QOTT>Do you work out? How often?>What are your favorite ways to work out and what kind of workouts do you do?Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads.Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESiOld thread >>35518992
>>35531887>>Do you work out? How often?no>>What are your favorite ways to work out and what kind of workouts do you do?i go for walks. used to do yoga but i stopped and never picked it back up again even though i have been meaning to
>>35531887girldick
describe in your post how you masturbate in very detailed details
>>35532095>https://pastebin.com/P644WESi4 x clockwise gyration followed by 8x anticlockwise gyration of my clit. Repeat until orgasm
>>35531887are lesbians open to the idea of a gay guy being a sperm donor to them? it seems like a natural setup, although i know the competition is actual sperm donation centers filled with chad sementhe advantage would be the father could actually help out with things in real life though. i imagine it would help if you were wealthy and attractive
>>35532171Why would a gay man let two lesbians raise his children? > the advantage would be the father could actually help out with things in real life thoughDoes he get a share of custody of the child? If not then how is that different from him being a nanny working for free?
>>35532171No, I don't want a man involved in parenting my children. They can be a cool uncle figure but not more.
>>35532118>4 x clockwise gyration followed by 8x anticlockwise gyrationwhat for real? why do you switch
Really need my face sat on right now...
Why do radfems give that much of a fuck about men enjoying hot women in video games? I wanna coom too ffs.
^ yawn
>>35532388They are jealous because they aren't built like that.
>>35532450the previous thread proved you wrong>>35532388i think her face is uncanny valley. the kind of stuff you see in horror movies about sentient dolls. it's also painfully generic in the 3d hentai way.
>>35532388Nobody gives a shit. The "controversy" has been blown out of proportion by the developers because they want to sell the game.
>>35532541you're assuming those hot anons are radfems. you're also assuming those anons aren't larpers.
>>35532615lots of things i could assume about you as well
>>35532560Feminist game reviewers do give a shit.
>>35532629go ahead i'm curious
>>35532388Insecurity. They even bitched about Bayonetta when she was literally designed by a woman.A shame western devs take this criticism seriously though. So many ugly female characters lately. I do like it when devs try though, like Kassandra, the Greek, muscle goddess.
>>35531887>Do you work out? How often?5 times a week, 4 strength days, 1 cardio day.Upper lower split mostly around heavy compounds and powerlifting standards.I'm going to get big!
just remembered i have ice cream in the fridge!
everyone talking about working out makes me want to workout. i have to find my dumbells.
>>35532740>I do like it when devs try though, like Kassandra, the Greek, muscle goddess.well a certain demographic was bitching about her being ugly and manly and wouldn't stop until they got Alexios so yeah lol
>>35532388because radfems want to make men miserable, never mind the collateral damage they inflict along the way. after all genuine lesbians like us who also enjoy cooming to women are such a tiny minority anywaysalso doesnt help that most twitter """"""lesbians"""""" aka confused bishits/pretentious straggots that pretend they're queer on social media/internet support shit like this because they want to LARP as an lgbtqia ally.
>>35532852Bunch of malaka's
>>35532852>a certain demographicyou can just say moids
>>35532799Everything is going as planned... soon I shall have my amazonian harem mwaha
>>35533018>moidscan someone plz tell me what the fuck moid means
>>35533050it's just imageboardspeak for man/male lol
>>35532095I move my finger on my clit like the coupling rod of a train, periodically dipping into the wet to keep it slick
>>35533118Oh my.Weirdly I don't like the "slickness", it like fkn kills the friction
>>35533077Thank you sweetie pot pie
>>35533167ah certainly not so much that friction is completely lost, I get that. but if my clit gets too dry it's like my brain goes "well then you must not be that turned on then" and the build stops
>>35533280I think I get like, much more wet than the average girl so dip stick method doesn't quite work for my anatomy lmao
>>35532095>start with a couple of fingers >finish with my whole hand
>lesbians are rare>yet a bunch of lesbians waste their time on 4chan instead of fucking>thus shrinking the dating pool even further If you're still a virgin, you're literally oppressing your own kind.
>>35532095vibrator on my clit thats it
>>35533569>>35529053
>>35533609wat
>>35533691Calling you out as a tranny, get out of our thread, etc.
>>35533569Be real, I'm never going to make someone happy anyway.
