Night in with the lads edition
this is lushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWiRqtsMMrA
i wantt to die
>>84430704Could tell buslad really hurt his feelings. It not right.
>>84430707You ain't the only one me lad. Feel even worse since moving house. Not settled at all and it's been nearly 2 months now.
milquetoast edish.
Chewing gum tower has fallen over, I repeat, chewing gum tower has fallen over.I guess it's time to bin it.
feeling pretty comfy, playing super pokemon mystery dungeon on pctheres a cafe in the starting town, fun to have coffee there, mayhaps ill have some tea there this evening.had to fandangle it to get both screens full screens on my two monitors though, i remember i tried this multiple times but always failed so i never stuck with the game on pc.its a game for small women, makes me miss me ex of 4 yearsalso just hit the level cap on my second mistweaver monk in wow, i levelled it in burning crusade then did the dungeon event for mists of pandaria to hit cap. pretty comfy, still have half the newest expansions story missions to do on me maincomfy street
>ywn go on a day trip to york with a greggs rose ;_;
one day a smell of fish one day a smell of shite
>>84430728Who? This one? https://www.youtube.com/@Rebecca-asmr
>>84430726Oh aye let's have a look at it mate I bet it looks like a deformed totem pole
What is one thing you'd do to improve /britfeel/?
o..on...one shhhhh....shhhhh...shh..shsh...shandy bbbbbbbbbass pppp...pppppppppp...please
>>84430756Add post IDs and the trolling and seething would come to a screeching halt
Favourite Boards of Canada album? Got to be The Campfire Headphase.
Rebecca's tuppence
>>84430756less wolitics would be lush
Living on your own is shit. I hate it.
>>84430745Nothing deformed about it, it's a masterpiece of construction
>>84430779He gash smells like sausage roll. Nasty bitch
>>84430756'original content' but to a very generous standard. daft shoops, photos of lads' surroundings, even AI frogs are all pleasant to see IMO.i've gotten over my 'we need drawfrens' obsession. we're just not on that internet any more.
>>84430742Yes she's a total rose. >>84430779>>84430827Don't be inappropriate about a 24yo rose. I'm sure she has nice perfumes.
Gonna get up early to get that sausage and egg mcgriddle from McDonalds tomorrow aren't I xlove maccie brekky
>>84430778I'd rank them:>MHTRTC>Campfire Headphase>Geogaddi>Tomorrow's HarvestReally hope the long awaited new album coming next month isn't a letdown but everything seems to be these days so I wouldn't be surprised if that is the case.
>>84430785If people stopped replying to pollers bait in every thread that might happen
>>84430861Nice little freebie eh.
geogaddi best not even close x
>>84430889Too dark and satanic for me.
>>84430853Nobody will post anything personal like that because there's weird gremlins here who will geolocate and dox for the sake of it. That's why there's no proper community here where lads are too scared to even say their first name. Nobody will share much from their actual life so it just becomes regurgitating internet content that you could find anywhere.
THE PAST INSIDE THE PRESENT.*bass*
>>84430875here's hoping de lid
>>84430853So tl;dr what you're saying is essentially the thread would be like a private facebook group or a Nextdoor group where people share about their actual life and I agree that would be nice but it can't happen because of where we are. It doesn't matter if 99% are sound there is always one anti-social freak who goes too far and that's why proper community is stifled here and why people will ultimately go off to other places where they can actually talk like a human. IMO.
asked my local indian place to make my madras extra hot earliertoo fucking spicy. couldn't finish it. playing a trick on whitey didn't they
what do you lads think of autechre x
>>84430917>That's why there's no proper community here where lads are too scared to even say their first name. that's fine and standard for the internet, IMO. doesn't even matter really.>Nobody will share much from their actual life so it just becomes regurgitating internet content that you could find anywhere.this is true though, look at any classic thread on 4chan (or any website, really) that's just where they were originally posting that they were the guy who did some thing.now if you're the guy doing a thing, you go to social media. and the non-social-media internet has become para. as we maybe should be? the world is becoming quite scary.at least repost cool shit you found online. i actually appreciate the choon posts because i've found new music i now like (the one late-nite drugs lad, maybe not: he's a bit too fast and it's all the same generic rave/dance stuff).
if any of my choonposting has brought even a little bit of enjoyment, i'm glad i do it xmusic is loveit a universal language x
>>84430858>Yes she's a total roseShe's an ugly mong, desu
>>84430756Anonymous posting ONLY
So far I've gone my whole life without sex. I'm closer to 40 than 30. Oh well. No working and paying taxes from me.
>>84430917>>84430941>>84430967You don't need to know anyone's first name though, or who they are, do you? I've posted pictures of things many times. Random stuff like wildlife, sunsets, that weird crystal mould that grew in my kitchen, alcohol I've drank, or something I've cooked. You don't know who I am
there's either a fox yapping outside or someone getting murdered, and I don't want to look
found a bunch of discarded items yesterday, looked like they'd been thrown off the bridge above. few bits of clothes, couple of books, religious postcards, letters to/from Universal Credit. some pretty important stuff, like the guy's actual college certificates. regret just leaving it tbqh. hope the bloke's okay.
>>84431015You're just saying that because you know you can't have someone nice in your life.
genuinely can't tell if people are messing around out there, or it's some kind of heinous crime happening.
>>84431071>>84431112can you hear voices (as in, human voices, not hallucinations)?any way you can safely sneak a peek from your window?
>>84431108I have a lass, do you?
>>84431124it was people. They've gone now. I'm going to assume drunkenness.
I am terrible at drums and I can't program drums on a DAW or drum machines to save my life. All my demos are drumless it's infuriating
>>84431135No obviously not. I really can't see me getting any lass...especially a rose.
>>84431099How tall was the bridge lad?
Miss that lupus suffering lass. I'm sure she's much happier these days.
>>84431112What heinous crime do you think has occurred?
