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QOTT:
1. What's the most recent book you've finished and what did you think about it? Would you recommend it?
2. What book(s) are you currently reading?

Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads.

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>>35518992
>QOTT
The Black Company by Glen Cook. 100 pages in, and it's pretty good so far. If you like grimdark and solemn people dealing with fucked up fantasy shit, it might be your cup of tea. Kind of reads like a novelization of an 80s tabletop game.
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>>35518992
>QOTT:
>1. What's the most recent book you've finished and what did you think about it? Would you recommend it?
Can't remember but I think it might have been Goodbye Things by Fumio Sasaki. Its a good book on minimalism.
>2. What book(s) are you currently reading?
Jojo Part 9
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>>35518992
>1. What's the most recent book you've finished and what did you think about it? Would you recommend it?
Nona the Ninth. Why wouldn't I recommend a series about lesbian necromancers in space? I had some complaints about Nona but speaking on them would spoil plot. Join the Alecto the Ninth waiting room with me
>2. What book(s) are you currently reading?
A lot of manga that I don't care to list
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exciting! who's going
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>>35519696
ME!!

T. a Black Queen
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>>35519837
fucking sick!!! festival season now!
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Surprised noone is talking about the Billie Eilish rolling stone article yet.
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>>35519849
probably because she's megacringe
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>>35519887
an k stew isn't mega cringe?
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>>35519876
Are you insinuating that a woman jerking off in front of a mirror means she has AGP?
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>>35519837
>Black Queen
I worship and appreciate you
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Would you date a girl with albinism?
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Do anons here prefer Fumi or Moeka?
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>>35519936
Thats not AGP you retard.
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>>35519898
never said that, but at least kstew is relevant to the thread
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>>35519876
Imagine you've made millions because people want you to talk about yourself in the most private ways
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>>35519936
Lmao imagine being gay and retarded all at once
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>>35519967
and billie isn't? she's also gay
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HHAHAHAHAHAHSH ASIANS DON'T HAVE PUBIC HAIR HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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>>35519967
>but at least kstew is relevant to the thread
Here I am

>>35519981
Billie Eilish is a confused zoomer who has no merit in anything
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>>35519985
t. never had sex with an asian girl
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>>35519961
Who are they?
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>>35519981
>she's also gay
mhm just like taylor swift right

>>35519985
i've seen enough jav to know that isn't true

>>35519982
that's the key difference though.
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>>35520000
>>35520042
pretty sure kstew has had more relationships with men then billie has...

>>35519985
they definitely do
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>>35518992
>1
Slaughterhouse Five. I enjoyed it. I'm surprised some states banned it. The main character has an almost comical dissociation with reality as a result of PTSD. I'd recommend it, it's a pretty short book, I finished it in 3 days at work.

>2
A Wild Sheep Chase. Honestly, Murakami's protagonists are getting pretty repetitive at this point, I tried binging on his works and am definitely going to take a break after this. Just your typical 80's Japanese man who is sexually active but suffers from loneliness every book.

I told my therapist what I was reading as well and she said she read Sputnik Sweetheart. I think she wants me to open up more about being lesbo but naw lol
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>>35520031
qts from Shogun, Fumi Nikaido and Moeka Hoshi.
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>>35519985
i'm 100% chink and have a phat bush.... take that back..
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>>35520053
>pretty sure kstew has had more relationships with men then billie has...
Sure dude
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Last book I read was 'Hidden Horrors' by Yuki Tanaka, and I am currently reading 'Temple of the Golden Pavlion' by Yuukio Mishima. It was actually nice reading about the historical context before diving into a fictional story set in the time period.
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>>35519985
that is NOT true
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>>35520183
4 men and she cheated on one of them with another man
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>>35520180
>tfw no asian gf with phat bush
why even live?
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>>35520262
prove it! have you ever SEEN a naked asian in real life? i bet not. asian men have less facial hair than white women. it's just logical that the women would therefore have no pubic hair
>b-but my porn videos
porn is staged.
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>>35520359
kristen is a bishit but at least she seems genuinely into women. billie just seems like she's doing the miley cyrus thing.
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>>35520359
Cool dude
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>>35520437
billie is an attention whore trying to salvage her dying career
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>>35520180
L O S A N G E L E S
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>>35520437
is miley fake bi?
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>>35520430
my ex gf was asian and i've seen her naked. she does have pubes.
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>>35520476
very likely

>>35520622
yeah, she had a very public fake lesbian relationship during the peak of her edgy phase
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>>35520796
yikes
https://sandrarose.com/2019/10/open-post-miley-cyrus-sparks-outrage-for-telling-fans-you-dont-have-to-be-gay/
i regret feeling pity of her
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Choose your fighter
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sometimes i forget the worlds inside my head are not real

