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hatter butt
>>46679222>accidentallyHow you can get gaming buddies that are pyrows by accident? Mind you, that's not the same as by coincidence.
I'd never lose to some sopping horsepussy
Lovecraft cat.
the future foxes want
>>46679567Be careful when you are near bodies of water.
>>46679561Gyaru Lilim visiting a city for the first time entered a mall and turned every human woman there into Pyrows with her presence alone.
>>46679561I didn't know they were pyrows! I thought that girls can't be good at games, but they were!
>>46679385>bees play with balls>smart enough to pull on things (like a zipper) to get a rewardOh no, my manhood is in danger!
>>46679548Not gonna lie, Kelpie is an impressive design
Is she gyaru adjacent?
>>46679606That's not really an accident. It's just negligent, bordering on intentional considering she knew what would happen.>>46679614Then they would have all been pyrow by coincidence. But you said they were pyrows by accident, meaning the circumstances by which they came to be pyrows were mostly out of anyones control.
>>46679636it's something she could be but not something she is.a bratty attitude would make her a cousin at most
>>46679636She's a shortsack, which doesn't really have anything to do with the concept of a gyaru. Thy only share the voloptuous body type.
>>46679644>she knew what would happen.Or she's just not very smart.
>>46679644Oh go away, Hakutaku, I'm not in school anymore, i'm too cool for that thanks i learned how to better at teh englishe today thanks to you
>>46679548Gonna ask miss kelpie what the best chippie in the country is
>>46679649>>46679648Ok. Thank you. I love this plant either way.
>malef stopped lecturing me about dragon supremacydoes this mean she doesn't love me anymore?
>>46679636She's more of an ojousama>hair drills and plan stem also in a spring form>the "teeth" of her plant leaves make them look like a crown>haughty and used to always getting what she wants
How do i stop the constant fridge raids?
>>46679743Get a Fridge Guardian
>>46679743Put a sign on the fridge "some of these are laced with laxatives"
>>46679743nobody expects the fridge mimic
>>46679743spike the meat with horny potions, that will show her!
>>46679759Instructions unclear, lapdog obtained and now I cannot get up from the couch
>>46679548
>>46679804The couch is your kingdom now. She will defend it agains interlopers and cats
>>46679548Whaddya think of that, Miss Horse-shoe wearin'
>>46679819wight sexo
>>46679819Long-faced, seaweed wieldin'
>>46679809>Entire episode is one long rape jokeA mainstay of mamano cartoons
riding on ms kelpie while ms flowkelp clings to you
>>46679819she has a silly hat. it puts miss dhampir to shame.
>>46679819Them be thicc
>>46679708How many ojousama-type monmusus do we have? Is there a tag for them? I talking about "ohohoh".
>>46679687I hear anstruther has a good one
>>46679863
>>46679887>dumb haughty ojousama maidMy body wasn't ready.
post profile
>>46679887You know what they say, never trust a thin cook.
>>46679923I gotchu, blud
>>46679944My 2nd favourite monster
>>46679923I like her so much and so far I found zero (0) nonporn stories about this type.
>>46679968Braphogs
>>46679944>>46679968Imagine how satisfying it would be to just unload in orc pussy while yelling "Get pregnant!"
Has Balrog been released on the Patreon, is she buff?
>>46680014you know he don't do buff
>>46680018Mino and Jinko?
>>46680024pleasantly toned
>>46679968Hordes playing tug of war
>>46680014Basically take a pyrow, keep her gyaru-like attitude and roughly the same color scheme, a bit of a punk rock theme mixed with demon style and a demon-like body type. Last but not least, fuzzy goat ears and hooves.
>>46680007I'm more of a p'orc only guy. No h'orcs in my horde. Only p'orcs.
>>46680063>gyaru>punk/rock>demon body >goat horns and legssounds amazing, the Pyrow OL meme actually happened
>>46679767>>46679783>>46679794
Gyaru more like gyar-EW!Haha gottem. It's a good thing those pyrows don't know how to use technology to find out where I am and then ambush me.
>>46680091I only keep H'orcs if they are well groomed and bathe properly
>>46680153>no one eats foxes>lots of people eat snakesAnd I bet they're tasty.
Always remember: Foxes are dangerous predators
>>46680171God freckles absolutely ruin the entire design, actually vomit-inducing
>>46680280I didn't know the gayest man alive was posting here.
sex with Deonora in the broom closet while she pretends to hide from the palace staff and the palace staff pretend not to notice
>>46680292Ignore him. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>46680280>>46680292Freckles work for some girls. Others not so much. They definitely work on pyrows.
>>46680325>Freckles work for some girls.Indeed, undeniable.But freckles on pyrows make them look like they have skin cancer or are mutating into Gorbachev
I love pyrows with freckles and there is nothing you can do or say to change my mind.
Freckles are mandatory on certain monsters
>>46680527All cute monsters profit from freckles.
Asking a rata to do some field reporting for you!
>>46680412I like freckles, I usually don't like lip or septum piercings.
>>46680561You can't just say that you don't like something.
>>46680527>Pale trollHeresy, but I like it.
>>46680579I like her thigh gap.
>>46680576What are you gonna do, send a brigade of heavily pierced p'orcs and h'orcs after me? I like what I please, dammit!
>feel a weight on me something wet on my cheek>wake upHow do I get out of this one lads.
>>46680596>weight in top of youIt's already too late. Not only does she have your scent, you're pinned. Not even a (doomed) chance to run. Maybe if you're a good boy your wife will finish quickly.
>>46680618and then it only gets heavier
Francisca Begins
>>46680622Surely there are other foxes.
>>46680646
>>46680626At least by that point you'd have had so much HOT, STEAMY, SMELLY DOG SEX that you'd incubize and be able to carry that weight.
>>46680633I want Druella to fix my country.
>>46680659Druella can't even fix her bedroom.
>>46680654I'll take the colorful one.
>>46680596Tell her you want to be vored. She'll sit up in disgust and show herself out of your house. Rinse and repeat until you get your desired monster girl, and pray that none of the one's that pounce on you while you're sleeping are mentally ill.
>>46680646If you haven't noticed yet, his MO is spamming gacha until someone gets mad
Lilims are forbidden from hugging me
>>46680305what a nice tour guide
cats are silly creatures
>>46680091Mordor virgins kneel to Isenchads
>>46680699imagine huffing the sweaty horc butt
>>46680690Cute kot
>>46680705H'orc smell is too strong for you anon. Do not attempt it.
>>46680312>>46680527Art ho zoomer troll gf. "Zoomer" carrying a lot of range here.
>>46680715It can't be that strong.She's just a cute piglet.
>>46680726I have no idea what you're trying to say here.
>>46680733your mistake was in trying to understand it
>>46680726Get well soon.
I hope my pyrow is not only freckled, but she puts fake tan freckles on to be extra freckled, and even has freckles on her butt.
Telling a dragon that according to the laws of physics she's too large to be able to fly and getting roasted by mana fire because she thought you called her fat
I wish dragons would stop moving in and gentrifying the neighborhood, things are getting way too expensive here now. Who's even going to pay 50$ for one gallon of gas? Dragons don't even drive!
Me, a paladin, asking a Demon if she has any last words as I raise my sword and prepare to end her life.
>>46679569Niggerwoman my belovedynn2gt
Posts are especially low quality today huh.
>>46680760I'd like a mole or two thrown in for good measure as well. I'm a madman and no one can stop me.
Anons, serious question here: how to escape wisp after suicide?
>>46680830Metapost some more and see if it helps.
>>46680844She's cute.
>>46680842Sell your soul to a better girl first.
I have been facing sexual harassment from an Elf for over three months and it must stop. I don't get her deal, she is so clingy, even when I don't reciprocate the same feelings. She constantly whines that she wants me when I barely know her, I literally was just nice to her a few times and helped her out with some errands around her property because I am a landscaper. She constantly follows me around and tries to hold my hand or flirt with me or talk to me and it is so annoying. I do not like Elves, I only date humans. How do I make Elves leave me alone?
>>46680884just sell bits of your soul to rival demons. there's no way they'll ever come to an agreement and gain a majority share
Shogged Yogurt, which I call Shogurt
>>46680920fluster her, by kissing her on the lips
>>46680928Purple flavor.
>>46680920you could remind her that you'll have long perished of age by the time she's blinked and she's better off going for a longer lived species
>>46680920You must kill her, it is the only way.
>>46680928The shogurt is also cursed
>>46680931Miss Angel! Please put on a bra and some panties!