>>35533728I'm not a tranny what the fuck lol. Are you a butt hurt virgin? I was just letting you know you're robbing a girl somewhere in the world of a romantic relationship and sex. Shame on you.
>>35533569what if im not a virgin but thats because i had a gf who was bi
>>35533569I've had sex before but it's been so long I think my virginity grew back
>>35533761Your point made no sense and was hypocritical, easy as
>>35533789real and same
Anyone here ever used a menstrual cup before?
I've only ever read about them, I thought menstrual cups were sci-fi shit for forever
>>35533907if you click on the post nr you can reply directly to other posters
no you can't
went out with my friend again yesterday and she ditched me again because of coursethen someone i’ve met there before made me very uncomfortable so i left and now i’m never going out ever again. i’m just gonna dig a hole in the ground and hide inside it for the rest of my life
>>35532388>Why do radfems give that much of a fuck about men enjoying hot women in video games? I wanna coom too ffs.radfems also complain that men dont enjoy hairy vagina. they are just a bunch of old hags who cant pull men so they get mad at hot women, before anyone accuse me of being a moid, no im not a moid, i just dont give a fuck about what men enjoy and why should i? i know i like pussy and hot women and no one is going to make me feel guilty. too many retarded dykes who believe in lesbophobic radfem hate speech
>>35533981>radfems also complain that men dont enjoy hairy vaginadon't even get me started on this again. i lost braincells last time we discussed this.
>not enjoying hairy vaginaskill issue
>>35532388If it were up to the white, feminist lesbos itt, every girl would look like pic related, because, you know, pretty girls in media is oppressive and literally the patriarchy or something.
>>35533956An acquaintance once ditched me in public transport when they asked me to come play football with them, it feels horrible. Ditch your friend.
>>35533981Hairy vagina is far superior to a coochie looking like weird chicken fillet. It also smells better and makes a girl look sexy.
>>35534387i don’t have any other friends really and she’s my coworker. she’s mostly a very good friend but she isn’t the best when we go out drinkingsorry you had that happen to you it really sucks
>>35528972Is it over? desu i don't fit your expectations but I could suffice as a gym buddy
>>35534342>tiny pic of Ellie's backDO NOT even try me
>>35534595why do women look so much hotter covered in blood
>>35534342
>>35534686
>>35534469Has she at least apologised to you?> sorry you had that happen to you it really sucksLikewise, sorry you were ditched by your friend.
>>35534712we haven’t really talked about it. she just wants to go out to find hookups and i just want to relax so maybe we aren’t the best pair to go out together
Fell down an internet rabbit hole and now i'm looking at videos on how to make your boobs look bigger. I wish my boobs were a bit bigger.
>>35534848me too, wish i could trade my big butt for big tits honestly
>>35534950I don't have a big butt either but at least working out can give you a bigger ass. Theres nothing I can do to get bigger tits. Everyon tells me mine are a good size and I agree but sometimes I wish they were a bit bigger.
>>35534987>Theres nothing I can do to get bigger titswell, there is surgery... but idk if it's worth it honestly, even if i could afford it
>>35535040Nta. I feel sorry that women with small breasts feel bad about their breasts. I like small breasts and medium sized breasts and large breasts. But I do not like breast implants.
>>35535070*some women with small breasts.Obviously most women with small breasts don’t feel bad about their breast size
>>35535070I don't mind my breast size that much (sometimes wish they were a bit smaller) but I hate how saggy they are and have been ever since I was a teen
I'm going to go lay in my wife's lap as she does her papers and watches her shows. I wasn't really feeling pizza after all and got BBQ instead. Eat my brisket and applesauce later tonight
>>35535208Does your wife stroke your hair lightly as you lay your head on her lap?
>>35535040I meant nothing I can do without surgical intervetion. I would never consider getting surgery for it.>>35535070I mean I don't feel that bad about my size. I'm a DD cup and I know thats not small its just not big either.