>>35520857
straight. can't stand crinkly fries.
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>>35520857
I like all spuds, I've never had the smile ones though
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>>35520857
crinkle cut fries are the best.
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>>35520857
ordering hot: standard
frozen from home: tater tots
never ever: sweet potato
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>>35520857
Steak cut. Loved the endless fries at Red Robin, don't live by one anymore though. Potato fries are good but they're not too popular in Texas.
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>>35521337
>endless fries
sometimes i envy how fat the us is
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This is me btw
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>>35520581
Honolulu. sorry
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>>35520622
isn't she married to a man?
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Is it weird to never want to get married?
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>>35521652
no very normal. especially when 50% of couples get divorced.
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Why are cats (not dogs) a lesbian thing?
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>>35521450
What's a chink doing in the middle of the pacific? I thought that was where all the nip expats go. You know, your mortal enemy.
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>>35522094
because hairy pussy anon
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>>35522094
Dogs and Subarus are another flavor of lesbian
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just saw that they have a discount on ben&jerry at the grocery store
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>>35522094
With the explosion in the shitbull population, cats are way more popular than dogs nowadays, I think.
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>>35522094
Personally, I like the impendence of cats as somebody who is more career driven. Dogs need attention, daily exercise, space that more than likely will exceed a 1-bedroom apartment, needs to me taken out every few hours to shit/piss and depending on the breed, occasional grooming. Cats will also kill bugs and rodents for you if you have an issue with doing it yourself. They also do not need to be trained where to shit and barking. Dogs sometimes need to be trained not to bite too; my cousin stuffed his German Shepard's mouth with chili whenever he would bite. I could not do that.
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>ywn get to go back in time, practice playing the guitar every day in your early teens and become a successful hebe rock star
Why even live?
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>>35521450
I can work with that. that trip is on my bucket list to celebrate a quarter of my roots
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I've been thinking about getting a dog, German shepherd or Queensland heeler. I want a blue dalmatian mix like we had as kids, perfect little mutt dog. Smol enough for lap large enough to protect and be meat missile
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>>35521450
I lived there in the 90's, Army brat in Schofield Barracks. I hear a majority of the short-term rentals are owned by people out-of-state now and they're renting them out as BnB's. Shame. It's cramped but beautiful.
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>>35522507
>I've been thinking about getting a dog
stop that
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>>35522244
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gonna do something precarious if i don't get a gf before the end of the year
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>>35522791
Anon, you have to leave your house to do that.
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>>35522816
within the month i'll have some sort of routine wherein i'm regularly in spaces which provide opportunities to meet people.

just a bit extra depressed and self-pitying atm
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DAE, out of jealousy and loneliness, skip thru or find it hard to watch sex scenes in TV n movies lol
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>>35519560
If you've finished Nona, please help me understand. What is the tower? I was so confused about that. Please. I need to understand.
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there are not biofems in 4chan. you're all transbian LARPers and thats sad
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>>35524475
plenty of terfs here
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>>35524298
If you've finished Nona, you should know that we have to wait for Alecto for answers. Even then those answers might not be sufficient and are guaranteed to be placed 80% into the book. Which book has been your favorite so far? I'm partial to Harrow the Ninth
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anons please pray that this is the last time i cry over a ran-through bishit
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Is tribbing clit to clit a fucking scam or am I just a fat dyke?
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>>35525061
idk i feel like i've only done it drunk so i can't recall.

seems like it'd only be good if both were very turned on. more psychological y'know
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>>35525061
Not being able to tr*b is a flexibility problem.
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>>35525061
I hear it's a pain in the ass and doesn't feel that good unless the angle is right. Seems like it's a porn thing more than anything.
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>>35525061
Suggest you just trib on each others leg. Clit to clit is very tricky and there’s alot of factors at play to pull it off right - flexibility, body compatibility, lubrication etc. You being fat may be an obstacle. It’s like trying to rub 2 fine points on both your body together simultaneously again and again and you need to find the sweet spot for both your bodies to do it well.

However if you do pull it off, it’s fucking amazing. >>35525071 is right in that the psychological aspect of it is the best out of all positions; you’re both basically mating each other in the most intimate way with both of your most intimate parts. Bonus points if you can both pull back your clit hoods and let both of your bare clits rub on each other. Shits amazing.
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>>35525133
what’s better though? scissors or missionary?
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>>35525168
Lol scissoring is a porn fad. Bumping pussies looks and feels hot but doesn’t do squat for actual pleasure. Missionary and rubbing is the right way to go.

