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Old: >>34305321
Life Without Foids Edition
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I'm a misandrist and I see no reason to change my views on men.
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>>34308455
I have foid fatigue. It's not fun to date them anymore.
>oh boy, I hope this chubby serial dating whore thinks I'm good enough for her used up holes
It's humiliating if you have any self-respect.
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Gender?
Do you think people should cheer up?
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Why do women love giant men so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BnQ7WqkkmE
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Reminder

You're allowed to take the cute, single foids you see home. That's what they're there for!
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>>34308459
if you're on dating apps that's your own fault. used up fat serial daters are 99% of the userbase because they're too boring to be anywhere else.
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>>34308458
That's ok, you don't need to be here.
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>>34308467
Only if they agree to it
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>>34308467
You can just take 'em?
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Will kava show up on a drug test?
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There is no stateliness in which the gay man may rise above the station of his iron soul. The gay man screams in ecstasy like a dog gorging on the richest meat. He is that which cannot be pointed at, the phallic finger evoking his excitement and his dissolution of soul. The penis wheel quint figured is a disturbing, horrid image for this man.
I took a walk and found this gay man laying in the snow, his arms and legs aloft and aside, and I asked him “what is your compulsion, homosexualist?” He brayed at me like a donkey and presented his rear, rolling over and filling his mouth with the dirty snow. I noticed his anus was pulsing and red, clearly irritated from misuse. In this, the negotiation was over, for I had understood immediately that this was no man, merely a daevonic misinterpretation of the Word. Yet, overcome with sin, I pressed into the red bulb, and it burst, coating me in a foul liquid that itched my skin.
After this, I could not understand anymore of any thing.
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Why do I feel like I try so hard and get no where with everything I do?
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>>34308478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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>>34308473
They let you do anything if you're famous, grab them by the pussy.
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Are you proud to be an American?
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>>34308478
>>34308476
Man, stop posting shit like this already.
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Femanons, this you?
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>>34308481
No, sadly. I haven't been since I was a small child.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVZl3FCzNak
AND ALL YOU SEE
IS WHERE ELSE YOU COULD BE WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME
AND OUT ON THE STREET
ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES TO NOT BE ALONE
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>>34308477
Your creative writing skills have definitely improved since I first started seeing your posts a year and a half ago.
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>>34308481
I guess, yeah. It's better than most countries. I'm just grateful to not be Canadian or European.
>>34308483
Men think women just being nice to them is an invitation to sex. Why the fuck would I want to express attraction to random men with that in mind?
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>>34308479
Women,

Is it weird that I still like post-Chester Linkin Park?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXH9AbT280
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>>34308477
This reads like a passage from Fifth Business by Robertson Davies. Man, now THERE was a book about a guy weirdly both obsessed with and disgusted by homosexuality.
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>>34308481
I don't know if I would use the word proud, but sort of.
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>>34308488
maybe you're interpreting returned affection as a desire to fuck instead of a desire for company. have you considered not every guy is exactly the same?
>but all men are the same
maybe it's just the type of guy you attract
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>>34308489
Maybe? But I was never into Linkin Park even when Chester was alive, so I guess I'm weird too.
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>>34308455
why is /atoga/ full of insecure prudes about sex

is it normalfaggotry or what, who gives a shit what u jerk off to nigga literally no one cares and will ever know
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>>34308492
A guy literally openly told me that jerked off while thinking about me, and all we did was go to the same anime club together.
>maybe it's just the type of guy you attract
I'm a nerd so I tend to attract socially awkward nerdy men. I can see your point. I should start going for Chads instead.
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>>34308465
No
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Are genders listening to any tunes at the moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRjshy_n_yE
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>another fucking Shallan chapter

Why do you do this to me, women?
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>>34308495
>I should start going for Chads instead.
yes.
do you think we were gonna cry and beg you to date nerds?
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>>34308463
Nyeah its not so bad
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>>34308494
Honestly, I think it's because these threads are full of zoomers and zoomers tend to be insecure prudes about sex.
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>>34308496
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>>34308495
>anime club
Well there's your problem
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>>34308495
>A guy literally openly told me that jerked off while thinking about me, and all we did was go to the same anime club together.

Was this the guy you're talking about?
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>>34308499
>do you think we were gonna cry and beg you to date nerds?
That's literally how men respond whenever a woman has a bad experience with a man. "Stop dating chad, date socially awkward nerdy men instead".
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>>34308497

M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOMB7GbnaeI
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/atsga/ hijack
I officially shaved twice.
It sucks, I hate it, it's rough and I have no clue how to control shave cream, the corpos producing that shit must make it intentionally easy to burst out at the smallest finger prick of the top.
Problem is I have to because my hair genetics are ass and if I don't, I will look fucking awful. Or worse than usual I mean.
That in mind should I invest in an electric razor for my face or invest in a straight razor. Or should I just tough it out and learn to deal with this hellish existence using regular razors.
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>>34308488
>Men think women just being nice to them is an invitation to sex.
In my defense I was homeschooled from 6-12th grade and was able to figure that out within 3 months of college
I dunno if "invitation to sex" is what I'd say but "invitation to being asked out" was how my dumbass interpreted it

>>34308495
holy autism batman, I'm sorry that happened. That's some extra levels of unhinged.
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>>34308495
>anime club
that's your problem. socially awkward, and their only experience with women is probably shitty love plots in chinese cartoons. but judging by the rest of your post you're well aware of that.
>I should start going for Chads instead
other end of the horseshoe. but expanding your horizons beyond anime club is probably the most reasonable starting point. the point is one autist saying he jerks off to the thought of you doesn't mean every single guy out there only sees you as a hole. some of us want company first and foremost (but also jerk off to you in private).
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>>34308503
Isn't that blue valkyrie a guy named Lonnie
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>>34308509
Why you wouldn't buy an electric shaver and trimmer is beyond me.
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>>34308509
Speaking of "hijack" I feel bad for people named Jack when they go on airplanes.

