Big Tesco edish
MONG FILTER: ON
>>84275493Wonder if there is a list of tescos by square metre?
>>84275493But this doesn't have anything to do with sexy black and brown girls desu. BAD EDISH!
>>84275508you need help junglepussymongimagine the fucking stench coming off of that boon
>>84275512You ever been with a black lass? They smell like cocoa butter x
east asian brown would also be acceptable
Ruth blasting Lil Mariko and singing into her hairbrush as she puts on a little black dress and touches up her makeup before going clubbinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhGomzpHgzw
>>84275524keep telling yourself that, race traitor. only the finest aryan bussy and pussy for me, I don't discriminate based on gender, only race.
Would like to make soap out of those black womens fat. Bet i could sell it for 600 quid a bar, suppliment my PIP.
>>84275544Me blasting Ruth's fanny with my high quality sperm
>>84275691That sounds fucking LUUUUUUUUUUSSSSH x
How come nobody physically drove to Wareham yet to check on SSM?
>>84275730How come you don't physically have a job?
Fucking freezing in office, dunno what's going on with the AC but my fingers are going to fall off from frostbite any second now
>>84275755I hear you sister I hate that
>>84275730I think you're under the impression that things said here are taken way more seriously than they truly are, lad. This is a shitpost general. Nobody actually gives a fuck about mark, they just use him as a gimmick to post. Nobody here is going to drive however long to some shithole town to try and track down some obese retarded dosser and question him on camera.
No gf, no job, no music or hope of colour in my life. Can't even get a boxroom and support myself with a warehouse wage.
>>84275775NTA but out of morbid curiosity, what do you all think his current situation is?
>>84275799Same as it was his entire life, just not broadcasting it on youtube. You think someone like Mark changes?
>>84275786Not even choons?
The Simon Dudley thing is basically confirmation that Reform is containment. Very blackpilling, but hard to escape the conclusion. Also, I reckon when Reform hits 19-20% in the polls Nigel is gonna dip and peace out.
Birthrates in the West generally, and the UK specifically, can be explained with two points:1) Women, by and large, have eschewed marriage and homemaking in favour of "careers".2) The native populations are being systematically squeezed for resources by the state to redistribute to dependents (every childfree 30-something has 5 or 6 somali/afghan/pakistani dependents they'll never meet).
Am I missing something, lads? Everyone I see talking about the One Piece live action show is generally positive about it and some even say it's excellent. But I can't even watch 30 seconds of a clip from it because it's so fucking bad. It looks like fucking dogvomit and the acting and set design and casting and dialogue and fucking everything is atrocious. What am I missing?
Alright mum? Doomscrolling again?
And pollers is back to ruin another thread
>>84275901He's rattled you
>>84275932its damnig howw mad he gts
>>842758733. More and more men just can't be bothered with all that bullshit.
>>84275873>>84275945>women find pregnancy to be body horror>squeezed to fuck yearly for resources>general nihilism due to shit circumstancesyep checks out, the women finding pregnancy to be body horror and children to be a burden is some seriously fucked up stuff though, how do you wire an animal to hate the idea of reproducing lmao, it goes against all biological instincts, millions of years but some fully have turned away from the idea.
>>84275984My ex was like that. Made it clear to not expect kids. She said the idea of a baby growing inside her like an alien parasite is disgusting.
>>84275499Why are you pretending you filter him when the reality is that you're obsessed with him like teen girls get obsessed and invested in boys they like?
>>84275984>children to be a burdenToo many men think that too. But yeah, there something fucked up about how distracted we all are with money and media where having a family becomes a undesirable thing.At least I have the excuse that no woman would touch me with a barge pole.
Applied for a job promotion today. Wish me luck lads. An extra three grand a year would be nice. Think the boss likes me.
>>84275998had the opposite experience during my quasi-n*rmie days. in some stupid millennial atheist way, i sort of assumed shit like marriage and even having kids was behind us. hard to explain but it felt like the world was in this optimistic place as a 2000s teenager.reality hit me in my late twenties when every woman had this underlying drive to have kids, someday, and i said i definitely didn't want kids soon, but maybe someday too. lying both to myself and to another person, not something i feel proud of.this is why homosexuality is based.
Listening to a podcast about NAMBLA lads. This guy goes undercover to infiltrate these paedos. Mad fascinating.
>>84276037Why would you listen to that?
>>84275984>how do you wire an animal to hate the idea of reproducing lmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complications_of_pregnancy
>>84276042I want to be an undercover agent and capture paedos.
Have you ever met a sexual predator?
>>84276050Just doing research yeah?
>>84276037in the current day? hard to believe they're still going tbqh. link, laddington?the UK had PIE (the Paedophile Information Exchange) which was all about advocacy, it was a membership group and apparently some famous politicians/celebs were members. it's so insane wrong'uns were just that brazen in the 1970s/80s. imagine writing articles about how great and misunderstood cannibalism is.
>>84276042maybe he finds it mad fascinating (there's a clue in his post).not sure i believe all the lassies who are well into true crime and say it's something to do with spotting the signs and protecting themselves. no sane people are against a bit of morbid curiosity.
>>84276044>Maternal mortality in the UK has risen to 12.67 deaths per 100,000 maternitiesstill decent chances, its the biological urge, how does that get stomped out of someone
>I remember the story of Noah...Brock casually being a Christchad using his Biblical knowledge to save them during a shipwreck. it's in the Japanese original too, not just something the dub added.
>>84276027Good luck lad, hope it works out for you
On a mad gibby the clown porn bender right now
>>84276027I wish you the best lad, but goddamn>promotion>extra 3 grandBarely even worth it, the lads talking about wage compression earlier were right kinell.
honestly Noah sending a dove out to find a branch from dry land is pretty clever. Pokemonic in its own right.
