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Greggs in Birmingham edish
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lonely mongs edish
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Got called racist in Greggs earlier lads
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>>84423286
greggs is overrated and the new chicken sausage roll is shit
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don't expose me edition
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>>84423298
greggs is lush but i agree about the chicken roll
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>>84423300
Why do you post this in every thread?
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>>84423298
Who are they targeting the chicken roll towards? Isn't pork good enough?
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>>84423305
ginsters do better sausage rolls than greggs
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>>84423310
send me the one from the last thread please
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>>84423291
tell us what happened lid
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https://youtu.be/4D35vfQ7eZg
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>>84423314
i know you're thinking muslims but that doesn't make sense because its not halal
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>>84423314
The majority population of Birmingham, lmao
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>>84423300
>He's been doing it since 2023
What a life!
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Helpernonce.png/
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>>84423300
>kids gave consent
nah that aint on. kids cant give consent, its always rape. vile little spastic mong needs a good kick in.
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>>84423342
uh oh, shall we go back into the archives :L
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>>84423036
>2007scape private server

Don't say that you'll upset them!
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Sean is not a paedo, he's just a troubled kid with a weird sense of humour.
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>>84423321
was being racist in greggs
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>>84423405
>Sean is not a paedo
true, shippy is and lollers is questionable sean just like dommy mommys
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https://youtu.be/boo2Zm69fhY
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>>84423405
Some of that statement is correct some of it is false
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Gonna have a cheeky sausage butty at 1am. And then the diet starts after that.
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>>84423531
fresh start at 2am
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Hey look, it's anon. Is he going to say something to us?
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Greggs is for poor people
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>>84423756
are you more of a greenhalghs girl yourself?
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>>84423716
yall bitches so basic
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greggs is awful, literally the only good thing on their menus is their signature dish, their sausage rolls, everything else is overpriced slop
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>>84423777
Kandy Bar guy
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>>84423716
stop sitting on the floor. A dog did a shit on there earlier.
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Make some noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqRqWcqIHc
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>>84423813
I'd like to sniff the floor after they've sat on it. Even better if they sit on me.
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What is it about women now that's so unattractive?
Is it that they're giving too much up front? I can see their entire arse, and they look vaguely like a porn star. There's just no mystique in that kind of thing.
You don't find yourself thinking "gosh I bet she's fun". You just think "stay away from me, you foul hag".
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>>84423716
I would pick the sweetcorn out their shit with my teeth
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what happened to them women like Bjork? Like Bjork in the 90's? What happened to them women like that one off the Cranberries?
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I had a mad kiss with saffron from njoi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1kfWdGUFZo
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Don't ignore me when I'm having an emotional crisis about that one off the Cranberries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
gosh, she was cute though. Shame she's dead.
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cant post cuz images so commenting here hi r9k n bfeel currently posting from my tv 4 reasons is why so lazy kek gng 2 bed soon
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Fink i'll be wrapping it up soon for today me

X
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if the world doesn't end in nuclear fire, it will end in vapid stupidity, and iPhone subscriptions. SICK of it!
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I'm going to buy TikTok and turn it into a fucking website where you sponsor donkeys.
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We could have had it so good in this world. Instead we turned it over, tipped it all out. I could blame *them*, and maybe I'd be right to do so, but all I can do is lament my own complicity. Reaching for ever more, we knocked the whole thing out of balance, and now it's spinning, careering. Maybe it'll never stop, and if it does maybe we'll find ourselves somewhere upside down and terrible, unable to ever put back together that thing that we broke,
I see the image perfect in my mind, and I grasp for it. I know I can reclaim it, if only I can climb inside their heads and make them see as I see.
A human race driven like machines. Is that what I want? No.
I shall inspire them. I shall be the poet, the bard, the howling mad man whose words are so buttery sweet and intoxicating, they can hardly turn away. I will reach inside of them and relight that thing they have that they forgot they had, but was always there. I will make people out of shades, so help me God, I will do it.
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bumboclartpussyclart
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Watching seasideMARK clips and came across this and laughed out loud. He cannot wear a suit to a job interview because it will make him sweat more. And if he sweats more he will stink more. Simple as.
https://youtu.be/BzPVvJtkJ-A?t=173&si=U_aSl-NdvSA0i2Zo
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>>84424323
it just makes me wonder. if he claims to be on full whack bennies, why is he speaking to the job centre? i've not spoken to them in months, last year even.
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with their tanks
and their bombs
and their bombs
and their gons
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>>84424409
inyared
inyared
deyr still fightannnn
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>>84424367
Not sure mate he's an habitual liar so I have no idea what is the truth or not. I think he's on UC and LCWRA also housing benefit will pay for his flat. Didn't he get kicked off PIP a few years ago?
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last post of the night watch here. Where's Crossy, ketlad and wonkylad when you need them?
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My Greggs rose is probably getting up now for her Saturday shift.
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>>84424739
>ketlad and wonkylad

sorry lad, been sorting out PDF files all night with mate A.

just walked her home, on my way to Greggs now actually.
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>>84423286
that was my first and only Gregg's.
had a chicken thing?
No chicken
I'm an Amerifat and only ate half of it - nasty af.
Would have made me sick to eat the whole croissant thing.
I was moist the worst way.
Damp, even.
Seemed uncooked.
Flavor was a 4 / 10.
3.5 even.
I threw it away.
My British girlfriend laughed.
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>>84424739
>when you need them?
We don't need them
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update: Greggs procured. hope these lads don't mind if i sit on their step for a bit x
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just woke up, work in 45, knackered af but the show must go on, wifeberg woke me up a couple of times because i was snoring, it saturday
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>>84425066
are they open this early
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>>84423298
Don't even joke lad. Dun like the chicken roll myself though
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>>84425084
Greggs? yeah lass that's how i got the coffee.
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>>84425125
Did your local have a cute rose lass or is it run by immigrants?
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i will dominate the posting count here today
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Watching her with that muslim creep boils my blood. Can't she fucking see he only likes her because she looks younger than she is. Muslims are always grooming our insecure white girls.
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Good day to you sir x
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I'd be the better boyfriend. I am so sick of allah worshipping creeps grooming our women. These creeps know exactly what they are doing. They come from countries where they marry little girls. Creepy fucks shouldn't be allowed in my country.
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I expect she doesn't have the confidence to date white lads. It's such a shame she is being taken advantage of and there's nothing I can do about it. What the fuck. He will lose interest when she looks older. CREEP whose god married and raped a little girl.
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>>84425141
neither. middle-aged woman, local, stressed, how it should be.

did see a mural that resembled one of the lasses in your collection. just discovered it's a painting of a real young woman from the local stables. shan't be posting out of respect x
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Why is everybody up so early?
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>>84425276
the /britfeel/ paradox:
Saturdays are weirdly busy around here, as you might expect from NEETs and wagies alike.
and yet, Sundays are totally dead. nobody can explain why, but you'll see me complain about it tomorrow.
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>>84425276
turkey is two hours ahead
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>>84425274
gosh I hope she doesn't end up that way.
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>>84425335
that's just how life goes, lad. you watch your 1960s social realist tellykinos about young women pushing their trolleys and carrying their shopping around, saying to each other, 'eeee, let's go to the bingo!'

