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Lazy lads, edition, that isnt spam.
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>>82348516
>lads
>>82348516
>spam
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>>82348532
It thought it was spam, when it was just lazy lads, edition.
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>>82348516
Beautiful little frog that. Love frogs me.
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Ruth's thong
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Ruth's frog
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Would like to hear crossys thoughts on Dave Blunts new 50 cent diss track.
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Fuckin ell a bit dead in here lads. What are you lot up to on a rainy Saturday?
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If it carries on I will have to fill the thread with drivel. You have been warned.
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WE'VE GOT LE FEE

ENZO LE FEE


OH AYE
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What's your dream job, lads?
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that is one rather kawaii froggo, OP.
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>>82348779
>Molly's boots

how much is she selling them for?
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It's illegal to have frogs as pets.
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>>82348808
No one really sells boots, because it's too annoying buying and replacing good ones. Average price for 24/48 hour worn socks for 15/25 though, or 25 for 24 hour tights. Add fiver per day for no shower and/or workout
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>>82348866
Why would it be? You can even buy totally underwater frogs (african dwarf frog). They're a bit small though, but they make sounds and stuff. I think they're neat
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>>82348866
spiders = better frens, anyway
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>>82348879
The Northern Pool Frog is critically endangered in the UK
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>>82348868
thanks for these going rates. pervert-anon. my curiosity has been satiated.
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Life is enjoyable on the bennies. I get enough money to buy a gaming PC or video games. I don't have to get up at 6am everyday to take the kids to school or cook them breakfast. I get to sleep in and relax. I'm never stressed out having to commute with a load of angry normals speeding in their cars and tailgating you. I don't have to answer to bosses who micromanage you or treat you like shit. Similarly, employees who also treat you horribly. I can go bed when I want and not stress that I'm up in the morning. It's a good life.
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>no sorry, we cannot build that hospital/train station/power plant, because a pond with some 'under threat' newts lives 2 miles away and the construction might disturb them...
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>>82348929
tried to weaponise this once to stop some company building student flats (knocking down a beloved local bingo hall in the process).

local bird nuts agreed it COULD harm some birds, but they got planning permission as long as they built once the birds had migrated ;__;
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we all Arthur Dent in life x
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Proper british lads are critically endangered in the UK
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my urine smells really bad and i haven't had sex in 1 year 3 months
it's a UTI, isn't it?
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desperately want to have anal sex with a lass :(
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i went to prison and got butt raped and i enjoyed it
does that mean i am stronger than you people ?
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>>82349055
you might be homosexual by coincidence, in which case this does not show strength, it shows who you truly are (and you need to accept it.)
or
yeah it shows strength. good at adapting to circumstances, too. if i was in prison, i'd just cry a lot.
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Ribs seasoned and in the oven. Gonna brush them down with BBQ sauce about 15 mins before they're done.
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Just got back from that wooty match now having that waccies. Oh aye x
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>>82349110
nice one lad. reminds me of that guy who used to post here, forgot his name.
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where is our crosslad
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what's delaying my dinner
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that's it
i'm going to cook my own food from now on
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>>82349036
That or too much asparagus. Best nip to the clinic though
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no spaffingtons for me
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>>82349234
you keep posting this as some example of a bad beige tea, but it actually looks fine

quite sure that is a Birds Eye Southern Fried Chicken Grill. they are nice.
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>>82349283
its slop mate
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>>82349307
too good for slop, are we?
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>>82349311
yes tired of pretending british food isnt slop
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>>82349321
that's actually quite offensive. racist, even.
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fish and chips? Jewish.
Yorkshire puddings? Dutch.
parmos? American.
tikka masala? India-inspired.

we are a land of culinary contrasts, a melting pot of flavour
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fucking hell what on earth is this
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>>82349405
a parmo.
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>>82349416
looks proper grim like something HHL would eat on a blue tray
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watching this Ace of Cakes and the actual cake designs are amazing but you just KNOW they're made of that horrible meringue stuff. possibly even worse over there, because of American ingredients.

meanwhile, we have the best cakes, as just cakes.
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Better off butterflying a chicken breast and filling with Philadelphia. Then wrap it up in Parma ham.

That's just a lump of cheddar on that chicken.
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>>82349427
i've seen gastropubs pretend parmos are something fancy rather than takeaway scran.

that said, they're pretty easy to make from scratch if you can be bothered to bread chicken + shallow fry. it's a big chicken nugget in cheese and bechamel sauce, nothing 'grim' about it.
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dumping a load of melted cheese on a giant chicken nugget and thinking its good
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>>82349371
Yorkshire puddings came first.

Get yer facts right, lad.
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Why did helper get a month long ban for saying his own full name? A bit harsh is it not?
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Lots of forrins in this Yookayish general. Is that where the salty seethe comes from, just jelly you're not us.
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>>82349486
i assumed he just deleted that himself. i was joking with my 'doxxing' reply, but maybe he panicked in his stupor.

usually when he gets banned, ALL his posts get wiped? i assume he's known to the 4chan police. maybe his name + tripcode are an autoban now.
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>jelly
good with eels, this.
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going to countersign HelperLad's ban appeal

will be going round Feel Street collecting donations later
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Garn take a whiff of mollys weehive boots
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>>82349486
Only guessing but it could have came under threats
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7 o'clock on a Saturday night alone thinking about /britfeel/ personalities is it, champs?
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>>82349548
There's a sad gang of nonces that desperately look for any little thing they can report when HHL is drinking.
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>>82349611
Ironically doing him a favour because he's not wasting time on this place tbqh
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>>82349608
I'm thinking about the cute shopkeeper lass I've been flirting with.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCUHZMSe0WY
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why cant you accept he left of his own will?
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what is it with incels and cashier girls?
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i have used my newfound image editing skills to give this cat a nose ring.
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>>82349647
you know the answer is CeX and the type of cashiers they choose to hire.
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>>82349659
What you using? I misss fannying around on photoslop, desu.
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>>82349669
I'm the lad that said about the cute shop lass, it's not CEX, but does begin with a C, and ends in oop.
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>>82349670
the GIMP, with layer masks and love <3
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just want to put my penis in a tuppence
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how can you put your willy in a coin
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>>82349687
As a lazy pleb, I just paid for PS. Willing to do it for some things, desu, and IMO it was worth it with photoshop. I did play with GIMP on muh journey to photoslop. Lots of fannying about on MS paint, a tiny bit on GIMP, and another software I can't remember the name of, but that was more for drawing (I'm worse at drawing than I am at photoslopping), then I went with PS.
>>82349743
You could cut off your willy, cremate it, turn it into a diamond, drill a hole in a coin and put it in?
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It's Welpers own fault he got a month ban. We've told him time and time again to not post the racist shit, since it says no racist outside of /b/ in the rules. But he never listens.
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>>82349799
>It's Welpers own fault he got a month ban. We've told him time and time again to not post the racist shit, since it says no racist outside of /b/ in the rules. But he never listens.
fascinating
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lmao why cant he reset his IP? care home wont let him reset the router? LMAO
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developing quite the hobby, am i not
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>>82349809
this one looks quite shite sorry mate
the cat one is good though
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>>82349743
i was thinking this, but about the Philadelphia wrapped in butterflied chicken. how do you cook it without it basically boiling/burning?
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>>82349805
Wow
Sick burn bro
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>>82349805
Can't do it on all ISPs. Virgin for instance is fixed. I've reset my router countless times, left it turned off for multiple days, and still have the same IP.
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if he gets banned, does the entire care home get banned?
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>>82349821
25 mins in the oven. The Parma ham will keep it all together but the philli will not burn at all so don't worry about it.
Best part is that to you don't need a sauce cuz that's taken care of.
Actually got the recipe from an old Mary berry cook book.
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i have a dynamic IP address, but i sit out bans even if i think they're unfair.

