DIY edition
Who is this man and why do I always see him on the British thread?
that's the wizza ordered de lads
Crazy to think Shippy has had sex and you haven't.
>>82340201SeasideMARK. The pillar, the backbone of the britfeel community. He's like our mascot.
>>82340210He is a virgin
>>82340210Yeah, some twinks are into 'bears', look it up.
>>82340184He must have got the Shippy Special at the barbers.
>>82340184Why is SSM wearing a covid mask?
>>82340225that's his sleeve you mong
>>82340225I think that's just his t-shirt lad. SSM is anti-vax. He even got a channel strike for anti vax "misinformation"
>>82340225It's the bacon bacon buddy mask, keeps his lungs safe from the dirty air fryer fumes and it's lush.
>>82340225Because for all his bravado and bombastic slightly anti-establishment attitude that he puts on, he is deeply, deeply deferential to authority. He has to be, he needs to be, it's built into his life because he understands that the state is his lifeline and so any genuine anti-establishment activities are a potential danger to his parasitism. When push comes to shove, he will give up his veneer of bulldog patriotism and kiss the feet of his masters. He's really just pathetic when you get down to it.
>>82340225He's still masking because of TMAU. Its a killer, if he breaths in those toxic fumes he's a gonner
Watch it lads. A DWP auditer is here.
>>82340247he would be putting flags up but he got a hidden disability no this fault he was born
DWP can kiss my arse, fuck 'em. Fuck the lot of 'em, giving my money to useless eaters.
>>82340213I didn't think that hard about it (or more specifically, I can't remember, just remember that I liked them).The book dune prophecy was based on was written by his son.
>>82340274Mate do you know where you are? 70% of the lads here are unemployed.
>>82340286I have never courted popularity. My opinions are what they are. Lots of people doing something doesn't make it right.
>>82340273Think you could make a Pokemon edit out of this one.
>>82340293Fucking love this little mong me.
>>82340265based pattern-noticerdid you notice that >>82338623's YouTube URL contained the word 'wave'?
>>82340293he doing alright my ladhe doing alright
oh nice little edit, youre really good at making art x
eva6 made REAL art.
>>82340373Haha. Nice one mate. All that money earned by battering children in pokemon battles
Do any of you have that video of mark wiping his shitey arse on some hotel towels?
>>82340402why are you chatting about a 16 year old boy
Nu breadinghamsPhwoar innit
I thought the eva6 era of this thread was cringe
my favourite Pokemon? Poocheer.
wonder what the eva simps are up to now
about to pull the trigger on that rare demo disc for britfeel: the game that came with the official britfeel magazine
>>82340486looking at Pokemon to be quite honest with you.>Pignic evolves into Borbequecor. fuck 'Shining Mountain Meadow' or whatever they're all called now.
Another Friday night alone is it then. Repeat with me, I am a winner.
everyone in the world has played this game.yet, at the same time, has anyone ever actually played it?
>>82340532i remember seeing it everywhere when i was a sprog but i dont think anyone i knew had it, think its quite expensive now
>>82340525I'm here with you, king x ;_;
For me, it's eating and shagging arse
>>82340532I remember playing it on a demo disk. Not sure where it came from ether from the McDonald's happy meals or a PlayStation magazine. It was a good game for what I played of it.
was quite liminal, Kula World.
>>82340544Worth about 70 quid with the case and manual.
Might fart meX
Might shart meX
Must say lads it's been quite a pleasant day on old feelstreet today. Not much bickering and name calling as usual.
>>82340659>Must say lads it's been quite a pleasant day on old feelstreet today. Not much bickering and name calling as usual.mong
>>82340659>...name calling as usual.cockwomble
>>82340659arse bandit
Having a hard seltzer of the lime flavour I am
listening to this Dr. Dre and some of the things he says, lads.
I been on this general for almost 10 years
Made for BWC isn't she
Fuck sake lads, you didn't check Trivago?
>>82340916Bees wax candles?
Whats our adderall called lads, is it over the counter?
for me its beeswax Clarks>buttery leathero aye. you should want to eat beef, so you should
>>82341017just get ritalin off the d*rk w*b lad.
Good foodington this was just now
>>82341091what did you have ladberg?
>>82341017>Over the counter Absolutely not. You need an official diagnosis to be prescribed it here in the UK. For a few years now there's been a shortage of ADHD medication. Certain ones are harder to get a hold of.
>>82341028I ws shopping for something like this today byt I couldnt decide what i like. I go back another day
Virgin birth? Okay mate, sure, nah couldn't be that a jewish minx told a little fib, could it?
Oh look at that, the illegals will be allowed to stay in the Bell hotel in Epping LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
Vibe am on fresh out the shower n the codeines kicking in https://vocaroo.com/18qFl0LntpRe
>>82341274i've had like 3-4 pairs of those exact shoes ngl to you cross-san.would recommend. feel a bit like slippers despite being leather, but they look nice.
Am wanting new balance 574 as well
>>82341307Ngl when it comes to smart shoes i like slip on ones.Well it just works doesnt it.
Not a fan of tying laces desu
>>82341292that was very nice good job lad
>>82341316>>82341324mine have a habit of snapping too, and then what the hell do you do? what if you're out and about?mind they do the trick and i have flat feet so it helps make them more taut on the foot vertically if that makes sense (shoes are designed for arched-footers, it racist)
might have a "10 pairs of laces" random mixture of laces from Poundland somewhere, but realistically if say Vans laces snap i just go and buy Vans(R) brand Vans laces that are the same length. usually better than the ones that came with the shoes too, might be to get you to buy them
>woke up late again>mum won't get me a takeaway because it's too late now and I missed out
>>82341389it is your breakfast/dinner, relatively speaking.she is starving you of essential meals. call Childline lad.
miss that lil nigga crossy (crosslad) like you wouldn't believe
>>82341389Snoozed de lad and you lost
just had another tramadol somewhat-crosslad stylefinal/penultimate one of the night i reckonif the universe wants me to stop, it can deliver unto me some more ketamine, amen.
>>82341401He just posted 13 mins ago.
face it /britfeel/ he's gone forever.
temporarily putting on a tripcode proves nothing. by that logic all of us are eva6 (Oxford experiment), or moot (not saying his trpicode it's a homophobic word)
imagine if Helper went off to town sometimes and Steve took over posting Helper-style posts.
>>82341448eva6 was a noncecord character made up by a former personality called BN
YWNBARW thinks it's ok to do this to a man. >Once we got there, it didn't take long before we were making out on his couch. The kissing was exhilarating. At one point I was sitting on top of him and things were clearly about to go further. That's when everything went wrong. I don't remember exactly what I said, but it was something like, "I'm so glad you're okay with me." He looked confused and asked what I meant. My heart dropped. I carefully said, "You do know I'm trans right?"https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1n3cqcg/date_gone_really_wrong/
>>82341458so she was, despite all the evidence to the contrary.some would even say she's still active on another 4chan Discord to this day. mad how BN is keeping that up.
having fun ai larping with my goblin conspiracy theory roomie on spicy chatshe keeps calling me a giraffe and doing backflips on the furnitureshe does NOT trust pants manufacturers
yanklass was one or the only actual women to ever post here
>>82341462i lose track of Reddit drama shite, was TwoXChromosomes not the one specifically for biological women ONLY?i mean he's a dick for shoving her but yeah she should have said, it's someone you're dating and about to sleep with, for fuck's sake.
