I hate that I like acting like a bimbo. I just like it.

>>35531185
first for twink x twink

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*enters the thread*

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i wish this smelled better cause the name, bottle, and blood red coloring are iconic.

>>35531161
>I have the waist of a girl. I'm never gonna call myself a femboy ever I'm strictly just a "twink"
Yeah, me too. I'm okay with identifying as a guy even if I am a little hourglassy. :)

>even if my body goals is to effectively look like a gym bunny bimbo from the neck down with fluffy thick but short hair.
I wish you good luck on your body goals, Anon! You can do it!!

tfw 19 and want to use my twink bwc to dominate a bottom in his late 20s

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>>35531208

>>35531208
The ideal fem top

>>35531198
Why do you hate it?

>>35531225
Do you have boysmell?

total me death

I’m a bundle of issues wrapped up in a really hot body

>>35531231
thank you anon
I'm getting a gym membership next month and I think I might post a tummy progression cause I think anyone can do it... too many sad goblin mode boys who can make it if they just try y'know

>>35531198
We all like being whores sis

>>35531234
>tfw 22
I feel so fucking old, man. I still look like I'm 18 and I'm glad I do but I feel time is running out and I hate that feeling.
I'm gonna fuck with grindr soon I need a bf to cuddle, man.

>>35531234
Go for it, that's how I lost my v-card with a 27yo sub bottom who was a head taller than me

>>35531166
What do you study

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it was a simpler time
it was a better time

>>35531242
naturally
>>35531236
delta a fem h8r confirmed

>>35531252
You're welcome! And wow, that's awesome, Anon! I look forward to seeing your progression pictures if you decide to show them! And yes, many people have much more potential than they realize!

>>35531280
wish straight men dressed like this

>>35531239
I don't hate it, I just guess it's a bit... embarrassing? But it also makes me feel so fucking good? And I just want to look so fucking cute and confident and just live that material bitch lifestyle... I was in the mall today in a pink sweatshirt and some tight jeans holding a big cup of boba tea and I felt and looked so genuinely cute.
>>35531259
that too

>>35531236
Hello Delta! Why did you say "Kick this nigger bitch off the plane" while wearing a Burger King crown?

spaghetti for breakfast :3

>>35531302
No, that was James May.

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>>35531208
Zesty!

>>35531290
they're annoying
like women

>>35531302
uwotm8

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>>35531314
Yummy! ^u^

>>35531328
delta you need to get uself a pedicure n jus chill

I know without bragging that if I just give in and go clubbing I'll likely have gay sex finally but I'm just such a pussy.

>>35531356
you can stop being a pussy whenever you want

tfw no drug dealer associate to casually sell me mushroom chocolate on the dl

>>35530956
what would you recommend for a masc guy with bushy armpits and a lot of body hair that seests a lot? i feel like all deodorants and colognes cant cover up or hide my strong overbearing mssculine body odor
some just end up smelling putrid on me after an hour

>>35531356
i had gay sex and i am a dysphoric tranny pos, it is not that hard, you got it champ..

>>35531273
Political economy

>>35531356
Yeah but gay sex isn't the same as sex with an actual man. Step your game up. Shooting ducks in a barrel is low aim.

Do you prefer equal or unequal relationships? Unequal meaning one guy is the leader and the other guy is the follower. Equal is where you share leadership and it switches sides or you split off in different directions and then rejoin later.

>>35531333
What do you eat for breakfast? To me if it is edible I will eat it.
I would fire up the grill and eat bbq for breakfast if I had a pit

>>35531373
oh shit *sweats

>>35531383
unequal in the bedroom equalish outside of it

>>35531373
i really have no idea ive never been in your situation. id recommend wearing clothing that will keep armpit sweat at bay which means no tank tops. i would pick a deordorant that is dry and chalky not one that is slick and greasy. (arm and hammer unscented is what i wear if im wearing deodorant). Then if youre already smelling like a god damn animal why not go full bore with a strong Oud and just smell fucking rabid.

>>35531371
I dunno. I still feel like until I move out I can't "do anything" even though I know I can. I'm just being silly.
>>35531377
thank you

i wonder what grindr is like on an aircraft carrier

>>35531415
there's only one way to find out >:)

i wonder what the USS nimitz grindr scene is like

It's crazy you need a master's degree just to be a librarian.

