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I am bored with no will to draw at the moment so I wanna start a thread of people showing me there oc's and info about them!

To start here's my goat alfalfa. I play her alot on gmod. She's a absolute ditz caked up.
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Here's this one. idk what her name is.
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>>42947872
I like zebras
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>>42948314
Bitchy looking gal
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>>42948325
I would do unspeakable things to this creature.

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Welcome friends, ITT:
We make and share pony art, with absolutely no pressure to deliver anything that's technically good (besides having ponies in it, which makes it good by default)

Make something, share what you've done, and give feedback and motivation to help us all keep improving and creating!

This thread's focus is art, but beginner or low effort content of any kind is welcome here. If you do want to post about something else like music, gamedev, or crafts, though, just note that you may find better help and feedback posting it in the /create/ thread

Are you an experienced artist? Leave some tips, feedback, guides, or tutorials, they're well appreciated here!

Guides, tutorials and resources! Start here!
https://mares.horse/bale
https://ponepaste.org/8268

Draw with other /bale/ anons!
https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZG

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>>42947402
Nice blep, HOWEVER. I was working on this today and thought about posting her but I guess I have to now, for the blep!
Very cute Marble, love her puffed up cheeks. I think the mane shading works but maybe push the values/contrast just a bit more, still, nothing wrong with it really.
As for her, she's an OC I came up with while practicing poners, thought she was cute enough to make it a finished thing. I also experimented a lot with the rendering, tried to give it a "traditional" feel, also don't know how well it worked out. Designing the background was a lot of fun to do, not something I go for usually but I might do it more, I like how it looks.
>>42941133
Godspeed and good luck anon. Don't worry about being too rambly, I enjoy reading about anons' breakthroughs, process, and struggles.
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>>42947501
hell yeah brother thanks
>>42947788
thanks, I did initially have lighter and darker values, but I personally thought it was a bit harsh looking for my liking but if I decide to do that style more I'll do more tinkering. your oc came out nice your on the right path texture wise. Imo the line work needs some more texture to recreate the effect of paper or at least a more noticeable texture. a paper effect on the flat colors can contribute too but its best to try to not over do it. it also depends on how true to trad art you're aiming for.
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>>42945973
of course! in fact the reason I do these kind of studies is to understand it first and then do it intuitively later, but i also found out that the guidelines can help me to check my work, do my own feedback and to do some perspective drawings.
>>42947402
Cute! I really like the scrunch on the snoot.
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>>42948311
>>of course! in fact the reason I do these kind of studies is to understand it first and then do it intuitively later, but i also found out that the guidelines can help me to check my work, do my own feedback and to do some perspective drawings.
beyond based Jesus fuck
>>42948311
smooch-able mares

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>What is Open Pony?
A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html

>Just give me a MARE
Idiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/view
Popen Creation Video Guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxMBTamRBA
A noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410
Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.png
https://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4

>Join the /mlp/ SL group
secondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/about

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>>42948096
Good place to put stuff that wouldn't fit in the ground level.
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>>42948101
le masonic castle
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Tea should make some kill kubes in HH and sandbox
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>>42948096
I like to just have lots of different environments to chill in based on how I'm feeling
my current fav is a backrooms pools I have in one of my other parcels, but I've also got a liminal mall in space, among some others I don't keep out all the time
I generally try to keep my ground level housing in theme with the rest of the sim so it doesn't look out of place, so I utilize skyboxes to give myself extra fun environments to just chill in
I should really make some nice ones for my balti parcel too...
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I have been organizing my inventory since the year began and I hope I will be done by the end of the week cause it is very damn draining.

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New Year new Me edition
Last Thread
>>42905358

Archived threads:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/

>What is this thread about?
A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies

>Why /jdb/?
Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by"

>Some pastas:
https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tolls

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>>42948300
No. Paypal was a bitch, so they blocked him.
This lead him to not have a way to earn money, so he had to burn everything and restart.
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>>42948307
but that's pointless. paypal ban isn't gonna go away, and if you're starting over, just don't let them find out. the chances of being caught once were already infinitesimal.
granted you have to get a new bank account but that's pretty easy.
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>>42948307
also that's illegal now, so... he needs to file some kinda injunction against paypal. financial institutions are not allowed to discriminate against legal content and block their use.
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>>42948315
Paypal has lawyers. Ordinary people don't. The deck is stacked in their favor, and there's nothing he can do about it.
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>>42948334
ICE might.

