Media that makes you happy edition QOTT: What piece of media do you like to look at when you want to feel nice? Would you share it with your FBF?Prev>>82650856>>82650856
>>82672298wait until page 10 you fucking retarded nigger
>>82672298gay faggot retard who can't +1
Happy birthday 4chan. Heres to another thousand years
good morgoignoing....
first really cold morning of the year...i hope you are all warmm
I have an appointment at 3pm for the cat. I hope beyond anything that this isn't my last day with her. I ordered a cat harness and leash so I can take her outside again safely but it doesn't get here until tomorrow.
>>82672298This anime is so schizo
>>82672971phrenic, affective, or id?i dont actually care, learn a new fucking word!
>>82672991Calm down schizo
is a femboy like a guy on hormones?
>>82673074It's like a tranny in the making, at the very start of it's journey not yet ready to leave it's delusion
>>82673074Its a wide range. If they are on hormones then it's over. I think femboy now just means what ladyboy uses to. Femboy used to just mean feminine dude who maybe put on a skirt and panties.
Oh to relive my twink years and become a cute femboy and still spend those years rotting away in my room but maybe post some thirst trap pics on 4chan.
>>82673159what do we call the second thing now? should we go back to girly boy?
>>82673222what happened? did you get fat?
>>82673245No, just aged out and hit twink death. Femboys weren't a thing as a concept back when I was a teen/young adult I would have likely been considered a 'trap'
>>82673231I really dont know. I like femboy but its just confusing.
>>82673074femboy is obviously just a feminine boy. hormones makes it sketchy but so long as they identify and come across as male, its still boy territory even if it borders on trans. trans starts when they want to be seen by others as a girl or use female pronouns
>>82673325This is what it should be. BOY is important
>>82673325doesn't help that femboy is often a 'resting point' for them before they come out as trans, basically to let their friends and family get used to the idea before they drop the big bombshell.
I hate that trannies have taken femboys from us and now people think they're part of the tranny pipeline instead of being their own thing. Trannies are pure evil.
>>82673325What if they troonmax but don't cut off their dicks and dress like guys whenever interacting with work?
>>82673369At the same time there are still plenty of cisgayfemboys, not all of them are trans. I'd say the numbers are growing actually as gen Z and the upcoming gen A are not as afraid to be femmy.
>>82673369>I hate that trannies have taken trannies from us and now people think they're part of the tranny pipeline instead of being their own tranny thing. Trannies are pure evil.Ftfy, you are also pornbrained asf
Austin Wolf made out with meow
just shaved my thighs, they're so soft but all bumpy, I need more skin cream.
you guys always have so much on your heart about trannies
my heart is very deep and large and full of hatred for things i dont like, you see
>>82673538Lol estrogen or go home anon
Despite looking far from the best, I wanna give my love to a boy with a very hateful black cold heart and see the curse break, transforming him like the bitch from scary movie 3 into a radiant shy and warm guy to be pleasant with.
I feel so soft, I hope I'm soft enough for my fbf to like touching me, I hope he doesn't mind my razor bumps.
>>82673634better razor bumps than razor scars. I would never be mad at my fbf for something so petty.
>>82673662awwwwwwwww, thanks nonny, next time I'll use an ice cube cuz I heard that helps, but I won't sweat it too much :D
>>82672778no butter , tee too strong1/5
I let my kitty go outside, this time with me keeping an eye on her. Amazing how she perked right up, she even caught a bug, batted it right out of the air. I realize she's still likely in her last days but I don't think today is the last.
>>82673911Duck too big, 0/5
>>82673272twink death is a meme...its literally all in your head, unless you got fat or built or youre like six feet or something. you can trap whenever you want really.
>>82668122>honestly would wish to experience a right-wing twink/femboyOnly if they're a top (they're not)
>>82674070Do you feel good today as Alicia, tranny schizo?
>>82673552psycho doctors genociding feminine men is a problem, yes
>>82673570>>82673538nair ya fucking retardswomen have leg hair too lmfao
>>82674082i never took a funny pill in my life sir. fuck off sad coper
>>82674116It looks like it. Take a kys pill tho, tranny nigger
>>82674070I'm 30 now, my face is showing age and my hair is thinning. Put me up against a young 20 something and you can clearly see I'm older.
>>82674136wait... so you got older and then you... aged?! wow
>>82674176which means I am no longer a femboy or twink. Those are young gays.
>>82674188yes we're learning a lot here
>>82673972at how much does your weigh in at ?
>>82674188You can still be someone's older twink or femboy, older twinks are hot actually
this is a boy in his 30s btw https://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4
>>82674256at least meow looks happy now that he's heavily medicated
I need a mid-late 20s bf who's getting ready to settle down and start a family (two husbands and our pets)
>>82674256he's perfect, don't change anything
>>82674218I like swans, thank you very much.
>>82674383you still believe in the ugly duckling story?
I have never seen a self described who doesn't try to be an anime girl
>>82674422A self described what?
>>82674399Is that so bad, being positive?
>>82674470recognition is the first step to improvement
>>82674480You cant grow if you don't recognize potential and flaws.
>>82674503thats the point of the platitude u very smart, probably finished hs
>>82674517Like this year, yeah. Cant say Im doing much with the gap year I decided to take
>>82674527i hope u fail in life, kid
>>82674532Thank you, master faggot unc.
>>82674539original kekentropy check
The crabs are out again today
>>82674565im a lobster desu
>>82674565crabs in a bucket is shitty metaphor anyway. They actually think they're helping their crab bros. In the ocean most threats come from fish, particularly rays so they hold onto each other to help each other from getting carried off the seafloor and eaten. They're not smart enough to realize that for humans they all need to leave the bucket.
>>82674644the metaphor works well enough since everyone knows what i mean when i say it.
>>82674660i dont pls explain
Anyone else notice how there arent any more attempts in r9g to actually find bfs?Previously you had anons write to each other walls of text if the guy on the other end peaked their interest. It really seemed like folks were ready to put in the effort to get to know someone. People would then exchange discords and stuff as well.But now it has all died down, probably because of a blackpill or two. Kinda sad.
>>82674942I think most people just come here to rant rather find someone or they don't believe that finding a bf on 4chan is a good idea, due to distance or the chance of a 4chan bf being crazy.
>>82674942i don't want a bf who knows what 4chan isalso no one here is anywhere near me
>>82674942Two separate people linked their discords in the last thread in hope of finding a connection with someone. Still happens.
>wake up>get up>end up cuddling with bf on the couch>fall asleep for another 4 hoursWhy am I like this
>>82674984but anon normie bfs suck
Can my cat get a good luck please? I'm leaving in about a half hour. I hope I come back with her but that's not 100%
>>82674942No one near me + why would I want to put myself out there when I know that I'm an unattractive dysgenic bottom that no one would find appealing, with "lacking" features and while I'm not mentally, spiritually and psychologically fit and ready to have a relationship? No boy would want me, as much as I want to take care of one, and I can't blame them.
>>82674942in a 50 mile radius of me there is just under a million people almost entirely in one city about 30 miles away. ignoring that however lets say that all 20 million monthly visits are in here (which is almost definitely wrong) theres roughly 4 billion people with regular internet access. so 20 million divided by 4000 gives me a theoretical maximum of 5000 people live near me. THis is an extremely high overestimate also. We remove no gays and ignore women so we go down to about 10% so 500 max. I cant be bothered to work out, but the share who use r9k is even smaller, nevermind the share who would talk in r9gay.All using extremley unlikely odds to increase the count. Sure maybe theylll talk to me here and i get a bf and smooch forever, but it just is statistically unlikely.
>>82675022Good luck to cattu
This is unironically ideal
>>82675065When you put it like that it makes me want to come out of my shell even if I know being outside of my chum bucket won't bring any luck, find a bf that will totally get me and accept me and fly over to him and meet up on holidays and be happy when he visits and maybe in 2 years him and I will be ready to live together full time. Something romantic in it...
