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LDP supremacy edition
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>>34240278
I hate women
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Dead ahh thread
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Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
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>>34240286
lame ahh thread
I'm so depressed and totally broke, anyone else?
what are all you lovelies doing w your sun night? xx
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>>34240278
Do you understand that there's a 10th page?
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I love women so much
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>>34240289
They're Chad only.
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>>34240295
based
so do I <3
well most of them anyway
interacting with lovely sweet women at the bar momentarily makes me hold off on killing myself
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do you like fairy bread?
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>>34240291
Not totally broke any more so that's cool but I'm pretty fucking depressed.
It's only afternoon so my plans are take a shit, hang out with my dementia patient for a while, then hide in my room to watch anime and cry.
Wyd?
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>>34240295
>>34240299
Simps.
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>>34240301
Total Australian Death
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>>34240301
Pretty sure I never had that
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>>34240301
Never had it
Sounds weird but not bad
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>>34240301
That looks so good. Is it sugary as hell?
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>>34240278

Women:

I'm a 38 year old virgin who is so because of the following reasoning:

>if a woman can "get" me, then she can "get" a better man, so why settle for me?

This logic has led me to become incapable of trying to date, let alone look a woman in the eye. The problem is that I can't find anything wrong with that logic. I see all of the relationships around me as perpetually hanging by a thread, with the women always looking for a better deal. Does anybody else feel this way? I don't live a happy life, and I'm thinking that this logic is standing in my way of living a happy life.
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>>34240302
glad you're not broke! <3 (I'd lend you some money if you needed but I literally have nothing lol)
are you the lass who looks after that elderly woman (or somebody else)?
aw well sometimes you need a cry and that's ok. x glad you have some money tho ((:
I'm gonna be totally honest I'm fucked up rn. I have to call my mom in a bit and then work on the bar. I'm so sad but life doesn't wait haha.
>>34240301
yaa we used to have this in primary at partie and after skool club lol, it's good x
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>>34240306
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I have a pretty close female friend and we were chatting the other day about HGH and becoming taller and stuff and she was a proponent of every man who is expected to not be tall to be given HGH as a teenager so they grow up to be 6' at least.
It was kinda funny. She's a pretty kind person overall but truly the utter contempt women have for short men is crazy.
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>>34240311
ya, it's just toast with butter and sprinkles
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>>34240312
>Does anybody else feel this way? I don't live a happy life
Yes I'm sure many of us can relate. I'm also a fucking loser, therefore what's the point in dating? Unless I fix my life, it's just not happening. I'm the crazy cat uncle and I just want a full-time job again and to be left in peace. Women and normal relationships are beyond us. Literally I wish normies would just leave us the fuck alone to do what is best for us.
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>>34240317
I would lick an entire foot for it. You know what I mean? I would lap my tongue between the toe crevices.
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>>34240298
but chad doesnt want kids or marriage
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>>34240291
>I'm so depressed and totally broke, anyone else?
I just got paid and am in the midst of a We Are So Back. Gonna get beers and watch the superb owl alone tonight
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>>34240321
thats weird, thats something someone would say that wants to lick between the toes
nowmsayin
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>>34240313
Yeah that's me! I have to go down to make sure she ate her lunch in a few minutes. If I stay down there when I give her food she just talks she doesn't eat. Or she almost chokes on soup because she's trying to talk and eat at the same time. Thanks anon. It's nice to be able to buy weed and my preferred brand of toothpaste.
I'm sorry you're having a rough day. Good luck.
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>>34240323
Chad here. We do want kids, but not a legal marriage contract.
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Some men get all sappy and affectionate and cuddly because they think women like it
I get all sappy and affectionate and cuddly because I know women hate it
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>>34240323
>>34240289
Chad here.
I'm down to have both if my wife is richer than me. I'm not gonna sit there and look pretty, be a good father, attentive in bed and more for what essentially amounts to nothing with a high risk of losing half my shit and having to become a deadbeat Chad who fucks at bars to find a different bed to sleep every night.
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>>34240316
M
Better less future men had to suffer as manlets though right?
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>>34240330
women like that with a man they actually like
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>>34240316
I'm totally down for that as long as women also submit to hormonal treatments during their pubertal years to maximize breast growth
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>>34240325
I'm happy for you dude !! lol enjoy you beers and super owl ;P sounds lit xx
>>34240328
aww you are so sweet, I'm glad you're holding up ok
lolll I hope she eats her sandwiches and you can get some weed and good toothpaste xx
>I'm sorry you're having a rough day. Good luck.
lol thank you anon xx honestly it's not a rough day it's a rough fucking life lol.
I said I'd leave my villain shit behind but I honestly just don't give a fuck anymore.
selling drugs is all I can do to make money anymore.
I'm gonna sell a lot of drugs, give it all to the cat charity then just kill myself desu
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>>34240312
From my perspective it seems like the only men who want me want me because I'm mentally ill and they think they can convince me to have all the same opinions they do if they try hard enough. They're excited they found a shit in to potentially control.
Men I actually want don't want me.

Your logic is flawed. If she chose you she sees you as the better deal. That can always change though that's what sucks.
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>>34240333
Are you dumb? Their standards would just jump to 7ft if every man is already 6ft.
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>>34240336
Please be careful. I used to date a guy who sold weed and one time he showed up at my apartment with a concussion after being jumped by 3 "friends". If you're gonna die make sure it's on your terms lol.
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>>34240337
There might be some misunderstanding here. Men don't try to change your opinions because you're mentally ill. Men try to change your opinions because you're a woman, and ALL women can be taught to abandon their own opinions and adopt those of their men.
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>>34240338
I'd still rather be 6ft regardless of what women want, there are other advantages too
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>>34240326
Nooo haha noooo nowmsayin
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>>34240338
They wouldn't really be able to tell the difference in person though if every man was at least 6'2 while the huzz remained short. Pythagorean theorem and all that shit
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>>34240316
So did you actually push back and discuss how horrified she would be if women were expected to be pumped full of hormones to satisfy men's desires? Or did you just sit there and nod your head?
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>>34240344
very suspicious post and very suspicious picture
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>>34240342
The advantages would disappear when all the other men get HGH too and all the other men tower over you once again.
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>>34240350
That's not part of the program being discussed
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>>34240349
Haha lol *feeds you a lot so you become diabetic and they have to amputate your foot and I’m very supportive in pushback while I secretly steal your foot for my goblin goon cave* nowmsayin
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>>34240341
I think you're misunderstanding that those guys think they're looking at an easy target. Sure they'd try to change any woman's opinion but they pursued me, that's intentional.
And clearly they can't because I dumped them. If they failed with a supposedly "easy to manipulate" woman I don't see how they're having much success with women who aren't fucked in the head.

