Politics and wanking edition
Love wanking me
Love politics me
love this stuff, it just hits different to any other booze
>>84225078>2.5Lwhat the fuck is that? Cider should be 3L World is fucked de lids
The world would be better if we all worked to bring John Lennon's Imagine into being.
>>84225089i think it used to be, still its the cheapest way to get a skin full
>>84225105didnt he beat his wife?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15680497/Gang-rape-victim-25-left-paraplegic-constant-pain-jumping-roof-suicide-bid-die-euthanasia-today-Spanish-court-ruled-fathers-bid-stop-her.htmlHow many lids would accept a graceful <ACK!> if it was offered?
Wish I had never had kids desu. Makes everything worse and more difficult and makes nothing easier or better.
>>84225119even mensheviks like john had their limits with someone like yoko
Wait wait wait hold on, so mass deportations are extreme, but mass importations are just fine and normal?That's quite the convenient direction for things to ratchet.
simple. fucking. as.BOSH
i wish i enjoyed the company of others
>>84225198whoahahahahahaha
We're getting closer to the 6 month point of no seasideMARK uploafs. Life feels so empty without him.
>ITS GOING UPStrait of Hormuz Vessel Traffic (Daily Transits) Feb 26 132 vessels Feb 27 128 vessels Feb 28 98 vessels Mar 01 18 vessels Mar 02 7 vessels Mar 03 2 vessels Mar 04 2 vessels Mar 05 1 vessel Mar 06 0 vessels Mar 07 1 vessel Mar 08 2 vessels Mar 09 1 vessel Mar 10 2 vessels Mar 11 1 vessel Mar 12 0 vessels Mar 13 3 vessels Mar 14 1 vessel Mar 15 0 vessels Mar 16 1 vessel Mar 17 2 vessels Mar 18 1 vessel Mar 19 0 vessels Mar 20 1 vessel Mar 21 2 vessels Mar 22 3 vessels Mar 23 5 vessels Mar 24 6 vessels
>>84225341>complete radio silenceHes been done in big time by the bailiffs imoAll that literal fruad with the phones/laptops etc must have got him evicted or something kek
>>84225344>MondayWe won, America rules>fridayREEEE FUCKING NUKES >MondayPeace talks going well>FridayFUCKING SANDNIGGERS REEEEEE
>>84225341Its 4 months not 6
Another day of adventures, en route to the farmshop, mum wanted to call at M&S CEX is across from it, so I popped in (was going to call in at the RSPCA but it's shut) and got picrel for 18 quid. Not too bad.
>>84225354>"Iran offered me to become the supreme leader. I replied: 'No, thank you, I don't want to.', - Trump.
>>84225348I think you're right de lid. You cant fraud multi million pound companies out of thousands of pounds worth of gadgets and phones and expect to get away with it. He was living a lifestyle he couldn't afford. You have to live within your means and mark didn't have the intelligence to realise that.
>>84225371That looks great mate. I've got this game as well, the art work is a little different but I think it's the same game. Enjoy.
>>84225389Im sure with all the phones/go pros/laptops he got on finance they have built up a strong caseThey can also probably prove he was using his bennies to commit said fraud so thats the free money stopped id assumeHes probably stuck in some grim hostel stinking the place out for the other junkies with his shitty fishy arsehole in the sink syndrome
>>84225434I'd find it funnier if he was black.
Thought I'd try and get a little rest in at lunch time and holy shit it was a terrible decision. I feel like absolute SHIT right now. My body has a taste for it and I'd give fucking anything to be able to actually have a full sleep, but no, have to get back to working holy fuck this is awful.
>>84225446no clue how cunts manage this tbqhWorked places and on a 20 minute break people would walk into break room , instantly fall asleep for 18 minutes, wake up and go right back to workFuck that for a laugh
So Starmer has banned crypto donations to political parties and donations of more than 100,000 from Britons living overseas. All of this to ostensibly 'limit foreign influence' in elections. And yet, literally 2.7 billion people around the world are entitled to actually VOTE in our elections, despite being foreigners.It's all just. so. tiresome. Pure performance vote bloc pandering, just like with how step-incest porn is banned but actual cousin marriage incest is perfectly legal and defended by them. Ushering in censorship with the OSA in the name of protecting children, while refusing to hold an inquiry into rape gangs.It's not possible to hold these people in enough contempt.
noncey mongboy finna get banged out
>>84225454Yeah I don't know, I feel so fucking rough. Never again. Either need to get my full sleep or won't bother and will just work through being tired. Going to sleep and then waking up without getting your full rest is a fucking nightmare.
>>84225371Rented that as a nipper from Andy Kim's video shop.I thought it was a load of tripe!Odd to see someone pay good money for it now.
>>84225495>to ostensibly 'limit foreign influence'And then he takes donations from Bill Gates and has Blackrock over to Number 10 for lunch.
>>84225581 Spark him lad
furiously masturbating to the hanging scene in handmaiden's tale
Australian kid at the school I work at called the special needs kids retards. He said >oh no the retards are here againHe got suspended from school for a couple of days and asked to write an apology letter. This other teacher I know wants him to be permanently expelled. Thing is, this Aussie lad is not the brightest spark himself. Proper bottom set kid. Really struggles with maths. Sort of think he said it as a way of coping plus he does not really make very good decisions generally.
>>84225581Carers behind him because he can't even go to the wooty by himself
>>84225615>This other teacher I know wants him to be permanently expelled.To what end though? I mean really, so what? Such a malicious tyrant bitch.
>>84225615You're the paedophile who lives in Thailand.
>>84225632That is a random mum with her daughter in the background
Also that's flamingo land not football. Mong.
>>84225634>to what end? Good question. I think people have different limits to what they consider to be just fundamentally a bad person who should be helped and should just be left to rot. Like someone who is a nonce. Just a monster with a wrong brain that is hard wired to be attracted to children. You cannot logic or convince a nonce out of being a nonce. They will always be one. Same with a psychopath. Their brain is just not hardwired to care about anyone else. These days, a lot of people see bigotry as a bit like paedophilia or psychopathy. They see it more like a reflection of your fundamental underlying character that cannot really be changed. The other teacher just views the kid as fundamentally evil now. He finds it hard to imagine how anyone could say something like that and not be a worthless psychopath who should be locked in a dungeon forever.
Good afternoon from the mean streets of Bude.
Fitness has gone to shit lads.
>>84225421Yep same game I think, but yours is for the NES, mine for SNES, and unboxed.>>84225588I had it as a child and liked it.
>>84225647And that's pure copium lod x
Any top shaggers in?
>>84225699That's what SNES carts look like in the US
>>84225705CEO of shagging me lad
Chief Ejaculation Officer
know what game they should make? a canal boat game where you just doss around on a canal boat all day, no action, no survival or anything like that, just plod along on your lil canal boat and park it up for the night and get comfy inside
Have you ever stopped being interested in a woman because she was too intelligent/more intelligent than you?
>>84225746>stopped being interested in a womannot.still not over an ex from 2009
>>84225698Shitness.
Chat who else is watching Last One Laughing?
>>84225706>That's what SNES carts look like in the USAh. You have a us console, or are an murrican?
>>84225688What's to do in Bude?
>>84225778I have an American NTSC console. I collect NTSC because the frame rate is better and PAL games have black letterboxing on the tv. Developers at the time did not give a shit about optimising the games back then. Just my personal preference that's all.
>>84225770Might get a month subscription next month to watch it and fallout, but only at my house on my rig. Adverts, and adverts that can't be skipped? Sod that for a game of soldiers.
>>84225796Your console your choice, lad.
>>84225785Not much tbf. Lots of tourists this time of year.
>>84225705shagged 21 women me >>84225731one of the women I shagged lived on a houseboat. she had a cute jet black cat. witchy vibes.
>>84225700Pure copium for you being an American mong who thinks carers sit 2 rows behind their clients for some reason at "the wooty" (flamingo land). Sure.