>>35534848i get why you would want that and i hope whether or not you choose to have an augmentation you pick whatever makes you happy. you’re beautiful no matter what you choose <3
>>35535354I never plan on having any surgery for it. I'm really not that insecure about my size its more of a nice to have sorta thing.
good morning clg. i slept bad and feel crushingly lonely :D
>>35534595>breasts are already saggingyikes
>>35535487hey lets see ur sad ass titties u lil bitchhehehe what a little bitch
>>35534327>>35534403i didnt say i dont like hairy vagina. but i dont give a shit if men like bush or not
>>35535343>its just not big either.DD is certainly large and is well above the average size in most countries. Are you from a Nordic country?
>>35535487moid
>>35535487
>>35535537>i dont give a shit if men like bush or notThis should be the basic thought process of all lesbians. I don’t give a fuck about whatever bullshit straight people are fighting each other about currently. The weirdest thing is seeing brainwashed radfem lesbians spend their time complaining about heterosexual shit when it doesn’t even apply to us and we should just take it as a blessing
>>35535395>sleep so badly that your eyes are bloodshot the next dayThis is a horrible form of torture. Anyway, Hiroi is 25, 43 kg and 158 cm. Say something nice about her.
>>35535680
>>35535674>I’m winning this argument I made up in my head
>>35535555Good night, tranny.
>>35534342I like the Control main character, she was autistic but it wasn't sugarcoated to be cute. Like when the security guard she's talking to shares too much about his life and she's just staring blankly for him to finish talking.
>>35535702>argument Nani? I was just agreeing with that anon
>>35535540DD isn't very large when your rib cage is 30 inches.
>>35535674it's literally the bipedo who keeps bringing up men unprompted to defend them from imaginary evils
>>35535877Sorry didn’t read the rest of the thread to notice that + I’m retarded also
If you got to choose between a hot gf who would love you forever OR having actual magic, what would you choose?
>>35536105Adding that if you pick magic you won't ever find love, that was the question
>>35536121what kind of magic?
>>35536444Idk pick whichever you find coolest
>>35536472ok then i pick magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpNsmLaqw7I
>>35535280Traces my face and pulls my ears, I am her fidget brat and I crave the idle affectionate touch more than I do lewds lately
>>35536895I AM SO TOUCH-STARVED. I HAVE A FEW MORE MONTHS BEFORE I GO OFF THE DEEP END. I CAN NOT LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE
in an edgy mood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysho2xTWUYo
>>35536935>>35536965wanna get it off your chest before I go to bed kiddo? World out there sucks but here we are living on it.https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?si=tojvXyGtyTay5ir6
>>35536958HAVE YOU ACTUALLY TRIED TALKING TO WOMEN LIKE I SAID?bro you gotta try
>>35537184yes i'm the self-pitying, recently friendzoned anon
>>35537104oh I'm not upset just listening to the same shit as when I was an angsty teen. gn anon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjLVijzJ9SI
>>35537184i should do this but im scared so instead i just talk to women on the internet and sometimes i meet a girl that i really like but it never works out
>>35537348>>35537251https://youtu.be/yP9pJqmiIeg?si=T9HywP2TkHw-vqHx
>>35537348where do you meet them? why doesn't it work out? is it you or them?
>>35537348we are all the same person
>>35537419i met one girl on 4chan. she stopped talking to me after being periodically inactive. thats about it. i don't think we even talked enough for it to be a me issue. she also stopped talking to all of our mutual friends.
>>35537427awesome. we should kiss!
>>35537251https://youtu.be/Vj9J9NIu118?si=eZcsNN6zU7bOgcjF
>>35537484well i don’t like myself very much so that’s probably a bad idea
>>35537505why don't you like yourself?
Femcels,Have you tried being hot enough for women to approach you?
>>35537524I'm trying to looksmaxx but it doesn't matter because I don't go out much. Besides being hot isn't gonna be enough for a woman to approach me if I don't go to places where lesbians hang out.
>>35537519why would i :)
>>35537524it's happened once. without even trying.>>35537251 explains how it ended up lolol
>>35537561name 3 things you like about yourself.
>>35537524not very hard desu
>>35537573i like that i have no friendsi like that i’m an alcoholici like that i don’t take my meds
>>35537614>i like that i have no friendsthen why do you complain about having no friends
>>35537614stand up anon. lock in nigger get the fuck up. life is waiting.
what are the demographics of clg?are u femme, masc or androgynous?
>>35537693futch maybe? idk i dress pretty basic but like dresses and such on occaision. i don't have the confidence to dress femme all the time.