Also make sure both of yall shave so your muffs don’t chafe the other’s clit. Naked pussy feels much better to rub against than hairy ones anyways.
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>>35522471
I've been thinking of watching her show, is it good?
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>>35525168
inb4 that fartsnatcher retard starts blabbering
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>>35525245
Since you asked
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch.
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>>35525292
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>>35520857
Waffle or tater tots
>>35525061
It's more of a foreplay thing for me
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>>35525388
what comes next?
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>>35525193
I enjoyed seeing her and her friends experience with starting out as a band. I guess you need to be an introvert to really relate to the main character though, and the show goes overboard with some of the jokes. Even so, can recommend.
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Based japan noticers. Fuck nu-white culture and (not sexually) the white women who have ruined it. These bitches have turned into the vanguard of communism and destroyed everything.
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>>35519876
Does anybody else masturbate in front of a mirror ITT? Or is it just me?
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>>35525411
Cuddles and kisses!
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>>35525769
Yea I guess. I’m a femme who’s attracted to femmes, but I work out often and I like my figure. Sucks that most other femmes I know don’t work out and are usually skinnyfat, sticks or full on lardwhales.
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>>35525742
i have but it throws me off. also if i'm actually into it, my eyes are closed soooo can't see shit.

maybe i'm just a prude
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>>35519162
>seeing this book again here of all places
wtf
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>>35525792
send pic pls
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>>35525819
i second this
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>>35524475
What are you on about
Transbians are genuine cunts.
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>>35525819
>>35525829
lol sure. I’m not exactly muscular but I’m lean and my ass is nice I guess (mostly because I tend to focus on lower body more). I also have a slight 6 pack formed after every gym sesh.

>>35525803
I just visualise another woman with a similar body to mine fucking me. God I wish I can clone myself so I don’t have to stay single anymore lol. Most girls I know or in my gym with a similar body to mine are either straight or bisluts.
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>>35525878
marry me pls
i promise i will work out everyday and give u the body u deserve
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>>35525878
fuck ur hot. u look tall too. how tall are u?
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>>35525878
lol is that the same mirror you masturbate to?
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>>35525895
Thanks!

>>35525902
Post a pic of yourself and we’ll see how we can work with it lol.

>>35525914
172cm. Idk what’s that in American terms but yes I’m fairly tall.

>>35525929
…sometimes… My main masturbation mirror is in my toilet.
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>>35525878
holy moly

>>35525929
kek
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>>35526068
>Idk what’s that in American terms
you're australian?

also i second >35525902 's proposal
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>>35525061
It's amazing and people here can't fuck. She's on her back, grab her leg and put it over your shoulder or kind of hook it around your waist. It's the best angle imo.
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>>35526095
i am not confident enough to do that shit lol
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>>35526100
What do you mean? Not confident enough to have sex?
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>>35526119
to get on top and be on display like that. but yeah i havent fucked in over a year and a half and i feel like my virginity has grown back
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>>35526131
Lights off then. Classic. But it's kind of funny. You think if we got that far I couldn't see your body? lol
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>>35526131
just work out like >>35525878 and get a smoking body
you'll even be wanting to display your body to anons on the internet kek
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>>35526142
idk i don't view myself as desirable. i can't imagine someone wanting to see me naked or be touched sexually by me. to have me be sweaty and makin noise etc.

i've also gained weight after being underweight my whole life so i dont rly like my body. BMI 18 but still

idk i think i'd warm back up to sex once i start having it again
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>>35525878
I've never seen another lesbian with a slim hourglass figure like yours wtf. And with the height to boot. How the fuck are you struggling to find a GF?
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>>35526167

i do need to work out but i'm so low-energy and have never done it before so i'm worried i'd make a fool of myself in the gym.
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>>35525878
I can't believe y'all are falling for a blurry pic with no timestamp saying CIS LESBIAN GEN 04/25/24
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>>35526182
post body (clothed is alright too)
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>>35526088
UK

>>35526184
Mild autism and ridiculously high standards I guess. Was dating a cheating bislut back in university and it made me decide to never drop my standards for anyone anymore. Also not very involved in the dating scene these days since its mostly just men hitting me up anyways regardless if I told them I'm gay.

>>35526182
In my experience no one really judges in the gym desu, everyone is usually too busy with their own workouts to care.
If you're in the Greater London area you can hmu and we can gym together!
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>>35525878
Is this image edited to enhance her curves?
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>>35526256
maybe a lil
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>>35526225
yeah im kinda sus but rev. image search returns nothin

>>35526246
i'm in AU :(

>>35526229
i'm thinkin about it
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>>35526184
>How the fuck are you struggling to find a GF?
Nta but I'm also considered hot and finding a girlfriend is tough.
>tiny dating pool
>they/them
>transmasc/nb
>commie
>"btw I have a boyfriend but he doesn't mind"
>obligatory 150 kg butch with a beer belly
>old
>underage
>"btw I have schizophrenia"
>furry
>"I'm kinning sirius black and stanning bts"
>junkie
>neet
>your ex
I just hookup with exchange students and tourists. It's way, way easier on the brain.
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>>35526225
I'm outside right now omw to the gym before work lol. If you don't mind waiting I'll post a timestamp with the same outfit when I get back home.

>>35526256
I'll take that as a compliment lol.