It flyday https://youtu.be/VQM8nCbrKLQ
>>82341491crossy it's me, I'm a lalafell and I'm DRIPPED
>>82341487They've got a pinned post saying trans women are women. Just not enough to say "real women" at this current stage in the clown world.
it's fried eggfried egggotta get down on fried egg
>>82341423I never do tramadols now but it was the first opiate i tried, i fink
Its wibbled eggWibbled eggGotta get down on wibbled egg
>>82341474And a weird 50+ Year old woman that stalked Sean
>>82341339Am on my halo arc atm.Ideally i want to get a xbone frm cex nd play master chief collection for a week byt i dont rly have the time now.It sad
>>82341507>1 year ago>We will not have any transphobia or TERFs in this sub.huh. swore the whole thing with this one is it was (mostly crazy) ladies who were specifically NOT them transgender ladies wot's taking over other reddit boards.cracks me up that there was /r/lesbians but it was made when Reddit was a techy Digg clone so obvs it was just porn, hawt lesbians, dood. then they had /r/ActualLesbians for actual lesbians, but it was almost ENTIRELY trans lesbians. so there are a bunch of trve_lesbians type ones that are specifically for CISGENDER, BIO LESBIANS only.god bless you, Reddit. with your stories and drama.
The fact that cex can give u a 5 yr warranty on a xbox 360 Is quite mind blowing.Cus they r so old now that its surprising if they work in the first place.Its pretty kewl.But its only like 30 quid more for a xbone so might as well get that
oh for fuck's sake you can't READ the story Reddit boards without the age ID shite??yeah yeah VPNs and alternative frontends, but it's text. i just want to read /r/loveafterporn, how could IT be porn?
Getting kinda really sick of the constantly overheating HDD and RAM leaks aren't iOught to upgrade the masheen soon don't i
>>82341474Pigeon lass, stormlass (scottish lass), nubs, hotel lady, alina. Not sure if kentanon was a girl. We've had several over the years.
cor all these boyfriends and husbands who are 'relapsing' on their 'porn use'.should just leave 'em, all these ladies. egg each other on, get those pornsick males out of their lives.
There are handsome men over 30 right now shagging legally consenting chavvy slags up and down the country in exchange for money. Not you, though. You're just a loser who will be on here all weekend.
Hope arbroathy is ok n_n
https://youtu.be/Ud93l3j7dqA luv this lassies videos sm
>>82341612Pigeon lass is a derogatory term for my beautiful Laura.
Sneaky youtube settign everything on 360p to save bandwidths when am a paying yt premium member of several yrs.U need to manually change it........I always forget about it
>>82341707No it's not, and I never knew her name. I don't even know if we are talking about the same person.
I am thinking of her right now. She's probably with Will. I hope he's a good lad.
Need a haircut. A cringe part of life, I'd rather just have a hairdresser mate to do it for free and spend the money on something else instead.
Ah, he's probably talking about the ASMR bint.
TRT making me a bit dizzy
I think she deleted her dead channel to further anger me. That's real psycho behaviour. She probably enjoys knowing she is causing me a great deal of emotional pain.
i just stopped reading the loveafterporn reddit, glad i've come back to saneposts on /britfeel/.
I'm going to play video games all night. You're not going to spend it all on here are you?
>2 more hours until the kino has finished downloadingckin ell
>>82341876Nope, just watching a film, then will have a spliff, go for a wank, then go to sleep.
Nightly ritual
>>82341894what kino are you going to watch, lad?i have a few films stuck on 99%. some have been there for over a year. could just find another torrent, but you never know when a seeder will come back.
>Mary.and.Max.2009.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-FGT>99.9%>only missing the last piece of the file>won't play;_; let me watch my autism cartoon.
>>82341970If you just want to watch it, there's this, but it will probably be lower quality than you want.https://en.yts-official.mx/movies/mary-and-max-2009/
>30th August 2025
>>82342005>YTSno thank you i'll be watching my 6-10 GB x264 encodes.just a pain in the arse since a certain public tracker shut down. reminds me of when PublicHD first came along, "thank fuck no weird elitism for piracy, of all things," and then disappeared.everyone has fast internet now, there's NO EXCUSE. and stop supporting streaming services, YOU FOOLS
crossy you said you are stepping away from /britfeel/ in September does that mean technically tomorrow is your last full day?we should have some mad /britfeel/ going-away party
Kinoberg at 40% soon Proper good this
>>82342052Monday is a new month and a new era.
and if you can leave any day of your choosing in September, i think it should be 30 September. the last of the Septembers.
>>82342117get that 'download in sequential order' and 'preview file' going, lad. hour and a half left? should be stream-able as it downloads then, should it not
started playing Death Stranding 2 today. don't give a fuck about the shite story, just let me deliver my packages and build roads.
SAGAre you still here
>>82342213It's half 12 at night an your pining after a man from the internet, lass.
>>82342186why not get a job as a delivery lad like deliverylad?
Realized i'm gay just now
>>82342274already got a job I like lad. although I do daydream about being a postie sometimes. seems a bit more relaxed than delivery driving
>>82342290cor. life on medium mode.
>>82341612>Kent AnonNice throwback. Can't believe I've been here for a decade
BWC is quite eternal, isn't it
>>82342370I've been on the site 10 years, but only been on /britfeel/ for 9 years.
>>82342372Begins without concluding? Aye, I suppose it is never ending.
>30th of August 2025>1am
>spliffSmoked>spaffAbout to be brought forth>sleepWill be achieved shortly>songsortofbutnotreallyrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp392Nk_2vw
>>82341970I watched this the other week. Quite funny and sadRutracker works for basically every film btw. Nice 1080p remuxes
I had too many soft mints again today.But a low calories day apart frm that.Going sicko mode on fluoxetine cravings.
>>82342443You stopping the happy pills, or moving on to something else?
Worried about my mmys soul bc shes had a divorce.Want to bring it up n talk about it wiv her but it might jst cause a arguments.
>>82342453Atm am on that 60mg prozac happy pills But am gaining weight because of it so am at war against it now as well.Jst realised ave put on more weight in past 9 months ave been on it than ave put on in my life I dont understand either I dont feel like i eat that much more but I must be
>>82342392About the same here lad, I was on britfeel in 2015 but started posting regularly in 2016
She must confess.Mr Eko know the score.
Brother. It is time to confess x
cor check out all these NEWBIES who weren't "shooping the whoop" on the Random board in the mid aughts.
>>82342539I feel like am new to britfeel,,But ave been on 4chan since 2007,Literally more than half my life but i still feel like i missed out on the golden age by a few yrs
>>82342476Jesus forgives all sins. That why he gave his life on the cross. Believe on him and you shall be saved thats all there is to it.
said hi to the Mr. Eko on /tv/ the other weekhe was from the Lost threads back in the day and he still aroundcan't remember if he was one of the avatarfriends, before the mods were on the anti-avatar warpath (our lads like x caught in the crossfire)
I might be a perverted obsessive freak byt my heart is pure x
Imagine being a catYou'd be all like meow and shit lol
>>82342559i just don't accept the movement of timecrosslad it is 2008 and we are young and comfy <3 see you on runescape
>>82342593>Imagine being a cat>You'd be all like meow and shit lolo.o
>>82342600Feel like i blacked out one day n woke up in a different universe.It doesnt even make sense that the world frm 17 yrs ago is the same one were in right now.