>>35531415
Probs unavailable.

HARIBO

>>35531387
>What do you eat for breakfast?
I'll eat anything for breakfast. :) Today I had a croissant and coffee but I guess that was more of a snack. I'll be having a Trader Joe's salad for lunch!

>To me if it is edible I will eat it.
>I would fire up the grill and eat bbq for breakfast if I had a pit
Omg, yes! Me too! Hehe. BBQ for breakfast sounds delicious! :0

Lets start over. You chose self exile for one reason. Cock.

Every minute you waste blabbing about something instead of looking better to get more cock or learning how to be better at taking cock, you are effectively showing that you chose all the social exclusion, the strained family relations, all the shit you whine about being gay for something not related to cock.

You are just cheating yourselves. You have one goal and purpose and one only.

So get back to it and stop getting distracted. Making yourselves a pariah so you can argue about trips and adoption and trannies is just betraying yourself.

Devote yourself to your chosen vocation or get the fuck off the field. Coffee is for closers.

last thread a guy was talking about cooking well I'm cooking right now my work lunch for tomorrow
I'm thinking pesto chicken with green beans and plum tomatoes

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>>35531425
(only true UFO simps will understand this joke)

Damn this thread really sucks post Dan

>>35531383
>Equal
No such thing. If you are not running them, they are running you.

>>35531425
>twink kissing session in the giant tictac

>>35531446
do you have HPD dan?

>>35531426
And you have to work your way up to being a food server starting from bus boy. Huge pop begets funny gatekeeping like that.

>>35531404
I pretty much go all natural most of the time, someone said I smell like wet moss or grass clippings before.

>>35531383
Personally I would like an equal relationship with lots of mutual love and support. <3

At least filthy s***nk is gone

>>35531456
i think those are air defense weapons

>>35531446
No one good can stay here.

>>35531450
I hate that you're right.

>>35531356
Haven't been to the club since my 18th birthday and I turned 27 in February. I hate being around drunk and loud people, and dancing too. And the music they play in clubs these days is trash.

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>>35531430
haribo

>>35531481
but I love being tipsy

>>35531383
I'm very top heavy but I'd prefer something where we're equals. I don't mind being lead from time to time but I'm too controlling and jealous to be a permanent follower.

>>35531466
Post the debbie skunk ship. Its amusing to see the two most obnoxious trips together. I think they tsundere on each other anyways.

I'm straight and cheating on my girlfriend with a dude from class because he's so nice to me. I went outside into the porch last night while my gf was staying over and jerked off with him on ft while my gf was in the other room

Idk what Im doing exactly because I dont like dick

>>35531464
try the dolce and gabana the one eau de toillete (not the eau de parfum its a downgrade). you can get a bottle for like 30-50 bucks at walmart and its a really nice every day light masculine warm scent. i love it, my bottle is empty and i need to reup.

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So joker is bisexual?

Maybe it would be better if the economy just crashed already

>>35531333
it just feels so right -w-

>>35531383
I had a paragraph or so typed up, but I'll simply say I prefer an equitable arrangement :)

>>35531466
skunk is beautiful
you just hate independence

>>35531533
how do fremen douche answer me that liberals

>>35531498
You can be tipsy at home or at denny's at 2am

>>35531544
They eat lots of fiber

>>35531511
ty will look into it

>>35531533
A psychopath is bisexual? lmao

>>35531533
We hate him now

Dans posts were so fun and new. Anons compared him to Cersei on multiple occasions. Naturally some were threatened.

>>35531533
>chaotic villain who wants to see the world burn
>"he's bisexual"
it makes sense desu

>>35531533
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT BISEXUALS

>>35531555
Dan left because he was a larp, he was stealing pictures from some other guy and someone discovered his real identity.

Being ugly is a crime

>>35531552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oR6cgMnDUc

>>35531533
wtf is this bs bro, i hate this whole progressive bs.. wasn't enough for superman to be bisexual?

>>35531509
Why are bisexual men like this?

>>35531533
What about baron harkonnen

I feel so high school everytime I look at you teenieweenie

why is my booty so soft and femmy but I just can't twerk?

