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>>35528633bowiesque
>>35528633https://youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs
>>35528655fembowiesque
>>35528633thousand knives I listen to at night sometimes
>>35528670
>>35528660I don’t mean to insult Ryuichi Sakamoto, by the way. He was a pretty amazing artist. You guys should all watch the movie “Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence.” Sakamoto did the score and he’s actually in the film (along with David Bowie). It’s a beautiful film and it’s gay-adjacent.
Date your brothers.
>>35528725He did a soundtrack for a gay filmhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRW80bBvVD3UFxecvfD18GNgz1mG82oiK&si=G1uvkWC68dUSmgrR
>>35528843Oh wow I didn’t know about this. Must’ve been one of the last things he did. I’ll have to check it out.
>>35528633https://youtu.be/H4hWMqYCGKQ?t=585
>>35528633i'm really sad i can't have children without going through the demonic surrogacy process or tricking a woman into thinking i'm straight
gay sex with boys
tf is this weaboo shit
>>35528923>demonic surrogacy processlol who cares
>>35528923Why not be honest with her? Maybe find a fujoshi girl who doesn't mind being a cuckquean.
If you support trans rights you are going to get a Sonichu medallion soaked with my cum and saliva! Limited offer only!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMD7UUMZ0pQ&list=PLmMmr1jpPlKPQ-uGqSAN9bfv04HxvI5Dl&index=8
>>35528989The kind of a fujo who could've possible done that has long since trooned out
I LOVE RETARDSPEAK ANON
>>35528989do they exist??
Imagine eating this good
>>35528923dw, a good amount of straight men won't have children also.. being gay filters you the same way as being an incel..
>>35529050>root beer gigabased
>>35528923Kinda sucks that surrogacy is banned in the Christian dogma. I feel like maybe find a girl with slow death cancer or something. Have her give birth to your kids then let her die and take the kids.
>>35528923my friends are all starting to have friends and the baby crazy is beginning to kick in honestly.
>>35529059or they get married and have kids and get divorce-cucked
>>35529019Damn its too late then. Might've been possible 10 years ago.
we miss tankanon
>ywn see humanity evolve into two separate species made up of gays and lesbians
>>35529027and he loves you ;)
>>35529050>>35529073what does root beer taste like?t. ewropeen
>>35529143Dookie.
Dear Abby,I am attracted to my boyfriend's younger brother who has confided in me that he is sexually curious. Last night he briefly kissed me on my mouth out of nowhere when I was making my boyfriend a meal while he was coming home from work and I just froze up as if time stood still and didn't know what to say. I'm too much of a passive bottom to figure out what I should do. Can you help?
>>35529143sarsaparilla
you gays shouldn't have kids for the same reasons troons shouldn't have kids. gay and tranny is genetic. also imo if you are not chad with amazing genetics or rich, you should not have kids cause your kids are going to be wageslaving normies with meh lives.. only chad should have kids imo..>>35529098betabuxxing, the only way to have kids as a normie dude is to betabuxx but that is not fun and idk if the kids are worth it..
>>35529143A bit like a cross between aniseed and soda
>>35528633I had a dream about him not too long ago. Woke up and realized he was dead...Can't say I know much about him but I like his music and that one ww2 movie with him. Also very pretty even as an old man
>>35529161Lots of ugly fat straight people get married and have kids. That's why there's so many ugly people everywhere. Hypergamy is not an excuse for not breeding.
>>35529156Polyamorous relationship with your boyfriend and his brother.
>>35529143Dump a a coca cola over vanilla ice cream then pour black pepper and melted licorice over it.that's what it tastes like
>>35529161According to certain studies maternal female relatives of gay men tend to have more kids, so it's not like gay genes or whatever are a complete dead-endThen again, most gays aside perhaps from very faggy fems and crypto-troons would probably prefer a son over a daughter
What are your personal reasons for wanting to raise children as a gay man?
>how can I integrate my obstinate rejection of life as a natural male with some prop to cope and imitate the lifestyle I deliberately chose to rejectBRING ME AN INNOCENT CHILD
This talks reminds of the fact that Thomas Mann had four children, was attracted to one of them and three were bisexual.
>>35529156Abby is going to seduce and steal your bf Ben. Ben can try out the younger brother after Abby takes his bf out of the picture.
