Wavey Davey edition
>>84282498Appreciate it lad, my post-400 anxiety was starting to creep up on me. Horrid stuff.
SHIELDSAREUPACTIVATED EVEN
I'm putting together a team, lads...
hoping i get some good lorrying jobs today since i volunteered to work good friday (they think im cancelling plans with my "friends" to work LOL)
>>84282579count me in, lad.
>>84282588I'm certain that they don't think that lad. Telling lies doesn't mean people automatically believe them - they have to be believable in the first place for that to happen.
>>84282744>they have to be believable in the first place for that to happen.:(
>looking up restaurant online>click on menu>ctrl+f for something I'd like>it's just a picture of the menu rather than formatted textabsolute fucking joke how some people think their websites are at an acceptable standard
For me, it was getting my pocket money on a friday and heading off to the game shop 20 years ago
>>84282770Me? Xbox magazine and the free demos you'd get with them, it was magical back then
>>84282542SHARED CLACTON BABESHOPE UR WELLAND SENPAI ALSO XO
>>84282257Myface when the most detailed descriptions of jesus crucifixion ws written hundreds of years before the event n_n>Surely he took up our pain and bore our suffering, yet we considered him punished by God, stricken by him, and afflicted.>But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed.>Isaiah 53:4-5
>>84282542You can filter his images if he posts off trip, like this. /Apu [0-9]{3,4}\.jpg/:op:no;boards:r9k/Apu [0-9]{3,4}\.png/:op:no;boards:r9kYou won't though.
>>84282887but that'll also filter the other two Apu xxx.jpg posters
>>84282886What are you talking about? That's an extremely vague description of something that could very obviously be interpreted quite broadly to fit almost anything in a theological sense.Christians really do just need to grow up desu.
>>84282938But how can we be sure that every poster in these threads isn't Sean anyway? You know what we need. We need to sign up by email, user names and verification via passport or other photo ID just to make sure it's not the current personality being seethed at.
>>84282887Now that's what I call a LUSH tip
>>84282886And he was more than likely crucified naked. That loincloth was added in depictions to spare his modesty
my favourite part of the Bible is when they all fought the dwarves at Red Mountain.
>>84282956U should tell the rabbis that banned isaiah 53 in synagogues then bc its too obvious what its about evendoe isaiah is 1 of the major books for them >While the Hebrew Bible (Tanakh) contains the chapter, it is intentionally left out of the public lectionary cycle. The reading jumps from Isaiah 52:12 directly to Isaiah 54, skipping the "suffering servant" passage (Isaiah 52:13-53:12)
R9K should have unique poster ID's like /pol/ and other /outer/ boards tbqhwy
>>84282977Yeah, filters can be fun. I once did them to filter all of the drivel. They were very slow threads. blad and other iPhone users /IMG_[0-9]{4,5}\.jpg/:op:no;boards:r9k
>>84282992You're telling me a group of people already preconditioned to believe it's all true believed that specific verse was related to another thing in their religious tradition? That's crazy lad...You might as well be saying something like>Oh you don't think [suffi tenet #153] is real? Then why did the shias outlaw teaching it?Just apply your own reasoning to any other religion and it rightly sounds ridiculous, mate.
>>84282992That the bit with they cast lots for his clothes?
why don't we do it the opposite way around, where everything is blocked unless whitelisted?but i still don't fully get the point of hiding things from yourself (unless they're ads or unwomfy imagery). if you click to hide a post, that means you knew its contents to reach that decisionthen again, Lollers got to show off his regex skillz. maybe curating 4chan is like a puzzle.
>>84283004If you already have your filter setup then click no stubs in settings you'd never know a filtered post has been posted, it just doesn't appear. As another poster said it is a bit of a slower thread, BUT, in my opinion, it's better quality. Just depends want you classify as better quality, I suppose.
>>84283004The way my mind works, I see and treat lots of things like a puzzle to be solved or defeated. Once I've done it, I'm happy knowing I can.
>>84283001Yes thats exaxrly right. Jews whole gimmick is that jesus isnt messiah. Thryre not supposed to see him in old testament.
>Cluster migraineberg effin me up earlier>Now some leftovah paperwork to work thruckin ellX
>>84283027And banning something doesn't make it true. Did you ever consider that they banned it not because they thought it was true, but because they thought other people would think it was true? That's essentially how all censorship works, lad. The people who ban a thing don't care if it's true, they care that other people will consider it true. Take modern day Britain, the political class censoring racist posts online genuinely are not racist, but they think that seeing racist posts will make others racist themselves.Bottom line is it's all just made up nonsense lol.
>>84282498>70+mph windsfucking wollox , i will have to drag the HAWG into the kitchen againlast time there was a bad storm the fucking thing fell over and bent the handlebars
>>84283002Psalm 22 mate they r often quoted together. As theyre both about crucifixion >Dogs surround me, a pack of villains encircles me; they pierce my hands and my feet.>All my bones are on display; people stare and gloat over me.>They divide my clothes among them and cast lots for my garment.>Psalm 22:16-18Grok ws jesus bones broken at crucifixion?>According to the New Testament, no, Jesus' bones were not broken during his crucifixion.>While Roman soldiers customarily broke the legs of those being crucified to hasten their death (a practice called crurifragium) they did not break Jesus' legs because they found he was already dead. Grok was jesus clothes divided nd cast lots?>Yes, according to all four Gospels, Roman soldiers divided Jesus' garments among themselves and cast lots (a form of gambling or decision-making) for his seamless tunic.Thanx grok
>>84283059IKTF. I need to go out for my weed and like fuck am I getting my bike out yet. It's lashing down. I'll stay in and watch the rain for a bit longer.
>>84283043I dont rly want to argue ahout it or have time As my step niece is coming over at 4. Am curious why u would think its not real tho irs definitely real. You should figure it out ASAP bc anybody can jst have a blood vessel pop n die at any moment. So it's not something to put off when it affects where u spend eternity. Have a good weekend.
>>84283016you must notice the discussion AROUND it though. bit like when you skip over two pages at once in a book.>>84283019solve the economy. go!
Grok what is the statistical odds of 1 man fulfilling all the prophecies that jesus did >The Old Testament contains sixty major prophecies and 270 ramifications about the Messiah. Jesus fulfilled every one of these predictions. The probability of Jesus fulfilling merely eight of the sixty major prophecies is 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000>According to calculations by Peter Stoner, the statistical probability of one man fulfilling just eight of the messianic prophecies Jesus did is 1 in 10^17 (1 in 100 quadrillion). For 48 prophecies, the odds drop to 1 in 10^157, a number often compared to finding one specifically marked atom among all the atoms in the known universePrrtty kewl grok. Makes u wonder how any1 could do that Unless its as if they made the universe in the 1st place.Grok r these numbers legit?>Peter Stoner's mathematical calculations regarding the probability of biblical prophecies being fulfilled, published in his book Science Speaks (1958), were reviewed and endorsed by a committee from the American Scientific Affiliation (ASA)Thanx grok
We on that pakkit of crisps grind today de lads. Breakfast it pakkit of crispsLunch it pakkit of crispsDinner it pakkit of crispsIt pakkit of crisps time all day everyday from start to finish all year forever
>>84283112>solve the economy. go!That's above my pay grade. I'm happy with my financial situation as is.
>Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.>Isaiah 7:14By the way the thing Is that Immanuel means God with us which is bc Jesus is God in human form. However u have to understand that when Isaiah was written nobody would have known what that even meant as it would have been blasphemous to say God could become human.
have you ever noticed that chilli con carne comes in 400g tins (2 portions) but rice comes in 1kg bags (16.666... portions)?not sure what the lowest common multiple is. all i know is it doesn't line up nicely.
>>84283144corrrr gizza few (hundred) quid?
>>84283076n_n honestly the wind situation has been so depressing this Yr. Even when the overall day is quite mild its got this horrible biting wind that's freezing nd It makes my bones chill n makes my eyes water up. I hope this is the last weekend of wind.
>>84283112>you must notice the discussion AROUND it thoughOn the very odd occasion yes, unless it is a reply, then it just gets filtered like the initial post. Which is what most of it usually is.
n_n when i ws walking home frm shop the other day 2 deanos zoomed past in 1 of them corsa/fiesta type motors n pamped the horn right next to me Knowing that i ws gna flinch which I did nd They drove away Howling
>>84283207ye I used to do the same for a namefag on pol, he's been banned now though. silly runcorn nonce.
Honestly if my existence As a clown in a roundabout way Made their day better then It is what it is 10 yrs ago I wouldve been raging But now am jst like Alright
>>84283215that's like throwing water on someone and laughing that they got wet.
wonder how that joke i just posted on /tg/ will go. at least my /ck/ thread is doing well.
Its kinda funny when u think how humans get to "decide" if God is real Its like a fly on a elephant pondering to itself if elephants r real. Thatsthe nature of having God given free will tho. For some reason something that made it all click for me ws realising that Death is a bug not a feature. Like the entropy n death of everything decaying n dying in this world isnt acrually normal It was introduced to the world by Sin. The way God intended for us is being eternal n sinless as his children thats normal. Fir some reason that and finking about this statement >For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.>Romans 6:23Makes something click for me Like you cant unsee it. Its jst obvious this is completely true.
I didnt even bave strawberries last nite bc i was full up frm the Huel goo. Theyre still in fridge.
Mmmmm delicious ultra processed goo n_n
Why is this fucking stock image cat so funny
Don't want nonces ITT. Simple as.
Ngl I would not want that creme egg mcflurry. The mini eggs 1 yes. Creme egg in ice cream doesnt sound right as fondant id already creamy. Idk. Its like the White choccy cream Eggs. Thats too much. Remember Avalanche In KFC they still around ? OwO The m&ms 1. That was peak.
o..one sh..shandy bb...bass pp..please
Anyone else with aspd ITT
n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/yUH-sxW7FGQ
Goonbury-on-the-nut
>>84283299Yep, it cannot be unthought.
>>84283374A lager shandy is the better sunny day pint. Change my mind
>>84283117>Matthew 19:26 Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
you lads ever seen a picture of an attractive abo? i was thinking at work today that ive seen pics of attractive girls from every race besides that one
>>84282995I agree it would bring the trolling down to almost zero
>>84283392Does that mean psychopath? U should look up David Wood on youtube He's a psychopath that went to jail byt he started following Jesus n now he's got a good life wife n kids etc https://youtu.be/jb2ggj9mKM0>>84283458<3
Oh lads I am shattered. Been doing some home improvements. Trying to get a bunch of paint off some pipes and a handrail and the skirting up the stairs. The handrail is pretty much done and now just needs sanding, the skirting is looking better as are the pipes but they might need another attacking with the paint stripper. It has been a long arduous task and I'm achey but I need to get my shit together so I can go get fucked up with the lads later. Should have left this until Monday really but here we are, nice that it's done.
https://wamwoowam.co.uk/sonic4/i'm not having fun.
I hate spring. My body wants to make babies and you have to see all these lucky new couples, which is a level of luck you, as an unattractive male, can never have.Just give me a random working class slag, where there are mutually zero expectations.
>>84283513Recently got first house and have so many rooms to sort out.I fucked up with the polyfiller and it's fucking tougher than concrete. Shouldve just backing papered the wall and called it a day. Decorating isn't fun
>windy AGAINoh my fucking days just fuck off, im so sick of this. Nice and sunny yet battered from 360* by gale force winds.
>>84283559I'm 5 years in and still nowhere near finished any of the rooms other than the living room (was horrendous when I moved in) and bathroom (paid some men to sort it out). Polyfilla is a nightmare, that's my next job is to just sand it down to some semblance of level as a number of my walls are more filler than plaster. Not looking forward to it, might hire one of those big fuck off rotary sanders.
>>84283643Yesterday I put my tomato saplings out side in the grow house and I've had to bring them back inside. Wish the weather would be nice just for a few days. Apparently it will be sunny on Tuesday then back to shit the day after.
need tesco, think I need>beef>yogurt - greek, full fat>milk>chorizo>avocado>bread>sweet potato>flapjack>raw spring onion
feel street.....the millionaires playground
I dont want to go outside yet I have to, I never enjoy it
>>84283658Is cooked spring onion an option? Weird that you needed to specify that tbqh
>>84283188I get the feeling you don't mind the wind when you're indoors, it's howling outside and you're hunkering down and slipping into cosy mode. I love that feel!Are you doing anything over the long Easter weekend, mate?
Need to go get on the bus to meet mates at the pub so we can have a couple of drinks followed by loads of drugs. Bit of a faff really but I am looking forward to listening to some techno while on 2cb and MDMA.
>>84283814Yea your right about that. My wee step niece is here. The cat is really sociable n gentle wiv her its quite cute. As she can be grumpy wiv strangers.normally.So were jst having dinner soon.gokng to church tomoro evening n Sunday morning.you?x
>>84283842I threw up on that combination badly Once ws already mangled af ffm the swedgers n decided not only to dose 2cb but snort it As soon as it touched my nostril I projectile vomited like rainbow vomit everywhere. Quite.enjoyed it normally tho. Theres more to life than drugs tho. Still enjoy techno though sober. Have fun. Stay safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6Zb3N52qU
had sex with an escort earlier ladscame in her mouth, then made her cum with oralbut i couldn't stay hard during penetrationdon't know why this keeps happening, is it normal to be able to only cum once in 1 hour? i've cum twice with escorts before but i can't seem to do it now :(
>>84283497>psychopath>becomes christianchecks out
>>84283960That sounds ace, mate. A really nice family get together for Easter. Did you get her anything chocolate? Does she even like chocolate? Your little cat is going to get some serious cuddles and playtime with your step niece being around at yours. I had a shit day yesterday, I have a new therapist, so going over things I've already said before feels like a setback. But I'm all chilled today. Hope the wind dies down by tomorrow because I like to walk on the beach when the tide is out and look for things. I have two of my friends coming on Sunday, and we'll go and have a meal and swap chocolates. I will be happy with a couple of cream eggs desu.
spontaneous spaff to amia miley x
>>84284051Never got into her desu, just didn't see her appeal
>and then the little frog fella fires his explosive green piss at the guards, and they all just go back to the ship, resolving nothing.