>>35526262
:(
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>>35526262
>but rev. image search returns nothin
Most people just talk on discord or text each other. Image search proves nothing.
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>>35526229
ok fuck it. i'm 168cm and 54kg (bmi is actually 19 not 18 apparently kek)

i was 40-43kg for like 10 years until now sooo yuh i feel like i look quite frumpy. it does suit my dykey vibe more tho. haven't fucked since my batshit ex left me in oct '22 and am too pussy to date.

no timestamp but i dont need people to believe me sooo
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>>35526315
also KEK the 3 yr old self harm scars sorry fuck my life
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>>35526315
Kek are you holding your underwaer bunched behind your back? And you're not fat anon.
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>>35526262
>>35526315
>AU
Maybe this country isn't so bad
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>>35526307
>I'll take that as a compliment lol.
It's just that your door and mirror frame appear to bulge outward inline with your hips and in a bit at your waist, generally doors and mirror frames are straight.
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>>35526315
With a body like yours how do you even arrive at >>35526182 what the fuck
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>>35526313
>Most people just talk on discord or text each other
okay but how does that prove the image to be fake tho, am i dumb?
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>>35526328
no wtf hahaha just tryna pose. my undies are too tight if anything.

>>35526334
thank u hehe

>>35526335
wya?

>>35526346
hmm just way too many blows to my self-esteem over the years. and prob mostly bc my ex wasn't too interested in me sexually. she just wanted me to LARP as a guy with a plastic wang.
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>>35526369
Reverse search can't find images that haven't been indexed by a search engine. Google doesn't crawl discord, whatsapp, etc.
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>>35526340
I mean... if you're going to hyper-analyse a throwaway picture I took a few weeks ago for myself go ahead lol. I'm not posting my body for people to believe me or anything, just did it on a whim since people asked. I know what I am in reality :)

>>35526315
You look great! Just need to do some ab workouts and you'll be golden babe, I promise. I used to have low self-esteem issues in secondary school but somewhere down the line I just told myself to ignore the self-deprecating thoughts and do my best, and I won't know my best unless I try. You'll get there if you just try!
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>>35526373
>she just wanted me to LARP as a guy with a plastic wang
thats why femme should stick with femmes tbvh. most butches are just men with uteruses imho.
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>>35526412
thanks. i'm gonna start slow with yoga and see how that goes. i'm gonna go to a women-only yoga studio (i'm in a very leftist area) so there's bound to be other queer women there as a bonus.

i tell myself i'll start next week but i've been saying that for probably 6 months now...
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>>35525878
straight male lurker here
this is such a waste of a good body if its real, nice birthing hips. you need dick correction.
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>>35526412
I'm not meaning to hurt your feelings or anything anon it's just the wavy lines in the photo looked off to me, i could be wrong about this.
Also 99% of women who post photos on social media use filters to make themselves look better so I'm not judging you for doing what basically all other women do.
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>>35526513
okay so its fine that the woman isn't straight but as soon as the door isn't straight SUDDENLY-
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>>35526513
bruh this is schizo as. there's a difference between wavy and on an angle other than 180 deg.
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>>35526525
#DoorRights #SqueakyHingesMatter
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>>35526529
Ok, i apologize to anon for doubting her figure.
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>>35526513
i dont see the mirror being wavy but the door looks pretty sus hmm...
anyways even if its edited, the edit is so miniscule her real body is still infinitely hotter than most people in this gen lol
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>>35526307
>I'll post a timestamp with the same outfit when I get back home
Post a timestamp with your nude body since you love to show it so much. We all wanna see.
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>>35526579
moid alert
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>>35526588
For real knowing that males can see your nudes is a huge turn off that kills all of the satisfaction
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>>35526588
nta and not a moid but i also wanna see tbvh kek
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>>35526588
you missed another moid here >>35526512
this site is predominantly male theres really no avoiding them
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>>35526615
Right? One of them is probably jacking off to gymanon's pic right now as we speak. Ew.
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>>35526615
nah i was just ignoring the faggot

>>35526604
fair. it read like a man's post tho
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hehe c/lit/ I see what u did there
Recently I reread Persopolis by Marjane Satrapi a comic about her experience growing up through the Iranian revolution it's really good
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>>35526641
blud ignored the lewds and started talking about books
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>>35526647
shes too based to be distracted by harlots itt
keeping up with the thread theme as well what a chad
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>>35526635
>it read like a man's post tho
ikwym. its the "since you love to show it so much" and the "We all wanna see" for me
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more lewds when /clg/?

who up next? keep tha ball rolling
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>>35526663
>>35526647
>open thread
>immediately insert my thoughts and opinions without caring about anyone else
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>>35526707
based and gay
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>>35526706
what do u guys usually do with these lewds? bean flick or just admire?
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>>35526706
>who up next?
You :^)
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>>35526764
i'm just curious to see what ppl on here look like
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>>35526764
Depends how hot they are. If the poster sounds nice and hot I sometimes imagine a whole life with them (im terminally lonely and gay)
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>>35526782
already done lolol
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>>35526799
hot gym anon or low esteem but lowkey hot anon?
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I honestly think that I was a giga autist until like age 23 and then I was cured by seeing reality... I cry at how seriously naive I was :(
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>>35526764
>>35526787
I 'mirin, curious about the anons who post, shit like that. I posted face a couple times Years back but troons just saved my picture and LARPed, this was back when I was still trapped as the overseer of the Burger Mines and we made fun of them for a few days. I've been kinda skeevy about posting screenshots and pictures since about 2018 or so when my store kept getting calls asking for my thread handle
https://youtu.be/dN17hxTD8Q8?si=Ch23DY0ZcgrHUSGw
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>>35526869
this why you should never post face on 4chan, especially if youre facially attractive. body alone is more than enough. the 99% of men on this site will just use it for their own use however they please.
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>>35526812
>low esteem but lowkey hot anon
that's me -_-