>>84225798Torrents bruh.
Started giving snarf a comb, looking better already, will try wash off the poo bis on her tail. Got some strong words to have with my mate and his BPD fiance. I bought some joint care meds a month ago, and none have been used, and bought a month's worth of food for her, and there's still half left.Not happy.
>>84225953alri snarf la
>>84225941I'm too thick to find decent torrent sites.
>>84225953lovely coat on ar snarf
>>84225957AIri
>>84225757Jesus Christ lad. 17 fucking years ago. Really need to move on. That is like mental illness level shit. You are both certainly wildly different people now so the person you were in love with literally does not really exist anymore. You are clinging on to an imaginary character.
>>84225999>17 fucking years ago.please dont remind me
Fascinated by Edward Vines. Went to Cambridge uni and met Emily Maitlis there way back in the 90s. He fell in love with her but tried pursuing her but failed. He has been stalking and obsessing over her for the past 30 years. Literally 30 fucking years.Been to prison so many times. Tried to write letters to Emily Maitlis in prison. Clearly a smart guy (went to Cambridge back in the 90s) and the man has just wrecked his life. Just complete sad mental illness. Sort of want to meet him and work out why he cannot see logic.
>>84226018Lad seriously you are focussing on a person that literally does not exist anymore. It is like falling in love with an anime character. It is not real.
>>84226034Love and infatuation does weird things to people. Feel so sad for them both.
>>84226039obviously i know it isnt right and i must be at least a bit mentally fucked in the head because of it but its not like i can do anything else desu
>>84225975I agree, I think it's called tortoise shell (fur colour)
>>84226018How old were you in 2009?
>>84226050had my 20th birthday in 2009
>>84226045Have you had any relationships since 2009?
>>84225731I found this.https://sites.google.com/view/narrowboat-simulator/
>>84226054Pushing 40 now lad. Look in the mirror and see your creases and your receding hairline. You were once a 20 year old youngun whose adult life was just beginning. Now you are a middle aged man. When I was a child I spake as a child. Thought as a child. Reasoned as a child. When I became a man I put away childish things.
>>84225888You on a mega melty again little lad?
o...o..one sshh..shh...shandy bbbbbbass ppp...pll..please
>>84226065Me? Was 17 in 2009 and still get asked for ID whenever I buy booze. 26 year old lass in spoons id'd me a few weeks ago.
Still think some of you lads will be NEETing when you lot are in your 40s? Most of us here are 30s right?
>>8422608346 and NEET.
>>84226083I started out quite successful and regressed. Got good grades went to a good uni. Won an award in 1st year. In my year of 300 private school kids. Me from a shit state school. Did alright. Still felt like shit though. Just became mentally ill and chucked it all. Now NEET in 30s.
>>84226089How? Benefits or rich?
>>84226102Bennies due to an illness of the mind.
>>84226083Just entered my 30s a few weeks ago. Feels very surreal that this is my life now. You could sort of wave it away when you're a teenager or in your early 20s, but now I'm solidly in my mid-life and got absolutely nothing, literally nothing, to show for it. Never even kissed a girl.
>>84226102Actually it's more an immune system issue, that attack parts of muh brain.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/articles/cdj7dgvlj0no>Olympic women's sport limited to biological femalessisters, not like this....
Any lads ever kicked their porn addiction for good? I'll be honest with myself and say that yeah I'm addicted, not as bad as some that's for sure, but can't stop. Sometimes I'll manage to go a few weeks cold turkey, but then I crash hard, relapse into it. Makes me feel like shit ngl. Any suggestions? Feels like it's impossible to overcome unless I give someone else control over my internet usage, but frankly that would be so embarrassing I'd likely off myself.
>>84226183Why don't they just have a trans league? It's the only fair thing to do. Unfortunately trans world sport is already taken, so they'll need another name.
Muh beef shin stew has been slow simmering for 1 hour. 2-3 more hours to go.
>>84226198>Any lads ever kicked their goyslop addition for good? I'll be honest with myself and say that yeah I'm addicted, not as bad as some that's for sure, but can't stop. Sometimes I'll manager to go a few weeks cold turkey, but then I binge hard, relapse into it. Makes me feel like a kafir ngl. Any suggestions? Feels like it's impossible to overcome unless I pay big pharma for injections to control my fast food intake, but frankly that would be so embarrassing I'd likely off myselfSpiritually you are the equivalent of a fat cunt who is considering pumping himself full of mounjaro because he can't stop putting things in his mouth. Sort yourself out for fuck sake.
>>84226215Not beige enough
Think a lot of young lads have no clue how quick your twenties can zip by. Gets worse apparently.
>>84226242Especially when you're addicted to gooning
AlwaysBeGooningsimple as x
>>84226183Feels like the trans thing is the one social issue where the left really are slowly losing. Most people are conformist and lazy so they just say whatever they think is the most normal and socially acceptable thing to say. That means when enough people publicly come out as not on board with the trans stuff eventually it reaches critical mass and like half of society switches. A combination of Elon buying twitter, the Cass Report, UK Supreme Court ruling and Harry Potter HBO just seems to be giving the message that the trans are losing.
gonna start a new game of tropico 4, thinking of having my entire economy revolve around selling tobacco/cigars and arresting all the homeless cunts
>>84226208>Why don't they just have a trans league?Because this is not about sports. This is about trans people getting people to support their belief that they are women. A separate league for trans would mean that society was not treating them as literally women, which is what they want. They want everyone to believe and act like they are literally women.
little lad fuminghehe x
>>84226264The number of self-identifying trans people started dropping immediately after Elon bought twitter, thus proving categorically that the entire thing is nothing more or less than a social contagion.Fucking mental really.Thing is, if it was just a few odd weirdos, a miniscule fraction of the population, who shut up about it, kept to themselves and whatever, most people wouldn't give a shit one way or the other. It's that fact that it has been shoved so hard in so many peoples' faces that it became the topic of international debate for like a solid decade that made people actually start to give a shit and pick sides and start to in some cases even dedicate their LIVES to the fucking thing, be it pro- or anti-.That's a big problem with the progressive left - they can't let a thing be, they have to parade it around and rub it in your face and make you publicly agree with it as a statement of conformity.
https://youtu.be/oTmQS51IJwI?si=FRDKu4hKCNHvINE_
one of them little tiny black fly bastards razzing around my flat again for fucks sake
>>84226241The inside of the potatoes are beige ish, but red on the outside. Not sure if anything else matched the beige description. Beef bone broth, red wine, water, carrot, red onion, red potatoes, bit of garlic granules (actually quite beigey), sea salt, black pepper, mixed herbs, and beef shin.
>>84226277If they claim gender is made up, why do they care so much about it?
>>84226340Because they are agents of anti-civilisation. It benefits them (i.e. destroys in some way some part of civilisation) to force people to try and conform to their anti-reality. They care in the sense that it's a tool they use to achieve their goals.
>>84226348Ah so similar to the suffragette movement that was conceived of to ruin women and society.
>>84226289pretty much agree with this. i don't think it's even 'progressive' the same way as historical issues with class, sex, race, etc. shit goes beyond equality and gets outright weird.ditto for 'left', the Communist Party got absolutely pilloried for saying 'we are lefties, we just want communism, of course we don't support gender ideology'.feels like a lot of wasted passion and missed opportunities tbqh. elephant in the room is healthcare is shit across the board. imagine if there was a nationwide ink/paper shortage causing chaos, and a few people screeched 'why are the bigots stopping us from filling out our GAY MARRIAGE FORMS?!?!'
playing chess against myself aswell btw
>>84226305that lady is not having a kawaii morning.
miss the lids who made Flash cartoons.i understand that animation is this complex time-consuming process, but then why could they all do it on Newgrounds when they were 15? by themselves, for free.
>>84226459>tfw will never play dinky bomber again
b...b..but y...you..you've s...saved g...g...gifs of h...h...himt...t...that mmmmeans y...you...you ...a..a..aare ggggay
The next gaming purchase will be super bomberman OG for the SNES, no cap.
