new new labour edish
>>216837767this isn't the tv burp edition i asked for and i did say please
>>216837795I wasn't there, sowwy
nth for the baddiedem
>>216837767mad how people are actually trying to claim labour are right wing shows how left neurope really is
Rosie Jones sex arse
Tried giving Swans a listenMost boring tedious shite I've ever heard. Why does /mu/ act like this is one of the greatest bands
slava ukraina bros…. its not looking good
rorke crying when all the jars in jarburg get killed in elden ring
british women
tried cooking that cheap pork mince from sainsburys but the smell was revolting
>>216837767janny janny!
mr blobby subedish
>>216837812SPAFF SPAFF SPAFF
>>216837828if you think swans is bad try death grips. complete rubbish. /mu/ is a joke
I have a 2.3l diesel hatchback with a 6 speedIt's different gravy on long trips and shows up boy racers if I want to lel
>>216837828filtered
>>216837853Death Grips are good thougheverSwans tracks are 12 minutes of a guy mumbling over a muted instrumental
>>216837833>jarburgrorke failing to open a jar, hurting his hand and coming here to complain and that's what he calls it
>>216837853>he got filtered by Death Grips>vtumor avatarfaggingChecks out.
they talmbout she john wick
connecting a rod which transmits engine vibrations directly from the car to my anus to tell me when to change gear
only like 5% of people should be allowed to vote in elections
Bloody hell Felix Look after your bodies lads
>>216837863thinking of buying a mazda as my first car. mum used to drive a 626 and still swears by it
tried giving myself a footjob earlierbasically only managed to get the tip down therespaffed over my bedroom floor then felt like a massive spastic afterwards
>tfw decent-looking enough for women to be comfortable around me, let me talk to them, cheek kiss and hug them without being seen as a creep, etc>not attractive enough for women to be truly interested in me, approach me, ask for my number, be invited to parties, dedicate me tiktoks, etcWho /averagecel/ here?
Bladee sound like the nigga from gummy bear albumI think he's called gummy bar
>>216837894so not you then
>>216837863nobody fucking asked
>>216837879>>216837882lol okay deafbros
I can open any jar first time. I can crack walnuts and split apples in half with my bear hands. Men often tell me that they find being in the same room as me a terrifying experience. I tell them it's ok and there's nothing to fear, so long as you don't mess with me.
>>216837909
>>216837929i've never bothered to vote anyways to be fair
In certain circles I run in they refer to me as the peanut butter clown magistrate. There is no record of why this is
>>216837920did you vote?
>>216837949yank type shi
>>216837828most music is gimmicky shite always has beenthe good stuff gets remembered
>>216837897Not being funny lad, what's your budget? Are you buying outright or looking for a finance option?If you're paying cash, get a Suzuki Swift. They're fucking class. I had mine for a decade.
trying to hide my massive bryce dallas howard sex arse under the bed before mumberg comes in
farting on my toes
report the Belgians posts. im not downloading an extension to filter one person but it is making the thread unusable
>>216837833rorke empathising with weak jars pilled up with the corpses of warrior ancestors(dead culture), ravaged by poachers(invaders)lefypol empathising with the valiant tarnished(foreigner) who died defending the culture that took him in
mad how the vtuber paedo manages to have the worst possible opinions on every topic he chimes in oni bet he's literally 16 years old
>>216837920how is this related to the discussion of british culture?