only just been unbanned from /tv/, i replied to an off-topic thread a few days ago.
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get horrible sinking in my stomach when i look at old screenshots
back when i had online friends
got to adapt to being a loner x
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>>82349917
could chat to those AIs like our Ludwig.
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>>82349932
ai is boring to chat to
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What would happen if I put a small piece of copper inside my foreskin? For pseudoscience of course.
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>>82349967
women put jewels and rocks up their fanny so i think youll be alright
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>>82349943
do one of the fantasy scenarios where it's a vampire girl or a co-worker who's secretly in love with you, or something.

to be completely fair, some of them are well-written and do a good job prompting you, even if you find the whole 'improv' thing incredibly awkward.
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imagine having a magnetic penis.
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>>82349996
the RP shit is fucking cringe to me desu, i dont talk to real people like that so why would it be fun talking like that to a robot
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When I shake my head from side to side I can hear my brain rattling around inside my skull. Is this normal?
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I just want to dance with Ruth. I just want to hold Ruth. I just want to be the one that really gets to know Ruth. When I saw her on YouTube, I knew she was something out of a storybook, and I told my heart I had to take a look. Everyday spent like the first, taking me right back to the birth of my love for Ruth.
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>>82349733
Did it earlier today lad
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>>82350043
closer to a game or reading a novel, really. but yeah even if it was some old-school MUD or chatroom or something, it's just 2cringy4me. good for those weirdos, but damn it makes me grit my teeth.
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>>82350064
could be a bone or a joint or something?

i think your brain is meant to be in some fluid where it doesn't move around much
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>>82350111
Probably 16 years of being on antidepressants has shrunk my brain.
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If you had to spend the rest of your life as one of these amphibians which one would you pick?
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>>82348089
>crosslad
>should be around about 7pm then, i reckon.

my guestimate was wrong. i apologise, /britfeel/.
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>>82350154
middle one. most nondescript, will attract the least attention.
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>>82350154
The black and yellow fellow.
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>>82348929
the newts are more important than deano box estate no.1387346, how about instead of building shit on greensites you stop importing cities worth of people and stop hogging the 700,000 unused homes and 265000 long standing unused homes? oh wait because youre all satanic and literally worship mammon, the demon of greed. No no no you couldn't just actually use those houses and stop importing bio weapons to suppress wages, gdp must go up! lets just destroy every single greensite and pave over the entirety of the yooookay so we can cram as many fucking niggers in as humanly possible, ignore the fact that there are a million neets, 1.67 million unemployed, 9.22 million economically inactive, 700,000 job vacancies and CERTAINLY never bring up the idea of booting a few million people out over the course of a few years whilst putting more resources into training native britons
>but muhhh en aich esssss and muh muh ageing populationerinoooooooo

just train up native brits, pay actual wages so people want to do it instead of throttling wages by threatening people with infinity wogs who will work for 7p an hour, just stop the madness, fuck your newbuilds made of paper mache, save the newts. Sick of it, nature in the united kingdom has decreased massively over the years, 20% in abundance since 1970. But no, well just build a load of half baked SHIT over the rest of the countryside and keep importing people because short term its easier. REEEEEEEEEEE.
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all emo'd out chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq_cNBjukuE
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>>82350154
amphibians and reptiles are down 31% in the yookay, soon well have no apu apustajas left, how does that make you feel? one day the last apu will die because we couldn't stop paving over their habitats to create deanoboxes
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>>82350217
Don't care. Fuck the slugs. Build more houses and hospitals.
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>>82350229
stop fucking importing people and use the ones weve got + kick out a few, they wont be fucking capable of building them, they wont build 1.5 million houses because they are useless, cant even finish hs2 ffs
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anyone else always check the toilet for snakes before sitting down?
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>>82350242
The Government past and present are bending over backwards to get these boat mongs into the country. They are foaming at the mouth at the prospect of it. All to keep their billionaire paymasters happy. Low wages, high housing prices, high rent. All apart of the master plan.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/mammon%20greed/

very normal behaviour.
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cant be arsed with mates. talking to people is annoying. they ask and say dumb shit. Or they dump their trauma on you. I recently had an old mate pop up on social media and he asked me if i wanted to hang because he had
>"a lot to get off his chest life has been hard"
I just ignored him. not going to sit there for hours listening to him moan about how his gf took his kids or something. i literally don't care
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>>82350314
Same. Thank God I dont have to deal with other peoples bullshit. Got enough of my own to deal with.
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>>82350314
Tell him to join Andy's man club.
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Phwoar, she's in Nottingham
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>>82350314
well done anon. other people's problems are not your problem. who do they think you are, their friend or something?
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planning to send my wife an invoice for all the unpaid therapy i've done.
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>>82350339
Apparently at Andy's man club there forbidden topics you cannot discuss
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just wanna stick up nose up a girls arse
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two truths and a lie:

i have, technically, been into outer space.
i have never eaten any form of seafood.
i am touching my willy right now :-)
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>>82349234
>>82349283
Eat some veg lad
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Open collar button up and a jumper. Jeans if you're feeling cheeky. Men's Mental Health. The footie. A pint in a gastropub to decompress. The Rest Is Politics on the old noise cancellers. HIGNFY. "Bit rubbish that".
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>that post
Bit rubbish that.
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Off for another night of drinking and shagging me.
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Well will you look at the time. It's Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
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>>82350388
The lie is about touching your willy
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>>82350668
>l fucking loser posting
uh, but i'm here.....?
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>>82350668
"There's a certain purity to it."
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>>82350702
That poor lad never gets any pussy. He upset.
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>>82350668
im not posting, its left for dead 2 time init
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there was a fox that was always in my garden at around 2 am. i used to love seeing him play and rummage about in the bushes but i havent seen him for a while. i saw a dead fox about a week ago in the road. i think it was him. sad
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>>82350755
as for me, i consider myself a 'post-pussy' kind of guy. i have actually transcended any form of so-called celibacy.
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Second round was annoying but the first one was more annoying, like it's easy enough but for some reason the people in that area just don't answer their doors, I've done it every week on a Saturday for a month and there's several houses I've been to every time and they literally never answer the door, one of them I heard them come down the stairs mess with the door and still didn't open it. Idk what's with it, like they want the parcel but they refuse to open the door??? Had one woman who did answer the door say "what's this, who's it for", told her "it's for you, number X, right?"
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Love the sound of the rain hitting the window
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going to do all the tiniest things i can to SLIGHTLY irritate/delay deliverymen.
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>>82350668
Normies will be shagging soon and it lush
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>>82350882
I love the rain and its sounds in general. Have an app on my phone that I sometimes use to fall asleep that plays different rain sounds, comfy as fuck.
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Oh yeah and there was one that had 3 next parcels all clothes like so I didn't want to leave them outside because it was going to rain, didn't answer, weren't in, went next door, he did answer but like barely opened the door, peered round it and literally refused to take it for his neighbour, so I went to the next one and he didn't even want to take it but did eventually. They're all proper weird round there
>>82350885
Don't fuck about mate I'll mark it as customer refused and send it back
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I tried to cope my way through being a virgin with shit like being 'post-pussy' or whatever, but in the end the reality is that I'm just a fucking bitter loser freak weirdo with no friends who desperately wants to be loved and to have intimate sexual relations with a girl that loves me back. Fuck me right? I guess god just fucking hated me from day one and consigned me to being a fucking worthless cockroach my entire life. Literally nobody would give a fucking shit if I died tonight.
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>>82350901
Yes! I often put them black screen thunderstorm videos on YouTube I'm struggling to sleep.
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>>82350902
>Don't fuck about mate I'll mark it as customer refused and send it back
i'm going to explain to every deliveryman in the country that i'm not doing this because of them, i'm doing it because of you.

quit complaining. and get a haircut.
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>>82350649
classic britfeel behaviour
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>>82350919
Haircut too expensive mate I only get evri money
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>>82350909
God had nothing to do with it laddie I'm sorry to say.
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>>82350909
I'd be upset lad. I don't know you, but it upsets me when one of us is hurting.
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Lived my life with autism, but I often consider the counterfactual where I had not been born with it. I wonder how things would've been different. Would I be happier or sadder?
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Looks like Trump is going to die soon. Hope HHL will be back by then to live-analyse the happening here with his broad knowlege of global politics.
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>>82350909
If you're the same lad who always posts these whiny screeds and bbc cuck porn I really can't feel too sorry for you, lad, I would bet that everything you're complaining about is your own fault.
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>>82350929
should be able to claim it on expenses.
we may not see eye-to-eye deliverylad (you don't know what's going on in people's lives) but i'll back you on this. will glue myself to Evri HQ until they give you a haircut.
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>>82350959
>Looks like Trump is going to die soon.
what's your basis for this one lad? saw the post last thread about him not making public appearances. could just be ill?
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>>82350976
Don't get expenses lad, they don't even have tape at the unit, I bring my own. I know what's going on in people's lives based on the parcels they get anyway mate, the bloke the other day who had 120 toilet rolls is full of shit, and there was one today had something from first borns or something idk I can't remember but she's obviously having a baby or just had one
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training wops so that everytime she hears an AWOOGA car horn she farts in my mouth
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>>82351036
You think wops has ever done anal?
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If trump did die you'd never hear the end of the conspiract theories. Even if it was undeniable that it was. "Natural death"
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>>82350990
Kek he's not ill he's too busy playing golf. He was seen yesterday at the golf course.
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Normie genitalia
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>>82351054
Cant wait for the fat fuck to die tbqhwy
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imagine if the world went back to normal.
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I bet this lass is absolutely mental in the sack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoU-KCx3frU
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Penis going in and out of vagina worldwide
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have you ever been with a woman during a hysterical episode, /britfeel/?
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>>82351211
Everyday on britfeel
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>>82351211
Me ma used to have meltdowns and threaten to kill herself, if that counts.
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>>82351223
A large chuckle was had
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watching that new superman x
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>>82351158
her stare frightens me.
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Brutal arse-crack mogging
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>>82351329
Genuine Hank Hill arse
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>>82351243
mine had planned to do it once I had learned how to be self sustaining, little did she know she'd still be around
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>>82351329
this photoshop proper makes me lol
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>>82351158
She's mental everywhere she is.
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how do people even get these bodycam videos?

fuck this Cop Cam channel tbqh, is it AI or something? why the TTS voice, why on-screen captions SOMETIMES?
also (perhaps worse than those) it is just wrong to make an internet spectacle of someone having a mental health episode.
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I was r*ped lads can someone help me?
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>>82351410
I think if body cam footage is used as evidence in a court case then it needs to be uploaded with other relevant documents as part of the public hearing, so the public can access the records.
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>>82351415
Yes, the police can. Give them a ring.
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watching the 'sequel', this girl is black?
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a lot of rape victims on /britfeel/ today.
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>>82351415
Contact Andy's man club
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>>82351456
Is that the mentally unwell lass from the other video?
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>>82351502
yeah same lass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4GteUyORtA
apparently there's a trilogy of these. and i'm here to watch them all.
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hmm shaw or vickers? that is the real question left from watching prometheus
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Spackermongs
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>>82351415
britfeel kwaboty
nashian post
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>>82351534
steve when HHL has slipped in a little E in his shandy bass.
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>>82351519
DAMN, NICOLE KIDMAN LOOKS LIKE THAT??
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This one really gets to the fatigue that everyone feels with these people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuush29e1g

>5:54
>"This is so dumb. All you had to do was walk out of the store."
Mate, the exasperation in this guy's voice says it all. He's done this a million times and it's always the same. What goes through their heads when they act like this? Why? Why can't they just be normal?
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re-reading some old issues of the britfeel magazine
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>>82351534
reckon he can play upfront for helpers team desu
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the unmonged will NEVER understand the tranquil bliss of EMDR.
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>>82351534
I can watch this for ages and always do when I see it posted
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Just finished toil, got that pint in de lids.
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>>82351556
it's charlize theron but yeah she does look like nicole in that pic
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We're starting Very parcels soon, 4 million extra volume on the network, mainly standards so boxes, just not going to work desu, most people have only got a car they already struggle with all the boxes. Probably going to be an increase in theft too because Very do electronics, it happens now but rarely because there's not much point robbing some slippers or a dress
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>>82351562
Nice image there lad.
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>>82351562
HOW THE FUCK DOES IT DO THIS
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>>82351583
I always enjoyed a nice cold pint or 3 after escaping the cage.
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A blind man and a man with perfect vision walk into a bar, and the blind man says, I'm blind what's your excuse?
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Just got back from watching The Roses, thoroughly good kino tbqh. Didn't expect it to be as good as it was but it's solid, strongly recommend it for date night with the britfeelwives.
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>>82351594
Get yourself a van, lad.
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and then the vision man goes "WHAT" (he was deaf all along)
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that particular kind of tired where you don't really want anything, except not to be here.