>>35526843
tutorial?
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>>35525878
Not tryna be rude or anything but are you a butterface or are you also pretty? How would you rate your face /10?
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>>35526707
I've seen you post on /r9k/ and /soc/ before and wondered if you post here.
I always wonder that when i see a lesbian anywhere else on the site, i think most lesbians that visit 4chan probably come here at some point.
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and here I thought we were all fat unattractive losers
yet the 2 people that posted themselves are miles hotter than me wtf???
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>>35526944
post u
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>>35526944
>and here I thought we were all fat unattractive losers
Personally i assume were all underweight unattractive losers because that's what i am and i really don't understand how someone can even get fat.
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>>35526944
>unattractive
sure
>fat
probably just u desu. i rarely see a fat anon in clg. hit the gym fattie, take a page out of gym anon's advice or smth
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>>35526944
I wanna write an anime about the anons here. Literally Trash Waifus, make everyone hot as shit but give the named anons ALL of our toxic traits and base the episodes around the threads like Vox Machina
Straight fucking Steal the idea from Class Of '09
https://youtu.be/Z1jvXZ-Tqc4?si=AwVlum60Esf-y49F
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>>35526973
become a normalfag who uses gym to cope instead
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>>35526973
gym helps you better but ofc the fatties rather stuff their ass with food which will make their situation worse. HIT THE GYM AND STOP BEING A FAT DYKE
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>>35525878
>>35526068
>>35526246
>>35526307
>>35526412
u have a literal model's body (even if its edited) and u seem well adjusted to society. what are u doing here with the rest of us?
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>>35527036
gym scary
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>>35526991
if we can get a drawfag in on it and stalker anon to storyboard, make it all bait to get past the censors because almost nobody gets laid anyway. MUH DIVERSITY because we got anons from all over. Everyone loved those new Sayian hoes in Dragon Ball Super, I didn't have anything but praise for Bitch from Mercury. People would watch it you think, how many seasons?
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>>35526973
I'm very short, eat whenever I'm hungry and sometimes just because I'm bored but I'm still underweight.
Also i haven't exercised in over 10 years.
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>>35527047
Home gym, I got a Bowflex, a Gazelle, and a treadmill so nobody sees my foolishness unless I want. VR games too! They got games and apps and shit purpose built for shy people to workout and socialize
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>>35527036
shut up bitch
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>>35527086
>vr-chan's also got a home gym with a treadmill
Based. I've got a 65 inch oled tv in front of mine. I think it makes long running sessions more tolerabe.
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>>35527047
I totally agree. I have home equipment, better than having some asshole telling you that you're not doing shit correctly and humiliating you
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>>35526451
One day or day one. That's the mentality that got me started desu. Although it did helped that my ex was a gym addict and pushed me into getting fit. If there's anything I'm grateful for her for it's that.

>>35526303
This too desu. The dating pool is already pretty small and I still have to filter through all the transbians, weirdos, dragslags, bisluts etc, never mind my already high standards on attractiveness. The only one that ever came close was my ex and she still decided to take dick in the end. Guess I'm dying alone.

>>35526513
Idk why the door waves like that in this picture. Must be my OnePlus acting up lol.

>>35526579
No :)

>>35526912
Probably hard 6/10 without makeup. Idk about my face really people called me attractive but rarely pretty.

>>35527041
I've been lurking since I was an introverted autist in secondary school, usually on /co/, /lit/ and maybe sometimes /v/. Nowadays I sometimes drop by /lit/ and clg. Guess the meme "once you're here you can never leave" is more or less true. There's nowhere else on the internet like this place.

>>35526944
>>35527047
It's never too late for a glowup anon, you just need to try! Also most people in the gym are usually nice (maybe its just my gym). The humiliation/fears of judgement are usually all just in your head. Before I started I also had those fears but after gyming for awhile you realise people don't actually care about you. The ones that judge the most are other women tbvh with you.
>>35527167
Hire a trainer or watch youtube videos to correct your form! Also if the asshole is a guy trying to correct you, it's usually just a gymbro lowkey trying to hit you up. Just ignore him and go about your workout. If anything just threaten to report him for SA and he'll leave you alone. If it's a girl trying to correct your form just tell her you're a raging dyke and she's making you horny and she'll probably leave you alone (unless she's also one too then ummm)
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my mind is plagued by specters and contradictions
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>>35527383
youre back! how was your gym session?
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>>35527582
Productive :) Did back and glutes this morning.
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Did you remember to do your kegels today?

