90s Alton Towers edition
Horrible edish
I never went to a proper theme park. Went on the rollercoaster at Legoland and realised I fucking hated it, took me about 25 years before I went on another one and realised I still fucking hated it. Not for me thanks, I get all my thrills from drugs
>>84233647soz anon, 'Alton Towers edition' was already taken.
It friday de lidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaBLXLn8cOY
>>84233658Same scumbag who thinks the grooming gangs weren't at fault but the women were. Needs teaching a lesson by REAL British patriots.
>>84233654you ever seen that DMT documentary on Netflix?for me, it's when they ask one of the participants (before administering her some DMT) if she likes rollercoasters. it's a good analogy for the experience but her 'not at all, i hate them!' was the correct response. rollercoasters are not womfy.
Pat Riot would be a good name for a musician. maybe a pro-IRA rapper.
>>84233681AIton towers edition
>>84233718I haven't but I ought to watch it. I have tried dmt but not gone full on in, I kind of like it and also it scares me.
>>84233732Prefer Protestant Loyalist heavy metal tbqh. Orange Maiden
>>84233497Only one of those was me de lid. Might it not occur to you that multiple people here might own an iPhone?
>Same file name that must mean it's the same poster! Here's another one for you.
>>84233834Ian as the main guy.
About to get blazed, anyone got any choonz for me?
>>84233939This is always a good shouthttps://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE
>>84233939here's an unc ganja song de ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i62GnQoo0
>>84233939It's basic, and a phonefag, buthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr3wwSnRioA&pp=ygUSaGVyZSBmb3IgeW91IHlhbWFu
This onehttps://youtu.be/7KpeyrmGnGI
>>84233939https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k
https://youtu.be/ZbunCBgKOqE?si=rUNnaYAoQNyhvO-G
Starting the weekend off with severe paranoia and anxiety. Great.
Gotten up me haven't i XOught to do the thing quite soon me
>>84233939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhB6Lb7_kN8
>>84234097Is "the thing" go to sleep?
1 moar beer after this one, then I'm off to bed. No cap frfr.
warming up the oven for pizza and oven chips, was going to have a nap after the 4 burritos earlier but mumberg decided she was visiting.2.30 left in the electric, going to have to use emergency credit again :/ Watching Sometimes they come back - 1991, would move to the sofa but i cant sit on it anymore i get too lonely on my own and i'd only sit on it when i had cat company, i wish a kitty would pop by and mew at the window and come in, have some food and cuddle up for a few hours.
>Zion Don accusing the nu ayatollah of being gay (verbatim quote) nowThis is zion don's biggest fear, the truth about him being a boy diddler coming out and his supposed macho image getting shattered. The jews have all the epstein blackmail material on him and then some
>>84234244I anon am accusing (You) of being gay
Snarf from back in t'day. This was taken three years backLove that little cat.
Might just have farted, meXIndeed yes
>>84234201>i wish a kitty would pop by and mew at the window and come in, have some food and cuddle up for a few hours.i got you covered lid, let me just grab the outfit from my 'special' drawer :3
Low key glad that HHL is finally back tomorrow, last couple of threads have been boring af
>>84234310Really?Has he only been banned for 2 threads?Low key, yer a NONCE.
>>84234300a cats love is more pure than many humans in my experience, but you can try if you like. Pizza is nearly done, better hurry up!
miss my pizza from a few hours ago.it's like my day is divided into 'pre pizza (looking forward)' and 'post pizza (looking back)'
>>84234405Could have saved 1 piece. I know, it wouldn't have filled you, but that's why chips and cheese exist.
Too ill to eat de lids, not in the mood. Sorry to the photo that I promised you lot before.
Had several motorbikes. My favourite was a 2017 gsxr-750. Absolutely mint machine. Fast, lightweight and looked amazing. Proper head turner. I ended up selling it though cause I would do 100mph+ every time I went out on it.
Npcs will be having sex tonight
need a good tv show to watch
Thin veggie za in the oven oh aye
Those Friday night total fucking loser posting hours are back again ;_;
Cocktail of drugs Cocktail drinks Corr
Normal genitalia
o.oo....oonneeee sshhhssshhanddddyy bbbbasssss pppppplll...pppleeassee
>>84234493It's ok, I've eaten 6 packs of salt and vinegar squares crisps. Pretend you've eaten 2 packs of them.Im also just eating a pack of Seabrook cream cheese and chive now.
wank? decent
>>84234546>Those Friday night total fucking loser posting hours are back again ;_;i cant believe how many normies are on britfeel. going on partying on friday.
>>84234536SouthIand
any lads here play xenoblade chronicles?
>>84234614i played the first one, and about an hour of X
>>84234537if you're that lad with the wife, do you have normal cheese or vegan cheese?don't want to shock anyone, just making sure the lads know that cheese comes from an _n_mal.
Sat here like a sad fucker on runescape 3 like every other day for the past 2 years.
>>84234623I'm not him lad I just fancied one and bought it and it's lush
>>84234625real shaggers play osrs
OSRS is for chavs.
Whatever happened to the tranner posters. Right good lads they were. Wholesome.
>>84234632Really cannot be bothered playing clankerscape mate, the XP rates make me want to jump off a cliff.
always wanted to do a pokemon nuzlocke
when are they going to bring on wominic walvert wewin
Me? Off to bed. Nighty night.
Corrrr Alton Towers was womfy back in the dayEnjoying the TV series The ChosenTfw. Big feels.
>>84234779bed at 9pm on a friday is pathetic mate
>>84234779That image should be called "bring it".
Sunderland has the best footy scran don't they x
>>84234801Im drunk and very stoned, I'm cool, I promise.
I've had a munchy box but I've never had a spice bag.
Slow thread tonight
favourite pokemon gen?i'm a genwunner
>>84234867i checked out after 2.1 is just too iconic, y'know?
>>84234867Same. Just can't be beat. >>84234915A lot of people did, I remember around 2002 Pokemon was considered gay and cringe if you still liked pokemon past 2002 you would probably get bullied for it. Kids are awful.
i met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca-cola x
Shall be heading out soon me XFor it shan't be put off any longer, nay
>>84234981At this time? Verily I say unto you stay indoors for thine safety.
>>84234936oh, I got bullied for everything (I was into Mario and Sonic, and the Star Wars prequels). I just burned out on Pokemon. Even playing Gold version I was like "this is kind of just the same game again".
Bored, nothing good to watch and i cant be bothered to fap, bedtime.
>>84234623I'm that lad, generally normal cheese will separate. If doing something big like a lasagna or cottage pie or cauli cheese on a roast will suck it up and eat the veegcheese. It's alright, it's not great, it's fine.
>>84234936Im the same I just think I grew out of it. Was in secondary school by then, couldn't be seen playing gameboy and also had a PS2 and GTA games at that point. Since then only ever go back to gen1 for nostalgia purposes, tried gen2 and didn't really give a shit. Played some gen1 roms and firered and the switch one and it was all fun, gen2 is just a bit too much.
corrr wonder whos got the biggest chopper herei reckon me
>the people who bullied you in high school for liking anime are now into it because its hiphaha lol
Beddington time
>>84235169half the people who called me gay and weird for having long hair are probably women now. Mad innit?