It's officially spooky season starting today. Missed opportunity for a spooky OP, what a faggot.I have a collection of short horror stories by Robert E Howard I got few months back and don't touch, maybe I should change that. I might also buy Doom since it's on sale now.
Homosexuality is a mental illness and you all need to find God.
>>82675265>le mental illnessYou're a Jewish nigger
>>82675280You have parasites from eating shit out of another man's ass.
>>82675265Last time I've heard was when my ex bf got hang up on our homosexuality, went back to hetero, got a girl and then went on to become a crossdresser that his gf pegged, hopefully he's not a tranny nowMeanwhile I'm just a gay dude no different from the rest
>>82675301>Meanwhile I'm just a gay dude no different from the restSo you have parasites from eating ass and hiv in your blood?
>>82675265You'll come out of the closet some day, anon. We'll be sitting here waiting with open arms and maybe some will have open legs.
>>82675003can you elaborate what's wrong with it
>>82675304What makes you think about that? I'm hiv- and dewormed this year
if you're from Poland you can be my bf
go back shiza
>>82675308I'm not mentally ill like you.
>>82675324you have Gonorrhea and syphilis and monkey pox
>>82675349You're on R9K. You're mentally ill or retarded and that's okay! I'll see you at church on Sunday anyway Anon.
>>82675363you're an unrepentant faggot
>>82675357Never had those>monkey poxIs this some amerimutt disease?
>>82675301>my ex bf got hang up on our homosexuality, went back to hetero, got a girl and then went on to become a crossdresser that his gf peggedit's always so fucking funny to me the lenghts some guys will go just not to admit they like sucking cock and taking it up their asses
>>82675374And you want to fuck me soooo bad but never will
>>82674942Because I got one, stupid. Why would I keep making posts asking?
>>82675378it's what you have, faggotyou have aids and monkey pox
>>82675383you're going to need surgery to make your ass tight again when you're 30 from all the nigger aids dicks that have been up there
>>82675392You sure seem to think a lot about my ass. You'll come out soon, I know it.
>>82675386I literally don't, silly. Are you ok? I'd tell you if I had any std>>82675379I won't really comment on this because anal play is not inherently gay, just gonna say that his gf used to be a "lesbian" so the issue is not about dicks but accepting and respecting the other part of such same sexed relationships
>>82675392That only happens if you do fisting or other forms of extreme penetration
>That only happens if you do fisting or other forms of extreme penetrationlike every gay person does eventually?we've all seen that one webm...
>>82674942This isn't a good place to find a bf because of the great distances between us and anonymity. It's best if they're looking elsewhere
>fisting>extreme penetrationamateurs
>>82675496>every gay person doesNot really. You have some sort of hate boner for gays or something, it's really weird
>>82675516we've all seen the webm of the two dudes getting fisted and pushing out massive rectal prolapses
I dream of being an anon bf with another gay guy. I'll never be pretty, but I wish there was a way to me to marry a guy while keeping my face and identity covered. Nicknames, false identities, fake fingerprints, false teeth scans, voice morphs while cuddling. Intimacy in the dark with blindfolds on, probably would end up with me giving him a ring through a gloryhole. Ew.
>>82675525>This extreme porn video represents every homosexual It's funny how you enshrine these examples of gays doing bad things like they're the building blocks of your homophobia, but I actually think they're the key to your closet
I've seen a video of a girl eating shit I hope every girl does that
>>82675560>This extreme porn video represents every homosexualall gay behavior is extreme by the way
>>82675592It's funny you say that since you have never been fisted even though you're gay. I wish hating gay people could cure your homosexuality but it really doesn't.
>listen to Neuro cover of a song>It's fucking amazing>look up the original >it fricking sucksI can't stress how many times this happened
>>82675587tbf that was just for money
>>82675633Are you implying women can't enjoy eating shit on their own volition? don't be misogynistic
>>82675651im saying there is no evidence of it
>>82675626What's Neuro? My algorithm on YT music is whack recently, its the most stereotypical gay femme slop you can imagine. I wanna branch out and break free
This isThe part when I say I don't want yaI'm stronger than I've been beforeThis isThe partWhere I break freeCuz I can't resist it no more
>>82675664There's plenty of evidence of girls eating shit and enjoying itMaybe you don't want to admit that a girl too can like eating shit because of sexism
>>82675392jokes on you i don't even have a asshole ;_;
>>82675701Not even gaycels can dislike ariana lmao. The bitch is powerful
>>82675710The fuck? So your next bf would have to fuck your colostomy bag?
>>82675710were you born without an asshole or you lost your asshole in an accident?
>>82675722If he has a colostomy bag he might still have a hole and it would be super clean, no douching needed
>lost your asshole in an accident?Bottom whores wen dey fuck on too many fat BBC and huge cocks
>>82674942The ones who tried got bfs. Simple as
You're not queer unless you've had an experience. Get a bf if you think you're queer.
I'm back with my cat. They uppered her steroid dose and gave me some anti-nausea meds for her as well a vitamin injection. She said I potentially even have up to 6 months left with her but right now she is very very stressed and quite swipey with the other cats. I put her off in a room by herself so she can cool off.
>>82676134You should cherish the time you have with her anon
>>82676098That's silly. Celibates can still be gay.
>>82672298I'm mad you guys are using my favorite animanga for this thread
>>82676150Oh I will be, her harness is coming tomorrow so I can take her out again safely. She loves going outside.
>>82676098i dont think im queer. now what
>>82676201Get the fuck out closeted straggot.
>>82676134Good luck anon. I dont want to give you false hope but vets often undersell time tables. I had a dog live 3 years when they said he would like 6 months. Just understand what her quality of life is
>>82676242except for her throwing up it's okay. I hope the anti-nesusea meds work. Supposedly if she continues having vomiting with the meds I need to call them immediately. They wanted to do more blood work and even do another ultrasound to check the progress of the cancer but I declined that, I don't want to put her through more suffering (and that is really expensive)
>>82676238>closeted straggotwat
>caring about anything is gay lol I'm so freaking ascendedWhy did all the other heteronyms treat him like the ascended master of poetry? This guy is insufferable
all i'm really missing in my life is once in a while some dick from a cute guy who loves me or at least will pretend to love me and I think the world does owe me at least that much
Bottoms hit the wall at 25.
>>82676406tops face the wall when they stop being attracted to me
>>82676406that's the expected age but a lot hit it at 21
All I want to become a cute guy one day give love to my bf who feels like he's unloveable because I know what it's like and I want him to change his views by being in proximity of me. Even if I'm past the wall (which sux the more I think of it).
>>82676406the wall is a meme manufactured by straights and bis (straights)
>>82676503>t. post-wall bottom
>>82676576I don't feel sexual attraction to women but I do to men
>>82676576i've only ever crushed on guys and i want to get fucked in the ass
>>82676558bro if you're only into kids or woman-looking men you gotta do some self reflection
Final shift at meowdonalds is over yay
>>82676503Stop dropping trvkes on prisongays
>>82676693Did they throw you a party or say goodbye? Were you sad to leave your coworkers there?
>>82676789Said goodbye, not all that much
>>82676844Well enjoy being a semi-neet I guess, I assume you're still going to school.
>>82676692>um, sweaty, i think you need to do some self-reflecting. being attracted to legal adult males who are younger and prettier than me actually makes you a straight pedophile.
>>82676860Yeah I don't get neetbuxx if I don't get credits yay
What is actually wrong with being "prison gay"? Traps, twinks, and femboys are objectively the most attractive kinds of men.
>>82676994Because straightoids should be shot yay also masc men are the most attractive
>>82677004It isn't straight to want to fuck another man just because he isn't masculine. The whole joke of the old "traps aren't gay" meme is that it obviously is gay to like girly men.
