Terrified Yet Aroused Edition:Our girls are having fun at the house shows.Xia Li has been released from WWE. Whether she continues to wrestle remains to be seen. She'll remain part of the Klub for the time being.Meiko is returning to the ring in June after a year long hiatus.Rossy's new promotion, Marigold, has been announced. Giulia is part of the roster and will help get them off the ground before coming to WWE.Rossy won. Bushiroad lost.Will there be any surprises at Marigold's first show? Time will tell...Asuka and Kairi are the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions.IYO is sad about losing the title, but she will carry on.Giulia is on her way to WWE.Sareee is the SEAdLINNNG Beyond the Sea Single Champion.Meiko is running SENJO shows.Xia Li is working out and taking BWC. Also looking for a new job.>Mayu Iwatani (c) vs Sareee for the IWGP Women's Championship. All Star Grand Queendom, April 27th.>Giulia, Utami Hayashishita, Mai Sakurai & MIRAI vs Great Sakuya, Nagisa Nozaki, Takumi Iroha & Miyuke Takase. NOAH Wrestle Magic, May 4th.>Giulia & X vs Sareee & X. Marigold Fields Forever, May 20th.>Meiko Satomura & Takumi Iroha vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu. Fortune Dream 9 - Inheritance Dream, June 12th.https://twitter.com/WWEAsukahttps://twitter.com/KAIRI_officialhttps://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://twitter.com/giulia0221ghttps://twitter.com/Sareee_officialhttps://twitter.com/satomurameikohttps://twitter.com/XiaWWEhttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaMhttps://youtu.be/BRLK0mFd-pMhttps://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18Ehttps://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeIhttps://youtu.be/jBJeH9zgws8KanaChan and KairiChan in Australia:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHs77SCkSZwPrevious: >>14342017
>>>/tv/198488372>>>/tv/198488372
>>14367415Take xia out if the op
I wonder if Kairi has ever tried to get Asuka and Nanae to bury the hatchet
Fuck rossySupport Asuka
>>14367631we don't support groomer Kenny here, you homo
>>14367514You made that thread
>>14367661I support Asuka and Asuka supports Kenny
>>14367631Reminder: Kennoid Groomega dumped his 35 year old girlfriend to pursue a sexual relationship with a wrestler he trained since she was 9 years old
>>14367661>groomernah that's Rossy actually.Asuka and Kenny are bros.Asukachads and Cleanerchads are allies
>>143677489 year olds, dude
>>14367779But enough about the girls rossy is trying to sign for his new company
don't start this shit againfuck off, retard
Kairi's pancake butt
>>14367904I take it you want Michin to replace Xia in /kabuki/ now that she's gone from the company.
>>14368045
>>14368172>>14368201for me, it's nutella
>>14368083/Kabuki/ is a zone of Japanese supremacy. Korean dogs not permitted.
I bet Meiko is very rough in bed
>>14369760nah I doubt it
>>14368201>>14368172Doesn't Kairi prefer denny's?
>>14370072IDK. Does anyone know where this is?
latest Kairi antics from house shows
>>14370187gotta love that Hojster
>>14370172idk, could be ihop but it could be any of those breakfast places or a diner
>>14370187at least namomi seems to think mark henry is a retard
Asuka is like a God to me
https://www.bbm-japan.com/article/detail/50998>Giulia: Sareee, I heard you are going to teach me real fighting. And if you're going to tell people they don't know about real fights, for God's sake, don't bring your grandma's necklace!"
>>14370360good bantz
baddest bitches alive
What do the runes on her face say?Are they some kind of incantations to ensnare virile+hung college boys to drain of life force?
>>14370360Sarraybros...
>>14370528it says [spoiler]no tiny black or asian cock, white men only [/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mI3ju8Thswhy does Asuka have a pic of naked women in her room she keeps her belts?
>>14370799it's an album cover
>>14370799It's called art, you uncultured swine.
