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just don't want to toil no more
>>196487731WHAT THE FUCK
I remember when they used to show CBeebies stuff as a segment on CBBC before it got it's own channel.
Big Keith spitting pure truth!!!
It's over for RorkePic related
Why are religious people so unhappy?
>ChatGPT does 90% of my job>too afraid to spend a mere penny of my savings because I'm not confident my job will even exist in a decade's timea torrid existence
>>196487731>children's BBC
2007 was peak
>>196487794most scientifically capable atheist
havent wanked to THAT in daysmight be getting over it now
>>196487745really didn’t make a difference to anything they were saying. no one cares that you can use google search you mong
>>196487731I remember the 02-07 era fondly
>>196487809yeah was gna make a post about it too x
>>196487731Never watched CBBCHad Sky TV me
>Micheál Martin speaks out after Dublin reveals more than 80pc of recent asylum seekers have crossed the border from the UK>The threat of being deported to Rwanda is causing an influx of migrants from the UK into Ireland, the country’s deputy prime minister has complained.>Micheál Martin said that the policy was already “impacting on Ireland” as people were “fearful” of staying in the UKThanks ireland mate
>>196487794
>>196487781It’s really as simple as that tbqh
>>196487794>canadadoubtfulevery canadian I ever meet is a MISERABLE cunt sad thing is 40% of them think once sexy prime minister man is gone the utopia will arrive neoconservatism will work THIS time surely
>>196487794most religions tend to use the narrative that life on earth is mostly suffering but it's all fine because the afterlife is way better
>>196487843Not our fault
CBEEBEEBYS
>>196487843wtf i love ireland now
Did Spaino go to Quebec? Looks really interesting there. Completely different from the Anglo parts of North America.
>>196487794Mental how 'fuck yeah science' atheists will look at this and forget about correlation ≠ causation completely
Is the HYPEROPTIC lad in?This looks like an excellent deal but also too good to be true.Would appreciate some advice as Martin Lewis told me to review my broadband contract which expires rather soon.It's so not a household name though which scares me.
>>196487839every kid i know who had sky never actually watched it. i'd go over and be like hey can we watch new simpsons or whatever because i didnt get it at home. but they'd always just be like yawn lets go outside. was really annoying
>>1964877312007, it was all downhill from theremany such cases
>>196487794Poor+Stupid=Unhappy+Religious.
>>196487781don’t see how anyone can refute this
>>196487844most philosophically informed atheist
>>196487843what were they doing in northern ireland anyway lmao
no one's coming to save the economy
Mental how religious people always want to move to irreligious countries not the other way around.
can't get my bollocks out of the pasta roller
>>196487895It isn’t that different That’s the weird impression yuros have from looking at a couple of gift shop streets in Quebec City
Got the Top Gun: Maverick on
2016heeb still seething about christianity then?
>>196487839Same. Was the only one with Sky too. Used to hate having to go to my mum's friend's house whenever she had to babysit me because her daughter would watch shite like Bear Behaving Badly and I couldn't watch the new Spongebob or FairlyOdd Parents.
My man Big Scott!!!
Kind of weird how the smarter and more educated your country gets the less religious it becomes. Quite the coincidence one might say.
>>196487932Visiting the titanic museum and giants causeway what else
>>196487902it's called the Hedonic treadmill. When I was growing up the idea of having like 40 different channels sounded like the greatest thing ever but now I have access to every media ever made at the click of a button I mostly just watch the same shit over and over
>>196487839i got sky for christmas one year, just my bedroom, around age 13 as it was becoming clear that my life was to be spent on my own attempting to stop the thoughts
>>196487980Er mate, Europe hasn't become more intelligent over the last 1000 years lol
>>196487967yankified mong
>>196487963way worse movie than everyone pretendsit's the same as new star wars. a glib facsimile
>>196487980most scientifically capabel atheist
>is that as big as it gets?