and you realise. you realise that's who old ladies were. if you are typing on a physical keyboard right now, using a laptop or desktop computer, that is old-fashioned to a lot of young people today.
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The wagie women will pay for my bennies. Men aren't needed these days.
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Firefox i swear to god. you bloated the very concept of tabs with everything from 'tab groups' to 'selecting' tabs to this menu being full of redundant and unnecessary items. but for the love of all that is holy make this green 'New' emblem go away. i have clicked it. i have now experienced Split View.

besides, what is even the point of this feature? Windows introduced left/right split windows 17 years ago. every Linux user with a tiling window manager experiences their life this way by default. why are you BRAGGING to me you can suddenly display two things side-by-side?

i am fuming, lads. fuming to the max.
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>>84425579
incredibly unnecessary feature imo desu senpai
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>>84425607
thanks lad maybe it's not the worst problem facing the world right now, but i'm glad someone can understand.
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good feeling about this /tv/ thread i'm about to post. has the potential to be a hit.
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>>84425660
I love /tv/ but for the life of me I can't figure it out. I have started threads which I know for a fact are typical and well-liked by posters there and they get like 1-2 replies. Then I see other similar threads at other times and they're 280 reply ones. Huh?
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Wagies spoil the weekend for everyone else the selfish cunts
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>>84425917
How so, lad?
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>>84425579
Use Firefox ESR lad. It's stable and not constantly pozzed with gimmick features.
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>>84425959
Sounds a bit noncey that
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>>84425927
8.15 lawn mowing for starters
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>Asylum seekers Ibrahim Alshafe, 25, Abdulla Ahmadi, 26, and Karin Al-Danasurt, 20, have been convicted at Hove Crown Court of raping a woman on Brighton beach in a cynical, predatory and callous attack.

state of it.
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>>84425917
what have the done now lad?
Apart from pay for your entire existence?
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>>84425959
>ESR version of a web browser
Jesus wept. but thanks lad, had no idea this existed!

reminds me of those Enterprise/LTSC versions of Windows.
>we don't include all the bloat because that'll break more stuff for big companies
why the HELL isn't that your default model for everyday users, then?!
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>>84425972
I pay for my existence and have done for many years
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>>84425968
can't believe these articles have started listing their rape high score next to their names.
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>>84425965
Nobody does that though
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thinking about going to the shop with this tenner i have.
no longer need it to snort drugs. i could exchange it for pop instead (a lot of shops offer this service)
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>>84425984
You pay for it using bennies
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Can't remember the last time i had a shower, weeks, months?
Clean and fresh now for the warm weather, shan't be going out though.
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>>84425965
>>84425993
Golf course wagie here

Im off this weekend but on saturday and sunday at 6am, mowers are CRANKED around 6:15am , leaf blowers, strimmers etc

I do feel bad for the houses around the couse for around 2 minutes then i think "fuck em" and continue mowing at 90db+ at 6am kek
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>>84425993
not him but of course they do, where do you live where they don't?

i think some people are just wired in a way where they want to do their housework etc first thing. it's commendable, but it means A LOT of my neighbours fire up their lawn mowers and hedge trimmers as early as the anti-nuisance laws will allow.
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>>84425964
I don't know how a web browser can be considered that.

>>84425982
Yeah I try to use long term supported versions where possible. A web browser is just a tool. I don't need it to do much more than be able to load a web page and maybe playback some video occasionally.
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>>84425993
Could you inform my neighbour
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Mental health team coming round next week. Might just have to let them go. They can't solve my issues. They can't make a girl love me.
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>>84426007
if this was RollerCoaster Tycoon, i'd fence you off in a small box and make you watch all the lawns grow around you.
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>>84426004
No bennies lad, semi retired and self reliant
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>>84426035
>tfw handymen start mowing lawns in rct1 by default

used to wind me up that.
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>>84426007
I had all the petrol kit out yesterday afternoon and everything started first rip of the cord
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>>84426035
>>84426047
kek i do feel like the handyman just mowing away like a mad cunt
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>>84426014
with you on that, lad.

http://repo.hu/projects/webless/antiweb.html
bit extreme, as a lot of these Linux types are. i want more than these lads: i'd like the web to be like a nice magazine i can also type stuff into.

however,
>It is impossible to get it right. The Web Client is unimplementable.
very good point. this would be insane for anything else, like an FTP client or an IRC client. but here we are in a world where no browser will ever be 'done'.
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>>84426058
Lawnmower man
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>>84426074
NTA but, if that was remade I bet they'd cast ryan gosling as lawnmower man.
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>>84426078
Harvey Price?
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>>84426095
Yes, he'd probably be cast as that role in jordan's biopic.
I think they'd even allow him to black up.
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Why are so many Brits moving to Australia
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>>84426106
To create content?
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>>84426039
>semi retired and self reliant
Proof?
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>>84426106
Better quality of life
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>>84426039
>dosser

Always with the cope and lies lmao
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Never had my food delivered by a woman. Why is that?
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YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
INTO THE FLOOD AGAAAAIN
SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BAAAAAAAACK THEEEEEENNNN
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAAAAKE
TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAY
https://youtu.be/Jaa7RCdksC4
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How do I filter posts that contain a youtube link?
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>>84426142
That Muhammad's job.
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>>84426142
They work hard in school and go to uni and get better paid jobs. Women in their 20s now out earn men in their 20s.
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>>84426172
>Women in their 20s now out earn men in their 20s.
Source?
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>>84426179
Lads just don't work and play vidya all day. No pussy no work.
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>>84426153
>How do I filter posts that contain a youtube link?
##Filter youtube
/youtu.be/i:op:no;boards:r9k
/youtube.com/i:op:no;boards:r9k
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*has an idea*

##Make boobs appear
/boobs/i:op:no;boards:r9k
/booba/i:op:no;boards:r9k

*sits back and profits*
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OMG y'all it worked.
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Saturday choon posting?
https://youtu.be/znAoENGZIt4
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>>84426215
I can join in with a bit of that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BaJS7N8hUM
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>>84426172
They are employed because HR is biased towards females, the male manager wants a cute young thing around the office all day. Women are genuinely fucking dumb and university passes every one these days.
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>>84426215
https://youtu.be/wO0A0XcWy88
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>>84426215
Choon edish
https://youtu.be/bMoNV9oWs2E
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>>84426215
I remember me and mumberg reading the sky red button news about some South Korean song which was going viral all those years ago. Tune for that one https://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0
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>>84426223
Over half of people at Uni these days are women. For mid to low level unis this is much more drastic.
The only exception is STEM courses at very high ranking unis like Oxbridge.