>>35531586
Superman has a gay son

Dan admitted that he was a hardcore bottom for the biggest BWC's until his ass literally got destroyed..

>>35531541
He has no independence. His only survival skill is collecting dole. He is a helpless infant without it. He doesn't even know how to whore for a living and that was his only hope, the daft fool.

>>35531533
maybe he's just clowning around

>>35531280
remember when obesity wasn't the norm?

Drinking alone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drinking with other people

>>35531625
yeah in fucking opposite world where the trees are purple

>>35531597
wow, i wonder what are the odds, i personally think joker should have been an agp tranny transcel and into diapers, that would have been even more progressive amd interesting..

>>35531592
That’s a bipedo

>>35531578
Not confirmed

>>35531537
Yes! Even better with garlic bread! :D

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all the friends I've made since accepting my homofaggotry are girls

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>>35531597
>gay
Bisexual, you can tell after his absolutely atrocious taste in men

Can someone please explain why most trannies are into diapers

Its probably the only fetish I dont get

>>35531632
Idk gay films get a lot of attention and awards

>>35531667
They live a fantasy so it’s just another layer of removing responsibility and sexual dysfunction

>>35531637
hes straight up gay retard

>>35531675
call be by your name is the only gay film I've ever seen

my twink bottom loved "red, white and royal blue" on amazon.

Its a generic dumb romance movie that just happens to be gay. lol

>>35531704
that's a bipedo movie

>>35531704
Persona by Ingmar Bergman?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2TLCGcj6y8

>>35531664
quick, we need to make a gay looking character, how do we do it??? ahh, we should make his hair pink purple whatever..

>>35531675
i hate all the woke progressive trash.. i would have been happy if any lgbt movie was good but they are just virtue signaling trash..

>>35531578
his face was too unique to hide his identity as a runway fashion model

Villains will always be gay because gays are always villains. Its not a secret. Gays choose cock and it rots their gay brains. They are an evil created to be destroyed. And be destroyed they must.

>>35531631
Drinking alone means I can listen to all the music I want to listen to and I can take time between drinks to reflect on life. Drinking with other people means trying not to get too hammered because you're expected to be social.

fuck you I look good in tight pink jeans yeah I'm gonna strut in public fuck are you gonna do

>>35531667
Most trannies are actual latent transformation fetishists, with strong preference for humiliation. It can manifest in multiple ways, most as notably a diaper/age regression/continence loss fetish, which is all about a degrading and ideally permanent transformation into state that makes you almost like weak, useless and helpless creature known as a baby, as well as trannyism/sissification fetish, which is all about a degrading and ideally permanent transformation into state that makes you almost like weak, useless and helpless creature known as a woman.

>>35531650
I just find that girls are more inclined to simply vibe with me than a lot of straight guys, and the only gay acquaintances I've made primarily from my workplace >.>

>>35531722
I don't see the problem with it being generic, haven't seen it myself tho
it keeps slipping my mind v_v

>>35531743
you should open up and just get drunk with your friends and stop overthinking it or get better friends if while drinking you're feeling judged. im not tryna reflect on life when im drunk that sounds boring and something i could much better do sober.

>>35531765
>I don't see the problem with it being generic, haven't seen it myself tho
you should try it, he really loved it.

>>35531644
It was, I saw the receipts.

>>35531667
infantile regression

Eating alone > eating with other people

>>35531765
>I just find that girls are more inclined to simply vibe with me than a lot of straight guys
true, I don't "relate" to girls more except for the femmy elements that I WANT to learn more about. But I just like hanging with girls because they know and can show me the kind of fun I want, and they encourage me so they're a great confidence booster.

I just found out that size queen bottoms are literally just hoes with loose assholes. They can't even feel a 6.5 incher

Never trust gays. Never speak to them. Never get to know them. Never extend compassion or pity for them. Make them suffer till they are near dead then make them suffer more. Curse them, spit on them. Stomp them into the dirt and drive them into the sea. Never allow them a moment of peace for they will use it to devise evil and use it against you. Crush them where ever you find them. Grind them down to dust and leave them to rot in the dark cold earth. Never give them mercy. They are possessed by evil and exist only to be wiped from the face of the earth, never to be counted as humans or remembered ever again, the scum.