>>84276142You know it's all just made up, right lad?
https://youtu.be/VdVCXfIsNAgMissed this mong
>>84276166Christ he's looking rough, literally like a homeless guy.
>84276013rattledthanks for the (you)
GUESS WHOS BACK. BACK AGAIN, MARK IS BACK. TELL A FREIND. https://youtu.be/wWomQczNSNM?si=rEmS0j2kMJbh-cOD
>>84276194Stop giving me hope man!!!
but when is marmiteman making his return?
Just want a good looking black lass to cuddle with at night...
>opus iii fine day>opus fine day>opus dei
wagies getting ready for a blessed four day weekend and it lush
>>84276186I'm so triggered that you can't reply to me directly? I believe that's called denial that you're in.
>>84276238They look so warm and soft, it's all I want
Ne1 a gamer that knows what this is from?heard in a Dream last night cant place it at all.Zelda?https://vocaroo.com/1miNYdfzE4sa
Speaking of vocaroo, anyone have that 'why am I so fat?' audio? Makes me fucking barrel over with laughter every time.
>>84276148if Noah didn't save two of each of the animals he could fit on his ark, then where did the dinosaurs and unicorns go?
>>84276257doesn't sound familiar. does sound like it'd be in a Final Fantasy game or something though. maybe try >>>/wsr/are you sure you weren't just thinking of 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'? i'm not musically knowledgeable enough to explain this, but the melody at the beginning and the end are like if you played it in a different key (?)
>>84276136Tbqh an extra 3 grand in the bank is pretty gud tbqh if you maintain your current spending habits.
>>84276323It's an extra 250 quid a month, sure, but you have to look at it as a continual battle vs inflation and other spiraling costs that occur above inflation. Council tax, bills, rent, even things like groceries. Of course I'd never turn down an extra 3 grand, but will it amount to much? Likely not, not unless he is consistently getting similar promotions every year or so which would cumulatively keep him above inflation/other costs rising. On top of that he'll definitely be given more responsibility, which makes each pound earned that little bit harder to earn, even if he's earning more money.Until the economy gets better stuff like this is just a way to keep afloat really.
>>84276289I see what u mean but am sure it's a game cus I fink its from 1 of the "8 hours of Nintendo music" etc etc type of playlists I listen to in bed Lol. No idea tho.
so rattled they've replied againkekking
Why are they calling the Clapham kick-offs a 'riot' exactly? Rioting is generally done over something, it's an expression of frustration at some sort of injustice. There's literally nothing that happened in Clapham, they just started chimping, smashing windows, setting fires and so on. Very odd behaviour innit?
Huel is honestly pretty nice.the chocolate 1 newya. Might be my new era
>>84276427Very sceptical of it desu lad. Even just aesthetically drinking goo as a meal replacement seems... suspect. No way it is actually good for you, probably made from hydrogenated palm oils or some shite.
>>84275499SHARED BUDE HON
>>84276463THNX HUN XOXO
Dashboard snot sit rep, as promised
>>84276427DVDlad was on that Huel stuff a while ago. He said the farts they make you do are horrific, word of warning.
>>84276466PM ME HON XXXOOO
>>84276427lmao i found a reasonable solution to my food sitch which is eating Slimfast from a bowl.it's weird and i feel like i'm breathing it rather than eating it sometimes, but holy fluff do i feel better. soz i didn't get back to you yet, struggled to function/think straight most of the time.
Breakfast was 6 Bakewell tarts from LidlProbs got the dire bee teas now
A brisk edish this. Am like. Big up britfeel bredren an ting.
Low testosteroonies is making me the sad. Cry time.
Mongboys: FumingNonces: SparkedGoodlads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
Bit of Fortnite with me mate then garn maccies.
Did someone put 50p in the insufferable cunt meter again?
o..o..on...one shsh...sh..shandy bbb..b..b..bbass pppp..plppppplease
also you can replace meals with multivitamins if you have a bit of fat on you (and that's just science.)
>>84276533phwoar what will you be getting from waccies
>>84276540nah lad, i do it for free.
Best song ever?
Crazy froge =UwU= https://vocaroo.com/120yzEKh6Ee3
>>84276562i luv 2 drinki luv 2 fartget tha tits arthttps://youtu.be/o1B6msU3WEM
>>84276540I did mate. I see it got your meter ticking away nicely.
>>84276562quite like Baba O'Riley by The Who. i also see why people say God Only Knows by The Beach Boys.i have a pop music sensibility though, i'm sure it's actually Movement No. 8 by Bowel von Concerto.
>>84276562Oasis - Supersonic
>>84276562A Day in the life
>your whimpy Vine Whip attack is NEVER gonna get through Golem's shell!i swear to god this cartoon punishes Ash for NOT acting like a Pokemoron.
Gna need mam to cut my fringe. This aint sustainable
>>84276600you secondary. the best Beatles song is the 'Wildlife' version of 'Across the Universe':https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iotagMCkJRE
80mph winds in2 west of Scotland this weekend TwT
Ave gotten too used to gel Deodorant n I cant go back to disgusting wet roll on now but its pretty expensive when itsnot on club card offer
Honestly miss going outside n everything i wore felt comfortable. Doesnt work the same once youve ""filled in"
>>84276533grim little shit life in a shithole northern city
Its the zionistsfault am fat n.n
everyone has gone nuts
they are fattening us all up Hansel and Gretel style so they can roll on in and take over our country with barely any effort. Operation Sea Lion 2: Jewlectric Blubberoo.
k..ke..kev s...st..stop b..b..bum..bumming mm..m..me
>>84276745maybe we are just the sane ones in an insane world....