think bigfoot is real
>>196487954find it utterly baffling that people are willing to do this to perfectly healthy teeth
>i got sky for christmas one year
>>196488037seems a bit unlikely then again mousenonce exists
>>196488036did she really say this to master chief
>>196488003didnt ask
the chubby one off derry girls would get it til it fell off
>>196488028The kind of thing I want to mong out to with some tea and chocolate after a tiring day's toil
>>196488087the main character blonde for me
>>196488104yeah shes fit but i love a chubby bird
>>196488065what's wrong with that? i got it cos i asked my mum for a yearsworth
BBC
>>196488104good taste
bananas in pyjamas are coming up the stairs
>>196488091it's not even comfy. action films arent comfy. the most comforting moments pass way to quick
>>196488048fruity
>>196488087michelle mate
>>196488036I can push down some fat around that area and it looks real big and pornstar sized
>>196488104orla for me, ideal fenian mrs
*punches you*heh your "god" didn't do much to stop that did he
doing an aztec gay porn war dance
>>196488172she looks lower class no thanks
>>196488212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLfks4yzzEc
There is literally no reason why you shouldn't be deanomaxxing if you're working/middle class.
You'll notice that Diego genuinely has no comeback for any of this because it's just a straight fact. The better educated, wealthier, happier and more stable your country the less likely it is to be religious. The happiest, wealthiest, best educated countries are also the most atheistic. People from religious countries overwhelmingly want to move to atheistic countries by a factor of 100x. He can't pilpul his way around this or appeal to authority or obscure 1st century philosophers or just hide in semantics like he usually does.
>>196488091no mate no, you must tear everything apart with critical theory and hate it you must hate it
>>196488276most /brit/ posters would love to be deano but they are too freakish
>>196488281Probably because it's a non-argument and commiting the most common and boring logical fallacy
>>196488281Who freaking cares nigga. Athiest cultures are also going extinct. Doesn't mean anything
>>196488281>People from religious countries overwhelmingly want to move to atheistic countries by a factor of 100x.they aren't moving for religious reasons are they
>>196488297my mates are proto-deanos (we're all 20). might end up the one 4chan posting deano in history.
Miriam Rivera was fit tbf
>He can't pilpul his way around this or appeal to authority or obscure 1st century philosophers or just hide in semantics like he usually does.mental how narcissistic retards perceive the world isn’t it
>>196488276Self respect
or pre-deano would be a better word
The Rise of Gay Porn
Proto-Deano-European
mad how life is a million times better if you just stop being a bigot lol
>>196488353you don't even need to change your inner personality. just the appearance and attitude when in social situations.
thomas aquinas was a proper brainlet
constantly feel like I'm going to get sacked for being weird and unsociable even though that's almost schizo paranoia
Sometimes forget I am a mental health first aider.
>>196488386What's that then
>>196488397hs
i love my trans gf
>>196488397yet he is a famous theologian, well respected for centuries and you're an autistic virgin sat in your mums bedroom hunched over your computer
>>196488397Jay Dyer said that Thomas Aquinas's theology is bad.
Imagine having to be conscripted to fight the Russians and you come across a little girl in Middleofnowhereoblast and you haven't gooned in months
>>196488424
>>196488391why is leftypol so mentally ill and depressed then
>>196488281This is true of most religious people. You'll notice when religious people 'debate' they always try to manoeuvre the terms of the debate to ground that is favourable to them, usually somewhere they can hide in the vagaries of language and semantic imprecision like 'Does God exist?' They never bother arguing the far more important point like 'Is religion good for society?' Because the bulk of the evidence swings against them and it's much more difficult to hide in such a question. It's something I've noticed over the years and is very slimy and disingenuous.
I'm happy and wealthy without God you see? I am fulfilled I promise
>>196488399I thought this during my probation. As long as your attendance is good, you're punctual, you do as you're asked, ask for help when needed and are polite and considerate of others you'll be fine. In time you will find yourself coming out of your shell as well.
>>196488391Not really
>>196487731I hate brazillians so fucking much, it's like their entire country only exists just to annoy me
fuck you
>>196488399got forced out a workplace for being autistic and unosociable before
Honestly I'm not gay but still sometimes fantasise about sucking a nice big cock
>>196488401this is proof that it's a meaningless position
>>196487731
>>196488476what happened
>They never bother arguing the far more important point like 'Is religion good for society?' Because the bulk of the evidence swings against them and it's much more difficult to hide in such a question. It's something I've noticed over the years and is very slimy and disingenuous.