It's like if they run into someone they know on an airplane that person will say "Hi, Jack!" and everyone on the plane will start freaking out.
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>>34308494
Most of their insecurities are unaddressed mental disorders but they prefer to remain crippled by them since they don't or can't afford therapy to have them explained like they are 5.
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>>34308502
>tend to be insecure prudes
They won't be after their legs are spread, and they are masturbated and sodomised. They will then be bukkake'd and skeeted on. And the transformation from prude to nymphomanic slut will be complete.
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>>34308514
Jack off.
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average atogan first date
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>>34308512
No but she does have a disgusting old hag name
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>>34308520
I know who you are and you live in Frankfort, Kentucky.
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>>34308503
Get outta here. He's not a virgin. No way.
But I would attack him, if I gained consent.
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>>34308502
Zoomers get offended by that one guy in demon slayer having three wives and think the barbie doll nudity in the Chainsaw Man movie is 'sus'

They are so cooked.
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>>34308495
F
Similiar thing happened to me too. but it was a music club as an after school activity.
His mother was a teacher in the school we went to. no matter how much I tried to have myself removed from the classes he attended, or after school club stuff
>he joined the ones I joined after I left the ones he was in
His idea of flirting was describing in detail what kind of sex we had in his dreams. or trying to forcibly hold my hand or touch me in some way.

>>34308506
unironically he looked like this, no glasses, as bad posture and literally no chin, while simultaneously being very tall and having the bodymass of a particularly plumb turkey.

I honestly think he might have aspergers
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>>34308513
Any recs.
The only reason I can think of is simple: I looked at prices today and went "Holy shit what do you mean $40 to $300."
What then?
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>>34308523
But somehow they weren't offended by Jobless Reincarnation which expects you to sympathize with a grown man protagonist who wants to fuck kids
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>>34308526
Look up current model reviews, mine is several years old.
Just get one that has a trimmer.
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>>34308523
which is ironic given that zoomers are also the first generation to grow up with instant high speed internet access to porn so the biggest coomers alive are also young adult zoomers.
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>>34308527
nah most of the zoomzooms I know will not watch that show at all

idk the more I think about it that "incest and lolis in anime and manga are like firing your shotgun in the backyard to keep rent down" tweet is fucking truth.
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>>34308527
A ton of isekai is being watch by 30+ people, just like moeshit back in the day.
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>>34308530
that's not ironic at all. zoomers have no concept of intimacy because they're not dating and all their sexual experience is through porn. they're taught that porn is shameful, so they immediately assume any sexuality at all is shameful.
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If you. had no other choice, would you rather live in Canada or New Zealand? And why?
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>>34308519
Average zoomer atoga discourse
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>>34308530
That's literally why though. Porn is so easy access that they've compartmentalized it and think sex scenes only belong in porn
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>>34308534
Are you implying that people in their 30s are pedophiles, because that's kind of fucked up
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>>34308535
Bitch I grew up in the Deep South before most of you kids were born and we were literally lied to not just that sex before marriage is a sin but that it's ILLEGAL and that you could get arrested for looking at nudie pics in Playboy. We were told that God would immediately send you straight to Hell after you died and while you were alive the cops would throw you in the slammer for it.
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>>34308536
NZ is really damn pretty and the people there are quite chill. Plus it's far away from the US. Not a lot of dangerous animals, weather is alright too on the northern island.

>>34308540
What?
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>>34308536
F.
New zealand, having experienced real winters, comparable to Canadian weather. if I can get to south and never have to shovel my yard or have to plan 2 hours ahead if I have to literally thaw my car from frost is something I would take volcanoes and earthquakes as an exhange and enjoy it, rather than have my ass freeze for more than half a year.
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>>34308536
New Zealand

The weather and landscape seem amazing. Honestly the Kiwi's seem pretty chill. Other then their natives. But idgaf
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My mom is going full keto, should I be worried?
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>>34308538
/atoga/ minecraft server when?
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Do you breakdance?
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>>34308538
35 year old atoga posters probably even talked to notch when he posted on /v/ 2bh
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>>34308545
If she is the one buying the food for the house. Then you should be very worried about it.
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>>34308509
Underage b&
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>>34308545
Mums always go on weird diets or force their kids or pets to eat weird diets, it's what they do.
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>>34308546
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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>>34308539
Nah it comes from us growing up inundated with millennial perspectives and internalising them. But those millennial opinions were always made with the assumption that the person hearing them had actual life experience. We didn't. That's why the eminently reasonable "you should be suspicious of age gaps" opinion turned into "ummm idk if I can date a 20 year old, I'm already 22, what would we even talk about?" which is so incredibly stupid.

If you have life experience you know the age gap thing is because there really are a lot of men and some women who seek out much younger people because they're easier to manipulate and it's also because there is a very real chance that even if the older person means well, you just won't be compatible long-term.