>>82677035I don't argue with straightoids or straightoid defenders kill yourself yay
>>82676994You can't have a loving relationship with someone who you love purely for their ephemeral femininity
>>82677062Yeah and prisongay means that you don't actually like men you like men only as a more approachable proxy for women and get disappointed when men are men (even the feminine ones)
Prison gay is bad because it implies all you can get is men who are just easier to lay than women
>>82677062>You can't have a loving relationship with someone who you love purely for their ephemeral femininityI agree, but I doubt you would call a man "prison straight" for being more physically attracted to a hot 18 year old than his 40 year old wife. So why apply that standard to gays?
>>82677196Because men are not women, women are women
>>82677202>men are not women, women are women...which is why liking men with feminine traits makes you gay, not "prison gay"
>>82677239Liking men only as stand ins for women due to a mental distortion makes you prison gay. Why are you defending straightoids? Because you are one?
>>82677246I don't like them as stand-ins for women. I like them as what they are and I have been this way since the beginning of puberty but I still get called prison gay here because I have a preference for a certain type of man.
>>82677265Cope. Kys straightoid scum.
>tfw costco is sold out of bfs
having many drinks in celebration of 4chans birthday
I'm gonna buy a bottle of wine, but I don't know anything about wine
>>82677941bf scalpers will be lined up and shot.
>>82677265they are just mad they aren't in the preferred group relax. I always give these nerds the same advice, make friends first and your looks don't matter. Theres no name for someone who only pursues tomboys, so whats the issue with only wanting femboys?
>what's the issue being a straightoid
>>82678111this kinda talk makes no one like you regardless what you look like.
I've been playing Hades 2 non-stop for the past 3 days. I should do something else
I don't know what I'm going to do when fourchan dies. I don't have anywhere else to socialize. And every altchan is dead
>>82678127>nooooo you're uh unlikable yeah that'll show you that being straightoid is good actually Kys
>>82678139You're so far gone dude work on yourself.
>>82678130What makes you think 4chan will die anytime soon?
>>82678152You're so straightoid kill yourself
>>82678163>dead culture >dwindling userbase >slow postings It spiked up a little after the hack but we're stagnating again
>>82678167Nope, sorry funny thing about sexual orientation other people don't get to decide it for you.I've been with both genders, definitely gay. My boyfriend wasn't some femboy either just a normal dude like me but I liked his personality and that made him attractive.
>>82678190Didn't read kys straightoid
>>82678201Stay miserable keep blaming the prison gays for your ugly attitude.
>>82678227Kys straightoid scum
Hello R9Gayites. I have come to you for advice- I (22) have signed up for a meet-and-cuddle app because I think that I'm touch-starved and I want somebody to hold me. I recieved an offer from a gentleman (49, profile says he's bisexual) for platonic cuddles and it sounds good, but I'm nervous that I'm going to get raped or something.Any advice- should I be worried or just go for it? The idea of someone holding me in their arms makes me feel so excited and happy, but I'm also worried this is just a dumb thing to do.He does have good reviews on his profile.
>>82678286Hopefully you get raped and killed
>>82678290Thanks, that's really sweet of you.
Sex between any two men who are aware of the existence of /r9gay/ is not gay.
On most nights I go to bed wishing I wouldn't wake up on the next day. And I always do anyways.I'm so tired.
>>82678044Femboys have a short expiration date. It's just a different way of saying "I only like very young guys" which is kinda predatory. It's inevitable not to think about you hopping from one femboy to the next as they age.
>>82678286I wanna try that app, sounds fun. Meet in public first if you're scared.
>>82678286>meet-and-cuddleI thought that was the name but apparently it wasn't it? What's the name of the app??
>hopping from one femboy to the nextbased
Are you ready for your true suffering lessons? Sisyphus gulps.Tantalus breathes heavily. Prometheus nods nervously.Ixion sighs."Yes, 5'9" gaycel" they say in unison
>>82674942My experience with bottoms has taught me that they are all disgusting animals that I'd never trust with my discord or personal information and that the only good bottom is a dead bottom because they are absolute scum and every time I've talked to a bottom I've reflexively lied to them about my name and where I live and I've sent them pictures of my online friends and claiming it's me before
>>82674942Does anyone here not live in Europe and wants to talk about media with me
>>82678286weird that he's twice your age, it'll be either really comfy or creepy, no middle
>>82678843You just reminded me that the greeks invented the idea of eternal punishment and hell like realms. Which was later used by Rome and edited into the new testament, becoming the main driving force behind the spread of Christianity: threats of eternal damnation. Even today bible fags still are hostage to this fear.
>>82678846Completely mind broken by one rejection
>>82678886Neither the ancient greeks and Romans nor the modern day sand nigger worshippers could ever understand even half a percentage point of my pain as a 5'9" gaycel.
>>82678926Gays don't really care that much about height though. Face and shape are way more important.
>>82678934Spoken like someone who isn't a 5'9"LET
>>82678940It's true though. Girls care about height, gays not so much. Specially if you're normal height and not a tiny midget
Podcast anon, I am bailing out on your podcast last minute because I'm extremely sleepy and won't be able to stay for much longer. Zzzzzzzorry
>>82678897More like hundreds of rejections since I installed the apps and still got no matches I am the most rejected person on the face of the earth there are holocaust victims out there who have suffered less then me nothing can compare to being a top that's below 6ft in height
>>82678955>got no matchesMaybe you only swiped right on Chad
>>82678955tops are so desired I can't take you seriously. A bottom throwing a tantrum like that is believable, but a top? Never in the face of earth
>>82678971>tops are so desiredThis is true but non chad tops aren't which I am because I'm a pathetic little clittycel with a tiny miniscule 7 inch penis with hyperspermia>>82678965I even swiped right on all the slant eyed rice farmers I literally lowered my standards as low as they could go and still got no matches
>>82678988>non chad tops aren'tThat's where you're wrong actually.
>>82678780Cuddle Comfort
>>82678988>lowered my standards as low as they couldI refuse to believe this. It may be true, I just refuse to believe in it, as is my right
>>82678997>not available in 3rd world Literally Hitler app
>>82678994My penis is unsexed and my virginity is strong this is proof that they want chad and I can't have sex
>>82679007You always say this but there's more to it than you let us know
would you date a confident, extroverted haitian man
Would you date a non chad top with a incredibly small penis and who's below average height and has been rejected and abused by every other bottom in existence because he wasn't born with perfect genetics as a chad?
>>82679040I would pay to know what really happened to you to make you like that and don't give me that "bottoms want chad" bullshit because it's just not true. Bottoms be desperate
>>82679096>Bottoms be desperateYeah for chad
>>82679020Isn't haiti like in the middle of a civil war completely overtaken by street gangs and the government collapsed?
>>82679005Sorry to dissapoint you
>>82679101They be desperate for anyone that breathes and has a penis, you be lying about your former attempts and I know it
>>82678883Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.Hopefully the former.
>>82679104yesim talking about a migrant who lives and works in your cuntry
ANON who wanted to be on my podcast, it says youre not accepting friend requests on discrod!!!! what do i do???
>>82679152a migrant is a person who moves around all the time, not a person from somewhere else who lives and works in your country now. thats called an "immigrant" in weenie language or a "newcomer" in english.
>>82679152Are you black or brown? Careful with ICE
>>82679169whats the difference between black and brown
>>82679183Brown is lighter than black but it's very relative.
>>82679199pretty sure there are "light skinned black people" in fact black people talk abotu that a lotso youre wrong and a fucking retard i guess lol
>>82679206"Black" people don't know what they talkin bout they be saying shit bro
>>82679229the answer is actually that "black" is a mostly american cultural term which is mostly synonymous with "african american" but is also sometimes used to describe african people in general, whereas "brown" is literally just racist idiocy because we are all shades of beige to tan except the irish and scandis but theyre statistically freaks like albinos so it doesnt really matternow you know and youre a little less retarded, you are weelcome
>>82679206>light skinned black peopleIndistinguishable from browns.
>>82679252Thx daddy
>>82679252>>82679206I'm sorry if I offended you by using the brown word. You didn't answer though, what's the color of your skin?
