>>14403235
SLIMED when?

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>>14403253
already happened

I know IYO is good at selling and is the best seller in the womeme's division, but how good are IYO, Kairi and Asuka at being safe and in general not hurting people with their offense? I know I've seen rumors that promoters in japan didn't like Asuka because she was stiff

the board is being spammed hard right now. The fuck?

>>14403359
A future home for 50% white babies

>>14403315
needs to happen again, with more slime.

>>14403359
I love Giogio

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You just KNOW

>>14403523
also applies to >>14403411

>>14403568
>That nigga
Is he still a fan?

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YEAH!

>>14404277
based

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Day 144 of gooning everyday for Asuka
You are my empress
You are my clown that makes me coom
You are my Lickable Lobe Lass
You are my milky MILF
You are my kute Kana
You are my fine footed fox
You are my bountiful bosomed beauty
You are my mommy body babe
You are my grand slam goddess
You are my big titted tag team champ
You are my pit princess
You are my ageless angel
You are my anal addicted auntie
You are my waxed wench
You are my strapon seductress
You are my hopefully healthy hottie
You are my longest undefeated streak sweetheart
You are my overly attractive Osakan
You are my lovely lewd lady
You are my naughty natured nymph

oh, no wonder the trannies are having a fit right now. Gotta keep a close eye on the thread, boys.

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We were robbed of this

Just got back from the gym. I need an update. Are IYO and Kairi still cute?

we were robbed of Kabuki win at Mania

Do you guys think Asuka, Iyo, and Kairi would be down for doing a pudding match?

Paizuri WARRIORS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxKhtFT9fTE

IT'S UP

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>>14405374
IYO's big sister was in a soft core porn and as a shitpost during Io's last tour of japan before joining NXT all her opponents lesbian kiss raped her. Like she did not want to be kissed so the game was when her guard was down they would make out with her

>>14406189
that doesn't answer my question

>>14405374
Kana is a mom now, so she doesn't do that (anymore)

>>14403568
Is that Carl Cox?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS MOMMY BOUGHT NEW TELEVISION
I WANT TO WATCH TELEVISION WITH MOMMY AND SUCK ON HER BOOBIES WHILE SHE WATCHES HER COOL NEW TV

>>14403235
Coom

>>14406223
>is a mom now.
you know the kid was born in 2006 or 2007 right? Unless the kid was born before she started wrestling, the only time she could have had a kid was when she retired in 2006 and then came back in sept 2007. Otherwise the kid would have had to have been born pre 2004

>>14406793
god bianca does not like ass in her face. I saw her eating food on youtube with some fag and her saying what moves she doesn't like taking. Did they just tell her to be black in the WWE and she took that to mean be an annoying piece of shit? Because she seemed fine in the other vids

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What did she mean by this?

>>14407190
but doesn't she like dennys and IYO likes ihop?

>>14406945
>Did they just tell her to be black in the WWE and she took that to mean be an annoying piece of shit?
yes

>>14407304
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME
AND HOWYA PLAY IT

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so where does KAIRI get her exquisite moves?

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>>14403235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxvCcrhVGc

>>14408398
love her smile and messy hair

>>14408398
>in september Kairi will be the same age as Asuka is in that video

>>14408168
That dancing was horrible, are we sure Kairi isn't actually from TJPW?

>>14408537
It's art you pleb
You wouldn't get it

>>14408168
God damn Asuka is SO HOT it's crazy

: I don't fuckin' lie you stupid piece of shit. That's why.

>>14406424
I’ve heard anons say the kid is around 17-20

>>14408982
Imagine their hairless clams being rubbed together

>>14409011
Nah, Asuka has a wild thick bush down there and Kairi a landing strip Iyo is the hairless one

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>>14403235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai_x3eC1CGk

>>14408398
the end where she goes to remove her hair from her mouth and doesn't bothers me so much

>>14409721
LoL

>>14409819
baddest bitches of all time

>>14410034
hubba hubba!!!

>>14410034
MILF
>>14410042
want to make a MILF

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>>14410034

>>14410034
hot damn what a woman

>>14410034
I wanna wine and dine this classy lady

>>14409033
Nope

>>14410034
Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS.

