beachy head edition
>>219547963*plummets*
heskey time subeditionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWP-z4O8Ddo
Just got a 4% payrise and I don't know how I feel about thatBetter than nothing basically.
>>219547950...yh
>>219547976good post
The standards for a meltdown have definitely slipped if that was considered oneMousey used to melt down for the entire day. Now THERE’S a meltdown.
>>219547976Mad how I was thinking of this yesterday
>>219547963*dives off it headfirst*
>>219547986bro is doing 'back in my day' for 4chan meltdowns :skull:reminiscing ahh blud
>>219547963*runs and jumps off *
My mood always dips during the afternoon, as does my motivation. I like morning and I like evening and night but afternoons are shit
Anyone else proper fucking hate women?
shagging a blokes arse as i fall off beachy head
i tried looking up pictures of queen elizabeth pregnant but apparently it was policy to now have the queen go out in public while she was pregnantso there are no pictures of her pregnant
>>219547975>>219547996>>219548005lemming ass niggas
>>219548016What’s for lunch today?
>>219548016such is the way with all men, lad. the natural fluctuation in testosterone means you have more drive in the morning which decreases through the day. then obviously at night you're in rest mode
>>219548004They were good meltdowns tbf
>i tried looking up pictures of queen elizabeth pregnant
this isn't a meltdown, this is just a tribute
Just googled “queen elizabeth pregnant” and clicked images and the first image was her pregnant going on a walk
>>219548020yeah I do they really get on my nerves sometimes
>>219548035I had two baguettes with butter, chutney, iceberg lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes and mature cheddar cheese
Wonder if you could use AI to generate porn of Queen LizWorth investigating.
might give old willyberg a wank
There's only a couple of Bradleyposters when all is said and done
>>219548071Um
would love emma raducanu to milk my cock with her gorgeous caramel thighs
>>219548074It Lent
>>219548087ktimpreferably with this expression
Would it be illegal to AI generate porn of the Queen? When she was fit obviouslyBet someone’s already done it if we’re being honest
>>219548094Elton sponge my favourite
>>219548094Elton John
Well that’s a packet of mince after being left alone for 5 minutes with Elton John isn’t it
>>219548094thats nut
>>219548004i dont care what you say or do. you are mentally retarded as fuck and spend all day here (because you have to be). i dont care its just that you wont fuck off or shut upi will ban evade and come back if i feel like it, so i can annoy you because you have to be here and cant leave - you arent allowed to leave. im going to do literally anything else and then progress past youthat is all i will say about it because the more i do say the lower tha chance of my coming back to actually make your life here worseyou arent good at what you do all day (this or "competing" for attention) or effective at all - its just that you wont fuck off. thats all there is to yougoodbye and enjoy rotting in this shit. ill be sitting here reporting your posts for avatar/signature use because you arent Canadian. also the rules dont matter when you are here. you are a clownthe only reason you have the job is not to do good for this place but so this place can last or put up with you still here - you are a clown and a tyrant though and arent good at anything you do. you should remember that you HAVE to be here - you CANT leave - while you cope with whatever to make your time here bearable or to think that it is. it can be made not-so. you arent effective at anything you do.you are a clown and a tyrant - a stupid and bad one too
>The men's team received a congratulatory call from Trump, who invited them to his State of the Union address and said he would have to ask their female counterparts as well or he "probably would be impeached".
>>219548118Think it’s meant to be a cake actually
>>219548122dont get melties like this any more. he must be on new medication
nary a syllable
Almost done my coffee
so that's it then is it
>>219548028Good. Pervert
my tongue is out
>>219548147He was right in the edge of one this morning I think, but it seems the girlfriend quest has taken over his thoughts so he just leaves when he gets annoyed now
>>219548136fucking love Trump.
>>219548094Mystery scran with mystery liquid on top.
>>219546036
what is EW disabled with
Eating Buldak noodles
I miss my dad
>>219548209terminally online
Just can’t take mouse seriously anymore now that we know he’s an effete disabled mancunian gimp with a speech impediment. When we thought he was some unhinged Glaswegian heroin addict hobo his posts at least had some menace behind them.