>>35529118I do hope he's ok
Having a kid would be cool I think. Maybe when I'm like 30 tho
>>35529202> Lots of ugly fat straight people get married and have kids.this seems to be changing, it is too early to tell though.. i think the future is shifting towards hypergamy and a lot of dudes being cucks sadly.. if i were a cis woman, i would only want to have kids with chad, i would rather be a single mother and have kids with him than have kids with an average dude but have his support..
>>35529259Tell me more
Anyone else always end up bitter, disillusioned, and depressed when thinking too much about their life, their past, and how it's gone? Happy memories or reminiscence is quite rare.
>>35529259I'd honestly teach my child how to shoot a gun after he hits puberty. To protect himself from any rapists, including me or my partner.
>>35529238I don't want any >>35529267I feel like parents should be banned from having kids after 25. Both my parents are older and I can hardly relate to people my own age because I was raised to listen their boomer music and watch crap they liked. It's way better to have younger parents you can share commonalities with.
>>35529310well obviously
>>35529027who?
>>35529310You are bitter, disillusioned, and depressed because you have not made peace with the cruelty and unfairness of the world towards the fragile human life. Make peace with the human condition.
>>35529244>Why don't they buy girlsIt's such a weird question when you think about it. Gay men and lesbians alike barely give a shit about the other sex, it's rather obvious this apathy or even distaste would also apply to children.Also imagine being a boy raised by dykes, good god.
I like Ariana Grande
>>35529259Based dad.
>>35529310I think about selling all my stuff and travelling around the world with just a carry-on backpack of all my belongings for the rest of my life. I think that's the only way I'm going to be truly happy.
>>35529244Even straight men know that women are merely baby factories. After artificial wombs can replace women, total women death is imminent. Their one valuable asset is lost and they are no longer needed.
>>35529310For me the solution is easy: just move to another country and start a new life taking into account all the prior mistakes.
>>35529310This is thay dayYour crisps will really tasteThis is the dayWhen crisps nyoms into placehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxazmzy0vAo
All bottoms in
>>35529411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VutjPU05Jn8
how can i accept never having kids? my sister is infertile so i was kinda groomed into the idea of having kids and a family since i was little.. i am still obsessed about being a straight man and maybe finding a gf, only for that reason..
>>35529456Just have kids? Find a woman? It's not that hard.
>>35529456Find a woman and pull the AGP tranny on her by trooning out after she has popped out a kid or two
>>35529456You gonna have to lay off the HRT.
>>35529456Be a top
I see no evidence that self identified sexual minorities are entitled to children whatsoever. You reject basic nature and social values to satisfy some deviate sexual cope and demand that everyone else not only tolerate another mockery that transmits your antisocial values to another generation, but that they forget the preceding millenia where people like you could simply get their shit together and grow out of it in time to put the same work in as everyone else of making children as normal as anyone else.No, this does not work and its clear why. Because you make an obvious undeniable choice to place your sexual comfort over the well being of a child. And then you demand to have someone elses child to program with your same failed values.This is the ego that tolerance for this inevitably breeds and precisely why every society historically reaches a point where the consensus is to cull you like diseased animals. You simply can't think beyond your dicks.
i can still be a navy pilot btw a-HAAAAAA
>>35529512vocaroo pls?
>>35529512You can also speak German.
>>35529408Yeah until the power goes out. Its not enough to make humans dependent on trading skills to acquire food with tokenized distribution like kept animals. You want to make reproduction technology dependent too.And people wonder why its always said cockroaches will inherit the earth.
>>35529466>>35529478i was a blackpilled incel, i am ugly, i look like a weak beta male nerd, the only thing i have is being 6 feet.. women don't find me attractive.. i would have to looksmaxx/gymmaxx for a few years and then betabuxx and even then i would have to explain my lack in experience and why i am not attracted to women, how am i going to fuck a woman as a tranny that is only into men? i fucking hate life..
>>35529512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
Good morning!! ^-^What kind of coffee would you like today?
I just wonder why so many serial killers are into crossdressing
I'm just glad my parents never ask me or my brothers (who have girlfriends) to have kids. They just only care about money.
>>35529559I am about to get a regular drop coffee black. Normally I like McD coffee which is the best thing they have on the menu.
>>35529575my parents don't care anymore desu, this is like my personal vendetta now.. i fucking hate women..