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>>14410042
Mafia boss gimmick when?

>>14410034
She's so gorgeous.

>>14410034
the kind of dress you just want to tear apart and get at what's underneath

>>14410034
For a woman who hates getting all glammed up and wearing dresses/heels, she sure does rock the shit out of that look. Good Lord.

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>>14410034

>>14410034
Bet she got a full Brazilian wax that morning, shaved her pits and legs and rubbed lotion all over her body before putting that dress on

>>14410034
I love women so much bros

>Asuka
Sloppy blowjobs, into toys and handcuffs, likes it rough, will occasionally do anal

>Dakota
Shoot lesbian, but she'll do some freaky lesbian shit, down for anything with another woman

>Kairi
Always making sure her hair and makeup are perfect, removes all body hair and dresses in expensive clothing. But, it hides the fact that she's a freak in the sheets, loves anal, throat fucking and pit play amongst other things

>Iyo
Objectively the most attractive and seemingly confident. But she's shy until she warms up to her sexual partner. Then, she uses her flexibility to milk any cock dry using any hole. Also, no body hair because she prefers it that way

>>14408838
Asuka started wrestling in 2004, retired in 2006 due to a medical issue and then came back late 2007. Since 2007 she has never gone long enough without wrestling to have been pregnant so her kid (or kids) was either born in that 2006/2007 window or born before she started wrestling in 2004. Its how we know (or at least assume) Kairi and IYO aren't moms. Kairi started training at 22 and made her pro debut at 23 and hasn't missed 9 months in a row since she turned 23. IYO debuted like 2 months before she turned 17 and never missed 9 months in a row. Asuka debuted at 22 and missed 18 months between when she was 24 and 26

>>14411304
>retired in 2006 due to a medical issue
aka getting pregnant

>>14411240
IYO and Kairi are hairy. also IYO is a virgin and Kairi has only ever had sex with her husband

>>14411354
wiki said it was a kidney thing, but yeah pretty much. flair and a couple of the other girls mentioned Asuka is a mom

>>14404277
When did LA joined Damage CTRL??

>>14411391
Knight supports primary players

>>14410034
A middle aged mother should not be this goddamn hot

it's not in any dispute that Asuka is a mother and had to "retire" because she got pregnant and gave birth. If you believe anything else, you're just a shoot retard or a schizo.

>>14411375
it would say that, as she clearly felt like she had to kayfabe it at the time due to the weirdo idol culture of female celebrity in Japan (still being perpetuated to this day by Hatnonce btw) and the very unhealthy, very encouraged parasocial nature that business thrives off of. Which she probably resented (and rightfully so) and fed into the whole manifesto stuff later on too.

>>14411541
don't be that guy bro c'mon.
Respect Asuka-san.

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>>14407304
>paul fucked asuka while Steph watched
its over....

>>14411563
>(still being perpetuated to this day by Hatnonce btw
you're a tranny

>>14410034
Grace
Elegance
Style
Class
The peak of femininity.

>>14411589
>single unmarried females aged 13-30
his words not mine. pedo defender
It'sthe bald uncle creeps like you Asuka raged against in her manifesto.

Kenny Omega tried to get a registered sex offender (Chasyn Rance) work with AEW

>>14411603
It's interesting how when you actually watch the press conference the subtitles show she never said that, she only said looking for trainees aged from 13-30, she never said single or unmarried....

>>14411506
could have been both
>>14411563
>weirdo idol culture of female celebrity in Japan (still being perpetuated to this day by Hatnonce btw) and the very unhealthy, very encouraged parasocial nature that business thrives off of. Which she probably resented (and rightfully so) and fed into the whole manifesto stuff later on too.
it isn't weird, it is mega based you nonAmerican tranny. Also it isn't limited to japan. Go look at any of the roasties that stream video games online. even the face streamers hide that they have a boyfriend for as long as possible because they lose viewers when it gets revealed they do, because no one wants to watch a whore. even fucking belle delphine hid she had a boyfriend for a long time and she made fucking porn