>had two cans>feel the need to pop to One Stop for more before 10
>>216837973like 5k. are they roomy? i'm 188cm and most cars are too small for me. i'm learning in a renault atm and the wheel touches my knees even when adjusted
>>216837956Yeah, saw a bitch who ghosted me there
>>216838004i've had all my vodka nowgonna enjoy the buzz before toil
>get a suzuki swift if you never want to have sex ever
of to the french house for a half of guinnessno they dont do full pints thats like their whole thing actually
Gone for a hike
>>216838029never having sex anyway so i might as well get whatever's the most reliable
>>216837831they're both jewsOnce the wars over zelenski will move to israel
>>216838004knew someone who did this but drove there and got breathalysed lol
sweet streams are made of weepoo am i to piss a pee
I knew a chilean here that was a metalhead and he had 3 different fat goth english slampig gfs
Kelly Brook tits sex thighs
>>216838002unbelievably generic and soulless, like all anime
>>216837835put her in a wheelchair and she'd be perfect
Holy fuck /brit/, had an amazing night last night. Met up with some old mates I haven't seen in a while, went pub, got smashed, decided to go to a local PRYZM for old times sake. Danced like a twat for a bit and then got chatting with this cute lad in the smoking area. One thing led to another and we ended up flirting a bit, and then asked if I wanted to get out of there with him and that his parents weren't home that night. Genuinely couldn't believe my luck because this was a cute fucking twink, like "let me see your ID" sort of cute if you sniff my drift. Cute fluffy mid length brunette hair, skinny as, boyish face, big blue eyes FUARK. I ditched, messaged the lads that I'd pulled (left out that I pulled a lad though haha) and we got on the bus back towards his house. Started getting all grabby on me on the bus, even started kissing and that. Some brown lads were looking at us all disgusted but honestly didn't even give a shit, they were probably jealous.Anyway got back to his, he went and douched while I got naked in his room, came out naked too. Made out and cuddled on his little single bed, then I flipped him over on his front and shagged the fuck out of his cute little arse prone-bone. Was jackhammering the absolute shit out of him, panting like a dog, he was letting out cute little moans when my mouth wasn't clamped over his. Pulled out and came all over his face and in his mouth while tussling his hair and calling him a good boy. Went to sleep with him as little spoon. Set an alarm and sneaked off out around 5am, got home and slept until late afternoon. Had some shit to do but I was gagging to come and brag about it here. Got his contact too and he doesn't live far away so I think we're gonna end up FWBs. Fuck man, it was surreal how good that was, dreamlike. Might actually have a wank just thinking about it.
Anyone else completely alone? No family or friends? Just man
Woman at toil still breastfeeds her 5 year old son.
oh are the has-beens who never were on the telly in the jungle are they
>>21683783516-18 year olds have the best tits
>>216838043Looks lovely mate, gives me that wild west feel.
>>216838078why
>>216838081ahaha great stuff
Niggers are just straight up retarded.
just wanked
mental health in absolute tatters
>>216838115I can't be attracted to a woman if I don't feel sorry for them
mad how all this "its da jooz" stuff is actually true they're a self serving bunch
>>216837833At least I saved the little one :'/
>>216838113nice painting
there's this thing in it
>>216838118but what's his credit score?
self serving brunch
was going to go to uni but i saw adverts for both unis i was considering that featured indians and blacks and chinks and absolutely no white people, so now i'm not going to bother
>>216838153honestly idgi. it looks like shit
>>216838179Mental how you probably know more about black culture than many blacks, whilst being an insane Timmy
>>216838198based racismlad
Being a British woman is humiliating A nationality brings expectations and stereotypes that are often true, you expect French women to be beautiful and refined, Russian women to be gorgeous ice queens, but British women brings to mind physically unattractive and classless beasts who eat fried food most days and behave like men
>>216838198just join one and set up a whites only society.
>>216837937>Bear hands
Fuck niggers.
>>216838176honestly could be your brother
fuck niggers and nigger sympathisers
>>216837835corrrrr lydia
are gay
buy your loved one a nigger this christmas
*sigh*
>>216838271You're not a nigger.
>>216838271sc
>>216837783what's the cronem's city break of choice?
>>216837973I actually want the 4wd one of these for my first car. Really difficult to find a car that has 4/AWD these days.Everything has an SUV body, and half of them are just 2wd.Mental
how on earth does this benefit cyclistsdrivers are just going to pass even closer
>>216838274physically gulped when I opened this
Who need they turbussey eaten?
reckon soon your car won't be able to go above the speed limit
>>216838308er
fart on fart on niggers faces
>>216838308um
>>216838308Rorke's ma after a trip to Benidorm.