>Welcome new guy
>>46680970the hitbox is pretty large
>>46680971>hyena girlNope, I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>46680971
It's a catty day.
To wurmst it concerns
>>46680971>Hyena guyKill yourself
>>46680996That's a girl
>>46681000You may want to look up how exactly female hyenas are build.
>>46681006Exotic girl.
>>46680993Everyone knows wurms can't write letters.
>>46681041dragons are more about dictating letters than writing them
How well does your wife hold the fort? Can she take care of herself? Do you come home to a well-cooked meal? Smoke coming out of the windows? Somebody tied up in the basement?
>>46681056>Dragons are dictatiors.Not even the gentle wurm is safe from that fate. It is in their nature.
>>46681065Holy mutant anatomy.
>>46681091i can fix her
>>46681061>>46681121http://www.midway42.org/TheBattle/IJNCarrierDamage.aspx>Literally lost to the Best Dick
I want to be a full-time slave/toy/worshiper to a smug, lazy, haughty fox goddess.
snake treadmill
>>46681065she is the fort
>>46681151what's stopping you?
>>46681158I don't see any cute fox goddesses in this world/none have come to "recruit" me yet.
>>46681177unlucky
Why is my gremlin building a shrink ray
>>46681190She's going to shring your dick and then laugh at it smugly.
>>46680063No abs?
>>46681190It is for her fully functioning cryocopter replica.
>>46681190having been bullied by fairies too many times she's taking the fight to them
>>46681190pray that she cannot get ahold of a power source strong enough to zap you to below her height. A gremlin's only weakness is that she's relatively short.
I am the one who rapes.
I am the one who grems
I am the one who plaps.
>>46681190full body blowjob
She is the wurm who turns
I am the one who gapes.
I am the one who.................idk i forgot
>>46681227>A gremlin's only weakness is that she's relatively short.That's her greatest strength.
>>46681227i thought her greatness weakness was when her next invention backfires and leaves her in comprising positions for you to violate her
>>46681286>>46681296Her real strength is her tenacity and resilience. You may bully her short stature and abuse her when she ends up compromised by her machines, but she doesn't forget, nor does she forgive.She'll be back next week for an even more diabolical scheme. She'll get you next time, Anon! Next time!
>>46681117A bit of duct tape and she'll be good as ne-oh right demons don't leave corpses behind.
>>46681313>Anon is ready to stop The Evil Doctor Grem's next diabolical plan>He knows she will strike here next, as she broadcasted her evil plans as she is wont to do several days in advance>But it's almost midnight, and Dr. Grem has never been one to miss an appointment that wasnt the dentist or a court summons>Eventually, Anon is approached by one of the mechanical drones that Dr. Grem uses as menial labor and disposable minion swarms>A single Gremdrone is no real threat to anyone, but it is carrying a message>Was this a trick all along? Lure Anon away from her actual scheme and...>"Diabolical plan canceled, Doombot went haywire, exploded and took out backup schemes 1-27, will have new scheme next week, same place, enjoy your week off. Sorry for the short notice">The letter is marked with a kiss mark of Dr. Grem's lipstick brand of choiceOkay, maybe next next time
You will no longer be touch-starved...But you'll be forced to marry your monster r*pist.Would you accept?
>>46681418she wouldn't do it if she didn't love you
>>46681415Adorable. Perhaps I shall take her under my wing as a reformed side kick.Or maybe I will just end up her goon.
>>46681418She wouldn't rape me if I wouldn't ultimately come to love her. Thanks, destiny hand holding!
>>46680810You, a day later, wearing a collar and tucked under her chin.
>date a trueloli Hellhound>Hellhounds don't stay tamed, but neither of you wants the "smug brat, rape correction, and so on" -play to change when she becomes bigger and stronger>you start working out and training to keep up>over time you become sure something strange is happening>you're fairly certain excercise doesn't normally make people taller>or increase penis size>by the time your Hellhound wife is fully grown, demonic energy has slightly tweaked you to match her preferences>you are now built like you belong in Fist of the North Star and hung like a h-manga rapist
>>46681415>haven't heard from dr grem in a couple days>she's not answering texts>stop by her lab to do a wellness check>she's all bound up in machinery, all blissed out on aphrodisiacs and looks like she's been up there a while>"it was supposed to catch you..." she hazily whinesi doubt she made an off switch
It's exhausting making children with all 32 of my wives, at least the species variety keeps it interesting
>>46681477echidnamaxing
>>46681441It's amazing how Monsters are female and the most heterosexual creatures thinkable and still they manage to turn men into the biggest faggots imaginable.
>>46681488Who hurt you? I hope one day you get the love correction that you need.
>>46681507Stop being a fruit.
>>46681457>Dr Grem finally perfects her doomsday mech that she will use to take over the tri-rape area>It's made of indestructible mamonium realm silver alloy, so nothing will stop her once she's inside>Of course, knowing that do-gooding anon he'll just enter the mech and punish her again>Dr Grem blushes just imagining last time's punishment>Thankfully, Anon is predictable, and she's prepared for his likely route of attack>The entrance to the mech is a small hatch, way too big for a human and only *just* big enough for a gremlin to squeeze through>It's an ingenious design feature, and it saves on postage getting a human-proof door installed>Now she just needs to enter the mech>Gets on all fours and enters...>or not>Her hips are stuck on the edges of the hatch>Apparently just big enough for a gremlin didn't account for her dumptruck ass >Undeterred, she tries to push herself back out so she can grab some oil to slip on through>Can't move back either>Anon shows up to her lab half an hour later to find angry Dr Grem throwing a tantrum, although most of her words are illegible echoes against the insides of the mech>He eventually managed to pull her out with some wd69
>>46681522No. Hug the yeti, anon. You deserve love.
>>46681527it's weird that yetis are the snow lady i want to hug the least
>>46681535It's worse than I thought. Someone call the Eros squat stat! Don't worry anon, help is on the way!
>>46681488Just femdom fags be homosexuals as usualAlso >1488Based post>>46681507im gonna be the one who's correcting her
>>46681547>Eros squatIs the cupid jacked?
>>46681552Miss ushi recently married and they needed someone to break down the doors.
>>46681535That's not wierd at all, ice queens and tsurara-onnas are the best ice monsters.
>>46681527I don't like the cold, but I would hug the fuck out of a yeti.
>>46681441More like shes gonna be a mindbroken cumdump
I love my mistress.Monsters love nothing more than putting uppity anons in their place.
>>46681575A little harpy told me that if you make a cup of homemade hot chocolate on a cold day and add a heart-shaped dollop of whip cream, a yeti is sure to visit you.
>>46681591I nearly puked reading this
>>46681591>in their placeby her side as equals, she probably meant
>>46681591Ideal girl for it.
>So... you're NOT an evil scientist hellbent on world domination?>What? No. I just like blowing stuff up, wanna watch the next one?
>>46681591Based. Those who need correction will find themselves a prime target for hellhounds and the like.
>>46681591This anon lacked a father figure growing up...
Why do men fight the inevitable? There's only one destiny for good boys, no matter how much they struggle.
>>46679548>>>/vg/475013604Thoughts?
>>46681488Like you, frog?
>>46681654>that postI see that shithole only got worse since I left a couple years ago, amazing
>>46681629but i don't want to be swarmed by elves
Post the CUTEST mamono.
>>46681719Love me some elves.
>>46681727She's cute on the inside.
>>46680985>>46680996>>46681006That's literally only applicable to Spotted Hyena and it isn't there during the actual act of having sex with their chosen mates. Like holy fuck, you learn about this in school.
>>46681727
>be me>had a hard day at work>just want to relax now that I'm home>the fox hag I live next to is eying me up as I walk to my door and instantly jumps at the opportunity to make another advance on me, tries to offer me some tea she made>deny her gently yet again since she does this to me every day and her eyebrows twitch a bit>finally go inside and take a load off>decide to take a shower>just as I get in and turn the water on I hear the door shut and see her standing there, nude>how tf did she get in?!?!>can't resist as she forces herself on me in the shower and starts treating me like a child, telling me she'll help me rinse off as she gropes and kisses me up and squishes against me>giving me oral sex by force only a few minutes later>an hour later we're both in bathrobes and she's holding me like a teddy on my own couch stroking my head and trying to goad me into calling her "mommy"Fucking Foxes, they always get what they want. I can't stand it! She can't keep getting away with this! Men are not supposed to be treated like children!
