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>>3757250
>(No I don't)
Is this a new meme?
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>its a "beat off to Debra's loading screen on Smackdown" 2 day
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>>3757384
Beat Debra!?
Oh hell yeah!!
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>>3757361
It is now.

>(No it isn't.)
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>>3757297
>>3757361
I'm not overselling myself lads. I'm a humble guy.

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look at how they try to trick you into keeping your account active

they have 2 "keep my subscription active!" buttons, and the "cancel" button in gray, which is an intended trick by them to get you to click the red button as red usually means confirm and gray "cancel" your current selection or "cancel" the transactions
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lmao just read, nigga
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it's like they think their fans are retards
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>>3757268
Having to read four words isn't a trick.
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>>3757268
I still managed to cancel my network anyway. Guess I'm smarter than the average e-drone

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE
AND I'M PRISONER #427578 AND A BONAFIDE BOTTOM , AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!

AND THIS RIGHT HERE , THIS IS BIIIIIG TYRONE AND HIS DICK IS 14 INCHES LONG AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT!

BADABOOM , SCREAM EVERY NIGHT IN THE BATHROOM HOW YOU DOING!?
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>>3754755
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Would ya?
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>>3756073
Ew no. There are cute black girls and that is not one
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KEK
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>>3756073
I'd let her peg me, sure.

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>>3756080
DONEZO
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He was too good for modern day WWE
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>>3756188
He belongs in the attitude era. pour one out for him tonight
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>>3756080
>gimmick based on the fact that he never shuts up
>stays silent about rape accusations for months on end, so Vince has to find out through the dirtsheets like any other pleb

Dude chose the wrong time to stop talking.
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his career was cursed from that first injury in his first match. Should have been a warning sign to him

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>I did some work in the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, setting up some of the lights the WWE use during the show. Most wrestlers I had any interaction with were cool guys.

Except Seth Rollins. He has to have autism or some shit. While I was trying to set this shit up, he wanders over and starts asking me how much I think he can lift. I mentioned I've seen videos of him deadlifting nearly 500 lbs, and he starts bragging like "Damn right, I did that for reps son!" Then started trying to challenge me to a fight, which I tried to downplay as not being any match for him and having work to do, which got him to lay off.

THEN he points at a light bulb and asks what it is. I'm there explaining what a light bulb is to a grown man. He asks if he can hold it. Before I can tell him to be careful and that these bulbs aren't cheap, he has already dropped and broken it. He just paused for a second before running off. Nice use of a $25 light bulb.

Ambrose saw the tail end of this circus and apologized for Seth, saying he's just a weird guy. No kidding.
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>>3757387
Based Big Stomp Rollins working the geeks setting up the arena
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>>3757387
Ya the ding-dong diddly man seff
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One time I went to a Live Event and after the show a bunch of people hung around to try and catch some of the wrestlers as they were leaving. Most got right I their cars and left. Others came over, Sasha and Bayley were took selfies with people. Jericho came out looking annoyed but he signed a few autographs and left. Saw Rusev and Lana leave together with Enzo and they waved to the crowd from their car.

Then Seth came out. He was carrying a megaphone in one hand and had a plastic bag filled with Reese's pieces in the other. He yelled for us to line up and pay homage but a lot of people were lined up because the New Day were signing merch for people, boxes of Booty-Os and such. He then went into the crowd and tried to flirt with some teenage girls who looked uncomfortable. After that he just went around offering people Reese's Pieces and then quickly pulling the bag away when they actually wanted some. He'd do their weasel laugh and day hr was the best in the world and didn't have to share.

It was pretty surreal.
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>>3757387
I saw Seth Rollins at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

haha YES!
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Crazy how job security is so weird in the E
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>>3756604
It's one thing to keep your dragon dildo collection personal
It's another thing to keep your cp material personal
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>>3756624
What?
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>haha YES!
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>>3756604
Look, it's really simple. There's bad shit coming down. You have the choice of breaking the news to your boss yourself, or letting your boss find out by reading the dirtsheets like any other chump.

WWE's policy on this is sort of shit is very clear - trying to hide it from them made him look guilty.

Even if he isn't guilty of the rape, he didn't think of the company's reputation and showed basic disloyalty by not coming clean. If you don't get that you're never going to amount to anything, because you don't get anywhere in this life by not showing loyalty when it's due.