>>14411603
IYO started wrestling as a pro at 16. pedo faggot kenny omega had his first match at 15. becky lynch started training as a wrestler at 15. baby metal started when su was 12 and moa was 9. I'm sure nip schools don't have girls wrestling teams so I really don't see the issue with marigold having workshops for girls to learn how to wrestle in. average age of debut for joshis is the same as the average age people start at NXT. plus if the dude was a pedo why the fuck to IYO and Kairi love him? IYO when she was still stuck at NXT said she was going to stay WWE or go to stardom. Kairi literally went back to rossy from the WWE and then quit stardom when rossy got fired so she could go back to the WWE

Kenny Omega groomed and raped a 9 year old Riho

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>>14411784
>a woman who has a boyfriend/husband/children is "a fucking whore"
Your brain is broken and doesn't work properly.
Get help with that

>>14410034
This is the kind of beauty that inspired sculptors and painters and poets hundreds of years ago. She's almost divine. The peak woman.

>>14410034
Women with milky white skin do something to my brain

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>>14411335
holy momma

>>14412070
you are the one who is being a retarded faggot, likely because you are a yuro. guys don't like watching sexually unavailable women. again, if it was just a japan thing you wouldn't be seeing female streamers/youtubers/tiktokers ect trying to hide if they have a boyfriend. only women like couples shit, no guy wants to be paying for condoms to another guy.

Asuka is the kind of woman that warlords in feudal Japan would have fought over

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>>14412224
I would ride to the very gates of Hell and the ends of the Earth to fight for the honor of my Empress

>>14410034
This middle aged mother would blow 99% of the Hollywod roasties that call themselves actress and singers off of the red carpet if she was ever allowed to walk on for their award shows.

>>14412154
Same. She is my pale porcelain Goddess.
New one for the gooner's grimoire there

>>14410034
what a hottie

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>>14410034
This might be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen

It'll probably be a while before we see it, seeing as how the KCTV of Elimination Chamber/Australia just came out last week. But when that Wrestlemania weekend ep drops, oh brother. Hope we see plenty of her getting ready for HOF like last year in her ravishing little yellow number.

IYO will be 34 in a few weeks, Kairi is 35 and Giulia is 30. CNN just did some article saying the most common age right now for a woman in the US to give birth is 30-34

>>14411335
wow where did they get this video footage of Heaven from?

Bump KLUB

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>>14410034
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I like to flaunt and take to dinner

But she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner

She's a lady
Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady
Talkin' about that little lady
And the lady is mine

>>14413651
cringe

>>14414109
that's me :)

Does Asuka believe that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior or is that just IYO and Kairi?

>>14414765
none of them do

>>14414796
Kairi and IYO are christian. Kairi constantly wore a cross on NXT and IYO wore a cross on her ring gear when she came from japan to the US

ugh not this shit again.
How many times do you need to be told this.
Christian iconography is just fashion accessories in Japan. It's them emulating Western culture/fashion without understanding what the symbology of a cross really means. There are fuck all Christians in Japan, none of the Abrahamic religions ever took root out there. They have there own spiritual belief systems out there like Buddhism/shinto etc

>>14415220
Cope, Satanist.

>>14415220
you know the atomic bombs were intentionally dropped on the 2 cities with the largest christian populations in japan.
Also, since you are from tel aviv, are you arguing that IYO and Kairi believe all good people are christians? Why did they choose to conspicuously display crosses when they were faces? Kairi even more so would wear fuck huge crosses

>>14415220
then why did she say
>キリスト......私があなたを愛していることは知っているでしょう。あなたと共に、私は救われています。
when she was on NXT?

>>14415330
never happened. Stop being a weirdo religious fundie. Japanese are not Christian. Dunno why you need this to be a thing for your schizo headcanon.

>>14415427
I don't understand why you are so jewish you are getting upset about Kairi and IYO's religious choices

>>14403523
wouldn't they be 75% white babies since she's already half white?

>inb4
>Italians
>white

>>14415545
Italians aren't white

>>14411304
bro look at the way Asuka dances. that is somebody's mother.

>>14415602
nobody doubts she is a mom. we were talking about her kid being close to 20

>>14415490
fuck off with your /pol/ brainworms you cancerous faggot, It's off topic and nobody ITT cares about that shit. Piss off.