>>82342599Would u pspsps me if i was a cat ....xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
The USA should stop existing.We heard most of the money for the worlds problems was stolen from the USA. The USA has failed to protect itself and has thus become a liability.Also the deported are welcome to Canada.Invest in China
>>82342513I was on it for a bit myself, but only a few months. Stopped due to side effects. Now I just rawdog life. Apart from misusing controlled substances. Sleep time for me now, nighty night.
doing my dailies on Neopets to become a Neomillionaire in 30 days
sobriety is the only real drug
I wouldnt be purrrrrsprised if my wee cat knows more than she lets on.Bc of my aunty.Byt shes not a "Wisdom" cat purr se but i think shes still intelligent My old wee cat was wise i would say she was more of a queen type of cat nd my current wee cat is more of a princess type.
>>82342599MEwo meow meow meow bitch
cor a cross synchronicity (neither to do with x the poster)then a princess synchronicitywe truly in liminal hours
Imagine being a dogYou'd be shit
Mandibuzz in japanese is called VULGINA which Is supposed to be vulture + regina latin for queen But It sounds like a fanny....................................................................lol
>>82342724It gets a little spooky around here when its dark............*ashes out cigarette*
If lassies shat out their fanny. Would u still smash?
Spooky x https://youtu.be/h8bAbvk5Hs4
always got a kick out of setting Smash Bros Melee to French and playing as Jigglypuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71Xq-dLtEpI> HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE TAUNTS?! aye this comment, can't find them anywhere on YouTubewas pure 'RONDOUDOU!!! >:(' but in French, me and my pals would spam it D-D-DJ style
Random byt this bit in re5 really spooked me n it was hard i fink I remember dying a lot
Gna make a cuppa. I will make one for u as well x
RONDOUDOURONDOUDOURONDOUDOURONDOUDOU
>>82342788Thats class.My name on xboxlive fr halo 3 was purin.Wee jiggy.Always liked the graphics on smash bros melee very classy looking.
Desu the gamecube had a lotof pretty games.I did like star fox adventures it was ok overall just wouldve bene better if it was like the old ones.Its just hilarious that the game started old skewl style n it was so good nd then thats a one off so you just get c*ck teased.
F zero gx wsa another one that was gorgeous ave still got my wee gamecube not sure if it works though But right now am wanting the XBONE cus am on my halo arc.
Jstt realised star fox adventures is the MGS2 of star fox
I cant put down the cup x https://youtu.be/Ssj5ZBuhwIo
got my opioidsgot my /britfeel/got my Irn Bru Xtra Nessie Nectaro aye. ooo aye.
Were all secretly cute girls on britfeel
i wish to be the little grrl
>>82342887What flavours that?Ave not tried them
>>82342919Xtra's like the diet one, there are two 'limited editions' and one's 'Unicorn Tears' that tastes like bubblegum flavour missed with Irn Bru (it's not very nice tbqh) and one's Nessie Nectar that tastes like some kind of juice you'd have in a cocktail (grenadine? whatever it's called) and yeah it's nice
*cutely goes to sleep* *has a dream am some moid that posts rubbish on a internet thread all day* *cutely wakes up again* that dream again yikes.............
>>82342938imagine if dreams were real
IM SIPPING ON PROMETHAZINE
if you can choose your form in Heaven, i am going to choose Cipher from The Matrixjust go round parties, "oi lads, plug me back in, hahaha"
I rly had some long dream last night that my sisters were in it nd it was somebodys weddingo r something.But it really felt like a real event......Or like a future event.I woke up nd i thought Ill message nd ask about this wedding n then i thought oh it was a dream.I think realistically it was probly based from that night on my stpdads bday as thats the only type of event like that ave been at in years but am not sure.
>>82342949There is more to this world than u see with your 2 eyes x
Crosstradamus
>>82342986I suspect The taxi driver that always banged on about 2012 mayan calendar nd Nostradamus was "Initiated" in something,,If he even was really a taxi driver
imagine if you could transform into a cat, e.g. a wizard gave you that power. and then you think, "oh great can just turn into a cat and back when i fancy."but then you transform into a cat, and you're stuck. because you're a cat with a cat brain.
I got goosebumps wen i thought about it when Helper said that you never see ppl bring grocery shopping into their house.Its facts.Ave looked.U never see it.
>yfw they were actors the whole time
>yfw ur not just paranoid
he fucking knows
aight that is the final tramadol of the night (but also it's a new morning if you stop to think about it)
I can trust Jesus so it doesnt rly matter about anything else
>>82343175I was jst about to take a bed time codeinees.N making a cuppa again
l cant put down the cup x
>>82343238it take on new meaning
going to make a hot choccyhad some of those proper instant sachets in the other day (not even Highlights, we are talking full-sugar full-fat Cadbury's here Crosslad). dead good but i'm back to just milk + cocoa powder + vanilla extract. can't go wrong.
>>82343253Choccy venom x
bloody heck milk has a date of 29 Aug on itbut if you think about it that's the best before END date and the 29th only ended a few hours agoalso it's the BEST before end if i don't accept milk that's still only just good, i don't deserve it at its best
chocchocchoccy venom
>>82343299Have to be careful when it comes to milk lid. Throw it out and get some new. Not worth being ill over 1.50
>>82343322yeah normally milk's one i wouldn't fuck around with (also raw chicken) but fuck it i sayif it could make you sick, they'd get sued
feel sicksuing Tesco's
Ave spent so much of the last few yrs in bed. Yesterday was like this......went to bed at 2am which is early fr me. Woke up at 2pm. Still tired. Slept more til about 5. Still tired but i got up anywayw.A lot of days r like that. Dnt knownwjats wrong with me.
Ave noticed before if i sleept wi a tshirt on ill more likely get out of bed when i wake up nstead of jst snoozing alarm n sleeping more.Its literally jst if am cold ill jst fast forward a few more hours.Thats wild.Proper neet rot life.
>>82343400maybe you have thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-24-hour_sleep%E2%80%93wake_disorderthen again, everyone thinks they have this (see also: aphantasia, dysthymia, chronic fatigue syndrome)
>>82343418Am not sure its a medical condition besides being depressed.My sister has vitamin b12 deficiency Maybe thats genetic.
>>82343441could get your bloods tested if you're OK with that?last time i had it done they offered, "yeah, might as well"turns out i'm fine EXCEPT my iron was high"do you take iron supplmenets?""yep""you should stop"easiest-to-resolve medical problem ever
She still works full time tho.........Man its crazy if u have a job other than sparse sick days for serious times if you wake up nd dont feel like getting out of bed you still just have to go.......Like if u got out of bed n youre so oozy woozy that u cant stand up on your wee legs nd its time for a few more hours eepy sweepy tucked up in ur wee bed with a teddy Its not even a option..........Like its NOT a option....................
humans were not meant for this worldnot in a Castlevania way or whatever it's just that the way we are isn't right for the world we live in. i've said my piece.