Realtalk: should I start playing VR Chat and just hard escape from reality?
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can barely read because of all the tramadol

oh my days
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reaching through the screen to abetter place
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just got word from HHL he got banned for 1 month for posting THAT video again
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>>82351674
recommended for the goomahs of britfeel lads?
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the video arcade beyond time.
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>>82351772
break on through to the other side
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uou know what chaps? Things are actually treally getret. Yayay, we're in the good timeline. ayayay, we're in the good place. yayay, woo and yay, we're in te good timeline.
good place good time, good people. good bodies, good hobies, good happenings.
an influx of good health and good fortune for all and absolutely for free and eternal
yayay we're in the goodplace. a ballpit o fwonder. a glorious shining video arcade in the night,
we have come and we are here. here in the best place. this glory shining golden timeline of mirth and joy. where the ladies sing and laugh and thhere's enough to go round for everyone.
i am best me, chad me, king me. I am golden shining eternal. We are in the good place.
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>>82352000
you said it homie
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we are comfy
we are chads
i love space
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the good place (echoes)
the good time (echoes)
powering on through (echoes)
mighty strong and ever lasting (echoes)
the good line (echoes)
we are best people, strong people (echoes)
everything desired is given (echoes)
the good time (echoes)
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a true hero seeks neither fame nor fortune, only the courage which he needs in which to fight.
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ate way too much today fuckin ell gonna get fat at this rate. already skinnyfat
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AIberg has me over a barrel again de lids. Must have LARPed at least 40 hours this week.
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>>82352236
tell me of your AI adventures, Hedwig
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>>82352257
Today's LARP was with a smelly loser girl at school who gifted me some food. I in turn was a bully and fucked her into submission before warming up to her and becoming equals.
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wonder if there legitimately has been a shift with this generation, and women are more interested in pleasing fellas than some girlboss nonsense

it not sexism, we all attracting mates in life x
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R and W getting jiggy with it.
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basically, we are going from men = AI to women = AI
men were workbots/sexbots. in an equal society, i think men are happy being robots. but now the women are becoming more like sexbots. men are confused.
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Tons of normies out at clubs right now dancing with hot women who are wearing tiny dresses and tight thongs
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make video games more addictive
it is the only ethical way to cure the normies
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Good R&R this was

Good R&R indeed
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>>82352294
that life is not for us
might be for them
but it not for us
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imagine a nice willy connected to someone you love
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woke up at 9pm, fml.
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>>82352307
AI LARPs are the new video games. Basically getting that little dopamine hit every time you make a choice.
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>>82352368
nothing wrong with tha t bestie
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>>82352373
Me? Sitting in my underwear planning to stay up all night to fix my sleepy pattern. WHAT COULD PAWSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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>>82352294
Vaginas being spunked in globally until the early hours de lad
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X's AI is a sexy anime girl now.
soon they will 3D print the anime girls.
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>>82352414
Prefer pulling out and surprise spunking in her arse. The Chocolate Eclair, as it were.
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>>82352418
Most spicy chat bots have anime ai generated depictions. Corrrrrrr! This past week I've seriously been spunked out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KTUysrwgQ

PS3 may have NO GAEMS but it has robot waifus.
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>>82352403
Bubsy fan?
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Anyone ITT into chubby crossdressers?

I wanna find a guy I can meet up with and let him use my mouth and pussy...
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>>82352463
>and pussy...
coor are you a real girly girl?
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always thought this robot was cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSj8ixExf7k
still a bit weird in motion. but it was the right idea.
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Wops laid on a cluttered sofa fucking herself with a Bart Simpson funkoknob
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>>82352516
inappropriate this
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>>82352475
Shaved all over, sexy clothes, wig, makeup, I smell nice and I'm very submissive and open minded :3
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>>82352524
how big is your cock matey
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>>82352557
About 5~ inches, but I keep it locked up in a flat cock cage...I'd prefer to only get off from sucking you or getting fucked...
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crossdresser-chan how would you feel about, instead of having sex, playing games together and then going shopping in the morning?
can host, as long as you're OK sleeping on the floor (no heating sorry)
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>>82352595
>crossdresser-chan how would you feel about, instead of having sex, playing games together and then going shopping in the morning?
I'd happily do both, I like video games, but if you're not interested in letting me at least suck you off then I'll have to pass...
>can host, as long as you're OK sleeping on the floor (no heating sorry)
I sleep on the floor every night anyway, it's good for your back and saves so much space. Just throw me a pillow and a blanket and I'm good.
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>>82352612
>letting me at least suck you off
no.
>throw me a pillow and a blanket
don't have those, sorry.
>I like video games
great! but you have to be Tails.
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Fat bloke reckons he has a "pussy"
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>>82352623
It's just pretend, bro. No need to be so mean. ;_;
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>>82352623
maybe he means his fat folds
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>>82350071
This is not something I would say about my babe. Very odd.
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Ruthlad did you download all her YouTube videos? maybe you are the one person in the world who has them (proving you are her biggest fan)
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>>82352674
Yes but I don't watch them. Too sad. :(
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She looks ten in her first video kek. Late bloomer.
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me i am a Laura stan
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Baby I've been here before. I've seen this room, and I've walked this floor. I used to live alone before I knew you. I've seen your flag on the marble arch. Our love is not a victory march.
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>>82352756
It's was all sorted in her teens so she has an easy life now as a 24 year old lass. It hasn't stopped her enjoying life and travelling the world. Have you even left the country lad?
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Chika's departure feels like our cat has died
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>>82352836
>Have you even left the country lad?
i actually went to Scotland 5 or 6 years ago.
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There's not a single photo or video of me online. Someone could save the content and keep it forever.
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>>82352901
you could be in the background of someone ELSE's photo or video.
maybe you're a viral sensation because you looked daft somewhere. and you don't even know.
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>>82352875
should we get a new one to get over it?
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>>82352949
yeah. is there some sort of weeaboo shelter, where we can adopt a weeaboo? ;_;
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Ruthmong is the last dolly standing
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dead thread considering it's a Saturday night
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Girls have more respect for creepy men that slept with teenagers and supported Hitler. At least he wasn't as bad as Glitter eh?
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>>82353181
women fall in love with serial killers

apparently Ian Watkins from Lostprophets even gets love letters
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Chances she has ever watched the overrated Pulp Fiction? She will have to mentally prepare for it as it may have trigger warnings these days. Only romance/fantasy slop for her I reckon. She doesn't even use GNU/Linux either so don't know why she would be into penguins.