Bored and sick of itSICK OF IT
>>84276759COOOOORRRRRRR, now this is a scene I'd pay to see
>>84276773>maybe we are just the sane ones in an insane world....fraid so
>>84276783I agree, everything is insanely boring right now. At least some kind of insurgency would be exciting in a way.
>>84276289Jst hit me there. Its this https://youtu.be/8Nq-gEG-E04Thx anyway
A Big Arch for a Big Helper x
Lads, the UN has determined that white people owe black people 25 trillion dollars. Thoughts?
Jabba the slut and paedolad
Doing lots of drugs tomorrow. Going to see some techno with mates from my old job, 2cb and MDMA at da club. Maybe a bit of coke. I bought some k for the event but then I did it all and I don't want to pay street dealer rates so I'll just manage without, which is probably for the best with the rest of the cocktail. I like doing drugs.
fatty and the paedo
>>84276801>its more than the entire GDP of the EU and Britain combinedsuppose ill have to step in and cover the rest then eh
i've heard that big tescos have a pool table in the staff room
>>84276830Bless you lad, you really saved us with this one, cheers x
>>84276794I'm just sick of how shit the internet is, mostly. Everyone has been sucked into their own private algorithm hell, where nothing ever happens.4chan is blatantly dying, and filled with bots. It's all just a bit bollocks, innit?
I can rip a mean fart when I want to, just sayin
>>84276801I'm sure we've paid them back in welfare, charity, clean water, and free medicine, at this point.
>>84276861Nah lad, they need dem gibs. Wypipo raysism be why dey no gots dem skyscrapers n shiiieeettt.
Waccies for din dins. Yeah I got that double big mac large meal with the cares and some cheesy warlic bread dippers and a mini egg mcflurry for after. It lush x
>>84276889Who drove you through lad? Mummington or dadberg?
l..l..look a..at mm..mmmy g..g..goysl...goyslop
>>84276889Looks fukin LUSH lad, enjoy it you deserve it, you've been doing a lot of hard graft lately so remember to treat yourself sometimes x
>>84276900Fattening himself up so he's same size as fatty the slvt
does anyone like Twilight Princess?it's not a bad game or anything, it's actually what i THOUGHT i wanted from a Zelda (it's all grown-up graphics for grown-ups you guys).but is there anyone who thinks "Twilight Princess, that one's my favourite"? it's the Sonic the Werehog of the Zeldas.
>>84276906True de lid. Been grinding Fortnite hard lately. I deserve a little treat in life x
>>84276916Nintendo?Never played it.Forren muck.
HHL eating nothing but junk and then swimming it all off. keeping his body trim while keeping his mind docile.lad's found a cheat code for real life.
>>84276920What games can you play that aren't foreign?
>>84276916It is distinctly underwhelming. Still a base-level good game, because it's a Zelda game, but it does leave you scratching your head asking why they thought people wanted a slightly worse version of OOT, except you play as a wolf and it's not nearly as fun as playing as Link.Only furries as people with femdom fetishes seem to go mad for this game.
never forget helpernonce is on the side of pakistani grooming gangs, the same gangs noncing kids in a town near you.
>>84276947Goes all billy big bollocks about restore Britain but encourages and accepts the ethnic replacement of his own kind. Grim as fuck.
>>84276935Lemmings is pretty good. Actually, Britian was cranking out some corkers in the 90's and stuff. Worms and Goldeneye.Now we just make a new GTA once every ten years, and it's bollocks.
We all creme egg mcflurry in life xAsked for a mini egg one but never minds x
>>84276965howzat
Kind of fucking hate Rockstar games. All of that talent and manpower, going toward the most boring games in the world.>dude, walk toward the marker on your map for a hundred hours
>>84276920been watching daft 'How Nintendo <did a thing>' videos lately. it's weird hearing this stuff in audio/video format.in all the magazines and fan websites back in the day, it really did come off like they were using some ancient Japanese secrets. but you divorce it from culture and they're just good businessmen, they got lucky, or they were outright cut-throat the same as any American or European megacorp.actually quite a shit company and it reflects in what they make. every 'oh they just make fun games!' fanboy ignores all the times they made some crock of shite.
>>84276935Runescape is a good shout.
>>84276947NonceRace traitorImprisoned in a spastic centrekek
>>84276979mad too how they were once this quirky little Scottish team making original ideas like Lemmings and that robot transformation game.putting GTA in 3D was fun as hell, but then they started adding RPG shit to it? feels like some creative lids could make ten decent, smaller games out of these open world epics with a hundred subsystems.
luv Manic Miner on me Speccy. simple as.
>>84276986They had a few clever takes. Their continued success pretty much hinges on realising no one really cares about high tech gaming as much as fun, and totally resisting the idea of porting their games to other systems.A lot of companies have gone bust because they kept chasing the biggest bestest thing. That happened to 3D Realms, when they should have just gotten Duke Nukem Forever done by the early 00's, and shipped it.
>>84275508>>84275524I can see the appeal visually but can't imagine getting past the fucking smell. That and I don't want a companion with an IQ of 80
HHL has a better quality of life than me and I work.
>>84277023yeah i agree there. at this point it's a pattern that Nintendo are 'one gen behind' but people weren't playing Wii for the hyper-realistic graphics.although, if 3D Realms HAD released Duke Nukem Forever and it didn't have all the latest HDR bloom pixel shader technology, the hardcore PC gamer types would have complained. you can't just have a first person shooter with DECENT graphics. reeee.
What's stopping you anons?
>>84276889Corrrrr didnt know they did double BMs
>>84277068i don't have any strong convictions and i have an aversion to effort.
>>84277067I think it would have been better to just get the game done, and then get started on another one. They could have made about five full games in the time they were pissing around restarting DNF, because they were insecure over games like HL2 coming out. It's a bit ridiculous.
>>84276889>>84277072do they double up the loaf of bread in the middle?biggest con since deep pan pizza.