Men end up being top engineers or failing everything and dragging shit in the warehouse. Women are in the middle and have nice cushy office jobs.
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>>84426221
Decent that one not my style but enjoying it nonetheless lid
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AND IM HUNGRY LIKE DA WOOOOOOOLLLFFFFF https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
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Me? Upgraded the darts setup yesterday
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I like this, basic but good. Same with most of em's choons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw
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>womfy saturday morning
>BZZZZZZZZZZZ
>"wtf is that??"
>big fuck off wasp has flew in the window
>too big to squish as it will make a big mess
>have to do the old cup and piece of paper to get the cunt back out the window

Do hate this aspect of the summer, endless amounts of flowers and shit for these silly fuckers to keep busy with but they somehow manage fly in the open window to sit and bounce off the window trying to get out like spastic cunts?
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>>84426272
Looks good! How much did that set you back? Looks similar to the boards i've seen in me local.
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>Ministry of Magic, holding cell. Minister Shacklebolt and Auror Williamson sit across from a shackled Death Eater recruit, a nameless goon in tattered robes.
>"You were at the final battle. Tell us what happened," says Shacklebolt.
>Prisoner stares, then speaks in a hollow monotone.
>"We had them. Potter's body was out, the Order's lines shattered. Then Granger drank something. Shot up two hundred feet, screaming about bad Hagrid's rock cakes, her gut swollen like a blimp."
>"She turned, arched her back, and unleashed the first salvo. Sounded like a battery of 420mm howitzers, shockwave vaporized the front rank. Then the gas: thick, mustard-green, reeking of rotten eggs and cabbage. A magical phosgene. Black Mark masks were useless."
>Shacklebolt: "Gas? You mean"
>"She farted. Repeatedly. Wind like a hurricane filled with poison. Three volleys wiped a whole company. Gurg's giant troop collapsed, eyes watering, vomiting. Yaxley ran, got caught mid-air by a concussive blast - turned into pink mist. Dementors just dissolved."
>"It was worse than the Somme. Constant barrage, each tremble like a trench mortar hit. I saw Macnair claw at his throat, turn purple. The stench, ungodly... I cast Bubble-Head, but a second wave broke it. Granger shrieked: 'Oh gods, the treacle tart!' and then another broadside."
>"Within thirty minutes, our army was a field of twitching, gassed bodies. Last I remember, she rubbed her stomach, groaning about prune juice, and I passed out from the fumes."
>"When I woke, I was here."
>Shacklebolt looks at Williamson.
>"Merlin's beard."
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>>84426191
Where do i enter this commands?
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Sod it, hair of the dog time, watch a film, then do some tidying. Might even turn the light off (curtains already closed), recline muh deskchair and chill the fook out pal.
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>>84426334
>Where do i enter this commands?

Install Violentmonkey then install 4chan X https://www.4chan-x.net/

Filter>Comment
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>>84426304
Ring light was 65
Surround was 40
Board was 35-40
Cheap as it will last a fair while if I keep rotating the board properly
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>>84426348
Not him but, I think the same could be done with the native filter, but it's more basic. Just highlight youtube.com, then click filter and add it to the comment? Been a while since I last used it, bit it werks.
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You wouldn't think she'd be a greggs lass making sausage rolls and coffees all day. Surely she could get a job in a clothes shop as she has good style. Hungry customers probably get angry at her when it's busy. I would stand up for her.

She's your quintessential british rose with no tats and doesn't dress like some cheap thot. I wish all british roses out there to enjoy their privileged lives. They are a rare breed.
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https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
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Filtermong is back?
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Wild how men in their 20s banging teenage girls 16 plus slowly became immortal in the 2010s whereas before it was totally fine.

Remember back in 2009 when I was at school the years hot girl had a bf in his 20s who would pick her up outside the school gate. She was 16.
Knew a gay lad who was 16 whose bf was 26! It raised a few eyebrows but nobody called it abusive. His parents were totally ok with it and liked him. It was normal and fine.

This was a shithole in south wales in the 00s.
Anyone have any similar experience?
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>>84426382
When I was in primary half of year 3 were banging old age pensioners. Would never get that now. How times change.
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>>84426382
No, I missed out lad. It's only old menopausal women/single mums for me now (if I'm lucky to win the dating app lottery).
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>>84426380
They never went away they are monged out of their mind
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I remember one of the badly behaved lads in secondary school slept with the young 20 something teacher. He would've only been 15 but he was much older look than most.
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>>84426272
You need to line up the red thing its doing my ocd in lol
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>>84426403
Yes, the female teacher NONCE is a big issue nowadays.
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Being diddled isn't cool. I was fiddled with by an older girl when I was 8. Wasn't hurt or anything, just utterly weirded out. Mad how I prefer a wank to segz. Doubt that had anything to do with it, ahaha.
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Why has the thread descended into talking about paedophilia again -__-
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>>84426445
I'm just confirming it is bad, due to an experience I had.
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The state of this one. Only 24 there too. I fucking hate them tats.
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Gotten up, have i not

Got dang draft not letting me sleep properly

X
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So thread topics
Noncing
Getting nonced
Got it
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>>84426453
Tragic, is it not
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>>84426463
There were more posts involving choons, yet you choose to focus on that?
Weird.
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Got some noodles on the go oh aye it lush
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>>84426474
I think it's a combination of being bored, insecure and thinking you will actually look better. These women are brainwashed by stupid trends.
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>>84426484
I need to do a shin beef stew later. Looking forward to it.
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>>84426477
I have YouTube links filtered. Still going on about noncing?
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>>84426503
We'd stopped, but you just mentioned it again.
Weird.
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>>84426453
Nobody cares what you think, incel
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>>84426507
You keep prompting the response, though? It is like you want me to keep talking about it? Weird.
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>>84426491
Sounds nice! Send pics when it is done. I love anything like that anon x
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>>84426512
I know how to manipulate you, it's quite easy.
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>>84426523
How does that work then? You see a post, get upset about it, then reply to it? Lmao ha ha
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>>84426554
Yes basic things, like acting childish and replying the same.
If you reply to me I win this one, if you don't, I scared you into being silent.
What do?
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Verily

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>>84426445
They are trying to convince themselves and us that they wouldn't diddle a kid even if they knew they could get away with it.
TL;DR
Projection
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Lovely weather to do me wollocks in today
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>>84426561
Who said anything about winning and losing? Is that how you get your kicks on a weekend? Imagining about winning a game only you are playing on an obscure image board? Lol
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>tfw, winrar
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>>84426610
>Imagining about winning a game only you are playing on an obscure image board
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>>84426590
Just want to let you know that you're my favourite poster de lid oh aye x
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>>84426610
Nuh uh! Mummy says I won!!!
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>>84426590
Just want to let you know that you're my least favourite poster de lid oh aye x
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>>84426620
You don't get it lad, he's playing epic mind games with us. So he thinks.
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>zerohedge.com/political/video-game-triggers-feminists-story-man-protecting-child

White women hate nothing more than the thought of having children, don't they
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Sophie Ellis Bextor is the perfect woman.
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>Only 3.9% of men are convicted of a violent crime.

