Southern coast edish
My nose up a fanny
I want to go to the sea side :/I want to experience the 2p slots again for the first time :/
My tongue up an arse (female)
Where did you get this picture of sean in the high vis?
Afternoon de lats afternoon de lats it a great day de lats
>>84572876They have a big selection of them in cleethorpes if that's your neck of the wood. Or skegness if that is closer.
I slept 2 nights at Luton and learned about the wonders of the tesco meal deal. Can I call myself a brit? (From across the pond mates)
>>84572876>I want to experience the 2p slotsChuck your headphones on and give it a listen. Get a few 2p in your hand and rub them together so you get that SMELL on you it is a budget at home experience
>>84572899What did you choose though
>>84572912Some sandwich with high protein with a 25g protein and a monster. Did I fuck up? I was calorie and proteinmaxxing :o
>>84572912nta, I usually got for sosij egg bacon triple, salt and vinegar quavers, and a coke zero
couldn't imagine living in birmingham
>>84572926Literally indistinguishable from a random third world middle eastern shithole, right down the the astroturf they love to put everywhere(?).https://nitter.poast.org/MythoYookay/status/2054824902167793882
want a mixed (black/white) lass to dominate me sexually
>>84572955There are easier ways of coming out mate
>>84572955Wouldn't mind shagging a mixed lass, but the femdom stuff just isn't for me
want to sexually dominate ebin
>>84572937Looks like a road near me that
>>84572977Where do you live, the lad
Phwoar gotten up properly meHafta pack now don't iX
>>84572975My friend Ebin is a nazi
>>84572980Some small town north of Watford gap
>>84572884Afternoon de lad x
>>84572994I dont think so desu, he was never really interested in politics, he is inherently a shy but good boy
>>84573001How goes it de lad?
Lovely one for this afternoon https://youtu.be/OoHSI0iuU44
There are at least three posters here that have a criminal conviction: LollersMBShippyAny more?
Lads did you know birmingham is basically a middle eastern village without running water?
>>84573038I've been once for an industry awards thing, ended up in a gay bar. Haven't been back since.
>>84573016Not bad de lad. It Friday chill day x
>>84573034I'm wanted for an unpaid traffic ticket but I dipped to different countries. Does that count against my character?
>>84573060Yes, you are a certified criminal
>>84573047some places in the centre are ok i suppose. i go quite regularly
>>84573068But I haven't been convicted. Just haven't been caught yet either ~n~
>>84573060Which country laddie
>>84573090The only countries that no man in his right mind should want to go to anyways. Afghanistan would at least be nice comparatively
latest sean news?
>>84573060>unpaid traffic ticketWhat is the offence though?
Corrrrr! Really enjoying this Coral Island. Just goes to show that Stardew isn't the only decent indie farming sim. It feels really polished. Great UI, lots of QoL that Stardew doesn't have and big catching! Who doesn't love bugs? Pic not my farm obvs, I've only started. Oh aye. x
>>84573056I'm chilling if you know what I mean
>>84573102Very latest news is that he won and you lost.
whats the most obscure country you have been to? me? moldova
>>84573119>me? moldovaproof? should be easy for you to show us your passport stamp
>>84573102>>84573113wait until he is back rather than spamming again please you two, we're having a comfy thread.
>>84573119Lithuania. Wouldn't recommend it. It was depressing as fuck. The Russians really did a number on them.
will you be enjoying this psyslop lads
>>84573125I was about to say that is untrue but even EU passports need a stamp in and out of Moldova
Egao saku kimi to tsunagattetaiMoshi ano mukou nii mieru mono ga arunara
>>84573119Luxembourg in 2024
>>84573148Nah, I prefer call the midwife.
>>84573148Nuns love BBC? Oh my days! That lad is called Papa. PAPA. LMAO!
>>84573119Probably Phnom Penh
Sent three e-mails today so far. Payday on Monday so get in there.
>>84573173Me? Washed all the pots and pans. That's me done for the day.
>>84573109Speeding and not paying my loicense fees
me? fed the cats and thats about it
>UK's Eurovision entrance has German lyricslmao
>>84573184>not paying my loicense fees
>>84573186I love watching cats use the litterbox. Something very satisfying about it.