>>84277072They just started doing them lid. Think it's only temporary on the menu lid so I'd get one while you can x
>>84277079So Andrew Tate was correct. Some men are born to be average
>>84276947Canny wait for his next ban tbqhwy lid x
>>84277082didn't a beta leak a few years ago? general consensus is that DNF was never good?i liked Duke Nukem 3D but it wasn't as fun as e.g. Doom or Dark Forces. enjoyable enough but more about the humour than graphics or anything super original. nowadays you could make it in the Quake I/II/III engine and market it as some type of throwback (many such cases).
Got a really hot and flushed face for some reason, can't explain it but it's quite uncomfortable. Guess I'm just doomed to suffer with this for the rest of eternity.
>>84277116>hot and flushedPeople on Viagra get that
>>84277091what does this statement mean? of course some men were born to be average. if you want to chase wealth or status, go for it. these zoomers thinking they've uncovered revolutionary new ideas, o i am lollin.
>>84276894Carer abdul did. He was going down to maccies anyway to pick up teens in his corsa.
>>84276916>but is there anyone who thinks "Twilight Princess, that one's my favourite"? yeah me
>>84277130Being average isn't just unimpressive anymore it's dangerous lad.The world has changed. Competition is now global. You're not just competing with anon next door, you're competing with millions who are faster, sharper, and more disciplined than you. Average gets ignored. Average gets replaced. Average gets left behind.
>>84277120My penis is as soft as soft can be so I think it's probably not that I've accidentally taken Viagra. I will monitor said penis though, just in case of any eventualities.
>>84277147If you actually had any idea just how incompetent, ugly and stupid the "average" person is you probably wouldn't worry about that too much. Unless, of course, you're below average. In which case, yeah I guess you're fucked.
>>84277162That's a common myth. Automatic erection on its own don't happen. You need sexual stimulation
>>84277147you know what, i sort of agree. the world has gone this more individualistic way and to me that is NOT womfy.since the dawn of time you had alphas, but i think most people just want to be comfy. after themselves, it's them and their family. a bit farther, their whole tribe. i wouldn't want to aspire to competing with the whole world in the sense you're talking about. as if it's some game where whoever gets the highest Tinder and bank balance score wins. i'm still at that 'i just want to be comfortable' stage, that's fine with me.
>>84277114The early version is floating around now. It looks like it had promise.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wbm1sjOWSAI would have rather they had just got this version to a finished state, and released it.
>>84277172Oh ok that's good to know, maybe it was inadvertent viagra intake. So it just means you're more likely to get a boner? Lady brushes her leg against you and your rock hard immediately rather than nervous and overthinking it? I'm interested in the mechanism, it probably would have helped back when I smoked loads of weed and struggled getting it up.
>>84277168a lot of those average thickos get lucky in some way.maybe we're more urban lids here on /britfeel/. go to a smaller town or a village (not a posh one) within range, and just walk around. they get more for less (homes, families, big tellies, no university degree required).
>>84277210yeah that's correct your body is less held back by anxiety and nerves.>brushes her leg against youCan happen depends how horny you at that moment
Any recs for a horror movie that's not too intense? Sort of blumhouse vibes if you know the type? Slasher with a bit of comedy or something like that? Fairly light hearted. That's what I'm in the mood for.
>>84277199there's stuff here that looks cool that didn't even make it into the final game, like the riot shield that shatters when it takes damage.It's a shame. We just kind of ended up with the worst of both worlds.
Feel stuffed nows. Won a medium fries on the card game thing. Better than nowt I suppose. Now time to catch up on some YouTubes x
>>84276889those chips look alright for maccies
>>84277297As the senior britfeel political analyst what do you think about Pam Bondi's sacking?
U hear about that haunted tik tok?Can appear @ any time when your scrolling. Once u see it thats it. Makes u fart really loud then u die O_o
>>84277338Wouldn't be using tiktok because I avoid spaces catered at children, except for britfeel of course.
getting bullied by foreign care workers in your spacker prison x
>>84277335Fuck off trump tard.
Some US birds other half paying 25 bucks a minute to webcam some camsoda tart. Literally considerably cheaper to pork her, no?
>What I tell you in the dark, speak in the daylight; what is whispered in your ear, proclaim from the roofs. Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell.>Matthew 10:27-28
>>84277199only watched the first 30 mins, but damn yeah this looks cool. it's like a really polished Half-Life 1 mod.i see how you devs are doing those Mario 64 mirrors, you sneaky lids.
>>84277335Probably sacked her because he needs someone more extreme in office who will lock up his political opponents. He will become much more extreme in his executive actions after the Democrats win the 2026 elections.
good scran ngl
corrr big tesco edish
>>84277278only know the whole Blumhouse thing from those RedLetterMedia lads tbqh. although middling direct-to-video horror flicks are older than us all. for me, it's the Feast trilogy. bit light on the actual horror, more just tits n gore. silly 2000s edginess.It Follows was the last properly solid horror film i've seen. i'm sure there have been a few, but all these ones where it's about a neat gimmick monster/object are actually 90 minutes of watching annoying zoomer teenagers.
>>84277469>pink bike kek
>>8427746911.50 for all that the robbing cunts
>>84277575It's purple mate are you colour blind?
When can I start eating my chocolate lads? Can't wait.
Lmao at Americans getting legitimately upset that we aren't following them into their retard war.What is their problem?
wait no, i take back my horror teens bashing. picrel was a random iPlayer watch, hadn't heard anything about it, i had a fun time.set in the 80s so it's a bit Stranger-Things-y. just about some Irish kids collecting all the video nasties, and it leads them on this little adventure taking cues from those films. still tells a decent story in its own right, 8 episodes and each one advances the happenings in a meaningful way.very comfy little gem IMO. like the horror equivalent to Derry Girls.