So depressed, chaps. The world isn't the way I want it to be. The internet has turned everyone into a retard with a hair trigger, obsessed with varying levels of unreality, and no one but me seems to see the problem.
The mentalists closed the road for toads. I was trying to get home because the wife got a chippy tea in
all the Queenadreena albums are on Spotify now.i think they probably saw that /britfeel/ solved the Drink Me mystery, and decided to lift the censorship/ban.
>>84431290>The internet has turned everyone into a retard with a hair trigger, obsessed with varying levels of unreality, and no one but me seems to see the problem.elab.
too cautious to order scran this late.or am i?
>>84431293>We need to build hospitals schools and affordable housing! >Great idea, let's do it >Oh no actually there's a chance we might disturb a little frog so no sorry we can't do that now.
Fannies in the 80s smelled of dewberry
>>84431321everyone is caught in a shouting match with themselves about either something that isn't happening, or something that *those fuckers over there* are doing. it's incredibly annoying trying to socially connect with anyone now. >DID YOU SEE WHAT POOPYDOOPY FANS DID THIS TIME? I HATE POOPYDOOPY FANS>well, actually I kind of like some of Poopydoopy's earlier work, and I don't think I ever did that thing you're accusing me of>FUCK YOU! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!That's how every conversation goes now.
my ex was one of the deciders who decided when National Highways couldn't build roads because there were some animals.clear pro-animal bias and all-round poor decision maker (like choosing me). makes you wonder what other infrastructure is questionable.
>>84431462very odd tribalism tbqh. on one hand, it's weirdly endearing that people take things this seriously. on the other hand, it's a hell from which we may never escape.the internet doesn't MATTER. think how unimportant or irrelevant our everyday conversations are (in a good way) and imagine everyone suddenly decided no, everyone really cares.everyone grab your torches and pitchforks, we're heading round >>84431112's. even if it was just drunken arguing, that is NOT okay!
>>84431378This is the kind of time when you need to make something yourself or admit you fucked up.
Phwoar finally cleared this off me backlog didn't iThe norffman more like the kinomanInnit X
>>84431408I've never smelled a dewberry, and the one time I smelled a fanny it was one of the worst experiences of my entire life. I don't believe a fruit could smell that bad.
Luv kino me i doVerilyX
>>84431513y'know, I don't think I'm built for all that stuff. Women are quite vile, really.
>>84431502want pop more than food, tbqh.but you're right. just had a sarnie and another glass of water, there's nothing i can do but wait until tomorrow. then get some real supplies in. Diet Coke, milk, few tins of soup.
>>84431529This is grim, lad. You should eat proper food.
>>84431536we all should!
>Tell cuckGPT in the profile customization prompt to stop acting like X after the newest update ruined it again >Feckin clanker thing keeps on ignoring it and just does it regardlessckin ell
>>84431543AI is Jewish-controlled misinformation which lies to you. You should talk to me instead. What is it you want to know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWL6V3f3ezI>I'd like my idols human not programmed in computerswe need a plan of action
mental to think people WANT the robots.they're not just hoovering any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRdPoO-5s38>Fear of Dying - Jack Off Jill
>Another supposed jewmp whack attemptBooo! Get some new material, ZOG
>>84431693What a shame they missed. Downy Donny looks half dead here anyway.
>>84431693quite surreal thisGilliamesquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4KFNhxibec
>>84431593D-don't tell me they've l-learned to polish now?
Log off for the night in me tent, methinks.
>>84431802cor these games are looking more and more real every day. thought that was a photo.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm29m98md2doso chicken prices are going up. a weird one because the bottleneck is the CO2 we use to slaughter chickens.all you anti-Halal anons: will you admit you were wrong?
Fink i'll lie down a wittle me X
>>84431963Is there no alternative than gassing the chickens or slitting their throats??
>>84432363Shag them up the cloaca
>>84432363breed them to die of old age while they're still young.
condemned to a life of wage slaving
corrr another thrilling episode of Farscape.>The crew needs food. Zhaan needs to eat meat and starts spewing spores. Only Aeryn seems to have a tolerance for the spores. While she's on Moya with Zhaan, the others find a Budong to get some food.a classic tale, that.
corrr another pointless boring post
I'm unironically 26 and never had a gf.
>>84432791>26you can't complain on here yet de lid
>>84432791Most lads here are 35+
>>84432867Be wild if we are all still fucking posting here into our 50s Kek.
God I wish I had better friends growing up.
>>84431584Moot and WT Snacks. Different time and different era.
Why is any website still listening to ofcom after 4chan's proven they can't do owt if you just ignore them?
>>84432923We will all be here forever x
31 years old right now. Married. Still on 4chan. Fuck.
>>84433014why r9k though?
spilt the coffee over my new shirt
How do I get rich quick, lads?
Want to suck on a meaty fanny
Morning de ladsGlad i'm not up all night samefagging at least x
hungry af but on a diet
>>84433407just had 2 rounds of toast with marmite.
Morning, morning, morning, all good lads.>The Commodores - "Easy"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saaLW0jiiUE
>>84433411not aloud to eat carbs today me
>>84433392morning de lat and morning de lat its Sunday its lushday
Liking this Stacey tier asmrtist. Pretty hot one. Not a rose though. Far from it. A baddie.
>>84433497imagine ejaculating on those tits
>>84433504Mmm lush. So firm they must be at 19.
>>84433534They must be even firmer with even younger lasses
I think she is a redhead.>>84433543Could be but I like mature birds.
If you spoke to women half as much as you post about them, you'd have a gf by now.
Loving her leopard print bikini. She has quite a big hot tub too. Americans mog us so hard.
My biggest achievement? I'm a loser.
>>84433558What's the point? I'm meant to talk to women approaching the menopause. No thanks. Ick. Not attractive to me at all.
Hoping she gets on OF. That's going to be a good cash boost for her.
>>84433556What do you reckon she smells like?