Some ppl r feline spirit animals nd this golden retriever society sees fit to prejudice against us x
>>82343462mad isn't it? i know people who are terrified of being late or they clocked in late one day and all that. yeah we have rights here it's not like America, but you couldn't even have a DAY off. or just lie in. the alarm on my phone stopped going off, that'd just be a missed day. lost job, "we don't want broken-alarmers here"and that's before the practical side of depression where you're just glued to bed
>>82343475cats = underdogs
>>82343468Bc we have a soul so its in conflict wiv material world sometimes.The Garden of Eden is like that souls descending into earth nd the problems that come up.Life is still pretty fun thogh.
back on the Bru.more liquid = more kidney work = more peeing = more excretion of toxins from spoiled milk(possibly)
>>82343479I feel like personally i would like the routine of that overall WHEN it all works as it should but it its just the facts as humans nd as moids we get sore tummys nd headaches nd days of being down in the dumps that a pure routine cant account for when its demanded to be completely rigid n static
>>82343441being depressed does that to you, and sleeping too much also makes you more tired and depressed, what helped me with both sleep and depression was not sleeping one night of the week, staying awake the next day was rough, but its worth a try
o i am comfy
going to solve puzzles
Quite tired now me gna sleep now Night night friends
i am fucking stuck there is no solution
>>82343626Try plate
I really hate how these onions fuckers simplify the FUCK out of everything for their plebbitor audience lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wK4peez9zE"Most fundamental level of reality" my ass. That's the same exact approach the geocentrists used back in the day as well
6.16 Linux kernel giving me grief with Intel wifi. Had to roll back. They don't fucking test this shit for twenty year old laptops.
stand by me is the best oasis song.
fuck being a lorry driver, dont do it
>>82344508Rather be that than a warehouse wagie.
>>82344514yea i used to think that when i was a warehouse wagey, fucking horrendous shift tonight though lad
I never got to have fun when I was younger. Now I see no point bothering with life. It just won't feel right and I know I won't be able to get a relationship with someone who isn't old.
two small cans of mahou, two double gin and wonics- beddingtons soon methinks
>>82344379You wouldn't have this problem with Windows
>82343967"Quantum fluke" lmfao What utter plebbitor NPC bullshit tripeJust ripped a massive quantum fart. It's SCIENCE lol
>>82344608why don't you just have fun now you stupid woe-is-me faggot?
condemning yourself to an entire life of misery because your existence used to be irredeemably miserable, despite the fact you that you can now change that, and chart your own existence- absolutely retarded
>>82344899>whats the point if blablabla>women dont blablabla>men should blablabla>BLABLABLA
Finally found that siterip i was looking for, didn't iShall be spaffing quite royally, shall i not
the big bad nonce
>>82345259>the big bad noncefascinating
Might have to buy a grow light for my wee grapefruit tree
point A to point B
>Site rippington's missing half the shit in it againckin ell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MqAfk8-CpAbanger desu
>>82340532Everyone only played is cause of the demo. It never actually sold all that well.
Just did done one of the biggest poos in my life, arsehole shattered
>>82345259Why isn't he married with a family at his age?
mate of mine got a circumcision in college because he claimed his girlfriend was so tighthow thick was his foreskin that it'd cause an issue lol
>>82345696Why don't you drive to his grotty house in Banbury and ask him. You can drive, right?
me? hairs drying and im going to stick on the left for dead 2 oh aye yes i am, am i not?
>>82345731Do have long hair? Sexy boy x
been feeling very straight recently
>>82345743reeeeeeeee ur not a woman
Me? Scouring tinder for the ideal haplogroup foid
*strums his air guitar*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ql4hVJzLB0
So Trump hasn't been seen in public since Tuesday and now the White House have cancelled all events this weekend. Something is definitely going on.
>>82345947Do you think he's playing extreme hide and seek?
>>82345722Yeah but it's about 150 miles from where I live and I don't know his exact address.
>>82344857What kind of fun can a 35yo neet who wasted his twenties playing video games and never going out do?
>>82346038At least you acknowledge it's your own fault that you wasted your 20s. That's a start. Why waste your 30s too though?
>>82346050Too old now. I see women my age and think they're old hags. Depressing to think about.
>>82346038>Travel hostels (yes, even at 35) - plenty of mid-30s and 40s backpackers. You'll get the "meeting random people from everywhere" hit.>Music festivals / city nightlife weekends - go to Berlin, Lisbon, Budapest. Cheap flights, chaotic nights, you'll get that "I should've done this at 24" experience.>Extreme sports samplers - skydiving, surfing camp, snowboarding trip. These feel like the rite-of-passage things you never did.
>>82346059You don't sound like you actually care about having fun. You only care about female attraction and sex, which makes you look like a creep. To women of any age.
>>82346066I can't fucking do any of that. Do you not fucking realise how difficult it is for a socially awkward man with no connections to get a stupid little passport? I'm not going to random people and asking them to countersign it. So travel is off.I have no money to do many things, the jobs market is fucked and they certainly won't hire a longterm neet MALE over all the other desperate wagie-to-be's will they?
>>82346079I'm sure you could get a passport and money together if you tried. Sounds like excuses to me.
>>82346069I've never had sex. Of course it's always on my mind.
>>82346117Well yeah. It's always on everyone's mind. But it can't be the only thing you care about, otherwise paradoxically you'll never manage to get it, because that attitude is so repulsive to women.
nice and slow britfeel, reckon there really are 2 or 3 posters who make most of the posts
Some teenage girls just knocked at my front door and wanted to know the wifi password. Of course I declined and they walked over to the neighbour's front door. It would have taken them ages to type in 63 random letters, symbols and numbers anyway. I have a hidden SSID too.
>>82346079It's not difficult to get a passport at all. Pure delusion.
>>82346079Why are you not on bennies you twat?
>>82346149Yeah the pace and overall quality has improved immensely since Greg 'Shippy' Austin left
>>82346212>he didn't see spam mong flooding the thread yesterday.
I miss Shippy greatly ngl
>hes still at the counter signature gimmickFucking hell lad i admire the dedication
Remember when ruthmong spent 2 years saying he would start auditing very soon?
>>82346328He's running up a hill with the big man in the sky now.
>>82346347And then auditmong mysteriously appeared
Mass fatality resilience capacity.
I am fairly sure that Shippy has committed suicide, sadly.
>>82346149Need that hat desu>>82346164If you're so smart why can't you generate a QR code for it? That's what all the ISP provided routers have these days, think it does the whole thing on phones. You can't because you're a pseud. Dunning-Kruger incarnate.
>>82346405>I am fairly sure that Shippy has committed suicide, sadly.blimey
Hey you. Yes YOU Get off your computer and go outside.Nice day for a can of de pepper de lads in de garden.
Spending Saturday alone mourning the loss of your online dollies is it, sweetheart?
>>82346405I hope he hasn't. I was only joking about running up a hill with the big man in the sky.
Oh lawdy lawdy I am too hungover for any of this today. You're all horrible little lads and it's about time you cleaned your room, straightened up and flew right. Especially you passportmong.