>>84277602sundown, they didn't have clocks back then.is the sun down? if so, you can eat your choccies.
>Severe wind warning issued for the weekendIt just not right
treated myself to 3 lorazepams x
*opens a pakkit of crisps in the middle of the thread*
o..on..one shsh..sh..shandy bbbass pp..please
the nonce phenotype
used to watch russell howard's good news on bbc 3 every night as a teen. wonder what he's up to nowadays
Hope they pay abdul well in the spacker centre for having to put up with mongboy paedophiles all day x
Phwoaaar that's a hard one but I'll have to say Sabrina. Both are goddesses though x
anyone remember rude tube?
Wanking to Babestation in the living room at 2am
>>84277701Yeah it was mint that, balls of steel?
watching weird as fuck foreign films on film4 at 1am as a kid
any lads here shagging escorts this weekend?
Current mood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYgKqjocO0
>>84277745yo, that one where the two mongos got naked in a swamp
>>84277748No, my bird lets me shag her for free
>>84277696sydney sweeney, how is that even a contest
>>84277767grim. leave the animals out of it.
Premier Inn, Travelodge or Holiday Inn lads
>>84277789Airbnb
anyone remember My Tram Experience?
anyone remember embarrassing bodies?
Nothing better than getting nicely stoned and watching Sky Arts late at night
Sparking out wrong'uns x
DROP EM HENRY
Garn have a showerington then I'll get things sorted x
>>84277810https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hK8EbafSlg
https://youtu.be/PJxW8hAKyhgWhats going on with HHL's left eye lid? He comes across as genuinely retarded af
a..a.bdul..p..pp..ple..please..hel..help..me kekking
i think we all saw a bit of ourselves in him didn't we x
>>84277857>He comes across as genuinely retardedThat's because he is
>>84277789I've stayed at a Holiday Inn a few times. The rooms are nice enough but the food is usually shite.
>>84277857WHOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>84277871only the best for ARE spackers, bless them
>>84277857little racist virgin sounds like a right mong kekking
can't stand jack whitehall
I thought it would be cool to go to prison.
Mad that most of my old school friends have kids now. Makes me feel so far behind.
I..I..I..am..a..a..b..br..british..p..pa..patriot..m..me..kekking
>>84277789never had a good nights sleep in a premier inn (not rite) never been to a woliday inn so wavelodge for me
You lads, seen THAT video yet?kekking
>>84278035WHAT video lad?
>>84278043y'know... THAT video
i'd be an ugly woman
>>84278050What is THAT video? I have never seen it.
>>84278061I don't think you'd want to it's cp
i could have gone to the posh public secondary school because my grades were good but i decided to go to the shithole one with a bad reputation because my friend was going there. think about how different my life would have been if i went to the good school
Corr nice shower that was indeed. Cba to do the thing now so just garn put it off for another day.
>>84278107just finished watching THAT video lad?
>>84277754how did people come up with this shit, man.i think my brain is just old and hardened. some daft Flash video or shoop that did the rounds was just a light bit of entertainment and/or genuine talent.now memes come and go so quickly, and this type of silliness is now a sub-sub-subgenre of Twitter's #postironicshitposting tag. when they want a break from p*litics. 4chan isn't innocent here either, mind.why did it go this way, Lollers? WHY
i like 1/3 of the things on this image.although, i could have sworn there was a version with Chuck Norris and Foamy the Neurotic Squirrel, other shit i hadn't thought about for 5-10 years at that point.am i allowed to like Retarded Animal Babies? PLEASE don't tell me that's Redditcore, i want to be cool ;__;
When was the first time you drank alcohol?I was like around eleven and my dad offered me a can of lager. Then he gave me three more afterwards. We really bonded and it's one of my fondest memories
>>84278174>When was the first time you drank alcohol?Drinking blue WKD at a Flamingo Land caravan when I was like 13.
>>84278193Is that when your dad started grooming you?
>>84278174When I was 16 the day we left school. asked my dad to buy me some vodka. I didnt understand that spirits had to be diluted at the time, so I was just swigging 40% russian standard vodka the entire time. I was also confused why it wasn't working straight away, so kept swigging more and more of it, despite it burning my throat. About 40 mins later I blacked out and missed the entire party of everyone on the field getting shitfaced. I had to be taken home and i was throwing up for a while. probably lucky i didnt kill myself.
shagging behind the bike sheds
>>84278174shandies with a Sunday dinner since i was about 7 (classic medieval peasant style).but the first undiluted drink, probably a can of lager at around 8-9. either on holiday or at a wedding do.it was just normal for families to give their kids the one beer. at a big barbecue there'd be the little kids running around supervised, the bigger kids would be in their own group. if the 12-year-old gets a can of Carlsberg from his dad, so does the 11-year-old, so does the 10-year-old.my family was NOT insane. and you can't tell me it was all the other families too, like we were just a collective of insanes.
shagging in the disabled loo
>>84278174Tried some cider in my 20s. Didn't like it and had not had a drink since.
>>84278222fucking hell. learning experience, at least.i used to slyly day-drink with a couple of rougher lads in secondary school. one day, i ended up naked on the school field. a dog walker found me and phoned 999. i didn't remember a thing, i just became lucid at some point in the hospital getting my stomach pumped. apparently i'd gone on a mad HHL-style rant at this police officer.my parents drove me to the police station to apologise to him. he took me to one side and said all this stuff about how he doesn't care whether i'm straight, gay, or what, but i need to be careful because there's AIDS going around.had no idea what he was on about at the time. in hindsight, ruh-roh.
favourite movie scene lads?got to be the plastic bag scene in american beauty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qssvnjj5Moo
>>84277809That's a throwback>Don't watch my language>Go back to si-fucking-nigragrava>Are you English? YES I HAM. I HAM.