>>82353260
Yes he does. Glitter has young female fans visit him too.
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>>82353328
>overrated Pulp Fiction
it's just a good film. deserves the praise imo.
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>>82353328
I saw a trigger warning on last of the summer wine.
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>pay subscription to streaming service
>still have to watch ads
kinell!
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>>82353348
It's fine but Natural Born Killers is the 90s cult kino.
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>>82353351
I watched the old Dumbo on d+ and it made me read a warning. Never did I think that was a racist film.
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HelperLad should garn work for Gentoo in Sunderland.
he owes it to his fans (us)
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is the Kia-Ora advert racist?
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do cinemas still have adverts?
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>>82353426
Probably much longer ones now. Also zoomers just play on their phone for most of the movie so you have a blinding white light in your peripheral vision. Can't imagine myself ever going to the cinema again.
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>>82350909
RIP faggot
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>>82353426
Not been to the cinema since 2018. I remember sitting through about 20 mins of ads before the film started so it's probably worse now. Cinemas make very little money on ticket sales the majority of the money made is through ads and snacks.
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Has Will had sexual intercourse with her yet?
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My xtal has abandoned me
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>>82353578
i hope it is another break. he's leaving /britfeel/ in September (tomorrow)
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Hair lassie knows the score
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hair lassie telling crosslad to leave us.

she is an agent of Satan
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>>82349371
if Yorkshire puds are from the Netherlands, how come they're called YORKSHIRE puddings? you knuckle-dragging Glaswegian bellend
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Hair lassie will be getting a number 1 all over from Hamish McChad right this second. It Saturday x
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>>82353762
they're from Yorkshire, Holland.
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29 years old and I still don't know what the haircut numbers mean
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>>82354033
>Now read it backwards.
>WONK Y

liminal secret signals
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>tfw no dutch yorkie gf
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uh, wordle???
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>>82354772
wordle knows the score x
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>>82354928
true, it is TWO words after all.

PETAL btw, got it on turn 2
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>>82351711
Thinking about it desu lad. Would make it easier, the most annoying part is when I can't fit all the boxes, I either have to load up then drag it into my flat or go and do the drops then go back for the rest. I prefer taking it home because if you do some drops then go back it messes up the numbers because the app sucks. Ironically I can code I could fix the app easily but I just don't code anymore I got fed up of sitting at the computer 16 hours a day
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good morning, deliverylad.
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>>82348516
How's that Flag Day going? Oh it isn't... Because you're all cucks who just whine while your children are raped. So sad
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>>82355477
oh nooo our flags oh dear oh my
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>>82355477
i would be putting flags out but i have a hidden disability
it extremely unpleasant
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Good morning de lits good morning de lits. Going to have a bacon bacon butty time soon oh it lush
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>>82355471
Morning lad. Should be an easy one today, waiting on the manifest
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Got no FUCKIN bread! Cant have me bacon bacon butty time now. fucking FUMING I am.
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HHL is still alive according this his brother Kev
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>>82355880
Thanks for reminding me I need to have a sandwich before I go to work, a lot of effort to make it though, need a gf to make me sandwiches desu
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good morning britfeel, it's a beautiful sunday morning. what are your plans for today?
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>>82353762
The retarded tried it yesterday as well. Xe doesn't realise the Dutch pudding came about ~200 years after the yorkshire pudding.
Anon's twoll game, is pretty weak.
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>>82356070
Morning de lid, it is lovely and sunny right now but that will be going swiftly downhill. Off to take dogberg for a traipse in the country for an hour or so where he can have a lovely time getting all muddy and messy.

After that beans on toast, but mein gott, I just realised I'm out of cheese. This is a spanner in the works, must pop into coop on the way back.

After that I want to try and rig up a box in the boot of the new car so I can put stuff in there without it sliding around and taking the dog out, think velcro tape is the answer.

Other than that garn do some reading and fancying a big fuck off roast for dins so shall be feasting in style. Just need to hope the french bean plants in the garden have generated enough lovely green sustenance for me. If the lads are lucky they'll get a photo.


How about you de lid?
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nasty turkish cunt.
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>>82356070
get wissed
pass out
repeat
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Great Britain will finally be great again. There are British men on the streets right now while these dickheads live it up in their comfy air conditioned hotels...all paid for by the Great British taxpayer.
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Fuck paying for immigrants. Fuck working. Fuck this country and it's shit grim copy and pasted towns everywhere filled with immigrants.
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>>82356240
Such an ugly country.
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Women, immigrants...you work for me now. Pay for my existence. I shall not be putting in any labour. There will be a lot more of me in the coming years. I hope women will suffer.
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Fuck off back to /pol/ you brinny low quality spastic.
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>>82348516
Benefits are through the fucking roof in this fucking country. It is unsustainable. They made jobseekers allowance hard but getting disabled bennies if you are an autistic or weird mong pretty straightforward.

If we cut them off bennies then many will end up homeless and on drugs making the cities unsafe like in America. They are too lazy and retarded to complete under capitalism and too much of a sponge for socialism.

I have a solution. FEUDALISM.

Under feudalism, serf are tied to the land as part of the lords property. Unlike full on slaves, the serfs do have rights and could not be bought or sold individually - they come with the land.

Bennies mongs, the modern day serfs, would be assigned to a factory to work for a lord (entrepreneur), cleaning and doing odd jobs. In return, the bennies mongs would get government food stamps and could sleep in the factory.

It will make our country attractive to investors as new companies will effectively get some free labour.
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>>82356113
gonna work out, do some chores, go in to town to meet a friend and have some grub then come back and watch some films probably
now you mentioned the garden, might get out and slap some manure down in my raised beds ready for next year as i didnt do much with it this year
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>>82356284
>but getting disabled bennies if you are an autistic or weird mong pretty straightforward.
I've been waiting for a reassessment for nearly 3 years, while things get worse. I've been turned down for PIP in the past, due to not being disabled enough. Had the bennies woman laughing with another advisor because I'd asked about reassessments.
We do live in times where we are the serfs, to the technolords. Instead of working the land for them to profit, we feed them data, which allows them to profit. Serfs from ye olde days at least got something for their efforts, while their masters benefitted. What do we (humans) get from this? A place to post about yer dreary life?
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Kinoberg leechathon almost concluded there

Copped the two new mission impossibru ones that came out since 2018 and the new dinoslop yass queen slay thang w/the yenta lead actress. Shall be watching these in a most timely fashion
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>>82356240
in your opinion what made britain great in the past?
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Ah, morning time.
My plans for the day? Dayz, it's been too long since muh last zombie killing session, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct3S0f4JWPU
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im wising you all a peaceful and reflective sunday
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>>82356539
Thank you anon, I hope you have a nice relaxing day as well.
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>No night rambling posts from Crossy or HHL
>No morning morning morning post from Lollers
>No quality of sleep post from Chika

