WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3: 3HR EDITION
>>19604228Daily reminder this CHUD sayyed the N-WORD
How you guys doing with the holiday sweets? We still have a bunch of cookies and cheesecake balls and chocolates leftFinna get diabeetus
>>19604245Damn this nigga based
>>19604245
Please explain how does this work? they went straight to the backstage segment while Randy was still in the ring. Did they show the promo backstage on screen? Because Randy was still in the ring and I figure they would be cheering him and paying attention to him.
>>19604228
>>19604263They darken the arena when the "scene" in the ring ends. Then they play the VTR on the screen.
IYO THIGHS
>>19604259>>19604258CHUD ALERT
Next week in Berlin I am cumming
>>19604275So randy just walked out in the darkness?
what country should i switch my VPN to to dodge ads?
>>19604289CHUDLIE R MILLERS ALERT
THE BUKKAKE WARRIORS
>>19604296Poland working for me
>>19604296The you Kay.
26 minutes
>Charles and Alexa got jobber entrances Is this real life
Who pins Kairi tonight
>the singular guy doing everything he can to try to get people to think iyo is attractive Oof.
I want to ejaculate multiple times on Kairi's face
>>19604294He had to get back to do the angle with Cody so, yes. Sometimes, they'll hang around the ring high fiving or signing shit.
LEXI PITS
>>19604313Rhea will get pinned after her disgusting partner fucks up.
>>19604228HOLY BASEDOLA
>>19604313Me.
>>19604299dis ur daughter?
Big black asses
>>19604259Based Asuka
Will they make Cody Into a heel by making him look like a control freak like he was on AEW.
One minute of wrestling in a half hour
Kawada Kicks never look good. One of my least favorite moves for sure.
Lash is a man
>>19604345Sar please, understanding, WWE is for FAMILY
>>19604313The black woman with the large posterior needs to pay her dues
>-11 outsideBros I’m fucking freezing
The General must be pretty profitable to bully every other sponsor off the ring
Not posting in a thread that disrespects women. Need a real thread.
>>19604344No. Cody is not turning heel. There's no point.
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEADTHEY TELL ME TO SAY THE N WORDTHEY'RE DARING ME
>>19604361She looks like a tranny so she's getting pushed to the moon
>>19604364what if you went to pee outside and the pee froze in your wiener
>making them wait for a crossbodyCharles you suck
>>19604369True but there is really nothing interesting anymore in the foreseeable future.Would also make Roman look good for WrestleMania
I LOVE FUCKING FAT BLACK ASSES*Dundun*>CHOCOLATE TITTIES OF BLACK LASSES
>>19604380would have to warm it up in your mouth
>>19604380if your pee freezes while it’s still inside you then you’re dead
>Nia Jax made HIM payBased Cole exposing Charlotte as being a dude
>Kit Wilson vs a Mystery OpponentWho?
>have still not booked The Nation of White Cock Domination with all these kweens on the roster
>Nia Jax fucking up a spotMust be a day ending in -y.
MEGA CHANTS FOR IYO
Based Buffalo loving the Iyoster
>>19604319Thanks bruv I appreciate it
IYO IYO IYO
Trick buddy Ryan EVIL and an unnamed salary man are lucky guys.
>>19604406Trick seems likely
Nia is on my top 5 divasI don't give a fuck
Buffalo loves Iyo.
>>19604406Trick Williams
Somebody cap that pin
>>19604408Uhhhh I don't think the sponsors would be copacetic with that
>>19604406Elton Prince to job to him and break up Pretty Deadly before Prince gets released and Wilson gets repackaged
>>19604424And Iyo loves buffalo wings
>>19604406Hank from Hank and Tank
>>19604406Oba
Iyo Sky is earning her Buffalo Wings tonight, with extra blue cheese.She doesn't use Ranch like a retarded hillbilly.
NIA DOING THE EMOTE BASED
eufag so no adverts, why's cutting to black after replays for like 4 secondsAfter the negro male kicked Iyo, it did a replay then went to black
>>19604406THE WALL
>>19604424Buffiyo
Iyo isn't over, the finger taunt is over.
>>19604406Sneed from Sneed's Feed and Seed
KWAB ethered that fat pig
Nia JAXX is funny sometimes.
huh what u mean?
>>19604447You don’t need the second part.
