latex edish
...
catberg hops up on my fucking lap then bites me when i pet herspecies of RUNTS
neoliberal bull logging in
i've just banned porn. no more porn on /brit/
Which British F1 driver is your favourite, /brit/?
janny I will no longer post the fit goth trannyI apologise for my transgressions
>>216835925*pushes you to the ground**turns around and squats**poos directly on to your face*
got naked in the club again ffs
ohhh they're fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
right then time to get the radio 4 on
>>216835947
Escortlad hereJust drove around town for a bit, 1.5 litre engine means it was just a chill oneMight get my steering aligned tomorrow, feels a bit offsorry i don't really know anything about cars so I've bitten off more than I can chew with this
>>216835933want to sex her penis
I think New Order is better than Joy Division, actually
bradleymong going mental in the old
>>216835937its like i'm in a great valley of biscuit and catberg is some malevolent devouring god
maccies binge finished. now comes the regret
>>216835985agree
this might well be the most abhorrent post I've ever seen on brit. we do not stand for such racism and we must show this Australian the red card
>>216835947archive link please
actually no I'm really annoyed that I can't post the fit trannyi should be ALLOWED to post her
rorke worshipping thor
>>216835985i did until i had serious trauma occur
>>216836000
>>216836008it was gone within a minute i don't think that it archived
>Jewish man pardoned by Trump in 2021 sentenced to 37 years for FRAUD again:>Eliyahu Weinstein claimed he was buying Covid-19 masks, baby formula, first-aid kits for UKRAINE>Instead, he blew $41 MILLION on gambling, real estate, and luxury watches
>>216835995had a chicken wrap the other day from maccies and it was abysmal. left me feeling gross after. I get better chicken wraps from my local paki chickenites
>>216836000nah fuck off you darkie bastard
>>216836000>Starmer: Australian poster will face "full force of the law"
>>216835975>escort>proceeds to talk about carssigh
first they came for the somalis and i said nothing because i was not somali then they came for the pakis and i said "make sure you get all the pakis"
sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216836014sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216836014sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216836014
>>216836008https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216829273/#q216830986no nevermind it's ok it archived
>>216836068
right well that's a middle finger being shown at me on the britmight get sir keir starmer to look into this matter, perhaps start legal proceedings since he is a lawyer and that
ah darn
>>216836045chun li sex rule 34
>>216836090right well thats an ugly chopped incel with a malnourished weird tranny wenis
nth for the gyaldem
>>216836064He meant the Ford
>>216836120no need to sign your posts
how do we summon the downie ai swedeyou don't see glimpses of genius like that anymore
gonna listen to the end of the LOTR audiobook in bed
he’s been having more toby tantrums lately. wonder if his uc has been sanctioned again.
>>216836120done that freak
I hate Rorke
>>216836055yeah i feel bloated and gross, gonna have some runny shits later
>>216835944lewis
>>216836132Can tell this is a bloke by the hands
might play okami
glod
>>216836134escort fraud?
gays on a normal one
>>216836142leave him. the fuck. alone.
>>216836179er
as if the lad is trying to brand himself as "escortlad" to punctuate his boring blog posts. sad sad life
>>216836014brubers
>>216835975crmblgn
best react content?
>>216836179is this an image for worms?
worm fun
try not to laugh
>>216836179scream
>>216836204probably useEffect
sir harry hill
>>216836204hood blacks listening to bladee
>>216836179Carlybender talking about their penis
good post
must have consumed at least 5000 calories today feeling like a filthy pig
oh it's her again
>>216836170Good choice. He is the most successful F1 driver of all time after all (joint most drivers' championships, 7 in total, as well as the most races won). And he makes Johnny Foreigners seethe.
okay so chewing gum wasn't joking when it said excessive consumption leads to laxative effectsshit just made me shit out liquid shit shit after chewing an entire pack all day
leftypols da knitting scarfs for the small boatsmen
>>216835933>Dump truck in the background What did they mean by this?
>>216836258its because you produce loads of saliva and swallow it, has to go somewhere init
>>216836224How is that content. It's a hook.
seeing Lando get so much hate showed me they just showed me they hate anything british real true hatred
>>216836271high iq of him tbqhwym
she's fit can you blame me
>Yeah mate, I always buy physical copies.