Despite only being 3.9% of the male population...
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>>84426610
What went so wrong in their life that their weekend highlight is talking about that and saying they won a pretend game only they are playing x
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Weirdly seems like a lot of samefagging and more ineffective twolls jumping on. Tis 4chins, that's how it is.
I win you lose, that's it. Don't be salty.
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>>84426648
On that tarts comment. Some would experience a baby fever just not as intense as women do of course. But yeah we are not nurturers doesn't mean we don't have an urge for children to protect and provide for. Silly cow
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>You are samefagging
That old chestnut? lol
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>>84425066
Eating your greggs outside a Masonic lodge lad?
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Pragmata more like kinomata amirite
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>>84426660
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/10618931.scales-justice/
crime
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It seems our ickle fella is upset. Strap in for a fun day of laughing at one of his melties.
It's a nice day anon, enjoy it.
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>>84426648
tbf, it's weird they did that thing with the crying emote.
I guess they saw lots of people doing it, and didn't grasp the context.
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>>84426694
It is scared and afraid x
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>>84426708
>Charlton Allen, 23, Bicester, admitted using a colour television without a licence in North Street, Bicester, on February 14. Fined 40 and told to pay a 20 victims surcharge and 45 costs.
Grim
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>>84426688
I think there's a misunderstanding about this. Women specifically have the instinct to nurture babies, while men are kind of confused and put off by babies (because it's just a little thing that shits and screams). When the man's role naturally comes in is when the child is the appropriate age to be taught things. In an evolutionary sense, it's because men would have to train the next generation of hunters and workers.
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>>84426610
They've nowt better to do lid. Me? I'd never partake in such conversations, i'm keeping it womfed up
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>>84426734
>victims surcharge

Who is the victim? The tv for having to play the beeb?
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>zerohedge.com/crypto/us-military-running-bitcoin-node-admiral-paparo-reveals

Zamn

It's almost as if crypto was a glowie ZOG op from the very start
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>>84426745
Keeping it womfy myself. Cinema and beer garden later on it lush.
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>>84426707
>Pragmata
I've seen this game in CEX earlier on, QRD? I keep seeing people talking about it.
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Good afternoon lasses. Which one is the warmest? Shouldn't you two be wearing hair nets? Not that I would mind your hair in my food. I'm sure you are very hygienic lasses.
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>>84426749
>Who is the victim?
Me
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Really, it's time to start chopping off arms for theft, Iron maiden for stabbings and hanging for murder.
Sick of it.
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>Look mummy, I've just called lads I don't know a paedophile. LOL and they can't prove they aren't LOL. I'm winning. I've go tthem beat.
>I'm literally like one of those lads from The Inbtweeners.
>I'm funnier than Chris O'Dowd, Richard Ayoade, Katherine Parkinson, and Matt Berry.
>I'm psycologically more advanced than Sigmund Freud and Carl Gustav Jung.
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>>84426781
What AI and prompt are you using?
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I have relaxed, now I will tidy, then I will relax, then I will cook food, then I will relax, then I will eat the food, and then and only then will I relax again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VECljlG--gE
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>>84426806
You won't do any of these things
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>>84426806
Sounds nice lad! Enjoy :)
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>Seething at AI bints he created
LOL, LMAO even
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>>84426771
It's a new Capcom game (kind of Resident Evil meets Megaman. Nothing too out there), and weirdos have decided to turn the whole thing into a discussion on paedophilia, because of course they have.
You can't talk about the game on /v/, because all of the nonces come out, and you can't talk about the game on feminist hot-spots now, because those people will come out.

just play the game and ignore them, desu.
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>>84426802
I don't think that's a good idea to say.
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>>84426824
Why not? I don't get it:?
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Working with cute lasses all day (that liked me) would make being a wagie tolerable.
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>>84426814
Those things, anon. Put some effort in, ffs.
>>84426816
Thanks, I will. Hope you have something enjoyable planned for the day.
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>>84426828
There's free ones online lad.
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>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ayatollah-mojtaba-khamenei-surrounded-247-medical-team-hideout-generals-run-iran-nyt

Praying for are chudyatollah rn
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>>84426463
many such cases lid it is all this thread has going for it at the minute
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>>84426836
You're a very unlikeable person though
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>>84426845
Ye but I just want to know what prompt you are using, is it so hard just to tell us? Please don't gatekeep anon we're all frends here x
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It's weird when you feed the AI new girls, it doesn't really generate them right. It takes some training.
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>zerohedge.com/political/sweden-will-consider-ways-limit-energy-use-if-iran-war-continues-government-says

Good comments there as always

(((They))) are making their final play for their Great Reset (total goyim enslavement)
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Me? About to spaff a huge one for mama texas
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>>84426861
Prompt? I'm just stating innocent situations like girlies enjoying their day out at the beach but got sunburnt.
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Have you ever met a paedophile IRL? What were they like?
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>>84426899
Yes. Knew a lad at school who as an adult got busted for CP. he was just a normal lad tbqh. Just had secret desires I suppose.
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>>84426903
Likewise, was my best friend all way through comp. Worked with him a few years self employed then it all came out. Not spoken to him since. I'd rather not.
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When a lass does this face hoping you'll do whatever it is she doesn't want to do herself. Don't fall for it these days. They don't care about you but they know men will bend over backwards for them usually.
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>>84426229
I prefer this version desu https://youtu.be/mFER2WeYnBo
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>>84426899
I remember seeing Huw Edwards from BBC News out preparing to do a live report around 2008. He kept staring at me as I walking towards him. I think he must've had a thing for lads in trackies. I was a bit of chavvy looking lad then.
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1st bit of washing and tidying done. Quick relax break, then will fill the bowl again to do the frying pan and baking tray as I'm starting the stew.
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Fink i've stumbled upon a thing

X
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>>84426382
You're that paedo who works in a school in Thailand. To be clear this is what turns you on older lads with school kids? And you work in a school? Just to clarify?
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beckie is cuter than wuthie.
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>>84426899
A bunch of my teachers were very sus. One of them got in some kind of trouble for being too close to some of the kids, and then left the country.
Strange older single man, who had basically turned teaching into his life. Used to take yearly trips to the third world. Emotionally peculiar.
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>>84426382
This poster is unironically a paedophile who moved to Thailand to "teach English" in a school btw. Feel sorry for them students. He's stopped mentioning Thailand now cause he's scared of authorities.
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Still desperately trying to get somebody to take the bait.
It's sad to see.
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used to have a teacher who was a nonce. he fucked a year 10 girl. really dark shit because he seemed like a normal guy. fuck this gay earth
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my favourite country in the world is north korea. i love kim Jong Un. he is anti pedo shit.
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>>84427047
>a year 10 girl
too old
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>>84426999
Digits are blessed but Sean isnt a paedo, big man. You are obsessed.
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Wish DVDlad would come back.
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what is the most paedo culture in the world?
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>>84427073
france mega nonce culture that. the frogs just keep talking about noncing the young ephebes. Read fucking Foucault.
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>>84427062
>Sean isnt a paedo
No one mentioned him and the post isn't about him?
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>>84427084
>france mega nonce culture that. the frogs just keep talking about noncing the young ephebes. Read fucking Foucault.
kek
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which is more immoral to have sex with?