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>Morning in Ponyville shimmers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLmWwRXVTg
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>>42948255
>literally out of nowhere
>muh convention
Brain.
Broken.
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>>42948273
>glimmerfag too stupid to follow a conversation chain
Many such cases.
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>>42947104
That's the same shit people say when they get duped by really obvious political bait. "But isn't it sad that the world's in such a state that I COULD believe it?" They're retarded, and so are you.
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>>42947600
SHOW LESS

SHOW LESS!!!
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>>42947201
>This usually leads to pointless re-takes on perfectly functional designs, with the idea being to make it 'different' and 'my own', rather than to make it look good.
And yet every single one of them gives the supposed mares blocky stallion muzzles or makes them look like dogs. It's like the xitter tranny """"artists""""" get produced in a factory.

"Happy Horsemas!" Edition
Post and talks about pony merchandise, official or not.
Discuss plushies, figures, clothes, books, pins and more! And new ways to add ponies to our life!

>is selling your products here allowed?
Of course! Absolutely allowed.
>can I talk or post here about my crafting even if what I do isn't for sale?
Yes! We accept merch in all its forms.
>where can I find the old threads?
They are all in the Links Index Pastebin, after the links section.
>where can I find the video/collage of the anniversaries?
They are at the bottom of the Link Index Pastebin, after the archived threads section.


=== Links Index Pastebin ===

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>>42944685
Jealous of you're cool plushie hikings
I plan to attempt a thru hike of either the AT or the PCT next year and want to bring Twilight with me
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>>42947572
>does she know?
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>>42947572
AIEEEEEEEE
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>>42947336
this
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New update to my shop! Got Celestia and Luna dakis on pre-order, plus new nurse redheart and Chrysalis designs. A ton of items have been added as well, princess drawstring bags, lewd playmats, standees, booty charms and booty pillows!

Daki pre-orders will be opened for about a month and orders will be placed in late February when my manu is back from holiday. Use discount code NEWYEAR26 until 01/18 for 15% off all orders

https://ko-fi.com/floralsh_tpost/shop

HAPPY HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again!
Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!
Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.

>How’s this thing work?
Read the FAQ!
The short form:
Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!

Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long!
Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board
Horsemas Day is CLOSED!


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>>42947886
Oh - My card to you is ready to pick up, the tracking notification says it's held at the post office.

And Rolling Stocking, your's is ready to pickup at your post office too.
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>>42947896
Nani!?
Why didn't have had a notification or a ticket in the mailbox!?
Can you kindly send the tracking code to blackcat@@@derpymail...org so I can ask it to the post office? (and which post office)
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>>42947173
He's not gonna be able to post for a few more hours, hes back in nz, and someone got christchurch range banned he'll be able to post again in a few hours when the ban expires.
>>42947278
Its the email kiwi is using for late commers
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>>42948066
Can't the man just phonepost a few times
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Update for Pudding Pie:
I've ran into a bunch of complications with your gift, and progress went from nearing the final steps to circling back to more or less the same place with my last "SOON" update. Go ahead and read the spoilers if you want to know what happened, it only slightly hints at what your gift is.

I've fucked up the priming big time. Ran out of primer during my first run (spent too much on practicing), and got a different can from my local hobby store instead of ordering the same one from amazon again to save time. Hastily tested on some spare parts to see if it's compatible with the first prime layer, looks good. When applying it to the real piece, I properly followed the can's instruction and actually ended up with a worse finish compared to the test piece. Clearly those instructions weren't suitable for my piece. Okay whatever time and money down the drain, I'll just undo it. Tried to sand off ugly parts of the second layer of prime to maintain consistency, only for it to be super tedious to do, and ultimately unrealistic: sat at the kitchen sink for hours just sanding, without much results. Then thought fuck it, no prime, it's more trouble than it's worth. Went and bought extremely kike priced isopropyl alcohol and soaked the entire piece in it to get rid of all the primer (and had to get real creative with fitting the whole piece in a jar whilst making sure the very limited supply of alcohol would cover the whole thing). Already did some testing prior, shouldn't impact piece integrity and it kind of works, but still the effect wasn't great. Had to manually scrub a lot of the first primer layer off; damn automotive primers aren't fucking around. What's worse is that some already weak pieces held together by glue have fallen part: big oversight as the test pieces didn't have any glued parts, and glueing them together will leave visible cracks that needs to be covered up by... priming it again...