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Oh no no no please don't tell me this simp is ding-dong diddly win the Rumble no oh no no
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>>3753958
worked
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>>3756704
>The Miz can't get Roman cheered.
>being this deaf

Roman got 'You deserve it' chants after beating the Miz a month ago
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>>3754026
Lol are you a parody of some sort or actually autistic?
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>>3757220
those were plants, mark
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>>3753958
I actually want him to win

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Holy fucking cringe
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>>3756635
Why would they tell anyone to suck it? Look what happened to Enzo. #MeTooSweet
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Pretty sure there's a Weekend at Bernie's situation going on with Scott Hall.
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Lol why are these middle aged dudes pretending to be the bullet club
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>>3753041
Xpac can't even hide that hairline behind the worlds widest bandana anymore.
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>>3756827
you see the bullet club stole everything from the kliq and still have no dimes to show for it. sad!

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>Neville right now
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>>3755951
He needs to win the IC title. He has a god tier gimmick and it’s being wasted on 205 Dive
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Neville knew about the rape charges coming, that’s why he walked out. He was making about 125k a year before this.

205 Live is dead without him and he’s proven againthat he’s a reliable and safe worker who won’t fuck up. He’s been in contact with WWE since he walked out and just today struck a new deal. 325k a year and a lighter touring schedule. He’ll be in the main roster by 2019, too.

I signed off on the contract so I know.
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Shoulda waited till Enzo got himself exposed and then WWE would start begging him for his dick again.
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>>3756271
Good theory but the rape is supposed to have happened October 19th and the reports of Neville leaving broke October 10th. No way this figured into his decision.

That said, I can totally believe that Neville guessed (correctly) that Enzo would be a fucking disaster and building the division around him would be a terrible mistake, because sooner or later something like this would have happened and it'd have all collapsed. He's done well by staying out of it. Gulak's been a trooper but he's stained by association with the Zo Train right now; that'll pass, but for the time being Neville coming back really is the division's best hope. (Rockstar Spud coming in might be helpful, but not enough of the WWE audience know who he is - he's untested and can't carry the division right now.)
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>>3755842
Holy fuck Neville is the GOAT Ahhhhhhhhhhh

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*rapes you*
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>>3753375
rapes you, my friend
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BASED
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>>3753378
KEK incel faggots fucking SEETHING
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>>3753375
I never liked Enzo but it's BS how an accusation ended his career.
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>>3757379
No, you spastic fuck. He was fired for not telling his employer he was under investigation. Entirely his fault. He’s an idiot.

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We back to 2016 Carter era /asp/?
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Yucklissa was a huge draw. After she died in Hurricane Irma, no one else could draw
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>>3757247
I wonder if WWE knew that Ricochet and Enzo were boys befits they signed him.

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Mayu is finally back! Time for everyone to be happy again.
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>>3756241
>the thought of bito appearing behind me
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This thread is so much cozier
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>hey io-san...heard you were looking for a new queen...
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>>3756433
Based Nao poster

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Forbes recorded loudest pops based on decibel levels and here are the results:

10. Ted Dibiase (72dB)
9. The Dudley Boyz (73dB)
8. Eric Bischoff (73dB)
7. The Undertaker (74dB)
6. Ric Flair (75dB)
5. Chris Jericho (78dB)
4. Trish Stratus (78dB)
3. Vince McMahon (78dB)
2. Brother Love (80dB)
1. Stone Cold (86dB)
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>>3757034
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2018/01/23/wwe-raw-25-results-the-10-loudest-pops-for-legends-based-on-decibel-levels/6/
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>>3757097
his podcast is GOAT
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>>3756988
I was kinda looking forward to HBk then fuckin gaitch wouldn’t Shut up
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fucking based
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>>3757097
Draws more dimes with his podcast and fake mortgage scam than any of the boys on the rost

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Same shit, different week edition

Highlights/Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DacaVmXioEg

Becky getting stretched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_MXBdqmgA

Before wrestling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdw9_B4gYbs

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I want to drink Becky's tit sweat
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>>3755041
is this confirmed
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>>3757162
Yes. Also confirmed that Becky is waxed clean. No hint of hair downstairs
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Guys, look at the mixed match challenge Facebook page. Becky got possessed by Sami’s hat.
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>>3757330
https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/955929426872750080

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TITUS O'NEIL IS LIKE ENZO AMORE IN A HOTEL ROOM IN COLORADO
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HE'S UNSTOPPABLE
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>>3757049
>tfw you meme so hard you get fired



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