>In his secret identity as A.I. spokesguru CHAD HAMMER, the son of Odin knows Mama Gaea is a TOP PRIORITY for heroes AND for business! But when a group of insane environmental activists take "saving the Earth" TOO FAR, it's time to show them the wisdom on BOTH sides — AS THOR! But WHICH God of Evil is prompting the kids to rebel? Could it be…LOKI, GOD OF EVIL???>Featuring an all-star cast of heroes! MINOTAUR! EXECUTIONER! ENCHANTRESS! And the THOR-TRUCK!>This is the story of THE ROXXIN' THOR… and it's a VITAL part of the "ABSOLUTE ABSOLUTION" MEGA-EVENT!
Bump if you are consuming this piece of Roxxon Entertainment(tm) content.ROXX ON!
>>143231658NGL anons, I like this version of Thor.
>>143231693>HOKEK
Thank you for consuming this piece of content from Roxxon Entertainment(tm)! For more Radical(tm) experiences such as this, please visit your local Roxxon Content Store(tm).MAKE MINE ROXXON!
>>143231723>Frankly we are all commu-At least, they accept it
Thank you for sharing such a great Roxxon™ Product™! I can't wait to buy more!
>>143231699>>143231705I like Chad Hammer
>>143231758This kind of reminds me of the memesmiths concept from Multiversity.
This is the greatest comic in the history of /co/. >$0.02 was added to your Roxpay account
Fuck me, this was way better than Wonder Tradwife.
What the heck did I even just read?
>>143232034Roxxon (tm) Thor #1.
>>143231670>>143231658FUCK YEAH! GO CHAD HAMMER!
This looks like what average Trump supporters would like
>>143232201It's a parody of comicgate comics
>>143231658Brilliant use of Greg land here. >>143232201We're not falling for your tricks Loki! You can't stop it! My Boxers have been Roxxoned.
>>143231738MUST COP SURFER THOR ACTION FIGURE!
>>143231754LAST PANEL IS EXPLOITABLE. TELL ME ANONS....WHAT IS THOR REALLY READING?
>>143231747>we all think this is Agger's attempt to control Thor's narrative>it's actually a Trojan horse to retcon Loki out of being God of Stories
>>143232383I was expecting a runin from loki to save the day, but this works too. >>143232236Lurk more, and listen less to whatever idiot pol or leftypol shitheads you're been seeing.
>>143231658Thank you OP for sharing this amazing work by Roxxon Entertainment(tm)! I cannot wait to purchase more Roxxon(tm) products to enjoy and discuss with other fans of Roxxon(tm)! ROXX ON!Real talk, the satire feels a bit too on the nose for me at times but I suppose it's intentional with >>143231758 getting all meta about it. I am reminded of the old saying that ironic shitposting is still shitposting. This issue almost feels like a challenge to see who misinterprets it.
>>143231658Honestly the most fun I've had with a Thor comic in over 5 years. Thanks, Roxxon!
>>143231699>Good things are bad actuallyOfficial /co/ motto
>>143231658>>143231663>>143231670My body is ready for Roxxon Comic Kino
>>143231732>that EnchantressWtf I love Greg Land now
>>143231758Ah, I see someone's been reading his David Foster Wallace
>>143231758Why do I feel this is an indirect jab towards the MCU Thor after Waititi
>>143231663bump
>>143233078He traces porn Anon
>>143231803But is Roxxon woke?
>>143231754>Real Thor isn't drawn by someone elseImmersion ruined
>>143233473no, at least not in it's Roxxon thor Comic, it's Black Panther or Captain Marvel that's another story
>>143231758''Now you're MCU Thor.''
>>143231758>Meta Era Sonic.jpg
>>143231758>reading the issue thinking he is making fun of the zoomer's trends>the point is actually against the corporations who astroturf those trendsHe is right, corporations have weaponized and absorbed the web a long time ago.
>>143231758If the normalfags/casuals/nonreaders spread these panels and pages (aside from this) for laughs, it means he won
>It's over Thor! I drew you as the soijak and myself as the chad
this is the kind of shit upon which xitters (and the /co/'s crowd outside of the storytime threads) will miss the point entirely.But that's the point after all.