Almost ready to ride out arnt iI am arnt iX
the lads who called ME 'Jesus' are probably Christians by now. Jesus was once just a character to them, now he is their lord and saviour. corrr good on them.
RIP Ruthmong x
>>84235461Choked to death on a kebab in his Istanbul box minaret. It not rite
>>84235169Anime has always been shite, of course normies were bound to get into it eventually
>>84234956well that were bloody brilliant
>>84235585that's not fair 80's, 90's, and some 70's anime is pretty alright.Admittedly, it just kind of looks like a load of wank made by unpassionate sweatshop workers these days.When was the last time we had a new premise in anime? they just seem to crank out the same five stock formulas. >shonen>slice of life>isekei >some kind of romance that borders on fetish material>Western license-slop
I'm butthurt that Japan seemed to stop loving space opera. there was a lot of good anime space opera, back in the day. Back when everyone was trying to recreate the original Star Wars.
>>84235585there are SEVERAL good animes. i'd argue it might even be in the double digits (it's up there with claymation).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnkqp4d38qYHoooooo! Kinooooo!It's like an okay series at best, but kino.
>>84235693late-2000s/early-2010s anime was where i went off it a bit. i learned what to AVOID, but there were these promising series that always petered off into nothing.Eden of the East, starts as this cool conspiracy set-up, even has a fucking Oasis song opening:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pdqeu9LW2cthen the plot just goes nowhere, as if the premise gets dropped. i can't even remember what it was about instead.Fractale, some Irish-inspired noblebright future (with a dark/religious twist) setting. like a Final Fantasy story crossed with Studio Ghibli. looks beautiful, plot nosedives into stupidity.The Tatami Galaxy and (oddly) Madoka Magica were the two that felt like smart, well-written series. not just 'it's about a mecha school...but it's got harem waifus!' or 'it's moeblobs...but they're fighting aliens!'if nothing else, can't they just tell a self-contained story for adults? Cowboy Bebop did well, right?
Normies rubbing their genitals together
>>84235793the last thing I properly watched and loved was Girl's Last Tour, and even that's going on ten years old. I don't know if I'm just over anime as a thing, or if it really is a cultural wasteland these days. I saw the old Harlock and Dirty Pair movies recently and really liked them.
>>84235710>>84235780>everyone was trying to recreate the original Star Wars.original concept DO NOT STEALi like what i've heard about Space Adventure Cobra, but where do i start with it? it's a Lupin the Third situation with all these different series and films.
>>84235846I've seen about half of the original Cobra show, and the old movie. The movie is basically a super truncated, but considerably better animated remake of the show.I dunno about newer entries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r03M1yUjCwQah, so this is it. that feeling they call... kino...
Shall be heading out now, me Do wish me luck laddingshires, for my journey shall be arduous - Filled with numerous hazards and trials, even, possiblyI shall return again victorious thoughevermoreX
Cadbury's isnt good anymore the Americans ruin eveything
>>84236291Kraft's CEO at the time was a Jew and Peter Mandelson was involved in the deal too.
>>84236297>Kraft's CEO at the time was a Jewso?> Peter Mandelson was involved in the deal too.he had his nonce fingers in a lot of pies
Hi guys and am back cookin again
>>84236319>so?Because it often seems to be them involved in shady and subversive shit.
whoahoahoa paedo mongboy
night night ziggeh, see ya int morning pal
Everyone is so fucking thick.
>>842348671 or 2Night time in Silver made me feel at peace
Off to the soft play tomorrowGonna get a cheese toastie, oh yes
>>84236531>Gonna get a cheese toastiejust put me in the mood for a toastie now lid
>>84236543Nothing can stop you lad
>Found an insanely cheap 1st floor flat>We're talking insanely cheap>1995 tier prices>Inspect it>Nothing wrong with it>Weird>Get my mate who's a surveyor in>Besides the boiler needing replaced, nothings wrong>Place is fucking immaculate>Offer immediately for asking price, this place should be 100K easy and I'm getting it for a steal>Buyer accepts the deal>Boomer parents immediately start hounding me on how I should have undercut and offered less and haggled>While we're stuck in the perpetual housing crisis they see every fucking day on the BBC and property disappears within hours of being listed unless it's collapsing in on itselfThanks for coming to my TEDTalk.
I have returnedHaven't i XIndeed yes
>tfw no tattooed gf
Lunchington hath been ingested X
>>84236936Congrats anon, hope it goes well
>>84237277This is the property equivalent of the lottery. I can't even begin to describe how good this flat is.>Proper concrete floor and roof, no concern about noise from other people around me>Massive living room + kitchen combo>Three storage cupboards >Two bedrooms, one massive and one guestThis shit doesn't make sense. Actually don't care if an Amityville Horror happened here, those ghosts are paying rent.
We will never know what happenend to ruthlad, sad. Low key miss him already, he was a good egg
online stalking has repercussions
Need brown fanny in my life
>>84237366nice one de lad. up norf? will be looking to purchase this year methinks
>>84237672Reckon mummy took away his computer and told him to get a job. Either that or he's been arrested for stalking all those women.
>>84237672You have to be joking.
Maybe he wasn't forrin. Bet you didn't think of that.
>>84238029I never fully bought into that although as soon as the allegations started flying I did start to notice his peculiar phrasings and word choice. but I imagine that's from decades of being a shut in and not conversing with anyone IRL
>>84238044>I did start to notice his peculiar phrasings and word choice.That could have been caused by anything. Shutin, tism, are a couple of examples I can think of.
>>84235585anime goes in the same box as superhero stuff, I just cannot be bothered and lose interest mere seconds into it being discussed, would be nice if I were one of those mongs who could get immersed into it entirely. Sort of like tabletop games as well, those look fun but I just cant.
I took this shit last night for my blocked nose and I woke up 6 hours later dazed and confused. I did not know what time it was and I called mum asking where I was. Wtf is in this shit, I've never felt like that before in my life I felt like a dementia patient in a care home.
Cannot be arsed XShall be winding it down for today slowly albeit surely
>>84238155its called waking up normally lad.You've been in panic mode your whole life.Now you breathed normally and slept properly for the first time.Welcome to the real world Neo.
>>84238155Just put some vicks on your chest and have some in a tissue under your pillow.
>>84238171Don't feel any different, still got a sore throat and a mild headache. Wish it could be that easy to change things lad.
>>84238202Cant stand that stuff following me around all day. I have that olbas dildo pen I put up my nose everyone and a while.
>>84238254Look after yourself today lad, you'll get better.
i cant play video games well anymore, i think my brains gone off
Off for another adventure, today will be a trip to the magical realm of sainsbury's world food aisle.It seems to have the best world food aisle in muh town. >>84238285All games, or a certain genre?
>>84238155I don't know what meds you're on for mental health, but some other meds and even roots and herbs can have an effect on them. I learned that valerian root and St John's wort will counter my medications and send me spiralling down into the old anxiety and OCD. route.
