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Why are there so many dwarfs?
It's directly linked to indie fags that can't make it past 6'1 and are generally below that.
I can't take them seriously if the opponent has to look down at them.

Is it because smarks are insecure manlets that boo anyone of decent height?
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>>1685884
Also I wasn't doubting Owens on the mic, cocky has always been a staple in wrestling.

He looks like a McDonald's regular though that anyone would mock, so it's hard to take him seriously as a top wrestler that looks powerful. The fact that he is powerful comes across as a facade because he doesn't look powerful.

Rusev is a different story for example, bear mode is always intimidating as a wrestler.
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>>1685918
Rollins doesn't look powerful, Dean doesn't look powerful, D Bry doesn't look powerful. Rusev is based as fuck and I love him dearly.
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>>1685923
Rollins looks pretty powerful.
He's fucking big since returning.
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>>1685923
He's ripped with decent size, he's no 2002 haitch but does look powerful to me.

The only time someone with that body doesn't look powerful is when they struggle to perform a move and it leaves a lasting image in your head. Like Chris masters attempting an overhead press, that shit is still in my head.
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>>1685674
> mfw i used to love takin the piss out of manlet wrestlers but cucter has buried that into the ground deeper than connor le musher-roomfood

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By having BASED Joe debut and win IC Title
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>Dbry/Miz segment
>Miz starts to talk shit about indies
>DBry response
>"Why dont you say that, to this guy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8

This would probably save Smack's mid card for a long time. But it wont happend so Raw is going to win
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pretty easy, yes based fatty is champ. but still was a 50 yr old man taking the spot light away from 3 other stars they are trying to build. just need a solid follow up with great wrestling and it is in the bag
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It was only the end of RAW that was good. All smackdown needs to do is have a decent show as a whole. All i wanted to see was the main event for RAW and it had a satisfying ending. They did something right for once, a most likely double turn and pulling the trig on KO at the perfect time. Fans were happy. Other than that, RAW sucked dick
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>>1685930
Based Miz btfoing Bryan is being addressed tonight, so that.

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Gentlemen, we have a new westlefu.

https://youtu.be/wvioj8xqtlo

She's also got a nice foot game.
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>>1685432
>ugly as fuck
>speech impediments out the ass
>autism
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>you will never sit next to a girl this hot while you both watch WWE and she's wearing just panties

Why live ;~;
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>>1685447

>14 (fourteen) minutes of rambling about backstage staff
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>>1685464

>You will never stroke her hair and tell her that "The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan murdered Chris Benoit, Nancy Benoit and Daniel Benoit to get revenge and then framed Chris for the crime
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>>1685329
Anime DVDs are from your last failed attempt to make a Youtube living reacting to anime stuff.

She ain't too bright

Man /asp/ is so much better when you filter out Carter. It's literally paradise
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He is almost suicidal right now based on how hard he is crying in the /qa/ thread. He even tried to do his Babun Tarisan bullshit but everyone fell asleep at the worst, boring gimmick on 4chan.

Pretty much now everyone knows how to spot him and that anything that supports him, is HIM via proxy

Even if he spams the board, people will just say, oh it's the /b/ tard
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>>1685902
>>1685905 this will fix all your Carter worries
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>>1685902
that /b/ reply was carter as well
no one on b gives a shit to come to this board to shitpost.
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>>1685879
Most people will refuse to do it anyway because they love shovelling his shit down their throats

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http://whatculture.com/wwe/dixie-carter-may-be-done-with-tna

>We had known that Billy Corgan's involvement behind the scenes in TNA has been increasing over the past few months, and that he was recently named president of the company, but Dixie Carter's role was still a bit of a mystery.

>According to Dave Meltzer on Wrestling Observer Radio, the longtime owner may actually be completely done with TNA.

>"She's out of power completely, she is completely out of power no matter what's said, but she may be gone." Meltzer revealed on his show.

>Best champion
>Brokenkino saga
>Best booking
>Allie champion
>Forced Dixie out
>Rock Star
>Storylines are coherent and progress from week to week

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>>1685839
That they want to control what you say i.e. they are acting as fascist by trying to tell you what can and can't do.
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https://www.queerty.com/smashing-pumpkins-billy-corgan-calls-transwoman-a-heshe-and-an-ugly-pig-20110901

wtf I love billy corgan now
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Everyone should listen to BTB on Russo's podcast. He sounds like knows what he's doing.
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>>1685920
Did Russo cry and beg him for a job?
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>>1685924
seemed more butt hurt they didnt want him there to ruin their show

Hat Slinging Edition

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsJm-YzlXY8

Highlights: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3e4sak_becky-lynch-rebecca-knox-tribute_sport

Previous Thread: >>1674646
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>>1685830
You most be a really lonely virgin. Great job white knight.
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>>1685845
I was referring to them singing her song during matches and chanting for her in the middle of promos, you dribbling fucking retard. Try actually watching the show before you shit all over the keyboard like a moron.
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>>1685830
>Why would you think she's not over?
Because pretty much none of the women are other than Sasha and Nikki
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoBIN5tOEY

>I guess we do have a good bond, but I also though I had a good bond with Natalya...aslo thought I had a good bond with Charlotte..also thought I had a good bond with Paige

Poor Becky ;_;
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>>1685855
> over as fuck
Stop exaggerating. Sasha is over, bayboon is memext over, charmutt is over as a heel and because she is a flair. Becketty isnt even close to 'over as fuck'

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Technical Edition

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Keep strictly real-steel topics in >>>/k/ , gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.
Please do NOT spam random airsoft images you found on google image results as it eats up the image limit too fast.