>>143231670>>143231738>AI based hedge fundsI feel like AI (or at least the slop currently called AI) is one of the few things comic books can't really joke about because in Marvel and DC sapient digital intelligences have been around for decades and are ubiquitous to the point where you can hardly call yourself a tech company without making at least one
>>143233572Well yeah, they take a page to get out of character and literally explain the point, but considering that the average retard's interaction with comic books consistes of getting mad at out of context panels it's not going to help one bit and a lot of people are going to make up their own retarded stories about this.
pretty depressing to be honest. i'm going to kill myself. thanks ewing
>>143231710Huh, while he was super gross in Immortal Hulk even before he got mutilated, this actually seems to be what he usually looked like right down to being naked.
>>143233653How
>>143231663thanks op you ROXX>sent from my roxxbox
>>143231663Great out of context page here
Can we keep the ROXXON Earth around as Marvel’s “Earth 3”?
>>143231693This is throwing shade on the Spider-Man /MJ relationship for sure
>>143231723This is a fun book
>>143231658Land's art is perfect for this book, I'm not even joking
>>143232236dang, al ewing is based. all it’s missing is some pages of thor paying japanese artists for fanart.
>>143231784You just know
I want to buy a greg land comic what the fucI MEAN THANK YOU BASED ROXXON
>>143233979Someone should make a comic of Minotaur banging his hot secretary
>>143231758The Chad Basedjak vs the Lad Dario, truly a match for the ages
Do you think Land is in on the reason Ewing picked him to do art for this?
>>143231658>ewing>landtrash working with trash
>>143231997This but unironically. I love Roxxon Thor so much.
So where do you actually buy printed comics? I don't tend to anymore but this one actually deserves my money. Is there like, a site?
>>143231710so did dagger specifically request that he be naked or was that an enchantress thing
>>143234290Can we please get a ROXXON Presents Spider-Man?
>>143234367I just pictured the two of them huddled behind an artist and writer asking for their fanfic>”Draw my face as it was, and I want to show my natural gains”>”And I want Thor to love me in a tragic love triangle! You there! I want you to look at this image of Lady Sif, and sketch me better than her!”
>>143231658>Corporate and soulless AU>bring in LandGenius
>>143234367>>143234422>I want to show my natural gains100%>t. meathead
>>143231699I wish Thor would make me sore haha
>>143231758Agger is the actual hero we deserve.Imo he is one of the best Thor villains of all time.
>>143233921Yep i bet it was a intentional choice.Makes Roxxon Thor look extra douchebag.
>>143231758I wonder from what did Land trace this?
>>143231758"Remember: if something is free, it's because you're the product"
>>143234493He’s just a fun concept in general given the themes we’re working with
>>143233572Ngl I think the page with Minotaur addressing directly the reader/Thor is enough of a shocking swerve to prevent retardation like that from happening.
>>143234749ngl I still expect most to miss the point of the image entirely, especially with the culture of splicing panels from comics out of context for more than just humor's sake
>>143234146probably his art this issue feels even more like Ladn than usual.
>>143234834In that case I guess the idea is not to be a passive spectator, but rather fight back and stop the Minotaur from making us/Thor look like jokes. Kinda the same challenge that the Empty Hand presented readers with, but less impossible.
>>143231726>The Roxxon Energy Corporation first appeared in Captain America #180 (December 1974), and was created by Steve Englehart and Sal Buscema
>>143231758So he's gone full Gentry
>>143231758Dario's comments about self parody can be applied to Stan's narration boxes during his tenure as editor during the Silver Age
>>143231794hey remember that time Marvel made a Fortnite crossover comic
>>143235023grasg land even drew that comic(the first one at least)
>>143231758He learned a lot from Xemnu, didn't he?
>>143231758>HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW CHILDREN? GEE, THIS SURE IS META, ISN'T IT? ISN'T THIS JUST THE SMARTEST MOST MEMETIC-WORTHY (TM) THING EVER TO GO ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIUMS?Yeah, no. Fuck off.
>>143231723>ten-hour video essayits still mindboggling to me that kindof video had atleast 100.000+ views those faggots must've been lowlife social outcast which kinda ironic coming from me who browse this dogshit website
>>143231658I get that the joke is that it was on the nose, but man, they really laid onto that one point. Pretty fun still, all things considered. The Earth/Earthgard joke got a chuckle out of me every time.
>>143232348>Brilliant use of Greg land here.I agree.
>>143235383t. Loki, God of Evil and Brother of CHAD HAMMER
>>143235205I would wise up too if it cost me my face. I’m sure he’s magically healing given how he was before, but damn is that embarrassing
>>143231699>the glass is bulletproof>by my feelings are not!Lmao.
>>143235647that is some homelander shit
>>143233461And that's a good thing.