>>35531829
taller tops need bigger dicks than a short top

>>35531844
You will never be a woman

>>35531844
Bro you need to come to terms with your homosexuality already

I'm not a size queen I'm just a queen.

>>35531886
periodt

>>35531733
>quick, we need to make a gay looking character, how do we do it??? ahh, we should make his hair pink purple whatever..
Cause Jay is a massive bottom

the girls at work like it when I say "yaaaaaaaaas" and outstretch my nails in a bitchy way

>>35531787
I don't have any local friends. I stopped getting drunk in public after getting drugged on my birthday last year. You're not the first person to say I overthink things. I have a tendency to think very deeply about life and existence and to get into depressive spells. It's a curse.

odds i fuckin go shops

>>35531931
shopping time

all my friends are straight boys that I act like a big bro figure to, and they all make gay jokes and call me daddy and I pretend to be disgusted

but I like it.

https://youtu.be/VAcvbvqqe7s?t=65
eden's first exorcism

When I hear about gay rights, I grab my gun.

>>35531937
want anything babe

>>35531844
co-sign

without being smug I am a very femmy looking pretty boy, I just scream "gay" no matter what I wear or do. My coworkers and friends constantly make gay jokes about me and in my stupid shy idiot manner I giggle it off but deep down I'm so fucking happy.

>>35531762
Tight jeans are for small men with little sausage and beans

>>35531956
10pc Mcnuggets babe

>>35531931
you go get them goods

>>35531956
gimme a brown sugar bubble tea, bitch.
>>35531978
...I'm 6'2

>>35531963
oh, to lay upon his chest and simply exist <3

>>35531980
im going to buy a 2 6pc chicken mcnuggets and eat 2 of them and then merge the boxes just because i want to make you happy

Shallo wears tight jeans because he's a millennial

>>35532005
i thought that was a zoomer trend. zoomers don't wear skinny jeans anymore?

>>35531913
straight women are notorious for their shitty taste desu

>>35531963
he looks so bored. is he playing elden ring?

>>35532020
well you know what I fucking like shitty taste
I'm free.

skunks skinny limp wimpy arms and legs sticking out of debbies fat crocodile mouth and flailing about as debbie thrashes and gulps, then blinks while swallowing him whole and sinking back into the swampy muck below

>>35532013
I'm a zoomer and I love skinny jeans. I even wear a belt to make sure it's tight against my butt.

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cyborg and aquaman aren't in the suicide squad game

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Like why do chuds think inanimate films is real?

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>the girls at work like it when I say "yaaaaaaaaas" and outstretch my nails in a bitchy way

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>>35532067
more like this but yes

>>35532013
no that's a gaydead flamer thing

>>35532049
racists won........

>The Boy and the Heron still isn't streaming
What the total fuck

>>35532057
inanimate is strange word choice there, but are you talking about the effects medias has on public perception?

I'm a fool for white men.

im white but Id date a cute asian or hispanic. Not into blottoms though

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I miss fatmos even though I bullied him :/

I don't watch movies as much. I don't play video games as much. I'd only ever do them now if it was with other people. I just don't find it fun to do shit by yourself anymore other than like drawing or cooking or stroking my silky smooth conditioned fluffy hair.

>>35532111
*you miss him because you bullied him

>>35532090
Why do you keep posting with a name?

>>35532111
i blame bligger

Straight men don't like Zendaya. Does anyone like her except gay bottoms?

>>35532090
Seems like they only hate joker now because he is bisexual

Dan literally looks like he’s related to Ron Perlman

>>35532067
scar was a bicon

>>35532105
that's valid

>>35532132
That bitch wishes she was white.

>>35532132
I do. Not in my movies, though. I am not a big fan of women in movies unless they are that woman from Quiet Place.

>>35532111
me too i feel awful about some of the things i said to him before i got the full picture too

>>35532132
ugly black women and blottoms who want to date white men

>>35531280
what is this? the bitch boys?

I can't relate to 80% of online bottoms because although I look like a femboy I don't have in depth musical tastes, my voice is very low and masculine and I have vanilla fantasies.