>>82346423Already been out mate, nice little jog in the cool morning air back before the heat hits. Got a can of wed wull chilling in the fridge for later, might sit on the patio and enjoy it.
>>82346430I hope he hasn't either but I fear he has.
Shut the fuck up Editormong
>>82346286seen that, he has an atomic melty every few weeks just to show us who is boss. it also shows that its one sad fuck behind most of the posts
gregory has had all of his computing devices taken away from him for *reasons*
>>82346465What do you think he's like IRL? I sometimes wonder
Bitcoin holdings, top 9 countries:>USA - 198,022>China - 190,000>UK - 61,245>Ukraine - 46,351>North Korea - 13,562>Bhutan - 11,286>El Salvador - 6,257>Venezuela - 240>Finland - 90>>82346453<3
>>82346465I've said it for years, it clearly is, and most of the other spam is gone as well at this moment.
Off to the shops for tinnies and items to cook tonight.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO not me dollies anything but my dollies, please come back dollies I want to make all the same posts about you WAAAAAAAA
>>82346471should i buy bitcoin today
>>82346489>SAFCSad As Fuck Club?
As somebody who posts in /britfeel/ and brit/pol/, I wonder, why there's somebody posting under a murrican flag, mentioning dollies and being on the site/thread for 16 hours a day. Bit weird, amarite.
>>82346477all the gimmicks all the spam all the seething insults at anyone and everyone and all the drama about thread posters and youtubers
My shorts are too big
>>82346471>North Korea - 13,562Based NK hackers
>>82346491Sweet and fruity cheddar.
>>82346490Yes lad, buy and hold, buy and hold. We've not nearly seen the ceiling yet imo.BTC at $250,000 is going to happen.
Lol he's a cryptomong too. Tragic
is he going to start having meltys and spamming the thread over the new tripfag now?
>>82346358Different guy.
My shorts are too short for my willy.
The bitcoin fun is kind of over now, at best you'll potentially double your money if you sit on it for a year or so. The fun days are over with stable coins (IMO). There's money to be made on shitcoins, but that is purely gambling, and you have to be on the ball with that, and have money to play.That's my common sense take, as nothing but an observer.
Haha wait a minute the "meltys" guy is Editormong too? Hahaha
>>82346538Yeah it's not gonna be another 25,000% increase since its introduction, but it will keep going up comfortably. Don't mess around with shitcoins me, it's all gambling and rug pulling organised by group chats - if you're not in them, you're going to lose your money and end up being a fucking retard bag holding dickhead.>>82346539Nah not me lol, I thought it was shippy who started it, no?
>>82346549What's your net worth and what percentage do you have in Bitcoins lad? I'm thinking about rebalancing a bit myself
>Tell me how much money you have so I can call you poor
Definitely gonna rain now I've stuck me bed sheets and towels in the wash, I'll be lucky if I get an hour of them drying on the line tbqphwyl before having to bring them in and drape them over doors like a Victorian chambermaid. I used to know this guy called Rob, real weird he was and one of my mates nicknamed him little girl ghost because you'd be hanging around talking and then Rob would have silently appeared behind you and was just standing there listening. So you'd get a little jump scare every time like a ghost. Also he was short and pudgy and blonde and pale, bad combo for a lad in any world. Anyway, before I deactivated my facebook earlier this year I was idly scrolling through and saw a post from rob saying he was a she now, and was a "hot girl". Nothing could be further from the truth, but I suppose some amount of delusion is integral to the trannifying process. I hope I never see that person again.
>>82346565It's not that lad, I'm sure he has more money than I do, it's just that 20% of your portfolio in Bitcoin is a lot more risky if you have a lower net worth, you know what I mean? It's about risk management as well as a raw percentage number when it comes to crypto
>>82346549Yeah I bet it's tricky, sitting on something that's rising, yet you know that at any second the rug will be pulled. I've seen advertisements for discord groups, and buy bots that monitor blahblahblah.I wish I had money to play. If I ever get on PIP (should do but may be waiting for my body to deteriorate first) I wouldn't mind playing a bit, but at the moment as a lowest tier bennies spastic (I have confirmed leg spasticity in 1 leg, and the other leg is starting to act the same), I can't do anything really, as all muh monies are needed.
>>82346573What does the P stand for in tbqphwyl? (I know the rest, to be quite honest with you lads).
>>82346582It's ok phoneposter anon lad, just predictive text hijacking yer post. Mistakes happen anon, just go with the flow, innit.
>>82346591To be quite perfectly honest with you lad it's perfectly, because I wouldn't be anything less with you.
>>82346558Coorr, haven't ever actually sat down and tried to figure out my net worth. It wouldn't be all that much, but I suppose the big question is do you consider the full market value of my house or just the portion of the mortgage that I've paid off so far? That would change the overall figure quite a bit. I've got a bit under 20 grand in BTC, been buying up piece by piece over a few years.>>82346578Yeah I don't fuck with memcoins and stuff, I'm actually embarrassed for anyone who pushes them and honestly thinks THIS TIME IT'LL BE LEGIT! like holy shit how do you even tie your shoes in the morning?What's your background, lad? You looked into trying to a wfh job?
Need my Saturday SSM update desu
>>82346623>do you consider the full market value of my house or just the portion of the mortgage that I've paid off so far?Just the portion you've paid off usually counts as net worth, but to be honest for investment decisions I'm just counting assets that are fairly liquid + my pension when I do the calculus. At the moment I'm about 20% of that in crypto (mix of Bitcoin and Ethereum) but I'm wondering if that's a bit aggressive.
>>82346653He relaxing after a hard week's graft, lad, let him be until he can muster the energy to entertain us.
>>82346653>waaa where is my youtube dolly
Like toddlers given iPads to entertain them some lads ITT need someone on their screen entertaining them too.
one of my daughter's favourite meals is a 30 quid fried chicken with a chili-onions glaze, jasmine rice and pickled vegetable slaw, end up getting it for her every fucking weekend costing me a fortune
pathetic little lads in this thread, like to be entertained and enjoy entertainment. pitiful man-children
>He said he's X months no bookies >He said de lads >He said 4 drinks only >He's drunk >He's eating >He's bought something >He's sold something
>>82346703Why don't you figure out how to make a similar dish for considerably cheaper. Reckon if you could get her involved in the cooking process you could convince her it's good enough. I, to be frank, am in the bath. Gonna read some Heinlein glory road. It's amazing how he basically invented western isekai long before we had any idea the nips were doing it, if they even were at that point in time. Quite an enjoyable and extremely casual read.
Imagine being a grown man and needing Shippy to trick your brain into feeling alive. Embarrassing.
>>82346623I was a factory pleb most of my working life, so not really get any skills, then had some health issues (just finding out it's MS, but had symptoms for about 6 years). Can't do customer service jobs (1 of my main issues is not being able to hold off when needing the toilet, I have to stop what I'm doing and head off to the loo. Once I feel like I need the toilet, it's at the part where whatever is about to be ejected from my body is moving, so I need to be moving fast. Real fun with the mobility issues I'm starting to get), and the only other thing would be data entry, but I get knackered easily, so would need breaks often, and which company is going to want to employ somebody that doesn't pull their weight? Plus there'd be countless typos. Not too bad when typing like this as spellcheck exists, but if inputting numbers from a sheet or something, then I'm fucked.