>>84238155HHL is a dementia patient in a care home
unlike seethemong, HHL is fun to have around
>learn tune on guitar via tab>everyone else plays it like that>see interview with lead guitarist>um actually everyone plays it wrong and its played like *this*>is slightly more awkward enough to where I now have to re learn itfuck sakes
want a matchlock musket
>>84238441Lovely palm in the background. Proper 80s core that is. I'd fill my house with plants if I had my own place.
Why is it so windy lads, its not usually this windy and seems to be the entire country, yet its sunny. Very uncomfy when it blows on the back of my head, hate the sensations.
>>84238441He is a cute. Women would mother him.
>Let's check in on my old autistic hobby about TVs from 30 years ago..Oh..
>>84238553I'm lucky enough to have kempt my CRTs but that pricing is a bollocks scam.
>>84238441He defends foreign nonces specifically targeting white british girls on ethnic and religious grounds. Genuinely a fucking disgusting person, not a human being.
>>84238477Always thought guitars are overated.
>>84238629I find it to be a fun hobby
>>84238441Sean Allen Marmiteman4??
that name rings a bell de lid.
>strong freezing wind>hail
>>84238658its just slamming my windows shut, I hate this. A ceaseless deluge would be preferable to this tosh. What use is a sunny day when you are whipped by the gale force winds?>post>captcha failed>connection error>you must wait before doing this again stupid fucking website
Choosing Deen over Dunyah
>>84238705washallah brother
>Rubio told G7 the US is no expecting the Strait to reopen 2 traffic as usual by end of war. "After this thing ends...one of the immediate challenges we're going to face is an Iran that may decide that they want to set up a tolling system in the Strait of Hormuz"
United States of israel.
Just got back from me morning walk now having a wuppa. It Saturday x
>>84238725paedophile cunt
>>84238725How come you always get banned at the exact same time as the faggot who constantly talks about you?
>>84238729Because he also plays the part of the twoll, he does it for attention. Expect feel street to go down the shitter now this ADHD gimp is back.
Yeah I got that 4chan pass.No more waptchas for me and it's lush x
Can't wait to get him banned again after this booze fuelled melty tonight, just like the last time.
oh the beast is back
>>84238725All HHL loyalists welcome back our one true chairman x
The helperturd method
Sandra getting tied up and touched and impregnated by Pakistani grooming gangs and that is lush x
Yeah I got that intelligence. I wrote a CAPTCHA solver.No more CAPTCHAs for me, and it cost me nothing and it's lush x
>>84238715All a part of the master plan. The ruling class want to take away everything you own and keep your poor forever and have you dependant on the state/ their companies to survive. Remember that WEF said a decade ago how you won't own anything? Yeah it's all coming true and unfolding right under our eyes. >Welcome to the year 2030. Welcome to my city or should I say, "our city"I don't own anything. I don't own a car. I don't own a house. I don't own any appliances or any clothes.https://medium.com/world-economic-forum/welcome-to-2030-i-own-nothing-have-no-privacy-and-life-has-never-been-better-ee2eed62f710Sound familiar?
Wagie taxes pay for Welper's 4chan pass and it's lush x
>>84238725Too bad you came back it is better without you here
>>84238770>Leslie Jones Oh God during the fappening her nudes got leaked. I remember them being used on /b/ to shock and disgust people.
little lads dad getting butt fucked by the ayatollah in HELL and that is lush x
Having a pass means drunkposting just got 1000% easier. Not drinking much nowadays though. Been cutting it right down these past few weeks haven't I. Sick of getting banned.
>jannies ban helper for a month and then he pays for the privilege to post herewhoahahahahahah
>>84238804You are a paedophile nonce enough said.
>>84238810whoahahahahahhahahahahahafucking pathetic RAT
>>84238804No more drunken threats de lid
>>84238780That article is mostly bollocks.During Roman Empire, most people lived locally and did rarely traveled more than 50 km their whole life and spent much of their lives in a small area and married within their community.An we haven't' owned private property for centuries now. Governments had the power to take your land for hundreds of years already
>>84238810>jannies ban helper for a month and then he pays for the privilege to post here
>jannies ban helper for a month and then he pays for the privilege to post herekekking
>the drunken care home spastic WONT shit up the threads this timeYeah sure lad
i..i..i... ppppaid f...f...for 4..4...4ch...chh...chan pppppasss
You can lose your pass if your ban reason is severe enough. FYI.
>>84238846He'll have to buy another when he gets banned again hahahahahaha
>84238804You still have a chance to save face and delete this admission of defeat little lad
Wonder what they'll be getting up to this weekend.
22 quid to not have to fill out a single captcha for a year is pretty good value for money imo. I'm glad they finally added a payment option for those of us that don't know how to work cryptobux. It too complicated x
mongboys back now ruthmong is backmake it make sensewhat a weird fucker
>Yes! It's almost time for the national intelligence test, in which millions of people will show themselves to be stupid by believing that you can save daylight or make evenings lighter by falsifying your clock. No dear, you just allow yourself to be forced to start work an hour early, for months to come.Peter Hitchens knows the score
>>84238859No need to worry about that. I'm on my best behaviour from now on. I learned me lesson x
Oh I forgot about this stupid clocks going forward thing tonight. It bothers me a lot. Tbh it is just a sign of the times a little bit. It's symbolic of so much.
>I learned me lesson
one less hour of sleep tonightit not rite
>>84238859God forbid anyone gets access to 4chan and gets your bank details. >>84238882Glad to hear it, mate. You're self destructive when you drink.I lost mine for a serious enough reason.
Anally probing kevs back passage while Sean watches
>>84238900>I lost mine for a serious enough reasonWhat was that, posting illegal content like your mate sean does?
>>84238878>>84238886>>84238891Its always the dossers that get so upset over thisWhat fucking difference does it make? lmao
>>84238908Not a dosser me lad. I've got a hidden disability.
Duh, linked my own post instead of this one.No more weed for me until later haha.>>84238872>God forbid anyone gets access to 4chan and gets your bank details.>>84238906No, lovely. Botting.
The state tells us that it has the power to "change the time" and we all just went along with it. Apply this to literally everything that happens at all times every single day. It's sickening to live during this era NGL desu desu. Starting to believe that all politics is utter larp if it does not reject the state as God and return to the actual God corrrr. My old friend was right about everything.>>84238908Unfortunately I do have a job. It upsets me because it is just a total lie. And it bad for sleep, it bad for health. Simple as.
>>84238882You better not go on any meltdowns again it is fucking boring and if you do I hope you get banned again Other than that, hello welcome back from the ban, you needed the time out.
ooo...oo..one shshshshshandy bbbbasss ppp...ppp...pp...pleasewhoahahahahahahahahah
>>84238918I hear you're a pothead now father.You like your inventions lollers lad, you heard of cragside house? National trust site, was the home of a chap called (I've forgotten his name desu). An inventor, apparently had the world's first hydroelectrical powered house.Going to treat the famalam to a day out there, weather depending, when we go to norfumberland.https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/north-east/cragside
Just spaffed over mandy muse
>>84238963Nice.I've just had a poo, it happened naturally.