>>82679255how does it feel to unconsciously accept idiotic pseudoprogressive terminology?
>>82679252Brown usually means latinos or other ethnic group with darker skin like southeast asians or middle easterners.
>>82679260pink on the bottom tan on the top
>>82679264I feel indifferent about it because I didn't think brown was offensive or a bad word until now. But if you explain a little bit more why you dislike that word so much I can educate myself and change for the better and stop using it
>>82679268if chinese people actually get tan they get as brown as a pretzeltrue of white people also and even irish people if they spend most of their life outside
>>82679274Like a white person who sunbathes or like independent of sunlight
>>82679281the point is there is no definable difference between "black" and "brown" and accepting that retarded idea is inherently racistif you go further down the pipeline theres actually some links to "black nationalist" type stuff, hotep business that seeks to uplift "purest black" as an equal "superior" thing to "white" and puts "mixed" people in the middle
>>82679292like a person of european ancestry who goes outside a normal human amount you utter potted plantheres my 2x great granny in the old country ya fuckin grand wizardyoure worthless lol
>>82679303So should I just use black instead of brown from now on? I'm not being ironic, I like learning about these things and would hate to sound accidentally racist
>>82679319say african american or mexican american or whatever country they are from, if it mattersi grew up in the 90s-00s when that was how things worked and i aint changin my waysputting black and brown on the pride flag is literally the most beyond racist shit ive seen in my lifetime and its crazy to me that thats a thing
>>82679318>like a person of european ancestrySo you're white?
>>82679385i dont use racist language sir
>>82679328>putting black and brown on the pride flag is literally the most beyond racist shit ive seen in my lifetimeWhy do you feel that way? Although I don't personally like the design of the neo flag, I will never reject people trying to add to our ranks specially if they're persecuted minorities on their own regard. I like to think that it was done by black queer people to give it more legitimacy
>>82679400How can you be Haitian and of european ancestry? Colonizers?
>>82679404being of a different skin tone is not the same kind of thing as being gay lol....pretty obvious why those things are different categoriesalso, do you want to be on my podcast now? you can crush as many pills as you like, its informal.
>>82679412"anonymous" just means neither of us typed a name into the name field you utter fucking moronplus look at those jawbones, i wouldnt be surprised if theres a little king philip in us one way or another. that means narragansett, wampanoag, maybe mohawk, in case youre uneducated and dont know who king philip is.
>>82679421True. The theme cohesion of the flag went through the roof. I still think it would be a little inconsiderate to look at the people who like it and say "no no, that's not your flag. Go on and make your own flag" So I just hold on to my original 6 stripes pride flag and go with the flow. The flag is about to change much more, every new generation adding something. When we're old it will be unrecognizable to us, but that's just how life is. Kids be making new trends, old people be dying
>>82679447"all love is love" is a completely and utterly different message from whatever weird wack ass racist medicalized shit is going on with that mess of a thingnut up pussy the kids are fucking wrong, racist, sexist, and retarded, that happens also sometimes if youre also historically uneducated
>>82679446>anonymous" just means neither of us typed a name into the name field you utter fucking moronI have no idea what you're talking about or where that came from? I assumed you were the poster behind these >>82679020>>82679318Why do you have to be so rude
>>82679464i got nowhere being nice you dumb fucker now stop talking
bro needs to put the pipe down and take a minute
>>82679472I think you got something mistaken, some loss of translation Why do you even typed that shit as if I didn't know how our names worked? I've been here for longer than you. I'm just asking where in your European ancestry you decided to mix with Haitians?
>>82679492you assumed i was another poster even though i didnt say i was and there was no reason to assume i wasit would be better if you were new, if youre not it means you are in fact retarded
>>82679460>all love is love" is a completely and utterly different messageThe message is more like live and let live. If blacks and browns are willing to join us, who am I to say no? Bring the black stripes
>>82679490i can type at 100 wpm and i have never used a stimulant other than caffeine, i would probably explode
>>82679507The reason being a thread of replies back to back all the way to the Haitian guy.At some point you interjected a conversation that wasn't about you
>>82679510you are literally othering them by calling them a different category of people just because they have a different skin color you utterly dim moronyou are literally being grotesquely racist
>>82679523you responded to himi responded to youthat means im him?you literally must be new because that was never assumed to be the case for the first 17 yrs of me being on herethis can be like lolcow where was all say nta if we "arent that anon" if you want but people didnt used to need the helpdo you want us all to start tone tagging and saying /sarcasm like reddit too? i would be happy to do that if you have special needs. love you anon <3
anyway does anyone want to be on my podcast? an anon said he would be there to talk about psychiatry but hes NOT online
>>82679529>you are literally othering them by calling them a different category of people just because they have a different skin colorSo how could I call them in a way that doesn't ostracize them, but also makes it clear who I'm talking about? How about nigJust kidding. I don't do that. No n word from this woke boy. No no. Maybe it was black queer people who longed for flag representation and we indulged. The flag will keep mutating as different groups ask for their moment in the sun. It's like a living evolving organism made of culture. It's an interesting process to observe anthropologically
>>82679549>that means im him?Anonymously these mistakes happen quite a lot, if you reply to someone else having a conversation, they'll assume you are the original replier like I just did.
>>82679565just call them people, why do you need to denote people by skin color category? theres no hard lines there anyway. the literal idea of it is pure racism in origin...trying to say whos "white" and whos not is literally a racist idea. not sure how you dont get that.
>>82679563What's your podcast about? Do I have to speak up in the microphone like a phonecall?
>>82679575only if theyre retarded. it really doesnt happen that often. if someones confused they usually ask for clarfication before going out on a limb and assuming things 10 posts later like you did. good day.
>>82679582yes bitch you have to nut upif you can type really fast like me then i could do a voice for you myself but youll have to post a wpm test over 65 to earn that privilege cause i aint sitting there watching you struggle to type
>>82679578>why do you need to denote people by skin color category?Originally I was trying to find out the race of the Haitian guy until you came along and messed everything up. I personally don't care about it but anons here do care, a lot. I was about to tell him that if he isn't white, these boys won't entertain his courtship
everyone shut up about BBC! talk about cute boys.
>>82679595i asked you a simple question you couldnt answer and then you got really heated and weird about itif youre not coming on my podcast please stop responding
>>82679589My voice is so ugly and with a thick third world accent. You must promise me you won't laugh.
>>82679603What's your podcast about? Will it be saved somewhere forever? Our sentences echoing for eternity? Because that changes everything
>>82679604based guts haver, link in picrelnow nobody else join this server and mess everything up with pranks okay? i trust you all to respect my professional efforts. >>82679611-problems-yes
>>82679583You really shouldn't have highjacked my anonymous conversation without a proper introduction
i am going to stop posting now so i can wait a while and see if anyone joins, if no one does i will have to see if i can get someone off the catalog or like pol idk lol
>>82679621nta but god i wish i could highjack rn, no weed for like 1.5 weeks rn ugh
>>82679613Someone get on this boy's podcast right now cause I won't do it, my accent is too thick, I'll be the laughing stock
>>82679637how about if i do an accent also? then no one will know who is who.
>>82679631I'm 3 days without weed and I'm doing very much fine why do you ask
>>82672196God, I am one unfuckable twink. I was just checking out my midriff and hips. Too bad I'm too old and gross.
>>82679613it's 2025, you should do multichannel recording, we're not cavemen
>>82679642actually i was that anon see? dont believe your eyesesi swore i wouldnt buy any more weed while trump is president so that i would make friends so i could smoke their weed but so far ive only gotten weed from 1 old lady hooker i met in brooklyn at 5am, 1 really drunk rock n roll guy i met on my corner at 2am, and then i made my dad buy me weed once
i'm guessing ur not going to tell us what it is so we can listen to it since ud be less anon if u did?