>>19604440Blue cheese has no taste
It's shoot 54 degrees in my fucking houseShould I future endeavors my parents
YET AGAIN MORE MASSIVE IYO CHANTSLYRATRANNY IN THE MUD
>>19604447Iyo's relationship with Rhea is over. They have used Rhea to get both Liv and Iyo over as characters.
Wow Charlie is working overtime as a cheerleader (male)
>>19604442It's a transition from where the ads should go back to the program.
>>19604451And very sexy all the times..
was the crowd genuinely just chanting "buddy" after the iyo chants?
>>19604466Just turn the heat up. 68 is comfy.
>>19604467What does Lyra have to do with this match?
>>19604475Just did it again for like literally 3 seconds randomly.That's weird as fuckI'm guessing it's like PPV shit where Cole screams out some randomg american advert
>>19604447Stone Cold isnt over, the glass breaking is over
>>19604482I heard that bro. The people want him back and its not just me saying it.
>>19604480built like a water buffalo
>>19604486nothing, but i'm not talking about lyra, i'm talking about the lyratranny.
>>19604489WHAT
>>19604488Yes, the on air ads from the USA feed are muted.
Kairi loses LOL
My wife is so cute with her Asian fucktoy
>kairi stacked by iyoAnd all is right in the world.
KWABuki warriors lose again lol
It really pisses me off that Alexa can't do the Sister Abigail, she should stop doing it.
bukis retain monday. based
>>19604503Like 3-4 second ads happenig live?that is the weirdest shit everBut I get it, it's just the same shit on ppvs
the kairi singles run is never coming
Kabukis retain on Monday then. Rhea VS Iyo at Mania?
Poor Kairi.
>>19604466Call cps
hardly a pop for jordynne
no way they had the tag team champs take the pin over the nxt call up
Why the FUCK is the entirety of NXT getting called up at the same time? EXCEPT TATUM PAXLEY??????????????
oh my science its emma magnolia
They emptying NXT for this 3 hour SD run
That’s two sets of champions that Rhea has made look like chumps.
Alba's the hottest chick in that room.
>>19604517Thank god.
Rhea Ripley is a man.
alba tummy...
>>19604535We love her here
Nick Aldis cums inside Mickie James every night btw
>>19604516Yep. The idea is to eventually sell ads for those times in each country.
Fuck you triple h. Seriously I hope you die a horrible painful death in front of your daughters. You fucking shit.
>>19604528Tatum is TO over with the crowd sadly cuz I love her too
>>19604528Because Paxley sucks lmao
Iyo Sky makes me happy. Is that a bad thing?
>>19604527They're trying to present Lash as a threat
ATTENTION WWE FANSWILL BYERS IS A FAGGOTTHANK YOU
>>19604528Tatums in the middle of a feud with Izzi
>Rhea waits 12 business days for Kairi to jump from the top rope>Kairi shuffles across half the ring for Iyojesus christ
And when I thought Kit Wilson couldn't get more homosexual
Jordynne Grace could fart on me anytime
BABY PAWG
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
move over myles bornethere's a new "funniest titantron ever" in town
This gimmick has to be a rib....right?
God I would worship this man's cock
Kits titantron is dimes
>>19604551Her feud with Izzi ends tuesday.
>>19604550I'm happy to say I've never seen a single second of that garbage
>>19604561average edrone
Jesus Christ what the hell is this
HUMILIATION RITUAL
Blonde pretty bros? What happened to our boy?
>Kit Wilson solo pushBased Road Dogg
>>19604541did you know? they celebrated their 10th anniversary yesterday. i know cause i seen that shit on twitter
I wasn't ready for whatever that entrance was, but it got a good laugh out of me
This nigga must’ve pissed someone off backstage to get stuck with this shit
that titantron is actually good wtf
This guy basically became idubbzz
Did the other pretty deadly guy quit? Was just a broken nose right?
>haha hey remember how hbk's gimmick was he was actually a faggot that was deep in the closet?>guess what we got for you in 2026
>>19604572he got cut open by Fraxiom
finally someone will stand up to toxic masculinity!
>his gimmick is that he's gay as fuck but married to a woman irl
Is this like imperium forma Italians joke humiliation push before releaseBecause it smells like it
>being a faggot is his gimmickBold, gotta give him that
inb4 oba femi squash match
Where's Elton?Also they're totally burying him.
>>19604590That was like 7 months ago...
That entrance is zesty but kinda catchy at the same time. Like a Disney channel theme vibe lmao.