>>84238963Back on RS3 me, 4 levels away from maxxing. Will get 99 agility today then who knows when i'll be bothered to do the final few dungeoneering levels. What a stupid fucking skill.
current XP rate isn't so bad, considering i'm not actively doing anything at all to further my agility level other than silverhawks
>>84238725What you been up to lately welper
>>84238969RS3 is 120s
>>84238993noncing kids with kev
>>84238999True, however 99s are only needed for the max cape, and not all skills are truly 120s.Nice digits btw lad
>>84238993Mostly just been keeping it womfy. Been playing lots of Fortnite and Destiny 2 with me mate. Had a mad one the other week when Sunderland played Newcastle but other than that it's been lowkey. Ngl being banned during the Iran happenings was pretty shit.
>>84239018>Ngl being banned during the Iran happenings was pretty shit.Don't threaten to kill people then, eh? Sorry but in that case you completely deserved the ban.
>Ngl being banned during the Iran happenings was pretty shit.whoahahahahahahahahahah
>mfw the war is still going on
>>84239006That will be a nice little accomplishment, how long have you had the account? Nice to see they've removed MOST of the MTX in rs3, shame about the radiant stars but I suppose they've got to keep the cash cows in check
>Paying to post on 4chan>Banned for the best parts of the iran war>admits defeat on his first day backwhoa that is fucking massively mega bigly LUSH 4x over x
>>84239052November 2024, so I did take advantage of getting XP a bit easier with DXP and the other events they did.Would I start a new account without those advantages though? Probably not. Though sometimes I really do fancy starting an ironman account until I realise how much PVM i'd have to do to get decent gear. I cba with that.
>>84239018Loved destiny 1 played that game exclusively for about 4 years clocked in around 4000 hours. When destiny 2 came out it started alright but died off very quickly. The game it update was pretty good I quit playing around when the black armoury came outHow is the game now?
>>84239047Will be going on for a lot longer. If the Jews win they'll start building the Third Temple and Greater Israel.
>>84239061He just keeps on losing and that is lush
Kharg Island campaign soon fellow monitors x
>>84239069Aye Destiny 1 was great. Probably in my top 5 PS4 games. The problem with Destiny 2 is that you basically need the DLC packages to advance in the game. If you don't get the DLC then you're pretty much stuck with no way to advance your levels. Game is paywalled to fuck. Also the multiplayer is extremely sweaty now/
>>84239061>admits defeat on his first day back>Paying to post on 4chanPaying to get bullied online is peak new age cuckoldry
Just want SSM and Ruthmong back
>>84239127He is into that stuff, lad
Another wuppa garn down the hatchington x
morning, friends o mine.>>84238918what botting did you do? people say it was you who took down the whole site, classic Trinity vs the IRS D-base style.>>84238658>>84238535it was like this yesterday or the day before. agree it's a waste of sun.>>84238737From Shandy Bass to 4chan Pass: The HelperLad Story
Shandy bass is actually a nice drink.
frankly as an oldfellow who has been here since 2019, i remember WHY they added CAPTCHAs originally even when the boards were full of spam they did nothing about (maybe some boards, not my favourites).when you get the hard CAPTCHAs where it gives you 5, and there are the triangles and grids etc, you'll think twice about going>lulz the CAPTCHA is easy, it only takes two taps on my smartphone!there's very little non-human spam and it's obvious what their intentions are. all while being 'epic' and 'based' wrt Ofcom.
>>84239218they dont sell it anymore
Paedophiles top choice for a bevvy is shandy basswhoahahahahahaha
>>84239218It's proper nice. Newcastle brown makes a nice shandy (got to combine it and lemonade yourself), I like an asahi shandy, and the shandyade that barr does is nice as well.
>>84239222Shandy is just a half a lager topped up with lemonade anyway.
>>84239240Not him but, it's not. You want about 1/4 of a pint of beer, then 3/4 lemonade.
>>84239218>>84239222i miss it so much. used to visit my grandparents as a bairn for Sunday dinner (nana cooked the nicest yorkies and the toughest beef). granddad would get me in the tins of Shandy Bass. when they didn't have any in the shop, he'd top up my lemonade with his beer.>eeee you plonky!the famalam would say.nowadays people are politically correct so they had to take our Shandy Bass away even when it PREVENTED childhood drinking.
oo...oon...one sh...sh...shshsh...shandy bbbbbass pp...pll....plll....pleasewhoahahahahahahahahah
Why won't HHL just lose his virginity to an escort? Surely it's better than to never have sex.
>>84239239>the shandyade that barr does is nicedon't like this one, but i might give it another go. Ben Shaw's shandy is the only one that's somewhat decent IMO, sometimes you find it cheap in Home Bargains (cans > bottles).for me it's picrel. absolutely terrible, age-restricted now (the hell?), big 2 litre bottle so it goes flat after a couple of glasses. but it's sugar-free flavoured fizz-water, and that's all i want in life x
Anyone going to the shop? Wouldn't mind 4 beers, if you know what I mean.
>>84239269Nose beers for the columbian room?
>>84239266Yeah, Roland shandy is never good. I think they still sell bass no1, might be able to buy some and make it at home.
>>84239218Bitter shandies are the best shandies. Balances out the sweetness of the lemonade lovely.
>>84239271Nope, normal beers for the front room please.
>>84239269i hear you loud and clear lad.*gets you faux beers*
>>84239280You bastid you.Asked my mum to get an energy drink with a meal deal, the maniac came back with a CBD infused orange blossom flavoured drink. It was rank, and the opposite of a can full of energy.
>>84239272problem is i actually want non-alcoholic drinks. i could get some beer in to make up shandies, same way people have wine in for cooking, but there's a very real chance i'll just drink the beer.on a related note, why are all the nice non-alcoholic beers switching to cans? in fact, why are ACTUAL beers switching to cans? those ale sections of supermarkets used to be nothing but 500ml bottles, now they're weird-sized cans...? real ale hipcats, is there even such a thing as 'can-conditioned'?
>>84239296If nice non alcoholic beers exist, just make a shandy out of that.
>>84239287>CBD infused orange blossom flavoured drinkone of those Trip ones?i like a couple of them, but i've never felt they 'do' anything (i've tried CBD drops, and what's stopping you from just adding those to pop...?)i'd love more adult soft drinks that aren't loaded with sugar. i'd even go one step further and say we need alcohol alternatives, like energy drinks or how ravers had 'smart drinks' for a while.throw your lion's mane in the bin, bring back laudanum and ether.
what a pathetic RAT
>>84239318Lion's mane is meant to be good, would like to give it a try.
>>84239307not a bad shout tbqh. might even be a good use for the non-nice non-alcoholic beers.
Bring back bob marley's mellow mood, methinks. That was really good.
>>84239340But then it will make non nice shandy, surely.
Reform UK will bring back Shandy Bass.
>>84239357Good thing we're voting restore then initEven as a disliker of helpernonce I can agree with him on the reform question.