>>35529575Some care about both :)
>>35529525https://voca.ro/19odcNInGOoF
>>35529559Mocha latte please, or vanilla
>>35529575My mom was kind of relieved when I told her I'm gay because she explicitly doesn't want grandkids
>>35529574Its the gayness. Murder is only one of their vices. Gays fundamentally hate humanity.
hello :)
>>35529636
>>35529637>crossdressing serial killers are almost universally AGPs into women>Its the gayness.
>>35529589Your hot black coffee is ready, sir!>>35529617Mocha vanilla latte coming right up!
>>35529684Yeah no ones buying that claptrap. They're queers and psychobabble doesn't change that.
>>35529646Henlo :)
>>35529700Ty ^^
Who cares? Are y'all moneymaxxxing? That's all that matters.
Which gaygen poster would you date?For me? It's caribou (haribo).
>>35529684I saw a buffalo bill calendar on amazon the other day
>>35529720You're welcome! ^-^
>>35529637There is nothing wrong with hating humanity though. They deserve it.
>>35529733nobody because "relationships" (slavery) is for suckers
>>35529733I would date anyone as long as they had a good heart <3
>>35529733my gaygen bf is dead so now i consider myself widowed :(
>>35529782sounds gae to me uwu
>>35529704I'll put it in a way even a retard like you will understand it: men who are so horny for women they want to wear their skin are by definition not gay because of that "horny for women" part. Now go direct your complaints about this to the outer /tttt/ instead of bitching here, the men who wish they were anime lesbians will gladly argue with you
>>35529805Noooo its just love >///<
If I were born half a year later, my boyfriend would be a pedophile according to the "half your age plus 7" rule
need >>35528099
Morning tummy!https://litter.catbox.moe/22qeni.jpg
>>35529867he's so pretty. you are a lucky man
>>35529646long time no see, how have you been sailor?>>35529867i want too see what he looks like at his worst angles
>>35529884you're always laying in a bed in all your photos, are you tied up?
>>35529842i bet you want to hug, kiss and hold hands with men too. maybe even *gasp* cuddle them!!! super gay.>>35529884once again a Straight boi showing his tummy to gay men to seek their attention. why would a Straight boi want gay men's attention... unless he is gae himself u_u checkmate Gay boi!!!! i exposed your plans yet again. you can't fool meeeee
>>35529812A sexual deviate is a sexual deviate. There is no point in quibbling why one wears a dress and another loves men so much they act like women.Gays are hilarious in that they keep forming splinter groups to blame for this pathology or that. And in the end, the most morally pure distillate they can produce is men who want to pretend marry and adopt a son so they can keep butt fucking without interruption so the poor boy has to grow up knowing that his "dads" prefer a literal asshole to a mother and view him as an actual substitute for the shit it produces.
>>35529959kek
>>35529959lmfao
>>35529913just chilling skating and drinking beer and stuff
>>35529971trip the fuck on buffalo bill, you ain't fooling anyone
felt cutemight delete later
>>35529615>Realizes Camus is a retardHaribo this is way hotter than any lewd you could ever post. Also, read Aristophanes (the Roche translation). I guarantee you will laff.
>>35530030stealing the reigns from haribo
>>35530030the king has returned!!!! (post hole)
>>35530030beautiful boy
>>35530064he has a way bigger dick than haribo too
>>35530030how will haribo even compete? is it over? will these two bottoms fight over The King Twink Throne? find out on the next episode of Twink Balls G!
>>35528633these are my favorite sakamoto (PBUH) traxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGs_vGt0MY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXGU8TSDdg0
>>35529964>you're always laying in a bed in all your photosNot in this one!https://litter.catbox.moe/hfqgpr.jpg>are you tied up?Nooo, haha>>35529969>i bet you want to hug, kiss and hold hands with men too. maybe even *gasp* cuddle them!!! super gay.Y-yes but not in a gay way! >~<Cuddling just feels good and is a bonding moment...>once again a Straight boi showing his tummy to gay men to seek their attention. why would a Straight boi want gay men's attention... unless he is gae himself u_u checkmate Gay boi!!!! i exposed your plans yet again. you can't fool meeeeeI just thought someone might appreciate it... I am a giving boi. (๑•﹏•)
>>35530030Wow, handsome! :D
>>35530086TITS
my balls itch man, i have depression..
>>35530137>is a bonding momentwhy would you want to bond with gay men??? unless...... ur gaiiii :3>I am a giving boi.i'm not falling for your tricks Gai boiiii uwu i exposed your gae plans yet again. i'm a very good detective with a big brain. uwu
>>35530189it's so cringe that a middle aged man is writing this to another middle aged man...