You sound delusional. You can't just magically make a girl racist, if you can convince her she was lying about not being racist before because she thought that was what she was supposed to say.
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Im curious how much of a red flag is it for women if a man they are dating previously had a straight incestual "situationship", to put it that way. Instant dealbreaker?
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>>34240351
Unless you put HGH under lock and key, it's inevitable. Once HGH becomes normalized for half of all men, it becomes normalized for all men.
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How do I get island asian gf?
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>>34240354
>And clearly they can't because I dumped them
That's not because of a lack of rhetorical persuasive power, I'm sure they jist started acting weird or something they did gave you the ick and that's why you dumped them. I'd bet all my money if one of them didn't fumble you you'd just conform to his beliefs over time, because that's what women do
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>>34240353
first my toe and now the whole foot... where will it end? you won't get my leg
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plap
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>>34240363
I still can't figure out if you actually believe what you're saying or if you're trying to start the gender wars early itt.
There's no real point in explaining my opinions to someone like you because you're going to disregard anything that doesn't align with what you already believe. Have a terrible day.
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Fs, in the unlikely scenario that you go for a skinny guy, would it be jarring if his penis was fat and with a big head?
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>>34240321
>>34240326
>>34240344
>>34240349
>>34240353
This is how Epstein talked in his emails btw.
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>>34240369
Likewise, my good man
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>>34240373
Yeah, all feetshitters need to be mass executed.
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>>34240373
untrue, I didn't repeat the full government names of everyone in the thread and I also didn't go into overly explicit detail of what I wish to do next time we meet
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>>34240372
>unlikely
Do you understand women at all. Especially the mid 20s or younger ones who still find traditionally masculine men intimidating. They like skellys.
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>>34240366
girl nice … legs v ? =c3 chomp; ha ha
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>>34240383
>also didn't go into overly explicit detail of what I wish to do next time we meet
M-maybe you should,,,,,,
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>>34240369
I've called far smarter, more insightful, free-thinking, quirked up ladies than yourself my friends over the years, and even they inevitably defaulted to the behavior I described. Don't get mad at me for the impaired agency God decided to put in your 2nd X chromosome.
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>>34240390
>>34240394
breh
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>>34240396
See >>34240369
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>>34240399
Sorry I just felt like giving you a bit of cancer. In my defense it was pretty funny
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>>34240333
Yeah it's not a bad idea honestly but I wonder, if every man is tall will height stop mattering?
>>34240335
Neither will happen but I will point out that some men actually do prefer smaller breasts.
>>34240347
It was just a thought experiment, more across the lines of "being short has negative social effects" so if say, women get plastic surgery for their breasts covered in case of cancer men expected to be so short it's an actual problem (due to society but let's be fair that won't change anytime soon) should also get hormone treatment covered.
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>>34240404
I'm in the hospital now, I hope you are proud of yourself
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Does a 26M and 31F relationship have too big of an age gap?
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>>34240341
I wish our culture was actually like this. It would be so much more pleasant to be a man.
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>>34240412
Yes you disgusting pedo moid she's litcherally still a child, fucking ki-
>26M and 31F
Oh woops lol, that's just fine
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>>34240408
Old me would’ve typed out something about toes and then closed and re-opened the text box
New me says erm and also cum
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>>34240407
Should young girls growing up be given medication to prevent them from reaching a BMI over 25? It's for their own health as well as conforming to men's beauty standards. Just a thought experiment ha ha.
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>>34240416
if you crave water, it means you're pregnant
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>>34240372
Don’t know I have no experience
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Men, hypothetically speaking, what would you do if I showed you my boobs and asked you to touch? You wouldn't act like a total manwhore, would you?
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>>34240421
I have all the cigarettes you could ever want daddy
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>>34240423
I'd look at them while raising an eyebrow and rubbing my chin and going "Hmmmm" before deciding they're too small and flapjacky for me and sending you on your way
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>>34240423
Bold of you to assume I wasn't already groping them before you took off your top.
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>>34240423
I would be disarmed by your bluntness
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>>34240423
I would really I would
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>>34240426
it's pronounced tzatziki, not tzatziki
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>>34240278
What do you think of chicks that make playing videogames their entire personality? And why are they all ugly attention whores with 0 skill?
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>>34240434
Oh no the counter cancer cum circle
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>>34240423
There's only pair of boobs I want to touch
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>>34240434
>>34240426
Stop spamming your chatbot shit already.
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>>34240435
Is this a thing people still care about? It's not 2012 any more.
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>>34240437
whats your dream physique?
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I actually tricked myself into believing that I was ugly because being handsome felt like a burden.
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>>34240443
Pear. Who is your favourite Wu-Tang member?
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>>34240442
Yes. More than ever
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Not sure why I bought a can of beer, I don't really like or drink beer
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>>34240450
I'm out of the loop I guess.
Maybe spend less time watching people who annoy you online?
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I want a fit korean milf to ride my bwc so bad
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>>34240456
We have those in abundance in SoCal
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>>34240459
Wait really? They’ll actually ride my bwc? Where do I find them?
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>>34240462
Depends, are you tall dark and handsome?
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>>34240448
Inspectah Deck, inspects ya dec
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>>34240456
Why not me?
Just because I'm not korean?
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>>34240466
Extremely based response
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>>34240470
imma go make a microwave omelette with mayo now, seeya
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>>34240469
You are a MILF?
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>>34240474
Goodnight
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>>34240423
I would not touch. I don't know you. Am I being filmed for some prank video?