>>84239334any lads tried it?>>84238394dunno if you're still about, but similar question:>valerian root and St John's wort did you get anything from these?hate that middle ground where there's some evidence they're effective compared to placebo, but you're one month in and not sure if your mood/sleep has changed at all.
>It's revealed a friends girlfriend does onlyfans>he's mocked relentlessly>say I'd like to support her work and subscribe if he can share the link>says no?????
do you still need ID to vote? do they still accept expired passports?just got a letter through my door asking me to vote for my local Green councillor again. would like to go ahead and do that.
>>84239385Just say you're American and what they're asking is racist.
>Game looks good on Steam but I'm not 100% on it>Have been sent a warning by Steam for too many refunds recentlyWhat's a man to do
>>84239377one of those situations where you find out who your REAL friends are.it stings now, but it's for the best x
>>84239385Yes. You can register on the government website to get a free voter ID. All you need to do is take a picture of your face like a passport photo and submit it and you will receive it in a week or sohttps://www.gov.uk/apply-for-photo-id-voter-authority-certificate
>>84239253I don't really care about having sex anymore tbqh. Can't find any decent women nowadays to have a relationship with and I'm not interested in one night stands. The dating scene is cooked and I'd rather spend my bennies on myself than some bitch who will cheat on me anyway. If that makes me an incel then so be it. If I die a virgin then so be it. I'm with ruthmong on this now.
Harrison Ford is a Jew as well. Had no idea.
>>84239396>I'm not interested in one night standsmassive cope
>>84239366Restore Britain > Reform UK.Simple as x
>>84239392>>Have been sent a warning by Steam for too many refunds recentlylol wut. isn't that just one of those legal rights you have? what are they warning you for?i'm pretty anti-Steam (hate the model, hate the company) but i remember them being chill about stuff like>write this gibberish on the back of your Half-Life case, send us a photo, and we'll refund you for the redundant copy.if it's along those lines, then it's a fair cop tbqh. stop abusing the big corporation's goodwill ;_;
decent women arent interested in lads who live in spacker homes
>>84239406I think I have 5 total refunds in the past 2 months, there was an automated "as a reminder the refund system is not to test games to see if you like them" etc. Everytime I refund I put the issue as a technical one, not that I didn't like it. Maybe it's just an automated thing for the timeframe? I've gotten refunds with 8 hours played before by speaking to an actual person.
>>84239394i followed the 'rollout' of this scheme since it was how i was going to vote, they kept delaying it and delaying it until they decided>you know what, just come in with your old passportfor the next election.voter fraud wasn't even a problem, it's not like you even needed your poll card. could've just said you were a neighbour, nobody raised the pressing issue of neighbour impersonators...? pragmatically, on the day, i want to go in and vote. not having a passport is the OPPOSITE of being a British citizen who loves living in forrin lands.
>>84239403Jupert Lowe wants you off bennies picking litter lad.
>>84239385Greens promote Islamic extremism in Arabic pamphlets to Muslim voters while they sell the woketard clown shit to idiot white people. You useful idiot mong
>>84239413that's extra stupid given the way games have increasingly gone the way of 'release it, we'll fix the issues later down the line.'there's this game Subsurface Circular, essentially a text adventure detective game about robots on the Robot London Underground. recommend it to lads who are into that sort of thing.they published it around the time Steam brought in the <2 hour refund policy, and it's a game you finish in about an hour and a half. but the devs reported that gamers rarely ever request refunds on it, even though they could just give their fiver back. lovely stuff <3
So I guess I'll have to go to the shop myself.
Middle class white people rich enough to think it's still the 90s will be the death of this country
>>84239417I did it and got the certificate its green. You hand that in to the person sorting out the ballots and that is valid ID. Think mine too about a week to 2 to come. Not sure if an expired passport is valid lad.
>>84239454never seen that from him. little Green lid promised to fix the local flytipping and replace the broken lampposts, he got elected, he's now sorted it all. they're local issues, not national policy. exactly what the councillors should be doing tbqh.
>>84239488He doesn't exist in a vacuum he exists in the Islam party. That is what the green party is. If you are too stupid/middle class to know that you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>84239485i might have to get one eventually lad, i respect that it's free, but i do oppose the reasoning behind it and hope all that nonsense gets revoked.https://www.gov.uk/how-to-vote/photo-id-youll-need>The photo on your ID must look like you. You can still use your ID even if it has expired.glad they still have this. to be honest they barely even glanced at it the last elections.
>>84239488>fix the local flytipping and replace the broken lamppostsKetmong? Thought you're agoraphobic why would this matter to you?
>>84239498i'm working class in a working class area, it's why i'm glad they've stopped people dumping rubbish here lad. your 'NIMBY' types experience that less: imagine someone who has their own proper garden (not shared) and people just started throwing in old furniture and bin bags all of a sudden. it'd be in the news.i don't care if it's coming from environmentalism or religious beliefs or whatever, there are utterly straightforward problems like this and the comfortable Labour councillors did nothing about it. could barely even get in touch with them directly, and given their 'apologies for absence' on the monthly council minutes, i suspect they didn't live here full-time.
>>84239536You are spiritually middle class.
>>84239533refer to post >>83647676 and you will see i did go outdoors in January (on that zopiclone)notice there's a light source on that path? wasn't there two years ago.
>>84239536> from environmentalism or religious beliefsReligious beliefs meaning, if we throw a bone these imbecile will vote for us so we get the numbers to subjugate them. Correct.What you're implying here is "islam tells us to be nice and tidy" (lol). You actually can't help yourself because you are spiritually middle class from top to bottom.
>>84239550So you're going outside for the first time in 2 months to vote for the Muslim Brotherhood to fix the problems outside where you don't go. Got it lad.
>>84239543>>84239554>spiritually middle classi do like The Smiths and the odd latte.
Rupert will proscribe the green party as terrorist organisation and that is fucking mega lush xwhoahahahahahahah
>>84239584Your point? Being skint hasn't stopped you joining the middle class voter bloc.
>>84239595why Reform? no Reform candidates even stood in my local elections (for any of the wards). this wasn't even an option i had.stop dividing people into tribes like it's Jedis and Siths. come the next GENERAL election, i'll read all the manifestos and see what the candidates have to say, as always.going to go make water and then steep rice (as is custom)
>>84238155Eh? I use this every night. You're not supposed to but I do. Never had anything like that lad. It just unblocks your nose. That's it.
Absolutely no fucking jobs atm. Specifically office ones. Typed "data" into indeed and there's like 10 in a week within 15 miles of me. Aint travelling further than 15. Commuting in traffic is absolutely fucking grim. It already takes me 40 mins just to do 12 miles cause of all the traffic.
Shall be voting tactically to keep reform out me thinks x
>>84239677Will never work another day in me lifeCan't get betterDon't want to get better
Might have a few wokkles later. After all it is Saturday x
Psychiatrist wants to put me back on ADHD meds and change my antidepressant yet again. Last time I was on ADHD meds I was anxious, aggressive, jittery, got about 4 hours of sleep per day, made my heart beat really fast. Sick to death of all these negative side affects these bullshit pills give me just to have the privilege of "functioning" normally.