>>84433589You should have been speaking to suitable women as soon as you developed sexually. But, nah, you were and still are a coward and you're comfortable hiding behind the screen in front of you.
What do you reckon Ruthmong smells like?
>>84433609Farm straw with a hint of some luxury fruity perfume.
Seeing women at my age depresses me. I am stuck thinking I'm 20 still. This woman is 36.
>>84433614So I guess there is no way to fix this at this point.
>>84433666Stunted emotional development for 16 years. That's why.
ruthmong would rather date a 15 yr old than a 35 yr old
can't believe me becky lass is nearly 25
how can these streamers spin $150k spins on slots and claim they are using their own moneywish i could spin 150k lads
>>84433700wish i could spin your jaw
>>84433691lol ruthmong is a nonce. xD
>>84433691You can only have sex with someone over 18 in Turkey. In England it really should be raised to this age.
ottoman nonce
I'm the opposite of a nonce me
Would you honestly be fine with a gf? What if they make stuff up and get you arrested?
>>84433701>wish i could spin your jawBut you're too weak and effeminate? It's ok lad, keep eating your veg, and one day you might be able to spin a fly's jaw.
>>84433719place and time
rather have becky than ruthie to be quite honest. just better to be with a lass closer to my age.
might have to order something to eat soon as i have no food in and am in no state to leave the boxroom
>>84433729Tomorrow, yer mum's bedroom, I'll be there all day.
>>84433565Not bad though is it?
>>84433763>Tomorrow, yer mum's bedroom, I'll be there all day.Ok big man
>>84433834That's no way to talk to your future stepdad, anon.
>>84433848Thanks for the nibble
seasideMARK Sunday Morning uploafs its lush i mean lush dee lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UPglgL_DqU
Bish Bash Bosh, on goes the heating.
2.5 liters in
How come he uses physically money
He drinking himself to death and it lush
>>84434039Why don't you drive to Wareham and ask him if you're that interested, you can drive can't you?
Haven't used coins or notes in a while
Drinking himself to deaf and still losing weight it lush
>>84434043it too far
>>84434053I once drove 932 miles in a day
>>84434039probably to hide it from his creditors
Gambling? Mugs game.
First marathon in under two hours in london, big moment for man-kind
Talking to me self? Nah.
>>84434105Didn't do a liquid shit all down your leg did you lad?
>>84434129wasnt me that ran
unwashed turkish incel
Good afternoon Sean x
Me? Gooning over ogresses online x
>>84434201You think about him every day x x
Me? At work
Wish I had the Apu Megapack to send obsessionmong into a frenzy
;) oh ye
>>84434239Yes several times actually.
I often think about britfeel personalities when I take a shower in the morning
Not long now lads when Sean returns I think it's on the 4th I've got it written down on the calendar x
corr lovely sunny weekend de lids, done some tinkering on the HAWG most of yesterday while inhaling many Jamaican roll ups
>>84434289Can't wait lid
One small tricks and it brings the mongs out of the woodwork oh it lush x
Individuals with autism have a higher risk of being overweight or obese, often accompanied by a stronger affinity for certain foods, particularly those that are salty, cheesy, or have a crispy, oily texture.
>>84434319That is really interesting actually. Where did you find that out?
>>84434307>mongssingular, it's just one guy
>>84434319Individuals with autism need a good fucking slap, that would cure a good 90% of cases imo
>>84434319Blad is a perfect example of this
Phwaor gotten up haven't iI have haven't iVerilyX
>>84434319>>84434342Haha yes I guess you could say that's right. But also who doesn't love a good salty snack while Corrie is on?
>>84434345Get the kettle on then lid now ur upcuppas won't make themselves will they
Sorry Lid. Road's closed. Lots of little Apulets are leaving the water and off to find their new owners de lid. They migrate across this street every year after spawn lid they protected by SPACCA. Please take the road down Long Feeling and take the long route, it's about an hour into Feel Street proper from there de lid.
>>84434421*revs up the engine and smashes straight through the sign at 60 mph*
Luv breavin' air meI finkX
>>84434351>while CorrieOnly gays and women watch soaps.
Just sitting in a tree, waiting for passers by so I can make a noise and have them walk off thinking wtf.Nobody walked by.
Would love to be a benevolent dictator lads tbqh.
>>84434609You could buy your own island and declare it a country.
>>84434615>declare it a countryYou can do that with any piece of land :)
Might eat sommet meX
>>84434638Yeah but your own island is better.
>>84434609Pol Pot thought he was benevolent
Can tell when mong isn't about can't you
>>84434654Lush cat luv her me
P womfy rn arnt iX
The honest left wing case for getting rid of Starmer requires a lot of faith that raising taxes and plowing money into public services in 3 years will show results sufficient to win back voters. It also involves breaking tonnes of manifesto pledges which requires a charismatic leader to sell all of this and currently their best idea is a man famous for losing an election by eating a bacon roll weirdly. The better arguments for replacing him are that they could rig the next election by changing the voting system without referendum and/or rejoin the EU. This would change the rules of the game in a way Starmer is unwilling to do without requiring the left to test their thesis of the economy under pretty poor conditions.Ah, "politics" in the UK in 2026...
>>84434950Wrong board lid, you need brit/pol/ x
*realises he forgot to post a pic of his stew*It's not the best, but tasty.
>>84434994Have to say lad, I'm sure it's probably hearty and decent, but the appearance leaves a lot to be desired.
>>84434994looks like there's one single slice of carrot in it hehe
Been for a nap for 3 hours and come back to 7 posts oh my grim
>>84435012this tbf. and i have a bad habit of leaving stews too chunky (you think it'll all incorporate in the slow cooker by magic but nah not really).gelatinous layer of fat too and i know it defeats the point of just leaving food to slow cook or simmer but SKIM IT PLEASE it takes one minute and it improves stews by 50%.