>>35537693The demographics are 90% men and the remaining 10% is autistic non showering monsters
>>35537778yuh what do the monsters look like tho
>>35537799A grimy mold filled bathtub
>>35537813unkind
i've decided that that first lewd anon was a troll btw
I wish I didn't have abandonment and attachment issues. I get so attached to ppl and I wish I wasn't like this
>>35537830I've decided I will eat your mom
>>35538173tsmt
>>35537693None of the options? I'm tall and thin and paint my nails sometimes but don't into makeup
>>35537830Same. No timestamp, blurry edited pic.The old optimist in me wants to believe she simply forgot about us and moved on but the cynical autist in me has been lied to too many times to believe anyone anymore, much less anonymous randoms on 4chan.
>>35538559I could become the new lewd poster but I have no motivation and don’t really carenta btw
Mass masturbation session when?? Someone set up a discord video call link!! I’m feeling real horny and nasty rn
>>35538651i believe in u anon
>>35536105obviously hot gf who would love me forever, technology is basically magic anyway
>>35536105hot gf who would love me forever. i already possess magic powers
>>35537693Femme but I look very lesbian
>>35538871nice. hmu
Whatever happened to the insane Brazilian woman who used to post here?
>>35538822Thanks I believe in you too
would you go to michfest if it was happening this year?
>>35538960Michigan is a shithole and it would be hell
>>35538960>womyncome on dawg...
whats the derogatory term for a straight woman who cosplays being bi out of delusion
>>35539184There are still people who think straight women exist?
>>35539208most women are straight. most bishits are straight. plenty of dykes turn bishit.>it's so over
>>35539215Straights literally don’t exist
>>35538960it's literally happening
at michfest how many attendees were non-lesbians?
>>35537693I haven't showered in 4 days where does that put me
>>35535877The first post in the chain, the one with lots of (you)'s, wasn't mine. Someone else is doing it too.
>>35539303either troon or out of shape andro dyke
>>35539264>HartGod help us
Why does youtube keep recommending wrestling kino like pic related to me?
>>35537693I'm just a woman honestly
Don’t call yourself an ally of women unless you support the following:>Legalized gay marriage>Reproductive rights>Preferential status for lesbian couples looking to adopt>At least 5% of the government’s annual budget going towards developing the conversion of female stem cells into sperm cells, allowing for total female-female reproduction>A 25 year moratorium on all hetero marriages>Public spaces strictly segregated by sex>Laws prohibiting young women from dating men unless they date at least three women first, with each same-sex relationship lasting at least a year>Colleges teaching young women that hooking up with men is dangerous, something virtually guaranteed to end either in catching an STD, an unwanted pregnancy, rape or domestic violence>Aborting any fetus with a Y-Chromosome >Inb4 hurr rad femmeFuck off. It’s reasonable that the eventual goal of society should be the elimination of the source of all the world’s problems (moids;) the world would be an infinitely better place without them. All women should behave as a united team, treating all other women as friends and all moids as scum.
>>35539249I unironically think all straight women are actually asexual because I can't understand heterosexuality >>35539314Last one fits me but perhaps the first option would be better because then at least I'd probably not be fat
>>35539379>>Reproductive rightsMust you shill about killing 9 month old children in half of these threads?
>>35539379moid hands
>>35539373nice>>35539379>Laws prohibiting young women from dating men unless they date at least three women firstforced exposure to heartbreak from straights and bishits who want us to act and fuck like men
>>35539394>no limit is craaazzyyyy
>>35531887all of a sudden every dyke wants to work out after kristen stewart's press tour
>>35539264Is this safe or do they let trannies in?
>>35539424>Is this safe
>>35539264is there anything like this in australia?
>>35539430Is valid question
>>35539394I wonder what the women who protest with pussy hats, commit arson against pro-life institutions and go hysterical about their "right to choose" being limited are smoking.
>>35539478ik i'm laughing at the word choice
>>35539505Thank you I am very funny. Now if only anybody actually knew the answer
>>35539534wanna try to laugh your way into my pants?