>>219548209mental delusions
>>219548209brain disabled
>>219548209Boneidleitis
>>219548175straight into my battyhole please
>>219548136
>>219548209She has autism and anxiety I believe. Not severely disabled but that’s why she receives PIP.
>>219548209boneitis
>>219548237horny bastard
JFK at his Brown graduation
Anyone have that screenshot EW took of his PIP application form where he pretended to be seasideMARK
>>219548222I’d say that makes him a bit more scary. You have no idea how much spice they smoke in Manchester nor how violent they can get. That combined with his strange obsession with collecting discarded electronics to break them down into the raw materials really secures him as unhingedMainly because the only schizo I know irl does that too
>>219548271@DTFIC can you help?
>>219548266*JrWhat a gigachad
>>219548271Get a life outside of 4chan.
>>219548222I'll admit I was quite surprised when I first watched his stream
>>219548266jfk eating some sketti
i can't make eye contact with people
>>219548276Nah he doesnt sound like one of the homeless crackheads that hang out in piccadilly gardens he just sounds like a low test poof
>>219548292why did that cunt look so dopey
Another smoking gun.https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/vSlAhw-cNs2l59l5gokFpQ/I fear DTFIC has unearthed something greater than any of us can truly wrap our heads around.
>>219548296you deserve PIP for that
second day soberfeel lovely but also very tempted to get a million cans in?
>>219548307drunk on pussy
>>219548292ayyy just like mama used to make ayyyyy
>>219548296ktim
Goddamn I want to learn how to fight with a sword, but there's barely any HEMA club here in Thailand, let alone a list field for jousting; but that's way out of my league anyway. What sort of armour do you guys like? It's gotta be the Milanese for me, It Is simply exquisite in everyway; I mean, look at it, how can you not like it?
>>219548307Marilyn monroe sucking him off under the table
>>219548266chadders
>>219548306Schizos nowadays do all their mental ramblings online so they can lower the risk of being sectionedThink his rant about not drinking water did it for me
Ha ha ..It`sa Real photo !!Spurs are Not GoodOk ..
>>219548317right well that's odd
>>219548296I only have this problem with very attractive girls
Just had sausage pastaIt were lush
>>219548330love swords and armour mewish i could get a sword but i'd feel embarrassedsame with HEMAi just bash cunts in Half Sword instead
>>219548338Yep they are SHIT!
apologising in advance as i am on the verge of a melty
>>219548337He’s not schizo he has bpd and just loves attention
Right well I’m in Tesco as I type this getting some cans aren’t I?
>>219548332Died in a plane crash
>>219548212
>>219548005because of this post i learned what height you can safely jump from into water out of curiousity
>>219548361You're sat in your car before you go into Tesco liar
Thread has been nice today without heathermong. He must have had a bennie appointment today
Remember the lad who used to binge eat in Tesco car park and cry
>>219548383no
>>219548372Ok you got me but now I actually am in Tesco browsing the cans>>219548363
>>219548389Well good because he's me
i don't remember anything, my mind resets every time I wake up
>>219548407same
Funny how outer /int/ thinks this is a normie general but we have, by far, the most dysfunctional posters on the board by far
if i lived in the matrix i wouldn't want to wake up and eat porridge with morpheus
>>219548407*rapes you*
*finds a picture in my pocket of 190 walking towards the camera with “don’t believe his lies” written on the back*
>>219548418Nodding slowly and thoughtfully at this post
>>219548381He wasn’t here yesterday either which isn’t like him. Hopefully that spur.us stuff has caught him and rangebanned him.
Help bros:Met a peng girl recently, pretty sure she's from scotland but her accent almost sounds like an american one, which scottish accent is this?
>>219548415really? speak every single language used in generals on this board do you?
>that spur.us stuffI’m employed, can someone explain?