>>14370187Once again (as always): House Shows are Best Shows
>>14370172Some anon deciphered this around the time the pic was taken. I think it was some sort of small breakfast chain in the south.
>>14371053
>>14370172>>14371299the weirdest part is there is another asian family there
>>14370172>>14371299It is a regional chain, Another Broken Egg Cafe.https://www.anotherbrokenegg.com/
>>14369760She definitely wears the strap
>>14370141Ayooooo
>>14370141why does asuka always wear fake thongs?
>>14371665no chance of camel toe
>>14371665cos they're trashy hot
>>14371561she's just very demanding and will get mad if you don't do what she wants
Do you think IYO and Kairi dislike the WWE roster? Not the girls personally, but dislike the size difference, because weren't IYO and Kairi like average to above average size Joshis?
Think they are going to announce a woman's midcard at the draft or blacklash?
>>14372516they should have a women's midcard belt. Once the draft is done that'll probably be the time to do it.
>>14372579they added one to NXT at the ppv on the 6th. though right now the division in general seems wide opened. bagley is a transitional champ. bianca is forced to babysit the shitter jade in tag teams. kairi has said she isn't interested in the world titles and I don't think Asuka is. Asuka heemed flairs nepo daughter, rhea got heemed, becks is only on tv right now because rhea got heemed and otherwise was going to take a break.
>>14372611probably have someone like Nattie win it, a veteran with some credibility who can build it up. Unless Triple H wants to just keep doubling down on joggers winning titles and have Naomi win, which I could definitely see happening.
poor Xia was advertised for the women's battle royal before she got released
>baby face NXT Io wears a cross>the second she starts her heel turn she replaces the cross on her ring gear with a bell this is like how Kairi used to always wear crosses. What did they mean by this?
>>14374219is insane elbow good for you?
>>14374219this is the dastardly heel I was telling you about
>>14374219The new face of fear
need to see Kairi's butthole
Need to see Kairi's vajayjay
>>14370141Now wait a second here
You now remember the 2018 royal rumble when kairi had a bush costume
need to see kana's big bush
>>14377319She wore a costume of the guy who knocked down the towers?
>>14377565https://youtu.be/gv7luLwCSJ4?t=582the draw strings make it look like she has a bush when zoomed out
So Kairi said she has no interest in going for the women's title and is fine in the tag team. Is that because her and Asuka just want to push IYO or is it because being in a tag team means she is less likely to get heemed by unsafe retards like flair and jax when she had her original Raw run?
>>14370187God this woman has more charisma then all of Damage CTRL combined yet she's the jobber of the team, it's so fucking unfair.
Why did noone from Damage CTRL compete in the battle royale? are they stupid?
>>14378203When she say that?>>14378382It was for Raw wrestlers only
>>14378411>When she say that?It was after she came back. I don't remember where I read it or how recently it was. She more or less said she was fine with her current position and wasn't really aspiring to go for the solo championship
Day 142 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymph
>>14377496But I need to ask 1st...
>>14374219Why is she like this?
>>14378772pretty sure a significant part of the autism is only asuka knows how to play a heel in the US and the tropes Kairi and IYO are trying to copy only work in japan and just make the 2 of them look like cute autists
>>14378203Lets be honest, if you were with Asuka, and had the choice of going it alone, or staying with the empress of tomorrow, who in their right mind would go solo?
>fell asleep before Raw started>woke up to find out Becky won the titlelol, lmao even
>>14378370>thenKota is the clear jobber and how dare you speak of the empress that way.
>>14367421Final Fantasy Empress
How many stars would this get?
>>14379161we don't rate matches by stars
They love each other so much.
https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/1782590893830410503
>>14378604Her feet are so big and athletic.
>>14379624Asuka's been showing off the cleavage more often
Anybody have that one kairi picture from wm40 where she's on the top rope?
>>14379414kairi is unironically prettier than IYO. IYO just has that autistic retard cuteness
>>14367739Based
>STARDOM is officially dead Asuka won
asuka got some nice boobies
>>14380094full of milk
>>14379624What does that chicken scratch say??