>Kemi Wadenoch visited Sunderland todayCorr
>>84278374don't mind her tbf. not votin for her, mind.
>>84278374Corr quite hot how she's holding her thumb like that. Reminds me of something. Oh aye.
>>84278334>he took me to one side and said all this stuff about how he doesn't care whether i'm straight, gay, or what, but i need to be careful because there's AIDS going around.did you get raped or somethin
wonder what dvdlad thinks of Funny Games. original or US
>>84278358for me, it's the ending of The Long Good Friday (1980). no dialogue. no narration. just pure kino.
>>84278374Ah yes Sunderland well known for voting Tory. What a waste of time travelling there.
irrelevant politician visits irrelevant shithole
>>84278146Millennials are serious business on 4chan.
Wonder if Kemi visited the beehive?
>>84278413dunno lad helper is a tory and he weilds a lot of influence over the hearts and minds of the spackems
>>84277696Fuck me thats a tough one
Always thought that British gangster films are shit.
>>84278193Took 2 cans of my dads fosters when I was 14 and necked them, was a school night. Was twatted. He found it hilarious
You know The Godfather sketch on Family Guy? That is my genuine opinion too. It really does insist on itself.
>>84278402it's very possible.my seethy feeling was just being pissed off at my so-called mates for doing that and ditching me. wasn't bullying in the sense they disliked me, to them (or at least one of them) it was just a mad bantery joke innit.one of them always seemed regretful the rest of the time i knew him. the other i'm convinced was a bit of a psychopath, guessing it was his idea (however far it went). absolute dickhead in later years.
>>84278358Bit after Zulu when the smoke clears and they realise how many Zulus theyve sparked out x
seanlad prolapsing squatting over kevlads face
>>84278450>That is my genuine opinion too. It really does insist on itself.having not seen The Godfather, should i go in with this in mind? can it be enjoyed despite insisting on itself?a friend recommended GoodFellas and i loved it. a couple of months ago i watched Scarface and i think i loved it more. i am fully mafiapilled.i know next to nothing about The Godfather besides Marlon Brando in old age makeup, and maybe someone gets a horse head in their bed.can i just watch it? will be okay?
>>84278468Its ok, bit dated when put next to goodfellas, casino etc.
>>84278432gotta watch that Sexy Beast. Weirdly hypnotic film.
>>84278425Remember his ready for rishi campaign he ran on here with Moni?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfdOiWSGFhM>Pink Floyd - One of my Turns we all Pink in life x
Wuppa and WitWat garn down the hatch x
Suprised nobody's made that much of a fuss over mark returning to YouTube. Back in the day people always posted seaside updates.
>>84278709not as entertaining as the saga of him disappearing for a while.gives me an idea for our HelperLad...
think i'll ask /ck/ a question. going to think about it and word it right.
>>84278709Kinnel didn't even notice he returned today.
Corr he's lost quite a bit of weight since he left YouTubes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdVCXfIsNAg
on..one sh...sh..shsh..shandy bbb..b..bass pp..p..please
We all neck in life x
asked /ck/ my questionawaiting answers from the food scientists who reside over there
How long until he's bullied back on to the FOBT
im not gona frow it back in me dads faceim 4k rekerdin
oh wait the ship to Vermillion City is HOW you get into Kanto?i assumed you could just walk along past this guard, but he's not having any of it. this is as far as you can go if you just listen to Professor Elm telling you to surf east.dunno how i figured this out as a kid. but it's pretty funny that some kids must have been STOKED to go back to the original red/blue world, then the game stopped them with>Sorry, the ship only sails on Wednesdays and Sundays.
Already lost NNA de lids
>>84279117>Already lost NNA de lidswhat are you coming to?
Grinding Fortnite and drinking Dr Wepper x
No Nut May (NNM) coming on strong xNah I might give NNA another go. Really didn't plan on failing this early but these things happen.
looks like these ROM hack devs gave an NPC the wrong sprite.
>>84279088Bit of a spoiler but you get the rail card from the copycat girl and that allows you to travel from saffron to goldenrod at any time. Talk to the copycat girl in one of the north west houses and she asks for a pokedoll, then go to Celadon department store to get one and go back. I think you can go back to Johto that way if not that sucks how once you're in kanto you're stuck there until you get all 8 badges.
>>84279271Is that at the lavender town radio station? I'll check on my original crystal cart if the error is in that game.
Late night feels xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI
>>84279343Oh forgot to add you need to go to the power station east of Cerulean city and recover the stolen part for the train to work.
For me, it's Pokemon Gold.
>>84279362Same de lid. Had Gold in 2000 then got crystal in 2001 when my copy got stolen from some prick on my street. It was one of the older kids that did it I knew who fucking did it and I knocked on his door asking for it back and he just denied it and closed the door. Cunt.
>>84279350Silph Tower in Saffron.i don't remember too much about Crystal (to the point i'm surprised what Polished Crystal DIDN'T add). but i'm guessing they added this NPC or changed some dialogue, because then it's ~queer~.not worth getting upset about BUT maybe the developers are THOSE types of people. maybe i'm being brainwashed by their modification to a children's game aaaaa
>>84279390Aye I still have it laying around somewhere. Don't have a Nintendo device to play it on anymore thoughs. Lowkey regret selling my Pikachu edition Nintendo 2DS XL Console now.
>>84279396Kek yes you're right they added in that NPC just to get muh gay rights into the game.
>>842794323DS consoles now are really expensive now like 200 pound still for a decade old console. The 3DS was great console I had the OG black one with tons of games, i too sold them all off as well.