>>84435047Just chop everything smaller and stir a bit every now and then when it's cooking lad x
They discovered a tweet containing the name of the man who attempted to assassinate Trump from several years ago. The account's avatar is pepe, suggesting a connection to Trump, and the account's header closely resembles the iconic "resist" image that Trump made following the previous assassination attempt.
>>84435058that's my usual tactic. i'm a big manchild so if it was up to me, all veggies would be blitzed into a smooth paste. i am hiding veg FROM MYSELF.perhaps some connection to >>84434319, who knows.
>>84435084>They discovered a tweet containing the name of the man who attempted to assassinate Trump from several years ago. The account's avatar is pepe, suggesting a connection to Trump, and the account's header closely resembles the iconic "resist" image that Trump made following the previous assassination attempt.fascinating
>>84435084>The account's avatar is pepe, suggesting a connection to Trumpi still don't accept this shit. i mean it's true, to some extent, even if it was 'memed into existence'. it's just the cartoon frog from the internet.if you know about this sort of thing and can sift through the bullshit, do you know what was up with that last trans shooter where they found the guy's YouTube? was a bit 'i love guns :3 uwu' and had some weird videos. wondering if it was ever confirmed or just a coincidence.
>>84434994Beef shin lad from yesterday? Looks nice.
>>84435012Yes I agree>>84435017There was in that bowl I think.>>84435047I wanted chunky veg, hate it when it all turns to mush, and I was stewing it for 2.5 hours, so needed them to hold their shape.
>>84435180>I wanted chunky veg, hate it when it all turns to mush, and I was stewing it for 2.5 hours, so needed them to hold their shape.you're a better man than i./britfeel/, if you could change yourself so you love one (1) thing you currently hate (hypnosis kinda), what would it be?
Dead thread is dead. We all owe Helper an apology, and should stop calling him paedolad.
>>84435167Yeah. Thanks, but think the others are right (as was I) it's definitely lacking an appeal.
>>84435239Only 9 more days until he glorious return de lid x
>>84435280I can't wait. I love that weird little spacker
>>84435250As long as it tasted nice lad. Leave the eye candy for the chefs.
>>84435239Paedolad the UK paedo is a good name though as it fits his description very well.
Don't understand FM26. It's shitty :/
>second Zhaan episode in a rowcorrr we in a season 2 slump.very strange romance a-brewing, too. until you realise it's actually the only combination of characters where that's possible. just want Crais back, tbqh.
>>84435345>28 years old>Managergood. sick of seeing geriatric football players who haven't retired and became managers/pundits. keeping players around in their 30s is damaging the sport in the name of political correctness.
>>84435427>keeping players around in their 30s is damaging the sportkekked and true
hello, i am here to honour what i said in >>84425295 rather quiet in here today, isn't it?
>>84435496>rather quiet in here today, isn't it?It is.. it could be just me and you here... spooky.
>>84435513>it could be just me and you here... spooky.don't worry friend, i have an (Enhanced) DBS Certificate.but also a 2.9" knife for culinary purposes, so don't even think about trying anything.
You never see any women working on the bin lorry. Why is that?
sage coloured slugs x
>>84435345I'm better off on benefits
>>84435309>>84435280Saddest shite I have seen all day little lad3/10 for effort
Rice cooker on, marinated chicken in the oven, onions diced. Going to mix the onion into the rice then form it round the chicken into rice balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuVr8hqWG0oXi won, did he not This guy couldn't resist the thightarse asian puss either lol
have any lads used the Breathing Space scheme for their debts? how long does it take to go through a debt advisor and all that? is it just some Citizens Advice guy sending off a letter?i've now missed a council tax payment. previous time this happened, they asked for the full year's council tax instead of just catching up on what i owed. other time this happened, they sent off my debt to an agency since i missed the deadline by a couple of days (mea culpa). i then paid THEM to stop the bloke coming round, so i was actually in credit because of the double payment.point is, the days of receiving letters giving you notices is long gone. i would just like 28 or 30 or 60 days where nothing happens.
Bet it's busy today at The Swan. Nice weather here in England.
Swear to god these chinkys are living in the 22nd century alreadyXi i kneel
>tfw no lass buying you socks and other giftsshe's a proper rose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVCMNNNwAg>Roastie sez before she met the guy she "made money on patreon [uh-huh] and etsy"LmfaoA former OF whore marrying an oofydoofy betabuxx that she's going to divorce-rape in a couple short years. Sad!
When lasses wear the silky green top they know exactly what I like.
I am 70% certain that one of my coworkers also post here.
>>84435239Minor Attracted Person Lad, MAPLad for short
say someone is going to Mass right now but it's driven by ulterior motives. suppose that it's like this one episode of Derry Girls, or (i'm told) some plotline in Fleabag.are Catholics clever enough to anticipate that one? do they have systems for handling it?
So stressed out about money. All of my problems involve money.
>>84435632Sounds retarded buy can you just not claim bankruptcy? Sounds like your struggling financially.
>>84435632Why does the thought of working for a living never enter these calculations? Have you ever worked? The fact you want to doss about and take drugs isn't a disability.
so it's finally come to this has it, Farscape?let's see how the writers tackle the wanking issue. they'd better not be cowards and stick to jokes about eating.
>>84435926i've looked into this a bit, all the Citizen's Advice articles mention it's extreme, it actually COSTS 680 quid, etc. various things you can do before that point.60 days breathing room from everyone would be more than enough time for the DWP to reach a decision about whether taking my bennies away was a mistake.who knows, i could end up making a Good Future in Act 2.
>>84435991Do you have any aspirations for your life besides begging and scrounging and messing about with debt relief to scrounge more?
>>84435959Oh, that one's so good though. It's fun how much of a real go they all had at impersonating each other.
>>84435830Same here lad it a sad life x
Might start choonposting in a little bit.
Me? Youtube links filtered.