>>84238955Woah, thank you, mate. This is right up my alley, it would take about 3 hours to get there, so I would like to stay overnight in a B&B. I fucking love inventions. Necessity is the mother of all inventions! These inventors fascinate me, how they come up with things to make life better. >>84239209>what botting did you do?I've done a few. I did an 'interesting facts' one that pumped out 'Did you know?' factoids into /britfeel/. Others I have done I don't want to post about here, nothing naughty but I'm keeping them private. >people say it was you who took down the whole site, classic Trinity vs the IRS D-base style.People say a lot about me, and most of it is untrue or embellished haha. How are things, WonkLad?>>84239367>did you get anything from these?They countered my prescription medication for anxiety and OCD. So be careful if you're on any prescription meds for your mental health.
>84239687You better hope you don't go on a melty and lose that PAID FOR 4chan pass.
>>84239680>Will never work another day in me lifeI cant get bennies mate cause im not autistic and i dont have anxiety.
>>84239699got that special jannie button ready oh aye it's on tap
really recommend this to lads who prefer brown rice. since you're weighing and rinsing it anyway, just zero your scale and weigh it IN a pan or bowl. then add water and wait for a few hours while you watch your kinos.after that nice bath, drain and maybe rinse a bit, then just cook on a low rolling boil for 15 (yes, 15) minutes. drain and there's your perfect rice! no faffing about with precise water ratios and things.
Wagies work all year round for a few weeks holiday to some country and other life bonuses. Wow.
>>84239698>I did an 'interesting facts' one that pumped out 'Did you know?' factoids into /britfeel/. honestly it's not hard to see a world where 4chan has bots the same way IRC has bots and Discord has bots. something as basic as a trivia bot could get some discussion going, even though we all know it's a bot. people react to AI posts very differently (they are to be dismissed).is your CAPTCHA solver just using some AI service? i've seen a few /g/ types prove they can just solve them, but basically i think the point is to get HUMANS to buy passes. goes against what 4chan was about under the old team, to be frank.>How are things, WonkLad?pretty chill, two tramadols, rice soaking, going to watch kinos and maybe play some more Pokemon Crystal.>They countered my prescription medication for anxiety and OCD. that sucks. but would you say they helped with sleep or mood? (you COULD have an anxiolytic that gets reversed, but then maybe less depression/insomnia although i see the obvious problem.)
>wake up at 7>do a couple of hobbies>exercise >shower>get food, eat some lunchnow i feel randomly sad, currently feeling that life feels empty, maybe I'll exercise more
>>84238963>musenice fanny on her
You know when little old ladies used to aak you things like "hows your exams going" and now nothing...experienced it the other day. In waiting room, some young deano sitting there and she talks to him. Once you're an older man, you are ignored.
>>84239698Thought you might like it. Pricey to get in, but I bet it's worth it. Wonder how much a national trust membership is?
>>84239766Sitting around a pool at some shit generic holiday resort. What a waste of money.
>low IQ mong>votes far rightmany such cases, sad!
>poop poop poop>poop poopmany such poops, poop
Too lazy to pull the dick out n it's cold so just rubbing my nipples. x
>>84239880That's a bit shady on the guy who your willy's in.
HHL's thumb sized penis
Been doing decorating shit, filling holes and trying to get old paint off a wooden hand rail and skirting boards. Tell you what lads, it fucking sucks. Not enjoying it and also not really up for going and being social but I'm sure I'll feel better once I've got a pint in me.
Right mong kicked off in the mental health a&e. Couldn't understand a word but he was LOUD. Having coughing fits every five minutes too so germs everywhere. Started throwing chairs around and they still give him hot drink, which he then throws everywhere. Then he starts getting in my face (I'm trapped in an adjacent room), I felt like the nhs unleashed a beast on me and so I had to grab a chair and use it as weapon to tame him. This all going on with alarms going off but no one else comes as they get lots of false alarms. Mental health staff were african and sleeping most of the time. PISSTAKE. Never trust the NHS with your life. I always get shit like this happen to me. Saw a nice qt girl out of it on a stretcher in the a&e corridor though.
>Bill's Grandfather gives me a Fire Stone>it's not in my inventory>he's moved on to talking about something else>check everywhere>try to withdraw a PC item>turns out the inventory CAN get full>ROM hack guy didn't program in an 'Oops, your bag is full...' message>Fire Stone has disappeared into the aether
>>84239820Yeah and these families just let their sprogs do whatever all day whilst they drink fosters and eat british imported food. Back to the building site mate.
>>84239959You can just get them at Celadon normally
>>84239818I would recommend it even though it's pricey. The locations can be quite pricey in terms of individual entry fees. It will give you an excuse to get out the house. "Fresh air" is real and benificial.
>>84239787Well if you have a job, especially an interesting one, they will ask about that.Suggest you get one.
>>84239912mad init micropenis, nonce, locked up in an assisted living facility, paying to post on 4chan. the life of a proper LOSER.
>>84240003Yeah I don't have a job. I just don't dress very well I think, along with not caring about my looks in general these days.
>>84240031Yeah the difference between wearing a hoodie vs a normal jumper is stark.
>>84240041I don't like my messy hair though.
Knocking back me first wud now. Oh aye x
>>84240070Mummy Helper fretting over her son's inability to control his addiction
Keep waking up feeling and thinking I swallowed a non-edible object and start panicking. Any of you lads experienced this?
>>84240070Bit early lad its only half 5
>>84240084Ye i used to get this. ARe you overweight? sometimes its because you have spit in your throat and its stuck causing you to wake up panicking. only happened to me when i was a fat cunt. when i lost weight it went away
>>84239999Checked.I won't be getting one desu, I'm locked in to not going out as much, but appreciate the words of encouragement. I'll pay to get the family in.
I cannot wait for the melty that will ensue and the ban that will follow it is going to be lush x
>>84240090Will be half 6 this time tomorrow
Already moved my watch, my oven clock and my microwave clock an hour forward x
shite having nay mates
linkedin is officially the worst place ive ever been to and i want to kill myself now thanks
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>>84239939>Saw a nice qt girl out of it on a stretcher in the a&e corridor though.nice
>>84239939So what? Show some respect to rNHS.
>>84239991not up to the Kanto stuff yet.decided to cheat. i think that's fair since this is a bug and i am OWED a Fire Stone.>Fire/Ghostu wot m8
>>84240102You don't need to be going for daytrips evey day, just getting out once in a while to see the what's out there keeps you grounded. I like country parks. I used to go with my nan to Sheffield Park (in Sussex) every year when she was alive.
>>84240252You know what, fuck it, I'll have a serious think about it.
>According to an enduring legend, 9 noble saints were united and reincarnated as this Pokemon. suppose that's a bit like a ghost.>Very smart and very vengeful. Grabbing one of its many tails could result in a 1000-year curse. so you can touch fluffy tail. it is corporeal. not a ghost.wish i'd gone with the 'Faithful' variant of this ROM hack tbqh. the creators are obviously aware people that don't want their fan fic reinterpretations.