NO INTIMACY WITHOUT A PROPER RELATIONSHIP
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>>34240465
I’m tall white and handsome, hence the bwc
>>34240469
Are you fit and pretty? I could be interested in you too
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>>34240435
I don't think of them. Do they even exist? I've never encountered one.
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Ladies, how horny is this man making you?
>>34240428
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>>34240469
What race are you?
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>>34240423
I'd absolutely look, but if I didn't know you I wouldn't touch.
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>>34240475
>>34240483
I'm fit and I'm 32 (which is a milf age)
>>34240486
latina
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>>34240469
>Just because I'm not korean?
No, because you won't even post your hands.
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>>34240485
0/10
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>>34240469
You don't have an online boyfriend with travel plans to meet you IRL because you never said the magic words "I am now accepting applications for the role of online boyfriend with travel plans to meet me IRL".
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>>34240489
why aren't you married with 10 kids already
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>>34240489
Ooo very hot. Where are you located? Would you ride my bwc after I treat you to a nice date?
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>>34240497
>10 kids
How fucking horrifying.
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>>34240499
your latina genes are DEFECTIVE
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>>34240489
How many kids do you habe or are just milf age?
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>>34240501
I'm not JH.
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>>34240503
is that another latina here
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>>34240504
Yeah, but it's not me.
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>>34240504
She's blatina.
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>>34240506
Post height and weight and cup size
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>>34240507
oh goddddddddddd
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I danced last night after some drinks and woke up today with a bruise on my left knee and my hip hurting a bit. lol
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Do you fw with 31 year old virgins with 5 inch pps?
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>>34240508
I'm not a woman, retard.
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>>34240511
If you were with me, your cooch would be hurting too
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>>34240514
You're really fucking desperate today, thinking everybody you reply to has a pussy.
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>>34240502
0
I miscarried once
>>34240498
>Where are you located?
in California
Would you ride my bwc after I treat you to a nice date?
Probably. How nice would that date be?
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>>34240519
>miscarried
>my bwc
something's not adding up here, cumming in your sock isn't called a miscarriage
but maybe it should be
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Femamons, would you do this for your boyfriend if he asked you?
I'm not huge, like 6 inches but definitely above average with good girth. I asked my gf next time while she is taking it, it usually takes her a couple of minutes to work it in, but I told her to tell me "how am I supposed to take this much cock!" She kind of laughed that she takes it regularly, but again it takes her time to work it in. I also want her to tell me how big it is and compare it to previous cock she has taken. So she got all upset and shy about it, that's she not saying that. Why not? It's a turn on for me and it is a simple request and she won't even do that?
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I finally went thriftshopping today. Saw a nice winter raincoat exactly my size for under 10$.

Had to put it back because it smelled like fags.
Why do people even smoke. It hasn’t been cool in over 10 years.
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>>34240527
>it smelled like fags
It smelled like you and your friends?
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>>34240524
No
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>>34240519
>Probably. How nice would that date be?
why are women okay with such degrading raceplay?
I've noticed this especially about latinas
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>>34240524
NAG because it's weird that you want her to think of other dicks.
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Women would you rather a man, or a rose toy?
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>>34240519
>Probably. How nice would that date be?
Dinner and some drinks, then movie at my place?
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What's with the jannies? They deleted my post about the jap female pm. Seems relevant to gender discussions
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Women, would you rather a man the size of a rose toy, or a rose toy the size of a man?
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>>34240543
They are doing their job for once.
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I need a gf with a similar background to me, predominantly Irish ancestry, from a coastal state below the Mason-Dixon, highly educated, from a family of educated people, is physically active, social, and affectionate.
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I need a gf who is a concept.
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Doing a poo
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>>34240560
best of luck
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I want a woman to call me Papi.
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>>34240541
A specific man, if not him I choose the rose toy.
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>>34240564
Slut
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Why is this guy claiming he has a husband? God does not allow that
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Femanons, have you ever had the female equivalent of blue balls? Been intensely turned on by a guy but he doesn't make you cum and you wish he had?
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>>34240556
It's not something I actively use, it's just always running in the background.
I don't think my face is above average but under clothes my body looks pretty close to ideal, too skinny rn.
I get free shit I didn't ask for from men old enough to be my dad. Not always a good thing lol.
Strangers assume I'll be nice to them so they ask me for help (and they're right)
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>>34240568
Lead labia
Very rarely but it happens
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Need some help with ideas for Valentine’s Day gift.
I have been seeing her for about a month, almost two months now.
Our relationship has not been cemented nor clearly defined. I would like to make our relationship official. What are some ideas for a gift? She explicitly said no flowers for Valentine’s Day. She likes to stay indoors, likes fashion, cares about her appearance, photography, and interior design.
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>>34240531
You guys are my only friends!
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>>34240568
Yeah, every time I've had sex
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>>34240340
>I used to date a guy who sold weed
I'm really sorry anon xx )):
Dw I'm not niggerlicious. I only sell coke, speed and pills.
Anyway my best friend went to bed and I'm crashing out, i need to handle myself OR I can do crazy stunts for you guys for the lulz lol, gib stunts plz x
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>>34240574
I don't know her I don't know what she likes. The best recommendation I can give you is to get her something she can eat.
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>>34240579
Don't ruin the nice conversation we were having by being racist anon you sell coke you have no leg to stand on judging people lol.
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>>34240574
>She explicitly said no flowers for Valentine’s Day.
She wants flowers but she wants you to be a little creative about it. Maybe Lego Flowers would work for you.
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>>34240564
>A specific man
cr1tikal?
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>>34240574
Get her some jewelry. It doesn't have to be super expensive, you can get sterling silver with a little bit of diamond for like $100-200. But you also have to talk to her when you give them to her and tell her what you want.
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Women

Where is your melancholy?
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>>34240574
>She explicitly said no flowers for Valentine’s Day
You’re in for a whole world of bullshit going forward.
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atogaGPT, write me a text message to a girl I met, asking if she'd like to go on a date.
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>>34240574
>>34240589
NO
lego flowers are even worse than regular flowers she can't throw them away when they're done now she just has this stupid lego set taking up space that she has to get rid of.
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>>34240595
You’re going to need to give more than that.
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>>34240589
Nobody wqnts lego flowers ffs.
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Women
If you fed mellon to a collie, would it start acting melancholy?
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>>34240590
Ew no
>>34240591
>A month almost 2
>jewelry