First jar garn down the hatch in 5, called in sick for tomorrow, fuck it
>>84226508Mate why have you purchased the same game twice?
>>842265171 day will seem fishy, and bossbergs are onto the 2 day thing now. You'll have to take 2 weeks off, cut off your little finger and say you had some issues with the local yakuza. Your boss will think you're a proper leg end, and the birds will think yer a bad boy.
>>84226525I haven't, I took a screenshot of the same game, but one of them was unboxed.
is it even possible to fake your own death these days? not seriously considering doing it but just having random thoughts of all the shit id have to do and how id have to live for the rest of my life to have people believing im still dead
>>84226517get down a&e and tell them menthol elves are talking to you telling you to do bad things, thank me later lid x
>>84226563I'm the lad that said about chopping his finger off. You calling me a methol elf or summat pal?
Yeah I can do magic, n wot blud
Chicken wendies and chippy wippies for din dins x
blue balling me self corr love mbb me
>>84226613Ooh light that Yankee candle de lid and let the smell of dark cherries fill the room de lid.
I think I have tonsillitis or strep throat coming along.
>>84226667Nah, going to let the smell of tea fill the room instead.
>>84226683>Beef stewLooks lush mate. Love dipping bread into the gravy after me.
Very nice tea ingested, now time to get high and have mini eggs cheesecake.Also, need to remember to take a ring up with me next time I go to the farmshop and propose to the lass that does all the baking.
>Long term NEET friend keeps sending me parts they are buying when upgrading their computer>From AM4 to AM5>Total is like 800 pounds>Mostly on finance, but stillHow do you NEETs do it? I'll be on AM4 for the forseeable future, beyond rent, council tax, national insurance, car insurance making such a large purchase just doesn't make sense. Are benefit payments at an all time high under labour?
>>84226719I just drank it out of the bowl. No bread to dip, didn't even think of it.Don't tell mi mum, but, best stew ever.
>>84226743Love a good beef stew that's been brewing in a slow cooker for hours. The fat in the beef makes the gravy taste a million times better, big thick cut potatoes as well. It's lush. Also tell your mother I you enjoyed it. It's nice to complement others.
>>84226729Sod it, cheesecake before spliff.
>>84226613i remember seeing this pic on the internet, then testing it with some pals in the DT workshops at school.kids nowadays just watch a TikTok, then move on after 8 seconds.
I'm fat af
>>84226613>>84226683>>84226765you are living the dream, friend.
Din dins status: Necked x
>>84226821Are you back, chairman? x
rocking a 6.8 inch BWC
>>84226771What is it? Just the ruler leant on the hammer and the paper clip thing round the hammer and ruler, causing an optical illusion?
feel like a goddamn genius for piecing this together. i'm sure all the experts know a better strategy, but it's my game and i will farm for King's Rocks how i choose x
a speedrun strat is to forego those 20 mins of farming and instead talk to this NPC. one screen north of where i was, he just GIVES you a King's Rock.didn't know that though, did i?
>>84226845Not sure about the rom hack you're playing but in the original game finding a kings rock on a slowpoke is a 2% chance Also caught a shiny machoke before at full odds while training my gen 1 pokemon to 100. That's 1/8200 I believe
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/>The number of people living in relative poverty in the UK rose by half a million in the year up to March 2025, new government figures have shown.>There are now 13.4 million living in relative poverty, including four million children. The number of pensioners living in relative poverty increased from 1.49 million to 1.69 million.Grim
>>84226868Not a bad item to hold as well as it has a 1/10 chance to make your opponent flinch when you're attacking it.
>>84226765Grim, abduls handled that bare handed after shitting lad
>>84226843pretty much. it all stays in place because of force/counterweight sorcery, the hammer head drops so the handle is pushing back up against the ruler. get the distance along the ruler right, and you have the whole thing 'floating' on the very edge of a table.
shittynappylad the uk paedo
I'd give my left bollocks for even a whiff of some fanny
>>84226891yeah no idea what the actual rate is tbqh, just saw a Stantler had this ability and it could learn Thief (TMs aren't used up in Polished Crystal) so why not.i'm sure by now there's all sorts of obscure stuff in Pokemon, and i'll bet plenty of it was backported to this hack. but it feels more like a Final Fantasy thing tbqh. lots of items and abilities you could ONLY steal from monsters.i refuse to believe anyone ever figured out all that Chocobo breeding stuff to get Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy VII, but i remember sussing that you could Morph some monsters into Power/Magic/Guard/etc Source. took a lot of grinding but then you had renewable sources for permanent stat upgrades. just gotta fight those underwater biotech monsters hundreds of times.
>>84227009I have never seen a real minge closest to seeing one is on my monitor lad
is the queue hairstyle just cope for qing dynasty lads?
Blazed out of my mind right nowAnyone got any good vids to watch?
a film with sex scenes that have the actors actually have sex
>>84225371>>84225421CakeHammerEarthAppleTap
>>84227079wouldn't that be porn lad
>>84225953what happened to the white one with the mouth injury, any news from your sister?
>>84226730Benefits are way more than you probably think they are if you know what you're doing
Superman could cut your dick off with his arsehole if you bummed him. I won't be bumming him anytime soon
>>84226906>he thinks it's takeaway slopPoor anon, must be bad to never had seen quality handmade produce.
>>84226898The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Nothing ever changes.
>>84227161Handmade doesn't mean take out of a sainsburys box my friend
the ICE mancoming to a town near you soon
>random pain in knuckle of middle finger has been getting worse all dayhonestly lads its that bad its getting on my tits now, wtf has happened?
Got shingles me. Had many 12 or so spots. But my muscles are really sore, or at least they feel it. Cant even bend down without insane pain
JCBhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4
listen cunts...if you had a bus company, or a lorry company or some kind of transport company, what would you call it?
elections and erections
>>84227273you been to the doctors? i had shingles during covid, had a phone appointment and had to email pics to the doctor. gave me a prescription for it
>>84227322>you been to the doctors?No mate. Just thought I'd get on with it. Seems like itll go away by itself.
SSM is fucking dead isn't he x
Hormone injections are making me a bit loopy, ngl, reckless.
>>84227359what hormones, lass?
>>84227337check the tramp obituaries in the big issue lad
>>84227372Testosterone, 3 monthly but i had my last 3 monthly 6 weeks ago (planned with consultant), so im rising on a second peak currently, next one is in June. I do feel physically better but my thoughts are not calm at all and i think i've dropped about 20 IQ points.Sorry i've no tits to show you lad.
>>84227372Also im fucking hungry all the time and sleepy.
Me? Full breasts. Not a woman just fat.
>>84227411>Me? Full breasts. Not a woman just fat.same, lid*raises bottle of full fat coke*
>>84226916Ah, I thought it was just laying on something white, didn't realise it was on the edge of a table.That's breddy cool.
>>84227118No nothing, my mate said it's been back, but not often.
17 stone me
>>84227208Anybody can buy those boxes. Where do you think takeaways buy the boxes.You're being silly because you're jelly of muh cheesecake.
Squeezing Blad's man boobs
>>84227442>Anybody can buy those boxesYeah, I know Abdul can buy them.
It's a bit cold tonight I've got the electric blanket on and a hot water bottle on the go
>>84227451Not today de lid, not feeling well.
>>84227492Have you got a nice pair of tits lad?
750 quid per calendar month to live in your childhood boxroomwhoahoahahahaha
>>84227492What's up lad, everything ok?
>>84227577Told Mam I wanted fish fingers for tea but she cooked chicken dinosaurs instead the daft cow.
>>84227563Kek you've done him there lad
>>84227577>>84227598 < Not me, did laugh at this post though. Brother had a cold a few days ago and now he's give it me, my immune system is fucked so it will take me longer to get over it. Also I've also got a sore throat as well from it feels like I'm swallowing glass when I swallow. Doped up on a million pills trying to kill the bastard bug.