Me? Images filtered.
me? working around people's filters to post YouTube links to choons.https://www.youtube.co.uk/watch?v=_XFFNwyvgcY
me? wouldn't mind choonposting if they actually posted good choons. it's either horrible dance music or hipster shite
>>84436157I imagine they are upset at missing the choons, but the assmore sluts do their head in.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxqq5vahHKk
>>84436169or OST shite.
>>84436169Smiffs are shit tier, anon.
Me? Trips filtered
Are there even any fit popstars left, or are they all gender bending poofs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU
any lads remember oral owl?"oh, really"
This goes out to all pakistanis, if you don't find one, yer hairy backed cousin will do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS56kHXOfxw
>>84436222ya rlly x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
>>84436174>Bauhausoooo aye. thanks again to the anon who suggested similar bands (might have been Blad? dunno, could be misremembering there.)>>84436169do actually post music you like. not asking to be a dick or immediately judge you: i am now genuinely curious.feels like it's a cliche to dislike this stuff, but one i actively disagree with tbqh.>nobody cares what music you're listening to!>nobody is interested in the dream you had last night!>nobody has ever had an enjoyable conversation with a stoner!shut up, internet.
Already got the Sunday scaries lads. Need help.
>>84436228no wai!!?!
>>84436240I quite like the album called something romance, by these.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5z2cfGMpgQ
Systems of romance, I member now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sz8knLddhk
Want sean to come back right now
Is Sean back yet?
Been shagging anons mm in her bedroom all day, and her poofy son hasn't even turned up for fisticuffs. Too fearful I'd smash you like I am your mothers fanny.
>>84436247Same. Just don't know when I'll get a message on my UC journal about courses to get me back into work. Shitting it, I can't imagine having to work. No more 16 hours a day every day of 4chan.
>>84436342Are you on standard UC or LCWRA?
>>84436371Just limited capability, standard UC and no extra bennies.
What makes men this mentally ill?
>>84436020damn yeah that was a fun one.>mfw i only just realised Pilot is voiced by the actor who plays Crais
>>84436390It's called faggotry.
>>84436390don't like this image. less to do with the gender bender, and more to do with the over-sharpening/emboss filter. reminds me of a bad acid trip.
GNU/Linux lad here. You lads gave up on Windows yet?
Favourite pot noodle? Bombay Bad Boy or Curry for me x
>>84436470I tried it, but the stripey knee high socks didn't fit.Back to windows I go.
I would call the police on them for displaying an offensive word on their socks. Public order act innit.>>84436463Don't know why AB does that to his photos.>>84436445You can be gay without trying to look like a freak.
>>84436470I don't have illegal content to hide, so I'm fine with using Windows thanks x
>>84436471Ko-lee roast chicken.>>84436500That zesty fella behind that ninja.
>>84436494I am a straight white male and use GNU/Linux. I don't have knee high socks.
>>84436500>You can be gay without trying to look like a freak.That's just plain old gay tho, different to a faggot.
>>84436470I tried to use Linux but Windows is more convenient
>>84436300>>84436262No, your ban isn't up for another week.
>>84436512Oh, are you being genuine? I thought this was a bit.Did you do the seaside OC the other day?
>>84436470Windows users just need to use mint... it is the gateway to getting away from windowslop
eating a granny smith x
>>84436502I don't understand what you are getting at here. Many GNU/Linux users just want privacy (no telemetry, no login to online account), a non-bloated operating system (no OneDrive uploading your files to be scanned online) and to protect their personal data. I am sure most criminals will be using Windows and iPhones anyway.
>>84436564Is that what you call your mums Fanny?
>>84436564Is that agent smith's mum's mum?
>c..c..cant wwwwwwwwwwwait ff...for sss...s..sssean t...to bbbbe bbb...bbackhaha
love gothic music but i'm no goth x
>>84436519Windows is just too slow for me. It also eats up a lot of your storage. I am more at home with GNU/Linux. Have been for a long time. Can't see me ever going back to Windows.>>84436561Yes it's a good beginner distro. Mine would've been Xubuntu back in the day.
>>84436605That is why he is cooped up in the immigrant assisted living facility so that he can network with fellow groomers
Me? Going to go to bed soon. Big day tomorrow, doing stuff n shit from home.
>>84436550No I didn't. I rarely make content due to my old hardware.
>>84436605>He's posted it again Haha
>>84436615Good for you. For my needs Windows is better.
>>84436626you've been talking about him all day lad so I thought i'd join in
might make some music on the computer later x
>>84436634Do it, and record it and show us, please anon.
>>84436634Taking vibe requests?
>>84436633I think you're more obsessed than I am little lad.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/helpernonce/
Why do some women look so much younger?
>>84436651maybe... see how i feel i probably will but we'll see x>>84436656go on then lad x
>>8443666032 results since 2020 so about 5 times a year gosh I wish I could be as sad as you haha
Youtube feed full of roses and a few staceys.
>>84436673Likewise for men. A male around 30 years of age 50 years ago looks old as fuck compared to today.
never kissed a girlor sex
Making funny noises in my boxroom to wind mum up.
>>84436685You don't have to if you don't want to anon, just have fun. That's all that counts.
>>84436685Softcore porno music
fuckin work tumurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hearty Food Co 4 Garlic Chicken Kievs 500GDiscuss
Whoever invented the noise-cancelling headphones deserves a medal. Blocking out my parent's constant rowing
>>84436725You can do it anon. Ganbatte yer bestest.
>>84436732Chicken kievs lush mmmm x
>>84436737>You can do it anon. Ganbatte yer bestest.cheers :)
>>84436470Let's see what you've got then, fella.
>>84436748Hmmm very interesting, interesting indeed
>>84436748ffs anon, update yer windows.
>>84436748gotten rid of bleachbit? bit too suspicious?
>>84436757It's a messaging app, lad. A way to talk with your mates and family. You do have mates and family that want to talk with you don't you?>>84436763You had me for a second there, you bugger haha.