>>216836045https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763247940546467.webm
>>216836281i'll give you a fucking right hook and not provide a destructor callback
>>216836291ok
>>216836281Done that mong, calling 'useEffect' content, how absurd
>>216835975Better be a MK1 or MK2 lad or you've definitely fucked it
>>216836250(((they))) literally rigged a championship from him too
Don’t understand the appeal of bladee Don’t understand the appeal of rap Only like game music and anime OPs
the grandmother made another indirect comment about me still being a single man earlieri know im such a disappointment to her, hate it
might use my pip to buy chrome hearts
Strapping Leftypols daughter into a death contraption, and forcing him to choose between her being decapitated or a thousand migrants being burned alive, so that he knows how it feels.
best anime OP oty is rap btw
>>216836363maybe tell her she should mind her own business senile cow
leftypol getting cooked alive in a massive cauldron of boiling water by a bantu witch doctor but not saying anything as to not be racist
>>216836363Dw lad it could be worse, my grandparents ghosted me after two decades of seemingly unconditional love, because they were unhappy with my progression in life. Last time I came close to speaking them>father on loudspeaker to grandfather>asks him if he wants to speak to me>"No."Never spoke to him again before he died.
>>216836300yeah ok
>>216836417>my grandparents ghosted melol
lost 11000 on the weekend gambling lads, i fucked it all up
>>216836300Kill yourself
>>216836429think i've only lost 400 on the isayou should gamble with etfs instead
£700 a month pip and half of that goes to tranny onlyfans and fanslys
it encroaches
sad what became of theescapist the yanks literally destroyed it checked out the youtube channel just now it's full of gambling stream highlights yahtzee's legacy gone
>>216836459good man
FOM
Leftypol getting spat at by 5 4th generation miripuri teenagers and blaming it on a flag
>>216836459fucking hell just get on the leaksi get 700 too and most of it goes on utter shite
>>216836371*nods head in agreement*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqWR546Xy8A
>>216836429that's only one or two well placed bets away from being in the positive
>>216836417must have been more to it than that, you're probably a horrible little freak of a man grandparents wouldnt just switch on someone like that
>>216836459coomer.st/
Haven't flown on a plane since 2014
i was joking if you genuinely are a pip scrounger i've lost all respect
Fuck the jews
Its presence begins to take shape as a ship does coming toward you through dense fog
i get pip because i have bipolar now fuck off you wfh DOSSER CUNT
>>216836511right well thats him on suicide watch then
is chainsaw man really about a man who turns into a chainsaw
i work 40 hours a week paying over 10 grand in tax a year to pay for your waster lifestylerope
>>216836554we will get you in work doing shelf stacking :-)
>>216836572no just his head
have eaten half a left over pizza with garlic bread, a chicken wrap (was supposed to be my lunch tomorrow) and have just finished off a sunday roast with a fat slice of cheese cakebowelberg in shambles tomorrow morning
>>216836573screaming this is me
>>216836489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4na2opArGY*
thank you for your contributionbetter for it to go to the white englishman than abdul and his 10 kids
>>216836509No, I'm really not. They were very old when I was born and in reflection our relationship revolved around their hopes for me, not any recognition of who I was. I won't give you the whole rundown because I am sure you don't care, but I was a normal teenager.
>>216836554i get pip to make python scripts work
>waaaah my fictional ailment makes me feel a bit sad sometimes can i have £700 a month for nothing xgrow up!
>>216836618mong, get on the uv train
>>216836622that'll solve whatever problem is trying to be solved here
Legendary buildingIf you know you know
makes me mental actually.coming down to your town and I'm gonna lurk around and blow you away with a cannon
>>216836622Might stop me wanking to kelis
>>216836661pooja preparing timmy's dindins x
>>216836651toby >.<
I want a wifeI want a wifeI don't much want to find oneHow can I get one without looking
right, well that's a thumbnail i shan't be hovering over
>>216836621its more mental to be eligible for a free £700 per month and saying no to it
mad how people who need PIP due to real life altering conditions get fuck all while little timmy who feels a bit sad sometimes has his entire life subsidisedhope nigel sorts these scrounging cunts out
>>216836661Yeah and a flake too please
>>216836679be attractivebut you arent or you would already have one
there's a reply button you know
Reckon my mattress is at least 20 years old
lurking outside carlybenders gaff until their knee heals up, they feel like taking a walk and then taking their head off with a claymore as soon as they step outside their front door
>>216836696it doesn't deserve my (You)s
just clicked it
>>216836661>wanking pooSC
>>216836708 yeah?