I want ROXXON Thor to exist as an embarrassing Bizarro Thor that Odinson has to deal with every now and then
>>143235806The kind you can't kill because he's a Story, but you an retcon into a minor villain. Could even be a substitute Thor when you desperately need one.
>>143231758Is this a jab at MCU Thor?
>>143231676Is this a jab at Elon Musk's new car?
>>143234474gay
>>143235821>Tony has to sign a contract and pay out the ass to rent ROXXON Thor>Dario laughing his ass off all the way to the bank >>143235834With the hair and costume? I’d say so
>>143231803Thanks, OP.
>>143231758I’m not sure if I’m ever going to be look at another “funny meme” posted by a corporation without thinking of this page.
>>143234982How does Ewing work so well with synchronicity? These coincidences fall on his lap like magic
>>143233473Roxxon has its fingers in every pie, some of its departments pander to woke and others pander to the right. Doesn't matter as long as they make money. That's the whole point, big mega-corporations aren't woke, they'll do or say whatever maximizes their profits and keeps the sheeple consuming.
>>143233686can't afford the Thor Truck.
>>143234866i wish it was full of more classic swipes just for the joke, but i guess you can't fill an issue like this with kirby """"homages"""", it would be the dead of a few thousand reading souls.
I think this issue missed the mark a bit, at least regarding a line that was in promotional materials, which was "But when a group of insane environmental activists take "saving the Earth" TOO FAR, it's time to show them the wisdom on both sides—as Thor!"Ewing had already demonstrated to be willing to mock "le enlightened centrist" views with Lucan, so I wonder if he thought that criticism was unnecessary in this issue - given that the Minotaur says something along the lines of "But we do care about the environment! We just don't think we have to sacrifice our luxuries to do it" I believe he thought that Agger horrifically addressing the reader was more important to get the point across than the other point.
>>143235879it should be failing more, and running out of juice after one light stroll.
>>143234408You already get that in Wells-Man
>>143236487No you don’t. I want a Legally Copyrighted Spider-Man where he tells kids to try the new ROXXON energy drink “Thwip!”
>>143231676For those that don't know what this is referencing And yes, the real life inspiration doesn't have mirrors either. Musk is an asshole.
Finally Ewing writes something that isn't woke garbage
>>143236518saw some stuff about this, why does it have a rearview mirror if you can't look outta the back LMAO.
>>143233630No, I feel like that's even better. It makes how buzz wordy it is even more ridiculous: there's ALREADY fully sapient AI running around, and here's some tech company pushing out the equivalent of a choose your own adventure book that does your taxes.
>>143231676You think anyone behind the scenes ever went "having Greg Land draw this adds a certain something to the joke?"
>>143231732>That Enchantress Kek Land was born to write this issue
>>143231747Loki being the only non-photoshopped character is great(and shows Land can draw.... when he wants to)
>>143234146No doubt. He's perfectly aware of the critiques and memes about his art
>>143234474
>>143231742>Broskis three
>>143234146It's honestly better here than I've seen in awhile, some of the expressions are really good in a completely bizarre and exaggerated way. It has to be part of the joke.
>>143235834MCU and modern corpo marketing.>>143233473Roxxon like a true capitalist empire has money on everything. truly our saviours
Anyway why does Ewing hate MCU Thor?He doesn't strike me as the kind of person that wants Thor to have an epic serious adventure all the time, but the writing in this issue does tell me he has a peeve with the way he's written in the Watiti movies
>>143234290I honestly wouldn't mind a Roxxon Thor ongoing. This was a fun book.
>>143237135there's a big difference in having some light-hearted humor for a short break, to taking everything as a joke to the extent that it becomes a parody of itself.Love and Thunder was the later.
>>143236794>I'm Thor.>You're Thor?>No, but it hurts.
>>143237135it's perfectly reasonable to hate what's become of MCU Thor
>>143237135MCU is and always has been a watered down joke that exists to rake in money to the consumer rather than provide good storytelling. This is just natural
Great comic. Funny but briefly insightful and horrifying.
>the man making fun of the man
>>143236518is that the one with a touch screen gearshift?
>multinational that engages in ethically questionable behavior publishes a comic taking the piss out of a fictional multinational that engages in ethically questionable behavior taking the piss out of itself >for profitMeta af
>>143237706that can't be fucking real.i refuse to believe anything this impractical exist.
>>143231784 I miss him like this. Dario's design is different with every team.