>Newbie pastebin
http://pastebin.com/WQtUgznd

>/asg/ retailer guide
http://pastebin.com/YHNFKKt6

>/asp/ergers with Airsoft guns
https://join.skype.com/vsgCrdCthEmL

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>>1685806
>people who play military simulation that set up their rifles exactly like real military setups to simulate them are just as bad as new players who put things on their guns without any real purpose

how does that make sense

what does that have anything to do with you?
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>>1685806
you're a retard
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>>1685806
so
>>1685906

is on par with pic related?
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Dummies for the look.
Yay or nay?
I really want some smoke grenades on my back for those MSF feels.
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>>1685926
I'm not very familiar with pyro technics
if they expire = get dummies
if not = get legit

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>and seth no matter what you think, no matter what you've been telling yourself the past few years, SIZE DOES MATTER

What did Huge Carl mean by this?
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>>1685287
He's pretty good looking, just has this weird chin fuzz like a teenager with a fake ID.
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>>1685832
haha, i think he's actually a lot better looking than Edge, who has a fetal-alcohol-syndrome/Canadian thing going on
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>>1685791
>literally only appreciates other men's bodies because he can project himself onto them

ya aint helpin yaself lil buddy
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>>1685892
What's wrong with wanting a good physique?
Men have always wanted to impress women, even if they're married.

Most things man has done is to attract the opposite gender. Unless you're a poorfag that can't buy proper fashion or too lazy to hit the gym.

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I've been wondering for a while. Why won't haitch invove himself with the divas division? Imagine the same Owens/Seth scenario done with Bayley/Charlotte? Would be epic.
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Because womens """wrestling""" is irrelevant
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>>1685796
Nah he wants his wife to get credit for something tbqh
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>>1685813

Yeah he gladly gives her the credit for the botched Universal title, and the state of Raw. But Paul doesn't share the credit for nxt and all of his indy babies
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>>1685809
>thinking anybody
>ANYBODY
>A N Y B O D Y
>gives a shit about wrestling

HHH couldn't draw a dime with SJWs if he tried
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>>1685916
>he thinks SJWs need to care about something to launch into furious novellas of ranting

How new

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/martial arts/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/airsoft/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/bjj/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/grappling/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/kung fu/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/muay thai/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/striking/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/ground game/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/UFC/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/climbing/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/skateboard/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/paintball/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/bmx/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/karate/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;
/sparring/i;highlight;top:yes;op:only;boards:asp;

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>>1685905
part 2

#fake wrestling orgs and shows#
/RAW/i;op:only;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/TNA/i;op:only;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/smackdown/i;op:only;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/NXT/i;op:only;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/wrestlemania/i;op:only;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/njpw/i;op:only;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/\Wwwe\W/i;op:yes;stub:yes;boards:asp;

#fake wrestling lingo"
/is he a draw/i;op:yes;stub:yes;boards:asp;
/mean by this/i;op:yes;stub:yes;boards:asp;

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Actually just go to the /qa/ thread see >>1685902
And just when you see something like carter, just ignore and walk along, it's low tier unfunny stuff anyway

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This is not an Professional Athlete
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>>1685859
Really happy to see you are finally posting real pictures of yourself Carter
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>>1685869
EAT
SLEEP
REST HOLD
REPEAT
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>>1684898
>Obese
he can do flips and shit
he is more athetic than you amerikuk
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>>1685859
>>1685843
>irrelevant
>say he will disapear from /asp/ if KO wins
>still here
not suprise here , you are a cuck
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>>1685869
and Roman.
If I had a Dime for every minute Roman slept during his matches I'd be the Republican candidate

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>WHOA HAHAHAAH SUCK A DICK ROMAN
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>>1684340
>It's a rerun of the "Triple H tries to put himself over instead of the new talent" episode
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>>1684328
2/10 would complain on the internet
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>>1683442
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>>1683442

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Woah! Not so fast Americans
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>>1685872

>Greatest cuntry on earth
>Has never produced a Universal Champion

YOU SEE AMERICA

YOU'RE JUST A B+ PLAYER
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Paddy reporting in, our Finn was a fine champion
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Post itt if your country has a wwe title named for it

NOT SO FAST, LITERALLY EVERY OTHER """""""COUNTRY""""""" ON EARTH
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Owens is so fat that he's an honorary American as a result.

GOAT
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not a single dime drawn in his entire career
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>>1685910
Im going to headslam them all!

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>the doxxing Carter thread got 404ed
THERE ARE ACTUALLY MODS ON /asp/!
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Shut the fuck up chimps. All you name fags will never be as based a Paige stalker.
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Filtering Carter and his obvious post and threads does so many wonders.
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>>1685878
This nigger gets it
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>>1685584
A progressive feminist ally would never shop at Walmart. They'd probably go to some vintage clothing store or find a place that sells my little pony leggings in 4XL
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>>1685532


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