>>35539544I’m honestly offended that you would even be talking to me while wearing pants
I love boobs so much it’s unrealI want my last breath to be suffocating under 10 pairs of tits
>>35539559sorry it won't happen again
>>35537778>5 million weekly 4chan users x 15% women x 3% lesbo or bi = 22500>100 regulars/22500 population = about half a percentI don't think that there's anything implausible with most anons here being genuine women. I was probably lowballing some of the early numbers too. t. femme "bipedo"
>>35538884Do you mean Cis :v or baek?
>>35539646Are Brazilian lesbians generally insane? Most Brazilian lesbian porn I know is either rough catfighting hatesex or full bodypress 40min makeout sessions
>>35539572Real.
>>35539646I miss baek.
>>35539646>>35539663QRD on baek?
>>35539615>>35539643>Deleting your first postPathetic!
>>35539632It’s ok this time but if it happens again we’re gonna have to do better than sorry
>>35539688yes ma'am
>>35539675I was worried about calling myself a pedo without the quotation marks, the pic combo and how mod-chan would react.
>>35539654>Are Brazilian lesbians generally insane?Most Latin Americans are crazy.>Most Brazilian lesbian porn I know is either rough catfighting hatesex or full bodypress 40min makeout sessionsI've seen a dozen different Brazilian facesitting/ass worship videos and they're all kinda hot but i have to watch on mute because the language is so disgusting.>>35539663Fairly sure she made this post 3 threads ago.>>35462648>>35539663Yeah she was nice.>>35539668She would post about hating women and Chinese/Korean yuris.One time she made 20 massive posts in a row reviewing a Korean yuri manga.
>>35539717>One time she made 20 massive posts in a row reviewing a Korean yuri manga.hahahaha>Fairly sure she made this post 3 threads ago.need this so badly
>>35539717>I've seen a dozen different Brazilian facesitting/ass worship videosYeah all the hatesex catfights were just 2 women fighting to sit on top of each other’s face. Idk if Brazilian women have some kind of shared affinity to competitive facesitting but desu I’m not complaining
>>35539742is it professional or homemade tho?
>>35539742I’ve seen variations of both
Whoops>>35539746 meant for >>35539743
>>35539752kek. brazil is the racial toilet of the world
I went looking for her WDTFS review/character study/thing incase anyone is interested, it's really long tho.https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/33632020/#33636829
>>3553983913 posts hahaha
>>35539839>being so triggered by gookshit you write a whole thesis about it on a Mongolian basketweaving website
>>35539860I think it's cute desu, in 14 years of browsing this site i haven't seen such a long series of effortposts.Like she put some real thought, time and effort into that, knowing that very few people or even no one would read it, she is very passionate about yuri and shes not afraid to show that.Such an honest and genuine display in a time where people rarely show much interest positive or negative in things for fear of being judged or whatever.>>35539889Triggered isn't the word i would use, it's her favorite series and she posted about it for years before this.
>>35539909Sure, but I think it’s still stupid since gooks can’t write a good story for nuts if they’re not straight up copying western writing tropes. In fact I think most East Asian stories in general are just straight dogwater, no offence. There’s always so many unnecessary dramatic twist and turns put there just to surprise the audience instead of developing a layered meaning to the story, and most of the times they just frustrate the audience if anything else. Not to mention how 9/10 times they always butcher the ending somehow.
>>35539889>Mongolian basketweaving websitewtf does this mean lol
i just missed out on making 1k because i am lazy
>>35539996That's a common meme joke on 4chan, are you the anon who didn't know what a moid is?
>>35539996Lurk more babe
>>35539996It’s an ironic term to describe this place whenever someone takes it too seriously. Basically the phrase goes “[insert globally irrelevant country] [insert mundane unheard of activity] forum/website”.I’ve also seen Malaysian crocheting website or Estonian stampcollecting forum
>>35540040no. i am a proud newfag though.>>35540082i am <3
>>35539996It's commonly used to refer to 4chan as a joke.It's derived from the term "underwater basketweaving" which is another word for a useless degree young men would take in college to avoid being drafted into war. I guess the Mongolian part is a quip at the fact that Americans can't tell asain cultures apart and this was originally a forum meant for discussing Japanese anime and culture.
>a psychic told me not to contact my abusive exdo i do it anyway, anons?
Crazy how everyone here has an ex they can’t get over. I thought men were the problem in all relationships?
me and who?
>>35540311speak now or forever hold your peace
>>35540297I married the only woman I've dated
>>35540699do you think that was a mistake?