>>143231676>*gasp* Roxxon Presents: Thor!Lmao
>>143237932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cWwKdWyUI&t=28s&ab_channel=Forrest%27sAutoReviews
>>143234749there are still people who posts the cropped versione of the commentary on the "being a victim doesn't authorize you to be entitled on everyone" pagebut i do hope people will post this shit the wrong way, it's the reason it was made for. On this thread already there are retards who didn't even reached the idiot proof explanation
>>143237135Love and Thunder flanderized him to irredeemable levels compared to the ragnarok version, which was mostly ok.
>>143231775>Supreme court judgment pending KEK
>>143238087welp, musk did it again, give him another 40 billion to buy another company to run into the ground.
Guys what if ROXXON Thor not only becomes real, but Enchantress settles and decides to marry him? The tragedy being she chose a inferior copy that’s there to look pretty, give her money, and bang when she’s bored
>>143236533It's a requirement. >>143236518Clearly the modern delorean. >>143237932Tesla just rolls like that. Fucking awesome to musk beats conventional and practical. It's still a strong contender for the best electric cars available, which is a testament to how fucking retarded the US makers are, and how conservative the Japanese, and germans are.
>>143238218i mean its a world of dif from its regular electric cars and the tardery that's that coffin.
>>143234290>>143234408>>143237161Imagine ROXON Black Panther. Bringing POWER TO THE PEOPLE. Fighting racisim, with the new Black Panther Credit Card, and Black Panther Menthol Malt Liquor. Also features ROXON storm twerking.ROXON Hulk, featuring Hulk dealing with his issues using ROXON psychopharmacuticals.ROXON PUNISHER, which is just a gun catalog.ROXON Miles Morales... and I can't think of anything more pandering than the shit that exists.
>>143238321>ROXON Miles Morales... and I can't think of anything more pandering than the shit that exists.it's just a regular Miles comic but now he gets a new upgrade every second page instead of per issue
>>143238321We already have Roxxon Miles
>>143231710I like how they avoid the specific angles where his dong would show upIt's some Austin Powers shit
>>143238520oh yeah, nice horn placement, didn't even notice.
>>143231758This is hot garbage.
143238661ahahah loser didn't get his roxxcoin
alternate covers
>>143238983>just an ordinary cover with an ordinary Thorwhat's the point
>>143238416That shit was awful
I’m half inclined to make a ROXXON Universe thread after this one. Concept sounds fun as fuck
>>143237392>t. Edward Norton
>>143239343I meant to say MCU Thor specifically. Not sure how I forgot that
>>143239197>granovprobably just pulled it out the vault
>>143236518That's a tank.
>>143238321Roxxon Hulk would be Bruce reining in the EVIL inside of himself with the help of Roxxon's meds.
>>143239377Roxxln Hulk sounds like an actual mental patient.
>>143239328do it anon
>>143238992it's a shame Valkiye didn't appear in this comic considering she was teased but it would have been Jane Foster in a blonde Wig at the end of it .
>>143239478I’ll keep it here for now. I have ideas for a lot of shit
>>143231663>>143231682>>143231705The digital release loses a bit, since each arrow is pointing out an upcoming Ad break, gearing you into complacency for when it starts doing actual pages like >>143231723 and >>143231754
>>143239543shit man now i really want a copyimma grab one tmrw
>>143231699
>>143231710Ngl I was expecting Aggar to have himself drawn more fuckable, guess Land wouldn't stoop to referencing furry bara porn
>>143231732This page right here justified Land on art
>>143239589This should be made into a banner.
>>143231658>mjolnir Okino from the get
>>143231670o fuck yeah chad hammer is coming back for the thor event
>>143234422>Make sure to draw attention to the girth of my dong>I want the peons to be in AWE of my cock>Standards and Practices?>Obscenity Laws?
>>143234493He was dogshit under his creator but Ewing has turned that turd gold
>"It's over God of Thunder! I've made a comic where I am the sigma and you are the beta!"
>>143231758I am sure I read something similar in The Just.
>>143231732>as well as this beach ballewing made land trace that.