>>84227598She didn't even try to squash them together and form it into a turkey finger?
Imagine a hairy vagina all up in your face
finally got around to watching midnight cowboyi cried lads
Imagine a hairy scrotum all up in your face
Snackington o'clock, oh aye
>>84227687Get tucked up in bed and smash a few lemsips.
Phwaoor gotten up meX
clocks change this weekend lads which is bad news for the apus who have just finished changing the time on britfeels large collection of grandfather clocks for the last change
Need a mate A update asap
Need mate B update asap
only gone and bought a house
>>84228085Is this oblivion (2006) de lid?
Wales and Ireland both out on pens because they let blacks take pens. I say this every fucking time, they don't have the mental ability to place penalties under pressure. Just let 5 white lads take pens and you win. Our British Isles are doomed.
>>84228136>Wales and Ireland both outAnd that is 4x lush x
>>84228100no lad its my luxorious waterfront property near the feelshire marina
>>84228136lol always reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkC-VDC097U
>>84228136After watching Jordan Ayew and Patson Daka trying and failing to take pens all season I'm inclined to agree.
>>84228136it all warl warlow's fault
>>84228351Leicester ladwas hoping I'd see youwhat's going on down there? thought they were were bad last season but not this bad
Still a good amount sitting on the backlog, isn't there X
>>84228136the only black lad who took a pen for Ireland scored it
>>84228385Haven't watched them for a few weeks now, life is depressing enough without watching them lazy cunts every week. Club is crippled financially due to the spoiled nepo baby owner who seems to have a child's understanding of how money works and most of the players blatantly don't want to be there. Very likely they'll be in League 1 next season and the club could go bust if that happens.
>Beep beep boop beep plink plonk beep boop.
>>84228507alri offielid, you haxx0ring?
>>84228514Using a bit of software that lets you play around with emulations of modular synthesis. I'll see if I can uplaod an MP4 to WSG.
not going for a night drive tonight, i just cant be arsed
not a big fan of that Sonic CD, it must be said.>>84228039mate A is doing well, after a weird turn. we're on about finding somewhere to live again in the summer.>>84228045mate B is a mystery. haven't spoken to her for a while.stay in touch with your mates, /britfeel/.
Spacker pride worldwide innit
Page sixington is it
>>84228996page sevenington now
>>84228996Where has Ruthmong been recently? He usually keeps the threads going overnight. Lad is not fulfilling his duties.
>>84229108good question actually, has he been banned? might have even been grounded
also where the fuck is bumsesh anon? infact dont answer that
>>84229108Might have jumped
Spaffed just now XI fink
>Page eightingtonBuh-bye breadingham X
>>84230478youll do what you wont - save the thread
why u delete mate
On the loo pushing out a fat one
Southern poofs
>>84230938The north is a literal third world shithole
When i have a wank I never ever fire a blank
279 days until mister footlad's official return :D
>>842310241 day until HHL's official return
1 week and 1 day till holiday time.
only 15 posts to read since going to sleep at midnight. grim.
Feels like I've been reverse bummed when I just had that massive poo.
>>84230943Not him but, the country is. Stop this silly divide and conquer tactic. The enemy is in Westminster, never forget that.
>>84231197Thank you for sharing this update with us lad.
>>84231024He came back for 1 or 2 posts last month and left again.
>>84231384>The enemy is in WestminsterStop this silly divide
>>84231431We are not united with the politicians, ya big sausage.
>>84231451Why don't you become a politician yourself? Be the change you want to see.
>>84231463Joke of the thread, IMO.
Life's breddy sweet when I'm starting the day high and watching frasier.
You can have more than one enemy. Westminster is obviously number one since everything flows from them, but the North is definitely up there with them because it is just one big parasite that demands sustenance from the productive South to indefinitely support its base of towns that shouldn't exist and scrape by in squalor, poverty, ugliness, drudgery and so on.
Trying too hard with that one, lad. Less is more when attempting to twoll.
>>84225042how do you lads feel about a united ireland?
>>84231502I say go for it.
Zion don
>>84231496At least Blair was explicit about it, straight up just taking tax money from productive Southerners and giving it to the North as grants and council funds. This government on some level knows that redistributive economics is toxic, even if it ultimately agrees with them, so tries to obfuscate what it's doing with intermediate layers of NGOs and 'leveling up frameworks' and shite.
how do you lads feel about australians?
Be realistic, lads, how long does he have?
>>84231518Funny when they talk about doing the best for the country, when there is such disparity in the country. They only care about the country's reputation on the world stage.
>>84231540Till he moves on to the next cushy job?
Forgot I'm having another adventure today, haircut this time. Need to get a shower, I'm a bit stinky.
I need to replace a headlight module in the wifebergs car. It is an unpleasant and likely challenging job but I must do it today because it is my work from home day and I'll technically be getting paid to do so. I'll do it now and then I'm sure the lads will have some thrilling posts for me to read upon my return, right?
>>84231540This guy ain't going nowhere. He will tough it out till the very end. The local elections are going to be very bad for labour we all know this but he has one secret weapon up his sleeve. The fact that we will get 3 years to see how reform run their councils and going by their current track record it's an absolute train wreck. Constantly raising council tax, record levels of incompetency, resignations everywhere, acting inappropriately and unprofessionally it's a joke. That and filling the party with fucking boriswave tories that absolutely fucked the country. Their popularity is fading, they've peaked. Look at the polls they are loosing points by each passing week. People are realising that nobody cares about stopping the boats which is reforms main one party policy. The main issue facing Britain now is the cost of living. Reform are nowhere near ready to run for government because they keep hiring no name not rights without any experience. If a general election was held today reform would be fucked beyond belief.
Entire fake towns up and down the country, only sustained by government largesse. Towns with the majority of the population on bennies, cars almost entirely supplied by motability, every cafe staffed by foreign students grifting a visa from the system, schools kept afloat by SEND requirements also propping up the local taxi companies etc. etc. it's all fake because if the government tax money stopped flowing everything would grind to a halt and people would actually have to leave for places where there is real economic demand for goods and services, not artificial demand that constantly has to be topped up. Marlowe and Echetus talk about this in their Anon and I episode.
>>84231566i just had to put more Irn Bru in my fridge because there were only two cold cans of Irn Bru left, so i think in some very real way, you and i are in the same situation.
It's not even the small boats. What to do with illegals is such a universally agreed upon thing that the fact that no government does anything about it is just insulting. Every poll is damning with its uniformity - people want them sent fucking back yesterday.It's LEGAL immigration which is the biggest issue. It's the fact that 20% of the entire population arrived here in living memory. Every issue the country faces is either directly caused by or massively exacerbated by the sheer scale and (poor) quality of legal immigration. It's existential. It's also the most wide open goal imaginable and any party that actually did something about it would be in power for decades. The fact they do nothing just shows how deep the rot goes, they don't even pretend to be democratic or to serve the will of the people.
mental how they made a Pokemon just called Suicide.
>>84231639Crazy how hard pokemon designs fell off after gen 3. There are a handful of good designs in gens 4-7 but once you get to 8-9 it's literally like 2 good designs each. Contrast that with gen 1-3 where nearly all of them are instant classic designs, excellent silhouettes, great design language, unified colour palettes, just all around fantastic.
>>84231651You try coming up with a 1000 guys off the top of your head. Just not possible, can't be done, no wonder they're a bit shit.
>>84231651i gave up around gen 3 but some of them are just polygons and abstract shapes, shit's weird.i barely remember most of the gen 2 ones, but look at picrel. it's not the most elaborate visually and i doubt it's anyone's favourite, but i can tell you what it is and how it moves/attacks. dunno why it became the system they add 100 every time, most of them are clusterfucks. people were UPSET that Sword and Shield didn't give them all? wat.