>>35540718No, I don't think it was a mistake. Having more experience could of course be a plus, but it doesn't make sense to pass up the right person when she comes into your life. She is a steal and I'm lucky to have someone so beautiful and supportive
>>35540776how old were y'all when u met and married?
>>35531887is it weird that i am obsessed with black girls? they are just so darn pretty to me? is this bad in the same way asian chasers are considered bad?
>>35540297I think about her sometimes, but we were never really together so it doesn't count. I can sit up at night staring at the ceiling, thinking of scenarios in where we made different choices. Would have been's and Could have been's, they're like weights at your feet while you try to swim.Captain Save A Hoe is for erotica, you can't save people who love their misery. that's why I worry about our anons here so much. I wanna do a bit on a drill sergeant's morning roll callhttps://youtu.be/vHpAU-sRqrc?si=06RalZ6cp1Rlcapghttps://youtu.be/Oeez5ypC8dQ?si=1TWJrZ7wwt1mWYld
>>35541298are you white?
>>35541337>you can't save people who love their miseryreal, based, tragic and gay
>>35541355I want to grab you by your shirt collar sometimes and felony baby-shake the shit out of you. You're smart and funny, you're just emotionally agoraphobic! I am issuing a prescription! You must take on ONE (1) outdoor hobby and acquire friend. I Do Not care if you take up fucking Paint Drinking, find a way to do it outside in a social way.
I'm going to start bullying you every day if you don't try. That bullshit story about Edison, guy who allegedly invented the light bulb, I'm paraphrasing the hell out of this>Nah, I didn't fail>I discovered all these ways that don't fucking work
All those with partners, how often do you have sex? Is lesbian bed death real? t. khhv
>>35540186hello fellow newfag
three days out of seven on average I would think? Maybe twice a week? Kids at the house, we need to be discreet but my mom loves having the kids over so sometimes I just kick them over there when I'm particularly thirsty
>>35541396yes ma'am
>>35541472What do you guys do during sex? Just fingerbang and eating? Or do you play with toys?
>>35541570moid moment
>>35541594>moid moment
>ctrl + f "moid">1/11lol
>>35541594> moid moment
>>35541594> moid moment.
>>35541703Moids are in my walls AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>35541702>>35541703>>35541723>>35541754tsk tsk so sensitive! :0
what's the most romantic way to dump my girlfriend?
>>35541998murder/suicide
Gf's mad at me because I called her my "silver medal."
I can't take being among straight women anymore. I can't take feeling how disgusted they all are with me and how they'd never do some things like hug me if they were aware
>>35542137Like they won't hug you, now knowing that you're gay? You're around too many fucked up people. I hug my cum sock friends all the time. I love them and they love me.
Did he rape anyone else here
>>35542217Why so troons rape so much he raped me too we should dox him
>>35542217>getting raped by a scarecrow
>>35542250Shit nigga so ugly he scare me
>>35542217no one cares about your tranny drama
>>35542281I do, he raped me
>>35542192I understand them, because if they wouldn't do it with a man unless specific circumstances, why would they do it with me if they were aware (which they're not)? But it's still driving me insane
>>35542217qrd?
>>35542137Fuck it, just grope them anyways. They deserve it for being judgemental cunts
>>35542328>if they wouldn't do it with a man unless specific circumstancesAre you American? In Europe it is common for women to hug male friends and male close acquaintances. In France it’s common for women and men who meet for the first time kiss each other on their cheeks.
I don’t understand what goes into a straight woman’s mind desu. Why do they put up with men when 99% of them are egotistical, disgusting and dense? Is their biological need to “feel protected” so strong it makes them ignore everything?
>>35542388>t.ranny
>>35542388Straight women feel the same way when they say a handsome man as you do when you say a beautiful woman. It’s not complicated. I’m not attracted to men but I understand the feelings that women and gay men feel towards men because they’re the same feelings I feel towards women.
>>35542394Yes of course, because a mentally ill man pretending to be a woman would care about what straight women think. Fuck off faggot.
>>35542425*when they see
>>35542429as if transbians (like you) don't pant after straight women and "wish they were lesbians"
>>35542388>denseThere are just as many stupid women as there are stupid men
>>35542425Most handsome guys I personally know are usually cheating pricks though. It’s like they know girls will forgive their antics just because they’re attractive. There’s probably an inverse relationship between the attractiveness of a man and how much of a douchebag he is. Very rarely do I meet handsome guys who are actually genuinely decent people.