I sincerely thank you for your patience, and I apologise for the delay, but I WILL deliver.

This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.

PREVIOUS THREAD
>>42867141

--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)

InkSlinger:
https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)
https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)
https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)
https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)
https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)

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>>42947833
>"Thanks Twilight for coming back and convincing me to not give up on friendship. Also the party is nice."
>"I'm glad we can do this Moondancer."
>"So how's--."
>"No."
>"Anon doing?"
>"I don't want to talk about him."
>"Oh, oh, oh I can tell you. He likes blueberry muffins and will always buy a dozen for the road."
>"Pinkie, please tell me that Twilight and Anon aren't still fighting."
>"Okei dokie lokie, I won't."
>"Bucking tartarus, Twilight. You two aren't foals anymore."
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>>42947833
>>42948067
I think the Moondancer episode would be the payoff of previous rival Anon episodes, where they've gone from kill on sight, to begrudging respect, to starting to be actual friends for the sake of helping Moondancer since both could feel. guilty about what happened with her. Twilight moving to Ponyville without even a goodbye and Anon keeping in touch with her via letters, always promising to come visit her when he has the time but never able to. At the end they both hug Moondancer and find that they do share at least one thing in common; caring for their friend.
Doesn't mean she doesn't have to break up a shoving match they start getting into just as the fade to credits is happening though
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>>42948264
>Twilight and Anon's rivalry focus shifts from their magical studies to who can be a better friend to Moondancer
>Moondancer knows she should probably put her hoof down but she basically gets two Birthday parties and twice as many Hearths Warming presents now, and that kind of rules
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>the one episode where rivalAnon gets convinced by pre-reformation starlight into helping her get back at twilight
>the climax of the episode is anon realizing how starlight is going too far with her obsession with revenge
"I want to prove that I'm better than her! I never hurt anypony doing so and I won't help your psychotic flank even if it means humiliating her!"
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I feel rival Anon episodes would be structured opposite of Trixie episodes. With hers they build towards a confrontation, but with Anon's the confrontation is effectively the inciting incident and everything from there is trying to corral the two to actually solve the problem of the week instead of bickering

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A new year graces the bugs thread and the buggy world spins around another time marking a fresh molt for us all. Hopes, dreams, and buggy aspirations are all here in the new year to share with bugfrens of all kinds (rainbow bugs do not apply).

>>New fresh /bug/ thread writing list:

https://ponepaste.org/11359

>>Some bug writing from last thread:

>Gravid Gravitations, continuation of an ongoing fic
>>42878873
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582238/2/tall-tales-of-the-one-true-queen-and-her-many-children/gravid-gravitations
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42837737/#q42878873


>>Some bug writing from the thread before last:

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>>42947522
>that little smile
omfg super cute bugmama ^^
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>>42946288
The Princesses don't want you to know this, but the eggs in the Changeling Hive are free.
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>>42947775
>Stealing eggs from changeling hives like it's stealing beakthing eggs in Kenshi
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>>42947775
i dont know what fantasy land you live in but theyre the more tightly guarded than the throne itself
>>42947821
the most apt analogy lol
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>>42946989
Everybug has a place within the hive to serve some purpose and unlike ponies they don't have to constantly remind themselves of that with a flank sticker

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>Who is Wallflower Blush?
Wallflower the main antagonist of Forgotten Friendship. She's an introverted and spiteful gardener who holds a grudge against Sunset Shimmer for being so popular despite her past as a bully. Using an Equestrian relic, she can erase other people's memories.

Useful Links:
>Forgotten Friendship: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Joy4wlZ8lk
>Invisible (Full Song): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRHZlct1iNQ
>Let It Rain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBuWrbJ0nQ
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>>42940650
I turned 27 today and as if for a little gift I had a dream where I banged a girl with this sorta bodytype (but regular white, not eqg and not wallflower). which never happened to me before, not in dreams and especially not IRL.
maybe this is the year i finally try and find someone. fucking hell i graduated the year before Forgotten Friendship came out and I behaved quite a bit like wallflower before and after
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>>42947762
You have to be happy on your own, Anon. Finding someone is a bonus
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happy birthday anon!
It's never too late or a bad time to try to find people who make you feel good
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Happy Birthday anon!
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>>42947710
memory stone explodes in her face and makes her invisible?