If you don't have life experience you just internalise that a gap in ages = bad.

Anyway, same thing happened with "gratuitous sex scenes are bad" or "anime bullshit is bad". It's also so many literal 20 year olds are convinced they're failures at life because they don't have a bunch of money (how the fuck could they?). They internalised advice which was aimed at people in their late twenties or early thirties.
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>>34308497
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toe - the latest number
https://youtu.be/TfDSgr8g6YQ?si=dHIp6yHdblr6wtOa
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>>34308553
>>34308550
I get my own food, but is she going to make herself sick?
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>>34308536
New Zealand.
I've got an NZ passport and my mum's kiwi. It's the obvious choice. Also, it's far away from the US and all their bullshit
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>>34308548
I'm 30 and lurked the earliest Minecraft threads, but I never actually talked to Notch.
I was a pretty enthusiastic follower of his blog and then Mojang too, at least until he chudded out a bit and buried himself in a mansion full of candy in LA for a while
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>>34308536
M
NZ seems super nice with chill people
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>>34308560
A bit yes. Not like dying or anything. She will probably get more grumpy and snappy. Just her body adjusting to not getting a necessary macronutrient.
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>>34308564
>macronutrient
which one
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>>34308508
I would always drive five to seven miles over the speed limit because I was paranoid about this lol
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>>34308567
Carbohydrates

As far as I'm aware that is the basis of any Keto diet.
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>>34308522
You're older than him, that's creepy
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>>34308495
Highly unironically you should think about the exact sort of nerdy guy you go for, yes. My mate deliberately went for neurodivergent nerds and had a bunch of weird experiences with guys who should have known better but didn't. And yes, a lot of it was "wtf why won't you date me even though you said loads of times that you didn't want to date and just wanted to fuck. I thought I'd be different" (they literally said "I thought I'd be different" or "I thought you'd change your mind" holy shit)
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>>34308548
I wasn't but I was in all Boxxy threads, I'm also close friends with Ulillillia
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>>34308574
Yes, that's so naughty of me.
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I got the beeg phone, it feels good. ;^)
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>>34308584
Literal cradle robber
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>>34308559
Very nice listen and a cool music video thanks anon
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>>34308497
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiBevOiR2O4
>>34308519
Shes literally me but its okay cuz he can have his gay little hobbies
>>34308559
Toe is good
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>>34308583
>I'm also close friends with Ulillillia
You better not be pulling my leg dude.
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>>34308588
>Toe is good
Mmm I love sexy exposed toes
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>>34308586
Milking him and nursing him back to health~
Big booby boyyyyy
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>>34308587
Check out their other songs I recommend goodbye and tsuki kake
>>34308588
Yh they're super good. They're doing an EU tour soon I'm tempted to go.
>>34308590
I should have posted a band with a different name
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>>34308497
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTJurde0pFE
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Hey, I found an accurate photo of an /atoga/ poster
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>>34308589
Not showing his new name on Facebook because I don't think it's widely known but who else talks like this?
Really nice guy, always fun to have long conversations with him.
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>>34308604
those men don't speak for me
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I'm sick and tired of Five-O running up and down the block, you know what I'm saying?
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>>34308605
Incredible. You're a lucky guy!
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>>34308604
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My most evil millennial trait is that I find the whole super early balding thing among zoomers to be really funny. Sorry guys.
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>>34308585
New phone who dis?
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Moids.
Does Your Very Punctual Wife Get Your Night Worm?
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>>34308588
>he can have his gay little hobbies
My gf loves my autistic hobbies, she is always glowing when I talk about them. She originally messaged me on a dating website because I mentioned circuitbending
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i think i might be into my guy friend but i also think he might be secretly be kinda gay or something. or into dominatrixes. i know he likes being choked and was into weird vr chat sex stuff. should i just try to forget about it or what do i even do here
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Is this true?
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>>34308473
Yes, from the public park. They're free. They don't want you to know this.
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>>34308621
Is domming a deal breaker for you or something you're willing to explore with a guy you like enough?
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>>34308622
They mean minorities or Chad, i.e "(You know which ethnicity) beats their women and punches women on the street unprovoked!" as well as "Men (Chad) are such assholes they pumped and dumped me three times this week ugh!"
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>>34308622
No, we mean everyone with a penis and balls.
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>>34308619
Shut up, cunt.
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>>34308620
hehehe yeah aa its rly cute i just listen and swoon. Fills me with joy to see him so passionate.
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>>34308627
You can't tell me what to do!
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>>34308621
i'm into fetishes that are pretty much impossible to get a girl into, but i'd rather have a gf who's pleasant to be around than a gf who matches my fetish profile 1:1 so i just don't bring them up. if just knowing his preferences isn't a turn-off, might as well see if he's interested. he might put them aside to be with you.
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>>34308624
its not like im all "ew gross no way" but sex freaks me out so much i couldnt ever be a cool in charge type. i blush and have a hard time speaking when i even flirt with people, my throat will hurt, like im swallowing super hard, idk why, and its hard to talk. so its like. physically COULD I do it? probably not well