>>219548439dunnodo an impression of her on vocaroo
>>219548441…yh
>>219548439Glasgow Uni
Brekkie
>>219548439shetland
>>219548441>my man doesn't know google translate ah
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/84011858/deleted/deleted/informing you little lad has been shoahedkek
>>219548349Pole axe and war hammer mog swords
>>219548349>wish i could get a sword but i'd feel embarrassedI think I'd feel the same, might pick up the bow instead; it seems to be infinitely cheaper and more popular anyway.>Half Swordfun game, shame about the optimisation. If you haven't seen it you should check out Bannerlord, there's a War of the Rose mod in the works I think its called "Dell'Arte Della Guerra"
>>219548460my siamese twin gfs look like this when they spread their legs
>>219548451Its sort of like a california accent I guess>>219548459>>219548461I assume these are jokes but its not glaswegian.
>>219548460umsex
>>219548439A classic autism tell
>>219548364Do tell. Heard its like hitting concrete
>>219548449something about blocking the nonce botnet i believe
>>219548469RoarSaw his meltdown earlier He really cannot help himself when he starts drinking can he?
>>219548484um
>>219548439Dum-fries
why are anglos so obsessed with the concept of the West?every right wing grifter love to talk about muh western world and it falling apart whereas nobody does that in the rest of europe
>>219548469why did he get banned
Crazy how 190 still posts here under several personalities. I’m pretty sure most of the cancerous posters on here are him, with the exception of heatherpaedo and mousenonce.
>>219548469what's happening there
>>219548521>whereas nobody does that in the rest of europeSimply not true
>>219548476i know :(they're just not as cool to my childish mind>>219548479>Bannerlordcorr, haven't played that in ages
Gonna try Viagra later lads. Bit nervous, has anyone here used it before?
anyone done the "Whats Driving Us" course? Police say I have to do it
>>219548540tedious bastard stfu
>>219548529He made like 60 posts going on about raping Muslim women and threatening to kill the lad who keeps winding him up
umposter face down arse up
>>219548538tell me about my country
>>219548469deary me
>>219548560Your country is the rest of europe?
might have another go at flirting with the toilfu
>>219548521Sounds normal to me, after all Britain has saved European civilisation many times when continentals were slacking, not that we ever get credit for it.
>>219548469all of the off-trip posts talking about himself as wellright freak he is
remember that game made by 4chan where you shag disabled girls
>>219548530Well he openly posts on /box/ all the time still. You can lure him out by slagging off Joe Calzaghe.
>>219548530been saying this for years. it’s just been so long now since he posted here himself that people have either forgotten what he was like or weren’t around when he posted under his trip but it’s definitely 90% him
>>219548567all of it, they just dont know it yet
>>219548580You have to remember when dealing with him that he’s a spacker who lives in a care homeHe’s not right in the head at all
>>219548530Remember seeing him have a conversation on /sp/ made me realise some posters are genuinely insane and not just messing around
remember donny van de beek
>>219548540? you just get really hard for a couple hoursnot sure why you're treating it like an acid trip
>>219548582what
It seems he was on the 'packet'
3pm… good time for a walk :)
>>219548657or just drunk off alcopops and pretending to be on the packet
>>219548530this place is literally his entire lifethe whole debacle with that druggy streamer girl mocking him for being an offputting sexless freak utterly derailed his mind
BREAKING NEWS: Diego has agreed to bring his starting time forward to 12:01am to cover the Gorton and Denton by-election count
>>219548582>made by 4chanwhich poorly researched youtube slop video essay did you learn about it from then
>>219548635I'm worried about side effects.
I took Viagra once and now i have lifelong heart problems
>>219548460UHHH YA CAN I GET A LAWX BAGOL WIDDUH SODAH?
>>219548724What are you 80 years old? Why do you need viagra? Should be no problem for a healthy young man to maintain an erection for an hour
My personal /brit/ conspiracy is that 190 purposefully posts about himself occasionally so that people start posting about him again
frisbeeing slices of salami at my quadriplegic dog’s head
>>219548761>posting about 190 in the big ah '26Unc!
>>219548777*rolls him down a big hill*
>>219548317not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at here
>>219548777https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6fkz4jMOMZ0throwing ham at my nan
where's 190
>>219548779t. 190
Bit grim that loss of teenagers vape these daysNot right is it
eating my toenails
What the fuck has been going on with the /brit/ personalities then?