Massive day for the unemployed
Might change my name to Dick Fuckington
>>84283552If you like I can share my toxic gift with you and poz up your neg hole.That's a bit like being pregnant.
>>84284108Tyrants won't allow you to
Whenever I answer a call and it's an Indian person on the other end my brain is immediately flooded with endless algorithm slop media about India like people getting hit by trains, disgusting gutter oil food stalls with fat hairy men dipping their hands in the sauce pots, those five or six twangy bhangra beats that serve as the intro music to anything Indian, industrial accidents, revolting piles of rubbish piling up on the side of the road, truck crashes and people smearing cow crap on their faces while wearing saris.My brain is fucking cooked. I can barely stop myself from laughing.
might change my name to Tyrantosaurus Rex.
might change my name to big tex
might change. (pissed myself a bit)
soiled adult nappies
>>84283646>might hire one of those big fuck off rotary sanders.I used a plug in sander with 80 grain paper and it just melted the paper apart and the polyfila just laughed it off. Wallpaper looking more and more appealing right now
>>84284113Thank you for the offer, but I am not a homosexual bug chaser.
Alreet lollers mate
>Claudeberg paywall kicking in after 1 (!) prompt earlier>Finally resets>Server shitting the bed nowQuite jewish ngl
*shows his son the thread* this is what britfeel is son, do you still think being a four cahner is cool?
>>84284828I wanna grow up to be just like Sean
I want my son to be just like Sean
I want my son to grow up and be detained in a boxroom inside a spacker prison
i want us to pick a thread and stick to it.
he pays to lick pussykekking
cant get hard when he pays a woman to have sex with himkekking
going to shoot up a burger king in gta 4 to vent my autistic frustrations
>>84283783uncultured little lad>Yes, spring onions are excellent cooked and become sweeter and milder when heated. Common cooking methods include grilling and roasting.
>>84284959Used to love Burger King. The nearest one from me now is 40 mins away.
being autistic is living life on ultra difficult retard spastic mong difficulty I HATE IT
decentarse walkington done today
>>84284959I used to smoke mine, I wasn't that addicted.
>>84284980>>84284959you should shoot up a bowling alley in gta 4 de lid
>>84283972snorted 2cb once and thought my nose was going to fall off
Just absolutely DEMOLISHED this de lids it was lush.
rorke and leftypol haha
me? getting frustrated at my children's game. too many ways i can go, too many new places with dozens of characters, too many random NPCs inside buildings who start battles.
>>84285155what 'mon have you got
keep on having ridiculously shit wanks.
>>84285349how sowhat's the problem
haven't noticed the difference between the cadbury chocolate we have now and what we used to have before the buyout.
>>84285424The biscoff cream eggs are breddy nice, desu.
only buy tesco brand choccy anyway
can't name one good female comedian. mad
>>84285464I used to like keri godliman years ago. Some American females are funny on their roast baddle (they swap it's for a D) thing. Or were, not seen it for a bit.
need to know dvdlad's favourite movie scene
>>84285507Rape scene in Irreversible
>>84285507The dancing scene in cuties
>>84285424After eating a 360g of the stuff today it has a little bit. Not the same as it used to be.
Garn get some webab and chips. Might as well x
>>84285464Diane Morgans decent I think.
>>84285561why are people here obsessed with this man
https://vocaroo.com/180QVTXzdKGqany of you creatures ever visit brit/pol/? it kicking off there lately lel
>>84285596This is seasideMARK. He is the backbone of the britfeel community.
https://youtu.be/xR1GOytnd0I
Ordered the scran. Got that new Family Guy wepisode standing back and standing by x
i want a girlfriend but i don't have one :/
Need to get back on the grind. I think I'm a little over half way now.
>>84285672At 32 I'm past the point of caring now.
ELLO DAVE!
Din-dinberg o'clockI do finkX
why would i ever play any gen 1 and 2 pokemon when the remakes exist?
>>84285724Some of us prefer the originals thank you very much.
Just opened this video n saw that theyve used the cover from.the forgotten gem third person shooter wiv Psychic telekinetic mechanics of gamecube days Second Sight as the background imghttps://youtu.be/x5FgSDKD-9Q
seanlad having a bumsesh with kevlad while sandralass gets her self off and is lush x
Got a lot of paperwork done todayProper good thisWomforble, evenX
Great game this was. Developed by Free Radical thats made Timesplitters. Nd ultimately Goldeneye nd Perfect Dark as it ws ex Rare staff.https://youtu.be/KlGp2QY7NMk
>>84285802>WATCH MY BACK OK? He just walks off lol.
Was a cute mental hospital waifu in that game aswell
Did anyone else used to get their mates number and put it on freebie or some other local selling app and tell people they were selling a quadzilla or something similar, or was it just us lot?
>>84285774Need a sandralass x dredd collab asap
saw a woman pouring a can of jack daniels and coke into an empty coke bottle earlier. could be a good tip for the lads
wish this was me x
dvdlad and bumseshlad being the same person scrambled my head!
i have the brain of a medieval peasant
Necking that webab nows. Got some onion rings too blad style because why not x
>>84285957Not had onion rings in ages de lid. Love dipping them in chilli sauce. Enjoy mate.
>>84285947I think he's banned at the moment. He's not posted in a while.
>>84285979Dipping them in warlic sauce rn de lid x
>>84285947>Of all the things i miss i miss my titlad the most.
b...b..but i..i..i p.ppp.pp..paid f...for a...a p..p..ppp..ppass
It so beautifuls xFlat earth mongs BTFO
It's flat and we've never been to the moon, there are no real pictures of earth as seen from "space"
>>84284050Initially i got her a Thorntons unicorn easter egg but then My mam told me how shes not rly allowed much chocolate So I ate it myself.Didnt want to do something her parents wouldnt like.So i got her a load of colouring books nd Bluey sticker book(its a tv show)nd 40 colouring pens the ones I usd to get as a kid too.She loves colouring in.She locks in for hours.So we sat n did that.Shes nearly 5 so.It will be the last year when shes still like a bit of a baby before she start primary skewl this year. Its nice though because the Cat can be grumpy wiv strangers but whenever shes here the cat is rly affectionate nd gentle like she acts nicer knowing its a child.Ave never seen that before.Like when she tries to scratch the cats belly which would normally send her in a rage she controls herself.Theyre definitely friends.ACtually my step brother ws saying that she wants a Cat now from past times shes met ours but him n his wife wants to get another dog instead.So yea.It was a pretty good day am shattered now tho.Have a nice weekend n bank holiday off work.x
>>842840509 times out of 10 i seen a therapist I felt worse afterwards than when i walked in Tbh. Apart from. Well strangely Idk why but I got on better with Female woman therapists psychologists. However the 1 that I really clicked wiv was a English guy he was nice we started in June 2019 nd only stopped in February or March 2020. He kept extending it. Thats a pretty long time I think on NHS? I dont know why he was jst a nice guy to talk to.
>Celebrating 30 years of Resident EvilYup Am washed
>>84285953Most would have been happier in those days where you do whatever your parents did n didnt leave your town desu instead of the degenerate "follow your dreams" era of now. Imagine how it ws like travelling around Britain in middle ages wiv no trains cars going thru countrysides on horses nd walking places.I was finking about that when i saw this film the other day.Would be much more peaceful nd the country would seem much bigger. No wonder they could divide the country into little kingdoms that r just a short train ride for us.