>>82679668no actually i just finished editing episode 3 finally so here you go https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-podcast-3
>>82679663>then i made my dad buy me weed oncebased.only thing more based is if i steal my brother's weed to give to anon so he will boyfriend me
>>82679695it was blue dream and it was eh but it had seeds in it and i used them to try to grow a blue dream plant which didnt get that far before it died but it grew enough that i could smoke the tiny budlets and top leaves and stem skins and it was top notch stuff!!!! i wanna try again and its allowed according to my rules of not buying weed cause i would only have to buy seeds which is actually legal. however i would have to wait like 60-80 days for it to grow properly, if it doesnt die young again that is.
wow really no one is in my podcast server yet? this is really embarrassing for all of youim gonna go make and drink tea and maybe eat a piece of pineapple and if theres no one in my podcast server in half an hour when i check imma have to go to the catalog, i wanna do an episode with an anon tonight so bad... its such an exciting idea.
>>82679683anON actually delivered?! color me impressed!
>>82679739am i just supposed to psychic know this server or what? you're being cryptic
>>82679782>>82679613i pizzosted it already, i had to put it in a picture becuase it was marking me spam for the link yeah its still doing it, idk how apostle be posting discord inks, anyone know a trick or something?
>>82679816test if "gg / nigger" or "/ [random numbers or letters]" is blocked, people will recognize that it's an inv
>>82679866gg/ytZGaRqs you mean like that??
not blocked i guessbut seriously i see people post disc links all the time, why am i spam??
Are there any americans that DON'T smoke weed at this point? It's more common than drinking water there
>>82679923would you like to come on my podcast and talk about that
>>82679923ive never smoked weed
finding someone who wants to talk for an hour is proving surprisingly hard!!i will have to go find my friend doreen in brooklyn at this rate idkor else learn to do more funny voices so i can be my own guest
2 of you have listened to at least 60 seconds of my podcast's 3rd episode; i'm touched and thank you
I'm so glad I still have my kitty for a bit longer, and since I've given her the new meds she's eaten and not thrown up. The only problem is the new meds are expensive 60 dollars for only 16 days if I were to give them every day but they said some cats don't need them that often. Oh and the price of the steroids have gone up yet again.
>>82679989ask again in a couple days and i likely can
>>82680127i do it wednsedasyses at midnigth because.....because i do okay?? ill keep the server the same so you can join and wait til next week, but its always gonna be wednesday. technically thursday at 12am but you know what i mean. just gonna do it myself at 230, i posted on the catalog here and on pol but it looks like no one has any GUTS these days!!i also looked at soc but it looks like thats fully weird porn stuff also now....might try anyway though, who knows.
>>82680101my mice are about 1.5 yrs old which is actually about 80 in mouse years. they are sisters so itll be very sad when one of them dies and the other is alone...i didnt really think about that until recently.
>>82680159all the cats are getting up there really, the youngest are 9. I just hope I don't have multiple go at once or close together.
today is opposite day
>>82680174the supercomputer has bad news, which i regret to bear...
>>82680212no its not, person whose name i know!!
>>82680150spent the past hour trying to make email without a phone number my housephone might of worked to make the account but they claim to need it for "sms password recovery" hmm...which isn't going to work on a landline so what's the point. but i finnally got it to let me threw after typing random numbers i'll start the making a discord account phase in the morning so i can try next week if the other anon can't make it
>>82680251cant you make an unclaimed discord acct literally just by typing a name in? i just did that for the account to host the podcast. maybe thats only for desktop browser discord though, idk. either way i will be thrilled to have you. very excited. im gonna go record epsiode 4 by myself in a few minutes i guess kek.
on the other hand, i was curious, and it turns out that anon is actually quite lucky already, or else anon's cat-care is very much above average.
>>82680292you have to account for them being indoor or outdoor cats
>>82680292that might only be because it's factoring outside cats into account, they live very short lives compared to inside cats. A healthy inside cat can easily expect to live 10+ years with proper veterinarian care.
>>82680306>>82680310i was just about to post that in fact! but picrel is a little wrong, 15.5 and 17 are both estimates for indoor cats, its just that whatever data it has says 17 rather than 15.5 which is what google said to me. the average for outdoor cats is like 6 or something much lower, so that was never part of it really...but "indoor cat" is difficult to define because some people might say a yard + house cat is an "indoor cat" but obviously one that goes in the yard would have a higher chance of running away somehow etc compared to ones that are really in the house all the time and never ever out. im not sure we really have data on lifespans for purely indoors, never-outside cats.
>>82680260>cant you make an unclaimed discord acct literally just by typing a name in?witchcraft!?! maybe i'll try that i would have tried to get on servers a long time ago if i knew that was possible! anyway still wouldn't be able to be on now because roomate is asleep so i can't use voice but really cool you're doing that and i learn something new everyday
>>82680334Personally, I had 3 childhood cats that lived to 12, 6 (but this cat had a known heart condition) and 17 respectively. Vet care has also improved a good deal in the past couple decades as well and people are a lot more willing to spend money on said vet care as well.
i say all the time that autism is just pathologizing the human experiencet.my brother is autistic and my grandma wants me to agree to get tested
then again, it appears that maybe veterinarians are just wrong and indoor-outdoor cats are a little longer livedaccording to this data, however, the probably that all 9 cats are still alive at their current ages is extremely low, and anon is actually basically a cat wizard...the truth i suppose still eludes us!
>>82680383I have never had an indoor-outdoor cat (besides letting this cancer kitty out for a little fresh air that is heavily supervised and only for a short time) but I really doubt they live longer than indoor only cats. Maybe reaching parity but the simple fact that things can happen to a cat that goes outside, car strikes, other animal attacks, poisonings ect...
>>82680369psychology is actually just a religion that holds being normal as sacred instead of being moral
might get me first phone sometime soon [prolly not]kind of excitedi'm eyeing a 40$ prepaid smartphone, is it a scam? do they turn into a dumb slab of silicon when you don't pay?also, any <100$ recommendations from you gay niggiggs?
>>82680445Well where are you first of all, secondly look at tracfone it's its available in your area. That's what I use, 15 bucks a month on a 5 year old phone and it suit my needs just fine. Of course I'm not on it 24/7 and never use apps and shit.
>>82680403that data certainly seems dubious to me, based on the ages of cats ive known. lots seem to make it well up there. one element might be that these estimates are often for cats that have already lived past 1 year -- ie they dont include newborn kittens being put down, etc, or kittens that die from birth defects etc.however according to a general question it seems like your cats pretty certainly live a lot longer than average even with optimistic general estimates for cat lifespan, and thats including the one with the known heart condition!
>>82680471Well I hope the luck holds out but I still think the average indoor cat lifespan should be in the 15ish range. Even mom's friends who all had cats had cats that lived nearly as long, including one that had diabetes and got daily insulin shots made it to 13 I believe.
>>82680470america, i've seen tracfone i think...holy shit good deals, i guess this might be it, tysm
>>82680507i noticed it estimated your median cat lifespan was 20 years, which seems unlikely, but it performed a more realistic analysis there and it didnt really bear on the final numbers. you may in fact be a top 1% cat haver. this however depends on the exact ages of your cats which i dont know, i just had it estimate that they were distributed evenly across 9-15 years. my grandpa made it to 76 with utterly uncontrolled diabetes which is about average age, as an aside...but yeah if the numbers i put in are correct then your cat care is really excellent, or else youre very lucky...and if your moms friends were people who all really loved cats then they might well all have been way above average in their cat care, but then again you might just not know about cats they had that died younger for various reasons. if sick kitty dies before any of the others have a birthday, then it says theres only a 70% probability that your cats' lifespans exceed the median, but basically youre well into practically-proven good luck or good care territory already it seems.
bro i literally can't talk to this guy, it's like there's a forcefield between us
>>82680579where did you get 20 years? That is really pushing it, considering the oldest I've ever had was 17 and the oldest I knew of personally made it to 19. At that age they are so decrepit and pitiful. The 17 year old cat we had was basically crippled and mostly blind from cataracts.