>>35542384No I'm Spanish but I've never really seen it. I mean among women yes but I've never seen a woman do that to a man.>>35542368But maybe their judgement is correct??. They're the authority in this dynamic if I make them uncomfortable then isn't it their right to distance themselves from me
>>35542441Nice try, but I don’t know and don’t give a fuck to know what troons think.>>35542444True, but at least a majority of us know how to take care of themselves (this board notwithstanding). My brother is 24 and he still doesn’t care to shave or even brush his teeth in the morning, yet complains he can’t find a girlfriend because [insert retarded manosphere reasoning]. Moids genuinely disgust me.
>>35542453Sorry meant to say direct not inverse* fuck I just woke up.
>>35542505>My brother is 24 and he still doesn’t care to shave or even brush his teeth in the morningIs he depressed?
>>35542505sure thing buddy. you already talked about straight women and "their biological needs" as if their biology is somehow foreign to you. sounds like incel rhetoric to me
>>35542571I brought it up because I’ve never had that “biological need” for protection from men, ever. Yet my brothers been telling me all girls should have it. Maybe his manosphere brainrot is getting to me idk. I’m just entertaining that idea because I can’t fathom why they are even attracted in the first place, because of reasons I’ve laid out, and yet I’m supposed to be the lesbo freak here?
>trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies >men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men men stfu PLEASE
>>35542593If you’re not a tranny, then you sound young and stupid. Maybe grow up and experience the world a bit more before you run your mouth.
>>35542593yeah it sounds like you need to spend less time around your brother
Are Russian lezzies into black women? If so where do I find one?
>>35542388I'd put the odds of you being a transbian at 90%. This level of loathing of men is typical of your kind.
>>35542593i have the "biological need" for protection but i want that protection to be from a woman
>>35542679in russia ig
>>35542388I don't get it either. All those posts about "maintenance sex" from straight women make me hurl. They think it's normal when your partner routinely fucks you against your will. If you say the quiet part out loud, they will be offended and call you crazy. And don't get me started on housework, the cuck show that are female contraceptives, and reproduction. Straight women get nothing out of relationships. Maybe they are masochists. Maybe I just can't relate because I'm gay.
>>35542772>They think it's normal when your partner routinely fucks you against your will.Just like female rapists.
>>35542850female rapists aren’t very common except for butches
>>35542388>>35542453>>35542505>>35542593Your brother is a slob but he’s not a monolith of all men. I’ve met plenty of nasty women too, even dated some. You sound like a confused tweenager still living with the manchild that is your brother, and his slobbish ways have made you think you’re unattracted to men. Maybe once you turn 18 and move out you’ll change your mind on all this, maybe even find out you’re actually straight. Is your father as disgusting as your brother?
>>35542772>And don't get me started on houseworkYou mean the stuff that men now overwhelmingly do the majority of in america?
>>35542877>female rapists aren’t very common Is this a joke?
>>35542453>cheaing prickstbdesu, on the whole, het women probably cheat more than het men.
>>35542940>Cougars in the Classroomthey can't even treat it seriously when they're literally calling women rapists lmao
>>35542593I think you need to ask this to a forum of straight women. Most of us also can’t relate to the idea of being attracted to men lol.
>resident loser moid starts seethingI see we have touched a nerve there.
>>35542940Both the media and courts protect them, of course. They barely get slaps on the wrists in courtrooms, and hardly any journalist talks about their raping, despite them doing it at ten times the rate of clergy.
>>35542959>AAAHHHH>if you don't hate men or care about the truth, you must be le man!!!Low iq. There's two of us also.
>>35542940>Dozens in just one yearWow! i guess women are the rapist sex after all!
>>35542948>>35542960It’s a sign of belated progress that the crimes of female-rapists are starting to be called rape by the media instead of “forced sex” and “illicit affair” as was common a few years ago.
>>35542944I think it’s about the same desu. Het women are just better at hiding it since men are sloppy when it comes to sex, and infidelity is a much bigger dealbreaker to men than women in general. Probably a surprisingly huge percentage of married men still don’t know that their partner has strayed compared to vice versa.