>>84573195I already proved I could once. What does paying a second time do? It just proves you'll pay an extra fee where you don't even get tested
>>84573197Litterbox? More liek shitterbox amirite loool
>>84573197I hate it because my cat always manages to shit next to it
>>84573221Serves you right for having a cat. I hope the cat shits in your bed on your eyes or mouth when you sleep.
>>84573119Azerbaijan and El Salvador, not too off the beaten path but still interesting places.
>>84573221Weird, is he retarded? Cats instinctually want to use the box, it's pretty interesting. Maybe he needs a bigger box?
Right wing women: Beautiful, feminine, English roses, who like and respect men.Leftoid women: Obese, butch lesbians, nose rings, covered in tattoos, and trannies.
>>84572691Taco meat simmering, had a videocall with a mate they explained to wrap the meat in a bag and seal the bag and submerge in cold water to defrost quicker. It worked. Don't think i'll get Diablo now, i was just unhappy and bored.
>>84573259>Cats instinctually want to use the boxSure they do, that's why my lawn and garden is full of cat shit despite not owning a cat.
>>84573270Well stray cats don't have fucking litterboxes, do they? And if they're an outdoor cat then they're not gonna wait until they get home to take a shit. What I meant was it's instinctual for indoor cats to gravitate to the litterbox.
alri lids, what AI lets you generate your own tailor made coomer qts?Ive tried with chatgpt but its horrible and it will always shut down any coomer esque requests Attempted to download comfyUI and it seemed promising but it didnt work>wont open>check support>oh use the portable version>download that>oh you want to USE it? well just download these 8 core things that are all 40-70gb each
>>84573276Outing yourself as American here.In the UK all cats are outdoor cats and consider the properties around them to be their territory.
>>84573248Its my wife's cat and it is not allowed in the bed room>>84573259 #Its a pretty stupid cat yes
>>84573282I saw it anon :(
>>84573282Stupid cats are the best cats next to wobbly cats.
>>84573291this is a mong post if I ever did see one
>>84573300Why even be here ESLmong? Nobody likes you.
>>84573309Who's ESLmong? You lads come up with new shit every day.
seethemong never leaves his smelly boxroom
>>84573312He's a guy that doesn't know how to use English properly or most British slang who sometimes makes a fool of himself here "correcting" people.
>>84573317With his mongboy avatar?
>>84573291>In the UK all cats are outdoor catsNo they arent you forrin spacker lmao
Sean has a cat
I thought when they talked about Sean all the time it was a bad thing? What is the difference with what you are doing now?
>>84573361Shut up you tuna melt
>>84573361ill talk about what ever the fuck i want to lad
Can't believe there's a forren dog here, chatting shit about r cats.
Why does the scottish tranner seethe at posters?
>>84573374Your cat has feline AIDs from getting bummed by other cats
>>84573382I have a parrot tho.
>>84573374/brit/ is full of foreigners why would it be any different here?
>>84573373Mostly your imaginary thread enemy?
>>84573391I don't think it's only Brits on here.
>>84573391Every anonymous poster is considered forren. I don't like namefags but helper, rotheranon, bude, they've all posted pics recently.
>>84573396nah lad i usually talk about cranking muh HAWG
incredibly tired but stuck at work for another 5 hours, incredibly grim
>>84573396Not him trying to be her but they aren't imaginary, he did it with shippy. Exact same thing, pop a fake disguise on them. Absolutely obsessed they/them are.It seems anons forget it's not just a revolving door of newfags.
>>84573423Fair play, I appreciate everything that you do and what you contribute to the economy x
incredible larp
Maximum shilling has commenced
I hope Sean is having fun swimming. I wouldn't mind seeing his body in swimming trunks.
First it was the paedoproxyThen it was a kraut posting on VPNThen it was the turkNow it is a newfagWhat is the next level of cope going to be?
>>84573427'He's' imaginary, it's multiple posters.
>>84573421I crank my hog, but it isn't a bike :D
I am a bit wonky today
>>84573461i do both, not at the same time as that would get rather complicated
Groping Sean's twink body x
I'm blasting out some loud bellowing farts which smell obscene and it lush
>>84573469He is fit as, body like an otter. I bet the lassies at the pool are miring
>>84573451You think everything bad is done by just one person. We have main ones that stick around, some come and go, and we do have newfags/outsiders that spam this place.It is easy to manipulate people on here, by on here I mean online, can say anything and there's no way to prove it.Then people will claim oh it you, because it's easy to work out their trickery.