>>82680612well theres a guy in texas i think whose cats have almost all lived into their 20s and a few almost to 30, he takes excellent care of them and has a special diet he invented. you could be that guy someday, and its not even that unlikely considering taking care of them is what youre focused on...compared to someone who has to leave for work etc and so might not notice if theyre sick, or someone without money who cant afford the vet, youre probably giving them way better care and attention than average -- and also its probably good that they have a cat community vs being alone and bored all day.but yeah, that 20 number is the estimate it came up with based on the current ages of your cats and the fact that theyre all still alive. however obviously thats not really treating them as creatures but rather treating them dying as like a random coin flip event rather than something that becomes basically certain eventually. its like, all of my moms siblings are alive at a range of 65-75 but that doesnt imply that any of them will make it to 150 even if thats what the numbers would imply for something like half-life decay of an atom which is a "true random" event. when i pointed that out, it did more realistic estimates and came up with an average lifespan of 17 and some for your cats, which is really quite high -- and indeed for my moms family it wouldnt be unreasonable to say their average lifespan will probably be quite high based on the fact that none have died yet at the age they are. (that probably goes up even further because some of the people in my mom/s family are shall we say outdoor cats or indoor-outdoor so its even better evidence of health that theyre still alive at ages where a lot of regular indoor people are dead from accidents, random illness or unhealthy living.)
>>82680684for giggles here's an age breakdown of my cats.14-16 (we got her as an adult cat and don't know her exact age)14131313 (siblings)12999 (3 more siblings)
someday (soon) you'll die and be eaten by your cats
>>82680729I'm just 35, even if I only make it 10 more years then even my youngest cats would be 19.
>>8268078710 years is already impossible on your health and income
>>82680849health no, income maybe. Besides my pinched nerve, even if I get the full fledged beetus (it takes time to develop from pre-beetus to full betus) that will still take time to kill me.
I miss my ex so much. I'm gonna kidnap a boy one day and make him look and act like him.
>>82680956why not just kidnap your ex directly?
>>82680979Cause idk. Maybe I respect his decision to leave in a weird way.
I thought I was over crying during impactful anime moments but guess I got more emotional lately. Sometimes I just feel like hugging something and that's why I miss my cat. It's one thing to pat strays but picking them up and holding them tight as they purr is completely different. I don't think they'd like that or they'd get scared. I hate rain >:(
>>82681075everything allright anon?
You look insane. You need a girlfriend.
Having more gay thoughts.
tfw no childhood girlfriend with an older brother who molests me
Would you guys be able to love a manlet mouthbreather if he was kind to you?
>>82681259you just described who i'm crushing on, so yes
>>82681316Wait so there is someone out there that wouldn't be disgusted at my dysgenic nature?
>>82681343i'm an uggo so i fall in love with uggos
Looking for a manmate? Get a girlfriend creep.
https://voca.ro/18aBKAgWHo25
https://voca.ro/194Aw6vqn0b7
>>82681360That's so cute of you, I wish there were more of you. I keep seeing uggos demand a Chad and it makes me sad. We could be ugly together but instead you want to chase someone who doesn't want you :(
>>82681471he's a skinnyfat alky incel but he's chad to mewhere do you live?
>>82681470>https://voca.ro/194Aw6vqn0b7what did he mean by this
>>82681482I'm also skinnyfat incel but I'm not much of a drinker. I'm in the UK.
>>82681492well i'm baltic
How do I appreciate my pre wall times as much as possible without being a slut
>>82681497Are you a tall Balkan? Balkan gays have been the craziest yet nicest fellows I've met (online)
>>82681572i'm 5'10, i look like a bunch of meat folds
>>82681584That's cute, I would love you and all your meat folds. I'd grab them and play around with them
>>82681572>immediately asks for height Gays are women
>>82681594you say that but i doubt it, anyway i'm interested in irl
happy birthday, 4chan. at the risk of sounding like an edgy teenager, i've decided to give up on love. all it seems to do is get me hurt and im sick of it. my life is already rather rough, i dont need emotional issues on top of it. it doesn't matter if the whole "everyone has someone out in the world made for them" thing true is real, i dont want it. i just want to be left alone with my work, my video games, and my porn. and my liquor, cant forget that.
>>82681248dream. Did u guys ever have a crush for a big bro of your friends or a cousin?
I'm so fucking degenerate, Oh my God I swear
>>82681749most degen action?i bet It's not as degen as 14yo me
Meow where husbie nyaow killing myself yay meow
>>82681765I have degen dreams but can't elaborate further! They're after me. Nothing about rape or dad son incest thoWanna tell yours?
>>82681618I really have become a caricature of what I hate.>>82681632Problem with irl is that I just end up being super shy and convince myself that the other person doesn't actually like me
>>82681773something something viewed public gay indecency >>82681777well if you're serious wanna chat? i can't use discord they've banned me from making an account for some reason
why can't I be a magician?
the best part of a man are his arms and chest
>>82681823>chestJuicy pecs, I'd die for them oh lordpls don't tell me I'm the only pecs lover here, there's not enough pecs love here
idk why digi went with some dick show fan instead of one of the 10000s of fans who wanted to love him
>>82681903What are you talking about gloo
>>82681248I sit like the guy on the left
>>82681657I say this but also wish I had someone to cuddle with on most nights and feel terribly empty without my own boy to hold
>>82681773>rape or dad son incest Dad son incest rape isn't degenerate, it's beautiful and natural.
>>82681733My sister's cute sexable 14 year old gay friend has a crush on me but I don't do anything because I am a righteous man
>>82681787What sorts of messaging do people use nowadays. I don't have telegram or Snapchat
>>82682009okay Chad stop bragging
>>82682034I guess you could use element
I could've probably given consent at 14. It's not like 14yos are elementary schoolers.
>>82682034>SnapchatRevealing yourself as unc I see.
>>82682034bro doesn't have an insta or disc how do you expect people to get in touch
>>82682116spitting the factoids no one is prepared to hear...ahh, sigh...
the sun is coming up, goodnight faggots
I don't get how you can have a crush on or want to fuck a family member. Weird white people shit.
>>82682196consanguinity is orders of magnitude more prevalent in the third world
White people always talk about fucking their cousins and doing sexual things with them as if it's a normal rite of passage
>>82682222brown people actually do fuck their cousins
japanese are honorary whites for all the incest they write
browns wouldn't know honour if it dressed up as their cousin and fucked them
>>82682123Man, have I really lost touch? >>82682222Nice quads bro
>it's hot and sexy when us whities do it>it's dirty and wretched when browns and blacks do it
browns are the ones actually doing it
redneck with 5 incest babies
but also yes everything sexual involving shitskins is significantly more disgusting to be clear
>yea bro i jacked off my cousin and we gave each other blowies. you never did with your cousins bro?!
Oh cool we are talking about my fetish
>>82682268Are you white by any chance?
this image terrifies the shitskin
Shut up racist
Its okay, I'm racist
>>82682328what's the matter achmed, where'd that confidence go?
>>82682273I am. But i dont have any family members im attracted to in the slightest
>>82682116I probably couldn't. I was very immature and not socially developed enough. But looking back, I'd have loved to have sex with a bigger guy back then...
>>82682222I'm a brown Mediterranean and I used to fantasize about having sex with my cousins albeit
>>82682116What I don't understand about the whole "can teenagers consent to sex" meme is that I simply don't see what's so complex about sex that a 14 year old wouldn't be able to understand
don't be racist. Black guys can be stunnin hot
I can't like black guys because hair is extremely important to me, and the feel and texture of their extremely curly hair is horrible imo versus other hair types. I cannot make a BF out of someone when I can't run my hands through their locks and stuff my nose in it and sniff
I kind of want a temporary womb tattoo
>>82682486please anon, I dont wanna fap today
Womb tattoos on men are so based. I wish it wasn't a tranny thing.