>>14415602
she is the GOAT cringe mom dancer. >>14408168 It goes all the way back around to being fun and hot.

>>14415703
how is the fact that Kairi and IYO regularly wear crosses off topic for a Kairi and IYO thread? I'm sure you would be talking nonstop if it was a star of david or the gay flag, troonboi

>>14410034

Imagine if you will, you’re Kanako jr. What if you inherited most of Daisuke’s looks?

>>14415824
It must suck to be a teenage girl and have a mom that hot. Hard not to feel insecure enough as it is with your own peer group and girls have it especially hard during those teen years.

Damage CTRL advertised for the Germany tour

>Wednesday ratings drop
>Schizo posting stops
Weird coincidence, surely

>>14415912
>>14415824
could be worse, you could be demi moore's daughters who look like bruce willis or cristly brinkley's daugher who looks like billy joel while her half siblings look like aryan super models

>>14415982
yeah, that fag who hates that IYO and Kairi love Jesus Christ, the one true god, fucked off as soon as the ratings came out

>>14415982
I was about to say you're right but then >>14416010 happened. Sadly you're wrong. I wish he'd fuck off too with his mental illness that he simply cannot contain and is spilling all over this thread.

>>14410034
our Mommy is so beautiful :)

>>14416044
>pointing out that IYO and Kairi wear crosses is mental illness
post medical credentials, goldberg. I bet you are also the fag doing the EVIL spamming and who says IYO and Kairi have had multiple sexual partners

I kiss my Mommy

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I'm just going to continue actually posting on topic and not give this mental the attention he is craving and help him derail this thread further to feed his brainworms. I'd suggest everyone else do the same and just ignore the weird lil spastic.

Dillon got triggered by the Christchads

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>thread being derailed from talking about how hot Asuka is

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>>14416125
look at this picture DDP. what are IYO and Kairi wearing around their necks?

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>>14416146
Will she bust out her old....ahem "German themed" gear

>>14416178
It would be illegal for her to wear that in Germany actually.

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Here is Kairi praying to her lord and savior jesus christ to give her the strength to win her next match

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Here is an old picture of Asuka on her knees in prayer thanking her lord and savior jesus christ for her health and victory

>>14416281
i miss jungle asuka

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>>14416510

>>14416281
>>14416221
>>14416153
based Damage CTRL, Christ is King!

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>>14416588

>>14415912

Not only that, imagine dudes are being friendly to you cause they wanna hang out in your house but not cause they like you but they have hopes that the MILF fantasy in their head actually plays out.

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>>14416609

>>14416625
or the relentless "kek dude ur mom is so hot LAWL xD she's hotter than u even" teasing. That would legit ruin a teenage kid's self-esteem.

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>>14416626

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the sultry Hojo

>>14416701
why don't IYO or Kairi know how to do sexy faces? They both make the most retarded expressions in all the lewd photos unless they are smiling.

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>>14416701

>>14416763
>>14416701
she looks unhappy

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Ehhhh? KAIRI was just drafted to the Bengals and scored the game winning touchdown?

>>14416912
>Bengals
did she do crack cocaine and then beat her wife?

>>14416178
I'd stick it in and bust early so that round two is much longer

>>14417046
That's a solid plan brother.

>>14416682

I dunno how the fuck Daisuke didn’t impregnate this woman a second time.

>>14413651
Imagine Asuka taking Tom's very large Welsh cock.

>>14414696
Kairi is such a silly goose.

>>14417665
love, love, love Giogio

>>14417665
I wish i was her husband

>>14415220
Su-Metal from BabyMetal is a Christian.

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you guys are saying Marigold correctly, yes?

>>14418061
Giulia just the cutest!

https://youtu.be/FU2lrbXXOWI

>>14417957
Ok so that's one out of 122 million

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>>14416510
Now I want a tag team of Asuka and Jungle Kyona. She's on the IR, and that may be forever, but her knee doesn't have to be 100% to have her and Asuka tag team my dong.

>>14418189
Kyona's screams would make me bust quickly

making 75% White babies with Giulia

making 50% yellow babies with giulia

>>14418146
this sounds like she is reading the thing spelled out phonetically and not reading english. tatu songs sound like that

>>14418155
and Kairi and IYO

>>14418723
how, Giulia is half jap and half iItalian, she is 0% white
>>14418912
how? she is only a half jap so the babies will only be a quarter jap

>>14419167
maybe >>14418912 is himself a hapa?