>>84573467Have you got another match this weekend lid?
Inserting my thick shaft into sean as I lock eyes with sandra
>>84573493*zombie chorus plays in the background**knows you'll just think ZOMBIE, it's because he's in your head in your heeeead*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUtsAnd he deleted the post.Soft lad.
Kek, and now comes the obsession spam.
>>84573494Yep but I have messaged the guy to arrange it and he has not replied yet
Does anyone else have a fear of flying?https://youtu.be/ZE5_5gPFrPI
Plans for this evening?Me? Xanax and early bed
>>84573560Joint, beer, and then bed at around 11
>>84573560What do Xanax do?
>>84573577This thread isn't Google
>>84573577>What do Xanax do?They're to treat anxiety disorders
>>84573577Im old af and wake up constantly at night and cant fall back asleep easily, i treat myself to a xanax once a month to get uninterrupted sleep
Just need a woman to spit in my mouth
sean looks like he has an eating disorder
I noticed this too desu
>>84573599Prescribed or no? I have sleeping issues but never mentioned them to my GP or anyone else
>>84573617I've seen the exact opposite. The vast majority of women are fat ugly bitches, and because of hypergamy, they are usually with men that are out of their league.
Me? Did me 30 laps in the pool so thought I'd treat meself to a Subways. Yeah I got that footlong spicy chicken shawarma. Yeah I got that meal deal with a wokkle of woca wola and a raspberry cookie. Used a voucher on the app so got 30 percent off as well so the lot came to 7 quid instead of 11. Oh aye x
>>84573630You should have ended yourself
>>84573630Did sandra pay for that as well as the swimming?
>>84573626I get them from the dnm, much easier than having to deal with the NHS in general
>>84573628I would fuck a fatty if given the chance
>>84573630How do you afford to eat out for every meal lad
>>84573644>dnmOOOOOooooooooooooooooh are you the lad who got the cease and desists?
>>84573630>30 laps in the poolthis is actually impressive, well done, pal
the pool in question
HelperLad is very inspiring. I am trying to be more like him so I can be a better person.
>>84573650>are you the lad who got the cease and desists?No
>>84573630Kys you oxygen bandit
>>84573659Kiddy pool? Makes sense.
Sean loves a footlong spicy shawarma. It reminds him of THAT video.
HHL is a bit thick but a good guy never the less
>>84573661A benefit fraud who spends his time either online or out with the spackerclub?
Yeah he's a grown adult who can get himself dressed and ready and go for a nice swim in the local pool then pick up some lunch all independently and everything.But trust him, he is completely incapable of working. He NEEDS benefits. Needs them, okay?
>>84573673Hahahahaha good one
>>84573673I bet carer abdul gives sean a bit of his shawarma *wink wink* x
>>84573630Why do you post off trip about yourself? Are you that hungry for the attention?
>>84573680Maybe he really does? We simply don't know.
>>84573673lmao brooootal lad
>>84573665Oh... You've never been caught? I thought buying this stuff on there was a LARP
>>84573680>who can get himself dressedHe can't do those things that is why he lives in an 'assisted living' facility.
>>84573630Bet you love having a footlong down your neck don't you lad.
Me? Installing tails when I was 12. Guess I was just built different back then. Or autistic.
>>84573701Why would it be a larp? Its incredibly easy and if the police ask just say you didnt order it, they cant do anything. No ive never been caught
>>84573714>I was just built different back then. Or autistic.My guess would be both
>>84573262Cor what a time to be a chuddy
>>84573673>footlong spicy shawarma>THAT video
>>84573717IDK probs because I just thought the cease and desist was a larp. Is it cheaper than street price?
>>84573734>Is it cheaper than street price?This shit GLOWS
Life's just bollocks now innit?Not worth living, innit?Why is no one angry?The world was literally better when we were getting bombs dropped on us by Germans, or when the Irish were planting bombs in cities. Boggles the mind.