>had a dream i was getting shagged by a man
need a SeasideZOMBOID update.i'm enjoying the world of Pokemon, but i'm starting to feel like i'm the only gamer here.
>>84240219Don't like Ninetales being a ghosty
Funny seasidezomboid died off when little lad was banned, weird that.
>>84240379No it didn't.You're weird, ya OCDmong.
Steps to fix Britain 1. Genocide all the fucking chavs, council benefit mongs, set 8 spackers, woke cunts, low IQ working class hooligans, cowardly middle class lefty cretins. 2. Kick out all non ethnic Britons from this island.End up with a population of about a few hundred. A solid foundation upon which to build a new.
>>84240393need lorry drivers in the new world though yea? white ones?
The West Country is nice. Proper England really the West Country. Ancient Churches. Green fields. Village Cricket. Ancient pubs.
>>84240309WEHAY!Get the family in on it. I hope you enjoy it.With the membership your milage may vary depending on where you are. Ideally someone in your party drives. If you have one close to you it's perfect for jus getting outside. Two visits a month makes the yearly membership worth it, in most cases. You can do two a week easy in the summer. I've always loved Ightam Mote too, there's been a lot of period drama shot there as it's one of Henry VIII's houses.
>>84240395I am fine with middle to below ish average IQ working class white people. Manual labour types are fine. I mean the sort of mongs that ended up on Jeremy Kyle.
>>84240409alri good my rates 19.50 per hour, more on weekends
An amazing party. Economic centre left. Socially centre right. Communitarian. A solid plan for the future. My kinda party. Anti immigration but not racist at all.
>had that dream i can levitate by jumping and then tensing up my muscles shortly before hitting the ground>can then hover a couple of feet off the air and even move around like i'm noclipping at low speed>demonstrate this to people and they never find it remarkable or interestingstop it, recurring dream.>>84240361was the feeling 'this would actually be great!' or 'i am scared of this happening'?
My hero is Jimmy Savile! King of the nonces he was. Got away with it in the end.
>>84240397Pensioners, drug addicts and brown people oh my.At least Florida has nice weather
>>84240385you fuming big man?
Wish I lived in Swanage
>>84240465What if I'm the little lad off trip pretending to be the big man?, bet you dint even think of that.
>>84240477Move there. Youcould go and find a derelict building, squat for a few months and get a feel of the area.
>waiting for delivery>code is 44>tell the delivery driver the code is four for
wouldnt mind getting a feel of ruths area
back to my Sabrina slog. not sure what was in the comics but i think it's on to filler classic Naruto style. they have to stop the circus of magic Pagans because zoomers are too young to remember Heroes.
>>84240549Her fella will be doing plenty of that tonight I reckon
>>84240418You don't even live here though. You are a vile paedophile who ran away to Thailand because 1. You're a social reject 2. You want to molest
>>84239959Oh mate. Can you reload a save state? If not you're going to have to fuck about with the stupid trainer phone numbers and get one that way. Not sure about the ROM hack you're playing but they aren't available to purchase in kanto.
>>84240423>was the feeling 'this would actually be great!' or 'i am scared of this happening'?This would be great lid. Perhaps I am a gay homo after all. I dont look at men when im out and about though i only look at girls butts.
>>84240548For four? I don't think there's enough food!
>>84240548Tip him 4 pounds.
>>84240193Felt bad for her. I'm there because I had a ragey episode and could be in a much worse state.>>84240206I wish I could but the hospitals are terrible these days. Staff at reception desks on their phones all the time, no one attending the beeping drip machines on afternoon shift like morning so poor buggers just sitrotting with a blocked drip feed. Mong plays his 90s techno trash in the waiting room on speaker...apparently he had chest pains but was stuffing his face with crips and snacks.
I'm that depressed I'm no longer enjoying foods I used to. It all just tastes the same and it feels like I'm eating just because I have to survive. Just had a classic cheese pizza with garlic dip and didn't feel anything at all.
>>84240549Imagine putting it all the way in her perfect slit.
>>84240654I'd be happy with a rotation of dominos, mcdonalds, burger king, fish and chips, and kfc myself. Would burn through my bennies though.
>birds of a feather 30 years on, on ch5I remember it nearly pulled mi cock off multiple times watching that programme, frfr no cap.
Might get on the tinnies later, in honour of our UK CHAIRMAN HHL
Unprotected sex with Laura and also maybe Laurel.
anal piledrivers with wops
>clocks go forward>panic fills the nation>GONNA LOSE AN HOUR OF SLEEP!Yeah, but ill be in bed by 10, asleep by 10:30
>>84240783looks up the names behind the big sleep replacment theory then it'll make sense
>>84240783Apparently heart attacks spike on the day after every year.Don't know why people can't just go to bed an hour early.
Can't stop thinking about an interview Louis Theroux did with a prostitute in Uni. She was a normal girl who said she was doing it to pay for Uni/she needed money. Yet in the documentary she actually lost money after she paid for a taxi back, cigarettes and a takeaway pizza. I thought not being retarded was like the number 1 barrier to entry for University?
>>84240816I'm going to have a bet before I look.10 pounds on da joos please.
>>84240858They lower the bar for fit lasses.
>>84240858>thought not being retarded was like the number 1 barrier to entry for University?I see you haven't been
Watched some BGT with me Mam now on that PlayStation and ready for a night of choons and funposting.
Linda lusardi, corr. You young unsuitable don't even know. Tits out in the papers years ago. Phwoar. Couldn't do it now, the world's gay af.
Bit weird how once the tits were removed from the newspapers the country went to shit.
On me 4th wud now. Been a womfy evening x
No more wolitics and unwomfy late night rants from me. No more bans. Just womfy vibes from now on x
>>84240971Based HelperLad the White
>>84240980All I've ever known is womfort x
>>84240971What you get banned for?
>>84240971It not britfeel without the womfy apus
Running 5k under 30 mins every time now, quite pleased with thatI didn't really have a goal beyond that, so idk what to do now
They called it the end of an era xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
>>84240999Went full-scale on the wooze x
>>84240999Threatening to kill people the paedophile freak
Garn order a wizza later if that's alright with you de lids x
This is the ming threatening to kill people what a RAT sean allan the Sunderland paedophile is I wonder what Sandra Allan would say about his noncing
Whatevers x
>>84241040>This is the ming
>he didn't know helper is a descendent of the ming dynasty
>>84241040>mingMongboyBut I agree
Another wud down the hatch x
>>84241070Memes aside do you wear nappies or not?
Me? Miss the Piwo
Finally taking flightI know you don't think it's rightI know that you think it's fakeMaybe fake's what I like
Hopefully crossy makes an appearance tonights. I miss his womfy posts x
I'm a woser baby xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M
so why don't ya kill me?