>>216838308im not eating it in that position
>>216838298That's the pointTotal Cyclist Death
>>216838279cash me outside
>>216838329all white
>>216838002peace peace
the scrandememicus as it were
Every field and hedgerow
>>216838314and why is that a problem rorke? why would you ever need to?
>>216837973>fucking class >Made in IndiaI think not
>>216838367
screamed in a niggers face award
Who would you rather shag?
>>216837783Don't Just Suck It, Finger Fuck It
squimbling and squmbling
>>216838352>Bregoli was born on March 26, 2003, in Boynton Beach, Florida.[8] Her parents, Ira Peskowitz and Barbara Ann Bregoli, dated for a year before Barbara became pregnant, later separating when she was an infant. She is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent through her father and Italian descent through her mother.hm…
>>216838138
>>216838367where're the new buildswhere're the barber shopswhere're the vape shops
>>216838398lampard obviously
>>216838308Ideal woman
lynns not happy
>>216838435thats leftypol done
daiichi ruby and her "varry bast frand" daitaku helios
>>216838389cackled
3pm timmies in sports shorts, noticing a bit of cheeky bunda on some of them lads
sc
>>216838225that wouldn't fly, i think academia is just a leftypol indoctrination racket these days
>>216838435leftypol in the mud
Just joined the Labour Party
>>216838462blow your head smooth off
>>216838329appears acid attacks were just as common back then
fart on fart on niggers faces isnt as bad as the Belgian
i will spend my whole life thinking about world war 2 and how horrible it was and how it was the most important event of all time. secretly i will always wish i was in it
>>216838479Dropped your gay card
>>216838522wasted your life posting niggerbabble again award
>>216838479have you, mister fart?
>>216838517world war 3 is due any day now and will be way worse and you will be in it
right well that's the alarm set for 6am
>>216838419>lampard obviouslyStevie G is better looking tho
>>216838479>Mr F Aggot
might play tales of xillia next instead of ninja gaiden 4
>>216838568He's done
In case anyone needs a reminder
>>216838561my phone when I have accessibility narrator turned on because I'm a disabled mong and tap the alarm next to 6:00
>>216838479I joined the Illuminati
>>216838551i am fat and lazy and unhealthy and retarded and in my mid 30s, if i end up getting drafted then things have already gone horribly wrong
>>216838567I wouldn't say so
>>216838568howling
how are we tonight spazzing out or quite normal
send niggers to the moon
kekw
some days youre the tit torturer, and then some days youre the tit torturee
>>216838580Does anyone have a mustard hanky I can borrow?>puts it on the wrong side and gets brutally raped
hi lads hiya hopws if foing
>>216838597bit of both
>>216838568sre
>>216838580apricot right
driving a tank over an 82 year old disabled mongo nigger
>>216838584Adolf Kniggler
>>216838585yeah they could end up drafting anyone who is able to walk and fire a gun, but even if they don't you'll still technically be in it even if you're a civilian, most likely as a casualty
>>216838551and what will cause ww3? multicultural societies going to war with each other? not likely
>>216838597drinking 5 cans of beer to mentally pacify myself for toil
>>216838011Did you vote for Kast?My ex is chilena and according to her, "Chilezuela" needs someone who's not afraid to get the Venezuelans out.
>>216838651you at home, virgin freak
>>216838580Oh I wonder why every society for the past 80000 years used to chuck these lot off the nearest available storey
Heavy Rain to Hit Perth Western Australia on Friday September 5, 2025
farting chemtrails over a niggers house
*tiptoes into /brit/ wearing two white hankerchiefs*
Are muzzies REALLY that bad?
>>216835048 screaming
pick a struggle
>>216838706you two freaks are disgusting
what is that
>>216838663jews
Might have a masturbation to some very attractive women.
no more alcoholno more tiktoks no more mcdonalds
i am real
>>216838597On pint number ? (Maybe 5) Since 12ish. Think I might squeeze in another with dinner before toil tomorrow. I was supposed to stop at 6 :skull:How about yourself big man?
>>216838749Have you hung yourself yet?
tfw you successfully bait the 4chan "intellectuals" and farm all the (You)'s you want
>>216838585>draftedFOY
always identified with tom and hated that rat bastard jerry
emma watson never a looker. Jennifer lawrence too, both hags.
