my toilet
>>23857784what's the pink stuff in the bucket?
>>23857786it was paint bucket before
>>23857793what is it used for now?
>>23857784Cleaner than my toilet
>>23857808to store water for washing ass
>>23857784>>23857793kill yourself faggot
>>23857809Wtf gon, really?
>>23857817Really.
>>23857824Tum jungle me hago aur hum dalit hue? Dhayan se, saap bil me na ghus jae
>>23857827Don't act like using a fucking water bowl is cleaner than toilet paper Clean people use bidet or jet spray then toilet paper
>>23857835u live in india?
>>23857839Yeah, not in a hindi village rape central tho. I live in a city
jeet infighting>>23857835I shower after shitting 99% of the time, sometimes just the lower body because I shit 3 times a day sometimes
>>23857845I know your bussy is perfect baby, shut up Btw these hindu retards living in villages have their bathroom seperately outside their house because they think it's 'unclean' to have a toilet in your house but bathing in shit filled rivers isn't unclean for them
>>23857845hiiii sir, i want blonde girl, can i migrate to your country?
>>23857854I'm not your master, do what you want with your life
Every indian on bant is actually shitterfitter larping but u guys aren't ready for this factIt's all a meticulously orchestrated plan.
>>23857862Ok I'm not that unemployed
>>23857865But I am and I'm the whitest guy on here, pure viking genes
is this where that jeet who hits on mycroft takes his shits? Also, that metal vase thing thats dented in... you know you can fix that with a rod (either dowel or something else) and a hammer, right? Shit, you could probably fix that with a solid stick and a loose brick if you were motivated enough. Why doesnt anyone fix that vase?
>>23857906Op is very obviously not me>Why doesnt anyone fix that vase?Because they're retarded villagers and you can't help them or teach them anything, governments have been trying for decades now
>>23857916You seem high caste but your bussy comment give me pause
>>23857922It's not about casteNumber one I'm muslim Number 2, most villagers living in these places are high caste which is why they can't shit in toilets in their house like normal people and instead need to go out and shit in farms because their house is 'too clean' to have a toilet in it. You think the Hindus who bathe in the Ganges are low caste? No they're high caste and they don't let the lower caste Hindus into their temples and 'holy rivers'. Only village I've been to was a Christian village on a school trip long ago and it was very clean and the people were great, but hindus consider these Christians lower caste, these were the low caste Hindus who converted to Christianity because of how badly upper caste hindus used to treat them. The skinnyfat ugly ass rapist unclean hindus you see in Bihar etc aren't low caste dalits.
If you ever see a skinnyfat indian with chubby cheeks, extreme dark circles and eyes that look like they'll pop out anytime, terrible manners with mandatory chewing disgustingly with their mouth open then every single time it's a brahmin hindi.
>>23857947india is genuinely a mysterious country. nips get shit on for getting two brain wave altering nukes dropped on them but india is on a whole new spectrum…truly a marvel of the world
>>23857958It's unfixable
>>23857845the worst is when you already took a shower and have to poop like 30 minutes after
>>23858035I just shower again, but in that case it'd be a lower body only. I always use soap on my ass and legs/feet tho
>>23858082I hope you're not fat
>>23858095Why do you hope that?
>>23858110Because in my mind you're a qt and I wanna get to know you and stuff
>>23857916obviously
>>23858131That's very gayYes I'm fat, and hairy. I'm a fucking viking not some basedboy faggot. I'm getting drunk now to sedate my bloodlust
>>23858313>>23858067It's for scientific purposes. C'mon tell me
>>23858313You can get thin and shave >>23858314You like him too?
Wtf does this have to do with the thread, stop being gay!
>>23858317No, I'm straight. I only want to know it because I'm curious about it, I don't have a specific reason.
>>23858320It's a matter of biology, it has nothing to do with being gay.
>>23858320Cmon tell us about your body
Well, since he's drinking, I think it's just a matter of time until he finally gives up
>>23858327> I think it's just a matter of time until he finally gives upAs a redditor would say: "Oh sweet summer child"You'll be an adult one day too, perhaps
>>23858331Get drunk and gimmie your cord
>>23858327>>23858339not good
>>23858331I'm from 2007, nigga, I'm a mature and totally responsible 18yo ADULT
>>23858345By the way, I spent like 5min to find this smug face>>23858343We work with the opportunities we have.
>>23857916>obviously not me
>>23858350whenever i see an american post something disgusting i assume it's you
>>23858343Mycroft when I flirt with someone other than him
>>23858352whats disgusting about that reply?