for as much as he has daddy issues i have MORE. and i think its probably stupid risking a big friendship on a crush when idk if he's into women, into me, or into kinda switching back n forth on who's in charge
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>>34308619
What a waste of internet. Some black family in Michigan is drinking poisonous water because of this, and was it worth it? No.
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Does anyone else think it's weird that energy drinks literally didn't exist all that long ago until redbull popularized them in the 2000's?
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>>34308637
I think it's weird anyone drinks them at all
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>>34308641
Before energy drinks people were literally drinking fucking laudanum and sometimes even radium.
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>>34308636
And you posted again, forcing more black goo into those brown people yet again.
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>>34308643
I drink water and milk
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>>34308622
A lot of feminist champagne socialist types are like that, yeah.
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what do yu think of my workout
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I like orange juiceeeee
pulp or no pulp?
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>>34308647
it looks like sex
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>>34308648
Xtra pulp.
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Got halfway to the pharmacy before realizing it was closed. sad and stupid
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>>34308647
reminds me of this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba2IRyq3dyE
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>>34308637
You had high caffeine sodas in the 90s, and "sports drinks" like Gatorade got popular before that.
It's not too surprising that energy drinks came around after those two when you look at it that way imo

What I DO find weird is how hard Monster Energy went on advertising in the 2000s right after Red Bull really blew up lol
I was walking around San Antonio as a kid once, and there was this bigass gaudy lifted SUV with a Monster Energy wrap, and they were blasting music and handing out free cans of the stuff.
I seriously question my parents' judgement in letting me get one, but that was maybe the second or third energy drink I'd ever had, when I was around 12-ish iirc.
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>>34308536
in what fucking world would anyone choose to live in leafland over new zealand lmao
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fuck lmao. fucking whatever. fuck everything
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>>34308648
No fucking pulp. If I wanted fiber I'd eat the orange. Pulped orange juice should be required to be labeled a smoothie.
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>>34308656
Maybe they prefer to fuck meese instead of sheep.
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>>34308647
Sexsexsexsexooooo
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>>34308653
>>34308657
Sorry anon. You gonna try to get there in the morning or what
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>>34308663
today was the last day i could get it. i don't need it i guess but I figured it wouldnt hurt to have on hand and now i can't get it
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how do i last longer in bed?
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>>34308664
Dang. You should try to fill it asap I guess but I'm not telling you anything you don't know
Hang in there imageboard user
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>>34308666
Control your penis.
Maybe a cockring.
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>>34308666
Have you ever tried this before?

You won't feel shit
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>>34308667
Im more worried Im goign to get in trouble with mt doctor or something but I don't take that med anymore anyway
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I feel the night explode when we're together
Emotion overload in the heat of pleasure
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Am I the first billionaire to post on /atoga/?
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>>34308673
Can I have some money I want to get a sweatre
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>>34308673
No, I'm here, and unfortunately I'm probably taller than you and have a bigger dick than you too.
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>>34308673
How many of the kids you've raped have you also eaten?
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Why do white women like sleeping with married black men?
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>>34308671
The wheel upon which the gay man laid me was crooked at all angles, dark and grimy and mostly unclean. He had taken care of the spoke running from northeast to southwest on its axis, and would never say why, even when I begged for the answer. I don’t know if he knew himself. I don’t know many things. I know penis. I know the mechanics of the phallus, the vein of fatherhood carrying from process to reaction. I know that the gay man resides in my own ass, as two became one. I know that the Tibetan mountains, from a certain view, stab the heavens with their phallic tips, and in this way I became sufficiently aroused, the power of mother Gaia herself proclaimed and dominated by the homosexualist. Perhaps this was succumbing to the yang, the gnosis of which only the penis may provide, digging out the corrupted, gross material, flooding me with its own life giving affirmative essence.
So I lambast the gay man, to keep him here, for the love of man and men is his only desire, his destiny, and his enslavement that he is quite happy to be provided, the cock shackles wrapping around his veined wrists, homosexualism upon paper and blood.
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>>34308680
Why do white men like to watch interracial cuck porn?
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>>34308680
Ask your mom
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>>34308680
>>34308682
Why did you reply to yourself?
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>>34308497
https://youtu.be/n9-HJu6osew
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>>34308681
Lol
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>>34308673
What do you even do with that kind of money?
Do you help people, or do you just throw money at a charity organization?
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>>34308673
If you paid off my student loans, what would you ask in return?
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>>34308673
No, the other billionaires already posted. You're probably the last one tho.
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>>34308673
I shall be the next one.
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>>34308695
You are addicted to Death Sticks.
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Girls, would it give you an ick if a guy sleeps under a dolphin blanket? It's just what I have. I don't even know where it came from. But it's just got a big picture of dolphins on it.
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>>34308673
Was Epstein a billionaire?
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I hate seeing all the couples at the supermarket. It's not fair
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>>34308700
I heard a podcast talking about how Epstein was seen as the How to Get Girls (tm) coach by rich nerds, which is pretty fucked up when you think about it.
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i want his night worm
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Femanons, do you ever get the urge to go full whore mode and dress in your sluttiest outfit and get gangbanged by men in a club?
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>>34308701
If you can't be happy for the others, then don't expect the world's sympathy for your own cause.
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>>34308701
Don't you have a boyfriend
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>>34308704
no
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>>34308700
he was an israeli intelligence asset too
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>>34308702
It makes perfect sense. He could also probably get them drugs and stuff. Think about it socially from their perspective though, there's only like 3,000 people they can have as peers.
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>>34308669
Nta
Wouldn't that also numb her?
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Is it more stressful to just go live alone and live paycheck to paycheck barely making ends meet, and having less time to get things done, or keep living with roommates which saves money but kills my soul
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Why do so many men choose to be sodomised up the bum by other men when they realise no woman wants them?
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How do you budget your calories? I overeat a little some days and undereat a little other days.
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>>34308713
that depends entirely on your limits and no one here can answer that. imo if you can't afford to put any money away while living alone, though, then you can't afford to live alone. is living with family not an option?
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>>34308713
I say save a comfortable safety net, at least, first.
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>>34308713
Paycheck to paycheck is worth it over roommates, but you should start making plans to get a raise or a better job after living like that for a while or it wraps back around to sucking again
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>>34308715
I use Cronometer and have a good idea of my TDEE after tracking weight and calories for a long time. I hate calling it bulking/cutting but I aim to slightly exceed it when I'm comfortable with my bodyfat % and eat slightly below it when I want to trim bodyfat.
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>>34308710
His female partner was the Israeli asset. He was an American asset, recruited by Donald Barr (father of Attorney General Bill Barr) who worked for the OSS (precursor to the CIA).