I remember when homealone bottled confronting 190 when the chance came up I was playing Fallout 4 at the time and alt-tabbing back in to no joy whatsoever
>>219548818teenagers used to smoke, back in the dayprobably better they're vaping if they're gonna do anything
millennials genuinely trying to imitate gen zs by dropping an “unc” or an “ahh” into their posts is the most adorable thing ever
right that's me finished the 2nd can
Rorke buying single fags from the ice cream van
>>219548837I was born in 97 so I am officially gen z. I am allowed to say unc because I'm still 28 years young.
>>219548818zoomer teenagers will never know the feeling of spending £2 for 20 cheap cigs that they bought from some random woman's house, then throwing the pack away after smoking 3 of them
heard about 190 in a /brit/ creepypasta iceberg youtube essay
hairline’s on its last legs
>>219548835Yeah I did when I was their age but those vapes are the equivalent to like 200 cigs
>>219548850anon its 3 in the afternoon
>>219548888gay porn screaming
>>219548879ktim so many hairs fall out in the shower
>>219548761genuinely have no idea who he is or what his posts are meant to be like
what would be at the bottom of the /brit/ iceberg
>>219548882ummerto
>>219548887>>219548888what the hecky??
>>219548882das ist verboten
>>219548895fat cam
>>219548888You've been done
>>219548888god made a few perfect heads and put hair on the rest x
>>219548895Alan Carr sharing /brit/ threads on Twitter
>>219548895Reviewbrah being a former regular poster here and discovering Tim Byrne’s videos through us and commenting on them
>>219548895the missing jannie
>>219548888
>>219548707dunno i played it in like 2012 maybe. probably just heard about it on /v/ or something
>>219548943Seen this posted a few times now yet I never see any evidence to prove it.
>>219548895thailad stuck in a thai prison for life for calling the king a bender
If /brit/ was an audio format it would be MIDI Like them polyphonic ringtones back in the day
>>219548945Tim was known before /brit/. There is an episode of Tom Segura’s podcast where him and Joe Rogan listen to Tim singing a Beatles cover briefly and it’s from before he was ever mentioned on here.
>>219549000
>>219548945Tim is a /Britfeel/ gimmick
>>219548939i've got a head like a fucking gobstopper mate and i'm a skinny bloke i'll look like a mafd retarded alien bald
>>219548582Yeah, what about it?
>>219548895Someone who used to post here known as Oxfordbender has extremely well known parents, one is an MP, most people here would know them.
>>219549000you would know
>>219549005scrnsanginga
If /brit/ was an e-sports player it would be KennyS
think the idea of having a dog goes out the window since you're basically forced to neuter/spray just seems inhumane to do that to animal
Seasidemark is the /britfeel/ gimmick lad. We’ve been over this. You should know by now.
>>219549000You’re a britfeel gimmick
might go for a mcdonalds
>>219548895The Sheikh of Jersey
>>219549047done him
>>219549000Did you post this? >>219548956
Try bitch feel
>>219549048whatcha gonna get x
>>219549029KennyS is a charismatic talented shagger though
>>219549055scr
>>219549063i dunno. i hate mcdonalds but just want junk food because i dont feel well
My head is throbbing team
>>219549095You're only writing that so everyone comments about your dick head throbbing
>>219549095uncle came round to visit?
>>219549095bet your cock is throbbing n aw
>>219549095gonna be so fucking funny when you kill yourself and fifteen different spastic autist “personalities” suddenly disappear forever
>>219549095My cock is throbbing thinking about dumping a massive load in your tight little bussy in the aldi bogs
>>219549107This is his whole gimmick. It’s 190 all over.
>>219549124it's so obvious
>>219549129ktim
five (you)s for that?
>>219549028nothing to scream about in my life
peter thiel is an anagram for the reptile
I invented that gimmick btw
the scran
>>219549107Yes it's the epic humiliation ritual he goes through every dayJust filter him
Just looked it up and apparently cluster headaches are common during the transition between seasons
>>219549141fascinating discussion happening on /deutsch/
>>219549095Won’t be the only thing throbbing when I’m done with you x
>>219549166youll be transitioning through seasons every day for the rest of your life.