Always remember to do at least 50 a day :)
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>>35527640
Does getting off count?
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anyone else uses /u/ to get off? or am i the only degenerate weeb here?
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>>35527165
I wanna get a vr treadmill but I don't like the slipper shoes, you kinda gotta drag your feet. I'm looking really hard at that floor of marbles shit Disney got cooking
https://youtu.be/m3Sh6mu4zbs?si=rvTLGhK2UEUGD1bO
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>>35527705
how can u get off to still images?
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>>35526944
I've seen 3 people who post here, including myself, and none of us are fat.
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>>35527705
We had a conversation about that last week.
No, you are not the only one.
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>>35527705
Yeah I do.

>>35527773
I imagine myself as one of the characters in the image.
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I got more of a muffin top than I would like, but that's because I slurp down caffinated carbonated corn syrup
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>>35527840
I put on 5 lbs because I eat too many sweets.
>>35527871
Wonder how long this will stay up.
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>>35527705
The faces is what ruins it for me. I just can't.
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>>35527881
Do you not like anime? Cause I've found stuff there that isn't moe.
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>>35527871
idk i'm just not into it. it does nothing for me. i only like vids of real women who (beyond reasonable doubt) are enjoying what they're doing.

call me old fashioned lolol
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>>35527874
Sweets are fine, just don't eat out of boredom
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>>35527906
I've gotten into that habit although I haven't gained anymore than 5 lbs so I guess I'm not going over my maintenence calories. I'm struggling to get my weight back under 115 lbs.
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>>35527705
anyone gets off to rough hatesex/sexfights? or am i the biggest weirdo here?
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>>35527651
i often wonder this

>>35527929
how tall are you?
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>>35527936
yeah it's hard to find good lesbian hatefuck tho

>>35527941
kek took me two seconds to get banned for being transphobic last week
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>>35527941
This is so hot.

>>35527942
>how tall are you?
A little under 5'4 I think.
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>>35527936
Don’t think you’re a weirdo but you’re either a dude or you have alot of unpacked trauma.
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>>35527941
>>35527979

I NEED TO GET LAID SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIT FUCK MY LIFE
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>>35527980
Nta but play wrestling and then fucking or trying to get away (but not too hard) is hot. I don't get why you need trauma to enjoy it.
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>>35527936
>sexfights
Isn’t that just a catfight but with a sexual element to it? Why do you want to watch 2 women hurt each other? Who hurt you?
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>>35527980
>>35528021
my ex was always trying to one up me in life and saw everything we did as a competition. maybe it stemmed from that idk. i still miss her i guess.
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>>35527942
>how tall are you?
Measured myself and it turns out I am exactly 5'4.

>>35527986
What do I have to do with this? (Real and same though)
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>>35528021
you HAVEN'T been hurt by someone?
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>>35528044
Yes. But why would you want to see more hurt (even if fake) being spread?

>>35528039
Was the relationship abusive? Did the competition ever get sexual? Is that why you have a fetish for it?
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>>35527705
JAV is inherently superior
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>>35528131
Is there any good lesbian JAV? I've only ever watched straight stuff.
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>>35528153
>straight
Why? Seeing a penis turns me off instantly, even if it’s pixelated.
Anyways my go to is usually whatever lesbian stuff BBAN puts out. Their directors are usually women.
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For me it's DVDES-497
https://www4.javhdporn.net/video/dvdes-497/
>ywn be famous porn actress
>ywn have orgies with ur fangirls
Why even live?
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>>35527705
https://nhentai.net/tag/yuri/popular
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>>35526246
>Greater London
I might have a chance here. What's your type?
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>>35528228
Didn’t she already say she wants somebody with as attractive as her in body?
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>>35526707
same i just fastscroll to the end and start spouting off
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>>35524665
Harrow was my favourite too, since we got a lot of context for what happened in Gideon and Mercymorn exists. I'm going to sleep until Alecto is published I can't take it anymore.
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>>35528305
I'm at an ideal weight already. Now, respectfully, get out of my way!!
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>>35528223
Yuri tag on nhentai is mid becuase its include mff threesomes where the two girls kiss. Females-only is better.
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>>35528184
>Anyways my go to is usually whatever lesbian stuff BBAN puts out.
Where do you go to watch this stuff?
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goodnight clg. good thread today
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>>35528512
missav.com
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>>35528520
>hot anon send lewds = good thread
Kek

>>35528490
Post your body first. Join the lewd train.
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>>35528223
https://nhentai.net/search/q=females+only&sort=popular
fixed it for you
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>>35528525
Yeah I can't watch porn with real women anymore. Studio produced porn feels weird. I tried to watch some of the videos and I don't like it. I used to watch it but I stopped and now its a turnoff. I will stick to yuri.
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>>35528534
Is this hot anon? If I'm not your type there's no point
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>>35527705
desu most weeb artists couldn't draw an appealing vag if their life depends on it.
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>>35528649
What is an appealing vag to you?
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>>35528525
is all jav censored? i figured someone would leak the uncesored stuff
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>>35528649
Check out Maruta and Hamao. Both of them draw beautiful girls and have done yuri stuff.
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What's the difference between anime, manga, and yuri?
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>>35528891
>anime
Japanese animation
>manga
Japanese comic books
>Yuri
A genre of anime and manga focusing on lesbian relationships
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>>35528228
>>35528490
>>35528648
Um hi. Sorry I’m working right now, so I’m in and out of the thread whenever I go to the loo.