My fav video ave seen in April so far by far https://youtu.be/xR1GOytnd0I
>>84285802Reckons this probo had some influence on Bioshock telekinesis ability as it ws jst 3 years before. It looks pretty identical. There ws also Psi Ops on ps2.
Feel stuffed nows. Washing it down with some ginger beer x
A few yrs ago I played bioshock again its surprisingly still fun nd quite nostalgic now.Then i played bioshock 2 which id missed.Pretty solid.Played Infinite when it came out but never finished it.I think theyre making a new 1.
^0^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7UKP3QN4HA
>Iran shot down two American jets today>almost shot down a helicopterSo much for their military being decimated.
Went on youtube and searched for makaveli uk chairman, not done that in a while. Im surprised hes still going. I think the guy never eats and just drinks. He looked rough years ago I thought he was getting to the end but hes still going now. I wonder if he has vitamins or goes to the hospital for vitamin bags or if hes just tanking the malnutrition
sean shitting out kevs spunk in the omniplex disabled toilets oh aye it really lush x
Remmebr when Amazon did Same-day delivery.Almsot never see that now.Theyve scrapped that.Nd put adverts on prime video unless u pay more.n_n
Oh God just had a massive IBS attack. Like somebody has just ran a chainsaw through my lower abdomen.
Me? On that Friday night Fortnite grind might play some Dead by Daylight in a bit x
https://youtu.be/t1Xhl_0snzk
>>84286433 you must just live in a shithole lad. Probably mums boxroom down in norwich or somewhere or 90IQ and youre expecting same day delivery ordering at 8pm. I always have same day delivery option. If youre from norwich you will be inbred which means 90IQ or less. So yeah youre probably from there.
went for that margherita instead of the fish and chips for good friday >>84286545how about you crossy de lid?
Anyone got any good nonce stings? I'll find some classics
https://youtu.be/7GQ7QNiS0JsClassic
it still Friday night x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAv2YwM0bRs
>>84286605https://youtu.be/avnaoyRvL34 KFC Nonce, some village looking NPC mong
I should start a third britfeel thread since the absolute spaz who started this one 70 posts early will be forgotten.
Ross Peter Clines is committing fraud. You heard it here first.
>>84286561Yea I know u know i was exaggerating for effect.n_n calm down. My overall point still true. That u get half of the service for more money. t. Amazon prime member since 2011
>>84282542SHARED BUDE
vapourwork
>>84286592Honestly had a curry.Like the icing on the cake of a rly bad Lent.
>>84286793veggie surley?
I have been reading some of the Bible every day this year but I forgot today. What a failure I am. Truly.
Mongboys: SparkedNonces: SparkedGood Lads: Buzzinghttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84286847Bit gay to be listening to Madonna isn't it?
n_n ever since i started going to church last yr nd praying that my mams interest would be piqued thru my example its started paying off Not only that she will come to mass with me together byt last sunday she went alone to a different church just bc she was passing thru the area when she ws out shopping. I can tell that shes getting drawn in. Next on list would be my sisters which will be much more difficult. But am startin to fink the way that God turns the worst situations nd eventually turns it into good..,Thats my aunty dying in 2022...........Thats where my new era of faith really took shape though..In the past I dipped in n out of it....Which even then was my auntys influence aswell....She bought me a wee Bible when i ws wee that has her writing on it about Happy birthday 1997.As I got older I became badly influenced by different ppls..Anyway..,...when she ws in hospital she asked the priest Why does he think this happened to her suddenly.., Now It sounds crazy byt I dont know if she ws still alive I Could be in some insane occult new age group.I kept falling into stuff like that.I could have got to like 50 yrs old like that....,If she lived for many more yrs..But now am back in church n actively working to transform mam n other family n asmany other ppls as I can....My aunty will be in heaven.....She ws very devout her whole life.So shed done everything right here already.Byt now shes having these effects still 4 years later.
We all scared of missing our bus in life x
>>84286895Thast not ghay.She is dodgy byt she got some good tuneshttps://youtu.be/zpzdgmqIHOQ
Garn watch some telly in beddingtons now. Too tired for vidya x
>>84286895Whats wrong with that lad? There isn't anything wrong with a bumsesh
what happened to britfeel radiowhat were those two lads called? Zeus and host? Are the episodes still on youtube?
Alright de lids. I have returned from the techno night. Did some 2cb and some ecstasy and some cocaine and shredded that dancefloor (I wobbled back and forth while occasionally pumping my fist)Very tired now obviously, I've had some xanax and a spliff and I'm going to get into bed. Hope you've all been having a fun and good Friday.
>>84287133he was live last week or somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBIpapBFonQ
>>84287192fucking hell lol
>>84287204he shows up once in a blue moon
I wish i kept that retainer in when I ws 14. My teeth r fudged up forever.now because it annoyed me.n_n
There is nothing more my aunty could have doen to go to heaven as she already ws a believer fir her whole life.Whereas my lapsed mother nd my lapsed sisters r going to get evangelised from me now that might Have never happened while they were still alive if my aunty hadnt died exactly when she did.I will evangslise to any1 that will listen but Its easier to start at home nd work outwards.
When u really think how short n fragile life is Its amazing that anybody even lives long enough to come to God.How many ppl died at 25 that would have converted if they lived 5 more yrs.Ppl dont understands whats at stake.All those ppls that did Assisted Dying.The lassie was 29.Ave been 29.U fink you know everything but you as well fink "Am old enough now that am never going to change my mind".The holy spirit can change everything in a instant.
Kate Bush said that theres a mental puberty between 28 And 32 So theres physical puberty frm 12 to 17 ish nd then theres a mental spiritual one frm 28 to 32.I find this to be very true.
I remember when Richard Dawkins ws on telly on Channel 4.I ws sitting watching it on a skool night on my silver CRT.What a weird rubbish era.Honstly I love 2000s just bc its my era but a lot of it ws more cringe than ppl let on now.
n_nhttps://youtu.be/xR1GOytnd0I
Need to stop being an alkie
>>84286834What translation version r you reading?
>>84287634https://youtube.com/@_batcountry
lorried all the way down to thurrock and back tonight, had to wait 2 hours at our yard because the bastard trailer was late then the M25 was shut because of a smash, fuck my life(again)
also these socks are baked onto my feet now but a shower can wait until tomorrow
Garn weddy wyes na night =^ . ^=
Favourite nonce?
>>84288334Offending or non-offending?
>>84288027>lorriedWhat's a Romanian like you doing in the UK?
>>84288687How don't you know English words?
>>84288764What's wrong with what I wrote?
>>84288804I think that you think lorry is the wrong word.
>>84288817No, I'm saying you are a Romanian because you are a lorry driver, all our lorry drivers seem to be Romanian these days.
De lis
>>84288834I can't drive, desu.
>>84288850So you ARE a lorry driver after all!
>>84288856>So you ARE a lorry driver after all!Kek.Also, sorry for not saying NTA, and adding a bit of confusion.