>>35532126
I've posted with a trip for quite a while now, I find it fun :)

>>35532140
I've seen similar tweets in that format, I've seen people remark on how their AI made or simply joke tweets
but if it is genuine, I don't see how this new change effects his character at all >.>

>>35532174
Don't feel bad about that, he deserves it

>>35532183
Marriage material desu

>>35532085
I got you babe. I uploaded it to Google Drive [redacted]. Check your inbox.

>>35532183
Let your top choose the music

>>35532205
really?
is wearing the bridal dress during a gay wedding considered a vanilla fantasy?

>>35532193
>I've posted with a trip for quite a while now
No you havent

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>>35531533
The author (Frank Herbert) who wrote Dune was a homophobic pro-eugenicist breeding fetishist who was absolutely obsessed with procreation, to the point where he disowned his gay son (Bruce) for being “an evolutionary dead end”, while his other son (Brian) went on to butcher and rape his father’s legacy once he kicked the bucket. Frank also wouldn’t have his gay son at his wife’s deathbed.

Frank also for some reason assumed an all-male military was destined to devolve into gay sex, so the armies of the god-emperor consist of all-women. Because women would never rape or abuse power. Surely.

Did you disown the correct child Frank?

(The Bene Gesserit aren’t a good example of a “strong” female order either, since they’re terrified of the masculine ego behind closed doors, and worship the coming of a prophecized god-male who they fear they will be unable to even control.)

Why are Dune enthusiasts so stupid and ignorant of their own beloved setting?

The Baron being a fat gay pedophile isn’t even problematic by the way. I’m gay and I’m not offended by it.

>>35532217
you are a tranny faggot..

>>35532240
I did not know any of this. Holy crap. It’s bad enough the author glorifies sandniggers.

>>35532247
faggot yes, but I'm peak manly man I just look pretty in a dress you wouldn't get it

>>35532222
I have, though
I can't remember the exact day I started but it's been months now

>>35532247
i wish you’d get your back broken by a mouse trap while trying to steal a piece of cheese leading to death by starvation while the cheese is cm away from your ratlike snout

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This is a thread for gay tops to interact with cute gay bottoms

Trans "people" need to go elsewhere

My answer? I wish for what is forbidden to me

>>35532269
No you haven't, i know you might think one or two years is long but that's actually just pathetic numbers. You're still way new

>>35532256
>It’s bad enough the author glorifies sandniggers.
haven't read it but I thought the characters were white just in a desert setting

>>35531999
so thoughtful :)

I love wearing pink, /gaygen/!
I love piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!

>>35532240
Bruce died of aids

>>35532292
you've taken a strange competitive read of my statement, but I can understand where you're coming from I suppose

>>35532289
>Trans "people" need to go elsewhere
Drag these vers faggots

>>35532284
why am i getting so much hate here? still good creative writing..

>>35532289
i agree, troons should fuck off..

>>35532302
They literally use the word “Jihad” and the third movie is going to consist of planetary cleansing lul

“To save trillions I must massacre billions”

>>35532323
>competitive read
No i'm just letting you know you're wrong

>>35532290
bipedocoded...

>>35532343
maybe, although I don't see it that way, friend :)

like you guys need to take a chill pill for real
*sips mocha frappechino*

>>35532337
you put female hormones in your body for months, to the extent that you grew small breasts. you will never be a real man again.

>>35532367
he is a real man, just an ugly and pathetic one

I don't take hrt and I have puffy ovalar pepperoni nips.

What are you and your partner wearing on your wedding day? Black and white, both black, both white, or some other color?

>>35532382
Im guessing both black suits. Hes pretty traditional.

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>>35532382
I don't know.

>>35532378
no, xe is a third gender now. xe has crossed the threshold. you cannot put the toothpaste back in the tube.

>>35532367
i am a real man but yea, i kinda feel like my manhood took a bit of a hit bc of those 4 cursed months on hrt..

>>35532378
thanks friend..

> just an ugly and pathetic one
my dick is hard now, did i tell you that i get off on humiliation?