>>216836696thats what pisses me off the most about mouseyhe doesn't actually engage with the conversation, he just does a drive-by comment about somethinghe's such a fucking parasite in this thread, and the janny is right to ban him
>>216836661>>216836737poo wanking*
yeah?
>>2168366612nd on the bottom right for me
goodnight all
>>216836694>>216836737>>216836768>[Deleted]What was it?
>>216836753mind he used to get banned on sight
>>216836753he does reply if you actually post something worth replying to, can't blame him for ignoring 90% of the thread considering how shit it is
>>216836768that particular pussy covered in poo does it for you yeah
>>216836708What's her name
>>216836753>>216836791minimod cancer
>>216836785 but but but they said they werent leaving??
taxation is theft
parasite meltdown over the fact that i can post whatever the fuck i want
>>216836808cry about it
>the DUDE I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICS AND ALL THAT SHIT is actually the LEAST tolerant of all males landing among censor-happy women and is also the least tolerant type of woman LMAO Always knew those people were total pieces of shit.
>>216836834sybau nigga
qu estionsa bout christanity?w ell i might have the answers so ask away
>>216836808how about instead of complaining about shit, you reply to someone with something continuing the conversationrather than one comment just talking about your latest autistic special interest?
The life of a jew is to continuously find the most evil possible way to do something.Because if he doesn't, he is going to get stumbled by another jew who will.They are serpents racing against each other, anybody that backs down on evil, even slightly, gets eaten by the others.
Mental that you start a business here, benefit from British infrastructure and all that that entails paid for by generations of taxpayers, pay barely any tax on your earnings through legal loopholes, then when the state decides its time to pay up you can just leave with all of your money and capital.
overthrow the state
dont remember asking
>>216836870>>216836851
>>2168367874 mini windows close up of girl arses pooing, sometimes smearing it over there arses, one time some lad wanking her poo
>>216836882It's either that or sell the business to the indians and americans like all the 100 year old british manufacturers did
>>216836867why does diego reject unconditional election
Go to /cum/ to annoy americans
>>216836924no
rapid tappyslippy bendymmhmm x
>>216836921what did he say?
>>216836867why was the bible written by a woman
maybe i should buy a case with rgb fans it could be fun
>>216835894S E X O
fucking sick and tired of carlybender
>>216836943it wasn't>
>>216836937well he's catholic is he notand he's iffy on double predestination
>>216835944whos the black fellow next to george
yeah yeah that's all nice and well, but the dyson cr01's at the gherkin, they are doing summat contrarotation yeah? x
>That one bloke you have to play against in sunday league
>>216836970men don't write like that
give me back that nigger dickgive me that dick
Holiday next week, but so depressed I don't really want to go. Sigh.
>>216836974don't mind double penetrationbut it's not my go to
>>216836934me describing a water slide
>>216836974pretty sure he's said he's not catholoic>>216836994write like what?
>>216837008kek
>>216837008LOL best he cud do
>>216837008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ9jNHZHqxY
>>216836999havent been on a holiday since 2008
>>216836986I don't go outside
>>216837008fucking bodied
>>216837047i like this but not in the mood for it because of a certain someone
snappy peng ting a smell di loud pack an hear MLEdem a snatch di lululeman ap
>>216836998me when my black willy collection has been raided by thieves
>>216837008That's us done
>>216837080Just kill yourself you utterly sad fucking retard
clarted spanish television blaring bean stew bubblin monkeydem screaming
>>216837073gloria in excelsis deo deo ~
It's party time
>>216837016genesis 29-30 is literally a love story, no man wrote that
On second thought, what did this add to the story and why was it needed in a kids movie?
>>216837119God did not intend for this phenotype to exist.
>>216837105luh timmy red eyed n screaming bashing his luh hands gainst his screen x
>>216836998the words that got emmet till lynched by a southern town of timmies
timmy got his new battyman chelsea boots ready to impress katy at the officeshe's texting cronem at the britannia but he didnt clock in yet for his gherkin night shift x
>>216837126blessed>>216837172utterly biZARRE comment also has talk bout slavery genocide lusting after women etc
it not right
>>216837105you've done him there mate, he's probably going to do that right now. definitely not sitting there laughing at you getting all upset
>>216837224new whiteness map just dropped
>>216837224cornwall is like the princess wand of britain
howl?