>>35542940https://www.ussc.gov/sites/default/files/pdf/research-and-publications/quick-facts/Sexual_Abuse_FY18.pdffuck off dude
>>35542978That's not going to work Brian.>inb4 I'm not a male because I take hormoneslol
>>35542990Fr fr, desu, I think rabid misandry has a very high correlation with transbianism. You're sus.
>>35543015Bro you have the eq of a spoon. Gtfo.
>>35542602Even in clg we fail the bechdel test. We really can’t escape moid discussion no matter where we go huh.
>Americans wake up>thread instantly goes to shitPottery. I wish China would just invade Taiwan already so all of you amerimutts would get drafted/nuked to death. Fuck you.
>>35542988Yeah, you have a point there. Still, given that men are so much more comfy in monogamous relationship, I think women do it more. I have no proof of this, and getting reliable, accurate proof is probably impossible, but my intuition tells me that this is the case.
>>35543045good thing it’s gonna hit bump limit soon. honestly can’t stand playing aMENgus in clg every thread. we should really all just tripfag and timestamp ourselves one day and ignore all anon posters. fuck this.
>>355430451 of the 2 pro moid shitposters is bipedochan who is a euroid and the other is this phoneposter guy who is probably euro too>>35542940>>35542850>>35541754>>35541723>>35541702
>>35543071I don't get why you assume that everyone that doesn't share your radfem-tier hatred of men is a man, crystalcafe anon. Lots of us lesbos are frens with men and have male family members that we don't hate.
>>35543071>we should all just tripfag and timestamp ourselves one daywhy even be on 4chan, at that point. plenty of other sites that require that sort of thing to post
SOMEONE CREATE THE NEW THREADGET ME OUT THIS SCHIZO ONE AHHHHHH
SOMEONE ACCEPT MY DISCORD APPLICATION REEEE
Before the thread ends, I just want to say, I’m the actual dude here shitposting. Thanks for all the (you)s dykefags, it’s been fun playing “aMENgus” with you kek.
>>35543093some of us are just tired of the constant posting about men all the fucking time no matter what
>>35543136>I’m the actual dude hereWe know.
>>35543136you weren't really subtle about it
>>35543136I already assumed you were the fag from gaygen who loves trolling us.
>>35543121The fact we don’t get a recap on threads anymore is a crime but i don’t wanna do it I just want someone else to do the thing I want and not be responsible for anything
>>35543143>>35543167>>35543168I’ll venmo you $20 if you can guess which posts are mine :) some are trickyy be careful
>>35543185Dodging responsibility like a pro. Typical femoid kek.
>>35543193>>35543206 this one’s definitely yours. 1 minute apart even. You’re not very good at this.
next threat must be vegetable edition
i'll make it if noone else will i just don't want to accidentally make a double threat if someone else made one first
>>35543244isnt that what the discord is for? or is nobody actually using it anymore? idk I haven’t been in there for awhile now
>>35543258i'm not in the discord cause from what people said it doesn't seem worth joining
>>35543283it’s not. it’s very toxic
>>35543290thats not shocking given how people are here
>>35543316Women make everything toxic lmaoo colour me surprised. There’s a reason why the all women company shut down :)
>>35543332ok buddy time to stopit wasn’t funny the first time around now it’s just fucking annoying. i was about the to make the next thread but i stopped because id figure you’d be trolling there as well. please get a life.
New threat>>35543350>>35543350>>35543350>>35543350
>>35543316if i wasn’t lazy and anxious and if i even knew how i’d just make my own server and only invite people who aren’t complete freaks. it would be a pretty small server tho i would think
>>35543368someone made a small server and the people there were weird
>>35543392I mean, you can’t come to 4chan and expect people to be well adjusted human beings. It’s expected that we’re all mostly autists. Only hot gym anon (if she was truly real and not a troll LARP) a few threads ago seem like a proper put together person.
>>35543428i meant weird in an unpleasant way. i can handle weirdos if they are fun to be around.
>>35538863>i already possess magic powersoh yeah? prove it. turn me into a hot tall amazon right now.
>>35538960crowds are not my thing so no
>>35539654the former was a pooner repper who literally wanted to fuck (female) dogs >>35540699holy based