>>14380257now shoop an Iyo one at the other side of Asuka
>>14370141ASUKA HUGE ASS
Xia never got to finish the story, bros
>>14380752her match with becky was great. the firing makes no sense maybe xia is pregnant and quit.
>>14369583burgir
>>14379624>>14379799The subtle hint of cleavage, not outright overtly flaunting them, but just enough to catch your eye is very sexy. Pure class + feminine wily charm.
Paizuri KLUB
>>14379161that shit doesn't matter to anyone with half a brainwhat's the gate?where's the match?what's the story?will the fans stand up and make noise?can they do business?
>>14382050with enough no selling and anime moments, it too can be praised by smarks as a classic
>>14380767Xia had good matches with Becky and Lyra. Even if you make the argument she was carried, and to a certain extant she was, at least she showed something. I think what hurt her more than anything was the shitty promos.
Kairi and IYO are the Marigold X's
with Utami getting a tongue piercing, it got me thinking that Asuka's sex appeal would increase even more if she got one as well
>>14379810>Anybody have that one kairi picture from wm40 where she's on the top rope?this one?
Do you think Xia's white boyfriend will leave her now that she isn't a WWE superstar anymore?
>>14383271>sorry babe, you can't get me backstage to take pics with the other wrestlers so we're doneit's still weird that guy also fucked Kayden Carter
>>14382050>what's the story?stories are for bedtime
>>14382953Mothers don't do that. The good ones at least
>>14383950she's bad in a good way
>>14380257why is Asuka mad? She chose to be partners with autistic kairi over going for another title
Xia should've been given a heel gym rat influencer gimmick and put in damage control. Instant dimes.
>>14383402>>14382050>>14379161shouldn't kabuki club hate the star man? I'm pretty sure IYO hates the starman because he refuses to watch and score most of her joshi matches and all the >IYO is engaged to EVIL articles cite him as the source and whether that was true then or true now or ever true IYO clearly didn't want people to know and not long after she said she was single in interviews her, kairi and asuka never talk about their relationship statuses
>>14384825we don't care about that retardit's one guy bringing him uptake a walk, pal
https://twitter.com/NicTNemeth/status/1782815898547679388
>>14385107https://twitter.com/KAIRI_official/status/1782833652138697149
>>14385107>>14385120Batmanbros... not like this
>>14385120why is Kairi posing with a man wearing the jewish pedophile colony flag? why is a man wearing an American flag and the jewish pedophile colony flag?
>>14385657take your meds
>>14385107Dolph fucks marathon style
watch Marigold x WWE
>>14386111She looks like she wants 75% white babies
>>14383264thanks anon
>>14383264>Not pictured: Jade Cargill walking away from her spot that Kairi was prepping to set up
>>14386427yeah, Kairi sat there for like 20 seconds and had to yell at Jade
Kairi for Queen of the Ring!
>>14386553it'll be a jogger who wins it, sadly
>>14371665Because she hated how perverted japan was towards female wrestlers... Yup that is basically why.
>>1438616125% white, she is half italian, not half white
>>14385107>>14385120They traded many bodily fluids during the Empty PC Era. Kairi got to drain one last white man before settling down with Batman instead of bringing shame to her family by shacking up with a filthy gaijin.
>>14386553I'm thinking Naomi because Team Neg-Roid are winning the tag belts. TKO needs to keep that DEI score high and healthy.
FASHION
>>14385107>>14385120He's always been a devout Kabukichad. Wore their merch on TV, puts them over on Twitter. I respec tha Zigman.
>>14387218Asuka's smile is so lovely here :)
why wasn't dakota's ex gf at the battle royal? isn't she on raw?