GG have you ever heard of nonograms? Just found out about them and I'm already entranced.
>>35530150>>35530079thanks :3>>35530064I won't be sticking around anyway
>>35530216you never played piccross?
>>35530030AI image. The real skunk would never be seen near a bath towel.
>>35529615>>35530046im like 4/5ths through the book on exorcisms. im so over it every time i read it im just so bored but i finish what it start. couldnt fall asleep last night though but didnt wanna read any more of it for the night so i started yet another book on my shelf ive never read. the introduction is like a quarter of the total length and its like a background introduction to Lap Tzu as a figure historically and shit like that. Good enough for me since its completely different subject and im not bored by it rn. Kinda excited to get to the meat of it. i enjoy old man wisdom.
pizza for breakfeast!!
IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF SO I CAN BE WITH RYUICHI SAKAMOTO FOREVER
>>35530137can you FUCK OFF
>>35530239uh oh stinky
>>35530216yeah I used to play those on my phone. it's a fun little puzzle game and actually good for your mind since it makes you think.
>>35530242lol
>>35530256this this this this this
>>35530239Or wearing a cross.
>>35530284is that straight boy?
i hate you trannies invading gay men spaces, both the StraightTroonBoi ane eden..
>>35530284i’m not eden you retarded fucking nigger kill yourself
>>35530189>i'm a very good detective with a big brainBut do you have a degree in linguistics?
>>35530282come to Jesus brothers
>>35530286 close desu
>>35530286Margaret Cho
>>35530196
>>35530286no, it's a half-jewish, half-asian woman called eden who runs the gaygen wiki
>>35530216My general rule is that if I never heard of it, its probably witchcraft to be feared and hated.
>>35530263? why is that funny
>>35530296all the guys who are built like this are inevitably like a foot shorter than me everytime. so id have to use his chest like a pair of bongos until his sternum is extra red.
>>35530030i want to eat his ass
>>35530335Idk it just seems funny. I hope its good pizza.
>>35530324kek you were really mad enough to make that
>>35530348it's hawaiian
>>35530337pay me first
>>35530380no ones paying to eat an expired fags crusty ass get real
>>35530349calm down eden
>>35530336i always feel like im giving a short top a piggyback ride during sex
>>35530386i'm handsome enough to charge
eden replacing cooper as big tranny boogeyman
>>35530377they should use bigger boxes
>>35530399about time
>>35530349Not exactly a lot of effort buddy
>>35530380i would if i lived closer
>>35530386Trip on debbie
>>35530410it's really cute how upset you are
Ancient Greeks thought big penises were barbaric and so do I.
>>35530241>book on exorcismsVery creepy stuff. Do you believe they're real, or just reading for entertainment?>Lap TzuI'm a big time China h8r, but I bet there's some good stuff in there. >>35530235Nope, but I'm addicted now!>>35530262It's like sudoku but with fun pixel art, I love it.
>>35530439Well they lived next to Africa, so...
I'm not sure if this is the place to discuss this but how do I overcome my fear of anal, guys? I got a tiny 3 inch anal plug today to test the waters and tried it out once I got fresh out the shower.I didn't use lube but it didn't go in uncomfortably, I went as slow as possible. And it didn't feel bad but I was pussying out before I could push it all the way in. When does it feel like good? Am I an idiot?
>>35530439nah nah the ancient greeks and romans had very small flaccid penises but when they were erect there was a huge size differencejust like mine
>>35530471me too
I kind of want to do an ancestry test- but I have a feeling my results would be very boring and predictable. I have my own predictions as to what they might be. Overall potential waste of money.
>>35529867I need your dad
>>35530457Lose the toy, go to a bar, find a lonely straight man who is in a pussy drought, get him drunk, do the reveal driving him home, then let him hate fuck you.If you can't pull off the androgyny look to do it then you were in the wrong business anyways.
>>35530482they are a waste of money unless you dont know imo
>>35530482They are all a con anyways. People send samples to different services and get vastly different results. The last funny one I saw someone mailed in swabs from their pet lizard and still got results.
>>35530499My results would likely just be mostly ethiopian with some small southern arabsin ancestry and maybe very very small amount of bantu. That is my prediction.