We know these truths to be self-evident:>WWE isn't wrestling >All WWE fans are pedophiles >Vince McMahon is going to prison>AEW will outlive (You)
>>19604548It's OK to be normal, anon.
currently i'm getting the 3 minute bumper screen when connected to canadian netflixif i switch to another international netflix (VPN) will i be seeing some sort of content? like an interview or an entrance or something?
>pro indoor women's volleyball>not outdoor beach volleyball in the winter so their nips get extra hardDo you want ratings or not?
>>19604593>>19604595It's a typical British person gimmick
>>19604514that's the one move she can do
Seeing Kit Wilson come out to that fucking song just now made me question my fandom. And manhood.
BAH GAWD ITS ZOHRAN MAMDANI
>>19604593>His gimmick is Shawn MichaelsYeah I can see the dimes coming
>>19604548She's ugly.
>>19604528smackdown is empty playa and now they can't throw michin at everybody because she is injured
>>19604603eufag here (not uk) noYou don't see shit, anon
>>19604567
>>19604599yeah i have no idea a cut shouldnt take that long to heal unless hes fucked himself in a house show
>kit wilson in a spit swapping makeout match with austin theorydimes
>>19604605I wonder how much they get paid
>>19604605Women get hard nipples whenever they exert themselves so, it's all good.
will ghoulia be on tv today?
>>19604548>Iyo Sky makes me happy.many people say this - to not experience this is to be a handicapped irish schizoid.
>>19604610A 30 MAN BATTLE ROYAL TO CELEBRATE THE WARMTH OF COLLECTIVISM!
>>19604599he might have broke his jaw or something. never heard any updates on him after it happened
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>19604603That's only for RAW SD and NXT get the ad reel.
>>19604623I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT
>>19604627Can you not spread your faggoty shit in the gamethreads please
So who's debuting?
>>19604633Yes. She'll be winning back the US title.
Entrances take way too long
>Kit Wilson gets mic time for a promo>Guilia nowhere to be seen Road Dogg needs to be fired NOW.
WHAT
kit wilson getting some heat even if it's LOCAL SPORTS TEAM BAD heat
wtf
WHY
>>19604581I know, that's the funny part. It's a dimeless gimmick but the titantron is indeed good. The intro with the girl on the phone stands out.
WOO WOO WOO
you've got to be fucking kidding me
is this a humiliation ritual?
>>19604650Trick
Zig Man would have gotten a bigger pop
ETHAN PAGE BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S OVER
Come on Kit you can beat this toy nerd
>Matt Cardona not Zack RyderGood for him I guess
>>19604614You’re retarded>>19604602That’s right brother
Lol what
I SWILL WOO WOO WOO
>IT fucks up>cole gets told to cover for it by saying it's a new name changeok
My Texies beat the Billies earlier in the season :)
That dude just took Cardona's junk to the face.
what?
>This is why the show is three hours long
So he's in full time as Cardona now?
Cardona here to job
Is this the guy having sex with Chelsea Green
>Matt Cardona>Not Zach RyderKek
>toxic masculinityWhy does the world all talk like /pol/ 2016 nowadays
>cardona is back on the SD roster
Cardona signed
Chelsea's ability to suck cock and swallow cum and take it in the ass must be legendary for this to be real
>>19604692Ethan Page is on NXT
>they actually signed himJesus
>cardona is officially part of smackdownWE ARE BACK
If you started watching WWE because of the bloodline you don't even know who Zack Ryder is bro.
>>19604677I have eyes.
Reminder that Kit Wilson is being paid at LEAST $350,000/year to do this Absolutely insane
The guy from Pretty Deadly vs some guy from TNA. This will surely get ratings.
>>19604689Still using the Zack Ryder Titantron
>>19604694They're making fun of it.
Am I really watching Matt Cardona and Kit Wilson on a Friday night? In a storyline about toxic masculinity?WTF is my life? Where did take a wrong turn? Holy shit bros.
Isn't this episode in his home state?will only be a cameo thank g*d
There's gonna be MASSIVE layoffs soon with all these NXT call ups and random signings....Who's going first?
KWABBED LMAO
Why did you stay in AEW Buddy god damn it. This could’ve been you.
>>19604705No wonder they cut people left and right
>Rhyder got rehiredZIGGLER BROS WE GOT A CHANCE
>>19604694Normies are 10 years behind 4chan
Did he sign his name away five minutes ago? Why was the Tron fucked up?