You aren't reading Shippy's posts. You're allowing him to breast feed you through the screen, like the toddler you are, suckling at his Banbury teat, guzzling down the bean juice you're sucking out of his nipple. You disgust me
Always try and stay positive lads, and remember, whatever crap is going on in life, choons exist still.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EOD9pADlQ
The general needs personalities to survive
>>82346656House (market value - mortgage balance) - approx 89kCurrent accounts - 6kStocks/bonds/ETFs - 51kPensions - not 100% sure but last time I checked around 30kCrypto - a little under 25kGold and silver - fluctuates with the market but right now about 30kAll of the above total would be about 231k with crypto a bit under 10% of the total. I don't feel overexposed, but I'm not really into finance so I don't know. Honestly I mostly use DeepSeek for financial advice, been fine so far.No car with any real resale value, no expensive luxury items like jewelry or anything.
>>82346732He's only gone and jumped into a fantasy world with a large magic blonde with huge tits in order to be the big bloody hero hasn't he?
>>82346755>mfw, we were the personalities all along
>>82346756Hmm yeah definitely sounds like I'm being a bit agressive with 20% in crypto. Need to have a think about it. Thanks for the insight lad
Do love a good choon I do. It might not be for you, but it is for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILJD5CNZ68
>>82346703>posh fried chicken with pickled somethingyou could always make that Gordon Ramsay fried chickenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWdTvyy6-mU>nooo Jack you can only have ONE piece of fried chicken, and it has to be with veggies, and only as a rare treat(neglect, IMO)
>He said he's got a brown sprog >He said he's been to a Toby >He posted a gigachad >He said no more wooze he's necking wuppas>He said he's having wizza for din dins >He said Nd kjauys mmy ppl >He said mmy strawbs vApe waa waa
The fact some of you find Shippy amusing is like watching grown men clap at a microwave
post has not arrivedpost has arrivedn't, you could say, if you were a twat
>>82346867its pissing it down lad (here anyway)Poor posties are probably sitting in the van with a woffee listening to the rain and womfing it out
>>82346867>arrivedn'tI'd say, if somebody said that, I'd think they were a stroke victim, not a twat.
>>82346930>womfing it outprobably getting high on MY supply.
>>82346933frankly it's one of those things that either as a young teenager or a 25+ adult i think would be funny if it was an independent thought from someone, but the internet has ruined by making it a "thing"less cynical and all that now i'm older (maybe Invader Zim is just a good cartoon?) but frankly there are limits
all the episodes of Ace of Cakes are on YouTubethere's my weekend sorted
The aforementioned rain has begun, had my clothes horse out in the garden trotting about and neighing and had to run down in the buff to grab him in. In typical fashion as soon as I did the rain stopped, but can't be helped and can't be trusted. We'll be on a strictly inside drying schedule today.
>>82347031oh my goodness. glad he didn't bolt.clothes status? did you get them in, in time?
our nana had one of these, and so did the neighbour old lady, and me and my cousins would pull them out the ground and have fights with them.couldn't get away with it nowadays.
>>82347048Clothes status is slightly damper than previously but the situation is not overly perilous.
>swingball now has some base/platform instead of a spike you drive into the ground
>>82346951I do occasionally say ridiculous words myself.
final go at 'can you add lasers to this image' after removing all the rainbow/magic shitethen ChatGPT decided i am to no longer chat in that chat, plus i have ran out of imagesreminder that ANYONE could draw ANYTHING in Photoshop, even heads exploding, or penises/vaginas
>>82347068here, good thing it's not overly perspirous(sorry if i accidentally summon crosslad's cat)
Not bothered about shippy. Turning a blind eye to literal cat abuse and murder might be for you but it's not for me.
fucking hell im bored, mum and dad are coming round tomorrow so i should be cleaning up but i just cant be arsed
how do i get into contact with ebin?
>>82347071they had that when I was wean to be fair. it was much better because it was more balanced, the ones with the spike you put in the ground always ended up leaning to one side.
sometimes you have to do hard work yourself, the old-fashioned way,
Anyone know the best free site for watching JAV or Hentai?
>>82347211sukebei.nyaa.si to be quite honest.guessing you meant streaming sites, but it's just going to be these releases on a web page anyway.
>>82347194>sometimes you have to do hard work yourself, the old-fashioned way,Das right. Well done lad.
Apparently you need a CREDIT CARD to verify your age for mature games on Steam now. KEK! Debit Cards don't work as per the OSA.
>>82347238That's quite gay.
>>82347238i have never had a credit card in my life. the fuck kind of logic is this?
>>82340184What's working in a warehouse like for us autists? Been thinking of applying for them lately. Too spastic to do anything else.
>>82347220I use Nyaa for manga, how's it work for JAV? Just put the code in?
>>82347247probably find a few more fellow autists to talk to in a warehouse at least
>>82347247I'm not an autist, but it can be alright, depends on the people you work with.
>>82347247Terrible as they're filled with either normies or immigrants who stick together.
>>82347250not sure to be honest, not into porn. but looking at these, they all seem to have codes? is all JAV ever given a code, like record label releases?
went outside with gf which I couldn't be arsed with but then I put my willy in her and spaffed up her so that makes up for it and now its looking stormy out there, fink I will drink a coffee and lift
>>82347247Exactly the same as working in a warehouse as a normie - fucking awful.
>>82347298...you put your willy in her when yous were outside?
>>82347310no no I went back to hers then put my willy in her, im not a freak
>up to the point in Ace of Cakes where they have to TRANSPORT the cake
>>82347268Yeah, every single JAV video has a code, usually the letters represent the company I think. Don't know if I'd be arsed torrenting them as it's usually a thing I watch on my phone in bed but sure.
>>82347321>im not a freakyou're the one having sex with ladies. i said what i said.
Gunna take the portal into the garden and play some balatro I thinks.
>>82347333well, they have this hole designed for a willy so I figured I may as well
have accepted no post today.could come tomorrow. they sometimes do tracked/special deliveries on Sundays.doubtful, however. perhaps my parcel was seized (not saying it was illegal, mens rea). it the end of an era.
sex outside is pretty fun, well, from what i remember it was fun since its been that long since ive had a shag that i can hardly comment on the state of shagging in the modern day, but i used to enjoy it
>>82347341>designedtheist detected.
>state of shaggingsounds like an album.
Never going to be happy again I reckon. All joy has ebbed out of my life, nothing looks fun, nothing is fun, nothing sounds fun to try. I get no pleasure from vidya, music, movies etc. but what makes it all the worse is that I used to. Now, just feel empty, blank, life is a TV tuned in to static. Haven't ever got pussy, haven't ever had a real friend. I'm a useless piece of shit loser freak and everyone I meet can tell. Might be better to end it to be honest.
>>82347376just wait until the DWP cancels your bennies and you'll see that you can sink even lower.