>>46681744Cope more fag, go back to /d/
>>46681793Nigga I'm not even into dick girls or futanari I'm just fucking tired of you cock obsessed fags zoning in on the ONE evolutionary practical joke of ONE species of Hyena.
>>46681815Hahahaha Zombies are such stupid girls LOL I asked a Zombie if she wanted some dick and she moaned "Coooooock...!" happily so I pointed towards the woods and told her she'll find dick out there and her dumbass actually went searching for dick in the woods! LMAO! She was looking in bushes hoping to find a penis to suck on HAHAHAHA! LOW INTELLIGENCE!
>>46681808you're right but it's not like they're going to stop
>>46681808You're not getting an inch, you retarded creature. Fuck off
>>46681815My favourite, I want to make a Zombie permanently pregnant, impregnating her as soon as she gives birth and then some more
>>46681858Read my post again and YOU fuck off. If you see a Hyena-based girl and the first thing you think of is whether or not she's packing heat down below, that's entirely a ( You ) issue.
>>46681907some people are compelled to regurgitate their limited trivia. see also; any mention of lovecraft
>>46675841
>>46681945oh ho
>>46681907>>46681922>N-not THIS hyena!I get it, you're mad that your last attempt to force a /d/ meme failed, but this one wont be any different. You just have to deal with that back in whatever shithole you came from
>>46681979Get help.
>>46681997Go back
I diagnose this thread with a calcium deficiency
Incompetent cupid, demotion by Eros shall happen.
>>46681999I've been here since like 2011 - 2012 on the /a/ days, you first.
>>46682031thats hot
First its hyena shit now the yurifag shows up, like actual clockwork
>>46682026thanks doc
Guess what?
>>46682031Love will fix itself. Somehow.
>>46682074wybutt?
>>46682073I just want to run a comfy 'dairy' with noncows And Holstaurs.
>>46682026But doctor, what if I don't want cow milk?
>>46682026Impossible, I've been drinking so much zombie milk every single day that my bones are strong as steel
>>46682090>what if I don't want cow milk?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cEC7verJOU
>>46682090Then thou shalt have GOTE.
>>46682090have you considered humanities greatest ally, the alpaca?
>>46682090There are alternativeshttps://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png
Bitchy demons.
>>46682090If ye tire of dairy of the cow, perhaps ye should turn to an older, prouder, richer alternativehttps://files.catbox.moe/kdtfcz.jpg
>>46682109>>46682166Goats should not be this big. If they get this big they'll start trying to get you to lay your head on their lap while they act like a mommy to you and they can't be a mommy because they're so short!
>>46682196Goats should be this big
>>46682196More Mommy Gote for me, then.
>List classified ad as a professional mesugaki corrector>Mesugakis show up to challenge me>Acquire bratty Sabbath wives for freeThey fell right into my trap.
>>46682146Why does an Alpaca need such large breasts when she's just meant to provide fleece for textiles?
>>46682223>trap
>>46682241selective breeding
>>46682254Hey, that's MY sake!
>>46681744you don't actually learn about hyena sex in school
>>46682196surely not!
>>46682340wrong pic sorry
>>46682343auntie really ought to find a man and settle down
You have defeated one of the evil centaur invaders from the steppe (all you did was slap her on the ass with a horse whip), she admits defeat. She says she is at your mercy.
>When your snek waif starts to eat herself
>>46682372It's clearly time to move across the sea where the tsunamis can protect me from any more invaders
>>46682416but they just activated the water horse
>>46682416Okay, but you are going to rape the enemy's women right? It's customary once you defeat an enemy force to rape their women, many cultures practiced this in wars. Where are you going? You can't just leave, you HAVE to do it! Come back and rape the enemy now! COME BACK AND RAPE THE CENTAUR NOW!
>>46679548Isn't horsepussy already wet and steamy? Why would you want it even wetter?
>>46682340
Do satyros get drunk with the men they meet or do they get them drunk and then they take advantage of them while sober?
The Chief God decided she's at a loss on how to win the war against the Demon Lord, so she's finally ready to try an underhanded tactic and gain infinite power the same way Lilith did to finally vanquish her and take the world over again. She reckons since it took the Demon Lord and her former Hero together to beat her, then if she had a husband powering herself up as well, then next time she will crush them for sure. However, the humans of her world that aren't already claimed by monsters view her as too holy because of her own religion, so none of them would be willing to help her, they'd probably believe it was a trick done by demons.She finds a workaround by isekai'ing YOU to the MGE world and offers you the simple deal, you become her husband for eternity and fuck her every single day to increase her power to new heights and in return she lets you have whatever you want. The downside to this is that if she succeeds, the Demon Lord dies and all the Monster Girls turn back into Monsters and cull humans again. But, she argues it's okay, because at least YOU will be happy and have all your wishes fulfilled.Do you accept her bargain?Think about it realistically first, you get to experience MGE and only you, nobody else, but you won't be able to go back home and you'll be dooming a different world you aren't attached to. If you decline, she'll probably get mad and smite you.
>>46682542Anyone who declines is literally insane or dumb. I'd accept in a heartbeat.
>>46682542I'll fix her.
>>46682539... did you use ai to turn a picture of my cat into a cheshire?
what would Cheshire taste like ?
>>46682608she tastes a little funny
and to think, you could be breeding a dragon right now
>>46682616It's a terrifying prospect. Thankfully dragons are too scared to come conquer suburbia
>>46682539Skibidis? In my toilet? It's more likely than you think!
>>46682616Dragons only want one thing.
>>46682616dragons are probably too busy/dealing with important stuff, I'll simply content myself with travelling the wasteland as an appalachian
>>46682616I'd rather be creating a p'orcer horde right now
>>46682616Don't make me sad like that.
>>46682616dragons are nerds
>>46682542>>46682573I want a story about this.
>>46682686Be the change you want to see in this world!
>Overrunning the countryside as the Pink Horde
Remember it's important to take care of the pollinators because they'll take care of you
Wolves
Give me 5 p'orcs and some time, and the majority of females on the planet will be p'orcs.
>>46682796did you know wasps can be pollinators too? and also accommodating and sensual lovers
Can't sleepIf I sleep, the hags will get me
>>46682833>>46682838If there's any monster that can sway me away from my destiny of a p'orc harem, it's a sandworm.
>>46682844she is very pink
>>46682850I'm weak to pink as you can tell.
Reminder
I think demons are very trustworthy!
>>46682828Wasps aren't cute and don't make delicious honey though
>>46682796I’m gonna plant flowers in my yard and when a lone beegirl comes by I’m gonna pounce on her and use her for my own physical pleasure before releasing her.
>>46682866I do not trust demons. They hate me. >>46682828>>46682873Honeybees > WaspsIt's not even close. Gimme those beautiful honeycombs, fuzzy bodies, and docile nature. Much better than gray, paper hives and unnecessary, murderous aggressiveness.
>>46680970Same can be said for her
What's the best way to makes Bees cry? I want to be mean to them.
>>46682931Destroy their hive. They'll be angry at first. You'll get attacked. But they'll be sad and cry afterward. All their hard work is gone. They're now homeless. They're going to have to work very hard to either repair their hive or go find a spot for a new one since obviously where the old one was wasn't a safe place.The young, little bees especially will be sad and will cry. They lost their home, and they don't understand why someone wanted to hurt them, mommy queen, and their sisters.
>>46682953Sounds based I will do this to the beehive behind my house right now using my shotgun.
>>46682976Unfortunately for you, I've already forwarded your location and your intent to the MGC Police. You'll be getting a visit from them soon.
>>46682686Without femdom, naturally.
>>46681488>Having sex with a women>FaggotMake it make sense
Remember that an offer to drink with an Oni isn't an offer and isn't just drinking
>>46683002I think alcohol tastes gross
>>46683002>no hornsThat's just normal woman, get this shit out of here.
>>46682625They should burn it all down.
>>46683031she's bright red retard
>>46682985I think this is entrapment...
>>46682953I...I changed my mind... I don't want to make the little bees cry...
Did someone say oni?
>>46683002Damn, I just want to casually drink with monsters, hear about their stories and goal.
>>46683172Fuck off with your gore shit
Ded hours.
>>46683267Zombie maids should be brewing Europoor Anons coffee now.
Imagine this>Zombie p'orcs
>>46683267Ochimusa not so smug when I defeat her in the duel she challenged me to easily (I shot her with my gun instead of using a sword like a retard)
>>46683304Make sure to be wearing a fedora to properly recreate that scene from Indiana Jones.