>>14419395
why would Giulia fuck a male hapa? She is clearly built to make 50% white 25% italian 25% japanese babies

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Day 145 of gooning everyday for Asuka
You are my empress
You are my clown that makes me coom
You are my Lickable Lobe Lass
You are my milky MILF
You are my kute Kana
You are my fine footed fox
You are my bountiful bosomed beauty
You are my mommy body babe
You are my grand slam goddess
You are my big titted tag team champ
You are my pit princess
You are my ageless angel
You are my anal addicted auntie
You are my waxed wench
You are my strapon seductress
You are my hopefully healthy hottie
You are my longest undefeated streak sweetheart
You are my overly attractive Osakan
You are my lovely lewd lady
You are my naughty natured nymph
You are my pale porcelain goddess

>>14419495
Luv Asuka, Luv Ayumi

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>>14419495
Reminds me of rumble roses. Would be kino if /ourgirl/ was in it.

>>14419421
why wouldn't she?

>>14419734
cause she is clearly built to make 50% white 25% italian 25% japanese babies

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Ok, sorry to burst the religious dude's bubble, but putting hands together looks similar in traditional Japanese Shinto praying, has nothing to do with Christianity, because it's nearly non existent in Asia, and the iconography is used purely as a fashion thing, for another example, my wife wears crosses and doesn't believe in Christianity at all, and instead bows and puts hands together to a Frog God with coin in its mouth, you just can't apply western standards to Asian behaviour

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Reminder, Io and Kairi both wore crosses on NXT, not stars of david. That is because they believe chirst is kind and that you can only be a good person if you accept the love of jesus christ into your heart

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>>14420057

>>14420057
Who cares what their religion is? I thought we were just here to coom.

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>>14420097
IYO is not for lewd

>>14420103
Her photobook says otherwise

>>14420135
she doesn't understand what lewds are. that is why she kept making retarded faces in every picture

>>14420202
Kairi's pancake breasts

>>14420202
they are just showing how strong they are

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>>14420202
Ho-chan's breasts do not need to surpass Masami's or Kana's lvl 99 milkers. They are doing just fine being in the WWE and jiggling along with her nee-sans boobers.

>>14403568
that nothing happened...

>>14404670
How great were her tits, when her tits were that great?

>>14408474
I love her smell and I want to mess her hair

>>14409033
I hope Asuka has a lush Japanese girl bush!

>>14410042
イタリア人と日本人?

why are there so many pics of the nips drinking? don't they have that red asian face thing? Whenever I went drinking with the asian girls I know they would get fucked up on one or 2 drinks.

>>14420492
>smells like a fish and has thin wiry hair in your path

>Even though their status as champions allows them to go to both brands, WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions Asuka and Kairi Sane are eligible to be drafted. They will be assigned to that brand if they lose the titles.
https://www.wwe.com/article/2024-wwe-draft-rules
Damage ctrl is listed as a single unit on the website to be drafted together so the girls won't be separated, but this could lead them joining raw later in the year.

>>14416127
>>14416146
Godammit. My work is really busy in august-early september, and they don't allow you to use your PTO on then.

Well I guess I ain't seeing the Kabuki's. Still pissed off at myself that I didn't go to the last time they held a live event here back in 2019. Kabuki's were on that show but I hated WWE 2019 so much that I chose not to go.

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>HHH Gifts Kabukis new belts
>He goes into a long speech
>Asuka lets out exaggerated yawns
>Kairi wears new belt as a hat and makes provocative poses at HHH
>Asuka forcefully grabs mic off HHH, "No one is ready for Kabuki Warriors"
>Hits HHH with the mist then dances
>Kairi grabs mic "Gaytcheru no book gooderu"
>Hit HHH with the insane elbow
>Stephanie runs in
>The Kabukis flee her wrath up the ramp
>Stephanie stares at the Kabukis with hatred
>The Kabukis look fearful - they know they have taken it too far

It could work, right guys?