>>84239818>Pricey to get inYeah, nearly 30 bong. Thankfully Offie has the answers, it looks worth it even if you just go to 4 of them. >>84239768It's like the older solvers, but it has more limitations. You have to get it to the point of the choice of 3 points. Yeah, you can get AI to do the others.>pretty chill, two tramadols, rice soaking, going to watch kinos and maybe play some more Pokemon Crystal.Noice! Been getting stoned and dicking with Slax on my USB.>that sucks. but would you say they helped with sleep or mood?It did. I slept less and had worse moods. It was a while ago that I tried them.>>84240070>Knocking back me first wud now. Oh aye xIt begins hahaha
More into clubs than pubs.
Some little chud is trying to hack my Reddit account, not today kind sir! Sharn't be loosing my 287 day streak!
back on track with the main quest. we just solved those ice puzzles (i actually like them a lot) and it's Blackthorn City next, oh aye.>>84240619i just used a code. wanted my Vulpix to be a Ninetales, i went out and caught all the 'mons Bill's granddad wanted, i don't feel bad cheating.although in the process i've also broken my 'no looking stuff up' rule. am i right in understanding that if a female has a hidden ability, its offspring has a chance of being born with its hidden ability? even if it's a different species?
ate a fat burrito earlier for lunch. so filling that i'm not even hungry now
Crossy-coded choon2022 vibes xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcV3RByF7tQ
>>84241221what you think of that sunderland footy scran lad
>>84241193If i could get about I would, or are you offering a national trust taxi service where you slap a side cart on yer hawg and go around taking /britfeel/ers to heritage sites?
>>84241233It lushingtons x
12 weeks off the wokey tomorrow x
someone ate my pot noodle fuck sake
>>84241264How many weeks off the fanny?
EVERYBODYROCK YOUR BODYEVERYBODYROCK YOUR BODY RIGHTBACKSTREET'S BACK, ALRIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM
what's the best way to catch the legendary dogs?trick i always used was level 39 Haunter with Mean Look and Hypnosis, check the Pokedex and wander around with Max Repels.but in this Polished Crystal, Jigglypuff's hidden ability is Soundproof (blocks Roar), the wiki says to give it Mean Look but i'm not sure how. could get a Gengar with Shadow Tag (its hidden ability) and risk the Roar.
>>84241296A lifetime x
Got one of these as a treat, didn't I? Thought I deserved it.
>>84241264first day of summer to
>>84241302First go to Ecruteak town and go south search the patch of grass with max repels and a Pokemon level 40 and under then go down through to goldenrod past where the sudowudo was and search the path of grass there. Then have a Pokemon that knows cut and search the grass next to that bug catcher kid. Keep rotating those grass patches and you'll encounter one eventually. I fucking hate catching the roaming legendarys
Installed VMware on me new SSD. It wuvley. Got MSSQL on it now and PowerBi x
> Junior Senior - Move Your Feet (Official music video, HD) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIEo yeah.>>84241193>It's like the older solvers, but it has more limitations. so is it an OCR-type thing? does it actually detect elements in the image in some way? or do you just mean one of those where you can throw in a bunch of pre-solved CAPTCHA keys? (classic spambot style.)
Ngl I lowkey missed you lids when I was banned.Life just isn't the same without britfeel x
>>84241340It's a bright new day in Helper's world x
Touching HHL's soft skin x
>>84241354Phwoar lovely little twink he is x
>>84241302>>84241341Also it's better to use paralysis because when a Pokemon is paralysed their speed stat is reduced by 50% making you have the first turn most of the time. Or if your speed stat is higher then I would go with hypnosis, which is decent but it only works 60% of the time.
Tekken is so shit now. Take me back to the Tekken 3 days x
>>84241346we didnt miss you though, fuck off again pls
Never even had a rimjob
Feel like pure shit, just want Ian Huntley back x
>>84241341why that patch of grass? is that where they first spawn? or do you just mean so you can walk back and forth between the two routes? seen that Raikou, but not Entei yet. Polished Crystal adds a little easter egg hunt for Suicine, not a bad idea.>I fucking hate catching the roaming legendarysif they hadn't given them the ability to flee, and/or given them a less RNG route through the world, it wouldn't be as bad.
pizza or curry tonight de lads x
Just want Terry A. Davis back x
>>84241412Because the way they work is every time you go into a new area they instantly change their location. And that route covers 3 new locations in a few seconds. Theres 3 of them running around at all times so your bound to run into one eventually
>>84241412This is the video I used to catch mine. On the original crystal Suicune is a fixed encounter thankfully so I only had to do it twice. https://youtu.be/SSukzkH3Z1g?si=2hgwhuIWuroIre2y
Fanny stank
Well, that's the wuds finished off. Garn on the brasseries now x
>>84241459Or you can just say fuck it and use a master ball on one of them lol.
No all nighters tonight. Finishing off this wooze quickly then ordering that wizza then playing some Fortnite before crashing out in that order x
AND THEY CONNECTED TO ME TO BECAUSE I LOOKED LIKE THEM
At the end of the day I am a little drunk and horny. It's not a crime is it x
>>84241467Imagine a sprog that looks like you sliding out of said fanny.
>>84241569Council estate slag oh aye.
GET IN THERE LADS
>>84241591She makes amazing titfuck videos though x
*necks another wokkle*
>>84241608I gave up porn (or trying to) after becoming closer to God. During a recent 2 week psychotic breakdown I became closer to God and I'm in the process of bettering myself and kicking the habit. It's very difficult but through prayer and repentance anything is possible through the Lord.
>>84241605Nice one onto Entei now de lid. Suicune is the best of the 3 with surf, ice beam and mirror coat. Raikou is decent with thunderbolt, crunch. And Entei is the weakest with flamethrower, sunny day and solar beam.
>>84241674>>84241674Sounds like you a (You) thing just let me enjoy my funposting. I rarely post porn but when I do I don't want a christcuck lecture. Cheers x
Image limit reachedFucking bail x>>84241700>>84241700>>84241700
>>84241689Thought you had a religious epiphany before you got banned? I remember you quoting the book of Matthew or some bible verse.
Absolutely gutted I won't see Sean in heaven. It's never too late to get saved you know.
>>84241710that was rotheranon proving he's not hhl
>>84241724Hell sounds more fun x
This is why I don't really like preaching the gospel, even though you are encouraged to do so. Because nasty people give you shit for it. Oh well. >Psalm 37:13 but the Lord laughs at the wicked, for he knows their day is coming.
>>84241770Because you are beating people over the head. The actual Christian approach would be gently explaining why you think porn is bad. Not randomly boasting how you're off porn and how superior and holy you are. This just puts people off.
Better yet explain why quitting it is good. People might listen to that.>oh you go on porn. Not me. I'm too good for that. People do not listen to this. They get defensive.
>>84241785Never meant to boast and act superior at all. I was just simply mentioning that I'm attempting to come off the stuff. Giving up porn is very hard to do it's like coming off drugs cold turkey, I'll admit I've fell off the wagon a few times. If I came across that way then I apologise, that wasn't my intention.
>>84241853No worries you just chose a weird time to say that it didn't bother me but that's why it would bother someone else. It's not the religious part it's the attitude.
>>84240084Had a mate eat one of her Bluetooth earbuds in her sleep. Don't think it caused her any trouble but she was a bit concerned when she woke up and realised it.