>>84231594The struggle is a universal pain. Anyway I'm back now, the main issue was I didn't know which wire hooked up to which other wire. The car has black with red stripe, black with yellow stripe and just black, whereas the replacement module came with red, yellow and blue. Now you'd think that I could just assume that the red and yellow were alike and that would leave black to go with blue. And of course you'd be entirely correct. I hooked it all up with crocodile clips and the light came on. That meant I could use my little wire connector module lads to put in a more permanent connection, tape it all up and stick it in place. Which is what I did. Whole thing took about 15 minutes and cost a tenner. Reckon a garage would have charged me at least a hundred quid for that. Not really sure what to do with myself now. I think I will continue reading east of eden by John Steinbeck (it's about an evil manipulative cheating woman, lovely prose).
>>84231674Oh 100% true, nobody could do that, but that doesn't mean that they didn't try and now we've got a solid 750 dogshit designs clogging up the roster.>>84231678Yeah most of the new ones released now are so blobby, the blobbification of design, no coherent design rationale, you can't tell what they are, what they do, they don't feel like they fit into the pokemon world. Silhouettes are all just vaguely animaloid and rounded. You're right with your example, designs don't have to be like personally by everyone for them to be good designs. But of course everyone's favourite pokemon all come from gens 1-3.
quite like the sad ghost that wants to be Pikachu, and the hamster that switches from nourished mode to hangry mode.really, they should bring back Animorphs. get kids into reading/Western media again. felt like i was learning about American culture reading those books, the same way Americans view Harry Potter.
>>84231709>quite like the sad ghost that wants to be Pikachu, and the hamster that switches from nourished mode to hangry mode.These designs are very un-pokemon though. They don't feel like a natural, organic outgrowth of the world around them, they feel very 'placed' and 'intentional', with a very specific gimmick that is too niche to be natural.
Pure aura this morninghttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84231700>Yeah most of the new ones released now are so blobby, the blobbification of design, no coherent design rationale, you can't tell what they are, what they do, they don't feel like they fit into the pokemon world. Silhouettes are all just vaguely animaloid and rounded. feels like some Web 2.0 toy. "by using fractal blobs, we can procedurally generate an infinite variety of monsters every time the user refreshes their browser."for me though it's the writing. you have a perfect premise, why can't you have characters with different personalities and motivations? it's always Team _____ and some guy who wants to summon Legendrago, this week's most powerful Pokemon?imagine if Final Fantasy games didn't have different stories, even in the 16-bit days.
Nick Shirley is the kind of young man we need more of in Britain.He's ToughHe's RelentlessHe confronts respectfullyHe's Fearless He's BraveHe Loves AmericaHe's a Man of faithHe's Humble yet driven.
Havent seen Ruthlad in a while, sad! Hope hes ok
>>84231765I don't disagree as such, but it's always jarring to see these sorts of comments obviously put together by an indian. Why? What do they get out of larping as western?Also, it's really fucking blackpilling how someone like nick can go around and expose to tens of millions of people the obvious, rampant and massive fraud going on (in one industry in one state, clearly the true scale of fraud is mind-blowing, some people estimate 25% of the entire GDP is fraudulent) and then... literally nothing happens and it just keeps chugging along. Nobody seems bothered in any real sense by it and nobody is doing anything meaningful to address the fraud. If you even try to point it out over here you mostly get looked at like you're a nutjob. The idea that there could be mass fraud going on is seen as a genuine conspiracy theory.
>news keeps shouting about the price of oil being lower>check markets>price of oil is higher and climbingWhy do they lie like this? is it to delay the inevitable?
>>84231811A 'free press' that lies about what time the sun rose this morning.
>>84231787He's Iranian not Indian with net worth 200 million dollars>literally nothing happens and it just keeps chugging along. Nobody seems bothered in any real sense by it and nobody is doing anything meaningful to address the fraud. If you even try to point it out over here you mostly get looked at like you're a nutjob.The reason this happens and the the real black pill, is that we, as the selectorate ie the voters, we have near zero influence over policy once leaders are elected, whether at the local or national level. There's nothing we can do once their in power. If you start a new job, you have 3-6 month probation period, and if you are shit I can fire you, this doesn't happen in politics though
quite like that Knights of the Old Republic, it must be said.>just more copy-pasted Star Wars shit>uses a horrible D&D 3E combat system>but then solid characters + dialogueit's rare i'd even care about writing/story in a game, but seeing Revenge of the Sith after playing this was really odd. how can a computer game have better storytelling than a film? felt very backwards, that.
Tartar build up behind my bottom from two teeth driving me fucking insane, but I can't afford to just drop 60 quid to get it cleaned.
>>84231854Just looked up dentist fees for my local dentists and things like crowns are literally a thousand pounds per tooth. Seriously, who actually can afford that stuff? Not like I live in some affluent part of London.For me it's 58 quid per 20 mins for a clean/scaling. That's fucking wild. Imagine being able to charge 174 quid an hour for your work.
>>84231877That's not that bad.I paid plumber to 80 quid for a 10 minute job and the part was only 8 quid few months ago. And that was a lower quote too from what the rest wanted
>>84231854Get yourself an ultrasonic teeth cleaner de lid.
an ultrasonic teeth cleaner might get me a gf.shall be giving it a miss to be safe x
Saw a post talking about how the latest iphone update is forcing people to upload their ID to use the internet (it could be bollocks) At frist this sounds bad but the more i think about it it could stop the endless fucking doom scrolling and everyone being so checked out of life all the time Noting boils my piss more rapidly that trying to speak to some cunt who is completely immersed in their phone and you try to relay some important info and you just fucking know they didn't hear a word of it
>>84231928its too late for him to use that now. he needs a drill to remove it.
i am a dull dreary dullard
>>84227435Thanks for the update. Hopefully some facebook catmums are on the case.
the only game i play is half-life i am trapped in the late 90s
>>84231936Call them "Phone wankers!"
>>84231936i reckon the people who are willing to hand over their ID are going to be elderly people (business as usual there) and younger people who just don't register how that's a bad thing.so any fringe benefits won't be experienced by us 25-50 year olds. meanwhile everyone around us will keep their doomscrolling and accept crazy NEW shit, until something crosses the line by THEIR standards.
294 posts in a 25 hour thread is it king?
>>84231968no id = no internet it seems ladThe zoomies and whatnot will have a fucking meltdown with no internet, they will gladly hand over their iD imo
>>84231971thread only goes fast when there is an argument or sean is drunk posting
>>84231954have you played the expansions?also check out the mods called BrainBread (zombies) and The Specialists (Matrix)
Looking at that ultrasonic teeth cleaner and seeing something that is called dental calculus )never knew it existed until now) and it made me almost gag googling it. Fucking hell how do you let your teeth get that bad? It must take decades for that shit to build up in your mouth and the smell! My God I bet it smells like a sewer.
>>84231968Lol no. Most normies will have no issue uploading ID age is irrelevant. 4chan is not representative of the population.
>>84231971its like just 5 guys here nowadays
>>84231954Same. I've only been playing pokemon games from 1998-2001 for the past 5 months. Just ordered pokmeon puzzle league for the N64 not played that one.
>>84231976ive played all the sequels but no mods. i started black mesa but its just not the same
>>84231985do you have a N64? i used to but my parents sold it
>>84231971Don't care. On /brit/ it's far too fast to keep up with anything and it's just spam. Here it feels more personal as you know everybody. I like it here better, thanks.
>>84231991Yes. Been collecting for it now for almost 2 years.
>>84231936>Saw a post talking about how the latest iphone update is forcing people to upload their ID to use the internet (it could be bollocks)Nope, definitely your face, got to show your face.
Pondering the primeval atom. It's consequences have caused unknown suffering. Perhaps I shall undo it.
>>84231973pure madness. it was already crazy websites asked for your phone number (not just your email address, your actual phone number).reminds me of when Google insisted everyone use their real names and users went 'no' so they reverted it. now people are giving over their actual IDs, voluntarily? the legal interference should be governments stopping/fining Apples Google, etc. users should have a basic right to privacy, it's the companies who are taking these actions.
bought halls of torment, dave the diver, hades and cult of the lamb. gonna buy vampire crawlers next month
>>84232001>Perhaps I shall undo it.