>>35532360
I knew you're too dumb to see it that way, no worries

>>35532382
Pink and pink

I just want to make out with a guy. I kissed a boy in high school and it did not go well for either of us because it was weird and awkward and I literally dream of my next chance to do it.

go away pooper

>>35532417
yaaaaaaaaaaaas

>>35531731
https://youtu.be/1Z1qNsm-NUk

My bottom bf's faghag is always whispering stupid shit in his ear about our relationship

>>35532395
only trannies believe this

>>35532382
Both black or otherwise dark colors

>>35532382
My favorite color is red, but I believe that's a wedding faux pas
the traditional look might have to be the plan -w-

my coworker friend stroked my hair because I'm using a new conditioner today and I moaned I'm so fucking ashamed

>>35532446
Beat her up until she turns homophobic and stops interacting with him

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Why did dating apps become the norm? Why was I born during the worst century?

i wish gaygen was chill like the other gens, instead we have shit flinging faggots from /pol/ and picmes who are so boring and ugly asf irl they bring their patheticness into a gay mens forum. i wish assisted suicide was legal in all countries for cases like you.

>mostly work remote
>went into the office for the first time in ages for a meeting
>everyone acts concerned when they see me
>ask if I'm okay or need time off
>meet someone for lunch that I haven't seen in a while
>fusses over me like usual but can tell he's worried even if he doesn't come out and say I look like dogshit
I guess not sleeping or eating well is catching up with me.

>>35532390
Is that a spider with breasts?

>>35532486
What?

>>35532473
Yeah and he touches people's hair.

>>35532484
>worst
I dunno anon. I hate online relationships since I've been in a few but grindr seems like the most likely way of finding a guy for me.
I mean what else is there? Finding one at a convention? Clubbing? There aren't many interesting switches/tops in my area so I feel pretty alone.

>>35532382
black and white tux is so ugly and outdated if you do that in the modern era for your wedding. black tuxes should be for fine dining and expensive rich galas and parties where you go outside onto the balcony to get fresh air.

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>>35532488
>Is that a spider with breasts?
fluffy boy tits

>>35532166
Jenna won

>>35532494
my hair is very very very soft I don't blame him
I can't understand why anyone wouldn't brush and condition every day you feel sooooooo fucking warm and good all day

>>35532486
plus the doxing

>>35532486
Extra sandy today eh, cooper?

>>35532486
yeah, there's almost never any real conversation and too much bullshit centered around tripfag drama/attentionwhoring. rather than just bitch about it, I'm trying to change it by responding to interesting posts and ignoring the stupid ones.

>>35532488
are you depresses or having health issues or something?
>>fusses over me like usual but can tell he's worried
qt. is he your crush? :3

>>35532494
yeah there's definitely a weirdo in that situation and it's the dude going around touching his coworker's heads at random.

I just keep a mental image in my head every night of what my future bf will be like: a switch with a nice smile and deep eyes, taller than me, has long hair but ties it up, big spoon. But I know the probability of finding someone like this IRL is virtually zero.

I'm 6'2 but I don't care if my potential bf is shorter than me I seriously don't give a fuck I still want to be the little spoon I still want to be totally his.

>>35532486
if you spend enough time in the tranny gens to say what they're like maybe you should just stay there

you all are real dumb fr fr

>>35532608
but i liek bein dummbbb????

>>35532510
What the fuck is that thing? What is it from? I'm not trying to be insulting or anything it's just a really odd character design.

>>35532554
>are you depresses
Maybe. Ha ha. I've never gotten around to getting tested but I've always assumed there's something the matter with me.

>is he your crush?
It's a complicated situation.

cooper poop her diaper

>>35532562
Stop setting absurdly specific conditions then and go meet some real people

>>35532619
it's from a fag show for faggy zoomers, the character has given me a kink for twinks with brooklyn accents
you either love it or you hate it

>>35532602
the tranny gens are way worse than this one, i posted my cock to thread in mtfg like almost 10 times now i think, upsie, this gen is very chill..

>>35532608
deadass no cap senpai

>>35532602
I think he's referring to /clg/(which is too slow too have slapfights, and they still occasionally get some) and /bigen/(reddit troon central)

>>35532608
Buy me a diaper

>>35532635
>faggy zoomers
Worse, it's for women

>>35532496
Apps create this illusion of a vast pool of men but the reality is it creates a toxic cycle where everyone becomes disposable and nothing lasts.

The apps make me feel alone, undateable, and worthless at the same time. But not being on them makes me feel alone, undateable, and worthless too. Damned if I do and damned if I don’t.