Bit boring, when the ole PC isn't working, desu lads. This must have been what it was like for a caveman, wake up, put crappy radio on and get stoned. Just need a woman now to go gather me some breakfast, while I wait for muh hunting licence to turn up.
>>84288334Before or after the revelation?Quite liked rolf when he did his painting, and liked a couple of lost prophets.
>>84288840De Iish
>>84288130Just got up myself, nighty night lad.
Any news regarding the whereabouts of Ruthlad?
Out of interest, would anyone share their gf with me?
>>84288933Morning mong
>>84288895God, I hope my PC doesn't break for a few years until this retarded AI price inflation dies down.
>>84288954Alri mong, morning.
>>84288949Last seen at Tesco Princes Risborough
>>84288955I doubt prices will drop any time soon.
>>84288965A few years at least, yeah. Stay strong little PC.
>>84288978They will never drop, mong.
>>84288980Then I hope China develops their chip industry and destroys the greed capitalist pigs.
>>84288978I bought a new (mid) one last year, but took that to my mum's yesterday, as I'llbe stoppingup there for a week. It was my old one that shat itself thankfully.
>>84288993>takes whole PC when going on holidayI thought that was a meme, people actually do that?
>>84289004Used to do that too when I was an incel. Cringe to think about it now.
Sandra moving her hips to Michael Jackson's Thriller.
>>84289004Yep, can't have adblock on normal TV, and it's also shit tier.>>84289018Does your transexual bf complain when you don't give xem attention?
You lads want to hear an amnesiac's favourite joke?Knock knock.
>>84289043What does your mother say when you arrive with the pc?
>>84289048She took it up. Why would she care?
>>84289004Forgot to say, I'm not going on holiday, I'll be looking after my mum's dog, while she goes on holiday. Wouldn't take it on holiday, I'd have taken my ps4 and snes.
What next, you're going to tell me you don't have a book for your passwords? Nutters.
P155 0FF
KN0B CH3353
5318008(do a handstand)
>>84289101Yuk that's nasty
F15H1 F4NN1>>84289113N01CE
>>84289119A password book? Weird.
Want to pork a chavvy traveller lass so badly lads.
>>84289123Those disgusting stains
>>84289130Yes, ash went on the mat, multiple times. Not spunk.
Off to Lidl Bude for shopliftingAny requests
>>842891361 of those funky baskets with the wheels on, please.
Ashy spunk
>>84288980Of course they will, you insufferable spastic.
>>84289135Shouldnt smoke, it unhealthy
>>84289139You got it britfrenLeave that with me yeah
>>84289141I had 3 wanks yesterday and thought the last one was going to produce that. Spaffing like an asthmatic who put a tablespoon of flour in his mouth and started coughing.
He's overweight He smokesHe's a virginHe watches animeHe has a password book
>>84288949banned for posting cp the dirty nonce. hopefully the mods passed his ip on to the tnp
>>84289151Me? Never masturbate more than once a day desu
>>84285802never did get around to playing this.Never made the connection before, but I wonder if this was based on the "Velvet Dark" concept, which was going to be a Perfect Dark spinoff that was also an MGS clone.
>>84289142yeah keep waiting lol
>>84289156Not overweight. 6'2 and 10.5 stoneDo smoke, but moving to the electric jooI was lucky and met a couple of slags when I was younger.I've watched some anime, but don't know much about it.Yes, it makes sense to have a physical copy of something when using passwords.I don't feel the need to resort to ad hominem tactics for you, desu.
Me? Chrome password manager Never had a problem with it
>>84289173>Yes, it makes sense to have a physical copy of something when using passwords.Why
>>84289180I forget things, and I've always wrote passwords down. Electronic password managers are ok, but I'd rather do it this way incase anything goes wrong with the password manager. Also, I wonder if a password is needed to access the password manager, and if so, where is that password stored, in another password manager?
Me? Unironically just use the same pw for everything. Never had a problem with that strategy.
>>84289192My mate does. And it's a portmanteau of his full last name and DOB. Bit silly.
People are stupid. The vast majority are.World full of bellends.
>>84289192same here lad, helps if its easier to remember like apu123
Bit more of the ol' paperwork + couple more chorebergs todayIs it notX
>>84289213That's passwordwang
>>84289212But not you oh no youre special
>>84289217I am not as stupid as most, correct.
>>84289217I should have said normals, not people. I didnt mean you lads.
>>84289223Yet you're a NEET and a virgin. How come you have failed in life?
your books? yellowed from years of smoke, with torn and dog-eared covers.my books? exactly the same as when they were new.we are not the same.
>>84289229Not a virgin, but yes, and no. I failed myself at points throughout my life, but I have not failed at life, as I am living.Again, I don't feel the need to resort to ad hominem tactics with you.
>>84289234True, I enjoy the things I have.Posermong.
why does Windows have an 'open at startup' feature for programs, but not 'open after it's been running a couple of mins'?still want quick startup, won't need Photoshop immediately, just nice to have open x
morning battyboys
>>84289245Alri faggot.
>>84289234stained ,worn, dog eared books have more sovl than some pristine perfect book imo
back on the daily grind.shan't actually be tackling this gym. have to do my daily tasks first if that's alreet with you lads?
>>84289244It only takes a couple of seconds to load up, lad.
>>84289245ill let you take over, my shift is over
>>84289164When i was younger I'd have several, but it's rare that I have more than one a day, sometimes go days without, and even weeks at times.
>>84286138Nice one, that's a really good gift and in many ways better than chocolate. I can't think of any kid who doesn't love colouring in. I still love it. Maybe if you're lucky she'll let you do a page in her colouring with her. That would be a cool moment. Animals and children, that is a strange thing. Like animals, they pick up a different vibe from children than they do from adults. I've known of a couple of dogs that were very fussy around adults, but they absolutely loved kids. Like they sense they are safer around children. And who knows, really? We know dogs can detect cancer in people, so who knows what scent a dog can pick up from a child that might be different from an adult's? Cats too they have a different attitude around children too, like you said.>>84286164I was talking with a mate yesterday, and he was asking about going private, and we talked about how many you get on the NHS, 8 is the norm and then they'll extend it to up to 12 if they feel you need a bit more time. Maybe you're building up to something big you want to talk about and they want you to say your piece. But, yeah. That was a long time you got. I hope you got to say everything you wanted to say. >Have a nice weekend n bank holiday off work.xThanks mate, you too!
Managed first spaff over our Nat
1 moar morning smoke, then time to pack muh bag.>>84289305Morning lollers, muh pc shat itself yesterday, so couldnt log back on.
Battyboys: GreetedMongboys: FumingNonces: SparkedGood lads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/9I2IC0DiCDU&t=18
>>84289305Alreet lollers bbq here, go private if you can. It is toppy but youll get 10x further in a fifth of the time. Best thing I ever did after the accident . NHS are awful (GPs admit this privately) for adult therapy
All of this big talk about going back to the moon, and they're not even landing? They're just going up to see if there's any bases on the darkside of the moon.