>>196488498reject minimalismembrace maximalism
>>196488460why are you talking to yourself nigga
>>196488391Racism is defeated you got it lad
>>196488438>2013Crazy how none of the people handing out (You)s knew how bad it was going to be
>>196488438so stoned i tried to check the replies in that image
>>196488460lol this is diego
>>196488431jay dyer's theology is bad
uhmm
every couple looks like this
>>196488460Try getting off 4chan every now and then lad
I've got a little black book with my poems inGot a bag with a toothbrush and a comb inWhen I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone inI got elastic bands keepin' my shoes onGot those swollen-hand bluesI got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose fromI've got electric lightAnd I've got second sightI got amazing powers of observationAnd that is how I knowWhen I try to get throughOn the telephone to youThere'll be nobody homehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC2HGTHkqnU
>>196488460This is actually true
>>196488498the jews are behind this
We can't be friendsBut I'd like to just pretendYou cling to your papers and pensWait until you like me againWait for your loveLove, I'll wait for your love
>>196488552is this stupid chipmunk face bitch doing onlyfans yet
>>196488552would like to see him cover those glasses in cum
>>196488419manhattan
>>196488523that's when i came to 4chan and i remember the trans stuff being some huge joke to laugh atalso remember people saying this stuff was so crazy that it would redpill everyone and thus could never become mainstreamobv has on both counts there
brick actually made me like diegostate of that
>>196488524DUUUUUUUDE BURH IMS OOOO STONED IM SOOOO FUCKIN HIGH BROOOOO
introducing dadsy to neutral milk hotel
>>196488546I don’t think this is a correct translation In the Quran a trader goes to see Muhammad about the price of bread and Muhammad says something like “the price is whatever Allah wills it”
>>196488491Looks good on a CV though mate.
He didn't factor in GDP per capita!
>>196488632have you made any more mistakes at aldi
What are you guys currently reading?
>>196488632how does being a grim bloke in a frock look on your cv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOYWQBuUjM
>>196488670Gay Queer Jackson?
>>196488460Done the lot of them.
>>196488661Not particularly. I have been told to put myself forward for a managerial position. The whole time I thought I was dreadful and was going to be sacked and I was actually alright. Goes to show how much low self esteem and confidence can warp your perception of the world.
>>196488670paedophiles and why they should be killed
>>196488670can't read me
>>196488670your postnext up: the next one after yours
Gain some new perspective.
>>196488677I don't know, maybe ask your dad?
>I have been told to put myself forward for a managerial position.Deluded fantasist
I love kids
This cunts still at it
>>196488771rorkeslop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIJTEm0qNuo
>>196488771remember when he used to make videos criticising Israel
>>196488771He doesn't look any older than he did 10 years ago TBF.
>>196488771why wouldnt he with those views. he must be loaded
>>196488771bought penis pills from this cunt at gorton covered market
>>196488771he was well ahead of the curvei feel like every channel is just that image now
Wouldn't mind letting PJW run over me like a fucking steam train
>>196488632how does getting sacked for trying to slit your wrists at work twice look on a cv how does stacking shelves for a living until your late 20s look on a cv
>>196488804yeah used to be actually redpilled but that’s bad for business
mental how much better chicken thighs are than breast
pissing out acrid, viscous, foul smelling battery acid at the moment
>>196488670KaputI thought it would be an interesting account of the final days of the third reich but it's mostly quite boring anecdotes about out of touch aristocrats
impossible to get sacked from a welfare job, I worked at walmart for a couple months and locked myself in the bathroom for hours nobody ever said a word
>>196488841I don't mention the first part lol. And having a job whilst studying for a STEM degree looks good.Fact - I have never been unemployed for more than 12 months. I have been working every year since I left college.