A 30 year old woman in the body of a toddler?
A toddler in the body of a 30 year old woman?
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which is more immoral to have sex with?

A 15 year old with an IQ of 200?
A 99 year old with dementia and an IQ of 50?
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Just spent an hour sat in the armchair maladaptive daydreaming of a better life. Lord please save me.
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profound philosophical paedo questions
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>>84427087
It's all he thinks about you should know that already...

>>84427098
Grim

>>84427108
Grim
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>>84426899
>>84426903
> he was just a normal lad tbqh
You are the beast of Bangkok replying to itself though. You do that a lot.
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>>84427127
confusing me with another lad in this thread I think
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>>84427127
I don't partake in samefaggery, try again.
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>>84427137
Shut it beast.
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>>84427135
he is a paranoid schizophrenic lad. ignore him. Randomly accuses people here of being Thai nonces or somethiny
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can you imagine the sort of sick perverted parent that would abuse their own kid. some people in this world really are fucking monsters lads. absolute abolbinatiks abominations who should be hung drawn and quartered.
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>>84427141
Go on then, I'll bite. How did you wrongly come to the conclusion that I am the beast? I'll wait.
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paedophilia is bad. kids lives ruined. Say no to paedophilia lads.
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>>84427137
Your mum was crying because you didn't socialise in uni she didn't know the one and only reason you went was to satisfy the bachelors degree requirement for fleeing the country to "teach english" in Asia. Imagine the actual native teachers knew what you are. They probably can tell. Sick beast.
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Oh look every one in britfeel is talking about their favourite subject again.
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>>84427159
I'll let you into a secret lad. You didn't even give me a (you) I just replied to get a nibble oh fucking aye ;)
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>>84426382
The lad behind this post works in a school right now. Really think about that. The Bangkok beast is Welsh. It is 100% him.
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>>84427160
No, it is just you mentioning it again. Weird.
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>>84427160
it is the most important subject in the world lad. nonces are everywhere. as you walk around the street look to your left and to your right. statistically one of the people you see is a MEGAPAEDO! ordinary paedos can found and killed but to kill the bosses you have to kill a MEGAPAEDO
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>>84427176
Are you winning again lad?
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THE BEAST OF BANGKOK IS HERE. HE IS A MEGAPAEDO. ONE BITE AND YOU WILL BE CONVERTED TO A MEGAPAEDO.
like weeewolves or some shite
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what is a suitable punishment for paedos? i think they should be rounded up an then dipped testicle first into hot lava
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>>84427190
Getting sparked out and fhen fed to the little sparks.
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Don't forget to go outside today boys
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Wonder what Sean A. is doing today
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>>84427214
Took my dog out this morning, that was enough for me x
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Wonder what Sean B. is doing today
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Wonder what Sean C. is doing today
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For anyone thinking marks faking it. How would you feel if you went outside and spontaneously shit yourself on a daily basis? IT NOT FUCKING RITE.
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Wonder what Gregg A. is doing today
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Wonder what BBQlad (VERIFIED) is doing today
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>>84427252
Probably eating a cold tin of beans, listening to classic FM and reading an obscure book from his fine oak shelf.
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Beers don't complain when I finish in two minutes that's all I am saying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaKrmYwaOkk
wo, this slap
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hold on, this is an AIslop channel, innit?
Well, it still slap...
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Warmer months are here lads, calmer seas. That means more and more boatpeople.

Taking bets on what the maximum in a single day will be? Previous record is 1305 so I'm gonna guess it peaks over 1500 this year.

Cooooorrrrr, imagine all the doctors and rocket scientists!
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>>84427359
All those big beautiful brexit boats coming over on the English Channel it's lovely isn't it? When we were in the EU boat crossings were in the 10s per week, funny that! Haha.
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>>84427359
I would work if they had UK ICE but we dont so I cant work.
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Foodington digested, has it not been

X
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Me? Scraning chappagetti
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>>84427398
isnt that just the borderforce?
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>>84427458
Yes. However, border force as ineffective and needs to be replaced.
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>>84427478
or just improved?
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>>84427478
Not that it's ineffective as such, it's just that the rules they "enforce" are demonstrably pro-immigrant. If we had a government who wanted the border force to secure the border and deport people it would happen. The government doesn't want that, so it doesn't.
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>>84427486
If it can be. Rebranded, perhaps? The line UK Border Force means nothing anymore. These forrens laugh at it.

>>84427487
Yeah you are right. Nothing will change.
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>>84427252
>Gregg A
STONE COLD
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Me? Knocking one out to Ella Toone oh aye x
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OK, tasks completed, stew is stewing, and I'm just waiting for it to turn daytime on a server, then I'm going to doss my arse off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiRc2YIRQWQ
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>>84427508
>The line UK Border Force means nothing anymore
>The line
what?
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>want to have a massive plate of pasta and beef with sauce and sour cream with sourdough but I cant because im trying to be shredded for summer, despite the fact i have no friends and no one will see me topless

suppose rice it is
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This the bint that anon goons over? https://www.youtube.com/@Rebecca-asmr
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Might get a chonky for din dins
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>>84427571
Corrrrrr I reckon she would like to know about the gremlin who posts about her here sexually all the time. She might even stop making vids oh aye it lush x
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>>84427547
NTA but reading between the lines I think they mean that the uk border force has become a joke
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might go to the supermarket and get some beer so i can put them in the fridge so i can enjoy a nice cold beer later.
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>>84427571
This is the bint Turkmong slimes over is the correct terminology
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My Apu that was killed in a froggering incident just after spawn has sired a whole fucking heap for Apulets without me knowing and he told them to come to my house before he was hit by a transit van. Now they're all outside begging to be let in and I just know they'll be on the blower to SPACCA. I'm legally required to take care of them. This many Apulets would clear ten kilos of chicken nuggets daily. I'm ruined if they get inside. I shut the door but they're all on the curb asking people to let them in. In fucking tears.
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>>84427571
I would smash her with a bag of frozen turkey dinosaurs right in the face
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>>84427671
they're adorable with there little lollies and confused expressions, i'd take one off you but i have no idea how to look after one
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>>84427681
That is very very specific. You done this before?
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Any of my fellow transphobes in today?
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remember to keep a steady supply of fruit pastille lollies on hand, apus do melt in hot weather.
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>>84427771
Melting? He looks like he has been SLIMED!
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So fucking tedious to see people make an economic case for mass immigration. Political economics can be in some sense more an art than a science, but if there is one singular fact that has been incontrovertibly proven, demonstrably, beyond any and all reasonable doubt through countless micro- and macro- examples, it is that mass immigration of unskilled immigrants from alien cultures is economic CANCER.