Anon please don't fucking listen to ANY of these people
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>>34240596
Anybody who thinks Legos are stupid is going to find reasons to hate everything else you like as well.
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>>34240595
"Hey anonette, we met at [place]. Would you like to go on a date with me?"
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>>34240595
I'm lonely and horny and want to lie down and hug
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I’m so horny. I want to take a nice woman out, but her a necklace or something for like $100, put it in her, band then come home, watch a movie together and have missionary sex
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>>34240601
Cheap jewelry is fine a couple months in. Obviously he's not gonna go out and by a $2k necklace or something.
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>>34240603
>anonette isn't in brackets
Oof.
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>>34240606
I did basically this a couple of weeks ago, but it was earrings.
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>>34240606
You don't put necklaces inside people, silly.
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>>34240586
You seem so sweet and lovely xx..... you seem really nice ;-;;
But I'm sorry just FUCK OFF. I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL YOU FUCKING CUNTS. I'M THE VILLAIN AND THAT'S THAT. GIB VOCA REQUS THO if i calm down later and my phone's not dead I'll do some funny shit lol. clown by shit.
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>>34240594
NTA, why? Exchanging expensive dying plants to throw away is a retarded tradition.
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>>34240593
Right here
>>34240600
The opposite, dogs love watermelon.
>>34240602
I don't think they're stupid. But they would be stupidly taking up closet space so they're a shitty gift for an adult woman who has not expressed interest in owning legos.
>>34240607
He should be spending like $25 tops. They're not even official.
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>>34240598
I'm a socially awkward loser and she's way out of my league. We met at a bar. She probably only gave me her number because she had been drinking.
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>>34240278
How do the japanese not have anytime to have kids between work and play when Mexicans have tons of kids doing the same thing?
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>>34240613
The point is he wants them to be official. If she turns him down, he knows she's not interested and he can return the stuff.
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>>34240611
Do your best impression of an arrogant, educated, muscular Southerner who loves to eat crabs and drink whiskey, but not too much because he can't spoil his macros is miss research time.
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When you were growing up, did your mum ever pull down your britches and tickle your arse crack and cheeks with a feather?
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>>34240611
Shut the fuck up.
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>>34240614
Definitely lead with that. Kek
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>>34240617
you mean like a southern american? ok I can try this lmao
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>>34240615
Mexico also has a fertility rate below replacement rate (like almost any country outside of subsaharan africa and south asia)
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>>34240616
And he's going to scare her off if he gets too big of a gift. It is too soon for jewelry.
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>>34240620
wtf bro :_________________;
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>>34240610
Excuse apple’s retarded autocorrect
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>>34240615
The big secret in current year is that higher GDP = less happiness
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>>34240611
Sing Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer
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>>34240626
You're the retard for using autocorrect.
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>>34240623
I sometimes wish the government of Mexico sent me a request to live rent-free in their country for 3 years in exchange for knocking up horny 20-30 year old Mexican women and impregnating them.
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>>34240624
Nothing is going to make that cunt happy other than his balls in a vise anyways.
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>>34240621
Wait yes do a cajun accent it'll be really funny
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My body is deteriorating
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I wish I had a libido
I think my life would be different
It takes months of having a crush for anything in my body to change
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>>34240632
I really really think some fucking candy is going to go over better than anything you guys have suggested.

People should have to be required to state what kind of relationship experience they have before answering these kinds of questions.
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>>34240629
It was always wild to me that they were a Christian band. Like in '90s teen movies they were the band you heard in the background when Freddie Prinze Junior was about to get his game on and make some fuck.
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>>34240634
Everyone's body is deteriorating.
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Femanons what's your favorite thread on /gif/ rn?
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>>34240635
We were all going to wind up alone anyway, libido or no libido.
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>>34240638
Your body is deteriorating from AIDS. Why didn't you see a doctor after the night we shared together, when I filled your butt with my sticky warm wet seed?
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Honestly as a guy if a girl asked "Wanna fuck?" I'm more inclined to say yes than no. I'd be cautious and I'm definitely using a condom but still would have a more welcoming attitude towards that inquiry.

Soooooooooooooo ladies, if a guy asks that question "Wanna fuck?" how would you respond?
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>>34240637
>they were a Christian band
Nta. Would you look at that I learned something today. Thanks.
>>34240639
I don't go there
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>>34240595
>>34240614
Tell her you got numbers from 6 hotter bitches but felt a real connection with her
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>>34240640
Every living creature dies alone.
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I trimmed off a shitload of bodyfat but now I have wrinkles on my forehead. Is it over for me?
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>>34240640
I think I had a chance two years ago but I fucked it up
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>>34240642
No, obviously. What's in it for me? Definitely not orgasms or prestige
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>>34240650
A chance at what?
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Is anyone here old enough to remember the Revolutions of 1848 in Central Europe?
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>>34240639
this one >>>/gif/30200762
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JH moment
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>>34240639
>>>/gif/30211455
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Gross.
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>>34240658
Hot
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>>34240642
No
>>34240654
Even if I was, why would I blow my cover to discuss it here?
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>>34240634
In what way is it? :( x
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>>34240418
Well you can be under 25BMI at any point, all you have to do is eat less. But you can't become tall just by wanting it, so there's the difference.
A better comparison would be a person with ugly features, and in that case, I don't know, maybe? Being short fucking blows, I know if I was given the choice to take some HGH and be 4 inches taller I'd have done that in a heartbeat.
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>>34240655
>>34240658
what's wrong with you?
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>>34240654
Yes and Germany falining to become a democracy is all the fault of poles and czechs
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>>34240617
I'm kinda serious though I am a very stupid guy but i can sneak now and do impression ting
Soo yaa I will do these lol but gib other silly impressions also xx
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>>34240676
What do you mean?
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>>34240676
>asks a question
>doesn't like the answers
>"what's wrong with you"
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>>34240645
serious answers only pls
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>>34240688
You’re hopeless. “Hey, this is anon from the other night. I had a great time meeting you. I’d love to take you out for coffee.”
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>>34240693
*ghosts you*
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>>34240301
Why would I when I have banana bread and cinnamon butter. It's just sprinkles.
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>>34240562
I’m finished.
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I matched with a woman for the first time ever rn. What should my first message be? I know I should ask her to set up a date or something after a few messages. She’s also really pretty. Would it be weird to say “I think you’re really pretty, are you available on X day at Y time?”
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>>34240706
>I think you’re really pretty
I’d say compliment her on something more specific that stood out to you about her looks.
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Why do most people end up living only like a half an hour away from where they were born and grew up?
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I'm horny!
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>>34240709
Because your background and culture you grew up with determine what makes sense to you and who you get along with. Being near family also has pragmatic benefits.
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>>34240611
Sorry me being a clown is fucking cancelled bc my roommates think I'm unwell
I need to stop posting here or I'm actually going to fucking kill myself for not being a normie like you people. I actually want to fucking die so much.
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how many men have feet fetish
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>>34240706
Does she look like a low standards bimbo who would go out with guys just because they found her attractive?
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>>34240709
Unless they have a good reason not to, people take the path of least resistance
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>>34240713
Nigger, you are the most turbonormie person here, at least when you're not have a bipolar episode or fueding with relatives.
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>>34240714
Too many.
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>>34240278
Excoworker (my crush) regularly asks where I'm working (I work at diff sites) and asks whenever I'm working at the site we worked at together

Is she seeking me out specifically or wants to see the crew together
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>>34240715
No, she doesn’t. I really like the outfits she’s wearing in her photos. Should I say something about that, but then how can I spin that into asking her out on a date?
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>>34240712
It just surprises me that so few people have the instinct to explore, see if there's something different they might like better. 3 hours away is still close enough to visit family fairly regularly.
>>34240716
>path of least resistance
That makes sense. They are where they are and as long as it's tolerable why put effort into it. Depressing.
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>>34240714
Even just one is two too many.