>>35530453It all makes sense if you think about it. Europeans never had that much sun and had to focus on their brain to survive, while Africans never had harsh winters and so Europeans needed to figure out ways to survive and had to plan, to invent, that's why Northern European countries have a high ratio of Nobel prize winners but not Southern European countries.
>>35530488oh no trust me I can pull of an androgynous look quite well I'm just very stupid you see and have this lovey dovey relationship fantasy in my mindI'm not big into toys but I just wanna know what's its like. I'm scared.
>>35530452>exorcisms reali dont think i could ever believe something like that was real secondhand but if i ever meet and excorcist i would ask to go along to an exorcism and document it. i have alot of critiques of this particular set of stories but the easiest to make and most glaring is in each separate excorcism performed by completely different excorcists the demons always at some point refer to "the kingdom" as the wording for like the legions of hell and their dwelling. whatever the authors intention was there in including that detail, perhaps to give some sort of cohesiveness in the separate excorcisms as apl existing within a singular real framework. If any other books on excorcisms leave out that one particular wording in english it throws the whole thing into fabrication territory. And i have one more book on excorcisms to read but ima need a break after this one.>chinai think modern china is stupid but i like ancient traditions and histories.
>>35530518With a little dash of white. Pure black coffee likely doesn't exist in America.
>>35530518can you link a tune for people who want to be diced into a million cubes and thrown in the trash
I wish I were a Roman Emperor
>>35530457toys are not that fun you need to find a bf. a bf is the only thing that will be patient enough and understanding you are an anal sexing virginity please do not give that to a hookup i feel like that will be painful and so on
>>35530520This all falls flat once you realize the indigenous people of northern Europe prior to migrations from anatolia had not even developed Agriculture, a pretty strong indication of long term planning. In general, a lot of innovations we might expect from a society that had to 'plan forward' and 'invent', simply did not originate there and instead were made in warmer climates. Not much evidence to suggest northern Europe, the colder parts of Europe had any particularly high innovation compared to warmer climates, nor were any of their societies complex enough to indicate this suggested correlation.
>>35530556Hadrian was the best, if we're talking ideal fag relationship.
>>35530551https://youtu.be/Kjr7US2Z9aY?si=0SdRJHdpttuPhvBr
>>35530471I’m gonna need some primary sources, bud
guys it's so easy, all you need is a good metabolism and a gym membership and I'm going from skinnyfat goblin mode to hourglass flat as a board tummy that makes me confident enough to wear a tube top when its summerI can't wait.
>>35530585lmao fr
>>35530626there are no sources, I made it up.except my my dick, which I didn't make upit is very very almost pitabily small when unerect and it's about 7 inches erect.
>>35530618ty
>>35530539>"the kingdom"Yeah seems like a fake. Tinged with false modern theology about demons all being in some cohesive group and living together in hell.
>>35530030As you get older you sure get cuter I hate this fact about you the most Would I suck your dick? ProbablyYou’re still a cringe faggot tho ugh
>>35530665it still go interesting stuff in it though. i wanna make horror stuff in the future and excorcisms is a fun setting to work with.
male nun
>>35530640yasss sis we're all gonna make it
>>35530677priestess
>>35530677male buns
Twinks with bushy pits uwu
>>35530687fuck yes I don't care anymore, fuck itjust go full material gurl mode it makes me feel confident and happy.
>>35530652I’m gonna need proof of that, chief
I love being made to feel unhinged for fun LOL!!
>>35530677They exist. They're called "brothers."
>>35530640I've been eating pizza almost everyday for like a month and I haven't gained any weight. Some of us are just blessed with good genes.
>>35530556Honestly, is it even possible to be a gay top and not wish for this?
I need to be fucked asap
>>35530744this but instead their all hot and fighting for the sanctity of my soul (gay)
>>35530520Theres more to it than even that but you're generally correct. You have to consider selection patterns for social behavior in desperate close quarters, luxury of communal time to refine vocabulary, impulse reaction vs pattern detection to evade threats, selection for neural potentiation ie learning increasingly abstract phoneme associations and its effect on other potential intelligence for more selection and so on.Intelligence is more of a side effect accident than survival tool, emergent from memorizing vocals and later, symbols. The sooner in development the impulse control is possible and manifested, the sooner information processing for true/false begins. Intelligence is basically a secondary application for sorting phonemes and symbols for comparison. So the environment has to remain stable for it to be possible, so impulse reaction isn't as necessary, and maturity/control can be reached sooner. You can't spend time forming and remembering sounds to represent abstract ideas if you have to freeze and run every time theres a noise in the bushes.Likewise, having fast reflexes isnt helpful if the thing trying to kill you is freezing air and you haven't realized it happens every twelve moons and prepare.