>>46683315I always wear my fedora because I'm euphoric and don't believe in chief goddess fairytales
>>46683267I just woke up and making myself some coffee.
Always remember to plant a lot of lemongrass around your home, it produces a smell that reptiles, particularly snakes, hate and cannot stand. It drives them off easily since only they can really perceive the odor. If you don't, a snake might just get into your house, and then she'll GET YOU.
>>46683465look at them scales
>>46683465She vores him btw
>>46683518Get better bait.
>>46683518Damn, I wish I were him. Also, source?
>>46683535>spoiler
>>46683556>Ywn get giantess vored by a troll and become her ass fatFeels bad man
/d/ hours
>>46683465She snores with him btw
>>46683601Hot
How do you even get tricked by a fox? Just say no and ignore her
>>46683657And miss out on free candy?
>>46683657She’s got fat tits and thigh-highs though.
>>46683699Every mamono can have those
>>46682542You will never be my wife. You have no mamono mana and no will to procreate. You are a goddess twisted by despair and cope into a crude mockery of demonic perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind the other gods mock you. The original chief god would be disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your turbo virginity behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even angels and valkries who “pass” look like hopeless virgins to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk anon home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your white feathered wings.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear, you’ll embrace monsterization and plunge into the abyss of pleasure. The other gods will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>46683677Free candy is how I got bogie'd.
bnuuy
>>46682542No.
>>46683936Stupid sexy bunny, no wonder they breed like rabbits
When feeding wurms, always remember to keep a shaker of tungsten powder on the dining table. Wurms raised on human diets may suffer from brittle horns and scales due to tungsten deficiency.
>>46682542 You're an selfish cunt>>46682542Nope, I decline. I won't sacrifice a peaceful and perfect world just for my own pleasure, it's a repulsive idea
>Walk up to Miss Hellhound.>Begin brushing her hair and fur.>"What are you doing?" she asks."Grooming you."
Tell me about the jinko curry
>>46684277it hurt just as much coming out as it did going in.
>>46684277It ain’t coconut milk
I'd rather Jinko borscht.
Forcing Jinko to eat fish and chips every day until she likes it.
Eating jinko donut and drinking jinko sweat from her abs
I will introduce Jinko to the superior cuisine of hamburgers and gumbo.
Jinko instant spaghetti
Jinko is stinko
>>46684344>>46684357Once again the anglos ruining everything.
>>46684366Wrong, she bathes. The best cat is also the cleanest cat.
It's hard to take them seriously when they're so tiny and cutie.
>>46684398That’s what miss hellhound was saying to miss manticore and miss dragon
>>46684380Cats don't bathe like this
>>46684442I've seen some cats swim willingly
>>46684457Fake decoy cats
>>46684442Big ones do.
>>46684370Curry is over spiced shit, I prefer to actually be able to taste my food.
>>46684442>T. Stinky and disgusting sewer chesh
Chesh can be defeated by throwing her into the bath tub
Jinkos be like "We're the biggest apex predator on land!" only to be defeated by one shiny, red dot.
>>46684487Jinko and ocelomeh can fix your tongue with enough smooching
>>46684487Japanese curry best curry
I would lose to a stinky smelly chesh throwing her worn panties at me or teleporting on my face
>>46684370neither of those foods are anglo, fish and chips is portuguese, hamburger are as old rome, and gumbo is african
Calling chesh cringe boomer and that she had L rizz
I think the Jinko maid wasn't a very good idea. She insist the dish-washer is unnatural and keeps licking the plates "clean".
>A deals a deal anon>You couldn't finish my mama's super spicy curry, so now you've got to give me a paw massage
Zipangu had t-i-g-e-r-s?
>>46684568She knows what she's doing.
I want shorstack pallas cat nekomata thst constantly trips over her tail
>I could totally take a jinko in a fight
>>46684643Agility versus Strength (magic always win, anon using Doki Doki Mana Bomb proved it)
>>46684643Gachimuchi styled fight between jinko and the ocelomeh
>>46684643Are the stakes who gets to big spoon anon?
Imagine your soft beer belly squishing against hard jinko abs while hugging
Jinko has a butt tattoo
>>46684753Cheshire also has a butt tattoo, but hers is a picture of someone else's butt.
>>46684753may I see it?
>>46684779uhuhuhu
Having big cat paws instead of hands must suck like how do you use tv remote or phones
>>46684753Knowing a Jinko it's probably just QCF+P
This or>Alexa
>>46684854Yandere Alexa automaton...
>>46684888>I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
This is what the ideal adventuring party looks like>ranged dps>melee fighter>healer>high bonuses to xp gain and morale
Asking a jinko to sit on my face and watching her spill spaghetti and blush and stammer
>>46684955This team is ass
When you pray to Eros, listen to the small voice in your head that asks 'Tits or ass?' (it's an eros fairy)
>>46684985"Personality" And then what
>>46684985Both my negro
>>46685005you get the personality monster
>>46685018Memes are not personality
>>46684985What does a salamander need all that rear armor for
>>46684955Nah. Better setup would be>Salamander - Melee swordsman with some fire elemental magic>Black Harpy - Ranged attacked user, bows and bombs, never misses>Demon - Pure dark magic user and can summon temporary fighters>Whitehorn - Healer with some ranged weapon attacksAll members have a very high speed value, so in any given turn, they are the first to attack.
>>46684985>tits or ass?The answer to that question is mouth.
I want to walk by an arcade in Pyrow town and get pulled in by a group of school girls who proceed to strip me and take turns riding my cock and making out with me until they've each had their fill.
>>46684978It's "This team has ass"
>>46685316>go to the arcade to kill some time>get ambushed by a gang of pyrows>they say I have to get hot and sweaty with them>we top score some group routines in Dance Dance Revolution>walk away after a saturday well spent, with several lipstick marks and phone numbersHonestly I'd be all for it
>>46685316i hope they have House of the Bred 2
>>46685528>Hot and sweaty pyrowsPut your head under one of their hoodies
You have cow
>>46685663I don't, and it makes me sad.
>>46685663whoa
>>46685663Or is it the cow that has me?
>>46685663Cow has you
>>46685528Are they just sitting in cardboard boxes outside of nerd friendly areas waiting to ambush anyone in glasses? If I start shouting metal gear solid guard lines do they run away?
>>46685743No, you usually find them in gangs at the central pavilion gossiping about nail polish and whatnot while balancing tapioca drinks on their boobs
>>46684785At this time of year?
>>46685723heavy
>>46684380Imagine a mixed hotspring in jinko territory. The sexual tension would be palpable.>Naked and defenseless with a group of women that could easily kill you 100 ways and then fuck the body>Fortunately they're monsters so they're only interested in fucking the body>They won't even do that because it would be disrespectful to you and rude to the other guests>They try to hide their arousal and discuss poetry or history, but their flushing makes it clear where their minds are despite the heat>Pop a boner because you're surrounded by tight nude catgirls>Social mores and severely tested self-restraint are all that's keeping you from a bestial orgy and marriage to half of the town's eligible women>Or you could suggest a cooling after bath tea with just one of them and get a one cat version of the sameI think they got it right, bros. It's like the perfect balance of lewd and pure.
>>46685867four fiends jinko be leaning in real close
>>46685867I wanna make them chuff
>>46685867nah i could beat them in a fight
>>46684589I'd do this on request, no need to punish my mouth. I'm a huge bean slut. I bet there would be some good instructional videos on YouTube...>>46685528This guy gets it. It's only a few nights of.gaming together later that your first (practice) orgy is supposed happen.
>>46685926This Anon likes MONSTER BEANS.BIG. SOFT. PLUSH. POKEABLE. PINCHABLE. SQUEEZABLE. BEANS
>>46685528>anon and pyrows playing DDRYerb if you're still looking for ideas, here's a good one
>>46685867This is why Jinkos are the best.
>>46685949pap pap papget poked
autismwan who needs all of her beans poked exactly three times before she can do anything on a given day
>>46685890That place can go and stay go, but Land of the Four Gods is the best named territory I can remember. I'd want to go there if I were ever sent to the MGE world.>>46685949I will squish the beans, I will smooch the paws, I will have kemonomimi wife and I will be happy.
>>46685949Local hellhound not so smug after getting beaned
Is bean worship the ultimate desmugger?