>>196488841how does being a bitter mean cunt look like to your parents
>>196488860wrong
>>196488837
>>196488860i have the opposite opinionjust goes to show
>>196488860nope
>>196488903goes to show you’re a bender yeah
>>196488860true dat
>>196488860been saying this for a while. No downsides to chicken thighs unless you're a lazy cunt, they're cheaper aswell.
>196488888
>>196488771>nothing new for a week on both channelsfucks SAKE
>>196488860why aren't you white
>>196488930have you yeah?
>>196488935fucked that one up didn't you
>>196488946whiter than you Muhammad
i'm just saying, I would fuck Rogue even it would kill me. GOD can imagine your orgasm as your cum and your soul are drained by her x-pussy? just fucking IMAGINE she whispering "I love you sugah" as her x-pussy literally kills you
sad that we have to toil in this world rather watch paint dry
>>196488911wish my arms and wrists had this girth
>>196488884sacked tranny managed it >>196488886you're a decade behind your peers who all graduated by the time they were 21
>>196488948yeah to anyone who will listen also been talking alot about frying things with air in an air fryer
fuckin hell how has that lad just copped that many (you)s for a shitty chicken thigh postmental
Can't have chicken legs or thighs etc or anything with bones in. Mumberg will go mad. She doesn't like me getting raw chicken either in case I don't cook it properly. We usually get already cooked chicken.
>>196488989What, thin?
>>196488197why was the woman filming way before he did this. Why would he do that with her pointing a camera/phone at him. It's staged as fuck.
>>196489011collecting yous is an art
>>196489017You and your whole family are such a tragic doledossing runts
can't imagine how boring poltards must be irl
>>196489017don’t need to know about your grim life mate
>>196489017So your mum's a fucking spack too is she?
>>196489017proper runt tier that
>>196488978>x-pussywhat is she ftm or something?
>>196488988love working me. Love getting up early and getting ready love being stressed then having the stress subside. Love mentoring and berating underlings. Love developing my skillset and improving my reputation within my field. Born toil slug me.
any sinecure man in
parents have got Bangers & Cash on the telly again
>>196489062probably more interesting that the woke mob soys desu
imagining all you clowns in your whiny home country accents when I read these threads
>>196489074they're all on the dole mate it's tragic
>>196489036is that why he's been arrested and chargedhttps://mynbc15.com/news/nation-world/man-faces-multiple-charges-for-secret-peeping-incidents-at-greenville-north-carolina-target-johnston-county-detention-center-camera-footage
>>196489105insecure? don't know the half of it aha
*enters thread wearing an obvious false moustache*
>>196489101grim slave
>>196489128i dont mispell
>>196489101What do you do?
Northern chinese gf 2024
>>196489138>German humour
vicky poltard
Might start writing more material to post here. Fresh, innovative gimmicks.../brit/ needs that. I will supply that.
listening to some CLASSIC creedence clearwater revival
>>196489138idgi
had the most peng homemade burger of my life just now
>>196489150Gloryhole Operator
made 10k on the stocks waheypints on me lads
pretty sure I'm going to get sacked soon. I can feel it
>>196488993No point comparing yourself to others who have different circumstances.
native born ethnic brits should receive monthly payments from the former colonies, reckon it would save the world
JK Rowling just told a trans man he has "no idea what it means to grow up female"
>>196489184corr bet you get it x
Restructure going on at work but unfortunately I don't think I'll be made redundant :(
poo roaring
>>196489133everyone in my family is a successful public servant toil slave and I will follow in their footsteps. There is a liberation in completely giving yourself to work sure some chinky philosophy talks about it.
met a jew once told me to put a bit of soy sauce in the burger mix when i make burgersmad how he was trying to turn me into a cuckold libtard with soy
there's no such thing as a trans person
>>196489198whats your strategy? etf? or banked a stack on TSLA's disappointing Q1?
sacked tranny was better during the suicide attempts at his old job phase
>>196489230I heard lifes more enjoyable if youre not a bigot. Just tell the emperor his clothes look great x
>>196489280kek this is me
I’m a good person.My parents raised me right.
just drank my last carlsberg pilsner export x
Dogshit zingers. Calling all dogshit zingers
local branch is closing don't think I'll be employed much longer
>>196489274Maybe better as in more entertaining for you. But as a whole I'm in a better place now.