>>82347348I shagged outside once, was alright but I dont fink id do it again>>82347352engineered to milk coom
I worked in a carparts store retail/warehouse job, made me work monday to saturday, it was exhausting the retail was the worst part, at the till on your own with a massive line of people all staring at you with their own car problems to sort out getting increasingly pissed off at you because they have to wait warehouse picking is easy, finding items with the picknotes is kinda satisfying for some reason, it's like following a mapNEET now fk exhausting myself for pittance
Knocked the AI in the head. Just back to watching porn now.
listened to the new Sabrina Carpenter album whilst out for a run. despite her being an industry plant, I very much enjoyed it. seems mainstream pop has just become soft indie pop now. I like it when she sings about being wet corr
Additionally, I never had an interest in watching porn with black fellas in my life. Not sure the particulars of something lacking in people's brains that spurs them to have an interest in that lark. Disgusting.
Does Royal Mail usually come after this time? Need to go out but not received anything today and I'm expecting a parcel
>>82347532Crazy how she's actually kind of an ugly short little gremlin but cakes herself in 20 layers of makeup and sings about being wet and the simps go mad. Like that Espresso song though it's catchy.
>>82347376iktf but less of the weird cuk porn ok
all races are hot to me
Zimmy's back waheyyy another dolly returns!
>>82347552I can wank to black women but not black men. Just think they're disgusting to be honest.
me? bolt thrower when I run oh aye, groovyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9kiRxu8NxY
gfberg just gave me a scolding
>>82347211I use jav guru, has some good subbed stuff, and sadpanda for hentai because I'm a freak with disgusting incel interests
royal snail lost multiple of my aliexpress ordersbet one of them immigrants nicked them from the warehouse
>>82347567Thanks for the recs me lid. What sort of interests?
lot of parcel lads today
Any webreze man in?
>>82347546aye, I really don't find her very attractive but of course wouldn't say no. but yeah, some really nice songs on this new album. My Man on Willpower has George Harrison chords and even a slide guitar
cor my Universal Credit payments have been stopped, because they did not accept my ID photo (despite it meeting the requirements), then they just re-asked for the same details without explanation.really i should have just resubmitted exactly the same images/documents instead of trying to ask for clarification. that's on me, innit.fuck.
>>82347564oooerrr Y?
>>82347589Loved how she pissed off the feminazis with her album cover desu. Dirty wee slut.
>>82347609wouldnt let her put it in my arse again
>>82347612yeah very funny. also, whenever I look at my phone now I see that album cover as it's the last thing I listened to and I get a wee stir doonstairs
any weetabix man in
>>82347618do you have one of those gfs with willards, lad?
>>82347618>her>it>my arseGRIM
my gran used to eat weetabix cold instead of heating the milk up.thought that was odd. but now here i am, eating cold 'porridge' (not even overnight oats, just oats in milk)
>>82347627shes got one of them massive dildos, it were her idea not mine
>>82347578note: sadpanda is exhentai incase you're not aware, it's a bit of a faff actually getting it to play nice the first time (cookie deletions, registration, repeat until it finally opens) but once you're in you're good until you reinstall your browser. You get a sadpanda image when you didn't get it right. .
>>82347620Based lid, I will admit I have been known to listen to certain popstars entirely because they give me a stiffy.
>>82347645Wait, what? You've confused me now lid.
>>82347645fuckin weeaboos and their puzzles.also did my tits in when BakaBT went 'semi private' then fully private, all of a sudden. i had an account, but i forgot the details since i never needed to sign in.thank god the same release groups/other users just upload them to Nyaa. feel like anime torrents are the ONE THING that pirates are both chill and meticulous about. still can't get over Crunchyroll, what a terrible idea.
prefer professional subtitles to weird fansub groups, mind. but Cruncyroll = evil corporate idea, we all had that idea! the Japanese AGREED the West was full of pirates, rarely bothered licensing/taking legal action.fuck the internet's shift to profit tbqh.
>>82347578I like inserting myself as a man being feminized and hypnotized into worshipping their best friends cock. Just one of many examples that cross all genders and spectrums. I'm diverse like that. All fantasy of course haha... unless? x
Been to Halfords, bought me bicycle helmet as the wife was getting sand in her vagina about me riding it to and from work without one, I suppose the sentiment is nice but irritating nonetheless. Later on going for a wizza and a movie, seeing The Roses which I think is a gay film about cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman having arguments. It probably won't be very good but she did come and watch the Dune films with me despite a complete lack of interest so got to have a bit of give and take. Shall be drinking red wine all night.
>>82347676porn broken you are lad x
fansubbing = hard work. you DO pay your fansub groups, right? otherwise, they'll put adverts in fansubs.
>>82347687More like absolute crippling self esteem issues leading me to believe all I'm fit for is being some perverts unwilling plaything x
me? after spaffing in gfberg I will be making din dins then I will be playing left for dead 2 (again). Finkiiinnnnng expert mode dark carnival, no hud, all me mods, maximum immersion. Oh aye.
>>82347681>a gay film about cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman having arguments.cor. is it like that one with Kylo Ren and Black Widow having arguments?
Is nhentai just comics? Was looking for videos and that ehentai seems like too much faff.
enjoyed Locke. just a bloke in a car, on the phone, having arguments about concrete.it is a GRIPPING PERFORMANCE by Tom Hardy doing a surprisingly decent Welsh accent
>>82347695griiiiiiimmmmmmmmm get the l4d2 on instead
>>82347676Grown man typed this. Grim
>>82347681you arent actually going to wear it are you lad?I hope you arent kek, there is really no need for one (technically yes, its safer blah blah) but looking like a tard is far worse tbqh
>>82347714yea it's all doujins. If you want vids then you can find those in a billion different places already.
>>82347725Grown man read and replied to this. Grim
>cyclefagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFFrsvgu1Y
Have to use a VPN for JAV Guru too. Kinell the internet has become total fucking shit under this government.
>>82347735Cope porn addicted freak
Chucking a coconut at the back of Jeremy Vine's head as he cycles past.
I can do 20 wide gripped pullups full rom, sensational. Fascinating, even.
>>82347745Still replying. Weird.
>>82347728Frankly I welcome a head injury that turns me into a burden vegetable, but I guess we'll see. Since the weather has gone to shittington recently I'm probably unlikely to be getting much bicycle usage when I can just get in the car, despite the fact it's a mere 8 minute drive.
>>82347747Hit Peter Hitchens with one too while you're at it
Grown man. Low self esteem. Ick. Couldn't be me. x
if you are a vegetable, in a coma, whatever, do they shave your arse hair?
>>82347773how do the poos come out if youre a veggie? manual extraction i guess
>>82347773do they give you haircuts?
>>82347792I imagine liquid diet so liquid poos and they must rig something up so it leaks into a bag or sommet surely
>>82347766id highly recommend mudguards if you are doing any cycling in the rain tbqh lid, the bigger the better, Full fender mudguards are the only thing that will stop the messThe mtb clip on style ones do help keep a lot of shit off but you still end up with some over spray
Javfinder is still up lads.
>>82347793i look better with a short beard. nurses had better give me a proper trim.
filming unconscious lassies in hospital without their makeup on.nothing wrong with that, is there?
>>82347832well its public property isnt it so its within your legal rights
>>82347773Wonder if they wank you off or they just let you have wet dreams?
corrr Arrow Video put out a 4K UHD release of The Long Good Friday last year.>Original uncompressed PCM mono 1.0BASED.