If mass immigration is so good for the economy then why does everyone feel poorer? Why has productivity flat-lined? Why has GDP per capita frozen for so long that ex-Soviet countries are now about to overtake us?

Anyone trying to push mass immigration with some kind of economic rationale is simply just trying to lie to you to convince you and should be ignored and abused and mocked as appropriate.
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>>84427571
>British Rose

Do all forrens think our 2/10's are worldies?
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>>84427777
Anyone voting for mass migration should open up their homes to a boatwog as punishment.
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salty gammon
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Any white people in brum want to go to the pub
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>>84427848
Looks tasty that, I usually only get one at Christmas though. I've even heard that people have gammon on a sunday roast. Unthinkable.
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>>84427860
a gammon sandwich and red wine is a nice mix. the steak on its own is a bit to salty for me though
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>>84427852
B I R M I N G H A M is a big place, you mean in the center, selly, handsworth, harborne or what
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Not posted in a long time lads. Currently in an airbnb in Cebu. About half 11 and this girl I've been knocking around with is alseep in bed. We were meant to go out clubbing again (same as last night) but she said she wasn't feeling it. Now she's been asleep a couple hours. Sorta bored. Might go to 711 and buy some snacks and come back and browse the internet and drink fizzy drinks and eat sweets like the good ol days.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kjsa3O1O2mo

I've totally lost my head with this girl though. Been here a 3 weeks. Meant to leave next week. Probably gonna extend my stay another month.
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>>84427782
NTA but, yep, that's why they are flooding here.
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PUSH, c'mon goat you can do it PUSH
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>>84427852
/soc/
Reported and blocked
MP contacted
Telephone preference service informed
Scoundrel
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>>84427986
thats a bit antisemitic bro
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Me? Sparked.
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>>84427571
24 years old. Lush.
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>>84427728
Iceland banned me for such reasons, farmfoods is still oblivious
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why is manchester and newcalses both lumped in as the north when there 100 miles apart
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Geordies are really just jocks with a funny accent
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>>84428180
Why is this post forren coded?
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>>84428188
>Why is this post forren coded?
coz your a skizo
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Scottish lass looks ridiculous. I hope this isn't a new fashion trend. She looks best in summer dresses.
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>>84428217
Bitches love urban outfitters so much it's crazy
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THE DARTH MAPLE
JOHN PART
https://youtu.be/0soRUOTDWBg
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>>84428188
Because you're replying to the beast of istanbul de lid x
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Lads, what is the stuff in and around my toenails which smells like a mixture of soap, cheese and vomit? And how do you get rid of it?
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>>84428222
So obsessed with 2000s culture nowadays. Zoomers really must hate current times.
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Started liking pictures of japanese girl feet in nylons on twitter and the algorithm has massively improved
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>>84428217
does the button shirt signify her having a boyfriend
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>>84428237
Showering or bathing on a daily basis and cleaning yourself properly like a big boy.
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>>84428238
desu I haven't seen baggy being that popular yet, maybe that's the next thing, I know zoomers love like low rise jeans and generally anything 00s
>>84428243
Just part of the fit I think
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>>84428243
She's got a tall deano bf. He is a pretty good lad by the way she talks about him sometimes.
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I'd like to move to York someday. I don't like Winchester.
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>>84428226
Startled big chungus
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>>84428244
You ableist piece of shit, do not infantilise me
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Why does minaretmong find this ogre attractive? I don't see it? https://youtu.be/JftHDlhvJ0c
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>>84423286
Why are you sat indoors on 4chan when it's sunny outside?
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Last orders for chicken balls
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>>84428308
Diggers or from the chinky
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>>84428293
She's very cute like ruth but older. Nice big facial features but most importantly she seems like a kind and loving lass. It's a shame I can't find me a rose.
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>>84428299
I'm hacking a 2DS that I just bought
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Are there british roses beyond the age of 30?
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>>84428339
She's an ugly foid who is only able to succeed since she was born without a penis.
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>>84428299
Got an acca on and can't be at 3 stadiums at one time x
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Watched a couple EP's of this slop, me

Bit too SJW-adjacent, not sure if i'll keep watching -Maybe one more EP tops, see if it picks up

Pretty fond of spaceslop me arnt i X
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>>84428376
Succeed? She is a wagie like most hard working people out there. Get a job and maybe you'll improve your chances of finding a nice gf. You've clearly gotten yourself upset watching asmr lasses because it's reminded you that you have not ever found love.
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>>84428449
Mate a job doesnt get you a bird lol. I've been working since I was a wee teen and I'm in my 30s now and no one cares if you have a job.
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House in my street sold recently. Hoping for some fit single mum to move in, maybe a young couple to possibly be friends with at least.. aaaand it's muslims. Bearded fella. Woman fully covered. 3 kids. Fuck this country. Fuck it to hell. I'm done.
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>>84428470
Go around and tell them they're not welcome and that they need to move or else.
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>>84428465
You've never even made any effort to get yourself into a relationship. You just expect it to happen (right time, right place is hollywood bs) and get lucky without doing anything. Dress yourself better, shave, get a proper haircut and keep up your hygiene. That's the bare minimum for anyone to see you as someone that cares about himself.

You probably barely even talk to anyone so people probably think you're just boring and don't like attention. You will need a car too because women do not like men that can't drive them anywhere. There are single mums mostly in their 30s so it's not going to be easy as you get older.
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>>84428507
Aint dating a woman who has a kid. no sir x
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>>84428465
You're calling girls foids. It's no wonder you aren't a desirable man. I know it's unfair lad but men have to do the chasing when it comes to relationships. You have to use dating apps these days too...treat it like playing the lottery. Maybe you'll win one day.
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>>84428521
Foids are FOIDS mate. Even of discussion x
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>>84428523
We are too old for them roses anyway. Not much we can do about it now. We just let time fly by hoping things would get better. The worst, most saddest feel ever.
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Might fart, me

