eldritch >>35521141
>>35524107god i need to reënact this with him
homo sex, gay bf
>>35524091>have the weird ability to strictly limit your consumptionI was able to quit cold turkey, but while I was smoking I probably smoked way more than what was healthy for me. It was probably stress related. >I do it as a form of self harm.But also probably related to this if I'm honest.
>>35524107ok come on he didnt have to paint cupid that caked up
>>35524150he did it for us
>>35523950I don't think it's photoshopped https://twitter.com/thedaviddoes/status/1781374532768407640>someone even made a TikTok video about how they saw the dirty couch afterwards for free on the street
>>35524107subtle pedo thread
i wish sissy was here
>>35524158yeah thats why the couch is a meme. its photoshopped. sorry you're not as good as me at noticing such things.
I broke up with my bf after he said the dreamcast was a bad console
>>35524172i think it's just the bright interior lighting that's making you think that
>>35524203good, what a moron
>>35524206nope. its not even a good shop to begin with.
>>35524158WTF lmaoooo>>35524154I think a lot of renaissance/classical painting was an outlet and signaling mechanism for gays since everyone was closeted. There are a lot of questionable paintings like this.
>>35524212I'm buying this from temu
>>35524226how much is temu paying you?
>>35524222id wager to say getting this good at painting the male nude is a road to gayness whether they intend it or not.
>>35524212people pay thousands to lay on a dog bed
its my dream to do a 6 foot tall classical oil painting of a naked man
>>35524222Some of it definitely had pornographic intentions. This looks normal though.
>>35524222saint sebastian paintings are a whole rabbithole
>>35524233A 5$ coupon per post.
Culture has always been made by gays because breeders are too busy breeding and usually get cringe once they have kids
>>35524283the 3 Nicolas Régnier ones are my favorites. I really wanna do a st sebastian painting its a cool concept.
>>35524277Make it tasteful and non horny, but please do.>>35524279>Groping on the left>Kneeling obvious bottom>Guy in the back taking a peek and whispering in his friend's ear>Straight up lovers embrace on the right>Gratuitous booty for no reason
it's my dream to be a mech pilot.
>>35524316i can't do one at the moment i can only do small paintings that i can move out of my room into another space while im not working on them. the only place i could paint is in my room and i dont wanna sleep with all the paint fumes the rest of the time. one day ill have a space away from where i sleep to paint with good ventillation .
>>35524283i never noticed before but the front-most cloth folds looks like a cock uhhh
NOTHING INSIDE
>>35524342took me a sec but wow yea even the balls underneath
If I randomly die to bullshit as soon as I get a good run going again I uninstall noita
classical painted bodies always look chubby even if they're muscular, why didn't they lift or run on a treadmill
>>35524385They didn't have protein powder or mcdoubles back then
>>35524383What the fuck is noita
>>35524385all the models were probably eating good unlike the real life counter parts of the people they were representing.
>>35524283Do not sex the saint.
>>35524385And also if u look at like UFC fighters a lot of times the strongest dudes aren't cut they are big fucking tanks that kill you with inertia>>35524406It's a roguelike / sandbox sim that has cool physics and magic you can actually set things on fire and it will spread. Every pixel is a material that interacts with other stuff and you can make like a wand that shoots a rube goldberg machine nuclear warhead that wipes the screen and kills you but usually you die to being teleported into a vat of acid or just being set on fire too many times
>>35524385It's easier to draw thick bodies compared to thin bodies. There's more space to fill out and flesh details out on a bigger body.
>>35524450>>35524406https://youtu.be/QP21mXgpEvoHere's a trailer, cool game I hate it
why hasn’t science given me a werewolf bf yet? >:(
>>35524565they hate us
>>35524565>>35524574wouldnt you be super scared of a werewolf though
>>35524450Cool. I am interested in Duckside because I like video games and also ducks.https://youtu.be/ZwMwFVu6z3w?si=lPPQa7lyxTpsKvKz
>>35524608Watched a friend play it and it looked like shit lol maybe it will get better
>>35524607no, shut up
>>35524607no? he’s my bf and loves me :)
>>35524342>>35524356how cheeky
>>35524629aww, how sweet>then he eats you
>>35524628are you ready to provide a voice clip yet?