Mark on the mounjaro. How long until he starts falling apart due to side effects?https://youtu.be/8iNzagcpM50
>>84289336>bbq hereStop pretending to be me? You're a boring little troll.
b..b..but i..i..i w..want t..t..t.to be a..a n..named p..p..ppp.personality
>>84289342Lol very good, heres your daily (you) x
People are stupid.But the anons are not thoPLEASE DON'T SHOUT AT ME
>>84289258maybe with your 2020s PC, laddington.nowt wrong with efficiency, anyway. just because you CAN load 200 background processes, doesn't mean you should.
quite a few transsexuals in this game, it must be noted.
you wouldn't call this lassie 'they/them' if it was a Japanese game from Japan, using 'ore' and 'watashi' and all them.that's all i'm saying, weebs.
>>84289371Yeah yeah we know the play seethemong. You post they reply. Do you have nothing better to do on a saturday than this?
ah yes, britfeel, the only group of people I actually speak to these days
>>84289389member back in the day when you could turn the computer on and fuck off for 5-10 minutes as it booted up and took forever to become responsive?it was a better time, dadberg would always tell me "turn the screen off anon, it makes it load faster!"
/verify
>>84289245boom bye bye inna battybwois 'ed, mi no promote no nasty man dem haffi ded
>>84289427oo aye. it's like adverts between programmes, that's when you go get a snack or have a wee.all this SSD stuff was great at first, but we don't appreciate what we've lost.
>>84289427visions of my dad angrily saying ''stop fucking clicking when its just turned on its still waking up''. Life was better when the computer was a piece of furniture, a large object in the family home, shared by all and when you went outside it didn't follow you and now its so involved with everything it is part of life and the distinction between the internet and ''irl'' is blurred.
reminder that due to imbecilic theists, tomorrow there will be no shopping from shops larger than 335 square yards.get your food in today, lads x
>>84289305fuck off you nonce weirdo
>>84289326Morning, mate. No problem, shit happens, and it's understandable for a Windows PC to shit out hahaha. The weekend is going to be a chill one for you, feet up, nobody but you and the little furry one in the house. Did you pick up any vapes when you were preparing for your holibobs that you can take to your mum's?I'll try and catch up with you on the Discords later if you're about.>>84289336Hey, mate. Long time no speak, I think the last time was when you found your way to Sharty when 4chan was down. I go private, with the NHS, I was a kid, and thereafter it has been private. I have had "talking therapies' as an adult with the NHS. Like you say, they aren't the best and I didn't feel that they were best equipped to deal with my level of OCD, I spoke with a student therapist too in the NHS. He left the room at one point when he asked about my intrusive thoughts. That made me feel really bad and I already have guilt for my unwanted thoughts.I hope you are well and everyone in the BBQLad household are happy and healthy. What brings you back to 4chan, how are you?
>>84289444as far as weird computer superstitions go, he might have had a point there. before any hyperthreading multi-core whatsits, i swear you could FEEL a computer trying to do tasks in order like it's the goddamn Sims.
>>84289461I haven't had a desktop in years but my old one would make amusing noises when loading things and turning on and off, it was quite satisfying. Do modern towers still make noises? this sounds spasticated typing it out but laptops are silent and even in workington its all laptops, I haven't interacted with a tower in a long time. I might buy one as I'm sick of laptops, towers felt like a real piece of machinery whereas this is just a dinky piece of shit.
>>84287695King James V 1769.I bought an expensive leather one from an independent manufacturer a few years back. So I guess I will have this one forever, and pass it on some day.I need to read it alongside commentaries some day because so much goes over my head.
for me, it's always having a spare tab open in Firefox. when i open something in that one, i add a new spare one.it my system. not hurting anyone, is it?
Wuppa time, is it not
>>84289449I got my food shop done this morning, why is it still so windy? will the wind ever go away or is this now the new norm.
>>84289482I've got 30+ tabs open at any one timeLinux btw
>>84289458>Sharty when 4chan was down. get off that muck it's internet poison.>He left the room at one point when he asked about my intrusive thoughts. That made me feel really bad and I already have guilt for my unwanted thoughts.damn. you know the score with internet trolls, but IRL try to view things from that perspective of 'what if it wasn't me, but a friend of mine?' you've given examples but i dunno, imagine someone constantly thought about eating people. as a system you're putting into practice, it is better to approach that non-judgementally. whether that's suspending judgement or not being squeamish about it in the first place. if it happens that your family was eaten by cannibals, you'd go, 'damn, i'd better find someone else for this lad because i can't hack it.'
>>84289476Mostly just fans, my external hd whirrs occasionaly mabe some GPU coil whine in the peak of summer heat, i have a Phanteks enthoo pro full tower
>>84289458tldr this desu
>>84289516don't worry lad i have some amphetamine in my medicine cabinet. should bring up you up to 'able to read a few paragraphs' speed x
>>84289522when im on uppers i post walls of text i don't read though alas im no longer aloud to take uppers, doctors orders
forgot what was happening in my Farscape programme. nodded off during the last episode. i know one of the characters is important since her name in the wiki is a link.do i rewatch the episode, or move on?
wee nap on the cards, knackered af me senpai
>>84289541That is arguably an important episode for plot.
>>84289539>i post walls of text you'd better BELIEVE i'm here to read it all.there are boards that have higher quality discussion (some would argue), and anons split their comments across multiple posts. that's a better internet environment than 100 short posts a minute, IMO.
Shall be shagging the wife up the arse later tonight oh aye x
When you run a lightweight distro and have an equally lightweight DE like xfce, you can go nuts with your memory and run bloated shit like firefox with dozens of tabs open and not feel any performance drop. That's just the benefits of a real operating system rather than a jeetcoded spyware platform like windows.
>>84289553thanks, Farscape knower. i DO want to know that Peacekeeper lore, that's the stuff that's interesting. it had better all be explained in the series itself. Firefly already broke my heart with that episode where Male Pa'u had some secret history with the !notPeacekeepers, and we never got an explanation.
For me? Stargate SG-1 oh aye x
>>84289566but can i actually use the graphics card i spent hundreds of pounds on? ideally, to play games that happen to be compiled for Windows?
fun farscape fact: The actor who plays Commander Crais, is also the voice of Pilot. >>84289569you definitely see a lot of the Peacekeepers as it goes on, and come to understand their place in the universe a little better.
>>84289575Yes. This has not been a problem for linux for many years now.
who OUTLAW STAR here?
>>84289575why would you want to do that lad when you can run some stripped out bare bones OS on your 20 year old piece of shit laptop and then gloat about how you can "open a few tabs" without a performance dip
brap brap gonna bang some prime snatch in me corsa today
>>84289590well, this is the third or fourth time i've had this exact conversation with /britfeel/, and there's a good chance i'll actually reinstall Debian when THIS hard drive dies.thanks anon i look forward to rejoining the neckbeard horde.
it's actually really clever how they seed little bits of Peacekeeper lore, like that one episode where you learn how they produce their weapons. It's a smartly constructed series in that way.
>>84289591I should watch that. Also Slayers.Maybe I need to enter my big 90's anime phase.
>>84289594>why would you want to do that ladtwo words:RollerCoaster Tycoon 2.
>>84289597Not much room in a corsa, will probably be a bit awkward to bang in one, unless the person you're banging is an adult with a child-sized body which you can move around more easily.