>>219549164Nah I never filter anyone. I like surveying the freaks
>>219549166Common for the transition between male and female as well, many of them end up with severe head pain - usually a self-inflicted shotgun blast to the face
Just seen a lass that looks exactly like the ex when she was about 15. Honestly quite concerning.
Does anyone have the link to Sacked Tranny’s YouTube? Wish he didn’t stop doing uploads
>>219549228SnapFirefly
punch the monkey has passed away
>>219549235that lil nigga sold me fent
>>219549230
>>219549235moo deng won
>>219549256SCREAMING
punch the monkey needs to be abandoned and kicked around by the other monkeys, that's how they learnpeople are making a big deal over it because they don't know nature like nature knows nature
>>219549256It’s really pathetic that he does the same freakish routine everywhere he goes
>moderator of r/seasidemark
got the kinks on
>>219549286eh think youre missing onedid he seriously make a subreddit of this general lol
Off to gymtoil
>>219549286can you click "get them help and support"
>>219549286he made that himself though
>>219549305s
went for a walk in the woods today
Esther Rantzen seething that every old and sick person in the country wont be given a suicide pill and told to stop being a bother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjT-NkUKkiQwhat accent is thissounds horrible
day 10 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod
Watching Employed Woman’s new youtube reviews of aldi’s ciders :)
um
>>219549343>Esther RantzenStill would
>>219549342walk in the woodsfound a b-butt plug found a b-butt plug
is this 190 perpetuating his sad little dollhouse larp for the 200,000th time in a row or are some of you just genuinely this invested in his bullshit?
>>219549347is he from fifedunno
There is a very anti-british slant to WikipediaFor example, the page on the cavity magnetron.You have to go three (long) paragraphs down before it mentions that it was in fact invented by two chaps at the university of birmingham and not billybob from tennessee.Think Ill boycott this website in the future
simply dont eat enough me
My cock is throbbing team.
>>219549342it not right
>>219549377who is 190what does he do
is this real?
When i'm on the drugs im desperate to get off. As soon as im off all I want is to get back on.
>>219547963do people ever -ack themselves off the cliffs?
>>219549343where’s that last name fromsounds germanic
>>219549377>190 still posts hereSchizophrenic moment
The fact that EW is obsessed with Giselle is so extremely ironic that I can't not believe it's all a joke. Unless he's so self-hating that his poster character is a man that dresses and acts like a girl but reeks of semen (presumably from his balls and willy) as some sort of twisted digital self harm
>>219549377what does 190 meanwhat dollhouse larp are you onabout
>>219549417>Beachy Head—the UK's most notorious suicide destinationapparently so
>>219549414wonder how this pirat_nation retard gets away with endlessly shilling his twitter on 4chan with no repercussions
>>219549343Old people should die however. Or at least not receive any kind of benefit or health care beyond the bare minimum everyone receives.
NEET hours in this place are just so unbelievably fucking sad. Nothing but dollymongs
Told you so
>akchully ian huntley was a hebephilerorke probably
Six. Seven. Scream.
>>219549469shove a handful of sand in your mouth and suck a knob call that beachy head
raping my own arse
>>219549515s
>>219549496Told me what?
leftypol thinking about attraction to children unprompted yet again
doing a big gay porn wank!!!!
Nearly done with toil for the dayThen I'm off for a full weekThen back for two daysNow that's based
>>219549529makes a lot of sense when you think about who is making the posts
>>219549528This *pulls my pants down and farts in your face*
leftypol getting raped by a thick glistening bbc
SpongeBob big guy pants OK
ok now do the post about rorke
rorke making the new
So that’s Rorke with black men’s genitalia just popping into his head unprompted isn’t it?
>>219549573rorke calling himself based because he's almost finished work
>>219549591Based
should probably eat something. get that bulb out of my car. go get a new one. go to the vape shop. pop into tesco.
proot di algoriddem widda einsteon yung cheldun big bang teeri
Rifle’s favourite tea brand is Typhoo
Rorke eating a bulb
need a game with big titty bitches in it
feel just dreadfulneed a hug
i'll bloody do it then shall i>>219546422
>>219548469Omds
Get it made Rorke.
You will be eviscerated.
>>219549721>>219549721
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