Poundland
>>84436772No, lad. It's pinned to my favourites on the menu. It's a very nifty thing to have.
>>84436793What do you use it for in general
>>84436748I'm Debian+Xfce too but too much personal information on my desktop and fastfetch. Why haven't you updated your kernel?
>>84436777Not on that app I don't
playing obscure video game
>>84436798Clean|Autoremove|Clear root cache|Reclaim space. >>84436801Based xfce enjoyer!>Why haven't you updated your kernel?I'm going to update and switch to better HW support, I'll do it this week at some point. I just use this lappy to shitpost from my sofa so I'm in no great rush. >>84436810Oh, right.
the jump ahead feature on youtube premium is legit bussin
you lads like going to festivals? been to quite a few now. favourite is either outbreak or arctangent x
>>84436839Jump ahead of what? They make people pay then have to wait their turn to watch a video?
Best festival was T in the Park
>>84436836Nobody normal talks to their friends and family on Signal. We use Messenger, WhatsApp, normal texts and calls. You're using that app to contact your paedophile ring and then deleting all traces with bleachbit. Grim.
>>84436952I heard it was good, but never went myself.
festivals are just an excuse for mongs to get high on street drugs
>the shameless paedophile is really into "computer privacy" Shocked pikachu
>an adult talking about pikachuMore like, when you see a child you remove your trousers so they get a peak at you. Wrongun.
Choon time before bed for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_nGN_du84
Going to pressure wash the patio tomorrow desu
>>84436777Who has signal installed though.. nobody
heard of Signal before, do Linux people like it more?https://iamkate.com/ideas/my-minimalist-mobile-phone/this lady (someone linked her website the other day) explained her minimalist mobile phone which tbqh doesn't seem as 'minimalist' as i'd expect of a Linux type person (apps for websites?)>In the dock are the standard contact apps -- Phone, Messages, and Mail -- along with WhatsApp (as I've been unable to persuade anyone I know to use Signal).why are the Linux people trying to get people into Signal? i know WhatsApp is Meta/Facebook now, but it's still encrypted and all that. i thought Signal was the one for activism of a certain leaning.
me and lollers, zorin os and signal chads
>>84437064The thing about these security apps like signal is that you have to get people to use them. Most people cba to use them.
Me? I used to coach a under 18s girls football team when i was 16 nothing noncey about it.
Gaming really did peak during the PS2/Xbox era, didn't it?
patatas bravas
>>84437034Just me, mate. Signal is only used by me, you're right. >>84437079Got an update notification to upgrade to 18. I won't be installing core and changing the keys to get pro and I'm not paying for pro. I'm just going to change my Zorin Lite xfce. Are you going with an update on core, mate?
Frosty Jacks/White Lightning, mixed with some blackcurrant squash. Drink of my teenage years x
>>84437034He is a paedo and he finds it funny being coy about it. How many children with their lives completely ruined by what hes involved with and its all a big joke to him.
>>84437181havent had the notification on mine, did read they released it, might upgrade next weekend
'The more punks that I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger.'Sounds rather like a horrid character from Oliver Twist, doesn't it? But this is just one of the lyrics from 'rap': a new style of music that is taking over the United States, and growing increasingly popular here in Britain.In fact, it's one of the only lyrics we can read to you, since the rest of the song contains foul language and violent themes that are simply unfit for broadcast.
Nonce. Don't call him lollers. Call him Noncer
>>84437095>you have to get people to use them. Most people cba to use them.yeah, not knocking this person for saying this, but 'converting' someone sounds so tedious for both parties. >and furthermore the app is 'open source' as many call it, although i prefer the term 'free software', which doesn't simply mean it's free as in beer, it means free as in freedom and...godspeed to all Linuxlads. i hope you find some way. Firefox, Wikipedia, and Android were like actual miracles.
>>84437203That's a good shout desu, I'll back up /home and install 18 Lite at the weekend. Are you staying on core and updating or doing a fresh intall?
>>84437314Yes lad everyone else is too stupid to understand except you
>>84437275Doesn't have the same ring as the other ones that have been floated around recently but it's a start
>>84437315staying on core and praying the upgrade doesnt break anything major
>mfw 'Ubuntu is considering OS-level age ID' becomes real and then goes backwards into Debian or even Linux itselfLinuxlads you need to do something YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING
>>84437495That's a bit difficult if the operating system is entirely free and open source like Debian. I expect only corporate distros will implement it. I'm not sacrificing my privacy for that shite.
no wooze for me tonightcutting it right downaldi wepsi max all the way x
>>84437495If that happens I guess I'll just become a BSDlad.
salad bowl of coco pops as a treat 2nite x
>>84437149gone downhill after the ps3/360 era imo
>>84437599coorrr going to slurp down the chocolately milk down after?
slappomatic album droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9955Ze3Xe-A
A proper rose outfit that. Shame she didn't purchase it. Looked great on her.
avatars with images of little children
Kettle Chips or Tyrrells?
Defni or Daphne. She just cannot make her mind up this Turkish bint.
>>84437521yeah i trust the FSF to properly fight that, the worry is if it becomes law somewhere like the US and in the EU.projects now get takedowns even when they're 'just' code (GitHub has a weird quasi-monopoly but there are alternatives). and open source nerds do honour e.g. LAME/FFmpeg rights issues.it's all in a state where it COULD get worse, and i hope the most paranoid devs have some tricks up their sleeves.
>>84437613True. I stopped buying consoles after Xbox One and PS4. All that covid and scalping shit made me give up. I have no money anyway now.
>>84437745There will be an official version for normies with age-verification but they'll offer an "unofficial" bittorrent iso without it buried somewhere in the downloads pages. Slap a disclaimer under the link stating this version is only for users in countries that do not require age verification. ;)So this will be like how Debian used to do a non-free iso (before making non-free-firmware an exception to the main iso from Debian 12 onwards). It was hard to find because it wasn't the main one.