>>84289613The corsa is a well known nonce wagon
Once got a blowie in the back of my mate's car. Was him and his gf up front, then me and mine in the back. Halfway through the journey she just leaned over and took out my cock, friend and his gf upfront thought it was funny. You do really stupid shit when you're young. The idea of doing that now is fucking weird.
where seaside zomboid larper, I might do a new zomboid game but what have they updated about it? I played the current build a few months back but they have supposedly messed with it again
>>84289340wait is he back? or is this old?
>>84289602the one where Rygel has explosive piss?
>>84289458Oh yeah I got dropped by plenty of student therapists too, I mean you cant blame them, if their placement is up they will move on. Dont beat yourself up about thoughts, if you didnt want them then you cant call them yours by definition. Back mainly because you can by a pass to get around the captchas with a card now. Being the oldfag I am I thought that meant you had to use a trip. Anyway got corrected on that but seemed to have attracted some sad case troll mong in the process. Family are all well and good thanks mate, hope yours are the same!
>>84289613>child>>84289619>nonceAlways one bringing noncing into it.
who is wavey davey?
Paging the Fartington dept right now meWe've got a live one i fink X
>>84289627He's back de lad. He also lost 4st since being away from YouTube. 15st now if that's ok with you x
why is no one interested in the new mark video? thought his return would garner an explosion of replies
Ask yourself: Do YOU want nonces posting here?
>>84289639it is a well known fact that lads who just passed their test would be shagging 15-16 year olds, picking them up from school in their fully sick dope sick corsa with some horrid bodykit and choons blasting
>>84289647that is 4x lush de lad, quite alright with me x
Ordered a small solar panel to charge my phone, 14W, it'll do. Got to be thrifty in todays age.
>>84289648its just after 12 on a saturday lad, once the usual dossers drag them selves out of bed things will pick upHe does seem to be speaking a lot better, i assume hes been off the drink or at least cutting it down It wont last, once the rush from all the views and comments start up he will be out making an arse of him self getting wissed in some industrial estate
>>84289648he came back the other day
>>84289630yeah, that one.I love it when Rygel has his cool moments to. He's such an actually based character at times.
Ssm on the jab de lids it lush
>>84289670I must have missed the thread. so he was resurrected on Easter weekend. interesting innit. is ssm the second coming?
>>84289648Think we are all waiting for the first display of old behaviour. Hes trying not to a foot wrong in this FRESH START.
>>84289244make a batch file with a delay in it
100% he's on ozempic or whatever the cheap one on the NHS is these days
fatties using fatty jabs because they're idle fucks
>>84289613I banged my gf in my Corsa back in my teen days. It admittedly wasn't super comfortable but pretty hot. Had a big cum stain on the passenger seat that wouldn't wash out.
>>84289677It was rumoured months ago that SSM would return in April.
>>84289244Because the point of windows is not to provide users with a good experience.
one day I stink of fishthe other day I stink of shit
>>84289692kekSeaside skelly by august
All the fatties on bennies relying on 'back pain' and 'joint pain' or whatever to stay out of work will, like magic, somehow find something else wrong with them once they get slim on ozempic which will mean they still cannot work.It will be tragic. Poor things.
mark the anti-vaxxer but happy to inject that shit into his body. classic mongstyle
>>84289692did he actually admit it?
>>84289569there's a graphic novel that explains shepherd's background
>>84289730He said he's been fasting. ckin lol
>>84289730I've seen enough previously fat people start ozempic to know 'the look' that they have. It's a particular kind of phenotype.
>>84289647he's on that cant afford enough food diet
>>84289728He's very clearly not all there. Vax and fat cunt jab are as bad as each other.
The sad reality for most mongs ITT
>>84289728He's very obviously extremely low IQ, lad. Is this even up for debate? You can just tell by listening to him. A true window into 'the other half'.
That feeling when you chance a fart and you really shouldn't have
>>84289257Kek they changed the pervy old man looking at the girls in the window.
>>84289458>it's understandable for a Windows PC to shit out hahaha.I was pushing it to it's limits, by watching one jootube vid, so it's understandable.Might get the PC set up after I have painkillers, a smoke, and walk the pooch. Good chance I'll feel knackered af, and just listen to the radio. Slap a bit of classicfm on, but also tempted to fire the snes up and play super James pond. But also really tempted to do fuck all for the first day.
>>84289768Quite a depressing visage this
Seaside IS BACK
>>84289692You can get it for free at the jobcentre if you are overweight and ask for it.
>>84289458Shit, fforgot to say, I bought 4 vapes. Got 2 up here, but still going to have an OG smoke in a min.
>>84289730he replied to one comment asking if he was on ozempic with "its lush". I rest my case.
At my step-parents now. Will spend two nights here. Room stinks.
>>84289768is it supposed to be porn on the tother side? although I do feel somewhat prisoner like in my flat, I go outside often but its windy and full of cunts so when I'm out there I think whats the point.
trying to figure out how I load up an amp sim in a digital audio workstation , neural dsp but idk why reaper makes it this difficult.
Need to find a way to tell my long term girlfriend that I don't fancy working anymore and that the benefit life is for me.Any tips good lads?
>>84289861the thing with women is, is that they reinforce societal expectations because they are easily influenced so shes just going to flap about you being on bennies and possible leave you because you have less societal status because women are weird group thinkers. My bf works in blah blah place earning x amount, my bf does this, mine does that, oh mine is unemployed :(
>>84289827yeah he never lies
>>84289869If she reacts that way then I simple do not care. Some of us aren't meant to work, and i'm one of them. If she cannot accept that she isn't the right women for me. Her loss, not mine.
>>84289861>Any tips good lads?put a sprog in her so you can become a stay art home dad
>>84289877good mindset to not be under the influence of women, as long as you are prepared for her to fuck off then get on the bennies train, much better than working.
SSM videos are still grim and miserable 4 months later. Hasn't changed apart from losing a few stone
Blad should get on the fat jab grind
>>84289879>stay art home dad
>>84289861>I don't fancy working anymore and that the benefit life is for me. you will be the first to go when i get into power lad Straight into the fucking sea
>>84289916you missed someone saying aloud instead of allowed earlier
If being on benefits is so good, then why do most people (including those on benefits) have jobs?
>We normally expect to deliver to your address between 8:45am - 10:45amStill waiting lads, I fucking hate waiting for deliverys. They never leave it in my safe space either so I literally can't do anything today.
>>84289971>If being on benefits is so goodIt's all cope by NEETs.
>>84289921Lucky we're not that far gone enough to vote in some incel from R9K isn't it then
Grabbin loife roight by the puccay rn, meX
>>84289939Have you ever thought that, maybe unlike yourself, mongboy poster isn't constantly ITT to see that sort of thing?
>>84290000nice quads lid>Lucky we're not that far gone enough to vote in some incel from R9K YET
y-y-you're here all day. get a new line
>>84290037how many hours a day do you spend on 4chan?
>>84290037crying nappy man
>>84289910Cant. Doctors won't give them to me despite being 27 stone.
>Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles>Batman of the Future>Avatar: The Legend of AangPC gone mad innit.
>>84290079That doesn't sound right. My mum's friend got them and she is 18st.
Blad should donate some of his girth to a severely underweight person, a win-win.
>>84290092You need to be fat and have a second condition to get them on the NHS.
put down the fork you fucking fatty boom BATTYS
>it's a Captain Linux episodecorrrr gonna grab myself a snack and get comfy.