>>143234749You know damn well that's bullshit we even have an example in this very thread>>143235383
>>143239212Well no shit, this is a self aware parody whereas the Miles Thor shit was unironic corpo pandering
>>143231754>flying through the skies like a common lout
>>143231754>loki trying to helpbased skald of all realms
>>143231784isn't it weird to use your dad's name in vain when he's right there
>>143239485I think Ewing is setting up the return of Brunhilde and Heimdall here. After all Sif and Jane Foster aren't facing actual doppelgangers like Thor and Loki, but instead their predecessors. And bringing back Heimdall from the Far Shore and Brunhilde from Valhalla just to bury Thor even further does seem like the kind of petty shit Amora would do
Buckle up, fuckers, because I have a shit ton of Marvel ROXXON Universe ideas. First up, THE LEGALLY COPYRIGHTED SPIDER* MAN >After Ben Parker was shot, Dario Agger became Peter's legal guardian and caretaker, "Uncle Dario".>Seeing Peter's career potential after the famous wrestling match, Dario recognized a sure winner and decided to market the fuck out of Spider* Man. The * is for legal purposes and clarification.>Peter is a wealthy celebrity who by day works in ROXXON product R&D department and by paid hours is the Legally Copyrighted Spider* Man, available upon app request. The "legally copyrighted" part of his name is to help distinct him from all the multiverse copycats they plan on suing >Costume is the black suit but with a modified blue logo. ROXXON is printed on one of his sleeves much like Mister Terrific's FAIRPLAY>J Jonah Jameson frequently slanders Spider* Man because he encourages kids to spend their money on crap and perform dangerous stunts on ROXXTUBE>All of Peter's tech enemies are just fired ROXXON scientists who lost legal rights to their inventions or willfully participated in an experiment >Peter is in a 3 way relationship with both MJ and Felicia, unmarried, as that would serve a financial risk. They're ironically very happy with this setup.>Peter is later called in to train Miles Morales, their new "Big Thing" for 8 to 24 year old minority demographic. His costume is exactly like Peter's only with a red logoWith Great Power, Comes Great Financial Liability
>>143240014Just make him an Andrew Tate follower and is perfect. After all, kids nowadays don't want to be losers , but hustlers
>>143240063He'd be a playboy working off Uncle Dario's dime, but earns his keep. Specializing in ROXXON's social media and follower analyst. His "problems" would be having too much.>"Gee, it's a shame I couldn't buy Mary Jane that private island. I just wish the local government would let me own the land instead of catering to the endangered bird sanctuary"
>>143240014>The "legally copyrighted" part of his name is to help distinct him from all the multiverse copycats they plan on suingtoppest of keks
>ROXXON Presents.....DAREDEVIL>Matt Murdock, good friend to Dario Agger, ROXXON's top lawyer on retainer >Matt fights a never ending battle both in the courtroom and on the streets to ensure ROXXON isn't brought down by the LIES jealous competitors try to perpetuate about the company and its fine products>The Hand is just Japanese competitors trying to muscle in on ROXXON's good old American values and capitalism >Matt's "faith" is just believing in capitalism, marketing, and that good business can really give people the hope that they need>Matt was ironically blinded by ROXXON chemicals, but has long since forgiven his friend Dario.
>>143240014With Great Power comes the Great Responsibility to buy ROXXON™ Corporation's patented, award-winning, ROXX-Games™ sponsored sports drink ROXXON ZERO™.
>>143240014>With Great Power, Comes Great Financial Liabilityreminded of luthor in the YJ thread giving kon shit about property destructioncan you throw in some Damage Control stuff too?
>>143239543story times should officially include irl ads
wtf no blog??i guess if it's not roxxon sponsored
>>143240314honestly, Matt being a corporate layer and dealing with Marvel Megacrops isn't a terrible idea for a short run on Daredevil
>>143231682Did Greg purposely trace one of his classic "landfaces" to make the joker land harder?
>>143240331AND TRY NEW "THWIP!" ENERGY DRINK! BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROXXON. THE ONLY SPIDEY* APPROVED REFRESHMENT>>143240334I'm sure they're contracted. But that would be a funny line to throw in when stopping a runaway bus or something.>"BLAST! I can't exceed this quarter's collateral damage budget! That doesn't renew for another month! I have to stop The Rhino before he causes ROXXON more financial loss!"
>>143233856The secret identity love triangle is a superhero thing in everything from Superman to Gem to Sailor Moon.It's mostly shitting on the concept of endless love triangles like the X-Men have had .
>>143240314>Kingpin is a bonafide "good" guy that's just slandered by the MSM, a real American entrepreneur>Also he uses an orange toupee that covers almost nothing yet no one ever bothers to point it out>And has a massive tan (visible tan marks on his eyes)>He has to deal with dangerous agitators like the Matador, Tarantula and El Muerto(Should lay on the analogy real thick)
>>143231726I love the spoof of big business copying progressive talking points. Like here where they say they are cutting there "bad" emissions.