>>82347844i know nurses and doctors have 'seen it all' but i don't want them regularly looking at my cock. yes it's small, but genitals are also one of those things we just culturally/instinctively cover up.at the very least, can you get random erections while you're in a coma? bit embarrassing.
had to get my bollocks inspected one time and i got a massive boner out of my control it was, nurse kept giving it looks and that
say your unshaved pubes had a habit of getting stuck in your phimotic foreskin, and it was like running razor wire across your Jap's eye.is this something hospital nurses are trained to account for?
>>82347890did she say anything? think a daft joke there or a bit of "eee, you know what" type nurse-banter wouldn't go amiss.
HHL in the accessible seating at the stadium of light
>>82347346Have hope lad, it may turn up on Monday.
>>82347855DVDlad mentioned this before did he not? I thought he was the one always banging on about this and Mona Lisa.
>>82347927you're right, lad. being a right glass-half-empty misery guts, me.frankly no need for that sort of negativity.
Some postie is high as balls right now running around in the pissing rain with anons stash kek
>>82347895This happens to me all the time, stray hairs trying to kill me. Worst is when they get trapped and roll underneath. Kinell.>>82347962Hoping me parcels come Monday, expecting a big delivery all at once, usually the way it goes. Just VERY excited to watch Harvey (1950) in 4K.
>>82347960corrr make a good double feature of sorts, these two flicks. Michael Caine and Bob Hoskins together, cracking stuff.saw there was this new 'MobLand' with Pierce Brosnan and Helen Mirren, uhh, aren't you missing someone?? (R.I.P. Bob)
>DVDlad mentioned this before did he not? I thought he was the one always banging on about this
"afternoon, /britfeel/. here is your great big box of kinos and ketamine. just need countersignatures from two of your friends (or a spouse.)"
hope we get some new personalities. miss Chika like you wouldn't believe.in hindsight, eva6 was a laugh too. just stirring up drama.
When britfeel needed a personality, I answered the call and became THE personality, the hero you deserve. I'm here for you.
>>82348013Funny enough that wasn't me, I swear. There is some other lad here obsessed with those films. I've never even seen Mona Lisa or Croupier.
>>82348056Chika was a melodramatic boreEva was a noncenest character
crosslad went to bed at 2am two nights ago, slept until 5pm.last night he went to bed at 4am, should be around about 7pm then, i reckon.you might say it's unusual to keep track of people's schedules, and make estimates like this. but if you have a girlfriend and you know her menstrual cycle, she will love you for it.
Anyone else here just straight up NOT engage with porn at all?
>>82348090my kryptonite is amateur solo, everything else I'm not interested in
>Croupieroh my goodness this sounds kino. downloadan.
>only friends i have are long term chronically unemployed >time has no meaning >tasks that should take half a day at most go on for years>the current record is ongoing at SEVEN FUCKING YEARS >Everyone sits around and comes off with the same 4 reasons why nothing can ever be done I suggest simple things like "maybe get up a few days a week before 1pm and do something" and you would think ive just shat in their cornflakes judging by the horrific look on their faces You can see the visible discomfort when i talk about simple things i do in work every day, getting up at 5:30am every day sends them into a blind panic, they simply cannot imagine getting up and doing something that isnt sit on their fat fucking arses all day complaining nothing is ever good enough
>>82348090trying to quit myself.
>>82348090yeah. so i personally don't miss porn websites or any of them.what's fucking weird is that 4plebs is blocking random (SFW) images in the UK. found some totally innocuous game on MobyGames and it went, "to view images, verify your age" for fucking Need For Speed screenshots or whatever it was.
>>82348106when I was long term unemployed for 9 months tasks took me fucking forever, now im employed desu they still take forever. Like laundry and tidying the flat, will I get lucky and get it done in a reasonable time? or will I take 8 entire hours, I dont know. Shite though, not sure why I'm such a spacker.>I need to do x task>start to do x task>blink>4 hours have passed>wtf
>>82348103Download kill list as well. It's a bit slow, but you'll wtf?, out loud at the ending. It's a bit gorey/violent as well, so not one to watch with family.
>>82348106Would hate to have a "friend," like you.>>82348120That's absolutely ridiculous. Full on state censorship incoming strong.
>MobyGamesoh never mind it's just a soft 'enter your date of birth' thing.https://www.mobygames.com/game/417/grand-theft-auto/thought it was going to follow up with the OSA shite.
i don't get 4plebs' algorithm. hover over images now, there's some AI auto-description thing, maybe it's mostly blocking human figures.but then there's outright weird ones, e.g.https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96428958/>>>/tg/96428958just a lad posting a diagram of a blank board game board. not flesh-coloured, or anything, what's happened there?
>>82348106>7 yearsThat's nothing. Lads here been on bennies for way longer than that.
Banning porn solves nothing. In South Korea it just creates a bunch of stalker coomer psychos absolutely obsessed with idols.
really wish these sites wouldn't cave to this nonsense. if they have a UK office, they'll get fined like TikTok did, sure. but why put extra work into your website based entirely in the US? very silly.
>>82348179I been on them for at least 10. Oh it lush.
>LOVES A CHICKEN KORMA >BUT HATES THE HANDS THAT COOK IT
"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."- Quentin Crisp
>>82348187EU, Australia and US are following suit buddy. They're going to have to implement all this bollocks eventually.
Ruthmong rotting in his boxroom.
>>82348227He will die there
>>82348218i feel like the EU regulations have mostly been sensible tbqh. yeah cookie warnings are annoying, but regulations on adverts, easy opt-outs, choice of OS/browser, all good stuff.really can't see the US giving up their FREEDUMS for this police state nonsense, but god knows nowadays.
R and W shagging tonight after a few bevvies.
>>82347800Yeah mudguards are essential, had to ride back in the rain a little while ago and my back and arse got soaked which was not an enjoyable experience. Should've picked some up at halfords but you live and learn, and there's always the internet.
>>82348210kino film
>>82348210and great book as well
>>82348123>>82348179They have been on bennies 20+ years lids, ive come to accept they are never going to change, it just boils my piss at times when they spend weeks/months/years stressing over doing something when in reality its a 15 minute job
>>82348231Yup absolutely. Absolute waste of a life.
Take it helper laddie is serving time for Hitler posting?
might mock-up a fictitious news story saying that Warner Bros/DC Comics are suing playing card manufacturers over their use of the 'Joker' character.
Fauxmoix angry at Rylan for being against Asylum Seekers.
>>82348233You say that as if the US has a choice. Trump has carte blanche to do whatever the fuck he wants.
>>82348269i think crossy's break affected him and maybe got him to ponder a leave too
>>82348269Done in for doxxing (myself)
It frustrates me there is so much anime in the world and so little time to watch it all.
>>82348353Never met a normal person who watched anime
>>82348305He's got some fucking head on him
Why won't you mongs make a new thread?
>>82348388Can't be bothered sorry.
>>82348393Takes 5 seconds
>>82348333Think there is some truth to that but he's also just banned https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82277597/#82281311
>>82348388Doesn't really matter anyway does it? Same old shite either way.
>>82348353I used to enjoy it. Never really find anything new I like though. Barely watched it in years
>make too much food again>know I can eat it all>if I eat it all I will give myself digestive issuesthink ive got that prada willy syndome or whatever it is, fat cunt syndrome but im not even fat
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