>>35524107why are bottoms women: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23440561/>Tops preferred the feminized male face over the masculinized face, bottoms preferred the masculinized male face over the feminized face, and versatiles did not have a preference.
Cats are shit
>>35524682much like your posts
>>35524678yes, a large portion of gay men simply want to mirror the aesthetics of breeders because it’s “what they know”we’re all very shocked and gagged, I assure you
>>35524682Cats are the shit*
shlomo the khazarian
>>35524729you are obsessed with frotty
>>35524741lol
>Accuse BF of cheating on me>He'd actually just taken a huge shitI've really stepped in it now.
>>35524776what type?
Anyone remembers gemposters from years ago? I thought of him the other day now that HnK has finally ended.
>>355247823 but only because if it was anything else I'd be disgusted.
i want lisa gerrard to smother me with her labia
>>35524794you should get him a toilet with a poop shelf and examine his stools for irregularities
>>35524678Because they deny their innate masculinity.
>>35524852what a bizarre thing to say
>>35524879which one is macron?
i have a theory that bottoms are the real archetypal men who just care about sex and the innocent submissive crap is all an actthink its tops who are the romantics and get fucked over
>>35524906i don’t buy it i think he likes to be punished for being a naughty boy
licentious bottoms
Young top x Old bottom
>>35524984would 4 money. I'm 20 btw. Depends how old too
>>35524984underrated pairing, fucking daddies made me feel very powerful
>>35524677https://voca.ro/1n4q1pcHacgS
>>35525049do you have librarian trauma
Barefoot shallo stomping on fresh popcorn with wet feet.
>>35525134lmfao
>>35524984I hate it mentally but it makes my pp hard ???>>35524918Guilty >:3
>>35525134i just ate popcorn like an hour ago 0.0i didnt step on it tho and my feet r dry
>>35525169Ok? Get them wet and get to it.
Gays shouldnt be fucking with 18 year oldsim a 26 top top and my best friend rn is a 18 yo top and hes literally the most innocent susceptible child ever. Shame on all of you.
>>35525181no i sleep
****** always tells people to take a break but I see her posting the whole day
milk me longstyle bron-don daddy!
>>35524984Make it vers
>>35524682creep
>>35525335>>35525465
a love story isn’t complete unless one of them has to reluctantly kill the other
>>35525723So true, bestie.
>>35525083I don't know what that is
i cant SLEEP REEEEEEEE
>>35525840drink some tea
>>35525204if they didnt want my 30 year old cock they wouldn't message me on grindr sorry
>>35525906is it big?
>>35525911no but it hangs low
>>35525786you sounded scared of someone telling you to be quiet is all
If you've told people you like dicks, you're life is already ruined. You'll spend every day trying to make up for it somehow while in denial.If you haven't, its never worth it. You get nothing for it but the useless company of coping imbeciles. Your instincts are right. Its not liberating, its destructive and chaotic. It impresses no one that matters.It gives you access to nothing but creeps in various phases of degeneration. All of them will look like men but none of them are. What you want isn't on an app or in a club.Maybe you find that intimacy or maybe you don't. But theres no shortcut. And you're not going to be satisfied substituting it with the gay larp. If you try, you will be disappointed and once you learn its a hoax, it will be too late. And the gays will only comfort you until its tiresome.Then you are on your own, socially damaged for the rest of your life. People wont always tell you what they are thinking. But you will know. And you will be reminded, forever.After denial, after the fake relationships, when the parties are over, they will still remind you. And they will know without you saying anything, just by looking at your weird, warped past. And you wont get any points by telling them what they already know, that you chose to live a meme, permanently and forever.