>>143231663>>143231670>>143231705>>143231732>>143231742Are these supposed to look like this on purpose? it looks like ai art or something
>>143240444I think the trick here is to not flip everyone like its DC's Earth 3, but just make the heroes obvious sellouts still fighting legit bad people. For example Kingpin remains mostly the same, only his true crimes is selling bootleg or black market stolen ROXXON goods to fuel criminal enterprises. Make sense?>>143240466Greg Land is infamous for tracing
>>143240466>it looks like ai art or somethingholy fucking newfag
>>143240396Mary Jane Watson, Head Spokeswoman for ROXXON Entertainment™ here! ROXXON ZERO™ and TWHIP!™ can be found at your local ROXXON Content Store™. Get yours today!
>>143240483>Greg Land is infamous for tracingis that not like comedians stealing jokes?>>143240484>muh sekret klub
>>143240486*THWIP™, damn it all.
I completely forgot that Ewing was doing a Thor series after kinda checking out from comics for a bit, how's it been? Is it like Immortal Hulk where it had a strong start but kinda petered as it goes along?
>>143240500lmaooo real xhitters ITT
>>143240483I think that Dario mostly would portray Fisk as a good guy because otherwise he risks the genuine wrath of the actual Fisk (as this still takes place there). Or maybe he starts as a good guy then becomes a bad guy because *gasp* he fell in bed with the mutants, who sold tainted medicine to bonafide Americans then becomes a good guy again after he makes a big donation to Roxxon University (making fun of the revolving door that some villains engage with no matter how many atrocities they commit)
>>143234146It's like the Minotaur said, it doesn't matter if you are mocking yourself if you are still getting paid .Like how Black Mirror has multiple episodes where Netflix is the bad guy. Companies have been selling "This Company Sucks" tshirts since the dawn of time .
>>143240486>"PETER! You were supposed to meet me for dinner after the photoshoot where I was posing for the new line of ROXXON motorcycles and other fine luxury vehicles!">"I'm sorry, Mary Jane. After Vulture attacked downtown with his illegal use of the ROXXON flight harness he failed to patent, I had to stream for at least an hour showing off the new Spider* Man video game. It's for the kids, you know?">"I know Pete, its just...">"I'll make it up to you. Felicia already booked us a lovely room at the ROXX Hotel. The champagne is already uncorked">"I love you, Peter."
>>143240507I haven't really kept up, but Thor vs Roxon has been great.>>143240014>With Great Power, Comes Great Financial LiabilityAnd thats why you need Mutual of Roxon's Liability insurance card and Prepaid Legal Services!>>143240466>>143234146>>143233921>>143240500>>143240367Yo, we could use a Greg Land thread for some of the noobs. Greg land is actually a talented artist, who is INFAMOUS for photoshopping people in, particularly from porn.Land is probably sucking images frame by frame from all of the MCU movies for Thor here. I GUAURANTEE this is deliberate, and it fuckign works here. >>143240543>>143240483>>143240444I would start with the products being sold and then connect them to the people.
>>143240014With Great Power, Comes Great Financial StabilityLike Roxxon's retirement and planned parent hood plans and consultation. I don't have to think about my life, Roxxon takes care of it and makes it radical. Thanks to Roxxon, you too, like me, can have a happy Roxxlife
>>143231710>>143231738I like the gag about how played out Loki is as an antagonist but if someone was autistic enough to crunch the numbers would he actually be more oversaturated than your average arch nemesis?
>>143231663
>>143240543nah, the mutants are the Bad Guys because they're trying to circumvent the Noble American Health Insurance Industry (in which Roxxon is of course a major provider)
>>143241602>Ten years of SoPsGoddamn ten years. I can remember the OG in 2014, that shit broke my brain and I've been thankful ever since
>>143241732All because one guy tried to break /co/ by posting Trouble 3 times in a week. Oh how that snowballed.
>>143241602>>143241732>imagine purposely routinely reading awful shit
>>143241872>imagine not routinely subjecting other anons to awful shit
>>143241872>shitting on sopwhy are you even here
>>143241872Think of it as taking in a little bit of poison to build immunity. When you actually understand what a terrible comic is you suddenly realize a lot of the shit Anons scream about are just normal bad or even mid at worst. Hell last year Spiderman: Reign got redeemed
>>143241966>Spider-Man ReignI always liked that one. Waiting for the sequel, if Marvel still remember that is.
>>143241966>Hell last year Spiderman: Reign got redeemedYeah, that was a strange one, it was posted as the big finale, but then /co/'s opinion shifted and everyone here got hyped for 2 and kept quoting the Protomen.