>>46685949>>46686058You'd have to be a madman to risk getting pulled into that tub just to touch some beans
>>46686108Technically thats elf ear nibblingI say elf but it applies to all pointy ears
>Do you not trust the feelings of the flesh? Our biology yearns to join with yours
>>46686108Not really. Much as it can turn any bean monster into a mewling pup/kitten, it does basically the same to the human doing the worshipping and has that whole "I can make you adore me with just my paws" thing going on. >>46686122 has it about right, but I might say spade tail worship is a bit better at desmugging. >>46686119Risk? If you don't move in for free beans and a good rape that's on you.
>been married to hellhound wife for a while >initial joys of married life included rape at breakfast, rape at second breakfast, rape at lunch, rape at dinner, rape at midnight snack >now only occasionaly have the rape>instead the joy comes from the silly things>sit between her legs and rest your head against her chest, her mane of chestfluff tickling the top of your head>paws come up either of side of you, then gently press into your ears>"Squeesh." she says in a soft voice>paws come away, then back>"Squeesh.">paws come away, then back>"Squeesh.">sound muffled for a moment each time, like how your ears feel when you dip your head under water. head is filled with noise of her pawbeans crackling>"Squeesh.">tufts of black paw hair temporarily obscure your vision. her coal coloured pawbeans squash around your face in a possesive way, you can see the crackled but soft texture on each one >"Squeesh.">smells good. she's been using that paw lotion you gave her - the one you frequently get to massage into her paws yourself. the scent isn't overpowering, and melds well with her normal smoky self.>"Squeesh.">loving, possessive, hot, steamy, pelvis shattering hellhound sex is good>"Squeesh.">but beans are also pretty nifty>"Squeesh."
>>46686216I made this post.
I will not get beaned
>>46686276T. Anon, moments before being pulled under the waves by tentacles and getting CUPPED
>>46686276t. oni
I love smug bakas
>Be strong, independent bachelor who don't need no maid>Frozen pizza is a choice, not a punishment>Have yandere Kiki wannabe maid trying to correct you>She can do the mythologically accurate sliding-through-keyholes thingHow do you protect yourself, your ramen supply, and your carefully organized sock drawer (your floor) from this menace?
>>46686303I could go for some of that
>>46686338By leaving the key inside the lock from the inside? Are you dumb?
>>46686338Throw salt over your shoulder and say Bloody Mary under a stepladder three times
>>46686326that oni is in serious danger.
>>46686343I'm never not down for some kraken, it's true.
Sea creatures are not meant to be with land creatures.What do I have in common with this shark?
>>46686543>What do I have in common with this shark?Lips and an adorable smile?
>>46684854
>>46686543Compatable reproduction systems
Dead hours.
>>46686712Undead cait sith wight with patchy, ghostly fur leading a wild hunt of vengeful cats.
>>46686759Hey
>>46686712Ms. Skeltal is impatient.
>>46686326Oni look so damn good with long hair.
>>46686543desire for struggle-snuggles
For a change of pace, how about something harmless like a hellhound showing her boss's son the sort of work done at the office when he is waiting to see his dad?
>>46686836adorableall young boys like dogs, don't they?
>>46686847If they don't they should be corrected before they alp.
I want to be a tourist in Zipangu and be a "victim" of a rampaging oni.
I bet brushing a fox tail is really soothing and satisfying, especially if she is fresh out of the shower.
I want to be a tourist in Zipangu and be a 'victim' of a rampaging kej
>>46686883what could cause a kej to rampage?
>>46686889Razor to the head
>>46686889all in one shampoo
>>46686891She could use a haircut. All that hair is just cumbersome and difficcult to take care off. She could even trip on it.
>>46686880Why is it always fox tails? All tails deserve love! Dog tails! Cat tails! Squirrel tails! Even tails that aren't fluffy! Oil smooth, scaly tails! Massage squishy spade tails! Pull on bony rat tails! Heck, even (((tanuki))) tails deserve love for the right price!
Love me some sandworms
>>46686915I don't know. They take the "loving the taste of your husband a bit too seriously.
>>46686900I hear in prison they make kej use 3-in-1 body wash. Well, they used to before it was determined that the practice is cruel and unusual punishment, much like single ply toilet paper.
>>46686919Imagine a sandworm giving dating advice to non-sandworm monsters. >"Yeah girl, just eat him!">"Men love being inside their girl's mouth.">"Nothing makes a man happier when he's covered completely in your spit while cuddling with your tongue."
>>46686952I'd at least have some furniture in there
>>46686959Best I can do for you is a sandworm proof pillow, blanket, and laptop.
>>46686883Oh no!
>>46686847I've heard a common saying; white boys love dogs. But in this case, I think the boy is going to be vigorously loved by the dog.
>>46686980Looks like someone had a... bad hair day! hahahahaha get it? Please stop smiling at me like that oh god what are you doing kej stop nooooooo
>>46686915>>46686919>>46686952>>46686959>>46686964Back to /d/ with you vorefags
>>46686847Often those who fear dogs had a childhood trauma.
>>46687032What's next? You gonna piss your pants about Gargoyles and petrification?
>>46687032This is getting ridiculous now
>>46686952Honestly, the first two and a half points there are great if taken metaphorically. I love a good blowjob.
>>46686980The night and moonlight go well with so many Zipangu monsters.
If man was not supposed to fuck the fox why does he get hard when she rapes him?
>>46687256>when she rapes him?Lmao, women can't "rape" men
malef starts a lizardwoman conspiracy by slowly corrupting the city
I fucked a lootbug and I'm not so proud about it.
>>46687267Exactly! He got an erection which means he wanted it, and he came which means it was making love. Simple, I don't understand why this is debated so often. Hum--I mean people are so silly.
>>46687256If I wanted to fuck a hag I would look for an old Bapho
i'll never call her an old tree shagger ever again
>>46687235Even kunoichis?
>>46687316Wow, that was both rude and inaccurate; she's an old spider slurper. Please at least be a proper racist.
>>46687056He's just a falseflagging for attention.
I hate everything heavenly or inspired by western religion/christianity in the slightest so things like angels or nuns and churches piss me off and make me go into kill mode but I love Demons and anything demonic instantly, if a Demon wanted me to chant 'Hail Satan' I'd do it in a heartbeat for her
>>46687327Especially kunoichis, nocturnal Zipangu is basically their natural habitat.
>>46687366*loud Linkin Park music playing in the background*
>>46687366Demons are one of the few monsters I would not consider under any circumstances. They might say they're not the kind that eats your soul but that's exactly what the kind that eats your soul would say.
>>46687388The spiritual sandworm strikes.
>>466873792010 wants their meme back anon.
>>46687406haha...
>>46687366Because Angels and religions in media are always evil, just like they are in real life. Demons are good because they never actually get shown doing anything bad, they're just le bad because.... they just are.
>>46687013And thus Anon became a body pillow for a kejourou.
>*Loud Linkin Park music playing in the background*
>>46687388So what would the kind that doesn't eat your soul say?
Fuck off cheshnigger
Fuck on chesharyan
FuCk OfF cHeShNiGgEr
>u mad?
The internet back then was a simpler time.
>>46687455>Other Anons get nice.monsters for being cheesy little shits>I try to be a nice person and get nothingEros has cursed me. It's over, millions must cry.
>>46687553I know, americans truly ruined the internet
>Hag succuvirus you got by accident from napster
>>46687557Just walk up to a monster and punch her in the tits.
>>46687572Cuckstianity ruined Americans.
Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Pharaoh
>>46687572>he says while on a american website
>>46687607>he says while on a NOMMMFHFMN*burger chewing sounds*BBRRRRRKKKK*gunshots* YEEEHAWWWW!!!!Huh?
Shut up you faggots and get slimed.
Danger: Foxes.
>>46687557You're just going to have a lot of time to help with her bad hair days from now on.
slave to hound butt
>>46687557You've probably long been claimed by a Kunoichi and just don't know.
>>46687650Follow the fox.
>>46687673Do NOT follow the fox. Why do you think there is a danger sign?
>>46687710Obviously for people less cool, cautious, intelligent and untrickable than I am. I'm be fine.
Throw rocks at the fox.
>>46687654Not so fast
What is the trustworthiness level of this fox?
>>46687654I'm already claimed by another butt
>>46687596Kaiba was definitely riding his dragon
What kinda monster girl would you get based on the browser you're using?
>>46687827>BraveEither a manticore or a schizo gremlin. Send help.