>>35532665
ehhhh
well yeah hazbin is for women who fetishise fag relationships since theres so fucking many and only gays really have any influence in the story, but it's very weirdly entertaining for faaaaahgs because it deals with relationship issues oddly well

>>35532665
worse, it's for ""queers"" AKA edgy straggots

I'm challenging the skinnyfat twinks of /gaygen/ to cut to flat perfection just in time for tubetop summer.

>>35532690
>it's for ""queers""
...which are 90% femoids anyway so we're getting into minutiae here

>>35532707
nah lots of heterosexual male trannies too

>>35532635
>it's from a fag show for faggy zoomers
Can't say I've heard of this one, but after a reverse image search I'm not surprised since it doesn't seem at all my thing. Some of the character designs hurt to look at and they all look like they're making the same face.

Sun is finally trying to poke out from behind the clouds. I can take off my hood as this security guard at this park keeps passing me by thinking I am dealing.

from what I've seen from 4chan threads hazbin fans are 50% horny fujo women and 50% twinks obsessed with oddly grounded and wholesome self-betterment

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>>35532576
come rub daddy's belly and be his little spoon

>>35532619
any reason you never got tested?

>It's a complicated situation.
uncomplicate it for me then. :3

>>35532734
There’s something wrong here

>>35532725
sounds shit then

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>>35532696
I can't swim sis.

>>35532734
no thanks

>>35532756
babe, we're just going to the beach... or the mall it doesn't matter.

>>35532756
How come? Are you saying you would sink in the water or that you can't cover a distance? I personally havent swam in forever so I wouldn't race anyone.

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Why don't you have a bf yet gg? What's your challenge?

>>35532756
Why? It’s so easy
t. swimmer

>>35532756
sister are you light- or darkskinned?

I should do swimming again, man. I haven't been in a swimming pool in years.

>>35532734
lmao is this a pooner

>>35532756
Imagine being an unironic pepefag in 2024

avoid all eye contact

gaygen slowly making me use bimbospeak in casual conversations

>>35532756
somehow i knew you were a blottom...

imagine if i got married to and i had to go up to the thing and go on my tippy toes and kiss another guy on the mouth because hes a foot taller then me and everyone knows that i take it up the ass from this guy and moan like a girl and i look over and my fucking dad is there watching me and he knows and i know and anyway you are fucking crazy if you think im

>>35532714
These and the self-proclaimed pansexuals with painted nails in straight marriages with BPD she/theys are the other 10%

I adding "swimming" to the "things you need to do to make it as a fag" list.

>>35532781
I'm too dumb to swim.
>>35532792
I'm brown yes.

>>35532820
why is this hot to me
my dad has never done anything wrong to me but this is still hot

i miss him

>>35532834
good ditzy bitch

>>35532840
feeling weak and small and like a useless faggot is part of the bottom fantasy for many i would imagine but thats the quiet part you arent supposed to say out loud. it takes the fun out of it if you say it out loud
but i would just be too embarassed to be a bottom around my family yes im #bottomphobic

>>35532843
Santino?

>>35532876
eww no

>>35532875
deep down you wanna just show off your total queen bytchiness to them don't ya

>>35532890
Kek based

>>35532790
Real couple?

>>35532895
i wish i was 31 and weighed 200lbs and could bench 6pl and was a fucking jsoc tactical green beret operator kicking in doors and i was an international fucking kickbox champion is that so wrong

>>35532928
yeah weellll dat ain't happening babe

brb gonna go try to unlock all the sex scenes in this VN

haribo is so exhausting guys...

>>35532734
he got circumcised voluntarily

>>35532944
good luck faggot

I've heard girls say "yaaaaaas" but never "slay"

>>35532928
All that while being a bottom fag biting the pillow every night?

>compulsion-buy a pair of liliac yoga pant leggings
>I actually look good in them and I'm imagining myself in them at starbucks
god damn it

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>>35532739
I tend to function alright in my day-to-day otherwise. Except for the times when I don't.

>uncomplicate it for me then. :3
Nothing personal, but I'd rather not. I've shitposted on here about it enough.

>>35532790
>Why don't you have a bf yet gg?
Because of who I fundamentally am as a person.

>my bi bf cheats on me with a ftm tranny again
when will i stop making the same mistake? he told me he was gay