>>216838726w-what? :(
>>216838783Roll
>>216838805can you explain why you post all of you bizarre gimmicks
This is where I'd put Rorke
just got draughted into the army
>>216838718Thank fuck all those poor cunts got turned into mist on d day. Cheers leftypol, you've won. Not sure what you've won but here you go
rorke drilling into the mystery cylinder
>>216838796can never remember if tom or jerry was the cat the mouse was the protaganist and it would be strange if the antagonists name came first but i think tom was the cat
heard rorke gets chicken maryland when his mum orders a chinese
>>216838580what does "Cums in scumbag" mean...?
>>216838796Based tom enjoyer
His Excellency, the President of the United Republic.
Do enjoy shagging my arse but don't think I could actually be gay tbqh lads
>>216838839why do you think about black men showering
>>216838815Give us a goodun
>>216838861*boris johnson is wheeled onto the stage in an enormous wheelchair*
>>216838845the cat was called tom (male cats are called tomcats too) but the mouse was a little shit who cause trouble for the cat who just wanted to relax most of the time and i think the owners abused him when the rat got away
>>216838809he thinks you're cloggy
The concert is tomorrow. I hope they play Archers.
bahaha
Can't decide if this Samoan actress is attractive or not
>>216838901To be fair I think the owner was a slave. Iirc
Rejected an invitation to the pub tonight so I could stay in and watch a 6 hour documentary on the Franco Prussian war.
>>216838939Wish she'd plot a fat nasty turd on my airways
36 year old who looks 17
>>216838957Got you wrapped around my little finger
>>216838815Roll
i didn't have a mobile phone until 2014, just never saw a need to have one
>>216838946Got an expert on Tom and Jerry lore over here
if i was the government id just employ economists to advise on everything and if the course of action they advose was wrong id just say we trusted the experts not our fault
>>216838996ok
I'M ALL OUT OF HOPEONE MORE BAD BREAKCOULD BRING A FALL
>>216838996FOY
>>216838979ktim
>>216838957Can't wait for a strip of polyester to crush your windpipe
fuck my nigger life
>>216839016scuse-moi?
>>216839030Same haha
>>21683897926 and still get ID'd every time i think my lack of life experience has kept me youthful
lovely safer than ever londonrorke flummoxed
>>216838963alri mark
>>216839053khan's london x
feels like trannymania is dying down, will they all ACK themselves now that there's less attention on them
gollywog upstairs has a wife and kids but brings home white women all the time because hes a racist woggy log
Freshies dropping wrappers in front of leftypols bedsit
>>216839053Now bring up theft, mugging, burglary and assault
what they dont want you to know
Starmer’s ministry somehow makes Biden’s term look like FDR’s
>London is safelmao
the commie needs to win in Chile today
>>216838858wish she had bigger tits to aid my mental wanks of her getting all black airtight gangbanged
>>216839101london is safer than every city in the US
never wank on sundays
>>216839094based neko enjoyer
>>216839101know all about daily life in london do you?
watch out dogberg!!!!
trannymania the biggest show of the tranny wrestling year
>>216839122That's not saying much
>>216839092what is this, a graph for ants?
what its like being an umbunny when the thread is going crazy
Leftypol getting his phone snatched and the freshie feels bad for him because he's got no mates
he barely posts pure satire anymore
>housemate decides to wash his clothes at night despite the fact the washer/dryer was free literally all dayfucking hate living in a cuckshare
my right foot is very painful
>>216838435What's patriotic about defending an unpatriotic institution lmao
>>216838939>I will end matters in my own hands soon without involcing any others which I know will please many readers.
>>216839199mhmm maybe a luh rangeban found him xx
>>216839230Get it amputated
>I will end matters in my own hands soon without involcing any others which I know will please many readers.reminder that heathermong said this recentlyhe has likely killed himself
>>216837814I made this meme to celebrate getting "Banned" from 4chuds. The tranny thread beat me to it
are there any cute british women besides for the e-girls? I think not
>>216839155whats that behind you little bunny
I give up because you gave up on meI am a failure and no one can save me.