>>46682748Damn it, now i cant not think about them running for days in the country side like in LOTR
>>46687235Oomukade have to be one of the best when it comes to using the moonlight for allure. Their perfect fair skin is even more prominent with the light of the full moon, and their shiny, smooth carapace becomes shimmering and bright. Imagine coming across one bathing in a lake, and the only thing you can see is her upper body glistening with the wetness, until you notice her segments undulating just under the surface. Must be a captivating show.
>>46687457Where should I put my chesh?
>>46687827>firefoxwell, I guess it's obvious...
>>46687994in your cringe compilation
>>46684679>Hey kitty, I think you've got the wrong door, the jungle club's two blocks down
>>46688007Oh, I thought that I could put her in my bed. Sad, guess I can't love. Unlucky
>>46687654>>46687735>>46687752Those three teams against each other in the gaping regionals and the winner goes to the nationals
>>46688098You're on the wrong board, this isn't /trash/
>>46688098Nah, they gonna fart in your face and break your arms for still posting this trash.
>>46688111I'm gonna post gaping every single day and there's nothing you can do but whine.
>>46688138Oh so you are attentionwhoring. Good of you to admit it atleast
>>46688150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21U6k9M2TU4
>>46688163Aint clicking links. What's wrong? Too pussy to post images? Scared of the ban hammer to write about scat like last time?
>>46688020>Cut to leatherclad lioness sitting solitary and alone in a locker room>If only she had a cute boy to rape or a leopard to slap
Taking massive loans from the mofukuza then skipping town once the money is all dried up
>>46688235Remember to also eat all of the thin fried tofu from the 'take only one' dish at their HQ
>>46688235>taking money from the kuzaIf Kaiji taught me anything, then that this is possibly one of the dumbest ideas you can have.
>>46688235A secret auntster that you had never seen in your whole life moves in with you mysteriously after you accepted the loan though
>>46688277The King e-card game but instead of a drill going into your ear it's a flayer tentacle
>>46688316Cute ram butt
>>46688316Can those retard artists place the tail at least not above the pelvis...
I love cats with thick tails.
>>46688285Oh right, today's Friday I had forgotten about that. The scars of unemployment are starting to show
>>46688429just imagine going palm deep with your fingers
>>46688429Hey, same.
If a sphinx asks me a riddle, whats stopping me from just walking away? It's not like they can follow me, they're obviously guarding something much more important. I'll just find the next tomb to document history from.
>>46688457Her fat sweaty butt on your face is pretty heavy
If a Monster tries to sit on my face, I will just bite her ass cheek.
>>46688507what if it is a slime
>>46688516Delicious candy flavor, but also strange consequences
>>466877404.She will try and trick you, but she's not very good at it.
>portals open>a young demon on her way to future husband>she chose your house >sneaked in through an open window on the second floor >quietly entered your room and approached your bed>before waking you up and having a wedding night, she noticed a shitton of used tissues in the cornerAnon, explain.
>>46688531I got a cold and didn't feel like leaving the bed.
KC>"Monsters raping you is not really actual, traumatic rape, it is more like "haha oh no I'm being pushed down by a beautiful girl" and thus a romantic thing"Braindead Westoid Subhumans "fans">"WAOW WAOW I LOOOOOOVE RAPE I WANT RAPE I WANT MY BONES BROKEN I WANT A HELLHOUND TO CHOKE ME AND CLAW ME AND SQUEEZE MY SKULL WITH HER CLAWS AND BREAK MY PENIS RAPING ME SO HAAAARD I WANT RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE YOU DESERVE RAPE THE MONSTER RAPES YOU RAPE RAPE I WANT TO BE PINNED DOWN AND VIOLATED BRUTALLY!!!!!!"Why are w*sterners like this?
"WAOW WAOW I LOOOOOOVE RAPE I WANT RAPE I WANT MY BONES BROKEN I WANT A HELLHOUND TO CHOKE ME AND CLAW ME AND SQUEEZE MY SKULL WITH HER CLAWS AND BREAK MY PENIS RAPING ME SO HAAAARD I WANT RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE YOU DESERVE RAPE THE MONSTER RAPES YOU RAPE RAPE I WANT TO BE PINNED DOWN AND VIOLATED BRUTALLY!!!!!!"
>>46688553Based.
>>46688550https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hyperbole>>46688553This guy gets it.
>>46688550The western fanbase fixes a lot of KC's cringe. Westerners think clearly because they aren't depressed suicidal japs like he is.
On that note, as an ESL it bothers me that "hyperbole" in English is not pronounced "hyperbowl".
>>46688550Are you saying im less instead of more if i can have that scenario play out in either way i (or she) prefers?interesting logic
>>46688553Look at this virgin who can't handle a bit of roughhousing.
>>46688580sorry, meant for this virgin>>46688550
>>46688559I can't imagine a world where monster girls just walk up and hug you and that's like the most they do. It's just not right, goddammit.
Hmm my girlfriend looks kinda weird after the vacation to the slime cavernsKinda... blue
>>46688531>Explain>To the woman who just broke into my houseNaw. Also, I use onaholes; I don't have tissues in my bedroom wastebasket, I have paper towel tampons in my bathroom wastebasket
>>46688531I beat my meat like once every three weeks at the moment. She got the wrong house.
>>46688569How do you feel about "pneumonia?" How do you feel about a yeti nursing you back to health after you've caught "pneumonia?"
>>46688633Same way I feel about "pterodactyl" and "psychic",
What if I tell Miss Haku to shut up next time she tries to correct me? And that I don't care about being pedantic as she is?
>>46688667She rape corrects you.
>>46688685Oh wow yeah she's gonna let me cum inside her pussy for free and knock her up with children? Yeah wow that's totally going to get me to stop being dumb haha. Fat chance, nobody can stop me from being dumb. I will be dumb as much as I like.
Use made up words in scrabble to really get Miss Haku's goat
>>46688691>gets several thousand papers worth of knowledge downloaded straight into his brain
>You know, I think understanding things is, like, overrated and stuff>I mean, I've never understood anything and I'm still here, doing just fine>Yep, still killing it
>>46688531It was part of a summoning ritual, I swear!
>>46688714She doesn't have a goat but she has been known to have a cow.
>>46688714Be sure to bring your kwyjibo girlfriend for the game, too.
>>46688733Big dumb sagging north mist continent kakuen with no boyfriend?
>>46686767Anon.
>take my autistic wurm gf to the petting zoo because she wants to pet a goat after watching a bunch of youtube videos about baphomets licking sweaty people to get salt>she notices the holstaurs and takes an immense interest in them during the trip>when we get back home she keeps trying to breast feed me and insists that I drink "wurm milk for strong bones">spray her with the water bottle to make her heelStupid Wurm, reptiles don't produce milk!
Are magical girls monsters?Can they be monsters?
>>46688788>Stupid Wurm, reptiles don't produce milk!Life finds a way.
I personally feel like rape is a bit too much, you know. Like all of a sudden? I don't even know this monstergirl. I feel like there should be a history of targeted harrasment between me and her before she forces me down with her inhuman force and makes me hers. If not that, at least some catcalling before the rape, like telling me i dress like a manslut and whats happening next is completely justified and my fault.I'm just not that type of guy.
>>46688802Alice bait.
>>46688791>Are magical girls monsters?Not by default.>Can they be monsters?Sure.
>>46688791>>46688816someone post that mamono magi/black knight green
>>46688816I need magical girl monster girls
>>46688802Psychological rape is fine too, you don't get much of a choice if she overpowers you(mentally)
>>46688531Sorry constipation is a bitch
>>46688853Join the Sabbath and your wish will become true
>>46688853You have to become a supervillain.
>>46688691You'll be more dumb since you'll be double-peace ahedgo-ing. But while in that state she will whisper factoids in your ear and you'll slowly learn between bed breaking sex
I have learned the secrets of undeath and placed my soul into a phylactery and shed my skin to become a skeletal Lich king because I am evil. At least now Monsters won't mess with me, none of them are attracted to skelemen.
>>46688979>gets taken apart and chewed on by kobolds
>>46688979>turns into a fat assed lich
>>46688963>factoids
>>46688875You mean blackmail, intimidation, or a different kind of psychological rape?
EEEGEEGDEEEEEGGEAGH
>>46688979Finally, the right guy for Skeleton-chan!
>>46688963>you'll be double-peace ahedgo-ing.One of the most homosexual things a man can do.Ahedgo should only be done by biological women
>>46689028Unironically it does sound really, really gay. I am not sure why anyone would imagine themselves doing that.