>>14387725she was in the battle royal
>>14387218why is he wearing a US flag with jewish colors on it?>>14387118I still think its funny how bianca must be fucking seething she is out of the main event and needs to babysit jade because she probably thinks she got to be champ by all her hard work and not a DEI push
>>14387730I didn't realize she is the one with the black eye gimmick
>>14387740keep your /pol/ brainworms retardation to yourself and out of this thread. I assure you, nobody here gives a fuck about your mental illness.
please keep posting off topic /pol/ shit as it will make it much easier to get you b&
keep it comin retard
>>14387947cute>>14387950you are the one who jerks off to men. Don't know how someone can be more retarded than that
>>14387680I wonder if Nic and Asuka hung out a lot back stage and shot the shit while listening to 80's hard rock CD's together.
>>14387947That's pretty cool.
>>14388000Nice digits.I'm sure they shared their fave Motely Crue/Van Halen/RATT and other glam metal albums with each other. It's a shame they never got paired on like a Mixed Match Challenge or something and could have done an 80s glam metal throwback team look. I bet that would have been cool.
>>14387947>>14387960>queen of heartsyou just know
>>14388425aren't both of them married to japanese men and Asuka has a kid who is like 17 at this point?
>>14388432yes
>>14388425know what?
>>14388432Being married doesn't mean that you can't get fucked by other people though
guy with the god gimmick from a few threads ago was based, Asuka/this general always attracting the most schizo fans is my favorite gimmick
>>14388487Kairi is a good christian girl who who lost her virginity on her wedding night and would never ever cheat on her husband
>>14388584gonna miss Arisa
Kairi should get fake tits
>>14388980She should get a fake ass so she won't have a pancake butt anymore
>>14389011asuka and kairi need to take a picture like this
>>14389011fake asses are gross
>>14388980There is a better method for getting bigger boobs...
>>14389118See Kana and her natural honkers
>>14389076with period blood leaking down her leg like the one bella whore?
>>14389212no, instead it's my cream
>>14388980kairi's baby tits are fine and any bigger and it will get in the way of the insane elbow
Dakota's ex gf needs to be drafted to smackdown so IYO and Kairi can beat the shit out of her more for what she did on NXT
Is this a coward way of thinking?
I just wish for once they would demand a Mania win
Asuka's jiggly mom butt
Rollin KLUB
Day 143 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymph
>>14391687based
Will Sumire Natsu ever go to WWE?
>>14390810same
I would NOT have sex with Kairi Sane because she is happily married
>>14392133If she was five years younger, maybe. But she's in her early 30's and just capable in the ring. I do love her and what she does and think her feud with Saki Kashima was one of the more entertaining ones in the past few years. But I don't think her comedy matches would translate well in NXT.
>>14392133too drunk
What about Makoto in WWE? She's a fan.
QUESTION: Are Asukas boobies real?
>>14392250yes
I would have sex with Kairi Sane even if she is happily married
>>14392288why would you ruin her marriage?
It kinda sucks for IYO and Kairi. Asuka is close to the size of most of the bigger names on the female roster, but since IYO and Kairi are so fucking small its too easy for the bookers to just have them job
>>14392250Oh they're real, they're DAMN real
>>14392303Her husband gave me his consent everything is ok
>>14392436why would Kairi marry a cuck?
>>14392456He is gay please understand. Or at least I think he is because there is no way you marry such a qt and not get her pregnant a month after the wedding
>>14392511top kek. unless asuka was married for a lot longer than people think, she basically got married and immediately got knocked up because she wasn't "retired" for that long
Bump KLUB
When is Iyo getting married? She must feel left out.
>>14393076I haven't asked her to marry me yet. she will get married shortly after I do
Asuka's big mommy milkers
>>14393862
>>14391612When life gets you down Kabuki-kuns, you know what time it is. It's time to be like Ho-chan... and keep on rollin, baby!
>>14394225Sometimes I really miss her long hair.
>>14394225big bouncy bazoombas
>>14391612>>14394502mmmmmm now that's badass
>>14394614Me too. She's slowly growing it back out tho. It's at a real nice length now. Looked great at Mania.