>>216837216>stories including kitchen gossip, womens domestic experiences, family drama, birth politics>not written by a woman
>>216837270protip they arent potrayed positively
4am here and can’t sleep to I stare out of my window at all the skyscrapers. What’s sad about this place is, you can see the potential for the UK if we just adopted a government like they have here. They even cane people for behaving in a backwards manner. It’s spotless of course. The “soulless” thing is true but that’s more as it’s all brand new, but it’s still a billion times better than Dubai
Gonna be raining all week in Kosovo next week - comfy!
>>216837274>you now remember egyptlad
would love to take a cane to carlybender.
doing a calorie challenge where you have to eat 200 calories in an hour but you can only eat those 1 calorie jelly pots
rorkes new trim
>>216837256ummy
>>216837313what is you talmabout
>>216837282bugman countryseen plenty of their ilk that come to benefit from the uk too no different than the rest
>>216837282Wish they caned fuckers here, better yet, hung the bastids
ps
>>216837314Do you stroke your cock whilst doing this?
>>216837327rorkes new trim
>>216837190these weren't kids movies, they were nostalgia bait for people who grew up in the 70s
>>216837282dont understand the comparisons between dubai and singaporefar more life in singaporequite enjoyed it there - they are proud of their colonial historygot the sense that there is unease there nowadays though, between the chinkies and the indians
>>216837313utterly bizarre post
>>216837353both got the same amount of indians tbf
>>216837358rorkes new trim
>>216837327rorke whats happened
torkes new rrim
>>216837313screaming at this for some reason
learned how to fly a plane by watching youtube videos
>>216837313SCREAMING
>>216837378you didnt
Just took a shit then trimmed my arse and genitals.Got back into bed and let off a huge fart like I've been doing all day, the difference in sound is amazing.I almost thought I'd done a wet shit, the clapping and heat was that bad.Mental
-2 slippy baton administering a rapid and vigorous tappening on mummy katy
>>216837378grow up
sucking a bubba
getting aids
>>216837378you gonna be like that guy who stole a plane and crashed it?
bugward
Love a traditional Christmas market
>>216837353I noticed loads of Indians piled into the back of lorries on the way to the centre from the airport. It also seems like there’s not enough Chinese, so they seem to be slowly importing mainlanders to keep the balance right. Centre had a lot of Indians just meandering and laying on the grass too. It also seems there’s a certain type of person (probably Malay migrant workers?) who can barely understand my very standard English. I’m also not even sure myself why I’m making the comparison, but the company has a Dubai office and they always compare it and never shut the fuck up about Dubai this and Dubai that - but they are all Muslim so of course prefer Dubai over Singapore.
business idea: hide outside tobys caravan and start flinging grey squirrels through the window with slingshot like bart simpson
>>216837434bane?
how exactly do i know when to change gears in a manual car
katy hearing small boat cronem loudly chatting in their clicky clacky native languageher pupils dilating x
>>216837453
>>216837453traditional my arse don't set off my autism about those shitty fake german knockoff shits
everyone say goodnight to patrick hes gone to sleep until spring x
>>216837470most of them tell you on the dashboard but you just get a feel for it
would actually fucking kys myself if I ever went bald
>>216837470when the revs go over 2, go up a gear, below 1 go down a gear
>>216837314sc
>>216837498sleep tight fella
most so called “right wingers” these days are just run of the mill liberalsliberalism rests on the metaphysical foundation that man is a rational agent, an atomic unit that can exist without any social structures, relations, obligations, or inherited characteristics. And therefore, the optimal way to organise human society is an open marketplace of ideas and capital, where these “rational animals” can over time, become perfectly interchangeable, inexhaustive and the same across all races, religions, nations and social classes. a rootless planet of atomised nowhere men, all magically cooperating via reason and the almighty rule of credit and profit. Since man is a rational animal with no inherent connections this is logical and moral, correct? Except that fundamental axiom is just plain wrong.
nike shorts snatched up, council estate walk, is it katy?