>>143242126Reign is one of those things that got memed into destruction thanks to one scene but once you actually read it you'll notice that it's pretty decent. It also helps that the current run of Spiderman is so dogshit that people are chomping at the bit to see a decent Spiderman story
I wanna rework the Spider* Man costume. Should the base color be orange or purple?
>>143242225purple with orange symbol
>>143242232See I thought that but I feared we'd be aping the YJ Black Spider too much. Orange is within the same vein as iconic red, and we could theoretically do white highlights
>>143240014>The "legally copyrighted" part of his name is to help distinct him from all the multiverse copycats they plan on suingWhat court handles multiversal tort cases?
>>143242357Anon the Marvel universe is no stranger to "peculiar court" given all the crazy shit that has and will happen. We've had ghosts sworn in to testify on their own murder cases, we've had Daredevil sent to prison without unmasking thanks to special supreme court rulings, and we've had a guy sue for getting powers from a chemical accident. And that was all Earth based. We've had cosmic courts where an extremely paranoid/secluded race sue The Watchers for example
>>143242401About time someone called out those peeping toms.
>>143235383What's the problem?
>>143231784Does Agger secretly want to be a nudist?
>>143231663FUCK ROXXONFUCK CONTENTFUCK THAT STUPID MINOTAUR
>>143243488>$0.02 cents have been deposited into your Roxxpay account
>>143243512they pay people to insult them? >>143237932it rusts easily, you have to baby it all the time LMAO100k for that shit, can't even take on sand
How the fuck does Greg Land still get work.
>>143243815It's deliberate here for the parody aesthetics, but usually its him finishing work quick
The only weird thing in this arc is how Dario acts like he met Enchantress for the first time. They were literally in the same Thor-villain supergroup for the War of the realms!
>>143243815>>143243827>aestheticsBingo
>>143231803Any guesses on how we go from the Roxxon arc to utgard odin in a couple issues?
>>143244749Absolute Absolution
That... Was a lot of fun, actually.Comics should be like this more often.>>143243729>they pay people to insult them?All publicity is good publicity
>>143242225Yellow black like that one Mexican bootleg spiderman with the scorpion symbol.
>>143245108I did a thing
>>143245218It's eye rapingly dogshit as it should be, you did a great job. I'd add a Roxxon on the other arm and maybe advertisements on the legs too for max Tiger/Bunny tier shilling.
>>143245293Nah, that's not how branding works. You make one clear statement, otherwise the message is lost.
>>143231758Skald magic read through an All Father will have a devastating effect won't it?
>>143241872If you don't understand the REALLY bad shit, it's very easy to lose perspective, and fall for clickbait, or dumb pol bitches arguing. Like the people who yell and scream and shill in the spiderverse or mario movie threads about wokeness and girlbosses and other trash. The thing about an SOP, is that you can't just post anything you want and expect everyone to hate it. Everyone gets to make up their own mind, and only the worst of the worst, in ideas, art, execution, WTF fetishes can really make the cut. More than one hater has posted a comic expecting everyone else to pile on, and really not gotten the reception they wanted. >>143242357Slotts She Hulk had one I think?>>143243729>they pay people to insult them?YES. Drives enagement. You see some of the movie shills try that technique sometimes.
>>143231732>Enchantress's feetI love Greg Land now.
>>143231682>they put land on thisof course kek
bump
>>143236794>prison fully of horny supervillain women
>>143247080do you want to touch hammers
>>143236794Thor did indeed check it out
Bumperino
Did anyone story time Cobra Commander?
>>143248417why are you asking in the thor thread thoyes
>>143248426Because it’s a story time and the best place to ask. Got a link?
>>143248436https://boards.4chan.org/co/archive
>>143248444Thank you. Cant wait for the collected editions
Marvel Comics really do seem to have extra energy these days. You'd think hoary olde titles like Thor and Hulk would be well played out, but they've been freshly entertaining the last few years.Won't save floppies, but I find myself waiting on the collections eagerly.
going to the store now to get my copyyou guys want anything?
Should ROXXON Thor become real and a regular thing? Should there be other ROXXON “heroes”
>>143249971He is a fictional hero inside the Marvel universe, just like Age of Sentry Sentry.
>>143250104Yeah but making him a real person isn’t hard to do
>>143250132AoS Sentry is real despite being imaginary so...