Back from t'hairdressersQuivering quims notice meFeelan good right now.
>hello knife shop. i'd like one knife, please.>okay mate, mind if i grab a quick photograph and scan your ID into our machine? we're taking a proactive stance against stabbers.
back when i was a lad, you could get ketamine from shops.now we have no choice but to buy the evil hard drug from evil hard gangs.liberalism is for middle-class writers from the 1920s, but they were right about some things.
>>84232037back in WW1 we had state owned pubs, the idea is they wouldnt be profit motivated so could sell less beer making the ammunition workers less drunk and more affective, i think we could do the same with drugs, state owned distribution to subvert the drug pushers and reduce overdoses. it will never happen but i think it would work
>>84232037You are the worst poster here these days
>>84232037I remember going to paki corner shops in the early 2000s and they used to sell poppers, laser pens, BB guns and porno mags. Now it's all shisha bongs , vapes and crap palm oil chocolate. World gone mad.
>>84232059and "not for human consumption" spice
Do you need ID to become a travelling knife salesman?
>>84232075gypsies are above the law
>>84232056i know people will see this as some Brave New World thing, but it's not a terrible idea. view it from the lens of 'there is <thing people want>, how do we min-max that for the good of the people?'you can outright ban it in the name of reducing harm, but we all understand they'll just get it anyway. Prohibition in the US basically proved that.take away people's internet, you'll get dodgy lads selling Tor Browser on floppy disks for 200 quid a pop.>>84232057along these same lines, what would you prefer? post the stuff you want, or give me some constructive 'feedback' (for daft posts in the online feels thread, bit weird but i'm open to it). won't just be leaving, but i don't want to attack lads or rile them up either.
>>84232081Ah, bugger, I'm not a gypsy.
>>84232084you can become one just get a caravan and move around the country doing as you please
>>84232057Counterpoint, no u
Garn physiotherapy in 10, hope he just massages me and i don't have to do any exercises
would rather have ketlad posting silly cat pictures than HHLs drunken hours long racist rants any day of the week, it's been heaven around here with him gone
>>84232110HHL is a fascinating highly complex character, ketmong is boring af
>>84232105Ask the physiotherapist for a happy ending de lid.
>>84232094It would have to be one of those fancy shed onna wheels things though methinks.
Going through the wars at the moment de lids. Please pray for me.
>>84232158F lid but you just reminded me how much i used to love them nose snorting things, once you get used to the initial brain freeze they give you theyre good to use weather youre ill ot not
>>84232158Me?I just lie in bed and die quietly until i get better No need for all these cold and flu tablets tbqfh
>>84232158Get yerself some night nurse, blad lad.
>>84232110nah i like his presence.>>84232114i actually agree. i'm not claiming to be more signal-than-noise, i'd post more interesting/OC stuff but i am a dull, talentless man.something i'd like overall is if people replied to each other more tbqh. lads ITT post some interesting stuff and no1curr. not that posts need (You)s in some upvote sense, it's just weird for any sort of message board. are you not here to discuss things? is this not why you are here?
Hard anal sex with blad
Flipping heck, only gone and eaten some bacon. Bugger.
Wonder how mihai died
>>84232114You know this is a feels thread on r9k for people to post whatever they want? Not a children's television show where the characters dress up to entertain you?
>>84232225whats happening lid? you vegetarian?
>>84232158wishing you all the best friend.>>84232180i've been in this mindset a lot but then it's like the tablets become a 'might as well' bonus. paracetamol can clear up a headache for pennies, some of those hayfever tablets just sort it, etc.don't sit and suffer lad. even if you're waiting for a problem to pass, you can be comfy x>>84232233LSD overdose.
>>84232237Controbutes nothing feels entitled to whinge and complain about others who at least make an effort as if they exist to entertain him for free. No wonder people leave.
>>84232158I get recurrent strep throat lad, I feel your pain. That throat numbing spray is good shit though, works really well.
paedolad paedolad
>>84232268Not just a nonce himself, but defends foreign nonces specifically targeting white british girls on ethnic and religious grounds. Genuinely a fucking disgusting person, not a human being.I think whether you downplay/run cover for the rape gangs is probably the single clearest barometer for whether you're a good person or not. The sheer scale and sinister brutality of it is undeniable, so if you're running cover for it you simply have a deformed soul. No question about it.
>>84232268alri helpernonce the uk mongboy la
>>84232177Yeah it's an olbas one, if you sniff too hard it feels like somebody's putting needles in your brain.>>84232180If it kills it any quicker than I'm all for it, feel like complete shit at the moment>>84232186I have the night time cold and flu tablets, woke up feeling slightly better. I'm also drinking orange juice for the vitamin C boost. >>84232258Oh it's awful de lid. It makes me gag when it hits the back of my throat. Don't like it one bit. Had strep throat about 2 years ago that was way worse. Had a fever from it as well which was like adding fuel to the fire. Antibiotics killed it quickly thankfully.
>>84232245No, doing lent.
>>84232277I wouldn't be surprised if he was trans too, they seem to share his self-destructive nihilist attitude, like a race to the bottom to make everything as shit gay and retarded as possible
>>84232298damn lad you were a week away from the end.was it accidental or did you just fancy some bacon?
Did you lads know that 'nihilism' and 'accelerationism' are now officially counted by the government as extremist positions?I wonder how they'd react to people openly campaigning as accelerationists while telling everyone to vote for the greens? Would be quite amusing to see them try and figure things out.
>>84232349Thought footmong was posting scat for a brief second there.
Anyone got that webbum of the piggy blowing bubbles in the water? I don't eat a lot of meat and that single vid convinced me to not eat pork any more. They're too smart. Maybe the dessert folk are on to something there.
>>84232349Accidental, but fancied a bacon butty and briefly forgot.
>>84232351Do that with all parties.
Brother went to Costco and brought me back a wot wog. It was lush and I mean lush. Can't be beat for 1.50.
>>84232381luv pigs, me.a couple of my friends went vegan about ten years ago because of this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THIODWTqx5Esome actually horrible stuff, but as 'journalism' it's manipulative propaganda. just treat the animals well and slaughter them as painlessly as possible (that's where most of us omnivores are at).mind you, 00:27 makes me lol. pigs are developing Linux in their spare time.
>>84232506>umm jus do [thing that everyone knows should be done but isn't being done because you still want cheap bacon]I knew there was a "but' "just" coming after your fake sympathy. Bro jus stop factory farmjng. Bro jus stop. Like get this jus stop doing bad thing. Okay I've said the thing now I don't have to pretend to care I've done my bit by vocalisi g the middle class platitude. Predictable drivel.>horrible stuff... BUT Lol its almost funny how predictable people are >this real life footage is manipulative propaganda. I'm off to read BBC news
Get this. "They" should improve things. Okay that's me said the thing now don't make me feel bad with manipulative propaganda.
Hate crapitalism me unless its free market torture so me slop is cheaper
cheeky little choon post de lids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OupIVKFB5Y0&list=RDIPKAwJKGSDc&index=34
>>84232592unironically though, what if incredibly rich people just stopped trying to fuck up the world on purpose, and Israel started being nice to their neighbours? What if tech nerds started respecting out right to privacy and stopped trying to addict us to gambling? What if women just stopped doing everything they know they're doing?Why are these not reasonable things to ask for?
>>84232646What if you stopped outsourcing the blame for everything to everyone else as if you're just a passive neutral observer who hadn't contributed to the rot yourself
nowt wrong with feelings if your intent is invoking feelings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wMiMDBHnJ0if this music was originally written for a documentary about how we need to protect Britain's apple orchards, we'd all be out buying apples.
>>84232660Explain what a working class disabled man could have possibly done to contribute to the gargantuan systematic problems we're facing.The worst thing I ever did in my life was behave like a sperg and let my family down.