>>34240717
Please don't reply to the attention whore.
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>>34240714
Hello
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>>34240714
Not a single one. I am convinced it only ever became a thing bc chicks had no problem sending pics of their feet when they don’t want to show their tits.
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>>34240717
Fuck off kindly xxx
Sorry I'm really unwell rn. I'm cleaning kitchen and my roommate just asked me if in well.
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO THE PSYCH WARD, I WISH I WAS NORMAL LIKE YOU FUCKERS AND IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING UPSET I Nedd to finish cleaning kitchen for these cunts then I will RAGEEE AHHH I WISH I WAS FUCKING NORMAL AND I HATE NORMIES DIE DIE SIE XIE DIE SODDIEKKXWLVLLWKGLRLVLALVLTLELXLVLALALSTUTIGIVKVKVKVKVKVVKVKWOPELEMRMRMRMRMocovovovovovovownent t t
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>>34240709
Because they are too financially poor to travel or move.
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>>34240722
Why is it depressing? Hardly anyone has ambition. There’s a reason why for all of history 20% held 80% of wealth.
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>>34240713
You need to stop posting here because you use use to "encourage" you to spiral. When you sabotage yourself, it damages your ego if you feel like you're solely responsible, so you protect your ego by forcing us to join your spiral so that we become responsible for your self-sabotage as well.

You need to go away from 4chan and never come back. You need to stop doing nicotine, alcohol and drugs, and never start back up. You need to use the money freed up by that to start paying for your prescriptions, and to take them every day for the rest of your life. Your mental illness is not your fault, but it is your responsibility, and you need to stop making other people share in the responsibility of managing your illness.

You need to escape this endless cycle of highs and lows, because in the highs you always promise that your villainy is over, and you beg people to get close to you again, and in the lows you always betray people and hurt them while jokingly (not jokingly) calling it villainy. Death is not the answer. Death is just one more way that you're going to hurt people. You need to keep living, but you need to live differently.

Nothing would make me happier than you going away forever but living a better life than what you're living right now. Even if it's not a perfect life, even if it could never ever ever be a perfect life, you still have it within your power to live better than this.
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>>34240725
Feet fetishes existed long before you could just "send pics" over text messages, you goofy child.
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>>34240714

Unironically, about 1/4th of them. Most are closeted about it but more and more are coming out as it gets normalized on the Internet
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>>34240730
Ah yes, i now remember all of those historical writings about being sexually attracted to feet. You are fucking retarded.
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>you can be a literal princess and kill a supernatural demon prince but the moid will still pick an elf
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>>34240729
You are just giving into his narcissism.
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>>34240655
I can use this.
>>34240656
>implying I would ever subject myself to searching that board for a thread rather than just waiting for someone to find a good thread for me
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>>34240736
Remember that. You aren't anyone's first choice.
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>>34240726
Luv chill xoxo
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>>34240658
Moid hands?
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>>34240727
I am poor as shit and I still travel. You just need money for gas and food if you dispersed camp instead of staying in hotels.
>>34240728
Because people are so burnt out that they follow the path of least resistance instead of being able to like, dream. >>34240736
Of course he's going to pick his longtime girlfriend with a flawless everything who literally gave up eternal life for him over some girl he just met who has a crush on him.
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>>34240744
And she’s a horrible cook to boot.
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>>34240722
Plenty of people travel and explore, but moving is a pain in the ass.
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>>34240735
When is this painting from, exactly? Go on.
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>>34240746
Well yeah
But it's a pain to move your shit 15 minutes away from where you are once it's all in the van does the distance really matter?
If you're constantly moving apartments anyway what's the difference so long as you have a job lined up in the new place?
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>>34240744
>I am poor as shit and I still travel.

How do yo afford international airfare or the toll for a ferry boat if you're poor as Hell? Do you exclusively cross land borders?
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>>34240747
>holy shit, a calf fetish!
Kill yourself.
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>>34240738
>searching that board
4chan.org/gif/wmbf
There you go.
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I am the villain. *twirls moustache* Mouhahaha!
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>>34240748
It takes a year or more depending on where you live and who you are to get your feet under yourself socially in a new place. It's also very expensive. My own long distance moves have wasted thousands of dollars.
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>>34240747
>1752
To be fair to the artist his choices were feet, hands, face, clavicles. I would have gone for clavicles but that might have been too provocative for the king's mistress lol.
>>34240750
America is fucking huge. I may have been in more than half the states at this point but I've seen next to nothing. I don't fly.
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>>34240744
>eternal life
This must be extremely boring, I'd give this up too
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>>34240757
>feet under yourself socially
Right right I forgot people care about that and like having friends.
>expensive
I think you're doing it wrong then?
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>>34240758
>America is fucking huge. I may have been in more than half the states at this point but I've seen next to nothing. I don't fly.
Staying only in your home country isn't really traveling.
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>>34240762
When the home country is 3,000 miles from coast to coast it sure is.
Maybe it isn't if your country is literally the size of my home state (and it's a small one)
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>>34240761
You still need to buy new furniture, pay potentially hundreds in gas and hotels, buy all of the food to fill up a kitchen, buy all of the consumables you don't take with you, and pony up first and last month's rent. It adds up quickly.
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>>34240735
>Ah yes, i now remember all of those historical writings about being sexually attracted to feet. You are fucking retarded.
is this really your attitude? Do you honestly believe it was some unthinkable idea that people could've been attracted to a body part before x time period? Really? Is your imagination that narrow?
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>>34240752
Holy fuck. Does that also work with atoga on this board?
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>>34240764
>buy new furniture
Uhaul is cheaper
>hotels
We already discussed this. Sleep in the fucking truck if you gotta.
>but all of the food to fill up a kitchen
Why didn't you bring your non perishables that's wasteful.
And you'd have to pony up first and last if you were moving 10 minutes away vs 8 hours. Excuses.
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My wife says she intends to have sex with me on my birthday. Jealous yet, single people?
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>>34240769
Don't tease them, they'll be bitter if we brag about the awesome sex we get to have in our relationships.
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>>34240767
Yes, retard.
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>>34240769
You will be raped. You will scream as she sodomizes you with a foreign object, without lube. Your rectum will bleed profusely.
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>>34240768
Who's going to drive the truck while you drive your own car?
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>>34240767
>>>/adv/atoga
4chan.org/adv/atoga