I'm making shepherds pie. It's in the oven now.It is a bunch of mashed potatoes that I made, to which I added cream, butter, sour cream, and chivesthen there's a layer below with ground pork and chicken sauteed, and carrots and garlic I sauteed separately, in a gravy I made using leftover gravy I had from something else (but made from real homemade chicken stockand its topped with parmesan and extra sharp chedar
>>35526403>you're life is already ruinedLMAO stopped reading there
Why are swiftues so radical and obsessive compared ot other pop fans?
hey babes, i love you so much ^__^>>35526403no one cares that you are a fag.. there are plenty of weird loser lonely straight dudes out there that never marry or have kids.. no one will ever know that you are gae unless you are flamboyant and even if you tell them that you are gae, no one cares..
death and deathliness
dead gen + euro hours :((((((((((((((((((((
>>35526571because white teen girls and gays need prop someone up as being the very best, regardless of how actually mid they really are
eat me
>>35526642I’m on a diet
is dick size genetic?
>>35526661yes?? why the fuck wouldn’t it be?
>>35526651it isn't THAT unhealthy maybe next time I will use half sweet potato and try to get my keto-esque relatives to eat it
what can i eat daily? i plan on eating 3 eggs daily since they are cheap, healthy and taste good but what else?
>>35526642looks disgusting but good
shit 'n piss, i guess they never miss, huh
>>35526803You could eat an entire bowl of poop. Or a plate of poop. Or you could drink a cup of poop.
I want my life to be akin to playing Bad Boy by Cascada on loop
>>35526803you're too fat for eggs
>>35526803Try eating lead, that will make the world a better place
>>35526922>>35527090>>35527098wow guys, you are amazing, i came here to spread love and positivity and this is how you treat me.. very not kosher of you..
baby I can see us moving like thatbaby I can see us touching like thatbaby I can see us kissing like that
>>35526477>pork and chickenthen that's not shepherds pie you fuckin' mook!shepherds pie is ground lamb. not pork. not chicken. you made a cottage pie. not a shepherds pie you twat. you're like a gay bottom calling himself bi cause he gets banged by pre-op trannies.
I see my ex boyf on vacation with his new boyf. I see my ex girlf (fat, brazilian) on vacation with her new boyf. Oh I drink whisky about it. Yup I smoke weed about it. Mmm I had a few beers about it. Sometimes life punts you right in the darn keester. What is there to be doing about it? Just keep moving forward, I reckon so. Today is a brand new day. The flowers are blooming, birds singing. It’s all about the thrill of the hunt. Get after it, bros. Grab life by the scrote and never let go! Ask that cute boy out. Build that Lego Eiffel Tower. Relocate that sports franchise. Whatever it is: find the thing that moves you and become a sex god make happen for real! <3>>35527149I recommend eat poop tacos
>>35527149fuck off tourist
>>35527162hopefully today is the day the booze takes you out for good <3
wish i was a nepo baby who made mediocre art or studied linguistics for a living
>>35527173Keep hoping dickhead!
>>35527162>>35527170eat shit and die.. i am not a tourist, i own this thread bitch, this is mine..
>>35527181Pooner chic
>>35527196For you, I can only recommend eat poop à l’orange.
>>35527149>and positivity It checks out given how many trannies have AIDS
You said other bottoms were "boring"But you were gone by the morning
I love the fuzz of hairy legsIt's so divine
>>35527230you just can't say that while being a gay man kek
Are women stupider than men?
>>35527238what'd you think, prince was gunna serve you pancakes?
>>35527260on average yes, does it really matter tho?
>>35527253i don't care about leg hair or if he has noneit's not like im petting his legs
>>35527260yes.. significantly dumber..
>>35527257Yes I can
>>35527304omg gagged her
>>35527289>it's not like im petting his legsMaybe you should
>>35527304dude what, i thought most trannies are stay at home linux programmers n' shit
Are bottoms stupider then women?.
>>35527260technically they're smarter on average, but there's a caveat. their interests are social. rather then enjoying studying the cosmo's or philosophy they would rather tear eachother the fuck apart like it's real house wives of new york. any progress that could be made as a result of their intelligence is stunted by their preoccupation with being jealous bitches.
>>35527304gays have similar statistics..>>35527312it is either that or prostitutes..