>>23858356uhhm you shouldn't get someone drunk to take advantage of them that's literally rape >>23858362nothing i meant generally speaking
>>23858352Did you see this shit he posted lmao
>>23858366yes and now i have to see it again thanks for that
>>23858345It's just sad, your life will be shit if you keep going on this path
>>23858365>nothing i meant generally speakingoh :/>>23858366>Did you see this shit he posted lmaothis is actually incredibly based and you can't tell me otherwise
>>23858379None of that can really captured indian food because we never use any of that shit
>>23858379these pictures both intrigue and terrify me
>>23858383>we never use any of that shitDo you use any of whats in the OP pic?
>>23858398>these pictures both intrigue and terrify mebe terrified. Be very, very, terrified
>>23858378Someone needs to be here to remember alphies that this is an anime website, it's my responsibility.>>23858400Have you ever tried to put a gun up your ass to see how far it can go?
Back to back no self consciousness faggot retard posts jesus
>>23858406>Have you ever tried to put a gun up your ass to see how far it can go?no but i have a screencap saved of an anon who put a mosin nagant bolt up his ass
>>23858411I have a theory that firearms were made to be used this way, but they try to hide it from the people.
>>23858406>>23858421You are very cringe I just realised and you kinda talk like melonade
>>23858422Sybau, SF
>>23858432I know that shit hurt you kek, because you think you're very funnyI still like you but I had to say it
>>23858435No, I'm a cringelord when I'm on bant and I know it. I'm not like this on others places, obviously.>I still like you but I had to say itty
>>23858406I bet you're a tranny, how big is your cock?
>>23858441other places*shit
>>23857808booty mucus collection
>>23858402weird stain on the top right
>>23858441Stop trying to backpeddle niggaYou think you're smart and smug and funny
>>23858442Are you already drunk? I'm straight, animeposting is very common, take a look at /ars/ on /int/>how big is your cockYou should tell me about yours first, drunkie
>>23858450Yep that's gonna be a jizz stain
>>23858452>You think you're smart and smug and funnyIf you say so, what else can I do?
>>23858421picrel>>23858450>>23858454if you dont beat your dick onto your giant beanbag omanjuu then whats the point?
>>23858459>what else can I do?Just stfu for a bit
>>23858460wash that thing immediately
>>23858460You are live posting proof of being very degenerate to us, why
>>23858464idk what the stain is/was, it wasnt jizz but its not even on the omanjuu anymore>>23858466how about you live-post proof of the existence of your toilet
>>23858470yeah uh huhsuretotally
>>23858470Zero self consciousness oh my god nigga
>>23858453Half a bottle of vodka and some other stuff, no I'm not drunk, unfortunately. Curse of being white, can't get drunk
>>>/cm/4010667test
>>23858476i was wondering if i was replying to you in that thread
>>23858460The pic isn't wrong, technically. But erhm... Wasn't /k/ supposed to be a blue board?>>23858463Hoho, you gave me the perfect opportunity to showcase my superior comedy now - I'm typing with my fingers, not with my mouth!Okay, I'll stop now. I have some stuff to do today too, bye>>23858475You're just alcoholic, anon.
>>23858480>Wasn't /k/ supposed to be a blue board?yes, but maybe people just didnt report it?Ive been to /k/ meets where its nothing but a bunch of totally straight dudes and then the dicksucking pics get leaked when everyone returns home
>>23858480>You're just alcoholicAfter a year? Doubt, not long ago I was off the wagon for a monthI drink because I like it, not because I need it. It's two different things
>>23858483>and then the dicksucking pics get leaked when everyone returns homeTell us more
>>23858479that wasn't me sorry i have a folder or obscure homosexual reaction images that i've been too lazy to properly crop and post in that thread
>>23858490>Tell us moreonly if you tell me more about the toilet you definitely have and use>>23858491mmmhhmmmmm... a likely story. I bet i gave you a (You) and you just wanted to see if it was mebut im not in /cm/ often, maybe i'll peek once a month or so
>>23858494You fucked a guy from a fucking 4chin meetup LOLL
>>23858494i stole these pictures from that thread sorry
>>23857784Okay desu you have a toilet in the first place
>>23858500>You fucked a guy from a fucking 4chin meetup LOLLthat never happened, but you're just trying to distract us from the fact that you dont own a toilet
>>23858568I once fucked a glass of water, true story
>>23858595did you drink the water afterward? if so what did it taste like
>>23858614Ofc I didn't you fucker
>>23858631i bet it would taste like hotdog flavored water
>>23858631Now he's into you too
>>23858642Wrong kind of attention, you're not even femboys. THIS IS GROSS
>>23858649Get to know me first
>>23857947So caste is determined by the level of sacred filth you can wallow in? Grim.
>>23857784This is my toilet.
>>23857947Why are they like that, thats literally retarded.
>>23857784needs a bidet and its good desu
>>23857784Oh, can the plumbing not handle toilet paper? Is that the reason for the whole touching your feces with your hands and cleaning your ass with plain water making you smell like big time poop?