>>19604705leaving the dream. hangs out backstage chilling in a wheel chair, getting paid
>>19604718One of them is in the ring, bro.
cardona's hair rubbed off on the mat
>punches like Shane O MacBased Kit
>>19604694>Why does the world all talk like /pol/ 2016 nowadaysBecause the tides have been turning? Duh
He's making punch sounds with his mouth
>NXT full of young talent>instead bring a 40yo reject rotting away at TNASeriously wtf
>>19604718All I know is that Apollo will be just fine
>This is why they kwabed Knightlel
>Got signed to Smackdown and not a pity contract in NXT>Gets to do the Matt Cardona gimmick He won
>>19604716I could've gotten married in 2016-17. But this is the life that I chose.
Do you think Kit knows about Toxic Shock?
>>19604742either ur mouth or ur thigh
Lmao Corey
i had to step away for a minute or twodid they really say on commentary that cardona is signed now?
>>19604718first crop of 2026 KWABOTY contenders
>>19604731Casual audience don't know his indie name
I seriously hope they bury Cardona again
>>19604742anon finds out wrestling is fake
I thought WWE already had it's aging bimbo retard slot filled by Knight but I guess Cardona is here to be on the level of superstars like Aleister Black and Zestytaker.
>>19604718nakamura
>>19604757Yes, part of SD's roster for real
>>19604757yesAs Cardona since titantron fucked up and said ryder
Why is this lasting so long?
This feels like Vince booking the show. He's not signing and firing the wrestlers, but he's definitely booking.
>>19604755But enough about what I tell your mom every night
>cole keeps calling him zack
Who the fuck wants to see Mid Cardona matches trying to fill up a 3 hour show every week
Perfect storyline for Ethan to cuck Cardona.
>>19604757yeah they released LA Knight to make up the budget for Big Match Cardona
>>19604758Who won last year? Was it Tony? It's always Tony, isn't it?
>Cole fucking up the name.
>>19602756>>19602756>>19602756
Cardonabros, 2026 is off to a great start
>>19604749Ethan lost
>>19604775Gotta fill 3 hours bro
Cardona went 50/50 with the literal biggest jobber on the roster LMFAOOOO
Imagine if Cardona jobbed here.
>>19604228>extra hour>lets give cardona a 30 minute match
Imagine paying 4 figures to see this tripe live. Even Cole sounded bored.
Cardona putting in his ballot for UnKWABOTY of 2026 early
>>19604768>aging bimbo retard slothe's still training for his return brazza he'll be back soon
Cardona feels like when they signed Carlito.
The beard is literally just for men
>>19604794That's every single match on TV these days.
>>19604707did you just glance at the screen or did you somehow already memory hole the part where they explicitly shut down the zack ryder titantron and replaced it, signalling that zack ryder is gone
>>19604743Yeah rushing NXT talent to the main roster always works
>>19604804Carlito was pretty based on Judgement day
Holy shit they're still going on with this
>>19604812there are a bunch of wrestlers in NXT right now that could be moved up, not rushed, they're ready
Yes. Enough is enough. Please Dogg stop.
>ambulance match is the main eventThank God I can leave early
>>19604811I don't actually watch the screen. I just reply to the thread.
feel like black has to win right?they're both HHH's favorite gay sons but it seems lately he loves priest morebut there's no way they can have black lose here, he's gotta go over
>>19604716what exactly is stopping you from doing something else and coming back later?
This Priest and Black feud needs to fucking end already
>raw tets cm punk vs breaker>smackdown gets priest vs blackkek its clear which show they prioritize
NEW THREAD NORMAL THREAD NO BULLSHIT>>19604843>>19604843>>19604843>>19604843>>19604843
>>19604836unless they are releasing him
>>19604847>>19604847>>19604847REAL NEW FAGGOTS GET IN HERE
I miss Cardona's entrance, does he have his old Radio theme or some new def rebel AI slop?
>>19604844this song is awesome
>>19604836Yes, but there is an outside chance Rhea helps Damian deal with Zelina since she's there, and Aleister can't beat Damian without his wife.
>>19604836Priest has looked like a bitch against Black for months so hes probably gonna win
>>19604834thanks for reminding me that no one here actually watches that makes me feel a lot better about this board
>>19604839I’m pretty sure a fucking Main Event Ambulance Match gimmick is a guarantee that this silly feud will finally end tonight.
>>19604860>interference>feud doesn't end
>>19604882my MyGM playthrough on 2k says otherwise
>>19604886Aleister will fuck off and go after Carmelo or something.
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