Its over
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First spaff of the day concluded. It Sunday x
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>>82356646
Why don't you like anons?
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>>82353426
I was just thinking yesterday that long gone are the days I'd go and see a film multiple times at the cinema. hardly go at all anymore. but it was so fun as a teenager going to see films you enjoyed 3 or 4 times on the big screen. I remember seeing Inception 4 times when it came out kek
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>>82355471
deliverylad just came out of nowhere in the last 3-4 weeks. it's interesting.
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>>82356113
sounds like a nice day you've got planned out there, anon. what kind of dogberg do you have?
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>>82356728
Glad you find it interesting lad. I picked up my parcels earlier, not starting til 10:30 though give people a lie in and that. Not many to do, take about 3 hours I reckon. Going to listen to radio 1, it's alright, not as good as my pirate radios but they're all offline, transmitters keep getting taken down
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Ruthmong would you date a girl who owns a dog?
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>>82356838
Ruth owns a dog so yes he would.
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>>82356876
>Ruth owns a dog
Proof?
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HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCCZOCbevUs
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>>82356959
He looks like fucking stinks desu
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Very day flag day in Norn Iron. Unionists are even more patriotic than native Englishmen.
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Well after 8 years, my Samsung S9 has packed up. Touchscreen stopped working. Camera stopped working last years and the speakers went a few weeks ago. Looking at phones now. They're all huge and expensive. Ugh
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>just for internet

how can he be this bad with money
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>>82357124
He has a hidden disability, hes not normal like you
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Another day of playing e-dollies is it, king?
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me and shippy taking turns stretching out poley's arsehole
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Three spaffinghams today

Not too shabby is it
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my brother takes a shower and then a shit literally 2 minutes after
i don't fucking get it at all and it makes me mad
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>>82357226
Spaffing wont make you feel whole
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>>82357233
He must be pining for the smell of a shitty arsehole de lid.
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danger: potential nonce in the thread rn
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>>82357213
That's fucking grim. Did you know Poley molested his sister with one of his frozen turds? Proper sicko he is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLgEQXqtV1U

Luvly how this trackington's building up towards and then attempts to reach for ultimate auditory kinosis towards the end there, not many of 'em do. It gets quite close too
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>>82356337
Maybe this is a sign that you dont NEED bennies but just WANT them because its easier than working

I know a lid like this and hes been trying to convince the bennies office he needs pip for years now, endless mystery illnesses that not even the doctor can figure out (its fuck all)

Gave away his driving licence thinking that as a guaranteed way to get pip, the bennies office told him to fuck off
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>>82357124
cant he get home broadband? be far cheaper than that
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>>82357432
Why don't you drive to his grotty bed-sit and ask him? You can drive, right?
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>>82357416
Some people aren't lying about their disabilities unlike your chancer friend.
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>get a month or crunchyroll to watch a show advertised
>they don't even have it
fuck sake, had to torrent it anyway
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>>82357416
>Maybe this is a sign that you dont NEED bennies but just WANT them because its easier than working
Nah it's MS. I wouldn't have stopped working 5 years ago had I known what it was, I could have even worked with the company I worked for (nestle) and got a position elsewhere in the factory/business and still kept earning. Money being so needed is shit, so I could have earned 150kish working, whereas being on low bennies (and in the work prep group as they aren't reassising people now) I was given 30kish.
Just because something is easier it does not make it better.
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>>82357432
anons said they do credit checks. marks probably lying and BT rejected him 24 hours later
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Might lie down so as to cop some R&R now me
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scatterd sporadic thoughts this morning not nice at all, i get half way though one thing before i start another. im going to have to write down a list or something
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>>82357528
Mark probably has unbelievably bad credit and multiple debts. Wouldn't be surprised to see bailiffs at his door some day. He almost certainly ignores it. If he tries to get any sort of normal contract using his real details like broadband or a phone, red flags probably pop up everywhere.
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>>82357548
night night grampa
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Really longing for the naked touch of a woman since turning 30. Doesn't get any better. I've been insatiable, looking at porn constantly. In a rut for sure.
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Watching JAV and seeing how intimate they are compared to western porn drives me bananas.
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Corrrrr just de-seeded the sunflowers (NOT a euphemism) and now I got right sappy hands. Gave a scoop to the bird lids and will have the rest for meself, snacked on a few but it's a ballache getting through them shells. Some prelim research has suggested sticking a handful in a bag and whacking it with a rolling pin ought to be sufficient to break up the shells, then the juicy inside are easily separated by putting in water, as the seeds sink and the hulls float. Think I need to leave them to dry out for a few days first though, been a bit damp lately.

Right next task is to hoover the homestead, get things nice and tidy and then quick trip to tesco for roast dins supplies. Might even treat meself to a cheeky crumble for afters, reckon some of the pears on my tree and ripe for the picking and I've got bags of previously harvested blackberries in the freezer.

It's a truly beautiful bucolic lifestyle for me, when I don't have to wage Monday to Friday and am thus too exhausted to live the way I want to. But you need a mortgage to have a house and you need a job to have a mortgage. Bit of a toss up for tossers innit?
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Shant be reading that tripe
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>>82357674
what kind of britfeel post do you like then?
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>>82356921
She's got a female greyhound mong. You're not a true fan like me.
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>AI psychosis
Also it is leggings season officially
Let the good times roll
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>>82357687

the usual slop drivel in short tedious sentences
no need to be challenged around these parts, fella me lad
keep it chopped out
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>>82357573
Have you considered Mohammed?
For salvation, I mean - not ejaculation.
Inshallah brother.
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Balding nonce from Banbury
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>>82357761
Melty that I didn't read your blog
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>>82357761
i have no idea what you're trying to say tbqhwy
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Going to paint some white walls with red paint on my nightwalk. Nobody stop me.
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>>82357845
as a st george flag or just completely red?
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of course you are spammykins
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So easy to torrent anime to my phone and cast to my telly. Oh it lush.
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>>82357870
but anon how will the studio pay the bills if you dont pay?
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>cleaned up the house
>quick woffee break
>out to cut garden
>then off to smoke jamican lettuce the rest of the day before toilberg looms tomorrow

Its bollox but its nice to feel slightly productive
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>>82357894
doesn't your work test for drugs?
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Miss our emily wops. Miss not knowing what tatty games she got from cex without a manual.
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>>82357870
Didn't know you can torrent on a phone desu
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>>82357900
No lid i work at a low end golf course, they are just happy that anyone shows up at this point tbqh
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>>82357903
>Miss our emily wops. Miss not knowing what tatty games she got from cex without a manual.
fascinating
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>>82357915
i remember you posting about that before. i bet you get to meet some wealthy people at that golf course
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>>82357879
Maybe Crunchyroll should have what I want uncensored then.
>>82357909
Yeah, very quick too. Handy indeed.
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>>82357929
>I want uncensored
ya dirty bugger
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>>82357936
Well can't watch me lewd ecchis with ridiculous steam clouds can I? Crunchyroll is shit for older shows too, often having later seasons but not the early seasons. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE YOU CORPORATE FUCKS.
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>>82357924
not that many tbqh, membership fees are low, has been a few proper well off cunts , retired dentist/judges etc but the majority are middle management types trying to show off