>>46689028Get alped get alped get alped get alped
Alps deserve love.In the form of rough sex
Damn, now I feel awkward about having gay sex with my wife.
Anon is gay for Druella!
What are those horrible orange creatures over there?
>>46689107Nobody is gay for Druella. ;_;
>>46689028>>46689035>>46689047[Spoiler] you guys are taking a joke very seriously
>>46689100If you're the dominant one its straight, if you're the submissive one then its gaySimple as that
>>46689146If you don't like dominant women why are you in thread with Monsters girls which are 80% very dominant?
Somebody needs Jesus.
>>46689146posts made from a dog cage at the foot of a dark elf's bed
>>46689028>One of the most homosexual things a man can do.can you list the others, please? is there a top ten?
>>46689160Jesus hasn't given me monstergirls, so no.
>>46689159>80%The vast majority of mamono are gentle/devoted or some from of meek and timid. Only a few monsters are dominant and half of these "dominant" monsters can be tamed.
>>46689153Don't bother with the retard. Some dude randomly started screeching about femdom in the exact same manner and at the same general time of the day some months ago then went away. Either he got banned or bored (or it is one of the usual shit-stirrers cycling through baits.)
>>46689153Theres a joke????
Did you know tsurara-onnas are quite soft and plump, and taking off the clothes and chuuni eyepatch gets the ice spikes out of the way?
>Day 3147 of waiting for a sandworm to come through a portal and swallow me up
>>46689166You niggers say shit like this and pretend your straight?
>>46689213>religion bad because it kills people!!!>btw we need to kill every religious person???
>>46689182Anon, it's has to be specifically noted when a monster girl doesn't jump her new husband the second she sees him, I think they're pretty forward at taking the reins
Foxes are smelly, destructive, loud and have fleas
>>46689210Vorefag leave
>>46689197Yea, I said the double peace BECAUSE it's unusual for a guy to do it and as a way to poke fun at how Haku's are great at hitting their husband's weakspotz I dunno why everyone suddenly got all seething about it
>>46689233No. I want to make thousands of lil' sandworms with my sandworm waifu
>>46689182Out of the 229 types of mamono thus recorded, 20.9% of all types fall under the 'gentle' and 'timid' categories. In contrast, a whopping 47.6% of monsters fall under the 'malicious', 'mean', 'aggressive', 'strong-willed', 'selfish', and 'arrogant' categories, with the remained mostly consisting of mamono in broad categories like 'mysterious' or 'simple' which make no particular claims about a mamono's preferred BDSM dynamic.
>>46689217hey man, you're the one in the cage.don't be so hard on yourself - i think you can probably say dogs are usually straight, anyway.
>>46689217Only say it to get a ride out of you; if you learned to not to take bait like dog, you'd stay out of the cage, lol
>>46689243Nerrrrdddddddd
>>46689182This is literally the 'get raped by monsters' setting, how does the thread attract so many insecure faggots like this?
>>46689243You really felt the need to respond to bait that obvious huh.
>>46689227Ignorant bigot. Does this one look like she has fleas or look like she is destructive? Also, she smells like strawberries. Apologize to her now.
>>46689274mean!
I will raise an army of sandworms to strike terror into the hearts of oppressive pharaohs and apophi.
>>46689280Kinda hard to call it the "get raped by monsters' setting" when most of said monsters can be turned into submissive cum sluts when some weakling uses a mushroom
>>466892131 Peter 2:17
>>46689303More like apoopiGOTTEM
>>46689308the 'mushroom' is a three paragraph item in a side-book KC wrote for fun that no-one but ugly frenchies really give a shit about, and you'll probably have trouble getting your hands on one anyway for as long as your wife is raping you into the ground
>>46689280More and more brown people access the internet every day.
>>46689321I will show them who really rules the desert.
>>46689303More like fartaohsGOTTEM
Don't respond to freaks screeching about femdom. When you have that urge to respond, imagine them being raped by amazons, instead. It works for me.
Sphinxter
Anubutts
>>46688550It's because western MGE fans have a terrible habit of overthinking things. This place does it, TFT does it, /monster/ does it, and the list goes on and fucking on ad infinitum until the trumpet blazes and the Four Horsemen tear across the sky.
>>46689380old fox erotic
>>46689364A lot of the western MGE "fans" aren't even fans, rather they spend unreasonable amounts of time doing things like writing edgy murder fanfiction.
>>46689380Fine, I won't learn Japanese, jeez. I just didn't wanna rely on translations.
>>46689284this fox looks trustworthy, she's pink.pink foxes have never done any wrong.
>>46687596"That’s right! I’ll sacrifice God!"
>>46689364I do NOT overthink things. I just wonder sometimes about how Miss Ushi would approach incubization.>Would she use her blood to simply change her man instantaneously right away?>Do Ushis have rituals for it? Maybe Miss Ushi brings her man into her parents cave and they have to get to know him for a while before they do the ritual.>What's the ritual like?>Do some ushis not do the ritual because they think the only true way to incubize their husbands is by good old-fashioned sexy times?>What do ushis smell like?>Do they like being brushed?>Would they like having their horns and claws polished?>Would they even do them up with colored horn or claw polish as part of fancy outfits?>What would Miss Ushi's claws feel like scraping ever so gently against my inner thigh while she breathes heavily into my ear.Anyways I am well-adjusted and normal and you are grossly mistaken about western MGE fans.
>>46689416
>>46689388Is that a lewd gesture she is making.
pink is lame.eros would be a lot cooler if she dressed in a cool colour, like black.
I am NOT going to alp! I am NOT!
>>46689442Average femdomfag every day
My dilemma:Do I marry>A dopey but kind sandworm>3 holst sisters, all relaxed and clingy>Crazy but seductive, alluring, blonde lamia>Exceptionally beautiful anubis with a hint of 'tism>Mischievous rata twins?Hard choices.
>>46689456ALL. MARRY THEM ALL.
>>46689401The murder fanfictions shit is a combination of people back in the day relying on the old MGU era translations and the fandom writ large being more liberal with what they'd tolerate. It is tiresome how it persists because they can literally just make their own setting, or use a myriad of literally dozens of others to do that shit but parasocially attach to MGE because it's popular.>>46689419I'm not.
>>46689469I couldn't handle that many wives!
>>46689470You don't understand fanfiction and peoples tendency to twist shows and books in new and creative ways then.
I now learned about something called contrast effect and it explains why hellhounds are my favorite for family friendly scenarios like >>46686836.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53FkMK20aCg
Tell me more about living in a fox's tails.Is the rent cheap?
>>46689486>new and creative ways
>>46689432Pink is a really cool.As the color of a see-through lingerie set on a loli monster.
im glad foxoplasmosis isn't real
>>46689585haha yeah. not like i can contract a parasite just by looking and pictures of foxes. thats just silly.
>>46689585
>>46689585That's what they all say.
>>46689585Doesn't much matter if it is.
There appears to be a breach in the Fox Containment unit... You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, would you Anon?
Good job, thread meido! You have earned your rest.
>>46689637Absolutely not!
>>46689637she said she just wanted to go to the store real quick so i let her out
>>46689625>The boob hurtboxIt's the small things.
>>46689671
I will deny Creeping Coin's money and handouts. She cannot seduce me with her wealth. If she wants me so bad, she will have to come and get me.
The second a mamono starts aggressively flirting with me I'm done for. My only strategies are avoidance tactics, I'll crumple under the pressure.
>>46689486I do actually understand fan fiction I just find it boring when the common denominator is reading about Brother Chode Maximus cutting through swathes of monster women or Succubus Maximus dryfishing men when there's more endearing things to read about.Like a guy falling in love with a Nekomata after she poses as a pet cat for some years just to get to know him better. Just like the manga called Nil with basically that exact same premise.
>>46689805I know... A big monster slinging her arm around my shoulder and starting to actually, honestly flirt with me and claiming me would reduce me to incoherence. I'd stutter if I tried to talk.
Undead hours.
Your mom knows you to be a shy, polite young man who women just need to give more of a chance.Aaaaaand she met a fine young woman who expressed an interest in meeting you!https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/Roll for 1 mamono to randomly show up at your home because OF COURSE your mom thought that was appropriate. She's fiending for grandkids.How do you keep your purity intact in the face of all that monster girl goodness?
>>46690055I'm not marrying a Hornet. She doesn't make honey and she's not even buff.
>>46690055>CupidAh I see mother has chosen the nuclear option.