Might shard, even

X
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becks is cuter I think.
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>>84428521
>You're calling girls foids. It's no wonder you aren't a desirable man
They'll never understand this though.
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wonder if there is any medication to completely kill the libido so I don't care about females any more
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>>84428564
Looks like my ex from back in the day in that pic. Had some proper milkers on her she did oh aye
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>>84428569
If you were a girl, you'd probably get many lads ask for your number out of the blue. You wouldn't even need a job.
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>>84428569
It's exactly the same attitude as crystal cafe where they say moids.
Just sad people blaming others.
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>>84428583
If that is what you want to believe then nothing, and I mean nothing, will convince your small mind anything otherwise. Grim desu
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>>84428572
Try taking an anti depressant
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not arsed about foids me x
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Dropped a truth nuke on the thread and killed all discussion
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>secondary school physics class
>pakistani teacher
>he's teaching us about heat retention or something
>teaches it using a metaphor of some weird punjabi food that apparently retains heat
>whole class (I'm the only white person) seems to understand
>I don't
Only in Yorkshire amirite
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LID YA GOT TO FUCKIN HELP ME DE LID.
ONLY GONE AND DROPPED MY FUCKING ICE LOLLY DE LID I'M FARKIN' MELTIN DE LID I DON'T HAVE MUCH LONGER LEFT DE PLEASE DE LID POP TO THE SHOP ROUND THE CORNER AND GET ME A CALIPPO OR I'M DEAD DE LID. Gwarn get me two de lid? Maybe a Solero too de lid? Please one of those choccy Magnum lde lid....
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Got IDed yesterday at a pub. Showed him my hairline and he served me.
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I wonder what Ruth is getting up to tonight.
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I have never said the n-word out loud.
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>>84428894
Coward x
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>>84428848
Lots and lots of kissing with her deano.
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Need to find a good kino to watch me
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>>84428923
How am I a coward lad?
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You can't get a girlfriend because you are addicted to porn and waste so much time masturbating.
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Snarf burning in the fires of Hell.
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>>84428944
Cant even say a word out loud.
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>>84428972
No reason to, is there? x
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how safe is it:
- to eat hot choccy 'bombs' that expired in May 2025
- to assume a friend who left me TWO (2) such items is trying to poison me
?
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>>84428961
Why would animals go to hell?
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>>84428311
Was good
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>>84428979
he's seething as a cat stole his girlfriend
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>>84428992
They do lick pussy all the time, so can see why his gf was drawn to the cat.
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bought some screws and that from kayfast.co.uk
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>>84428979
because acshyually facshyually cats are street vermin we domesticated as a Victorian fad called 'cat fancies' wherein middle-class ladies and gentlemen tried to domesticate the common back-alley cat as a dick-measuring contest/gin-fuelled gimmick similar to a flea circus or My Fair Lady. only dogs go to Heaven because the whole point of Heaven is that you just automatically get lumped into afterlife A or afterlife B depending on your nature and it has nothing to do with your actions in life, this is basic theology and that's even if religion is true which i know it isn't.
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>>84428848
being shared out between deano and his pals
everyone has a go
she full of come
dribbling out of her holes
it lush
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I miss the Bude Beast gimmick lads
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imagine unironically calling people 'deanos'
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imagine sneering at a message board
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nearly dropped this frigger in the bath.
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>>84429058
Use a trip next time so I can search for your wisdom, you chief
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need some vagina lads
some nice wet inviting vagina
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I haven't wanked in 5 days. Just haven't felt like it.
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>>84429035
You have repeated this many times and it's still tripe. Cats have been domesticated since ancient Egypt. Stop posting them if you have this weird resentment for them.
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>discover factoid from the internet
>repeat ad nauseum every time subject comes up
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>>84429085
Imagine a sprog that looks like you sliding out of said vagina nine months from now.
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Blatant dog mong using cat pictures for internet clout. Yuck.
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i miss the OLD Chika.
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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound_of_Freedom_(film)
>a conspiracy theory that states a worldwide Satanic, cannibal cabal is running a mass human trafficking operation.

That bolshevikipedia tranny-written article didn't age too well post-Epstein, did it now
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>this is a gimmick animal invented in victorian times or whatever my kurzgesagt video said
>but popular on the internet so I will use it to get more traction/clout
Yuck.
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a bit shite, this.
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britfeel is a staunchly anti-cat general.
Snarf floating about the lake of fire.
Whilst Ziggeh eating a sardine buffet it lush x
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>villains.fandom.com/wiki/Monsters_(Arcadian)
>Crimes: Trespassing
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>>84429267
i'm not normally one to go against the grain (except when i'm shaving) but i feel quite fond of cats tbdesu.
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Can't believe how much weight Seaside has lost. He really is an inspiration for us Seaside SOLDIERS. If he can cut back on the carbs, seed oils and crap we all can. x
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Cor this sunset is bloody lovely innit lads x
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look at how shite this is.

used the last of the milk and the good water on this n'all.
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>>84429317
thats some lion king shit
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>>84429267
This edgelording is cringe af
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>>84429267
>britfeel is a staunchly anti-cat general
Doubt that lad. Cats are posted constantly dogs not really. Nobody cares about your hasbeen lolcow from youtube.
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>>84429345
shaking like a chihuahua shitting razor blades

microwave it i wanna see the magic colour change.
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>>84429345
What in the fuck is that lad
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whatever happened to makaveli x
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Nothing more cringe in britfeel than the 35 year old trying and failing to be a hype man for his hasbeen lol cows and memes
>n-n.nan.n.ight z.z.z.z.zigg.eh
>c.c.crreamy m.m.muck m.m.uck
>r.r.rremember t.t.t.tilde?
Haha.
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>>84429392
Makaveli and his blue Stilton cheese bedroom.
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>He redpilled across the room quite chuddily...
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>>84429384
>shaking like a chihuahua shitting razor blades
my dad used to say i had 'a drunk man's hands'.

>microwave it i wanna see the magic colour change.
don't have a microwave. necked it anyway, didn't really change besides going slightly more blue.
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Do any of you lads know the characters in RiffRatz channel videos, apart from mark?
I have no idea who these council house looking scum are
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>>84429392
I don't watch him but he's still uploading.
https://youtu.be/wMkb4SgmIQY?si=73NXwxot7Bsp1usk
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>>84429426
Nah. Mark is the main character of the youtube drinking community. Always has been. Simple as. Everyone else is an extra.
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>>84429412
oh aye oh aye oh aye it lush init
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>>84429412
saw a picture of tilde a while ago he looks like popeye the sailor man wearing a neon green wig.
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miss that early 2000s guitar music, like the strokes, the hives, interpol, all that shit...
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shall be reposting a choon i posted yesterday if that's OK with you lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bY
i will bluetooth you the MP3 next time we're at school.
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classique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tE
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>>84429520
Never been on a train in my life.
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>>84429507
there was a lad on here who heard of Interpol before the rest of us. fair play to him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XXfqPRG4TQ
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Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours, isnt it :_;
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>cover of song but theres naughty words
xDDDDDDDDD
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>>84429578
We're all having a good time though, what's the problem? You said this yesterday but didn't say what was wrong x
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yea i listen 2 hip-hop x
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still remember finding out my English teacher was in this indie band. like we'd all uncovered this mad secret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqDeaWkASD0
(TL note: ket = sweets back then)

who decided they weren't to make it big? WHO DECIDES?
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Diced and marinated some chicken. Normally I'd have rice but I haven't had my rice cooker on today and it takes like half hour to cook one cup and I just can't be bothered to wait or wash the rice. Done some large cut peppers instead, pepper chips, also marinated. Will pop it in the oven in a bit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LkVKCWL0U4
>Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start the Fire
>2 years ago

i had this idea THREE years ago.
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>>84429635
Sounds really nice that lad
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>>84429649
Thanks lad. Been trying to eat healthy and generally be a better person. It ain't easy
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>>84429635
nice one friend! i'm in the opposite boat wrt to rice: never bothered with a rice cooker, had some soaking earlier and it's draining right now. will admit, it's a bit of a faff.