>>196489280bloody well done mate
>>196489295how many did you drink
>>196489230robert galbraith is a pooner, he said in that essay he'd be "tempted to transition" if he'd known about it in the 80s lol. he also posts here
>>196489274sacked tranny was better when they posted on /britfeel/ and never darkened the door of /brit/
I have immense racism for working class people of irish descent
>>196489271RSU toil
>>196489280
>>196489313hilarious stuff
>>196488771People with blue eyes
>>1964893123 (not including this one)basically the most I can drink to get a buzz and not be hungover x
literally no point in living
>>196489313Mr Tate is not wrong
>>196489313He's right. This is why I do a STEM degree and taekwondo.
>>196489383liverpool play saturday lad
eating une bananepotassium is for chads
jk rowlingandrew tatemohammad hijabthe holy trinity of based britons
>>196489410How many rape and death threats do you get in an average week?
crazy how there are european countries that pay you to get a degree
>working class people of irish descentkuhteem
Reading /brit/ in reading mode
Crazy, bipolar, antisemiteand im still the king
>NEW: The UK has the worst rate of child alcohol consumption in the world, with more than half of children having drunk by the age of 13
ill be making some death threats over twitter now. probably to private citizens whom i dont like.
wanking gayily to straight porn
>>196489449KTIM
>How many rape and death threats do you get in an average week?
>>196489432Not many. I usually get people telling me to kill myself. But that's a suggestion not a threat so it doesn't count.
Did Andrew Tate always hate white people?
>>196489480Go rape yourself
salt sachets for tea
>>196489383yet you continue to live.....interesting
>>196489443horrid
>>196489492whites are beta feminists tbf why wouldn’t top g hate them
>>196489383doesnt need to be a point
>>196489280wtf
>>196489539yes there does
>>196489556wy
>>196489523BUSSY G
>>196489453contributed to this statistic by stealing my dad's cocktail because I was thirsty and he said it was orange juice aha
>>196489519so?>>196489539that's evident, doesn't make it any less shit
got the shit rape porn on
BLACK HOLE SUN
if crypto is proof of anything it's proof that capitalism doesn't fucking workregulate everything
get the grinch booked
i am the king of regret
>>196489602And yet the market has adjusted to crypto and it's no longer a problem
>>196489573yes it does. more point= more shitless point=less shitqued
>>196489332fuck off
>>196489583as in it's bad or pooey?
>>196489596would love to shag her
>>196489623>the market has adjusted to cryptoby ignoring it cos it doesn't fucking work
>>196489631that does not make a single bit of sense you daft fucking prick
right well that's that then
watching bbc weathernot a SINGLE say for the next week showing 20c+
Want to bury my face in Rubys cunt and feast on that goodness for hours
>>196489635both i suppose
>>196489648kek this it's basically a joke to anyone not involved with the pyramid scheme
>>196489634kwab
>>196489679cor imagine the cheese curds down there
Dogshit zingers. All ready for the dogshit zingers
get the flipping new made
th3 pr0v3rb14l n3wchiggity check it out, ladspiggity post ur best zingers and most importantlyhave fun :)>>196489699>>196489699
>>196489648Yes exactly.
>>196489661dont need to make sense when there's no point. more point=more sense
>>196489631sociopath
>>196489712the "market" is regulated
He can't look me in the eyes by replying to me. It's so cute.
>>196489121I know I just find it so strange the way it's set up.
>>196488050this is what happens when people have too much time and money
>>196489280Should've waited for the new. You blew it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_QL9K8r5I
Oh sweet cunny, so soft and pink,A place of pleasure, a place to sink.Luscious lips that part with ease, inviting me to do as I please.Between your thighs a hidden treasure, a place of passion, beyond all measure.I dive in deep and lose control,In the throes of lust, I find my goal.Oh, cunny, how you make me feel,A fire within, I cannot conceal.I crave your taste, your scent, your touch, I cannot resist, I need you so much.