>>35527289what if he's hairless and his skin is super smooth and soft?
>>35527317That’s a top
I want to bury myself in his thighs
>>35527334You’re not even gay? You are unironically a “transwoman”?
>>35527339 hairy and smooth legs both feel softunless you're really rubbing or pressing against their leg hard or their leg hair is growing back and feels prickly you won't feel a difference really
>>35527334>gays have similar statistics..According to UNAIDS report it's apparently around 14.5% among the US fags, so no, troons are still way more pozzed by a landslide
>>35527342You mean a prison "top" with hemorrhoids?
>us in the crowd when sissy finally comes back
>>35527312The AGP ones sure are, but even so I wouldn't be surprised if some of them get pozzed in their queer communist diaper wiccan polycules
>>35527377the fuck is wrong with black trans women?
>>35527395I assume you are “sissy” posting as anon. Nobody in their right mind would spend their personal time posting obsessively about some long-gone 4chan trip account.
>>35527371i am a tranny repper.. other trannies don't like me bc i act like a degenerate male pervert..
>>35527417you must be new
>>35527438also bc i look like a man.. and i am not a cute uwu girl..
>>35527422>>35527422
Does a different set of trips post when America is asleep?
>>35527414Dem gay niggas be pozzin' each other on the down-low
>>35527450america is asleep now or very early morning.. euro hours..
>>35527450I am America but I'm awake
>>35527447how you gunna say you love american, but think that it's not great?make america great again? oh so you think america sucks? then fuck off right out of here. don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out.
>>35527149When did 4chan become philanthropy?
gaygen vs me
>>35527438>>35527443Nah I don’t think so. This basti character is a bait LARP. There would be no other reason for a heterosexual “tranny repper” to spend hours upon hours posting in a gay general thread. Real eyes realize real lies, jah feel?
>>35527484no she has breasts and used to post in tranny threads
>>35527348I remember a buddy showing me one of his reviews on a whim and I fell in love immediately, I wish attractive people would just go live on their own island somewhere far away from us less fortunate folk
>he's a top
>>35527488>she
>tops can’t be twinks and feminine Jacob is masc bottom
>>35527488It’s a baitposter dude. I’m not falling for it.
>>35527483i can't tell if this is religious shit or furry shit
>>35527506they can be, but I’m just gonna beat them up and show them their rightful role
>>35527483love a mandingo party
>>35527506i know but it's still funny to think of a femboy with fem mannerisms topping fucks with my mind Everytime
>>35527503>>35527507now THIS is bait
>>35527513Guiding their long oversized penises into your musksy?
>>35527538into what
>>35527538more like caving their chest in until their lungs collapsed and leaving them head down ass up for a wonderful conga line of true tops
it’s already been established that basti is just conbot’s newest character. or at least they’re eerily similar. just with a transgender slant this time.
>>35527490bruhif he's attractive then you must be some sort of goblinyou can get those legs just by working out
>>35527551conbot is in the slammer for stealing toilet paper
dont pretend you wouldn't molest a low iq bigoted maga twink
my gay mind works like this the time, how do I make it stop?
Are you guys actually gay? Like for reals?
>>35527484heterosexual “tranny repper” means that i am attracted to men.. a straight tranny is attracted to men.. that would mean that i repp as a gay man so i obviously would be here.. trannies also thought and some still think that i am a larp since some trannies also like creating characters and larping, ex.:eden.., also bc i don't shave my beard cause i am lazy and act like a man..>>35527551idk who conbot is..
>>35527585I would rather molest a low iq bigoted maga hunk
>>35527606im trying to scam some fuckin retard into entering into a life partnership with me using my butthole so maybe im not sure all i am certain of is tops are very stupid haha
>>35527606Are you not? Cringe
>>35527608I don’t know what any of this psychotrannybabble means but I’m pretty sure you need to go outside more often. None of this shit is real dawg.
>>35527585Twinks should be pure not maga
>>35527618Blessed brother Haribo, I hope you succeed in scamming hunky sexy retards into poundimg your handsome boyhole.