what did you marinade the chicken + peppers with? and just what ARE pepper chips, wor lad???
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Saw some very sexy teenagers today. They were wearing such small tight shorts that it was basically underwear. Their butts and legs looked amazing. It was 10x lush.
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can't wait until everything gets sorted with the DWP. first things first, i'm buying myself a spanner and putting a cold tap back in the kitchen.
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If you've ever had a noncy thought you need locking up.
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>>84429664
I got that Panda Mini and a big bag of short grain. Always wanted a rice cooker, well worth it, it does cook rice really well, got a big pack of seaweed sheets I do sushi and rice balls with them. It's not that much hassle to wash the rice just don't feel like it atm, I usually just put in a sieve run the cold tap, put it in a saucepan and fill the saucepan up, then repeat, stirring about at each step, until the water runs clear, it is relaxing in a way.
I used a packet of bbq seasoning from aldi, but I also added "all purpose seasoning", garlic salt and black pepper. Pepper chips are just peppers cut into a chip size piece, take the top off, scoop out the middle shit, cut into 4, then each quarter into strips as thick as you want the pepper chips, I should have thought of this first but if you've got kitchen roll dry off the pepper chips before you marinate them otherwise the wateryness of the peppers slightly dissolves the spices
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got an interesting Q but i'll save it for the next thread i reckon.
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>>84429670
Teenies in short shorts are dangerous desu, too distracting
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I'd pick the low tier becky any day over some thot stacey.
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>>84429609
It alright lid we comfy tonight no party poopers allowed
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>>84429716
sounds great lad!
>I used a packet of bbq seasoning from aldi, but I also added "all purpose seasoning", garlic salt and black pepper.
my issue here is when a mix CONTAINS salt because i swear i'm sensitive to salt or something. obviously it's lush but when something crosses that line into 2salty4me it's all been for naught.
hopefully you have discovered a wonderful combo.

>Pepper chips are just peppers cut into a chip size piece
are you having the pepper chips as a healthier swap for actual chips/fries, or is that just how you decided to cook them? luv peppers, but really dislike them roasted tbqh. maybe it's better when you do that trick where you char them on the hob, but i've never lived anywhere with a normal gas hob ;__;
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Kino o'clock almost

I do reckon

X
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>>84429768
Well first I was thinking I'll fry up some onions and peppers instead of the rice, but I can't be bothered to stand over the hob either, then the idea to just do marinated pepper chips came to me
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>>84429756
this person's DeviantArt is strange.

i know that's par for the course for DA, but it's all recent. most stuff on there nowadays is AI slop.
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>>84429756
You know Stacey is usually hot, right? Your image is a false dichotomy that doesn't exist in reality, which presents her as ugly and Becky as gorgeous, but that's never the situation. If the Becky was attractive, she'd become a Stacy simply by the way people treat her.
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>>84429784
mayhaps i enquire as to which kino you procured?
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>>84429805
i feel quite confident that was made by a human, but he's picked the most random shit.

>$5 backpack
wat
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Looking for new music. Any recs lads x
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Time to get busy making toast.
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>>84429825
It was probably made by a woman. That's why it so badly misunderstand what men want.
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>>84429852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5YOhcAof8I

whole album is good IMO
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>>84427777
No one ever makes the case for having less money, but a potentially better quality of life.
And we don't get to have this conversation, because a powerful minority out there benefit from treating countries as if they're finely oiled machines designed to generate GDP. I never agreed on that. I see a country as a place where people live.
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>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sugaoq/asked_it_to_create_the_average_redditor_meetup/

Heh not bad innit
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that's my own rice on the boil.

going to have rice + mate A's leftover chilli.
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Am currently listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfDtfz7vXkY
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>>84429986
where are the female characters? i thought Reddit was all about empathy???
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>>84429768
Love jelly doughnuts me.
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Am currently listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nviTjk9Lm-w
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might wear this shirt to church. make some nerd friends.
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>>84430052
Holy cringe. I knew xkcd was a little woke, but never seen something that bad before.
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>>84430054
Do you mean jam doughnuts, Americunt.
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fuckin' 'ell that fart stinks
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ah yes, 22:11, the perfect time to start hammering.
CUNTS!
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>>84430108
Am hammering yer maws rn
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>>84430052
I for one have never been sexually forward with a woman, which I why I frequent this general.
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Me? Thatchers Haze.
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Haze is alright but can't beat Gold x
Blood orange one is lush too x
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Me? Mashed
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Not lying. It would literally just never occur to me to blurt out "show us yer baps", or something of that variety.
Consequently, I've never seen any. This is what actually happens to people. Feminists never have the answer for that.
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>>84430143
>Blood orange one
Very good shout as well. I've only got Haze and Juicy apple in atm. Gold is the first to be drank.
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>>84430151
Ohhhh. Yeah I didn't even look at the picture. I did used to watch the OG Pokemon cartoon back in the day and I did even know about that translation, but you were referencing something so obscure that it didn't even occur to me.
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Who is that pamperchu that somebody linked here yesterday I clicked on that YouTube video and now my fucking feed is filled with his videos. I think he might be worse than Chris chan. Not heard of him until now but fucking hell that guy needs help.
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There's this little cunt that drives around on his dirtbike at night he seems to be doing circles around the area. Is there a way to report him or stop him? It's like the little cunt is doing laps around my house and I can't have the windows open because it's so fucking loud.

If I had a shotgun it would have shot the cunt by now.
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me? water. sick of it.
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>>84430210
i don't think HE'S the one that needs reporting...
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Thankfully it's gonna cool off a bit. Be about 10-15 degrees colder next week.
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Took a detour to wuttingham-on-spaffbury

Didn't i

X
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quite the meal, that. mate A 'came in clutch'.
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nicotine is my anxiety coping mechanism and now they are putting a tax on vape juice. a 1 bong bottle today will cost me 3 bong+ in october. it not rite.
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salad bowl of shreddies tonight. keeping it healthy aren't i x
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>>84430404
You've said this every day for a while now. Do you want someone to say something in response?
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Saladbowlmong
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>>84430404
few table spoons of sugar too? 4x healthy
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I'm so sick of it all. But apparently even Redditors are, since they massively downvoted this.
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>>84430473
>hide all child comments
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>>84430473
I don't think I've ever met an Arab. I've met lots of Pakistanis and Bangladeshis, though.
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I always loike when the other lad tries to imitate the reaction image's style

Most sincere form of flattery innit

X
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>>84430520
What does this mean lid
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tempted to rank the current gimmicks
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>>84430520
what film are you watching?
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>>84430514
Need a hide all non-white comments button amirite
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*casts a New Thread spell*
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>>84430631
Here you go, wizard
>>84430693
>>84430693
>>84430693



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