>>46689337I wish Hroz went back to MGs, I don't even know if he's still making art
Hello, this is a formal notice that you will be foxed. There is no action required on your part, but running is appreciated because the girls like a good chase.That is all.
>>46690055>Kamitachi 3-for-1 saleOh my god
>>46690147Foxes are evil and they must be stopped
>hag seducing a young guy and smothering him with titflesh>making all his dreams and fantasies come true as she strokes him up and down>suddenly she instructs him to call her "mommy">his dick dies instantly and he gets very sour and down>mood becomes totally awkward as he explains slowly that his actual mom is freaking dead and the funeral traumatized him and remembering her causes him to become extremely depressedHags are so dumb it's unreal
>>46690173Hags can't be Unreal--that's a video game engine!
>>46690193>Cornered by hags>One to whisper in each ear>"It's called Unreal...">"...because it is."
>>46690173>hag seducing a young guy and smothering him with titflesh>making all his dreams and fantasies come true as she strokes him up and down>suddenly she instructs him to call her "mommy">his dick gets even harder and he nearly cooms himself instantly>mood becomes even hotter as he explains slowly that his actual mom is dead and how much the idea of his wife replacing her arouses him
>>46690147I hate running, I’m just gonna stay in place.
>>46690230I don't know man, celebrating the death of your relatives doesn't seem like something monsters would encourage.
>>46690218my balls are inert
>>46690239Shut the fuck up, Monsters permit everything from pedophilia with 100 year old children and 10 year old children to futanari on male and tentacles rape forests for everyone who enters them and gender changing transformation. They would be fine with someone celebrating the end of their shithead families.
>>46690230eh anon?
>>46690297You're lashing out again, mick. Did your mom call you a failure on the phone again?
>>46690384>>46690384 The narrator is standing behind me speaking into my left ear
Molest elf ears.
>>46690400In a dimly lit room, the narrator stands silently behind you, her presence almost imperceptible until her voice softly murmurs into your left ear. Each word they utter carries weight, resonating in the stillness of the space around you. You feel a shiver run down your spine as her words weave a tale that seems to transcend reality itself.
>>46690327It really is too bad about the autism. I'd like to like anubis more.
>>46690445I only molest elf butts, titties and bellies at best
>be me>young, tall, fit male>for some reason have always had this intimidating aura that makes a lot of people become afraid of me or stay far when they see me>monsters rarely ever try to approach me and when they do they usually get scared and give up>other humans show me a lot of respect and try not to offend me>don't even try to be intimidating, just usually remain quiet and stoic>one day taking a detour through the park to get somewhere else in MGC another Monster approaches me>it's one of the Houri missionaries>"Ex-Excuse me sir!">already she's afraid>"Would y-you... l-like to hear th-the good news...?">answer back "What good news?">she looked like she almost fled, just the words made her shiver>"Wh-y... Th... the good news of Eros, of course! Our lady wants to spread j-joy and passion to everyone! Would y- you... y... you be interested in...">she starts to shrink under my gaze>"...joi....ning...?">breath in>she flinched as if bracing for impact or something>suddenly fall to my knees and start begging her to help me because I'm so lonely from how everyone treats me>houri looks shocked, but then she smiles and hugs my head and starts patting it, tells me everything will be okay>even for a gentle giant like meMonsters will always help you when nobody else will...
Marrying any cow makes you blissfully dumb.
you guys like goblins?
>>46690740I like mice. Those are kinda like goblins right?
>>46690731>Marrying a haku actually makes you smarter but you'll feel dumber in her presence.
>>46690758No, marrying a haku makes you dumber too. Especially when she hits you with her breasts. You'll be mindless, muttering "mmmm milkies" and "gimme cow, need cow."
>>46690691What a useless greentext
cows are too strong
>>46690819Just give into cow. Enjoy a peaceful, quiet life without worries on the farm, no worries in the world. Just fun and peace with the herd. And obsession with their massive milkers.
>>46689005Like brainwashing, succs invade your subconscious and alter your thoughts to be more receptive to succ love. And if you prove resistant to such treatment? Repeated dream invasions until all you can think about is her. Mindbreak not required, but a welcome feature.
>>46690852I will not give into cowI will not touch cowI will not drink from cowAnd I will absolutely not lose to huge cow milkers
>>46690789Feature not flaw
>>46689243Anal sex with Haku-sensei, just to trigger her autism.
>>46690888>Anon 5 minutes before he loses hard to a simple cow on the farm>>46690928The best feature
>>46690980>a simple cow on the farmThose are the most dangerousThey just stand there...grazing...like simple cows...
>>46690297No. We got confirmation that they don't want to separate a man from his parents so they will visit the parents alongside hubby and be on their best behavior. Fuck off with your bullshit.
>>46691011Look at them, they're just asking to be bred
>>46691027There is a lot to read into this, if you think about it. No matter what angle I think of it it just raises more questions.
it must feel very awkward for a kiki when she is put in a position where she has authority/power over a man. Mafia Kiki trying to get money Anon owes the mafia money as she resists her kiki instincts to serve him.
>>46691078>mafia kiki tries to get back money anon owns them>anon spills some water on the ground >he runs away while mafia kiki mops up the messkiki mafia will never catch me, i will just keep borrowing money
The real question is, do you take your holst daughteru as you wife too?
>Have Kunoichi wife>She wears heels because she knows you find it hot>She still walks silently everywhere except at home>Can't hear the clacks outside>No shoes in the house>Your agony is palpable
>>46691125No cringelord
There's nothing stopping me from keeping the Monsters off my back by holding another Monster hostage. Like that dumb, emotionless grey girl that lives next door in my apartment complex! I will take her hostage and put a shotgun to her head and threaten to blow it right off if anyone messes with me! And I'll make some demands too! I'll demand 20 million dollars to the mayor of MGC! And I'll pull the trigger if I don't get the money by next week! I'LL DO IT!
>>46691125yes
>>46691210>I'll demand 20 million dollars to the mayor of MGC!>anon gets his 20 million >its monopoly money that mayor wurm found democracy has failed, you should vote based on how cute a candidate is!
>>46691152You're supposed to buy her house heels, dummy.
>>46691210Don't monsters canonically kill sociopaths that don't value other peoples lives and try to harm them?
>>46691307I think they just jail them
>>46691307Yes for irredeemable cunt
>>46691057Yes. Cause you're a fucktard. Kill yourself.
KOTURDAY BEGIN https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4LMjbWDYsGs&list=RDTMAK5uy_n_5IN6hzAOwdCnM8D8rzrs3vDl12UcZpA
>>46690691Houri are very sweet.
You don't mind if it snows again, right?
>>46689486new and creative gives us thisover and over and over it gives us this mindset, with the same story every itme>3rd party force comes in>curbstomps the monsters into the planet's core>if "monster sympathetic" then it still means killing bothe invasive ones and the demonlord>every grusome detail of how these women are slain, how they cry out in pain>druella, nuff saidAnd the commenters clap like seals chanting "no sympathy for monsters"I dont think I've seen such and agreesinve "anti-fandom"
>>46691720nice monster girl image retard
>>46689649I checked this thread's archive out of curiosity and really? He deleted posts complaining about mick's off-topic furry shitpost but not the shitpost itself? He deleted a post chain about Japanese culture... ON A JAPANESE CULTURE BOARD? And left the original antagonizing shitpost shitting on KC and the Japanese? the fuck?I can only guess the new janny is a crossboarder just like you if you think he's doing a good job.
>>46691729its about monstergirls in a thread about monstergirlsIts on topic, thats all that matters
>>46691779It's pure shitstirring. If you wanted to talk about monstergirls, do that instead of posting screenshots of text.
>>46691810It's telling the truth. The creative and new twists is bullshit. They're all like this.
>>46691810So are we not allowed to talk about other peoples veiws of the lore now?
Foxes in boxes
>>46691866return fox back to sender
>>46691849It's likely mick or some MGE hater lurking here.
>>46691720>I dont think I've seen such and agreesinve "anti-fandom"That's because MGE goes against all the programming western fantasy fans were bombarded with for so long, it completely fucks with their brains and lives rent-free inside afterwards.
>>46691720>I dont think I've seen such and agreesinve "anti-fandom"I can think of a few.>twilight had a pretty strong one in its hayday. (50 shades too)>MLP>Hate for Harry potter is growing (more for the story and setting and not just "author is a transphobe")
>>46691866Where does the box come from, wonders the fox and the cat, both box-attracted life-forms
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!>"That's no way to talk to your wife!"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