>>84232681What's your disability de lid?
>>84232681don't listen to the orchardmen.they are planting their seeds inside you (for nefarious purposes).
>>84232673King of midwits >>84232681It would go over your head desu stick to your pity parade poor wittle me performance.
>>84232696pretty much all of them, I think. I'm mental.
>>84232703It's like you're constantly doing an in joke with yourself wanking yourself off over how clever you are. It is creepy and disingenuous.
>i-im working class>i-im disabled (fake autism)>i-im fat >i-im black and trans>i dont have enough privilege >poor wittle meReally is like a horseshoe between the 2010s tumblr SJWs and the lazy babbymen on /b/ritfeel
>>84232705I'm done with the Jordan Peterson psyop. We actually should be asking for better behaviour from people in power. >erm, just pull your own weight, and singlehandedly change the world, bucko...That doesn't work. In fact, they will go out of their way to crush you. They'll force your small business out of the market. They'll infiltrate your charitable organisation and redirect funds toward Zionism. They'll dump illegal material all over your free speech network.
>>84232732The psyop in the first place was splitting 4chan and tumblr into two competing tribes. We're basically all in the same boat, and should have been friends from the start.They intentionally agitated all of the gay, racial and feminist stuff, to drive a wedge between us.You're a mong if you don't see that, at this point.
feel like my life is little more than porn and takeaways
My mum was supposed to come and pick up my kid this afternoon, but instead she'll be picking up tomorrow morning. Scares me how insanely angry I got at the thought of losing another 12 hours of freedom. I hate being a parent. I hate what it's turned me into.
>>84232737Your mum asking you to tidy your room once in a while isnt a zionist Jordan Peterson psyop you precious little victim. Give your head a wobble ffs.
job offer upgraded to a better job waheeeeey de lids
https://www.thetimes.com/travel/destinations/europe-travel/apple-a-day-health-mantra-is-at-odds-with-eu-core-values-626zkrqcfr0look into British Apples and Pears. they're a trade body. orchardists are are on six figures. they WANT to lie to sell you something, as much as they can get away with.that's fair enough, but that's different to something being self evident.>these bricks are sturdy so i'll use themvs>you have to buy more brickspoint is, you're linking the actual claim and extrapolating it to a wider cause or position. and in turn you're not being transparent with the people who now support you, because if you were honest with them, you'd lose them all.sorry lads, just came up. anyone else doing Lent? how's that going?
>>84232774Congrats lad, what sort of pay bump are you getting?
Just another slag asking for it was she, Sean?>Afghan asylum seeker jailed for raping girl, 12https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g4x2zyer2o
>>84232771Me cleaning my room isn't going to stop Israel infiltrating the US government, and launching missiles at Iran, which cascades into a global oil shortage.
>>84232744this. just de-internet it, which is a useful tool in situations like these.no tribalism, it's just 'John is disabled and get benefits'. you'd probably even support John.it's when you take normal people and put them into these internet tribes, they start seething.
>>84232777Why post about emotive topics if the only option is you're right about everything?
>>84232794This doesn't work because anyone playing asymmetrically will win. You can't concede the politicisation of something when your opponent hasn't, that's called surrendering and giving them what they want.
Allan Snack
>>84232803This isn't a conversation for your input lad. It's a diatribe monologue to demonstrate why he should he president of the universe. Know your place.
>what are you doing to help?>not a lot, i'll admit.>then why don't you do more?>like what? here are some examples and the flaw in them.that's a very fair point and where it should have ended. this trolling is like a child answering questions where they never actually want the right answer.
>>84232803the point is that tumblr posters aren't my "opponent" on the world stage though.I mean, I talk to people who use or used tumblr in the past, and they're cool. They maybe have some opinions I don't agree with, but I keep shit to myself and keep the peace.Most of it's a LARP anyway. You spend a day mouthing off about ICE or something, because the news cycle got you whipped up, and then you're back to normal.
>>84232815Literally what can I do to "help", when the topic in question is nation states firing missiles at each other?Literally the best thing I can do is loudly complain, and I hope I whip up some kind of spirit of discontent among the masses, and that's exactly what you're saying I shouldn't do.>have you tried sweeping the floor (^;
>>84232815Here's where it should have began and ended >horrible stuff. But if I'm being honest I don't really have the willpower not to participate in it. It's hard to reconcile but I'm only human.Totally fine.Or even>horrible stuff. But in all honesty I don't give a shit it tasty.Shit, but transparent. What you really want is to say the real life documentary footage is manipulative propaganda. That's it. So adding the banal middle class "they should jus be nicer or something dude" after is just annoying. You said something stupid end of story. I genuinely wonder if you've ever admitted to being wrong about anything in your life and I know for a fact you will have had people say that before.
gonna take a break while the seethers and trolls are doing...whatever this is.gonna cook up a 'za, oo aye. see you guys in an hour or so!
I'd do something, but spent the last 15 min starting to get poo off a cat's tail, and off out for tea now at muh mum's.
>>84232783Just be a scruffy smelly cunt then because of news stories from across the world which have no effect on your life. You've made up your mind to be a tramp so just be a tramp without the pity parry excuses.
>uh oh. Almost self reflected how I might not be 100% correct about everything all the time. Better dip before that becomes contagious
>>84232850I'm having a 'za as well tonight de lid. I'll post mine when I'm having it if that's alright with you.
>>84232848Literally why can't Israel be nice to their neighbours?We all know it's because they're racial supremacist nutjobs who think they have a right to expand their territory. They need to grow up and stop behaving like Iron Age dick heads.Someone has to start saying it. I'm sorry.
It Iran fault I don't wash
>>84232858I shower every day. I dunno what you want from me.
>>84232876Iran Iran soooo far away (from the wash basin)
Drinking a pint of Bishop's Finger. Reminds me of SSM. Miss him so much de lads. It not right what the twolls did.
>>84232850>>84232872I know it will get better but that pizza looks wank. The base is too thick and the sauce doesn't go to the egde. When I used to make pizzas at work rolling and stretching the dough was always the most annoying part. I'm suprised it can use the peel (the spatula like tool) correctly. That's a nightmare to teach people.Mummy's let me grow some vines of San Marzano tomatoes this year on her alltoment so I can make some really good homemade ones.
PIP mongs living the life of Riley having luxury holidays to Mexico https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4vmw27x13o
Want to hear the world's first joke? I'll play both parts.Knock knockWho's there?Doors haven't been invented yet, dickhead.
>>84232876If I wash my arse five more times, will Israel stop firing missiles at people?
>>84232506Thanks lad, love them piggums
>>84232922Wash your arse in the sink me lad
>>84232922If you had never heard of Israel or Iran or had any clue what's going on in the middle east you still wouldn't wash. You would find another excuse.
>>84232956I shower every day. I don't understand your fixation on me not washing is.
Um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo
Why does this stupid goofy ahh Tomas the tank engine game have such a hard hitting sub title? It sounds like something from lord of the rings, like Tomas is going on a great journey to find the legendary amulet that will anoint him as king.
>>84232966apparently the island of Sodor is where Thomas lives. I don't remember that all from the TV series.I suspect American interference, desu.
I think I've done all my tasks for the day. Fixed the wifebergs headlight, done the washing, hoovered the house, done dogberg training, showered shaved and shitted. Been a busy day, guess I ought to take a look at the work ticket queue and do something easy so I can point at it to show I've been a good wagey.
>>84232989Send manager a picture of your bollocks
>>84232992He's on holiday this week, I'll do it first thing Monday
>Americans changed the Fat Controller to "sir Topman Hat", because they didn't consider him particularly fatTrue story.
>>84225042I WANT ICE CREAM I WANT ICE CREAM I WANT ICE CREAM I WANT ICE CREAM
>>84233009Yeah bollocks that. He will always be known as the fat controller, he certainly was when I was a kid.
>>84233026Bit like robotnik innit. I ain't calling him eggman for no cunt.