Paedophile meltys on tap at the idea of anybody knowing what they do online
M.m.m.muh p.p.privacy Haha
>tfw you will need age verification to download usb iso making software on windows>tfw you will need age verification to buy a usb flash drive if physical storage still exists in the future (the AI/cloud jew wants your data online so you can pay a subscription for it).
>>84430731m8 I just finished eating a pizza ffs
might be a bit weird to say but my mum is a right slag. she has 5 kids from 4 different fathers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLEnn-sgpIk>Most (((data centers))) located in VAWell no shit, that's glowie central right there
>(((Data centers))) asploding 2017+ That's cohencidentally also when most of the turd world came online thru soiphonesThanks a lot chosenites innit
I'm getting real fucking tired of being British right now, feelers. I wish i was living the theme song to Red Dwarf. Preferably the first part about being shipwrecked and comatose. It's worse because it's shite because i'm Scottish, and it's shite being Scottish. Same for the welsh and Irish. We are Celtic brothers in crapness and the southeast posh cunts aren't much better. Oh well, hopefully we chuck the Shitty Nationalist party for the Shitty Labour Party soon, even though it'll be the same cunts in power only they look different. You fuckers got anything to cheer me up, anyway?
>>84437838Ones and zeroes at the end of the day. Don't know why people care about it so much.
>>84437806>how Debian used to do a non-free iso (before making non-free-firmware an exception to the main iso from Debian 12 onwards). It was hard to find because it wasn't the main one.wasn't that because of their policy though, not the law or anything? nobody said 'you cannot redistribute non-free software under US law' it was just an opt-in to that repository/ISO because they're weirdos.but aye there will always be outright piracy if it comes to that, but SOMETIMES devs are gatekeeping dicks. why can't i just download a binary of Super Mario 64 for Windows? why do i have to join some Discord to get a binary for Ocarina of Time?>w-we have to be careful b-because Nintendo's lawyers...stupid zoomers, we've all been sharing ROMs for decades. outright warez. why not 'be gay, do crime'?
The worlwide jeetdemic also took off around that same timeframe and their migratory paths/visa scams were enabled by said turdies having easy internet access in their pocket at all timesBasically steve jobs ruined the world permanently lol
Love how they tried to paint Daryl in Peep Show as a horrible racist but accidently portrayed him as a good, honourable man.
Hope Steve Jobs enjoys a nice little eternal roast in hell for this shit lmfao
If Indians didn't get cheap android phones and cheap internet, we wouldn't even need IPv6.
>>84437918>dies of cancer because he refused medical treatment for 9 monthshmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>84437880That is quite slaggy ngl. Do you get on with your siblings?
>>84437934not right how Mark treats himcould have been good mates
>tfw no cute lass to stamp my greggs loyalty card
>>84437934found this very strange at the time.>how is he racist?and i say this a non-racist (IMO). i thought maybe there were some broadcast rules, ending-of-Casablanca style.in hindsight, i think it's just what some middle-class London writers think of as 'racism'.>he said black people are better at sport! that would cause gasps in a Shoreditch micropub!luv Peep Show and luv Armstrong & Bain's work in general, but you can tell they went to university.
>>84435805wtf are you on abute
Foodingham digestingIs it notX
>>84437995Who, this one? https://www.youtube.com/@Rebecca-asmr/videos
Sometimes I get sad watching these roses, I'm not able to get a girlfriend, let alone a rose. The feel gets worse when they talk about buying their boyfriends something.
Have you lads even tried? Really isn't hard getting a woman, especially if you look within your league.
>>84438030Yes lad. You don't have to keep doing that. Bet you don't know me polish lass though.
>>84437947if they didn't IMPROVE the Indian mobile market, i'd still have Android Go and Outlook Lite.one of those nice situations like where a superior, 'legacy' system exists because of old/disabled people keeping it alive.is it true smart TVs have adverts? or is that just a meme?
>>84438044No I haven't. There's no point as I'm long term unemployed, don't drive, live with mum still, don't know what clothes to wear, don't know if my hairline is good or not etc.
Lill kim just getting fatter each year there, isn't he
>>84437910honestly, I feel the exact opposite. The Scotish/Welsh/Irish, at least have their own individual countries, and there's always independance movements. If you're English and you're dissatisfied with Britain, good luck. You're trapped at the heart of it, and your neighbors all hate you for being English. Can hardly seek Independence from London, can I? And then what would happen, we get Birmingham as the new capital? Fucking grim. I hate England.
Do you think her hips are getting bigger? Why does she wear big shoes?
>>84438044I'm so autistic I don't even have friends, and I have no idea what to say to other human beings 99% of the time.
>>84438128>I have no idea what to say to other human beings 99% of the timeThat is an autistic trait?... Asking for a friend....
>>84438136yes it is. I can only really cope with objectives based conversation, as opposed to small talk.
>>84438128Normies are so predictable. I don't see the point discussing anything unless it benefits me. It's exhausting otherwise enduring their drivel. It's gotten to the point where I completely ignore females on public transportation asking me to move my bag.
Going to bed. Can some of you lads be less boring and repetitive with your bait, trolling and seething tomorrow? I might lurk.
Wops hoarding is getting out of control. Last few videos she's been reorganising her boxroom and it still looks a fucking mess.
The rozzers have pissed me off in recent weeks. dickheads wasting my time again.
who watches this fella
Fink i overatePhwaorX
>>84438156i am penning a whole routine about how using the software you do means you are in fact a Soviet spy and you can look forward to that if you want.
on the carlsberg i cant be arsed
want choccy.
still on the carlsberg me. you got no choccy in? shit that. get on uber eats and get some in.
there's a sickness in me. A weariness. I yearn for a world that no longer exists. I yearn to make things right, but feel myself held down. I want to fizzle into gas, and drift out through the vent. I want to travel the open skies.
hmm. British Gas are trying to take out the direct debit again, which means i don't have access to any funds. requests was posted today (as in, 27 April).so depending on the timing here, i may not have had sufficient funds FOR that direct debit, it'll get reversed again, and then i'll have access to my overdraft again.that means if i wake up as late in the day as possible, i might be able to buy choccies.