>>35530747I eat too much fucking junk food and the outcome is not obesity but just an ugly goblin midsection. Everything I have is thin and skinny except for my tummy, which isn't nessisarily big or noticable in clothes but it's just flabby and gross and I'm sick and tired of being idle I want to be the best I can be and to me the "best I can be" is to look as fuckable as I can.
>>35530585>>35530645Samefag. But thanks for affirming my black identity. >>35530541Whites never made any historic genetic migrations to Ethiopia. If you mean 'caucasian', there's nonwhite Caucasians aswell. The fact of the matter is, there would be no reason, historically speaking, for there to be any substantial, or really any, white DNA in ethiopia nor with the bantu migrations that would reach the southernmost parts of Ethiopia(where one of my family's tribes, Gurage/Sister, originate from, who themselves have some Semitic ancestry as well as speaking a mix of both Semitic and afroasiatic languages).White ancestry simply wouldn't make sense, but maybe a distant common ancestor is shared. It's just not likely to pop up on an ancestry test. Ethiopia historically was very isolated with exception to very distant southern arabian migrants that mixed with some of the populations, mostly concentrated within northern ethiopia, where some of the gurage is theorized to have potentiall migrated from toward the south.
I want to learn about my ancestors' history but everyone just focuses on the colonialism part.
>>35530742We love you too sis
>>35530781LMAOOOOO YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BLACK????
Sabrina Carpenter sucks
>>35530781>sister*Silt'e.
My ancestors were irish peat diggers for about 400 years so y'know.
>>35530757There was this really hot friar at my church once. My mom even got the hots for him. She said what a pity it is that he would waste his good looks by joining the clergy.
>>35530673I will always be hotter and cooler than you
Dan was way too real and masc for this autistic bottom hang out rip
>>35530838He is likely here. He actually shows up to his hook-ups and for that alone he is real.
>>35530675Exorcist demon hunter videogame would be so sick.
new video from my husbandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNQ4pg0gPe4
>>35530838trip on dan
You guys have any insight on what perfume smells nice on a bottom? I wanna have a genuine routine.
>>35530803Negative. I didn't say that. You are retarded?
>>35530878i love vanillas
>>35530748I'm a vers bottom and I want that
bottoms should smell sugary and sweet
>>35530878Old Spice Fiji
>>35530838>Dan was ... masc o lawdy
>"lgbt">it's ALL (99%) trans women, even the lesbian thread is trans>most threads are about diapers, self harm scars, people larping as babies or little girls, fake larp stories>open homophobia against gay men in most threads, despite "transbian" being male x male relationship too
>>35530885>>35530900That's what I was thinking... but I don't wanna smell like pure bubblegum dwops. I think. Maybe.
>>35530900Just like you?
>>35530878something fresh and clean, not necessarily cologne but just a nice smelling deodorant. avoid sweet/foodie scents, it's really off putting.
>>35530908I happen to like being called a faggot, because I am a faggot. I like it.Embrace this mentality and nothing will bother you.
>>35530909you can find soft sweet ones. I did that scentbird thing for a few months and i swear to god some of these sugary ones straight up have you smelling like a pez dispenser its insanely over the top.
>>35530828I will always be cooler than both of you. No one is as cool as me. I am the coolest. You can call me Chilly Ice McFrost, thats how cool I am. Me. Not anyone else. All me. I am the coolest.
The ghost of Dan
>>35530916yes
>>35530878As a top, in my opinion something classy. My boyfriend is a total bottom but I think I fell in love with him when he sprayed his cologne on my Christmas presents as a teen, and it was kind of rustic... I wouldn't wear something cutesy and feminine (even if you're fem)But if you really want to, I love the smell of cherry vanilla
>>35530908Let's not talk about them sis
>>35530189>why would you want to bond with gay men??? unless...... ur gaiiii :3I'm just a very emotional and bonding person...! >~< I form strong bonds with people... I can't help it. It's in my nature! >///<>i'm not falling for your tricks Gai boiiii uwu i exposed your gae plans yet again. i'm a very good detective with a big brain. uwuThere are no tricks heeeere
>>35530926It doesnt bother me, theyre just so unhinged. The whole movement is bonkersLook how normies are turning against them and they dont even know the half of it
>>35530928A soft vanilla sounds like the ticket for me.