>>84233034Haha. Same. I refuse to call him egg man, he will always be known as robotnik to me.
>>84233026When my parents divorced in primary school at home mum called dad fat, fat arsehole, fat controller loads of different names. I (innocently not grassing) told him then every weekend when we met in town he would ask me what's she calling me this week? "She says you're the fat controller, you're a pig, horrible fat bastard" "oh right"
Just had burritos, 20% fat mince, very tasty, couple of bits of chocolate after, meal kit was 1.45, now some nicoine then a nap in an hour.
sparking out mongboys on the absolute DAILY and it lush x
These are good lads. Would definitely recommend 10/10
>Sideways photoGo and fuck yourself. Cannot stand it when that happens.
>>84233160I always find the beef flavoured crisps all taste the same and kind of cheap and not really tasting like beef at all. Not tried them though so I'm willing to give them a go on your recommendation.
best crisps ever were the limited edition McCoys Coleman's mustard and honey roast ham flavour.
hello, my lovely brits of /r9k/it is I, a brown man, but i am no ordinary brown man, i am the one responsible of filling your countries with brown people. I hope you let me stay here for some tomfoolery and AMA
Any plans for the weekend lads? Not really got anything on myself, since the weather is likely to be shit I MIGHT finally get round to doing some more hole filling and sanding on my landing. It's a job that I started years ago and make a little bit of progress here and there and then get bored and give up. We will have to wait and see. Fish and chips tonight and a bottle of wine. What a treat.
Dr. Oetker Ristorante, Pepperoni-Salamedecent 'za. just wish i had some jalapenos.
>>84233230The Germans are famous for their pizzas. Everyone says "you're going to Germany? You must try their pizza. Dr Oetker is a culinary genius when it comes to disc shaped food. It's because of the O, it fixated him on round foods from a young age, long before he got his doctorate in "der wissenschaft auf pizza"
>>84233194time and place and i'll spark you out for the betterment of the nation.
300 posts in 28 hours. 100 posts in last two hours. He's back isn't he.
scran
I made a burrito bowl sort of situation for dinner last night and basically overspiced every element of it. I've got some chili oil that is rather punishing and I keep forgetting just how bad it is. I've also been abusing opiates a fair bit lately and have been somewhat backed up in the guts, so finally had a laxative over night which has helped loosen everything up. Unfortunately every shit I do is an absolute ring stinger, and I've done about 5 so far today. Well, first was alright as that was just solid compacted from days past but once we got that out of the way it's been an exercise in unpleasantness. I probably shouldn't have also done phenibut and cocaine today as these are both known to get things moving and I think my bowels are working overtime to get it all out. Will i ever learn?
>>84233302BOSH
>>84233299Nah, that is called the weekend starting. You will find that most weeks, if you are a regular here.
>>84233270tickled me, this.>>84232499>>84233302corrr i envy you both.burrito anon, you too, but sometimes you just want the simplicity of a hot dog.
>>84233283this is where you are wrong i am barely travel to your nation , all my operations are done from the outside. i just throw money at the officials and they let my people infiltrate your country to make your place a brown nation>>84233299who?
What is it that you want in life? Sometimes I want to be a quiet wandering tourist in the world. Just read history and politics and watch the geopolitical events unfold as a spectator. A tourist in the human race, uninvolved with everyone.I remember being in primary school as a little kid and being uninterested in playing with anyone. I just wanted to wander in my own thoughts and wander in the playground aimlessly. I sometimes observed the other students. Boys playing football. succubi huddled in groups talking. Not wishing to take part myself I just analysed. Sometimes I wish I had some great talent to such a degree that I change the course of human history. Write a world changing philosophical novel. Be a fierce Nietzschean warrior like some pirate or French Foreign Legion member. Ridiculous delusions.Live for pleasure? (Freud) Live for power? (Nietzsche) Live for meaning? (Frankl). What do you do? Life is so short. I am 31 years old. My body is not where I could be. My achievements are not where they could be. What do you live for?
What a character Jimmy Savile was.
>>84233316similar boat friend. my different organ muscles hurt/ache in that same as when you've been lifting weights, i'm not really used to that. but i'm actually not pooping but it's in there so WHY NOT COME OUT?!senna does help me get things shifting. it's just grim when you're backed up. sort of thing that changes your mood, you'd be a terror at the office (and nobody knows why).
>>84233345You are a paedophile in Thailand
I remember the Fattypuffs and Thinnifers.
>>84233302That sausage looks fucking dire
>>84233345I want to be a writer, I used to fool myself into thinking it was purely for self actualisation but really I do want to be read and I want to be successful and I want to live off it. Unfortunately I am a very lazy cunt and although I have what I think is a good idea I rarely do it. I have somewhere around 30,000 words written, maybe a quarter of the story and I haven't touched it in months. I tell myself if I can finish this I'll be happy but I don't think it will actually make a difference. I have a job I don't dislike, I make enough money, I have friends and a good social life, I have a house and a wife and a dog, I have enough, I want more. I am an adult, I don't know what I want to do when I grow up.
>>84233345would love that Hobbit life, me.no interest in adventures. just want to be comfy.
corr he could've met the local political powerhouse that is helperhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-27/nigel-farage-offered-sunderland-stadium-of-light-visit-by-club-director
>>84233230Really grim what passes as """"food"""" these days
What are some important milestones in adolescence one should not miss? My weird aunt bought this book for me as a teenager and I did not get it at all.
>>84233361Yeah I'm out of senna so have been on the dulcolax which is really the nuclear option. It works but it's not a pleasant journey. One time I had a tooth out and had dry socket and was in constant unbearable pain for nearly two weeks. I was eating codeines like nobodies business and the shit I did after that was brutal. Spent r5 minutes on the toilet at work and gave up and drove home (on one arse cheek the entire time) and then fucked up my own toilet. Horrible experience.
>>84233415Shagging. Rebellion. Rule breaking. Mostly shagging. If you never shagged as a teenager before 20 you will always be spiritually an incel and it will hang over you like a grey spectre above your head always.
A spectre is haunting Britfeel. The spectre of inceldom.
>>84233415I was thinking about this the other day. I had a first love when I was 16, lots of sex and doing the whole "nobody understands our love, us against the world" thing. We were together for a few years and then broke up very messily and didn't get along for years, (we're ok now and hang out maybe once or twice a year, she came to my wedding). I think it was important to get that out of the way young, I had a girlfriend in my mid 20s and I was her first love. I got it, but I couldn't give myself to her or care about her in the same way and it was sad watching her want everything to be storybook and magical when I had that layer of cynicism. After the first time you basically use up 75% of your self and you don't get to be so unguarded after that. It was horrible breaking up with her because I knew what she was going through I just didn't feel the same way, I suppose it's always like that though, one person always has the power and the other one suffers.
Marx only wrote that line because A Christmas Carol had recently come out, and ghosts were 'in'.
>>84233344>i am barely travel to your nationmongboy
>>84233415>>84233377>>84233353>>84233345>>84233302>>84233160>>84233022>>84232966All the same sad pathetic rat behind them
I hope the new bread is a good edish this time x
Theology is actually very interesting.
>>84233497i know some phone gives them the IMG_ filenames, but for the actual photographs, wouldn't they be sequential?you're not telling me some lads have THOUSANDS of photos on their phones, are you?
>>84233545Hundreds of thousands, perchance
New threadington please x
>>84233491FUUUUUCK THIS SHI-
jumping the gun:>>84233633>>84233633>>84233633
>>84233639way too early you mong
>>84233664i agree but someone put a request in.
Got to wait until at least 480/485 before new breads can be baked surely, it's ok though lad, we're not exactly heaving with bakers.
Going out in an hour you sad cunts can make as many new threads as you like tbqh
>>84233720Sorry, I don't speak seething faggot, can you speakie da ingleesh?
>>84232771Petersons own room isnt clean.
right, sticking a kino on. Network, for anyone interested. see yous ina bit.