>>14419834
A Pray is a Pray.

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>>14420779
It wouldn't have even been that expensive. The cheap seats were only 39 euros. While the VIP front row tickets were 89 euros. The last time they were in my country before that was all the way back in 2002. So unless I travel to germany I ain't seeing Kabuki's.

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>>14420842

>>14420842
>>14420779
Just lie and say you have diarrhea, retard. Do you not get sick days?

>>14420796
No. Terrible.

>>14420796
don't the Kabuki's like HHH? I know it would be kind of hard for IYO to in kayfabe shit on HHH because she has so many social media posts about how much she loves him and vice versa

>>14420857
No sick days unless you go to the doctor and they prove you are actually sick.

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>>14419834
I don't understand why you are so upset about them being christians and why you keep trying to hide your posts. Seems very jewish to me. When they joined NXT they joined as baby faces. As a babyface Kairi decided babyfaces are christian and wore the most conspicuous crosses she could find. Obviously she believes only those accept jesus christ into their hearts are good. Io was even more explicit about this. when she was a baby face she wore a cross on her ring gear, the second she started turning heel she switched it to a cat bell. Io believes good people accept jesus christ into their hearts and bad people do not.
Why would both girls decide to wear crosses to symbolize being faces and then ditch them to become heels? Why does Io celebrate christmas and believe in santa?

>>14420873
give yourself diarrhea, shit all over the doctors office, then go to the show. Also that is gay. every job I worked didn't make you go to the doctor unless you were sick 3+ days or specifically chose days that were suspect, like the friday before a holiday or every single monday or friday

>>14420873
Tell them you're cumming blood, they can't argue about that

Ignore the weirdo Christian fundie /pol/ spastic

>>14420881
It's literally the first time I even mentioned it dude, I saw people talking about it, so I decided to give the perspective of someone who's surrounded my millions of Asian people (me), Christianity is basically non existent in Asia, I know more people that worship Foxes than Jesus

>>14420901
No. You Piece of Shit, Snake.

Not super Kabuki related, but I found out Nia Jax who hurt Kaira has been pretty much exclusively wrestling the MMA girls and is suddenly super safe now that she is afraid of getting heemed. I hope she doesn't end up on the same show as damage ctrl. She obviously has no respect for Kairi because Kairi is too small to heem her

>>14420901
>pointing out the girls wear crosses is weird and /pol/
ok, tranny
>>14420923
then why did Kairi and Io both decide babyfaces must display the cross and heels cannot display the cross?

>>14420958
For the same reasons you see anime villains wear crosses, it's just a costume thing, it looks wierd and exotic to Asian's, but 99% don't even understand the context of the symbols, I see many people wearing crosses and pentagrams at the same time, it's just jewelry to them, there's no point trying to read to much into it, it's like a white dude getting a Japanese tattoo of the water kanji

>>14421003
bro you are wasting your time explaining this to him. He's a completely brainwashed /pol/ retard who refuses to accept facts and reality. All he wants is attention. Dont reply to him and report his posts for trolling outside /b/ or odd topic posting. He's not going to listen to you. He has his headcanon and is sticking to it. Quit wasting your own time. This turd isnt worth it. He's been going around the board the last few days posting about hiw the Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombongs were a Jewish plot to eradicate Christianity. He's long lost to the brainworms

>>14421033
>posting about the items the girls wear in wwe shows is /pol/ and off topic
holy shit you are 100% goldberg. you have had your brain ruined by your hate of christianity
>>14421003
It was 100% deliberate. Io specifically gets rid of the cross on her costume when she turns heel and starts breaking the rules to heem shayna. Kairi and Io are 100% aware of the implications and were specifically wearing the crosses as faces and not as heels

>>14421033
>the costumes kairi and io, 2 kabuki klub members, chose to wear on nxt, a wwe show, are trolling and off topic
wow you are a retard

>>14421033
*off topic posting.

Just ignore the Christian fundie retard guys

>>14421086
>pointing out the costumes the girls wear makes you a christian fundie
are you by chance a big fan of goldberg and DDP and randy savage you dickless faggot?

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Why does pic related enrage shoot retarded trannies so much?