>>35527659me too
i waste a lot of money on paint i buy the paint from the internet and it turns out to be a colour i hate and then i throw it in a big bag where it sits there for all time to dry up and never be used
>>35527718wdym paint? are you some kind of drawfag?
>>35527727he paints Warhammer models. fake haribo fan
>>35527718post pics of your art
>>35527734oh, that's kinda lame, i thought he actually does something creative for a sec
>>35527737He creates smiles and warm feelings every time he posts.
>>35527548True tops bottom tho.>>35527546Man musky wussy.
>>35527734i figured he was huffing itwould explain things
>ywn paint haribo with your cum
>>35527746he's loved by a few bipedos on here and that's about it
Thoughts on fake bisexual women?
>>35527777Why would you speak such evil with your quads?>>35527781Nah we all love him. And so do you, anon! You’re just being all tsundere about it.
lean tops x muscle bottoms
How mandatory is bush on your hypothetical boyfriend? Do you demand he trim, or wax, or embrace a full forest?
>>35527718Mix them together and see if any combinations make colors you do like. Ez.
>>35527813i think it's best kept somewhat trimmed, but full on wax is a huge red-flag unless he's a professional model or bodybuilder desu
>>35527789>bisexualAll of them are fake.>women All of them are fake.
>>35527813The only thing I don’t like is a really thick/long full bush. Anything else is fine.
>>35527813listen:i'm tryin' to suck some dick, not floss my teeth.
>>35527813Full forest, with an option to trim the area immediately around the dick, anything more feels wrong
>>35527841>he doesn’t like hurrying his nose and forehead into a musky thicket
>>35527813I want a bush. Guys who shave it all off have crabs or something.
>>35527813I don't care. If it looks good, it just works.
There’s this incredibly muscular and bearded Arabic manlet at my gym. He looks like Gilgamesh. Oiled body and all. Goddamn. I want to pick him up and suck his dick on my shoulders. I hate being attracted to dwarves.
>>35527857>I hate being attracted to dwarves.Come on anon, someone has to be
>>35527841I am flossing my teeth currently right now. Need to go see a dentist soon.
Bush bush bush bush bush George bush
that's it, i'm breaking up with haribo
There's a guy who's really into me and I like him too but he's insistent on shaving his beard despite looking like shit without it so I think I'll have to tell him off
>>35527853>>35527866MoreMore bush
>Thursday morning>Gays discussing pubic hairFigures.
I do pull-ups in my basement until somebody loves me. I doing pull-ups a very long time.
>>35527883https://twitter.com/axl_f__
>>35527868
>>35527928Frogs can’t be twinks
>>35527928cool hat haribo!!!
>>35527924CuteBet he smells amazing
Just watched Monkey Man Dev Patel is hot
>>35527972I want to bury my face in his pits and chest/stomach so bad.
>>35527924I love you.
>>35527944its a good job im not a twink and that am shredded>>35527955thank you it was a prize i won in a competition,
>>35527910It's afternoon THOUGH
>>35527972was it good? very tempted to pay to rent it. trailer looked good
>rare time I have to go into work for a while>have to put on pants>grabbing lunch with someone I was hoping to put off seeing>boss offered to treat me to a meal because I've lost weight (haven't been eating) and I'm apparently looking too thin>various other bullshit going on in my lifeI feel like I'll probably be getting wasted this weekend.
I had this horrible revelation that despite being in my 30's, I am still very much the same loser I was when I was in high school. Still socially awkward AF and no-game, still retarded, just now I am more cynical and with grey-hairs.
>>35527911retard speak anon??
>>35528008>am shredded I wouldn't go that far but you do look more masc than the average twink.
>>35528066Sexooo
>>35528046YES it is me, treasured hariboss. I hope you have a very friendly day. I hope every sip is perfectly refreshing.
>>35528066Is this the guy that tops shallo and his boyfriend?
>>35528066is this the most recent haribo? looking good :)
>>35528066im fucking jacked ffs
i hate being a loser that uses 4chan :((((((((
>>35528099i am going to kidnap you and marry you in a big cathedral :)
>>35528099This is a bottom btw
>>35528099perfect top
>>35528099angles..