It was an international partnership, both countries working together for the greater evil.
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>gf refuses to use contraception
>understand she doesn't want to use hormonal contraceptives (I wouldn't either)
>she refuses to use morning after pills in the emergency event
I use condoms. Last time we had sex it broke and basically I had to hold my breath for two weeks. Having 100% of the responsibility and basically putting my future on the line makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

Is it unreasonable to refuse to have sex until we find a middle ground? I don't know much about physical barrier methods. All previous partners have been on birth control, didn't want kids or were willing to use emergency contraceptives

>get a vasectomy
If I have to have surgery, just up continue having sex I'd just stop having it. Which is what I'm considering
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>>34308719
I just try to look at myself and listen to my body and stay within a comfortable zone. I look pretty cool at my lowest weight when I am "cutting".
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Women
Is it bad that me, a bipolar autistic man, wants an alt left/dirt bag left gf who loves all minorities except the mentally and physically disabled and says shit like
>the cia is full of dysgenic nerds lmao
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>>34308701
It’s not fair that I can’t watch anime in bed all day with my beloved either. Women’s month is not complete when separated.
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>>34308723
Honestly same, I don't know my actual bodyfat percentage but use whether or not I can see my abs as an indicator. If they're visible it's okay to eat in excess, if I can't see them it's time to cut.
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>>34308704
>and get gangbanged by men in a club?
No. Men in the club are ugly as hell and reek of late stage alcoholism disease.
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>>34308725
Anon trying to get on a list
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>>34308722
>breaking a condom
You're literally stupid or doing it on purpose.
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>>34308722
She should be tracking her ovulation. Tell her to tough up and get responsible
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>>34308725
>the cia is full of dysgenic nerds lmao
Momma's got a new catchphrase!
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>>34308722
I think you might just have to not fuck her.
The only physical barrier method I know about is a diaphragm. You need a prescription and I think you have to use spermicide for it to be effective enough to bother.
You do realize the morning after pill is just a giant dose of hormonal contraceptives right?
What has she said about getting an abortion?
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>>34308729
I’ve been on a list. I know for a fact that they do not care.
I just want my edgy leftist mommy gf
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>>34308734
Be my girlfriend and step on me and call me a retard
Don’t you have nice tits?
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Do you have Internet Tourette's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkKb3K8cxss
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I can’t stand dreaming about kissing women anymore.
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>>34308736
They're extremely difficult to date if you aren't a certain personality.
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>>34308738
It feels so evil to say! MUHAHAHAHA
THE CIA IS FULL OF DYSGENIC NERDS LELLLLL
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>>34308741
Like ruin your life tier difficult?
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>>34308741
I usually go for that type but then my social science education in somewhat-conservative-leaning academic fields kicks in and it's like, nah, we can agree weed should be legalized and gay marriage is a'ight but if you think the defense budget is too high and China and Russia are just exaggerated boogeymen we ain't gonna get along.
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>>34308745
But I don't think that, except that china banning porn is based.
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>>34308743
NTA (obviously) but yes, and in my case she was an atoga femanon too
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>>34308745
>if you think the defense budget is too high and China and Russia are just exaggerated boogeymen we ain't gonna get along.
Getaloadofthisneocon.jpg
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>>34308736
What kind of list…
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>>34308743
Like if you aren't some class clown pothead with a few assault charges and skip class to go drinking with a few gang members in a ghetto part of town difficult.
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>>34308749
Kitty! :3
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>>34308749
A folder, a docket; a file, if you will.
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>>34308750
And to be that you'd have to live an entirely different life than the one you have now. Meaning, no 4chan, no video games, no expensive computer, and none of that. You live in a broken home with a crackhoe mom and you got through getting a scholarship from college for basketball playing basketball your entire life as a mean of survival. Only to make it out as the best of the state.