Guess.
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>>34240767
Works with anything. It's a shortcut for the site's internal search. The phrasing needs to be exact though.
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>>34240767
Fuck off.
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>>34240770
Yeah, the awesome sex. It's totally great, not as if she just lays there and accepts me having sex with her. The sex is amazing, I swear, right?
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>>34240773
You realize you can tow the car with the uhaul right?
Actual answer though, my brother.
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>>34240775
>The phrasing needs to be exact though.
That's why I always search for "ato" so that I can still find "atosa" whenever some retard is feeling cheeky again.
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>>34240779
How about just using filters, idiot?
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>>34240771
Fuck you. I'm not as tech literate as you assholes.
>>34240774
I always just used the link directly searching the catalog to find them quick. Cool.
>>34240775
So it searches for whole terms rather than any part of the titles containing the characters?
>>34240776
Suck a dick.
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>>34240762
And that doesn’t even include alaska.
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So should I compliment her outfits then?
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>>34240729
>you use use to "encourage" you to spiral.
Ya ya I get it babe xx sozz I am the villain gbh teehee xx I will be good soon I prooomiiise uwu xx
>>34240740
Okee xoxo if my roomies go bed or tomoz I will fulfill voca reqs thoo, feel free to send more n I can send back LULZ
>>34240769
Ya fuck off normmmmm DIEEEEE
jks have fun with your wife or something niggerrrrr
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>>34240780
>saving cookies
Ew, no.
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Why were you raped? Was it because you were wearing open-toed, open-heeled sandals, and your feet were exposed? Was it that your rapist could not resist the sight of your raised heal or the spread of your toes?
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>>34240787
You are unhinged.
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>>34240789
Because I type 4chan.org/adv/ato into my address bar when I want to visit /atoga/?
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>34240788
This shit is why you feetshitters are inherently unlikeable.
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>>34240781
>So it searches for whole terms rather than any part of the titles containing the characters?
It works just like the regular search function in the catalog.
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>>34240785
I have come to view this behavior as a form of abstract performance art.
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>>34240783
>I commuted the entire length of a European country five days a week to go to a job that I was PAYING TO ATTEND for months
Jesus.
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>>34240783
The US is one monoculture. Europe is at least 30 different cultures and your overlay map also includes parts of Asia.

Parts of Florida and parts of Oregon might vote different and have different urban planning, but they're more alike than traveling from Jordan to Turkey to Greece to Poland.
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>>34240790
Retard.
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God I need to cum
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>>34240788
No it's because he was the first officer and the captain didn't give a shit
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>>34240792
Cool. Idk if I'm more excited about learning this new trick or the porn.
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>>34240796
Sorry, I didn't realize that using 4chan in a particular way is a Big Fucking Deal.
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Either I look like this by summer
or im tying the rope
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>>34240797
Fine, you have my permission.
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>>34240769
People ITT have the most unhinged fetishes
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>>34240798
Were you heterosexually or homosexually raped? The Navy is known to be powered by sodomy. They love forcing gay bum fun upon their recruits!
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>>34240801
It is when it comes to your neurotic ass.
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>>34240795
>The US is one monoculture
Not exactly. My Tidewater sensibilities did not mix with those of places like Seattle and Western Pennsylvania. I also dated a Jewish native Russian speaker, but the biggest moments of disconnect and confusion weren't over religion or language, they were over differences in norms and dialect over the fact that she was from Rochester and I was from Southeastern Virginia.
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>>34240801
Using 4chan at all is a big fucking deal because this website is known as a hangout for pedo's, not-zee's, and online suicide grooming gangs.
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>>34240806
>Navy
It's a femanon who was on a cruise ship or something, she mentioned it before.
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Do women like veins? Can forearms/hands be too veiny? Can a penis be too veiny?
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>>34240804
>the horse armpit fucker has an opinion
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>>34240807
I also summon the captcha before I've finished composing the text of my post. Sorry if that bothers you as well.
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>>34240798
Stop replying to the schizo.
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>>34240802
>No body hair
Sissy little bitch
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>>34240812
Yes and yes. Some vascular texture is hot within reason. Same with hair on a guy's face and chest.
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>>34240800
You're too cute.
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>>34240813
I think it's just funny
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>>34240795
>monoculture
It's really really not. Plus you have to consider all the different climates. Desert people are different. Real southerners are different. Those people who live up in the middle of nowhere in montana are different.
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>>34240806
Heterosexually and it wasn't the Navy it was a cargo ship + some passengers on board (90% of them were lorry drivers because the lorries were a big chunk of the cargo)
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>>34240729
>need to use the money freed up by that to start paying for your prescriptions, and to take them every day for the rest of your life
Honesty I'm sorry but just fuck off. The meds do fucking nothing. I'm so exhausted of trying to be normal and being shat on by normies IRL every. Fucking. Day.
Idk if you know how disheartening it is when people talk behind your back every fucking day of your FUCKING life. I fucking hate normies. I hate them so fucking much. I'm going to sell drugs after work because it's the only way I can make money. I wish I could br a happy little fucking normie working a happy little job but I fucking can't. I want to fucking die but I can't, therefore I have to be a criminal.
>>34240793
Abstract what??? This is my life lmaoo. Glad you're entertained at least. Xxx honestly just fuck off though. Fuck off and die.
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>>34240825
You got laid on a cruise. HOT!
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Women, don't you think it is hypocritical that you won't take a facial but you get off on delivering a blast of girlcum to your man's face when you orgasm and catching him off guard so he is taken aback by it?
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>>34240812
Yeah
And yeah. I don't want him to constantly be dehydrated because he's trying to make his veins pop. And a very veiny dick looks like I'm going to pop it.
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>>34240829
>a blast
Stop trying to pretend you've ever had sex
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>>34240818
Don't you start.
>>34240813
Haha yeah. This pic is just funny, too. It doesn't make anybody horny.
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Guys are you all just completely forgetful idiots? I have a hard time believing that! My boyfriend is terrible at remembering anniversaries or important things and details in our relationship? Oh but he knows how many fucking goals and assists some random footballer had this past year though. Is it selective memory for sports stats only and you all just don't care enough?
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>>34240834
He has early onset Dementia, the same mental ailment clearly displayed by Donald Trump.
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>>34240834
My last boyfriend would write things down on his phone. Like food preferences and my middle name so he didn't forget. Yours just doesn't like you, sorry.
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>>34240833
God, you're basic.
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Girls, please fucking explain how you read this shit? Don't you fucking dare call anybody ever a degenerate if you are schlicking to this shit.
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>>34240834
Your fault for dating someone into sports.
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>>34240834
He doesn't care. He has a phone in his pocket. He has a calendar in his phone. He always adds appointments and important sports dates into that calendar. He doesn't add anniversaries because he doesn't care. He has ways to keep track of what's important, but to him it's not important.
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>>34240839
I've never paid for smut, I read it for free
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>>34240639
Toy thread
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>>34240839
Preach it
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>>34240834
I'm really bad with dates and stuff so I actually keep an excel spreadsheet and have a reminder to check it every month. Not even joking.
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>>34240839
Who do you know who is actually reading this garbage? I have met one woman ever who admitted to liking romance novels, and she also had a preference for Indian men. It doesn't seem like a thing the "average" woman is into.
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>>34240838
I'm glad that liking monsters is so mainstream now.
>>34240839
I haven't read it, I assume it focuses too much on the jizz.
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>>34240793
You're right though. I'm not chad McNormalcunt. Every second I waste here, I could be spending plotting villainy, like beautiful robberies and daring bombings. Henceforth, all my energies besides gainful employment shalt be projected into constructive villainy. Thank you kindly for this assuage into combat. I bid you well child. Xxx henceforth, evilllll!!!! See you on the news xoxo
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>>34240834
You're not important, sorry.
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>>34240839
i do this but as a man
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>>34240847
Why would you use excel and not just a calendar?
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>>34240834
>important things
Whatever. Go back to watching your murderporn.
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>>34240850
This is really fucking funny. I refuse to believe you didn't crack up while typing this out.
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>>34240834
Hace you considered that you subconsciously only date and fuck men who don't care and turn away men who do? Golly gee willikers, that'd be a pretty unexpected development!
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how do i embrace normiehood
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>>34240849
It's not the monsters, it's your weak-ass taste in monsters. Centaurs? Yawn.
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>>34240854
I have other stuff on there besides just dates. Like notes on potential gifts, restaurants she like, ideas for things to do.
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Finished lotr extended editions yesterday. Might watch harry potter tomorrow. Only while they are kids however. Later ones are lame.
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question for you coomettes- does it help you relax and fall asleep?
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>>34240863
I remember my first girlfriend too.
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>>34240839
I just realised that book is actually real
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>>34240865
Sex does, masturbation not so much. I think I do it when I'm bored and frustrated about something else that I don't want to deal with more than just like, spontaneously being horny.
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>>34240848
>I have met one woman ever who admitted to liking romance novels
>who admitted to liking romance novels
These bitches ain't truthful.
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>>34240869
Pic is unironically correct.
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>>34240870
Women don't get horny, so that makes sense.
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Only book I ever masturbated to was “The Stranger”
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>>34240861
I like more than just centaurs. Remember this bingo card? I miss those days ITT.
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>>34240873
Her bookshelf was covered with them. It was really weird. And based on the faces of the other girls there when she showed us, uh yeah she was the only one.