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A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?

This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.

Resource Bin:
https://ponepaste.org/9401 (really needs updated, bug (the other anon) about this later)

Tempo Music Archive:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharing

Drawing Room:
https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZG

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With mares on your heart you can do anything
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Flashanon back
I've learned quite a bit about organization, keyframing, and trying to keep things neat and tidy
unfortunately my workspace is a mess, so I'm going to work with the mess and finish the rest of the motion with some classic tweens and additional movements. It's not going to be as fluid as I'd like but it won't look too static either hopefully.
Any good video tutorials on inbetweens for flash anims?

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Welcome to Chatbot AI General #165, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.

▶ MLP Bots
https://mlpchag.neocities.org
Spreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT
SillyTavern website extension: https://github.com/MLPChag/SillyTavern-Chag-Search or https://github.com/mia13165/SillyTavern-BotBrowser
Bunch of Character Cards (Descriptions/No Greetings):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6LNOCqAZAWIX-OBEv55HjlzcEdpUh-XbKCpbpL6v5k
CAI bots converted to Tavern: https://files.catbox.moe/ckurq1.zip
Expression packs: https://rentry.org/ChagExpressions
!!!GALLERY!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U

▶ How do I start?
1) Select a Frontend

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>>42947950
Who?
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>>42947925
>363
What’s your preferred summary technique to do that such of a long story?
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>>42947968
Claude has 1 million context now, no need
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This is probably asking too much, but any chance of getting NAI image gen on the proxy?

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It came to me in a dream edition.
A thread for posting anything and everything about the cute convenience store mares. What do you think they did before they were convenience store mares? What other convenience store mares exist out there? Would you a convenience store mare?
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>With a prize won for your marefriend and plenty of time before the fireworks would start you figured you could ride a few rides.
>But before you could point a hoof towards the collection of carny rides you felt Swing pushing her prize towards you.
>”Here, hold Sheepy. I wanna win you something too!”
“You don’t have to, I don’t mind. Besides we can go on some of the rides and stuff before the fireworks start.
>”Nah, just lemme try. I know I can get you something too!”
>You blinked, but took the stuffed lamb in your wing and tucked it into your saddlebag for safe keeping.
>For once you managed to bite your tongue and not bring up how Swing only had a few bits to her name.
>Still, you felt your anxiety flare as she confidently trot to another game stall.
>She chose a ring tossing game.
>It was pretty simple, just had to get some rings on a bottle.
>With all the caffeinated confidence in the world she trot up to the attending pony and placed a bit on the counter.
>In return she got a bucket of ten rings.
>You figured she should have an advantage since she can throw them with her wing instead of her mouth like most ponies have to.
>Still as you watched her toss the first ring a few hoof lengths from the nearest bottle you had to look away.

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>>42948322
>You eagerly point at a gaudy brass tiara.
>The smiling unicorn behind the counter just nodded and levitated the tiara onto your head as you beamed.
>She gave you a smile and a nod as you adjusted the little piece of worked metal.
>Turning to Swing you had to keep yourself from nuzzling her lest you poke her with your prize, but your smile was more than enough for her.
“Thank you thank you thank you Swing! I love it! I feel just like a princess now!”
>Swing snorted a little laugh while looking proud that she’d won you something.
>”Well you are kinda my princess.”
>She gave you a little nudge, but then quickly added with a scrunched muzzle.
>”But not in like a weird way. Now gimme back Sheepy.”
>Feeling like a princess you graciously bequeathed Sheepy back to Swing who immediately tucked the stuffed animal under her wing.
>For the next few moments, you just stood awkwardly by the stand looking at each other before giggling.
“Soooo wanna ride the ferris wheel now? We probably have a little time before they start shooting off the fireworks. Though it is getting pretty dark now. I bet they’ll still wait like another fifteen minutes just to be extra sure it’s definitely dark enough.”
>Swing shrugged.
>”Sure, yeah, lets go.”

Spike has cute feet.
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>>42946842
>The face Rarity makes when Spike's all grown up and shoves his giant reptilian cock inside her.
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>>42947800
It gets bigger.
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>>42946824
flashing a little dreg's cock for barely one second on a kid's show doesn't harm anyone and is actually pretty funny or cute.
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>>42947952
So... cute and funny?
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>>42947912
when he pulls on it.