Unfortunately anon, you aren't that, but am this.
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>>34308481
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free
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Do you budget your time?
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>>34308754
How does he know he was on the list?
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>>34308750
I know an ex-pothead (he switched to kratom in his coffee, sounds disgusting to me) with a criminal record like what you're talking about, but his rap sheet is only for graffiti.
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>>34308758
It's in the Epstein Files release, dummy.
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>>34308749
The FBI list of naughty people with naughty thoughts (of the Minecraft type not cheese pizza kind)
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>>34308755
It is the cost of staying in your comfort zone for so long. You're a good life amputee in other words. So that guy named Chase who just got a girls number after saying a dick joke at a club is not disabled with that, but you are.
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>>34308762
>of the Mein Kraft type
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>>34308758
Everyone is on AT LEAST ONE list, but only your behavior and thoughtcrimes determine which lists.
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>>34308750
I don’t have charges on me but id hang out with a gang as long as they’re cool to me
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>>34308765
I am sure I am on the list of Scanners for ComSec to retrieve and send on a manhunt against other Scanners who've gone rogue.
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>>34308766
I grew up in a neighborhood where there was a street gang called The Arabs, even though they were mostly Latinos. Don't ask me how that makes sense. Anyway I'd sometimes hear them getting into fights or beating up people they had beef with but I never got involved. They were mostly chill to me and I remember sometimes smoking cigars on the stoop with a few of them.
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>>34308770
I never “question” gang name shit like that, criminals, gangsters, gangs, all of them have quirky funny names that don’t make sense until you learn the real reason and it’s something like he stuck an ear up someone’s ass
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Every interaction has us giggling and laughing over small things. Are there levels or meanings behind them?
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>>34308775
Silliness is reaching critical level. What do we do now?
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>>34308774
Like, people were making fun of Joe Biden's Corn Pop story back in the day, but if you've been around gangs you know how realistic that is. It's not all police shootouts and crack houses like on The Wire, a lot of it's kids with dumb nicknames wearing funny costumes and talking shit like they're in some ghetto ass version of a shonen anime.
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>>34308779
more silly
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>>34308732
I have no confidence she'll do this.