>>14367415>Terrifiedngmi
>>14395249love Woppy
>>14394502they make child sized motercycles?
>>14395730yes
>>14394502I want to ride bitch with Kairi.
I want to be Kairi's bitch
I want to be Asuka's bitch
I want to be Iyo's bitch
I want to be Giulia's bitch.
Damage ctrl is in the monday draftpool, not the friday one
>>14397288
>>14397867look at all these dweebs lmao
>>14397867I just learned that Strowman is still in the WWE.
>>14397938He had a neck injury or something
>>14397938he's still dealing with a concussion or something. It's been almost a year he's been out. I think they're just keeping him around so people don't bitch about a hurt wrestler being released.
please for the love of God, get Damage CTRL away from the joggers
>>14398014One thing that's interesting is that even though they're a team now, Jade and Bianca are being drafted on separate nights.
>Champions on each brand are protected from the draft>Tag champs are eligible for draftingDamage CTRL are Raw bound, Netflix players baby!
>>14397893fake teeth
>>14398101Edit: Only women's tag champs can be drafted, Damage CTRL 100% Raw
>>14398101this draft doesn't have anything to do with the netflix deal. HHH said netflix is getting a say in next draft due to how far this draft is from the netflix deal starting>>14398101>>14398122because woman's tag isn't brand specific like the mens are. also >damage ctrl goes to netflix>IYO is allowed to give her own promos>turns out the issue is IYO says a lot of racial slurs that aren't acceptable on fox
>>14398049might be that they had plans change now that Rhea got btfo'd and they will let bianca take one of the titles again
>>14398122>rosters lock Monday, May 6thyou just fucking know they're going to have the Kabukis drop the titles to the niggers before they go to Raw
>>14398179Nah, I think they get drafted to Raw on Monday, and then do an invasion angle beating up the locker room or something
>>14398211they didn't have Bianca and Jade teaming together for no reason
>>14398049womemes tag teams aren't really a thing. Asuka and Kairi are a tag team and have good chemistry but most womemes tag teams are just 2 randos that throw together so the girls can be in the women's midcard instead of trying for a solo spot
>Damage CTRL drafted to Raw>Bianca and Jade stay on SmackDown, they go to Nick Aldis and say "GURL WE FINNA WANT DEM TITLES", so he arranges a match just before the rosters lock in>they beat the Kabukis, who never get a chance to avenge their loss
>>14398330Tag titles can float between all brands, Kabukis don't need to lose them
Raw CTRL
>>14398179The Kabuki's are going to Raw just before I got tickets for SD later in the month. Hunter is going to screw me out of seeing my girls.
Giulia and her adopted daughter Victoria
>>14398330tag team is across both brands. the fat bitch who jobbed to the kweens on the first smackdown post wrestlemania are both on raw. In march kairi and asuka went to raw to beat the shit out of dakota's ex gf
>>14399063I wonder how pissed the other nip girls are about sharing stardom with Giulia. Like IYO is cute, but IYO especially without the WWE makeup on just looks like the rest of them. Giulia is drop dead gorgeous
SEXO
>>14399170the future home of 50% white babies
>>14399170https://www.tokyo-sports.co.jp/articles/-/300181
>>14399227>april 25th 2024how?
>>14399250time zones
>>14399250It's Thursday in Asia
>>14399181God: Congratulations, you have Failed the Final Judgement you Stupid Fucks.World:
>>14399227>Julia: Tears filled my eyes when I saw Iyo-san walking down the aisle and making his entrance amidst the cheers of 70,000 people. I felt that there was a lot of hard work and effort that had been put into this event, not only since coming to the U.S., but also from his days in stardom and Japan. I thought that Iyo, Kairi (Sein), Asuka, and Bull, who was giving a speech, who had reached the top of the world through many twists and turns, were giving dreams to Japanese wrestlers and children who want to become wrestlers.