Leftypol crossing the street but it's okay because he defended him on reddi t
housemateberg has once again failed to replace the scissors in their proper place despite my repeated warnings, and now i'm left awkwardly trying to open the seasoning packets for my mi goreng with a knife, hope someone sticks scissors in that cunt's eyes
>I wont let them take it any further the Bad Psych threads will be posted 4 times every day and there will be no cuckposting in them at all for this is of importance>The Belgian can continue his work and we can do measures in the Gherkin but this is what needs to happen as Jewish tricks are harming the people and this is greater than I was first aware of but of course this is not news.
The holocaust didn't happen
>>216839336
*furious, raging, burning with anger*you plonker! you bloody pillock!
tummy hurts nowsick of it
how old are you lot that you still have housemates
>>216839376poor you
Lads, do I get gfberg a swiss watch or a pair of louboutins for Christmas?I'm leaning toward the watch (probably a longines or a frederique constant) but got her a bracelet last year so don't want another wrist present
>>216839398My only housemate is your mum
>>216839398i live in a studio flat on my lonesome
>>216839398alri novemcentillionaire
>p-please lads post in my thread. i promise i won't spam my usual rubbish. scout's honour
>>216839217You the lad that lives with Nigerians?
>>216839398i'm a 34 year old boy!
parents gave me $250k to buy an apartment in Sydney when I was 25 just do that
>>216839348problematic post
bike nonce
>>216839273/brit/ was probably mentioned several times in his suicide note
>>216839412Give her a fistula and leave her in the garden
>>216839457Whats the problemIts common knowledge it didn't happenIts been thoroughly debunked Flat earth theory has more evidence
>>216839398my housemate is actually my gf but i didn't want to say as much, less i get shunned by the virgin denizens here for the crime of being born a shagger
diareea poo on the cardsjust before bedtime as wellits not right
mental how shit and useless communism is
>that was an impersonator>i laughed a lot when i read his posts
a bradbunny
rodney you've fucked it up again you stupid cunt
>>216839496Would be an upgrade from jewish capitalism which we live under now
Rorke
>>216839498sc
>>216839074do you hear tek dat coming from upstairs? paired with brisk bashing sounds?
>>216839519
>>216839523nah, its mental how shit and useless communism is
>>216839528thats a cool looking bug
>>216839412I will answer but first, tell me what to get parentbergs and brotherstein
>>216839523communism is inherently jewish, the current system wasn't born from jews but has rather been corrupted by jews over time
>>216839543UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
put the bloody gun down rodney
>>216839523our leaders are communists
got a mate who's 31, unemployed and lives with strangers with brown names and he has to divvy up the electricity bill by usage because one of the browns wants to save $7 every quarterhe's a leftypol though so I assume he's happy living like that
>>216839523Not really. We live in a time period where you can make thousands playing with fake money on your phone, my granddad had to work down the pit for 50 years.
lost in the computer race lost int he nuclear race lost in the space race to the moonkilled 20 million people
>>216839488Well there's your answer, she's a woman.
>>216835894>>216835894>>216835894
>>216839576No capitalism is a jewish phenomenon It comes from the bazzar culture of the middle east
>>216839608hope you die
>>216839608good gimmick
>>216839626
>>216839611nonsense
>>216839608food gimmick
>>216839597ive killed 30 million people
capitalism itself is fine because you get to own your own land, but it went to shit when jewish banks too over
>>216839651>>216839651>>216839651
unc driving at 30mph in 8th gears
>>216839658black people hopefully
>>216839488not very nice to say you want to stick scissors in your gfs eyes is it
2 pork missiles with ketchup and onions on them down the gullet
>>216839661early
>>216839644Need to release single celled fluid onto that forehead
>>216839643Read warner sombart
>>216839585His name? Rorke
>>216839677>read guy whose opinions don't matteryeah i'll get right on that
>>216839745Why do rightoids like yourself hate reading books and being illiterate?
>>216839775why do you take books written by autismo economists as gospel?
>>216839674it was already at 300 bumps