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New Year Edition

Previous Edition: >>42870347

Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/
Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives:
https://ponepaste.org/1046
Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in

Remember:
not to save anything of value on Pastebin
ignore all attempts at early new threads

Thread question: Will our new years resolution make you a better husband?
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>>42948146
>For the first few days you expected to wake up to reality in a swamp or tied up in a chair in a Chinese restaurant's backroom or even expected not to wake up at all. It never came though you're still here making a new life trying to be decent.
>That’s enough reminiscing for today you’ve gotta get ready for work soon. Thank god for Mr.Cake he took pity on you when you were asking around for work plus you're pretty sure he’s paying you a bit extra something about stallions looking out for stallions.
“Alright the sun’s up you need to get home.” You start to nudge her to move but realize that not only did she fall asleep on your lap she seems to have latched onto you as a sort of safety blanket.
>You really should wake her up since knowing the little shitheels at her school might see this and tease her about falling asleep in some stallion's lap. On the other hand she looks so peaceful that you don’t really want to wake her up and ruin this.
>As you have this internal debate with yourself you see Applejack walking up your little pathway at first with a concerned look on her face but once you lock eyes with her she seems to calm down.
>“Mister Anon I am so sorry about her bothering you again I’ve been trying to talk to her about not waking stallion durin their beauty sleep in all but-” You put a hand up and wave her over to you.
“It’s fine Appletrax, I don’t mind her coming over when she needs to. I just didn’t want you worried about where she ran off to.”
>”I’d wish you call me by my right name Mister Anon.”
“And I’d like it if you dropped the mister title.” she frowned at you saying this.
>For some ungodly reason you and Applejack have been at odds since you’ve been here not like you're at one another’s throats but rather you try to steer clear of her because she’s the embodiment of honesty and you're a con man.
>She’s very adamant about you being a great influence for Applebloom and someone who she can trust to be around her sister but time and time again you try to explain to this dumb little pony that she really shouldn’t put all her trust into you since she doesn’t really know you.
>As you two are preparing to argue about ‘trust and honesty’ again, you feel something stirring in your lap and you both watch as Applebloom raises her head up slowly, blinking and looking around.
>”Good Morning sugarcube did ya sleep well?” Applejack giggled while Applebloom looked around and soon shock and embarrassment seemed to take over. She quickly hopped off your lap and tried to stand straight up.
>”I ah don’t know what ya mean! Let’s go home!” Applebloom turned her head and gave you a polite bow before she started running on the path back home.

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>>42948149
“Thank me for what?” You don’t feel like you did anything special. All you did was sit in your chair and pet a pony that’s not really praise worthy.
>”I know Applebloom talks to you about her nightmares. Celestia knows I've tried to help her but it seems you do something and she feels all better so thank you.” You're getting a bit choked up here.
“That’s very kind of you-”
>”I’ve even asked Twilight and she mentioned something about paternal DNA? Something about it running in stallion’s of every species. Either way I just wanted to thank ya for being there for her. She ain't the most mareish filly but she’s tryin her best.”
>You don’t know whether to be annoyed because she ruined a tender moment or laugh either way fuck these gay little ponies for making you care.
“Thanks Applejack.” With that she tipped her cowboy hat and began her own walk home. With that done you stood up stretched and walked back inside.
>You still had a few hours before work so for now you could sit back relax and not worry about any more interuptio-
>KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK!
>Jesus christ whoever was at your door either was dying or you owed serious money to. Actually that second part did scare you a bit so going to a window you peeked open the blinders to see who it was and low and behold purple the 8 pages is standing at your door looking agitated.
>Opening the door you're met with a tsunami of word vomit the likes of that the Japanese are still recovering from to this day.
>”HI ANON SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT I NEED A FAVOR MAY I COME INSIDE THIS IS URGENT!” You managed to piece only that set of words together since the rest all mangled together like each thing she was saying kept tripping over one another.
You were a bit weary about letting her in since right now she gave you that homeless crackhead who stabs you for your shoes vibe but she is a decent friend some days she pushes it sometimes but you can do her a solid and hear her out.
"Sure, come in, just sit down and relax, you look badshit insane.” While letting her in you walked into your kitchen and checked your fridge and grabbed an apple cider you planned on drinking later but instead put it on the coffee table in front of her she probably needs it more than you.
She takes the drink and starts to down it faster than you could blink but it seemed to help since the hairs that were standing up seemed to fall back in line slowly.