Honestly I don’t really have too strong of a type, just be femme and hopefully not too short (165cm or more). Work out frequently (I need a gym buddy I can fuck in the shower like with my ex) and have a lean body like mine. Also prefer someone who is a bit of a homebody because I am one. Helps if you could post your body as well :) I wanna see how I can work with it.
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>>35528972
starting to see why men complain about women's standards being too high o_O jesus christ
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>>35528972
Where is the timestamp?
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>>35529036
how is her standarts too high? the bare minimum is to take care of your body and some ppl dont like too short/tall ppl and thats ok
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>>35528888
Some hamao yuri doujins
>https://nhentai.net/g/307036/
>https://nhentai.net/g/168598/
Maruta:
>https://nhentai.net/g/180134/
>https://nhentai.net/g/146110/
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Going to work in a bit. Gonna get pizza and wings tonight, force the kiddos to watch a booger movie. Something campy and dumb but also might fuck them up. Killer Clowns From Outer Space or The Blob type shit
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>>35529116
im just short okay!! T_T it sucks that i am
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>>35529104
When I reach home :) don't really have a pen or paper with me in my field of work, also my colleagues will look at me funny if I post a selfie of myself holding a piece of paper saying clg with a timestamp lol.

I'll probably be back home around 8pm++ BST
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>>35529036
no you aren't, by and large their complaints are centered around being lazy retards who shouldn't have to better themselves
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My body stays cold and it bothers people who touch me.
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>>35529794
Funny how people only complain about a woman oversharing about her sexlife when its a woman talking about liking other women.
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>>35529794
Isn't she in her teens? She genuinely looks 40 in that pic.
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>>35529925
She's 22.
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>>35529944
That's a rough 22. fr fr
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>>35529794
I want CanLen’s vagina on my face.
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>>35529036
uhhh, I thought the incel take was that women don't care about appearance, just money and power
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>>35529794
she's so desperate for clout
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What do you think happens after death?
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>>35530179
When you die you will feel the same way you felt in 1600.
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>>35530179
you got to heaven or hell
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>>35529794
I quite enjoy my poor circulation, touching the back of my hand to a neck is always hilarious
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>>35530193
Can't be right, in 1600 you could have watched actual premieres of Shakespeare.
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>>35530240
You weren't born in 1600, retard. The point us that time existed before you existed, and after you stop existing you will feel the same way you did back then - nihil.
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>>35530179
I'll have an order of reincarnation please, and a side of bacon
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>>35530265
Here's your "must be fun at parties" certificate, enjoy.
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>>35530293
I don't need to be fun at parties, I only need to be correct on the internet. Which I am.
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>>35530272
you are reincarnated but in saudi arabia so no bacon
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>>35530393
Of all the places you could go to sin against Islam Saudi Arabia is probably the best (if you're rich that is). They probably got 5 different kinds of bacon in the back room.
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>>35530179
You get a very detailed life review that shows you your life through your own and other people’s perspectives of yourself. Then with the help of some spirit guides you take the time to figure out if you learned anything of substance from your life or not. Afterwards you can either go merge your soul back with the source if you’re tired/sick of how detachment feels, wander around in the spirit world until you get bored and want to try another life again for experience points, or you immediately ask the guides to reincarnate again if you’ve found yourself addicted to samsara (cringiest option btw, this is like being a spiritual drug addict)
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>>35530393
what about games, unlimited games but no games?
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>>35530393
I shall be speaking to the manager about this
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>>35530179
https://psi-encyclopedia.spr.ac.uk/articles/european-children-past-life-memories

>>35530218
Hell doesn’t exist
>>35530393
Don’t joke about such a horrible thing
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>>35530311
I love you. Please let me tongue your pussy & anus
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Also pic related
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>>35530472
Why do you think hell doesn't exist?
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>>35530519
Because the Bible was mistranslated. Early Christians never believed that hell existed.

https://youtu.be/GskLIKHTLZk?si=IYaL6yPxioXmhC9l
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>>35530416
Nahhh, not that they don't find a million ways to work around what the quran etc says but I don't think you can do that with pork, it's pretty cut and dry
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>>35530519
https://youtu.be/1bFHKOs4DFM?si=8JjkBIPdhbumwVYe
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>>35530519
https://youtu.be/5O-TjdQU7Y4?si=FGZOPvvjZ97KCwFC
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>>35530566
That was incredibly interesting. I'm going to watch these as well >>35530680 >>35530702 and then some more. Thanks anon!
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>>35530678
>it's pretty cut and dry
Stop it, I already wanted bacon.