>>14399181I repeat again, if your "holy mission to stop world war 3" involves harming another person, you are suffering from significant mental illness and require help immediately
>>14399391I repeat again, shut your fucking mouth.You Devil Scumbag Piece of Shit.
>>14399425I assume Rissa is your ex wife/girlfriend, and Rich is her new lover? Yes he's most likely an ass hole, but making a plan to harm them will not save the world, it will make your life worse
>>14399391Now Answer the fucking Question.
>>14399467Shut your fucking mouth. You don't know anything about it. Just get Rissa to me.
>>14399286Anyone else care to fucking try?
>>14399484What question?>>14399495Unfortunately sometimes life is difficult, and the things we want most in life don't happen the way we wished them, we can't control the things others do, but we can control the way we cope with what happens, if you want this Rissa to come back, do it by being a good man, not by hurting other people, live your life well, and maybe one day she will see that she made a misjudgement and you're a good person, and if not, maybe someone else will, and you can be happy again
>>14399618Shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth.
>>14399618Not interested in your Goddamn opinion.
>>14399618You tried dude, you can't always help everyone, some people just can't accept that they need help.
>>14399618And by the way, actually read the thing you stupid fuck, if you want to respond.
>>14399618>>14399727Jesus FUCKING Christ: Stop telling people they need help, when you need the Help.
>>14399727It is what it is, if he blows the guys head off and the world's still fucked up he'll soon realize he was being delusional
>>14399797Yet I'm not delusional.
>>14399819Kiddy you think you're god, you're a fucking nut case
>>14399854Incorrect. I think I'm God, because I am God.How do you get "fucking nut case" out of that?
>>14399870Nah, I am
>>14399881Nope that's me
>>14399854>KiddyTypical. Pssst, that's how you know you're wrong.
>Glass shattersGiga Chad Horus, aka the One True God, aka the Angel Of Man will save mankind from the Satanic Simp Jesus Of Hades
>>14399881>>14399883Yeah? And where are you 2?
>>14399962Ice skating on the rainbow baby, living that G.O.D.D. life ya feel?
>>14400009No, can you speak normal?
>>14400009I know brother, feels good to be ascended, only real gods know!
>>14399250Japan is da future, nigga
>This thread rnSO HOW BOUT THEM BIG OL KANA BOOBIES EH GUYS?!?
>>14400262
>>14400333zamn
>>14400333Gianna Michaels boobies
>>14400488onlyfans when?
>>14400350Why does every single MMA guy look like a numale?
>>14400557luv luv luv Ho-chub!!
>>14400262THEY ARE BIG AND FULL OF MILK
>>14400593>the 2nd cheeky honk
>>14367415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTITFIGb88M
>>14367415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuvqMYLV0Jc
>>14367415>>14400841
no bully pls
>>14400593need to see these two mothers have lesbian sex
>>14400488You know, if she had spent half as much time improving her wrestling skills and gimmick as she does working out maybe she’d have made it. Is her goal just to simply be in shape and get white dicked and develop absolutely no other aspect of her life?
>>14401779>Is her goal just to simply be in shape and get white dicked and develop absolutely no other aspect of her life?yes
I know she's not part of the Klub anymore but where the fuck is Wendy? It's been almost a year, she must have torn her ACL like all the other NXT girls.
>>14402807she posts semi-regularly on IG, she didn't tear her ACL. She was hurt for a while with some undisclosed injury, but lately it's just been her doing nothing. No idea what's going on with her.
>>14400350Why isn't she at the Dojo Iyo and Sumie go to? Did they kick her out of it when she got released?
>>14400557We need the return of chubby Kairi to happen ASAP.
>>14400855>>14400841>>14400825please do not hurt kairi chan. I half wish they would end up on the same show just so Kairi and damage ctrl could stomp the shit out of shayna and nia, but I don't want Nia hurting Kairi
Would have been a good addition to the women's tag division.
Guys, I literally cannot watch a match that doesn't involve IYO or her friends. They are just too boring
I'll make new soon
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