>>143249945can you get me the copy where i was featuredoh and the hickman issue of avx number 6and new mutants epic collection vol.2
>>143231663*fedora bump*
>>143231784New reaction image for when you want to call someone a shill
>>143231658Why?
>"yeah this is funny I guess but it's too obviously a parody. I wish it was more realistically the sort of thing Roxxon would actually publish">mfw I see >>143231758
>>143251969Kek
>>143249971If Marvel wants to be popular again , which of course it does
>>143253081I don't think a line of corporate shill parody superheroes would do anything for Marvel's popularity
>>143231747No, this is a heavy page. The "will always be" is heartbreaking :c
This bump sponsored by Roxxon!
Ironic how they need to make a pretend corporate whore comic to actually tell the truth, while pretending it's corporate tricks.
A lot of this so far feels like it should have been written 20 years ago. Big Oil and SUVs as the baddies is very Dubya Bush era. I guess it's ok to make fun of now that the leftist are the ones in power.
Linking for posterity:>>143256161
>>143257660>Big Oil and SUVs as the baddies is very Dubya Bush era.ROXXON started out as just an oil company that branched out into everything else, and it's making fun of Elon's still relevant Cybertruck. So in short, you're both a casual and retarded
>>143231723Been to activism training, this is pretty accurate
>>143231803So this is just a special issue in an ongoing run of Thor, not a new series being launched?>>143257970I was about halfway through the book when I posted that, but finishing it I stand by my statement, for all the various modern things about it, it still comes across as a dated satire.That's not to say it's bad or even that it's messages don't hit, but this feels like Ewing had this story idea in his head for a long time.>>143257970>short, you're both a casual and retardedUnnecessarily cruel
>>143258151It’s okay to admit you’re wrong, anon. There’s nothing dated here
>>143258173>There’s nothing dated hereI guess that means that the more things change, the more they stay the same
>>143231663bumpeda
>>143258074There's something like activism training?
>>143235401even being autists on 4chan, we can still look down our nose on a large majority of internet communities and IRL society.
>>143258808Yeah, you never attended a rally?
>>143259236No
>>143259590You should. Even if it's not for something you strongly support, it's a heck of an experience that is an essential part of Western democracy.
I don't think this comic works they way they intended.It's supposed to be satire, yet somehow is a more likeable character than anything else Marvel currently shits out.
>>143259951retard
>>143232201>This looks like what average Trump supporters would like?????????????????????????????I'm a Trump supporter and a Thor fan/reader since 2008.Explain?
>>143259626It's a really amazing feeling, being part of a mob, that everyone should experience at least once.
>>143233473They pretend to be what ever is the popular zeitgeist at the time for social credit while off in the third world children are forced to dodge monsters in order to get to the cavern where they dig.Almost like real life.
>>143260479He's either shitposting, or polposting.
>>143251969THANKS ROXON! THIS WILL BE GREAT FOR THE NEXT BIG REALEASE MOVIE THREADS WHERE PEOPLE ARE REALLY PASSIONATE OR REALLY ANGRY BUT NEVER MAKE ANY OC.>>143250171>>143249971I have NO fucking clue how that works. But yes.Either a full alternate universe or a fictional universe within our own. And if Ewing pulls in Mojo, I will bust a nut here.
>>143231676Ruined by page 3, the writer went too far into the sauce. It should've stayed as subtle as the first page.
>>143243300I mean if you're going to be a bull man monster might as well flaunt it
>>143263350in what world are the first or second pages at all subtle
9 miles a gallon isn't THAT bad is it?
i loved the nod to classic with 'after following page' box
>>143263814In his own little world where Tesla trucks are not drive-able coffins.
>>143265009what is that gag reallywhy did it exist
>>143265127in the printed version it points to real ads which is set-up for the fake Roxxon ads. It doesn't work in the digital version, unfortunately
>>143265136:( who was that dumb in the oldies that they had to print "keep reading, there's stuff after"if i bought something, why i oughta! i'd read it all the way through, check all pages
>>143265154it was to tell you the next page is an ad so you can skip it
>>143265127back in the non-direct spinner rack days of selling comics ALL the books had that marginal 411 tidbit before in house ads
>>143265127www-cbr-com/comic-books-continued-on-next-page/
>>143258808That's where they teach you how to riot and get away with it.
>>143236277Like Agger said, "I just like watching the number go up. It means I win. It means I'm better, and that's all that matters."
>>143258909Sure you can, buddy. Feel what you need to feel.
>>143238661A hit dog hollers.
The best comic the Earth* has ever seen.