>>84279462>3DS consoles now are really expensive now like 200 pound still for a decade old consoleYeah fuck that. I'd rather buy a new gaming console for me bedroom so I can vidyamaxx in the gaff. Right now I only have a PS5 in me living room NPC style.
Garn watch some YouTubes in bed x
>>84279525Was thinking of getting one of those 3DS clone systems. the Ayn Thor, I think it's called.
mad how old tech has gone this way.those CRTs going for hundreds of quid, the same models just ended up in skips. you couldn't sell them because who'd buy them? now everyone's probably hoarding their current games/consoles assuming they'll appreciate in value. bye bye daft 99p finds at charity shops and car boot sales ;_;
wrote a nice weed post for 4:20but then it hit 4:21 innitnow 4:22we can't all be blessed with passes like HHL
>>84280271It mad innit lad
gonna go beat up Anthony Harding from Fareham, Hants.
>>84280698Spark that poof
I swear minimum wage has been 12.50 all year and now the government site says it's been 12.21 all year and going up to 12.71 now
>>84280701looks like George Blake from London beat me to the punch.
tee hee. i'm a girl~i wear bras~
feel sparky today, might garn sunderland x
>>84281052a g-g-g-girl?
Sprogberg refuses to wake up
>>84281052I love traveling
Brekkie status: IngestedX
Can't believe SSM is back
can't believe ruthmong still isnt back
>>84275493I'd like to talk to DREADFUL TESCOS customer service please. BAD DAY FOR TWEETERS! I was in the van with my grandson and he was on his phone the whole time. Wouldn't even look up from his phone. IF YOU HAVE OR DO USE TWEETER DON'T DO/USE IT.
>>84281327Same de la and it lush
day 5 of having the shits, will this ordeal ever end?
>>84281387lopiramide, or the other one.
time to see if the washing machine wrecks my new heated blanket.
Mongboys: FumingNonces: Sparked outGood Lads: Loving ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
Corrrr nice lay in that was. Got a whole day to myself, gonna do the typical bank holiday thing and get the lawn mowed. Classic bank holidays activity that is.
*grass cut
If Jesus was alive today he would be doing codeines classic crossy style
>>84281547I am absolutely fuming x
noncing out sparkboys.
>>84281568What is this, some sort of pokemon attack?
I'd be like>stigmata? how about i stig mah tackle in one of your OTHER holes.Thomas knew the score x
Oh fuck, just opened the curtains and it's been pissing it down. The lawn is going to stay unmowed in these conditions. Now I need to reroute my entire day plan. Might pivot to a bit of paint stripping instead.
>>84281585it's not very effective :(
>>84281570Hope all the Christpilled lads like Crossy enjoy their Good Friday fish n chips for din dins tonight. Cant wait, me. Been a long old lent (despite giving up fuck all this year) x
*depigmenting
>>84281593That carvaggio pic of Tommy boy examining the wound is kino
Good morning and Happy E*ster from Widemouth Bay near Bude in Cornwall
Layby wank I reckon. Maybe some dogging if I can find anyone. Lubey penis in hand time. One day I will pork a shared wife.
https://www.gov.uk/trading-hours-for-retailers-the-lawa reminder that big shops have to close on Easter Sunday, just like Christmas Day.get your food shopping in today or tomorrow!
what was Jesus' problem with markets, exactly?they were selling food and clothes, not like it was time shares or adverts or something.
WW3 autism documentary is out now on (((Sly News)))https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNO27IIhRlE
Who would YOU nail to a cross by the hands?
Whitest sporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm0rkaxFxEs
>>84281630>Who would YOU nail to a cross by the hands?Ebin
>>84281625More so the problem was they were making our Fathers houses a place of wares. John 2:13-1613 And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.14 And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;16 And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
>>84281630Luke Littler.
i'd go to church if they sold doves in there.
Jesus sounds like a pretty cool guy to be fair
>>84281617How do you clean that up?
I'd like to nail Chika
Too fat to cut my own toenails, the pain has driven me to go to a professional, 60 quid!
>>84281649Wet wipes and the eager mouth of a shared wife.
>>84281657>Too fat to cut my own toenailshow does being fat stop you from cutting your toenails?
>>84281672massive gut, cant bend enough an hold still enough to safely use scissors, have to hold my breath and i pull muscles all the time trying.I've just given up now.
Bought some stuff from AliExpress and nearly added a girthy jelly dildo to my cart.
I will not be a snickerpuss.
>>84281736why she fancies Nelson in that episode if she finds him ugly??
>>84281744Women don't care about looks, la
>>84281754Lies and you know it.
>>84281754corrrr we're all gonna make it :)
>>84281744Classic "i can change him" mentality. She wants him not to be a crumbbum but a leopard can't change it's shorts.
>>84281770>it'smongboy.tiff
>>84281774Please consider my rebuttal
>>84281687Ave been in that situation
>>84281644That fat poof is such a bitch
only just got round to updating apps on my phone, so this warning was news to me:https://newpipe.net/blog/pinned/announcement/keepAndroidOpen/scary stuff, it must be said.
How about the Iceman
Luv that choon The goys are back in town by thin Lizzy la
utter wank, this. want to install programs on your phone? that's an advanced feature for power users innit.you'll have to go through the screen asking if you're being coerced, and then wait 24 hours as an extra just-to-make-sure feature.
>>84281834Too much pressure from google about people avoiding their ads. They've become so annoying that even npcs are installing adblockers and newpipe and what have you. If they make it just a little bit more difficult then they'll probably get about 50% of that lost revenue back.
>>84281834not britfeel related, fuck off
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1sb74pd/my_boyfriend_broke_up_with_me_because_my_feet_are/
>>84281843i'm a Briton and these are my feelings.
Happy now being married to a woman I love. Steel feel kinda bummed that a part of me is always going to feel spiritually incel for not getting laid as a teenager.