>>84289305Ngl I never thought about that. Thats very kewl.I think they can see ghosts as well or something cats n dogs.Also remind me of this https://youtu.be/ehz1A8f6ua8
>>84289768That webm is more deeper than that.That is most humans.Hypbotised by what their 2 eyes can see like theyre animals.Nevermind this fred thats all humans.Platos cave.Ponder on that 1.
>>84289239>I have not failed at life, as I am living.Ngl most based thing ever said in this fred
>>84289166S https://youtu.be/hJUDoVsyjAU
Put that in ur mod nd vape it
The body is round https://youtu.be/HuOlzAMjDqw
Vapes are for children, any grown adult vaping and not smoking rollies instead should be ashamed
>I have not failed at life, as I am living.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIW4HMl81hwquite a kino advert, this. also it means that computer games are NOT for children (they are art.)
you'd never catch me drinking an alcopop. i stick to lab-grade ethanol.
Me? Don't like Crossmong. Simple as. My least favourite britfeel personality.
>>84290207Nasty little lad x
>>84290207is that the cunt who still writes everything "nd dis shrt frm so u got2 figur it all out? lyk a fkn spastic?" Pisses me off that shite
>>84290238Yes. Mad to think he's in his mid 30s.
>>84290207>>84290238at least Crossy HAS a personality.
>>84290271it made sense 20+ years ago when we all had t9 phones and it was a pain in the arse to type everythingNow its just fucking annoying to decipher what the cunt is trying to say
>>84290207What about seethemong and lowercase seethemong?
>>84290263grimi genuinely assumed he was a teenager
>>84290289>Now its just fucking annoying to decipher what the cunt is trying to saybut that's true of all Scots.
>>84290313Crosslad is an indigo childhttps://medium.com/soul-magazine/indigo-children-pioneers-of-a-new-era-2af07579d236
Shall be 'eadin out soon meX
>>84289458Yep called it, feel knackered after walking the pooch, mentally as well as was having to concentrate on my balance.Going to have a mong out day and watch some films. Going to start with teh guns of navarone, then footloose, then dantes peak, and if I'm still awake I'll finish with dirty dancing**plans subject to how I feel after a few rums
>>84290345Based. There is a few of us here.
>>84290321Not wrong there lad kekN.Ire here, the closest thing you can get to a scot , remember visiting Glasgow as a young lad and i really struggled to understand anyone kekThey heard the accent, got really excited and started asking "do ye no wee davie fae ootside belfast lad????" or something along those linesAt least 4 different people asking do i know some random scot who lives somewhere in NI kek , think i was 12 at the time and these where all people in their late teens/20s etc
>>84290377Funny la no cap
>>84290367us INFPs have to stick together x
>>84290345Haha this sounds dodgy af now.I uses to be into this.God cured me if this wickedness.Cute though.
Obese weird male sending threats to me enemies by email la
>>84290389Mbti is still fine though. Aye we r the most rare one or one of. It would be more peaceful world if there ws more of them.
Dat sanctioned suicide forum is full of trannies bpdemons and incels. Been laffin
Crossmong was funny when he was drinking, shouting at wagies and talking about his strange relationships with mammy and step-dad. Nowadays he is just boring.
Is crosschad employed?
Corrr I get INFP on that test too. I don't put too much stock into that though. Like okay I'm a "type", now what.>>84290405People don't exist merely for your amusement though do they. Well they don't do they?
>>84290377True.Scotland nd n.ireland r similar. My wee pal on the street growing up his mam ws from belfast they used to get the Sea Cat boat there a lot.
>>84290410no he's on pip
>>84290417>Well they don't do they?People don't but britfeel personalities do
>>84290404I ws on that years ago. SN days ordering to have in the cupboard for rainy day. That is really a lesson to me. You could totally change your perspective 1 day. So dont make final decisions based off some trannys on the internet telling u that life teh sux.
me? Hufflepuff.
alright chaps?Just old Bri', doin the rounds...
>>84290456Same. Best house, desu.
>>84290453become funny again or fuck off, scotsman
>>84290417Yeah it doesnt rly give you much to do with unless you used it for what career you go into or smth like that. They do the test in workplaces. Dont know what they do wiv the results.
kekkingkekking
>Based on common personality frameworks, Jesus is most frequently typed as an INFJ (Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging). Known as the "Counselor" or "Idealist," this type aligns with his compassionate, visionary, and often solitary nature.>>84290456Sames
He a nice guy but a scumbag at the same time
they just dunt make the chips the ways they used toterrible business
>>84290501Starch tax innit.
>>84290505only starch fannies, me
>>84290459hello, Brian.
>>84290471You should wise up yourself before its too late. Nothing funny about hell.
>>84290459alri bri lid
>>84290513hello mr pussy cat
>>84290519ayup chuck
life suxx0rz.
what is your favourite thing, /britfeel/?
Just had dinner, potato beans and fish.
>>84290514What does the bible say about drug use and benefits fraud?
sparking out scottish spackers
>>84290564About the same it says for giving security guards truncheons for dealing with shoplifters
>>84290549This record is so lush shame it was released on a nazi label.
>>84290560these Hammer Horror cavewoman films used to be on telly all the time. cheesecake kinos (chinos, if you will.)
>>84290564Worry more about yourself as you are outside of salvation atm. When your at judgement day nobody else is there for you to point at nd say at least your better than them. All sin deserves hell. God cant be near any type of sin. Thats why u need saved. Not something you can do yourself.
I told a priest in confession that I didn't know what to say about somebody I know that lives in a sinful state I mean sexually. It's jst that I meant I didnt know if it was worse for me to mention it as judging them or is it worse if I don't mention it nd they never learn. He said I needed to stop focusing on other ppls issues nd fix myself..,thats from an ordained priest. So ill go with that
That is somebody else rhats already a Christian we were talking about tho.
>>84290619>somebody I know that lives in a sinful state I mean sexually.
>>84290595I do watch a hammer horror channel from time to time, love me some 70's heaving bosoms.
HMS Dragon edish
>>84290637give Barbarian Queen (1985) a watch if you haven't already.
Hubris of thinking man understands god (pay me a tithe lol)
me? won't be replying to mistakes. just draws more attention to them.
>>84290645Forgot the linky>>84290655
>>84290564You see I ws talking on a different platform nd somebody said "I'm a prrtty good nice person if I don't get to heaven because I don't go to church/etc that would be petty of Jesus" its hard for ppl to divorce their own actions. God can't be near any sin. Whether it's murder or stealing a penny sweet. Weve all done something that should make us banned from heaven. The only human that ever deserves heaven thru his actions on earth ws Jesus Christ. That is why you need him to go to heaven thru him. As he said nobody comes to the Father except THROUGH him.(John 14:6) That's why you shouldn't ignore him as he is the one nd only way. You need to learn that ASAP. The clocks went forward. Dont end up having a cardiac event one night in the middle of the night nd your blacking out like>hngggh..if only.....I didnt ignore.....the Jesus stuff..........Many such cases. Sad as fudge.
Me? The absolute bitter end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWvYLegN0lghaven't a foggyest what he's saying
goodbye, old thread.