*cough cough* TOPShonestly this is a good vers scent because its masculine but also kinda warm and sweet.
sony vegas crashes a lot
>>35530942>as a teenHow long have you been with him?
>>35530963>not using after effectsNGMI
>>35530963just use capcut my guy>t. uses capcut for work
>>35530892>emperor>taking it in the assIt's like you want to end up like Elagabalus
>>35530221You're welcome! ^-^
Thinking about Dan’s big funny looking cock
I like the smell of my bottom cooking in the kitchen.
>>35530942>I wouldn't wear something cutesy and feminine (even if you're fem)yeah not even women over 16 tend to wear sugary scent
>>35530967A little over 4 years.
>bottoms think tops care what they want us to smell likelol that's cute
Perfume is for women
>>35530942He can smell sweet when he's cooking cookies.
>>35531000well that's only half the reasonthe other half is just because having a cosmetic routine feels good and makes me feel more confident
>>35530987>cannibal tophot
>remember what they took from you!
Body positivity is only for ugly people. The rest of us need body goals.
>>35530956I recently found neroli paper soap. Smells incredible.
>>35530989That's amazing, god I'm so jealous. I hope you do a bunch of other cute sappy things like that for each other.
>>35531016https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Aeropostale/Benton-40416.html>>35531019that sounds interesting. i like the smell of 4711, even though its very similar to froot loops, but it only lasts like 10 min max.
I just wanna be a total bitch
being a bottom with a comically large penis is fun
>>35531018Men with hourglass figures
A gay seeking a bf is another way of saying a disturbed man offering sex for a live-in therapist.
>>35531016Do they still do those shirtless male models at the mall? I was always embarrassed walking past them.
>>35531043No, SissySpacek
>>35531037this is an interesting topicI am 7 inches but I'm a total bottom and also I have phismosis so I don't think fucking someone would be very fun. I can only think of being frotted and getting fucked and sucking off a guy. What do I do with my stiff uncut flopper I feel like it's wasted potential.Maybe some guys like hung bottoms?
>>35531036Bu YOU ARE
>>35531054i haven't been to a mall in years
>>35531054Well you should be. Those are real people. Gays need to remember their place.
>>35531066Ya but like.Even MORE of a total bitch. The type with the confidence to tilt my waist and put a hand on my hip and act very impatiently for a frappechino.
>>35531065yeah guys like it
>>35531048Is there anything wrong with that? I wanna be a therapist to an emotionally vulnerable man.
>>35531048I just want a bf who will support me while I do my phd, cook for me, and clean up the toilet after me. I'm worth it.
>>35531065>What do I do with my stiff uncut flopperNothingI feel like it's wasted potential.Its not potential. You're gay. Theres nothing to waste. It may as well be a third equally pointless nipple.
>>35531043Is it a turn off for a man to have an hourglass figure?
>>35531065>Maybe some guys like hung bottoms?A true top can appreciate a hung bottom because he can tease him for having a big cock and still getting fucked in the butt
>>35531054No, it's considered racist to have hot shirtless white guys anymore.
>>35531072Fuck you. I would throw my iced mocha at your naked chest sis.
>>35531065big dick bottoms are fucking hot
>the closet case sperg is off his schizo meds again
>>35531116wanna get bubble tea together, bitch?
I like small dick bottoms
>>35531142what about small dicked tops?
>>35531090How many bottoms here have Phds? Why are there so many
>>35531133why are you calling me out faggot
>>35531103I have the waist of a girl. I'm never gonna call myself a femboy ever I'm strictly just a "twink", even if my body goals is to effectively look like a gym bunny bimbo from the neck down with fluffy thick but short hair.
>>35531154I'm not a bottom and I don't have it yet
>>35531142I like any size. Small cocks are cute. Big cocks are funny.
>>35531152I dont like tops
>>35531152unsatisfying I want to choke on it and actually feel something when he fucks memen with small dicks are inferior
hung bottoms making two plap noises at the same time, the sound of the butts plapping and the sounds of their cocks plapping against their tummies
>>35531166What do you study?
Why tf do you morons think I wanna see your dick at all?!
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>>35531175slut
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>>35531197nothing wrong with that