Might start applying for jobs under a false name at assisted living facilities in wunderland to get an interview so I can spark a mongboy out x
>>84281851Your feelings are valid it not fair what they doin
>>84281848Kek I doubt it's the less manly thing, I think it's probably just that she's more manly. Imagine how massive them clompers would have to be to be larger than a mans. I'm not a foot fetish type but there's a sensible size for lady feet and if they're too big it would be incredibly distracting. Same as manhands innit.
>>84281848weird echo chamber, this. she knew the responses she'd get, she got them.what do these women think will happen if they act this way? belittle a bloke who's already insecure about his little feet. i doubt they'd react the same way to a woman with body image issues? that'd be cruel and evil.
Max Verstappen about to lap me in an unspecified iRacing Nurburgring 24
https://www.youtube.com/live/rcdW9_khctQ
not going to that URL.
>>84281965I just thought the title was funny
Feel like vibecoding something to download and archive all SSM uploads.
>>84281891Have you got a proper 'sim rig' and that sort of stuff? They look really cool but I don't have the space for one.
Spaffed just now me VerilyX
>>84282003What sort of goontent were you congooning while you spaffed de lid?
synchronised spaffing
>Synchronicityberg hitting again just nowProper good this
>>84281981Yes, it is probably mid-tier on the sim scale. It's a Moza R5 on a GT Omega Art rig. It's isn't much but it does the job.
synchronised sparking x
pussyrasclart bumborasclart pussyclart egg
whats so "good" about this friday then?
my doctor just told me i am invalid, and that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
>Lunchingham status: Ingested innitPhwoarX
>GOOD Friday? what about BAD Friday?
quite the chuddy synchronicity, that.
>>84282200Today is when Jesus was crucified to forgive the sins of mankind forever. His sacrifice on the cross was for us. Jesus was God in human form he could have ruled over mankind forever but chose to give up his life for us.
>>84282238You really still support that zionist dickhead?
>>84282257Load of shite
>>84282257>chose to give up his life for usThe most based thing anyone can do, and he did it for me, he did it for you, and he did it for everyone x
Good Friday? Bacon and sausage butty Friday, more like.
and we are all togethergoo goo gajoob
>>84282257Really is mental what some people are convinced of. Oh well.
>>84282337don't do it Lollers"it's better to believe there's a God and be wrong, than not believe there's a God and not be right."- Pedro Pascal
Chika knows a lot about sausages and butties oh aye x
TL note: Anon-san is referring to cocks and buttocks.
>>84282337>Bacon and sausage buttyoh it 5x lush
>>84282332That's right, amen.
I see our leader seasidestud is back, no better time for it.
SSM is back huh. Nature is healing.Not gonna do the fish and chips meme today. >>84282359What did he mean by this?
Gooooood morning lids, just got back from the shops now having a wuppa. It Friday x
>>84282418Morning de lid, also having a wuppa myself, though it coffee not tea x
>>84282350Why did he/she make bacon and sausage so tasty then? He/she is having a laugh. >>84282384Bro fist.
hate 3D Pac-Man. horrible design.
>>84282407How's the islamic republic of rotherham?
>>84282498new edition when you are ready lads
>>84282509yesterday we made it to bang-on 500 posts before the new edish. it was a sight to behold.
>>84282509Retard, there is still a good 6-8 hours left of this one.>>84282492It's fine, thanks. Not many Pakis about recently.
Rotherlad calling out bad bakersThat is enough for one day... I've seen it all now.
>>84282549There are around 2 hours of posting time left after the bump limit before the thread drops off the catalogue.I don't understand these lads that are in such a rush to post drivel but it has to be in a new thread for whatever their reason.
Sharn't be posting in the new thread until we have hit 500. Sorry!
>>84282729This but me desu lad
New bread at sub-450 replies is weak sauce. This gives us a bad rep.
Tbqh I would like to see all the women and homosexual wokes oppressed by the Islamic caliphate they are naively bringing into being.
imagine being the american pilot who crashed in iran rn
>>84283733KEK, I thought you were shitting us there for a minute
oi, i need someone to help me change my shitbag m80 !
Wonder what ebin would have thought about these early threads
I'm having fish and chips for tea with mushy peas. This is to atone for my sins of having a bacon and sausage butty earlier. I'm very sorry, God.I'm very sorry, /britfeel/ God squad. I'm very sorry, baby Jesus.I hope you're happy now.
>>84283896now i want a bacon sandwich
Me? pescetarian
Slow thread tonight huh it friday x
Feel quite hollow after my escort visit today lads. This was a new one.She was pretty and I made her cum by going down on her but I couldn't stay hard during penetration. I came in her mouth which was nice I guess.I find women incredibly hard to talk to. She's only 3 years older than me but I just feel like I'm under constant interrogation.Need to get back on strict NoFap and NoPorn.
Bicardi and coke tonight lads, one long weekend away from wageslaving. What's everyone doing tonight?
>>84284565>I made her cum by going down on her
>>84284621me? garn bed in 45
>>84284640It's only 1915 lad.
>>84284621No working pc at mine at the moment, so I tidied up all day. Waiting to see if I need to go up to my mum's as she was feeling dizzy and sick so my sister took her to the hospital.
>>84284627I like it when they moan and grind their hipsShe tasted good, nice pink tight pussy
>>84284565>roughed out a brassLAD WHAT
back to this thread, is it
>>84284785I give oral to every escort I see
>>84284785is this one of those of those awkward wordfilter-dodging slang terms? for cunnilingus?
>>84284806must be awkward if you're on a bus or in the middle of the street.
Anyway this escort had a lot of tattoosGave me great oral (no condom) and I came in her mouthFelt good man
daily duppy edishdaily duppy edish
Good Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>84285181shut it paedomong or i'll spark you