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>>42948153
>”NO THEY CAN’T KNOW!” She shot up from sitting like she’d gotten a surprise colonoscopy and was inches away from your face. “Anon please you can’t tell them I need this to stay a secret!”
“Christ in a handbasket, did you kill someone?” You very gently shoved the purple terror away from your face. It seems your question at least somewhat snapped her out of her spiral.
>“No! No nothing like that, it's just.” She sighed heavily and looked you in the eyes almost pleading silently. “Can you promise not to tell anyone what I'm about to ask you?”
>You felt like this was starting to get above your fictional paygrade. You don’t hate Twilight but getting involved in whatever this is sounds like it’s going to not only take your whole day but there's a good chance a friendship lesson is inbound and you sure don’t need to hear one of those.
>On the other hand she’s been decent to you, she’s helped you get acclimated and let you bum in her castle for a while. Rubbing your temple you look at her and she’s got those puppy dog eyes and looking at it you knew your fate was sealed.
“I promise I won’t tell anyone what you ask me here.”
>”Thank you Anon.” She smiled once she had made her promise. Taking a deep breath she asked. “Can you be my date to the moonlight prance soirée?”
>Taking a finger you make sure to clean your ear since you're pretty sure you misheard her.
“Sorry I think I misheard you, could you say that again?” She looked more nervous but quickly spoke again.
>”Would you be my date to the moonlight prance soirée? Please?”
>So she did say that and you weren’t losing your hearing. Now the question is why you? It couldn’t be some weird power play thing of her flexing that she’s porking an alien or would it be called truffling here?
>Either way that isn’t twiggles style if anything that would be skittles agenda but then if not that why you? I mean she’s a princess it can't be that hard for her to get a date with prestige like that?
>Sure she’s not the greatest at speaking to stallions. I mean those self help books she pretends not to read definitely show that but still it can’t be impossible for her right?
“I’m not saying no but I am curious. Why me? You're a princess after all, wouldn't it be easy to toss a stone in a crowd of stallions and pick from there?”

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>>42948155
>Well from what you know about her I mean you haven’t shown your true colors to these little ponies and don’t plan to. You notice her taking a deep breath before she speaks.
>”So me and Celestia were talking and she asked if I had found a special somepony yet and I didn’t want to say I didn’t so I lied but I was going to admit I was lying when I noticed she was so happy for me that I couldn’t admit what I said was wrong. Afterwards she invited me and him to the moonlight prance soirée saying that she couldn’t wait to see him and that was weeks ago and now I'm panicking because if I asked any other pony they might tell Celestia before I do and-”
>Cutting her panicked ramblings you grab her face and look her in the eyes you hear her gasp but you have to do shit like this to stop her from spiraling since she’ll start going into every minute detail.
“I think I got most of it so correct me if I get anything wrong but you lied to Celestia, need a fake date to also lie to her and you didn’t ask anyone else because you're worried they can’t lie to her right?” She nods her head in your hands
“What makes you think I can lie to her? I mean she’s the pseudo-god? Eternal ruler? Whatever she is, she's pretty high up there and I'm just some dude. What makes me the best choice?”
>”I-I guess you're right sorry for bothering you Anon.” She’s about to magic herself out of your grasp and leave when you tighten your grip ever so slightly.
“Relax I didn’t say no I’m down to help you with this I just wanted to know why me? I mean wouldn’t she think something's up with you dating an alien?”
>”She might congratulate me because you're an alien.” She says with squished cheeks. Releasing her cheeks you smile. You forgot that these little bastards, as cute as they are, can be deviants.
“First things first, when's the soirée?”
>”Tomorrow” she smiled nervously.
“Tomorrow? You’re fucking with me right?” She just held that awkward smile she was doing before, taking a deep breath you sigh heavily. Might as well start looking into getting a new suit made since you still haven’t gotten around to fixing the old one and it still has stains of swamp water and blood.

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>>42948142
>these ones seemed to be made out of sticks
Quick! Get a pig to blow them down!

Or, however that story went.

>>42948158
Interesting so far. There are so many ways for this to go wrong. I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I'm sure it will be an entertaining disaster.
Will the rest of the mane six be invited to the party, or will it just be Anon and Twilight?


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