I think most of us find it even weirder than still being into fanfic in your late 20s and beyond.
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>>34240865
Fuck no. It helps me fall asleep because it gets it out of my system long enough to get tired, not because it helps me relax.
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>>34240879
>I like the shapes but I don't like the shapeshifter
Huh?
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>>34240876
I do, but only for Him™
If we're waiting around for me to get sexually frustrated while single yeah that could take months. What I get out of a hookup isn't worth the effort to make it happen.
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>I would like an extra large Sprite with extra extra ice please

what horrific things would a person of the other gender ordering cause you to lose all romantic interest in them?
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>>34240883
Shapeshifters copy people, right? I don't like being lied to or tricked, especially during sex.
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>>34240888
I don't judge people like that, but I've been looked at weird on a first date because I ordered two donuts with my coffee at Dunkin.
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>>34240879
According to that chart horsegirls qualify as monster girls which is ridiculous
>Tails
>Heat
>Horns?

Ridiculous
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>>34240870
>>34240882
so very different for men. hitting the coom can take a guy out faster than an alcoholic nightcap
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>>34240888
If they specify wanting vegan.
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>>34240651
Perhaps you're just asexual?
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>>34240894
THEY ARE MONSTERS. They aren't human, they aren't animals, so they're monsters.
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>>34240888
I think they'd have to be rude to the staff I can't think of anything.