You can also report for "Extremely low quality posting"or spamming/flooding given he has been doing this shtitck ITT for nearly 24hrs now and wont let up.

>raging anti-Semite /pol/ retard can't control his mental illness
KWAB

>>14421149
>posting about the girls on NXT is antisemitism
>>14421144
>posting about the girls on topic outfits is extremely low quality and spamming
you 2 are shoot trannies, who hurt you?

>>14421073
Ignore this guy, he's the retard who thinks he's god, he calls people Goldberg or Diamond Dallas Page if he doesn't like what they say, he probably thinks they're demons or some stupid shit

>>14421160
whats wrong with the wrestlers goldberg and DDP, faggot?

>>14421160
>he's the retard who thinks he's god,
two totally different people, bitch

/pol/ brainworms literally make you retarded.

bros I am so sick of our thread being invaded by schizos and retards. Why wont they just leave us alone to coom in peace? Who are we harming? What have we done to deserve this exactly?

>>14421163
There's a retard on here who shoot thinks he's god, he doesn't like Goldberg and DDP
>>14421167
Sure thing schizo, you just happen to write stories and post pictures about Goldberg and DDP, but the guy calling people Goldberg and DDP is a totally different guy right....

>>14421182
I've never posted a single pic of DDP and any goldberg pics or post I've done were in the catalogue of where I made fun of him for being a shitter and unsafe. you are very much a seething faggot

>>14421173
>posting about the costumes the girls wear is /pol/
>posting about the costumes the girls wear is brainworms
idk, you seem like an anal pained fag to me

>>14421176
>posting about the clothes Kairi and Io wear is retarded
seems like you are just a massive faggot.

I think we need Goldberg's medical opinion

>>14421210
Diamond Dallas Page should give a second opinion too

>>14421182
the Goldberg/DDP thing is him calling you a Jew. He's made tons of anti-Semitic posts ITT alone and has been posting all across the board about how Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a Jewish plot to destroy Christianity in Japan.
Complete and totally irreversible brain damage caused by /pol/
You all need to stoo responding to him and just report his posts.

>>14421225
I don't see a single antisemitic post in this whole thread. Are you ok? For some reason you think historical facts about religious groups in japan in WW2 is /pol/

>>14421225
That's a very bizarre an completely illogical conspiracy theory, how does someone become so mentally unstable they actually think that shit's true?

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Tam Nakano:

>"I thought Kairi would go somewhere out of reach again. But I will chase her to the end of the universe. The next time we meet, I will win at a venue even bigger than Tokyo Dome and repay my debt. I think a venue like Madison Square Garden in New York would suit Tam and Kairi."

2000 year old 10th Dan Kabbala sorceress Tam Nakano has expressed her desire to persecute our beloved Ho-chan for her Chrisitan beliefs. A Scandle!

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>>14421257
I wonder if with marigold they would let IYO and Kairi fight some of the joshis in the US. There seem to be a lot of Joshis who look up to and want a match with those 2. It does look like they fought 5 times during Kairi's stint in japan after being on NXT.

>>14421033
>>14421144
>>14421225
global rule 7

>>14421244
You would absolutely have to be a completely mind crippled retard to believe such a thing yes. That's what we're dealing with here

>>14421257
Kairi is from the same prefecture as the guy who made Evangelion, an anime known for its christian themes

>Scandle
lmfao
Of course this retard can't even spell basic words correctly.
It's spelled scandal. ya seething dumbfuck

>>14421302
Bulletproof Monk also had many Buddhist themes, doesn't mean Americans knew what the fuck they were talking about

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Why did Io choose to shitpost about her love of Santa, a christian saint, instead of KFC? Also it seems like she shitposted way more when she was on nxt

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This is what heel Io wore to a house show. Io thinks heels are satanists who hate christmas

Guys, stop responding to him for fucks sake. He wants attention. Ignire him

>>14421352
*Ignore him.

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Unironically why does Io like christmas so much? I googled Io chirstmas and there are like 50 pictures she posted doing christmas things. Also it seems like she used to twitter shitpost more when she was on nxt

Santa has nothing to do with Christians anymore, saint Nicolas became a saint by giving money to 3 hookers, and the modern depiction of Santa was invented by Coca Cola

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>>14421269
Tam and Kairi were great together. I fear we might not ever see another rematch though with Tam staying put at Stardom. But if anyone could influence other big time players to join Marigold it would be Kairi and Iyo... so maybe. If they managed to lure Tam & Poi I would watch every event.