>>34308735
Basically what I'm thinking and I'm fine with it honestly.
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It’s over
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>>34308775
Chemicals
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>>34308783
We’re running low on energy reserves. The best I can do is dig through my folder.
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>>34308775
I love bein silly
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>>34308789
Same. I have to clean my teeth and do some stuff before bed too.
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I can’t wait I go Japan with my gf, any ideas what we should do?
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>>34308785
/gioyc/ is down the hall, page 3.
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>>34308792
Visit the Red Light district in Tokyo and have a threesome with a traditional Japanese sex worker.
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Damn 5 posts straight by absolutely shit garbage posters
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>>34308792
Can I come too? I’ll bring my bubble backpack
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plap
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>>34308784
>I have no confidence she'll do this.
oof
What, is she retarded?
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>>34308795
Okay forget that I asked…btw I already did that when I was solo travelling haha
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>>34308796
Be the change you want to see
Or shyaddup
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>>34308801
Just like how you were engaged to a tradcath Latina? Remember when you stole pics of a ring from Pinterest and got exposed and didn’t post for months after?
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>>34308798
No you cannot third wheel our romantic getaway destination, we’re gonna be doing weeb shit like cosplaying in Shibuya
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>>34308787
Research Chemicals
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>>34308803
Why do you sound like a toxic ex that I haven’t called in a while?
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>>34308809
Why don’t you get some help for your NPD?
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>>34308807
Got me bleeding from my ears
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>>34308812
>mental health advice coming from a depressed suicidal terminally online porn addicted Indian man
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Will you strip me naked and then play with my pee pee?
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>>34308800
No but she hasn't really shown much inciative in the time I've known her so I don't feel comfortable that she'd actually track the physical signs effectively.
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>>34308815
Only for >him
:)
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>>34308814
>indians unprompted
Even when ban evading you can’t help yourself. You’re pathetic, low IQ garbage.
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women, should i quit my job and disappear?
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>>34308821
I'm male, but no, it's not even that hard to save up enough money to live for years if you are frugal. Just coast more maybe.
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When an foid cries, God smites her, because she is being manipulative.
Whan a sensitive young man cries, the angels weep alongside him, for his tears are pure.
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>>34308823
>asks women
>Im male
You’re such an annoying faggot Sean
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gn atogans
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>>34308780
Glad to get a better realization on the matter. Though I'm still a bit upset I'm not the man I need to be.
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>>34308823
>Just coast more maybe
what does this mean?
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>>34308780
>some ghetto ass version of a shonen anime.
Black people can make anime real
Believe it
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Which do you prefer:
>Sehnsucht
>物の哀れ
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>>34308833
I'm a weeb, so 物の哀れ obviously.
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Women should do porn because it is empowering.
Men shouldn't consume porn because it's degenerate.
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>>34308832
I once heard a conversation between urban youth about if Sasuke in Naruto was black-coded because he "grew up in the ghetto" and Naruto is like "some white boy that's never known the struggle"
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>>34308830
Like work and save enough money to live off of for a few years and then don't work for a few years rather then become homeless and deranged.
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>>34308835
That is the correct answer, yes.
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>>34308836
The Uchiggas
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When women start a relationship with a man, they go in with the intent to also end the relationship as it suits them.
For this reason, I have zero sympathy for any of women's relationship woes. None at all.
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>>34308843
>i made something up in my head
>thats why i hate women. no other reason
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>>34308843
I mean, I guess that makes sense in your fantasy land. Thank you biological male, for informing us on how biological females work.
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>>34308835
Women can fuck as many men as they want, if you judge her sexual past you're insecure
Men can't fuck a single hooker because it means a plethora of bad things
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>>34308835
Porn should decenter men. They're gonna pay and jerk off anyway. Might as well cater to the other audiences now.
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>>34308846
>It's another incel whose insecure about being a virgin making making up scenarios in his head about being bullied for being a virgin episode
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>>34308843
Bro stop letting your hurt dictate how you empathies with mfs in the future you dumb ass.
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>>34308836
Black weebs are somethin else, man.
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>>34308844
>>34308845
I know foids can't actually conceptualize loyalty, and are entitled to believe that they always deserve the sympathy and worship of others, so your responses were expected and I am unbothered by your seething.
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>>34308852
Yes biological male, you're so correct and know everything about how biological females work despite never having spent a day as one. You're so smart! Want a lolipop?
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>>34308853
You're still just seething.
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>>34308856
>Mocking me for being a retard is seething
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Submissive girls, I had an idea to cum on the hardwood floor and tell the girl to lick it up. Would you like this?
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Why is every Iranian girl in the west a slutty arthoe?
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>>34308848
Strangely non-psychotic take for you. At least it's consistently degenerate, instead of the usual lopsided one.
Personally, I think if prostitution is illegal (and it should be) then porn should be illegal (which it strangely isn't), as a moid. I think 90% of my fellow moids are being hypocrites, and another 9.9% are consistent by wrong in their belief that even prostitution should be legal, and while it may be misogynistic in a certain style to say; I don't think women can be held responsible for participating in porn; they are the lesser gender that are easily manipulated and exploited by the designs of men, which is what happens when a woman makes an OF or participates in the making of porn.
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>>34308860
i guess i would do that but the way you just asked i didnt like lol
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>>34308862
mta
I don't really care to get too deep into this debate, but with OF, the woman has complete control over what she puts out and isn't under the fingers of some sleazy producer.
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>>34308859
if I haven't done anything retarded
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>>34308867
You will.
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>>34308867
>Saying retarded shit isn't retarded
Okay retard.
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>>34308865
It's an improvement but it's still a process that turns a woman into a sex commodity for consumption by men, assuming that every woman on OF operates completely independently and of her own will in the first place.
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>>34308862
Yeah you’re gay
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>>34308862
>thinks porn won't be considered a weird, niche, nostalgia fueled genre once sexbots become affordable
The abolition of porn will come at the same time as the death of human-to-human romantic relationships, or at least a relationship with solely 2 humans and not accompanying fuckbot 9000s.
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Can you identify a woman by the shape of her feet and toes?
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>>34308877
good
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>>34308880
I could identify my mother's, all of my sister's, and I think at least my latest ex if not all of them. Feet are quite distinct.
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>>34308880
sometimes
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>>34308861
cause those are the ones most likely to have fled the cuntry? you dumb in the head or something?
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>>34308874
>yeah if you don't want to pervily leer at manipulated women you must be gay
yeah you're the real pinnacle of man
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>>34308862
Why are you saying this on a porn site?
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My life was going great until I tried to let a woman into it.
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guys is this site dying
activity is so low i get lonely trying to do my nightly 4chan doomscroll
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>>34308848
Okay Blue, you having sex with a man can be a beautiful thing if you try to see it differently okay. It isn't all forceful rape and all of that. It is what happens when love builds in a relationship. Personally I think there is too many woman now acting like Lisa Simpson and being sex negative.
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>>34308887
How are people gonna make money when the tax dollars fuck them over?
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>>34308666
>Make sure you're actually breathing consistently and not holding you breath.
>Jerk off before you plan to fuck, like the morning before if it's that night.
>Foreplay after you cum the first time with her because you can probably go a second time after 30 minutes.
>Realize that not all women want you to be pounding her for a long time because it can hurt and get good at other means of foreplay.
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>>34308897
>It isn't all forceful rape and all of that.
I never said that it was? I'm talking about porn, lil bro. I know it's confusing because your parents also didn't teach you sex ed and you fell asleep in the clean ed class because your parents didn't sign your waiver. But sex and porn are not the same thing.
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>>34308885
Why arthoes though?
Is it genetic?
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>>34308787
Is this a good thing? I don't mean to over think, but it always happens. What do
>>34308779
The cat images bring me a sense of relief since she is a cat mom.
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>>34308860
No. It's one of those things that sounds much hotter in theory than it actually is in practice
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>>34308896
yes. ppl just 4chan post on x now.
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>>34308903
whatever is wrong with you is certainly genetic
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>>34308896
>oh boy a bunch of people I don't care about are posting less
>I also don't talk to them
What do you want
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>>34308914
you post here an awful lot for not caring about the people posting here
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I went to a Blackpink concert recently and took this photo.