Racist incels have nothing better to do then post statistics all day online
kid named White Niggers:
>tfw no bf who is on a very high dose of Lexapro
Why is it so bad today in particular
Anyone here ever use a vibrator on their penis? Is it worth it >>82682690
replied to the other guy on accident oops
>e-crush from another continent wants to join the army
guys literally only want one thing, and it's fucking amazing
>>82682909what army?
I need to find my scale so i can actually track my weight loss. Havent seen it since the move. Trying to exercise twice daily and eat less. I miss covid when i could go for a run 4 times a day and still play all the vidya i want
>>82682999what kind of exercise?
>>82682936USA, I'm sad because it means I won't be able to speak with them anymore
>>82682914His boyfriend has a shrunk dick and will die way before him thanks to the steroids
>>82683051Yeah but imagine the cuddles. Omg I'm so fucking jealous, fuck this gay earth
>>82683008I like running so im doing that. Im saving some money to get a home gym though
>>82683051The crab has breached containment
>>82683069become super big for your future bf anon
>>82683057>Jealous It's AI kek, too good to be true >>82683051>dickwho the hell cares about that? I want his plumpy ass. Dicks are overrated af
>>82683139Holy shit you're right, I thought that was just Thai on his shirt
>check the gay /b/ comfy thread>cute anon is about to get married>his anon friends might start to hang out irl and he wishes them well>lots of cute comments>other anons are starting to find bfs tooIt's very wholesome, yet I felt completely out of place, it's not just because I will never have a bf, the overall positivity is "at fault". I belong with you guys, wish you posted more tho, and posted more cute/hot guys, 3D or 2D
>>82683188Is the thread filled with porn bring on /b/? I want to read the cute marriage stuff going on but have never been to that board
>>82683199there's also porn yes, as it should lol but it's not even close to the usual porn level on /b/, it's mostly a comfy gay thread. I checked it out sometimes, it's cute and some anons are pretty sweet, /b/ is somehow more humane as a board conpared to others. Search for Luxemboy
The people on /b/ aren't as bitter as the ones here, most are younger and not afraid to take the risks and get a bf.
I like the b thread. I just hate the porn
/r9k/ would be significantly better as a blue board instead
>>82683290the anon who's marrying is probably in his very early 20s. I'd never get married THAT soon, but I'm jealous as fuck. At the same time, can't help but smile at his stories as well, it's a complex feelUs bots are built different, it's our nature. We don't have to be so harsh on us tho, we have to learn how to adapt and work around it
>>82683302This. Honestly fuck the porn boards. Just have all blue boards and trash
There's some beauty in being surrounded by losers. I am one after all.
>>82683307better to have loved and lost I say, plus it's certainly better than 'meet up for casual sex once or twice and then never see each other again'.
i wish i was gay enough to suck a dick irl instead of just fantasizing about dicks and lusting after them in straight porn. it's too bad gay sex is disgusting irl cause dicks are sexy.
>>82683439Just do oral? Simple as?
>>82683439Internalized homophobia gay sex is amazing
>>82683188>I will never have a bfoh shush, I'm sure you will find someone
And the harness I bought the cat is too big, she just slips right out of it. Great. Anyway now she's constantly wanting to go outside again. Oh well I can deal with it I just have to hover over her to make sure she doesn't run off but she seems to have a lot more energy now.
>>82683689It's funny how you take better care of this cat than yourself
>>82683599won't guys eventually pressure you into anal? i don't even want a guy to do anything with my dick. i just want to suck dick and hear a guy get off to it and swallow his cum. >>82683654i wish i was trugay and not a porn addicted incel.
>>82683777Everything you think you know about gay sex is wrong, not really based on reality but based on your own prejudices and misconceptions. They're like barricades you've built between you and the closet exit.
>not really gay>Just want to swallow cum and listen a man's pleasure moans Denial is a little bitch
>>82683707Unlike myself I love this cat (and all of the 9) and feel like it's a duty I have to do. Me getting out with her helps me too because I'm out in the sun walking around vs sitting here on my computer.
>>82683799Sure thing. Do you think about getting other pets when your cats are gone?
>>82683785>Everything you think you know about gay sex is wronggay porn is nothing but hairy sweaty ugly dudes fucking each other in the ass. that literally is the most popular stuff whenever i get curious and think something might click from just cocklust and getting off to male moans in straight porn to actually liking gay porn. regardless if i had a regular teenage/young adult experience and didn't get addicted to porn because i'm a permavirgin i probably would never have gay fantasies and a fixation and obsession with cock.
>>82683821>his reference frame is pornography Case in point. I wish you better luck dealing with internalized homophobia. To be very honest you are in the perfect place to be a closeted homosexual in denial, it is I that am displaced.
>>82683813When all of the 9 are gone and if I'm able to do so I might get another 1-2 cats. Something manageable. 9 is way too many mom agreed on that but she was never able to part with any kittens we got so that's how we ended up with so many.
>>82683794i fully believe no irl gay experience would live up to the fantasies i have in my head. so why bother.
>>82683843>closeted gay firmly believes his closet is made of steel, not glass or plywood Every gay has stood where you stand now. Some are able to move on, others are stuck there for a while. Of course your beliefs reinforce your fears, which is part of the problem. Real life is the only medicine available, but instead you choose the internet and delusions.
>why bother trying when I could just be lonely and frustrated instead The /r9gay/ mantra
>>82683875in real life other men are scary and rapey. being submissive to another man and worshipping his cock is want i want to do sexually but in practice it would probably be scary because i'm a gigantic pussy with zero muscle and i could get manhandled really easily and assraped.
>>82683901You don't really know what other men are like in real life because you don't really speak from experience, but the opposite: delusions of someone sheltered and scared.
>being submissive to another man and worshipping his cock is want i want to doAnd this is the person saying he isn't really gay, just porn addicted. Poor boy. Your fears control you
plenty of gay porn addicts and not one of them has reached a point where they feel like worshipping vaginas and being sexually dominant to a female. Closet cases are so predictable
>>82683901just do it with someone you like and that likes you back, someone sweet and gentle
>>82683439You wish you were strong enough to face your fears, but you're pretty much gay enough already.
>>82683901You write like that's exactly what you want to happen
>>82683901pretty much but I'm in luck since none of the men I'd like to worship would want me to, they'd be repulsed or even creeped out by me, so I keep it to myself
>>82684004>I'm in luck since I have abysmally low self esteem Poor boy. Self sabotage is so common with robots
>>82683900Only new /r9gay/. This used to be a place where people constantly tried to find other neets or social outcast gays to be bfs
>>82684000He literally faps to this fantasy but post nut clarity hits so hard he goes back into the depths of the closet
>>82684040He just needs to go find a big guy to fulfill his fantasy and only finish after the guy does so he stays happy
>>82684039No, anon. This has been the true spirit of this place for years. Loners trying to connect anonymously and failing didn't change that. You're conveniently omitting the part where these individuals would always come back crying about being ghosted. If you want a bf, anonymity is not the way to do it.
>>82684024anon I am at a point in my life where I'm pretty self aware of my looks and status, I'm not an anxiety driven teen anymore, not that I'm not anxious. I know what I am about, and the faces of the few guys who caught me looking at them confirmed my perception, no one stayed, no one asked anything, I could perceive their disgust or their total indifference towards my figure
>>82683945That's the most frustrating thing about people who claim porn made them gay. Apparently it's a one way road only because no gay has ever been turned straight from watching too much porn. It's just bullshit
I'd like to get my own cock sucked but I'm a hideous uggo and I'm not strong enough to force anyone to do anything nor would I ever do such a thing.
>>82684069Still sounds like you have very low self esteem and this "why bother trying" mindset is just your way to cope. Not like you actually tried gay dating before. You have convinced yourself that you're not desirable and the few experiences where someone looked at you weirdly in public serve as an anchor point to your feelings. It's the ethos keeping your closet door shut tight.