I've never been in SA and wouldn't want to be but I'm willing to bet good money you *can* get pork if you really want to, you just have to know the right people, fork over the money and keep your mouth shut about it. Forbidden fruit and all that.
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>>35530721
You’re welcome. Check out r/ChristianUniversalism
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>>35530179
As a child I believed in the typical christian heaven and hell, and then I used to believe nothing happened and that everything ended when your heart and brain stopped working and there is no consciousness anymore. However in the past year I've read more about consciousness and spirituality and what I believe now...is that your soul your core essence lives on. But in what capacity or form, I'm not sure yet. I'm not sure if reincarnation is real, although there are certain cases that make me wonder...
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Idk about all this spiritual crap. I just want a beautiful gf to sit on my face 24/7.
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>>35530819
What, specifically, have you read that caused you to start believing in magic, you curious collection of electrical brain patterns you?
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>>35530179
Whatever happens, I just want my life to have meaning in retrospect. The big ol' nothing is my worst case scenario, and it's also the most likely one.
If I could choose, I would like to forever wander a beautiful, green world with no death, violence, or anguish, and have fantastic adventures with my friends.
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>>35530883
> I would like to forever wander a beautiful, green world with no death, violence, or anguish, and have fantastic adventures with my friends.
Then you’ll be happy to know that that is what will happen.
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>>35530849
based low iq coomer
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>>35530862
>you curious collection of electrical brain patterns you?
The atheists’ view of Human beings as little more than meat computers is completely wrong. All Human beings have their own Human souls.

https://youtu.be/NVsBFOB7H44?si=oi4CjNCrv4wGmtfF
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>>35530883
most people's individual lives don't have any signifcant meaning in the long run and that's just how it is
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>>35530965
We're not even meat computers. We're programs running on meat computers.

And yes, you can give me the "you clearly did not watch my one hour video, your opinion is invalid!!!" response, that's fine.
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>>35531011
You’re completely wrong
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>>35530862
Well a year ago I read this book "Journey of Souls" by Michael Newton. He was a psychologist that was a specialist in hypnosis and he made over 7000 hypnosis sessions and his patients consistently told him about past lives and spirituality and soul. I also watched a bunch of his lectures on youtube. The way he explains it really resonates with me although I'm not 100% sure about how credible he is...and reincarnation is still very speculative.
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>>35530910
Thank you.

>>35530971
That's not what I meant. I do not aim to change the world nor be special. I would simply like for my memories and life experience to survive even as my body decomposes. In other words, I hope against hope that souls exist and I won't go out like a light the moment this meat suit croaks.
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>>35531022
Well the good thing is I'll find out eventually. If it turns out I'm completely wrong I'm sure my soul will rejoice.

>>35531041
Here's the thing, we want to believe in souls very badly. It jibes with our experience that we're conscious. I don't really doubt lots of people go around who will be willing to swear up and down (hypnotized or otherwise) that they must have lived for longer than they're alive and surely must continue to do so beyond their brain's ability to support it, but there's *so* much unprovable bullshit there. Almost everyone was someone *interesting* in a past life for example, never just a ditch digger somewhere who died young, even though statistically there surely must be many, many more of those.

The only positive thing I can see is that believing in this sort of thing doesn't really hurt you, as long as you're not one of those people giving their money to "spiritualists" who'll be happy to put dear old deceased mom on the phone with you. Those are more than willing to take advantage of it.
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>>35531041
You’ll be interested in this lecture:

https://youtu.be/0AtTM9hgCDw?si=88yFjPI9c0MrI8FI
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>>35531115
>never just a ditch digger somewhere who died young
There are many reincarnation cases of people remembering past lives where they weren’t famous people.

https://psi-encyclopedia.spr.ac.uk/articles/european-children-past-life-memories
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>>35531115
I agree with your skepticism. A lot of people must have lived mundane and boring lives. I myself have had this feeling that my soul is very ancient and I've lived many lives, and I've had people (especially older people) tell me I have "an old soul". But I could easily just be delusional and this is something I made up in my own mind to feel special.

I definitely think part of me wanting to believe in these things is for my own comfort and I have to keep reminding myself that because I have a bit of a naive personality type, which is how Ive been taken advantage of a lot in the past. I try to keep a firm distinction between believing something and actually knowing something. But I can't stop myself from being interested in these sort of things. Like you say, as long as I keep my wits about me it doesn't hurt anyone.
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>>35531131
Thank you I will put it in my to watch list!
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need an asian gf who can work a grill
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please don't flood the thread
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>>35531843
I wanted to get past the bump limit so I could start the new threat and make it vegetable edition.
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