Thoughts?
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>>34308915
I don't know anon. I know the name fags. And I try to answer questions honestly.
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22F
How do I stop having antisemitic thoughts?
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>>34308919
You're a slut. Aaaahhhh
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>>34308922
Get off the internet and touch grass.
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>>34308922
What did jews do to you?
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I wish I could stop looking at women
I know they don't like me anyways
I curse my brain
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I dreamt of the white walls of my youth, long hallways separated by cold brass doors and splayed with my favourite colour, the royal blue of the soul. I laid upon couches of false luxury, surrounded by women and their homosexual patrons, their servants, caterers to their every passing frenzy. No one will remember these things, that I am aware of. These quiet intimacies through the glass are quickly drowned in the Styxian waters of wasteful penises, never remembered by those who couldn’t, nor remembered by the triumvirate of flesh appendages that demand to be recognized.
The penis is the king and queen. This is why when you jack off, you are committing a coup d’état upon yourself and your own power. They rob the youth of their innocence, becoming fat on their penis pigswill.
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>>34308925
It's called inflation
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>>34308927
Castration
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>>34308932
You wish, foid
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>>34308819
>unprompted
Bro everyone knows you are indian why argue this basic fact
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If a woman says, "My boy," when referring to me, that means it's over right?
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>>34308935
Get back to work peasant
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>>34308920
and what makes you think anon doesn't? entitled much
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>>34308930
But the arabs are hoarding the oil because we were mean to them. That's why the gas prices are fucked. Or can you not afford milk, bread, and hot chip?
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>>34308922
why the hell would you want to gaslight yourself? also, 4/10 bait
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>>34308941
Anon doesn't know themself?
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>>34308936
for you, yes
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>>34308944
did you smoke too much weed again?
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any sad lonely women in the thread? haiiii
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>>34308947
I haven't smoked any weed. Stop fucking the doorknob with your bussy.
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>>34308929
Try not being the son of a whore next time. Also, the soul is purple.
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You know how any girl who is even remotely mid or above can become sexy af if they dress like a goth.
Is there an equivalent style for guys?
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>>34308922
It's harder than ever. There are antizionist Jews, though.
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>>34308954
money
0/10 bait, next
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>>34308940
>dalit chud calling others lower caste
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>>34308954
No. Women like a bunch of different things and not every style will work on you even if you are essentially a paper doll man. Maybe not be an abusive asshole ever again? Nah, that's too hard, most men can't do that.
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>>34308959
I'm sorry your husband rapes you
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>>34308936
>tfw she refers to me infront of her friends as ‘my mans’
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>>34308959
>Maybe not be an abusive asshole ever again? Nah, that's too hard, most men can't do that.
What? I would never.
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she's never going to text me back. She got bored of me
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i love 2d women
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>>34308959
Only chad is allowed to be abusive
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>>34308965
Oh that reminds me, I need to watch last week's episode of frieren.
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>>34308967
Notice how he is not being portrayed as abusive in that picture?
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Question for both women: easier to hookup with chubbier women than generically attractive women as a man? I think this is a common concept for the looksmax and redpill boards (probably due to the assumption that those girls have less options)
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Lmao when you’re so ESL non-white you can’t even argue in English so you just revert to spamming the same image over and over again how do pajeets cope kek joke nation joke people
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if you get stuck in an avalanche, it often happens that you can't tell anymore where up and down is and thus can't decide which way to try and dig themselves out
if you ever find yourself in such a situation, spit or drool to determine which way gravity goes
thank me later
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>>34308922
Marry me
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>>34308978
That’s because he’s white and not indian
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>>34308958
Is that the guy who kept getting banned for spamming on /r9k yesterday?
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>>34308979
wdym both women?
I'd say it hugely depends on the womans character, an attractive woman might get much more pleasure out of gathering male validation and also knows that no matter how many bodies she'll rack up, she will never have an issue still finding a guy to settle down with, so she doesn't have to be so strict about her reputation and might be more likely to just "live in the moment and have some fun because it's not that deep", where an ugly woman would have to be much more careful since she has to try and makeup for her lack of looks with at least not also ruining her reputation
the other angle is that fat girls usually feel like shit and might not want to be triggered by constantly being reminded of their physical inferiority by engaging in situations where that would be relevant, like being intimate
on the other hand, a pretty girl might feel like many men are beneath her or that she doesn't need to grant access to her body to anyone unless she's treated like a goddess by a perfect specimen
and a fat girl might feel like she has to make up for her undesirability by being low maintenance and at least giving pussy access
all in all, you can't really determine how easy it will be to get in a girls pants only based on her bmi
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>>34308958
F. I’ve seen him post on /soc in the dirty kik thread
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>>34308989
ew, why are you in there?
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>>34308989
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Like how can they sit somewhere for hours and be comfortable? Eating away feelings is a superpower. Why would they put up with men that are horrible slobs?
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>>34308991
I could ask you the same thing jeet moid.
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>>34308965
2d women would hate you
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>>34308996
3d men hate you
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>>34308979
It's not easy to hook up with anyone if you're going to cosplay through life, dumb autist. They'll just masterbate with your body and get rid of you when they realize you're a worse lay than a corpse.
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>>34308987
DOXXED SAAR
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>another totally unrelated bumbling garbage post saying absolutely nothing
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>>34308997
Good thing I prefer 5d men.
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>>34309002
Nothing ever happens in Mumbai chud saar
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>>34308996
Why do you say such hurtful things?
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if a girl bro zones you is there a chance of getting out?
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>>34309009
You have to know that 2d women are even less privileged than 3d women, come on. Less dimensions less ability to run away from your bullshit.
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>>34309010
Maybe? That sounds harder to escape than the friend zone.
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>>34309010
not for you, no
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I'm a loser for thinking this would have worked out. It might be time to use dating apps
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>>34309017
go away bar slut
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>>34309017
another discord e-girl disappoint you, anon?
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>>34308896
>is this site dying
Yes.
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>>34309010
no, you cant develop attraction
it either is there or it isnt
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Cocks look so good every now and then
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>>34308919
The photo is clearer and sharper than the photos I take under much better conditions.
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