>>82684069>no one stayed, no one asked anything, I could perceive their disgust or their total indifference towards my figureYou don't really know that. Alas there could be men looking at you that you just didn't pay attention to. Still sounds like self sabotage. Still sounds like you didn't really try irl gay dating, you just caught a glimpse of someone looking at you with a weird face, and you convinced yourself that was an universal sign of ugliness. But you needed so little convincing, anon you were ready to believe that you weren't attractive with minimal effort.
>>82684102anon you got it (almost) wrong, I'm not talking about dating, I'm talking about worshipping and getting some action with guys that I find hot. About dating, yeah I never tried it, don't think i'd have better chances at it tho, can't really find a way to meet gay guys near me and get to know each other
>>82684069>the faces of the few guys who caught me looking at themMaybe they were straight? Why would you let these "few" occurrences shape your life like that instead of actually trying to talk to gay guys irl and letting them show you a whole different perspective? They will look at you without the filter of self hatred that you have when you look at yourself. They will see something you're currently incapable of seeing, and they can teach you how
>>82684133>I'm not talking about dating men>I'm talking about worshipping men, having sex with men, listening to their pleasure moans, being submissive to them Anon, you can barely hide how much you adore men and long for their company.
>>82684133>can't really find a wayJust another meaningless excuse when dating apps exist. You are choosing the celibate life, and that's okay anon. I can't blame you for doing something that every gay person has done in their lives, at some point. I just wish you can grow past it eventually, and not be so frustrated.
I swear sometimes I'm tempted to post a picture of me here lol I bet I'd get all of you speechless because of how ugly I look rn, I just don't do it because anonymity is sacredNot saying I can't get cuter or anything, but I'm lazy, sort of depressed, and hate excercise. Maybe I'll try in the future, but I'd still be on the opposite end of the guys I kin. Love is another story, but even there, dunno if beyond my looks, there's much worth to love in me. I might sound insecure, but really, I am just self aware
>>82684180I bet you have low self esteem and no matter how "ugly" you think you look, there are still people who could find you cute and give you a chance. But you never give yourself a chance to meet them.
>>82684180>but I'd still be on the opposite end of the guys I kinThen your high standards are the problem, not your looks.
>>82684151hide? LMAO I'm not the prison gay anon you were talking to. I'm gay and I love guys, fuck yeah!I think sex and dating are two different things. Dating includes sex, worshipping and sex don't necessarily include love. I love the bodies of many men I see, that doesn't mean I love them. Worshipping my love would be a whole other level, no matter the body, but I'm talking about something else>>82684167>dating appsI hate that us gays HAVE TO use those, I'd rather go toa gay bar for sex, even a gym...Dating apps fuel gay men insecurities and are responsible for how shallow relationships are becoming >frustratedHow so? Really I'm just talking about myself. I'm not sad or anything rn, just chatting>>82684138yes they definitely were, but I also looked at guys who I'm pretty sure were gay. I usually fantasize about any kind of guy I find hot, not like I'm specifically into straights tho. Some straights are just THAT hot, way happier when a guy I like IS also gay>trying to talk to gay guys irl and letting them show you a whole different perspective?I have to find a place to meet I guess..>They will look at you without the filter of self hatred that you have when you look at yourselfthey'll think I'm even worse than what I think when they're done with me lmao
>>82684215>But you never give yourself a chance to meet them.this isn't wrong. You're a sweet anon btw others too, no need to worry about me, it's ok :)>>82684223sort of, I don't love it but can't really help I sexually like a specific kind of guys. I might fall in love with someone who doesn't met most of my kins tho, look wise ofc. Maybe once I'll get intimate with a guy for the first time, my standards will get lower
Retribution mode has been reactivated. Do not hold on to your butts - it will not save you.
>>82684058Lies. I found a bf on 4chan. And attempting to find someone vs not attempting at all is a big difference. People used to try here.
>>82684268>I'm gayThen go out and be gay with someone else my love. You deserve it. You've suffered enough alone.
>>82684268>hate that us gays HAVE TO use thoseNot anymore than straight people. In fact all straight people I'm friends with have tried dating apps, it's not at all an exclusive thing for gays. Alas you could try other in real life alternatives, but since you never go out, have no friends and no social life, from a purely practical perspective, the apps are your easiest alternative.
Meow where cuddles waa give me attention meow
Im starting to understand why you all hate meow
>>82684419Why waa I've done nothing wrong
You are in a room with all the of the r9gay personalityfags and there's a gun with one bullet, who do you shoot?
>>82684630myself, originally
>>82684630Line everyone up and pull the trigger
>>82684630Chadbot because chads are fuckable and I'm tired of pretending I'm in the wrong because I wanna fuck thembtw would not really shoot him
i'm not gay but dick gumshoe
I let the cat out for 30 minutes straight, take her back in and she just starts meowing at the door again. She feels the call of the wild but I can't let her out without supervision, not at her age and with the cancer.
>>82684630i'd post that one gif from rango if i was able to find it.
>>82684864in nature sick animals tend to just want to go hide someplace, its their instinct partly for recovery and partly its favored by evolution because it means they wont spread a disease to others. a cat doesnt know cancer cant be spread, its just "feel sick" = "wanna hide"...and there are actually some cancers that can be spread, like that nose cancer thing with tasmanian devils. i think thats what that was but i could be remembering wrong.
>>82684367do you want to talk about dating apps on my podcast
>>82684908she doesn't want to hide inside, she always lays out in the open. I think she legitimately wants to go out to explore and do outside cat things.
>>82684864cont. -- i wonder if you made someplace she could hide like a cat carrier in your room then maybe she would go in there to hide instead of wanting to go out. but who knows...one wonders how many cats that ran away were actually sick and just went to hide somewhere and then passed away with no one ever finding them. so youre probably very right not to let her out without watching closely.
>>82684920well who knows, but if its new behavior then it definitely seems related to being sick. or it could be from the meds i guess. but yeah i think its their instinct to want to be far away from other cats if theyre sick, and nowhere indoors is very far away really.
>>82684930She hates the carrier and always runs when I bring it out to take her into the vet. I have to force her into it. >>82684940They do want to be away from other cats but because other cats bully sick cats. Cat in general as both predatory and prey animals don't show pain or discomfort much to avoid giving themselves away. I might let it out one more time today but I don't want her to overdo it. This is about as much energy as I've seen her have in a while. I mean I just gave her the new upped dose on the steroids today so it hasn't really had time to take effect yet.
i'm not gay but all a guy needs to do is to hold me and i would marry him
i'm not gay but peak sex is the one where he is holding me and super close to me and then takes one arms away from me and puts it on my jaw and pulls it towards his and stars aggressively making out with me while violently pounding me but i'm not gay
>>82684966well, its fairly reasonable for a cat not to be around a sick cat because they could catch it...so evolutionary pressure would make cats run away to protect other cats related to them, and also make cats bully sick ones into running away, so that the bullying cat doesnt get sick. have the other cats been bullying her do you think?
>>82684991ok i realise this sounds really gay but i'm not gay
>>82685021No, my cats get along very well. A few of them don't really like other but just steer clear. I might hear a hiss or two once in a while and rarely two will have a scuffle but it's never serious and this kitty is never involved with any of it. In fact they seem to like her and will often come up to lay next to her which sometimes she likes and sometimes she doesn't. I'm sure she has no idea anything is wrong except maybe her stomach is upset.
>>82684966watch her closely anon. Give her some toy to kill time and then pet her
>>82684991you are gayer than anyone in this prison gay general tbf
Oh and she's smart about it to, she'll meow at the door for a bit then when I don't come to let her out she'll come to where I am and tap me with her paw and meow in my face. It's quite cute but I worry she's being too active.
>>82685191 Neeeeewiei
>>82685142be with her anon. Maybe that will soothe her a little
>>82681953i dont. im over it!
>>82672298Jun is so cute, and a poem autist too. Him and the bald class rep got a criminally low amount of screentime, more cute boys in all girls cast pls