Extra ice is dumb though, you're just paying for the bigger cup at that point not more soda.
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>>34240889
>Shapeshifters copy people
Not necessarily. Beast Boy from Teen Titans is a shapeshifter who's limited to animals. The specifics vary by setting.
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>>34240889
Depends on the lore. Some shapeshifters can only take on rigid predefined forms (like another person), and some shapeshifters can take their form in any direction (like just being their normal self, but taller and with a bigger penis) (or just being their normal self, but with demon horns and demon fangs and demon claws and a demon tail).
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>>34240888
>>I would like an extra large Sprite with extra extra ice please
what's wrong with this. it sounds delicious
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>>34240895
Men's orgasms sound awful. They last for a second then they want to sleep.
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>>34240898
Humans are animals, monsters by definition are supernatural
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Women
What do you think of a guy whose top 3 favorite monster girls (in no particular order) are lamia, slimes, and manticores?
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>>34240904
A tablespoon of watered down sprite.
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>>34240905
prostate is closer to what you experience
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>>34240901
That makes sense. I was picturing like a skinwalker.
Also, side question that I forget, can he turn part of his body into an animal's, or does he need to totally become the animal?
>>34240903
So is a humanoid demon that can transform into a human just a shapeshifter if they have no other supernatural powers?
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>>34240906
>monsters by definition are supernatural
NTA and where do you see real horsegirls walk around IRL...? Exactly.
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>>34240904
NTA
Getting more than a tiny amount of ice in your drink, unless you're going shopping to a whole bunch of places and you leave your drink in the car every time, is retarded. You're getting a tiny amount of drink and paying for a bunch of ice. I'd rather have a mildly cold drink with no ice.
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>>34240912
>So is a humanoid demon that can transform into a human just a shapeshifter if they have no other supernatural powers?
A shapeshifter would be someone who is not a demon but can make themselves appear as a demon. Someone who is a demon but can make themselves look human has shapeshifting as an ability, but doesn't have shapeshifter as their classification.
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>>34240906
No, for the purposes of this discussion concerning fantasy sexual relationships, humans are not animals.
>>34240908
I only get the appeal of slime monsters, but that's not bad.
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>>34240911
No man, chicks can orgasm so hard that it changes their personality. They can orgasm so hard that they spasm uncontrollably and black out.
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>>34240905
NTA
I've never understood this, as a man. I've never gone to sleep immediately after orgasm, nor have I even felt sleepy.
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>>34240905
I got it really good and I coomed so hard it was more like I was peeing and my taint felt so drained my legs wouldn't move. she went to take a shower and I was just holding the bed hoping she wasn't going to leave right after because I might've been too weak to move and would die
I woke up later and made it to the sink where I had to drink like half a gallon of water
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If men are so bad at sex, why do most bisexual women still date men?
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>>34240917
So like Mystique from X-Men. I get you. Anything where the base form doesn't fall into another monster classification. So like an alien shapeshifter would be an alien by definition, not defined by power or intent.
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>>34240914
Catgirls were never monster girls either tho
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>>34240928
Yes they are, retard.
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>>34240926
Being fully gay is some kind of biological mistake, so I imagine your body tries to correct your path if you are bisexual, for the sake of continuing your genes
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>>34240926
Any working cock attached to a guy who I love and trust is going to get me off hard. Harder than a toy for sure, and even the best sex with a woman would be comparable to average piv.
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>>34240924
Sounds like normal sex to me.
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>>34240932
Behold! A monster (girl)!!!
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>>34240941
Yes.
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>>34240941
He's finally understanding.
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>>34240921
The only time my bf has been sleepy after an orgasm is when he was already sleepy, like when I wake him up to blow him.
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>>34240857
Fuck off! I hope you choke on your own vomit and die.
I actually hate you people so fucking much.
I need to reclaim my willpower and sordid decency, stop posting here, and just focus on villainy 100%.
I need to destroy as many normie souls as possible before I sink into the depths of hell.
I fucking HATE you cunts.
The more normalniggers I can drag with me into hell,the better.
I swear to fucking Christ that I will not post here again until I am burning in hell and have killed as many fucking normies as I can.
Ik I'm a meme here but I actually run this shit in my city rn.
I can genuinely have so many people killed and just chalk it up to ODing. Mum's the word. It's kind of beautiful how simple it is.
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Jesus, why is this piece of shit not fucking banned already.
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>>34240927
Yep. And there are variants for how powerful the abilities are depending on the lore.
>you can modify your base form (giving yourself bigger boobs) / you cannot modify your base form
>you can only be a perfect copy of existing people / you can only be an imperfect copy of existing people / you can mix and match and be anyone you can imagine
>you can only copy from humans / you can only copy from animals / you can copy from any creature that's real / you can copy from any creature you imagine (such as centaurs and devils)
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>>34240895
Very
It knocks you guys the fuck out.
It doesn't make me sleepy at all.
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>>34240952
He is banned already. He just evades bans by turning Airplane Mode on his phone on and off again to switch IPs.
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>>34240952
Fuck off cunt. You're next...
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>>34240959
>tfw can't shapeshift into a tittymonster
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>>34240935
Sounds like cope or a man
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>>34240966
You should have specialized in magic or superscience at the character creation screen.
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>>34240963
This will probably unironically be my last post here for a long while, because I'm definitely going to prison after this job lmao. But I don't regret a single second of it. The more of you normies choke and die, the better.
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>>34240966
How much titty would you go for?
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Do you guys think my gf will like these?
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>>34240966
If you're a shapeshifter yourself, then you're powerful. If you're not a shapeshifter but you're dating one, then... I hope you like having powerful partners...
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>>34240966
Ugh yeah if I could just blow them up when I want them and have c cups the rest of the time that's the dream.
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>>34240971
I didn't get the option. I think I didn't pay for the special edition.
>>34240976
Well if I can change it at will, I'd start from the biggest I can and go down from there until I found something comfortably sustainable in my everyday life. As big as possible without it being a chore feels like the natural goal everyone would want.
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>>34240974
Good morning saar
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>>34240978
You should buy her a vibrator, this way she will finally be able to be sexually satisfied
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>>34240979
>I hope you like having powerful partners...
I hate defining things by power dynamics, but I think it'd be best for me not to have ultimate supernatural power in a relationship. I can picture a partner being quicker to learn how to safely use powers than I would be.
>>34240981
Or imagine going thrifting and not needing to worry about what size something cute is. As long as you like it, you could make your body fit it. It'd be the fucking dream.
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Anal loving gf is better than having a tittymonster gf 2bh
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>>34240963
That’s your fault for enabling his larp
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>>34240949
Your bf is lucky beyond his wildest dreams.
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>>34240989
Why not both?
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>>34240982
That's another thing that varies with lore. Some shapeshifters can change their strength and density, and some can't. So depending on your type, you could maybe grow giant boobs that you effortlessly carry because they're nearly weightless, or your type would be weighed down by their painfully heavy burden.

There's an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where a nerd transforms into the shape of a demon, but not the strength of a demon, so Buffy easily kicks his ass. Good times.
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>a moid watches a female streamer, insta thot, actress, singer or other egirl/celebrity
>he gets horny for her
>he comes to atoga to use us to satisfy his urges by flirting and thirst posting
Is this how it all works?
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>>34240991
Idk, I feel luckier overall.
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>>34240985
>single on Valentines Day cope
Lmao
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If shapeshifters were real do you think their mass would change when they shift or would it stay the same as whatever their "neutral" form is? Like if you made yourself godzilla sized would you still only weigh 130 pounds somehow? How would it work?
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>>34240996
I skip the first two steps and just hornypost.
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>>34240888
>having "cilantro tastes like soap" genetics
Sorry, I'd eat it like grass in a cow print bikini.
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>>34240995
If I had any option, then I'd probably just change it every day for fun.
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>>34240926
Women are fundamentally turned on (in their own way) by being miserable to gratify a man. It's the final trvthnvke the sisterhood doesn't want you to know
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>>34240996
It makes for hilarious cringe compilations, stop trying to interrupt my business model
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>>34240992
Most women arent swiss
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>>34240999
Some settings have a restriction that shapeshifters can only change into something of equal mass. Others have them pull mass from pocket dimensions or do some shenanigans with mass-energy equivalence.
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>>34240919
Sounds fake an made up.
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Why are men so stupid, primitive, violent, lewd and arrogant?
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>>34240996
I come to atoga to lust silly
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>>34240888
My gf loves eating weird ass Korean food like chicken feet and some shit that looks like worms I hate it so much
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>>34240988
If you're a shapeshifter it's power but not ultimate power. Giving yourself bigger boobs doesn't give you a promotion and raise at work (unless you use them unethically). You can't make your bf's dick bigger (though you could make yourself smaller so it feels bigger). Maybe you could rob a bank if you know exactly where the cameras AREN'T pointed so you can change in their blind spot, but do you really think you could get away with it?
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>>34241014
Testosterone.
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Why does American dating so many rules? I'm endlessly baffled by such. Some people in Europe trying to follow them it always ends up feeling stilted thus not genuine. Why is such need for clarity? The longer wait for an established relationship stems from a need to actually feel the feelings. It is simple!
Crushing --> Joy --> Stable relationship
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>>34240984
Hallo saar v_v
The police are on their way, and I'm going to an hero just before they arrive lol.
Sayonara and godspeed my beautifies. Venture forth and flap your wings. Xoxo
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>>34241014
It's the only way to deal with dumb little sluts like you.
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>>34240919
My ex was like that, she would remain in a state of suspended disbelief until I fucked her hard enough
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>need to have a networth of +5million to get an average girl, who comes prefucked
its such a fucking joke
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>>34241014
Suck that dick, bitch!
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>>34241022
Europeans don’t have have dating etiquette, they just get casually raped by immigrants like it’s normal
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>>34241028
Women aren't cars, douchebag.
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>>34241028
That's like not even 1% of single men. There is no fucking way.
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>>34241024
Fuck off tranny kill yourself



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