>>14421377
everybody likes christmas, you get cute lights and decorations, and everybody gives each other presents

>>14421383
not to mention the fact that Christmas is a pagan holiday in origin (the Winter solstice feast) that was co opted by the Christian Church like they did with Easter (Spring Solstice) And Christmas as it exists today is a completely secular consumerist holiday.

>>14421414
Yep, christmas is just about toys and candy now

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The pirate princess also enjoys christmas

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And so does the empress of tomorrow

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>>14421303
You got me pal - but why seething? I saw a stupid yet lively discussion on the use of religious symbology amongst joshi wrestlers and took the opportunity to shit-post about my beloved Tam. You understood it was a joke, right?

>>14421457
>Kairi's worst enemy, who is a witch, is wearing the star of david
what did they mean by this?

>>14421350
heel Io is really begging for a spanking correction and then to be picked up and put on top of a book case for time out

>>14421457
>>14421471
We need a joshi to dress up in Islamic symbols and have the girls wrestle it out in an Abrahamic triple threat blasphemy match. Winner goes god-mode and gets permission to Hulk out and no-sell their foes.

>>14421471
It's not a star of David, it's just used as a magical girl symbol in anime

I think the players should wear upside down crosses

>>14421555
its the star of david, it is even the colors of the jewish flag

>>14421565
you know that is still a prochristian symbol right? That would make it the cross of st peter

did someone get global rule 7'd?

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>>14421575
Has just seen 2 images of Tam posted with purple stars.
>"huurrrr durrr its the star of david, it is even the colors of the jewish flag"

>>14421836
purple blue same thing, homo

Why won't this Christian fundie freak just leave our thread alone lads.

>>14421489
kek
>puts genius of the sky up onto a high place and expects they are safe

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>>14421856
>lads
oh you are a nigel and that is why you are such a shoot faggot. Here is another IYO pic to piss you off
>>14421900
how will she get down if I simply refuse to catch her until she apologizes for her bratty behavior?

Dsmn this brainworms fundie bitch is SEETHING lol

>>14421976
>no no its the other guy who is seething, not me who has posted 50 posts of nothing but seethe, its the other guy who is right, he is the one who is upset reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[spoiler]I'm not even a christian you shoot retard, I never got confirmed and don't go to church [/spoiler]

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>>14421976
>>14421303
I bet you're the same dipshit who called me a seething dumbfuck for misspelling scandal and you've just gone and misspelt damn. I know it's you. Admit it.

Why is this thread always infected with insane attention seeking schizos.

>>14422114
seethe

>>14422114
because yuros get unreasonably baited and mad at the dumbest fucking shit

>>14422114
Kabuki /Klub/ is inhabited by Kabukichads with a diverse spectrum of opinions on various topics as they relate to Kabukis. The only posters you should be shunning and calling schizo are Kabuki and Iyo anti's

>>14420873
Go to Taco Bell or Chipotle, or their equivalent in your area. They're guaranteed to give you the shits. Just make sure you leave a messy sample for the doctors office to make sure that note gets written.

>>14421200
>sucking on Iyo perfect for her body type breasts

>>14421257
My Talmudic pudding. I yearn to lick her from clit to cornhole.

>>14421377
Because she gets a ton of Buc-ee's gift cards from fans. That's why she's so fond of Christmas.

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tonight

>>14410034
Next OP pic please
It simply must be

>>14422831
it will be, don't worry

>>14422909
based.
Mother Goddess edition

>>14422929
Really needs to go back to the blonde hair, it makes her look way prettier than her natural colour

>>14422929
poor mina

lol, I could really annoy this wierdo with some pics

>>14423266
my guy you can't even spell weirdo

working on new soon

>>14423278
honey don't tempt me anymore, you'll have a fucking psychotic meltdown judging by your freaky posting habits

NEW
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>>14412211
If you're watching a woman on the internet they are already sexually unavailable to (You).