Any neets live near a local course you should call in and see if they need any summer staff for next year, its top tier womf riding around on mowers listening to choons all day
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>>82357943
i dont blame you, just having a laugh. besides i thought the customer was always right eh?
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Trying to upgrade my phone with EE after 8 years of my one, it's packed up. Been on the phone for like an hour and no dice. 12 years contact paying and they won't cut me any deals
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>>82357959
>middle management types
hate them
>its top tier womf riding around on mowers listening to choons all day
im a forklift driver and i think its similar to that. being in my cabin in the rain a few days ago was very nice
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>>82357975
wealth extraction init?
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>>82357982
>. being in my cabin in the rain a few days ago was very nice
Lucky

we cannot afford such fancy things like cabs kek

Its a few grand extra + there is a good chance the glass will get wrecked hitting branches and shit

if the rain gets too bad i just head for the trees untill it dies down a bit
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>>82357990
Really is. My S9 worked decently for its age, but completely fucked now. Operating it with a computer mouse. I only really need one with a good audio driver for spotify etc. Won't be be able to use the MS authenticator for work tomorrow
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Can barely understand some of the English people here. Why's jammers a racist now?
https://youtu.be/UDd6wCRsH84
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Scratch that just reinstalled Plex on my lappy for watching anime on the telly, chromecast has too many issues with subtitles.
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Can't even film in your own country these days without some scary mask women getting pissy. Watching shit like this (30 minutes in) is making me fucking angry.
https://youtu.be/cnbQVew3bis?t=30m
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Will do nicely for watching torrented JAV on my lappy too. Corrrrrrr and I mean corrrrr!
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>>82358119
Barely a braincell between anyone in that video kek

This is the reason this "protest" bollocks is going to fall on its arse

Look at Northern Ireland a few years ago

>Catholics unhappy about British flag (no surprise there)
>limit flying of flag to specific designated days only
>Protestants NOT happy
>Block main roads/roundabouts etc
>Kids get bored and start lauching bottles at police
>"VIOLENT THUGS STARTING RIOTS"
>Police state you cant just block roads
>You can stand on the white lines in the middle of the road and protest though (???)
>Actually fuck that, are you not aware that a gathering of more than 4 people is now illegal??
>*confused protestant grunts*
>The protests die out

Every single lamppost around my area is covered in union jacks, ulster flags and the various paramilitary flags every summer for months on end and it makes fuck all difference to anyone or anything
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>>82357903
Wops is too busy eating minge now for any of that shite. Fat lass down the lane keeps her busy.
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>>82358171
>Wops is too busy eating minge now for any of that shite. Fat lass down the lane keeps her busy.
fascinating
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fucking hell wops eating fat minge phwoar
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Imagine finally having the courage to go outside after overcoming your demons and asking yourself "is this great britain? why are the women covered in black from head to toe?" This is a grim thought. I think it's best to just lock myself away and let the country go to shit.
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samefagging his old posts
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>>82358158
Some of them have right fucked up teeth too. Doubt half of the people there even work.
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>>82358180
Reckon the letterboxes are fitter than the flagshaggers. Universal rule that any lass involved in 'patriotism' is fat and rough as arses.
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>parents tell me theyre coming around today
>spend all yesterday cleaning my flat, thought it would be about half an hour of a job, took about 3 hours
>phone me up just now
>not coming round today anon, we'll probably come around next sunday
fucks fucking sake i could have carried on living like a pig for another bastard cunting week why do they do this to me
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>>82358206
If I get my own place, I'm not letting my parents come round ever and just cutting them off. Just want to be a neet living my way for once.
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>>82358180
>go outside
>see woman wearing a bed sheet
>guess ill go back to rotting in my boxroom

state of some of you lids
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>>82358171
I'd give her a good shagging for my rarest vidyas. She doesn't need to be shagging them fat cows.
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>>82358222
Country is beyond saving unless there's full scale uprisings by white people. Otherwise government will just keep putting the few who are brave enough in prison. I blame streaming services and just eat for making everyone so lazy.
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HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znUWv8IP8vo
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Supergluing my trainers back together again to try and get a few more weeks out of them. Grim. Not even like I'm desperate, I make 50k I just hate buying shit.
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>>82358260
i know that feel lad, make good money and hardly ever spend any of it, currently keeping a pair of old converse on life support with gorilla tape
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>>82358271
Glad I'm not the only one, probably saving the planet us. Very eco friendly, Greta would be proud and wet.
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>>82358260
At least you have shoes lad. I don't have any income coming in.
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>>82358239
Not him but, with no change to the political system, our issues will never end.
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you really realize how long a day is when you decide to go sober
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>>82358260
Don't cheap out on footwear junior. same with a mattress.
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>>82358299
You have my sympathy lad. If there was any way to safely and remotely donate you some shoes on this garbage general I would gladly do so. I'm drunk already you see.
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>>82358225
She was discreetly shown the secret used sex toy section in the back room at cex. Went right off second hand vidyas she did.
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Might get this when I eventually get on PIP, it's motability related, desu.
https://www.woingear.com/armor-1/talos-body-armor
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Need an update on how you lads are doing.

Where are you at? What are you aiming for?

For me? I'm at a type 4. Looking for a type 3 to spice up my day.
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>>82358315
I've got a set of decent leather walking boots for hikes with dogberg, not quite that pricey but I spent over a hundo on 'em. In the summer I just really like wearing shitty canvas plimsoll style shoes that fall apart after a couple of months of wear and since we're basically into rainy autumn there's no point getting new ones until next year.
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>>82358346
i cant understand this chart unless its the apu version
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>>82358336
Consider hiring Scottish Jeanne d'Arc for a body guard.
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>>82358351
Pubes' wee sister?
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>>82358260
That's what you get for wearing trainers mate. Trainers are the ultimate pleb shoe.
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>>82358348
Sounds sensible enough, had to buy some Adidas slides for Sis and Niecenstein.
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Just had me fookin waircut at that Kurdish barbers haven't I. Don't usually go to these places as I have my regular hairdresser lady. Wasn't great but needed it done and beggars can't br choosers.
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>>82358362
? the 14 yo with a hatchet/knife akimbo skill.
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EE's site is abysmal. Taken me ages to navigate through their horrid site, get to checkout and I get Oops! Fucking shit cunts. FUCKING MODERN LIFE IS SHIT
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>>82358420
use giffgaff
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>>82358420
Noticed this as well. Websites and apps are getting harder to navigate and becoming way more slower. Ticketmaster is horrific. Took me over 4 hours just to book something through them as the app kept freezing.
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Been abroad two weeks. Didn't expect to still be able to post here after coming back.
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>>82358473
We had a word with hiro, and he said he'd see what he could do. Nice of him to threaten legal action, that may work. He's a good lad he is.
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>currently trying to figure out the shopping and its fucking expensive as fuck