>>216837453white cunt
>>216837470by being autistic
>>216837498nighty night pal
>>216837499the one i'm learning in does, but what happens if i'm doing the practical exam and it doesn't. aren't i just fucking myself over
>>216837498what thats mad can you not stroke him
>>216837498lazy bastard
>>216837498lazy oaf
Imagine finding Carlybender at a bar and drugging their drink. I’d strip them completely naked and grease them up from head to toe and then drop them off on a small island I would have prepared in advance for the event. Id also occasionally drop myself down on the island and wear a custom made suit from “Jin-roh wolf brigade.” I wouldn’t bring guns but I’d carry a big sledge hammer and chase them around swinging it violently at their skull, but I would always intentionally miss, just ever so slightly, in order to keep them in a constant state of fear. I’d make sure they never see me leave on my boat/helicopter so they think that I’m also living somewhere on the island constantly waiting for them. The island would have sticks and rocks for them to craft little makeshift weapons, Of course they would only shatter pathetically against my armored suit. The sexual rush id get looking into the pure terror of their eyes as their tiny rock spear shattered on my steel shin guard would be nothing short of orgasmic, my cock is dripping thinking about it. I’d hide stuff around the island like a tiny broken HAM radio and some some non-functioning flare guns so I could giggle in glee watching them frantically work at them with their tiny little hands desperately trying to secure their own salvation. Eventually I’d let some spare parts “wash up” on the beach that allows them to complete the radio. I’d let them rejoice and jump for glee as they think they've finally found their route to escape my perfectly crafted midget hell hole just to come out from some bushes to smash their H.A.M. Radio with my sledge hammer. I’d keep this mental torment going on long enough that soon enough they would be begging me to end their life, but of course I would never do so. Carlybender would be my new personal plaything for me to enjoy at my leisure as I please.
>>216837498shake him loads to wake up him lol
>>216837470too high or low of an RPM. but eventually you just know
>>216837513oh yea?
>>216837498bet this cunts eligible for £700 a month too
>netflix "we think you'll love this">documentary about fred and rose westwhat did they mean by this
>>216837498Good night sweet prince
i have aspergers
>>216837391It's easy to underestimate how much your arse jungle muffles farts. I remember getting waxed for the first time and before I even started getting my clothes back on I let out a fart that sounded like someone playing a trumpet full of mud. I'd intended it to be silent. I remember the wax lady just laughing and saying "yeah, you have to be more careful with those now haha" Tried to laugh along but as a bonus the fart had left a foul lingering smell so I just got dressed as fast as possible, paid and bolted.
>>216837342what do you think?
>>216837498sleep tight pat x
>>216837550didnt read *caramelldansens on your grave*
>>216837498sleep tight turtleberg
>>216837498whys he sleeping so long
he active
>>216837562yeah, fucking HATE baldies. oh, errr, except for you mate haha
>>216837590Bored of your shite mate
small boat cronem gesturing in his native language to katy to bring some fresh khat leaves out the gherkin minifridge
>>216837535it will do unless its a 20 year old car mate, but like i said you'll just know if you're above 20mph then you'll want to be in 3rd gearabove 30 in 4th gear and so on
aggressively screaming with laughter in the faces of those less fortunate than me
>rational agenthat
Blue is the colour Football is the game We're all togetherAnd winning is our aimSo, cheer us on in the sun and rain 'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name
>>216837535generally1st = 0-10mph2nd = 10-203rd = 20-304th = 30-405th = 40+changes a little by car but thats the gist
>>216837456>so they seem to be slowly importing mainlanders to keep the balance rightnoticed a few times in shops mainlanders struggling to understand singaporean chinese and the shopkeeps getting fed up of them
>>216837603
>>216837621>>216837608thanks senpaitachi
>>216836679Buy one. Or is that illegal now?
>>216837602kek an old classic
>>216837470The niggaz that taught me told me it was every 7-10mph o algo. It's really based on revs but, speed is good enough for driving normally
>>216837550POOROARING
>>21683762140 in 5th gear?alri unc
>>216837621would not catch me in fifth gear at 40mph personally
>>216834001>>216834001
>>216837650>>216837658>erm actually its different in my-didnt ask did i
>>216837659i think you've made a mistake, that appears to be the old
>>216837574POOSPUTTERING
>>2168376585th is 55+ in my audi a1
>>216837650>>216837658
pooing in my hand
>>216837659bro think he a comedian
>>216837574mate
why do people make the new so early anyways, we should wait til like page 6
aidle aidle eeaidle aidle eewe simply cant leave till we suck some more cocks
lil bro thought he did sumin frfr
>>216837705I liked my old car with a 5 speed more. 6 gears are just annoying because of the Reverse lockout - I don't take it on the motorway so, I never use the 6th gear anyway
>>216837724agreed tbqh
get it made or I'll do a dogshit one I'm not messing aound
>>216837753yeah?
make a tv burp editionPLEASE
>>216837724fair plays let get this one to 400 posts
the last /brit/
>>216837765no
>>216837753He's telling the truthDon't test him
>>216837767>>216837767>>216837767
>>216837771good edish for it if i do say so myself
testing him
>>216837525was just saying this down the bookies