>>35528099haribo pls become ultimate giga chad alpha rapist top uwu
>>35528038>socially awkward AF >no-game>cynical I'm 25 and all those things and more. I've just never given a shit about it. You can only be a loser if you pay the game.
>>35528099cute
>>35528099This is precisely why cherished haribo is “the president of rock n’ roll”
>>35528099*blows on your tummy to make you laugh and ruin your giga chad top vibe*lmao
>>35528167im going to shag ur arse to a gza type beat
what the fuck is a gaza type beat
>>35528186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKvKnuvXUSU
why has everyone gone so quiet ffs
>>35528235Cause you are here
>>35528235An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity.
>>35528235the subject wasn't about trannies, and besides hating on trannies no one has anything interesting to talk about here..
>>35528066I can tell you have an ugly face
>>35528265post ur ass
>>35528235>post pictures of a... certain nature>everyone else stops postinghmmmm
>>35528271More like this. Plus filthy, gritty, grimy masc pigs.
Good morning kiddos. Or other time of day for all the wacky timezone lads out there. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ulj5UJ5GHvE
>>35528286>I can tellI have a degree in Linguistics.
>>35527847This
>>35528271Ideal bottom
>>35527972He got naked in Skins
>>35528304Would you? >>35528099
>>35528271perfect top
dont answer him weca he is trying to turn everyone agaisnt eachother
>>35528287nah, i am not a hoe, i don't care about posting my dick but i don't like posting my ass..>>35528288i can't believe people here are so much coomers to jerk off to that pic..
>>35528271why cant men like this post in gaygen instead of haritroon
I missed the catbox mp4 of one of the trips doing naked squats over the camera
>>35528354United we stand, divided we fall!
>>35528304Good morning! Listened to some Aphex on a plane the other day. His stuff gets you in such unique moods, I love it. Also, found out about another one of his alts recently.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpJvFeCntHo
>>35528304morning weca
>>35528384Yeah he’s got tons of interesting stuff. One of my main go-to artists when I’m in the mood for something electronic. And also Boards of Canada. But thanks for the rec, I’ll have to check this EP out later. >>35528403More like gaynadian
BIGWESTERN CANADIANBALLS
>>35528304Fav aphex twink songhttps://youtu.be/3_MRe3JwFc8
can I have a diagnosis for why I'm into guys like this?
>>35528417Fun fact: Canadian Football uses larger balls than American Football>>35528431Yes that one is lovely. I also really like this one from the Syro album. https://youtube.com/watch?v=RUAJ8KLGqis
>>35528452pedophilia
>>35528452Are you bisexual?
>>35528452You’re bisexual
I think we would get along better if you just stuck to taking dick and otherwise just kept quiet. Go make some gay friends or sumn if you want to talk, idk.
>>35528496Be the change you want to see.
>>35528066>>35528099>hairlessRuined
>>35528452Terminal bisexuality
>>35528475he's 18>>35528479>>35528494I have never been aroused by the female form, female face, or female voice. I was looking at hairy otter hunks and then saw this femboy on chaturbate humping his chair and it turned me on watching him be so free with his sexuality.
The trannies in Monkey Man were cool because of the spirituality behind it. Adherents of Kali’s destructive femininity.
>>35528496>Go make some gay friendsBut that's what /gaygen/ is for!
maybe im a repressing femboy omg :(
>>35528569her tranny era...fly high cister...
>>35528569“femboy” is a porn category, not an actual identity.
>>35528585i love boysluts
>>35528594based
>>35528585That’s one hell of a haircut lol
>>35528594are twinks not an identity either?
>>35528585Who comes up with these hairstyles
New>>35528633
>>35528627I mean not really. Twink is a body-type. How would it be an identity?
>>35528619rubbing my face on the nape of his neck as I thrust deep into him must feel so good
>>35528639unfortunately we are out of time
>>35528639You sure that thing's human?
>>35528659How dare you talk about Christine-chan the trans icon like this