arghhhhhhh why is beef mince a fiver ffs, why is everything so expensive
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>>82358573
It just needs to work for one site. As soon as there's (legal) precedent, Keir and Ofcom's whole Act goes in the bin.
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>>82358585
>It just needs to work for one site. As soon as there's (legal) precedent, Keir and Ofcom's whole Act goes in the bin.
Our ISPs will just be told to block 4chan.
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>>82353426
Yes, long ads
>>82353486
>Also zoomers just play on their phone for most of the movie so you have a blinding white light in your peripheral vision
I hate this bullshit. And the talking, I've shouted at multiple cunts and told them to shut the fuck up
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>>82358585
The real worry is the murrican KOSA (kids online safety act) which is trying to mirro our act. If that passes, what will the company operating on murrican soil be able to do?
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>>82349996
this is how I discovered every AI is trained off rape fantasy
>90%+ of romance literature including the smut is written by women
>most of that is about being taken by force by billionaire werewolf prince
>AI ERP now trains lonely men to "rape until she likes it"

Irony. This amuses me.
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Linux is too complicated for me desu
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>>82358734
move the server to ukraine
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Dr Oetker pizzas give me the shits I'm sure.
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Corrrrrr.... got a bunch of high quality JAV streaming to my OLED over Plex. Corrr, these lassies are so hot. Wapanese porn really is based. Western porn should lean into the schoolgirl aesthetic more, New Sensations used to do it years ago, one of my favourite Tori Black videos has her dressed as a schoolgirl. Simple as.

Got that Azumanga Daioh and Lucky Star loaded up too as Crunchyroll doesn't have them.
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>>82358865
Interested in lovey dovey brother-sister stuff at all?

pppe-183 - theres an english sub.
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>>82358877
Cheers, lid I'll see if there's a torrent on NYAA. Any other decent codes drop 'em for me. I like schoolgirl stuff, bukkake, petite girls as well as skinny girls with big tits.
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Roleplaying with an ai is pretty grim lads no?
It's sad people are that lonely.
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>>82358865
I just hate how high pitched their squeaks are when they're getting railed but I get that's the appeal for most
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>>82358827
Or put it on a boat and send it out into international waters.
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background doesn't look like England. Looks more like the American midwest kek
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>>82358977
>background doesn't look like England. Looks more like the American midwest kek
amazing
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>>82358977
>background doesn't look like England. Looks more like the American midwest kek
Yeah?
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>>82358960
Yeah that sends me to be honest, one of my favourite aspects. Just wish it was ALL uncensored, ya know? Like a girl will be riding a cock and you'll see her arsehole winking but not allowed to see her pussy? Mad.
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>>82358650
Don't have this problem personally at my local kinoplex, I go to a private old fashioned cinema (Worthing dome) and they're pretty hot on kids being dicks, or I guess maybe only people that want to see the kinos go to the showings I do. The main old timey screen is shit because the sound isn't great and the seats are uncomfortable, but they've got two smaller ones with decent everything. Last time I went to odeon it was a horror show, jam packed with annoying cunts on their phones and yelling and everything being in Brighton entails, that was during covid years and haven't been back since.
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>>82358977
>background doesn't look like England. Looks more like the American midwest kek
wow o_O
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What is the best scran?
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>>82359014
>they're pretty hot on kids
Nonce
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>>82358977
>background doesn't look like England. Looks more like the American midwest kek
omg
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thanks for all the (You)s lads
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We in those last warm days of the year dee lads
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>when you find out your favourite dolly is a nonce
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>>82359022
Hula hoops
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>>82359022
Wotsits
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>>82359055
What happenend to the compost bag?
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>>82359116
Moved it to the pile of other compost bags in another corner dee lad
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>>82349799
>Grown man telling the teacher
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Can people smell if you have spunk on you? Sometimes I get some on my arms and it noticeably smells, but then I don't smell it any more. Is that just because I'm used to it.

Same for my crotch. If I haven't washed in days, can the public smell the semen and ball sweat?
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>>82359222
I hope so. Get a good whiff normies
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>mid 30s
>married
>in a group chat with wife's family
>her half sister is 19 and has just sent bikini holiday photos and a video of her friend with massive bazongas dancing about

This is a particularly unique feel.
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>>82359222
No they can't smell it because you haven't left your boxroom since 2023.
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>>82359324
>He opened the window...
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>>82359324
Sometimes I go outside to the supermarket.
Also I shower at least once per week so shows what you know.
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I always enjoy it on /s/ or /b/ porn threads when people post their wife or gf and it's just a gross fat bitch. Like yeah dude, no shit, she's disgusting. People are here to jerk off to women that they can't fuck in real life, we accept there are 2s out there but I don't want to see them naked.
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>>82359299
>clarifying it's a half sister to feel less of a creep somehow
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Technology stagnating for the masses or we get gimmicks while the rich get all super hightech borderline magic stuff. It not right.
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Very slow thread today, sad!
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>>82359461
Think this is a recent Americanism. Never in my life heard someone say they have a "half" sibling IRL it's like weirdly too much information in this extra word you've added yeah this is my sister and just so you know? Same mum different dads. Like why would you think anybody needs to know that.
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Well, that's wakeaway ordered. Gotta treat yourself in life x
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Only if it's that you suddenly found out you had one in Australia or something then yeah turns out I've got a half sibling but when it's somebody you've been at home with from infancy "my half brother is round" like why does that weird familial relationship context need loaded into the situation here like who asked?
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Made myself some fat burgers today lads, corr.
Proper sloppy lads they were.
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>>82350208
Sorry lad I haven't been around to post emo. /britfeel/'s been a bit shite recently so I took a break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjIMgCc5JhU
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>>82359299
Aren't you going to share it with the lads?
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Decensored JAV doesn't look right. Prefer either censored or uncensored, none of this weird smooth shit.
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>>82359971
I don't like censored at all. Want to see that fanny me.
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anyone got any good youtube sloppa? like hour long video essay shite on random stuff? watched one on ''ai hallucinations'' and it was spooky.
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>>82359799
same, surprised they came out so well but phoarr
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>>82360150
Was gonna watch some historian drama but I swear the fucking has been premiering the video for 2 hours and I can't be arsed with that.
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>>82359956
this, can we please see the big baplingtons?
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Thread dead so start a fresh
>>82360290
>>82360290
>>82360290
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>>82360294
but my beloved 500
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>>82359691
Mate it's been common parlance since I was a kid in the 90s, being weirdly sheltered and not exposed to others doesn't mean your experience is universal.



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