Might drop this awful snoozefest spaceslop series soonNot enough sovl and avra in there imo
Wish I were dead, went outside a couple of hours ago to take some stuff to the dustbin and could hear sex noises coming from one of my neighbour's houses. Daft twats must had left the window open. Think it might have been the lesbian couple a few doors down. Sounded exclusively female to me.
>>84438034Stop watching them then. I don't engage with any of this sort of shite anymore. No music with love related lyrics, no TV series, no movies. I'm a lonewolf and always will be. Not happy about it but it is what it is, pointless just watching stuff that will remind me of how the other half live.
>>84438923then neither were viable romantic interests so instead of 2 people it might as well have been 0 people.
>>84438976As Jim Branning said in Eastenders once, if they were really gay they'd do it and lezzers can't really do it, can they?
Think I might just see this summer out and then check out when the dark nights arrive. Not really much to stick around for is there?
Off to beddinghams for nowArnt iX
sometimes I think I should make a big scene in public, but I am much to repressed and considerate.
>>84439311All you have to do is start blatently recording people, watch them get upset and call the police, then record them saying "he's allowed to film in public, unfortunately we can't make him delete the footage".
>>84438960I don't want to become totally disconnected. It's comforting watching normies.
Can't be going on page 7 now can we lads.
quite the 3-parter, that.nice that everyone is just fucking now, getting nice things in the end, even Scorpius has chilled out a little.however, Crichton continues to be batshit insane and a deplorable human being.
>>84440030Ah ok very interesting
Poofs
>>84440030love this kinky gimp suit nibba. Best character on the show.
Fun fact: This is Scorpius' actor playing Tarkin for like two seconds here in Star Wars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PD7BiLdCw
Toenibba
Tesco
Pisshead
I hate working so much. Unironically we only have one life and we waste it with doing shit we hate. Fucking kill me. Getting ready for work now.
Where SeanMiss SeanAre Nazi SeanThe white nationalistDependent on benefitsInto his 30sWhere are Sean
Best part about IKEA Exeter at the weekend is the awkward legal age teen females growing into their adult bodies including their developing tits.
Want to buy a house for my family but unable to afford one. Thanks Starmer!
>>84440495>14 years of the Tories>Blames Starmerreal smoothbrane move there, chief
>>84440518Do you own a house? No, so shut the fuck up.
Shippy owns a house. He inherited it from his father.
>>84438103>h8 engerlandthen leave
>>84440527Literally do. Abingdon. Pipe down, little one.
Alexa can benefits be stopped if the recipient is a racist nonce?
>>84440617Playing the wheels on the bus go round and round on spotify.
Might go to Bude actually
>>84440627https://youtube.com/watch?v=z9-p06yiJ6Q
Yep gonna go over to Bude actually
Alexa is it emasculating for a so-called man in his 30s to be on benefits?
>>84440609>Literally doProof?
>>84440644Playing sleep theory Stuck in my head on spotify.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyuim0lH_Go
a week to go until noncey online threat SEAN returns without his previously-acquired spaz pass
You probably won't believe me but I had sex yesterday with a woman
>>84440665Commiserations on losing your grand wizardry potential de lod. Hope you at least busted a fat nuttington in her minge.
Choking a NEET until he turns blue
>>84440756>sexism this early in the dayWomen can be NEETs as well you bigot.
>>84440762Yes but they are more likely to be get money from men rather than the government
>>84440766there's more men in government than women. you fascist.
>>84440773That's because men are more likely to work
>>84440778So there's more female NEETs than male?Your first statement doesn't make any sense now.
>>84440789A woman who is a stay-at-home mother isn't a NEET
>>84440807Dunno, sitting around all day watching daytime TV, what's the difference?
>>84440813Obviously you have never raised a child
>>84440820looking at the state of the world in current era, what have they been raising? Put effort in, and the kids will turn out decent. Fob them off to the electronic nanny and we have the world we're in now.
Thinking about Sean x
Thinking about brekkie x
thinking about new edish x
Thinking about dayz.
Thinking about minge
Thinking about Ebin. My favourite britfeel personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo
Thinking about munching a wet and willing vagjna on a thick, tall, pale skinned Irish lass
Thinking x
>>84440807Imagine having a milf around 24/7. I would have my wicked way on the regular. I do sex btw.
>>84441048Oral sex is gross. Seek Jesus.
Thinking about tits and fanny. Might have a wank at Widemouth Bay.
>>84441062Huh? You want to shag your mother?
>>84441064Jesus is fictional. Grow up.
>>84441067youre such a fucking wrong'un. i hope the police catches you soon
>>84441069No. Shag your mum. Different thing.
Why do we have the gayest sounding names for everything lmao
>>84441073Wrong. I talk to him daily.
>>84441076WG08HFF. Catch me if you can.
>>84441082You talk to a make believe person in your head. Seek help.
Need to get myself a dutch oven, as I have ~1.3 kg of pork shoulder to cook.Planning on doing it today, so will give the chauffeur a call now and get a lift scheduled in for 11am ish, methinks. Also need to nip to the shittymarket for some supplies.
>>84441081>Why do we have the gayest sounding names for everythingExample?
>>84441090I have all the help I need.
New edish in around 15 x
just bought 10k worth of greggs stock
>>84441122New thread time. Let us GO.>>84441122
>>84441108Enjoy your denial and dogma. Pathetic.
>>84441132>dollymong edishHard pass. I'll stay here.
Nice weather today for a wee piss up. Shall start at noon.
Proper thread time, methinks.>>84441157>>84441157We'll have none of that self obsessed faggotry round these parts.
Thread ender
>>84441244Needed one more de pal
>>84441263Ah, thanks for that anon.