Wagies pay for Welper's footlong sandwiches at Subway and it's 4x LUSH x
>>84573734The cease and desist was for piracy wasn't it?Ordering drugs off DNM, there is nothing that can happen besides it gets seized and then you don't get your drugs. You can't ever get in trouble for it because you can just say "huh I didn't order that". Anyone could order something to your address.If you order domestic, then there is 0% chance of it getting seized, they are not scanning packages at the Royal Mail. If you order from abroad, it may get caught at customs because they do sometimes test or even open things coming from abroad.
>>84573734>Is it cheaper than street price?I dont know the street price desu but the prices are very reasonable, the whole user experience is very good, literally amazon but with better costumer care
>>84573758Trip back on nonceboy
>>84573763>they are not scanning packages at the Royal Mail.They do in certain regional distribution centres.t. worked with royal mail for years up until a few years ago
>>84573774What/how do they scan?
it is friyayvidrel is me leaving workington
>>84573630That raspberry cookie does look lush ngl
>>84573793>raspberry>lushpick one
>>84573783I don't know the in's and out's I wasn't involved in that side of their operation, I was involved with the maintenance on some of their equipment which on ran next to or near by where they'd scan items.
>>84573652Cheers lid. I nearly gave up at 25 but pushed on for those final few laps. I think I'll keep my baseline at 25-30 for a while. Don't wanna push myself too far. The sauna and steam room was lush too. Some based people in there.
Me? Stuck at work for another 2 hours. Just kill me now please.
>>84573817>saunawere you completely nude?
>>84573817Did you have a good time looking at all the kids?
>>84573817Kill yourself you disgusting creature
>>84573809Well, if it's the airport style Rapiscan, it wouldn't be able to see anything in a typical drugs delivery, it would just look like a little square thing inside.I can't really see what else they could do. You could have sniffer dogs, but most people use smell-proof baggies.The people I know who had their stuff seized at the border had their package actually opened and inspected by customs. I think the main reason for that is to check people aren't avoiding tax by not declaring stuff, but there's a chance your drugs get caught.
>>84573817Were any lassies checking you out lad? I know you are fit
Okra salad and pork belly on the cards for dinner corr it lush 4x
Why would he go to the leisure centre on the same day as the kids gym sessions?
Sean sucking off a couple middle aged Greek men in the sauna at the gym
>>84573817How often do you touch yourself when kids are around?
>>84573849This would not be paedophilia, it would be hebephilia.
everybody looking at HHL's thumb sized penis in the sauna and chuckling
>>84573849What a disgusting vile beast
DESPERATE to rip into Sean in any way. SCRAMBLING to demean him and bring him down. RAVENOUS to denigrate him.Just pathetic.
>DESPERATE to rip into Sean in any way. SCRAMBLING to demean him and bring him down. RAVENOUS to denigrate him.>Just pathetic.Ok lad
>>84573560Got some old mates visiting from across the country, taking them out to pub for a catch up. Looking forward to it.
Me? Never been swimming or the gym in my life. Swimming is for normie scum.
>>84573849i fucking knew it, what a disgusting wrong'un
Sean getting touched by big oily black men after watching kids in the gym
>>84573869It's just seethemong lashing out as usual. He hates hearing about anyone doing anything that isn't sitting in a boxroom all day on 4chan.
>It's just seethemong lashing out as usual. He hates hearing about anyone doing anything that isn't sitting in a boxroom all day on 4chan.New thread same cope? ha ah
>go to the swimming pool when kids are there>go to sauna with naked men>gobble down a footlongWhat a big day for him
>>84573885Yes sure it is just the one person lmao
>>84573833You're probably right with it not being anything that you'd need to worry about. Just thought I'd mention it as they definitely do scan for something but what that is IDK
>>84573630Your neck is longer than the sub.
>>84573901>What a big day for himI would argue it's par for the course for rSean
If you leave the house even once a week you don't belong on /r9k/. Fuck off normies.
>>84573912I got to 6 months without leaving once
>>84573919Try 4 years. Fuck off outta here deano.
>>84573919How is that even possible? Food? Bog roll?
BIG day for sean
>>84573925You are a saint amongst us bennymongs>>84573927Have them delivered
>>84573560Spliff now, then a pregab. Ignore reality for a bit.
>>84573912I'll post wherever and whenever I like and there's absolutely nothing you're going to do about it little lad x
BIG day for the unemployed
Big day for everyone. Starmers going to resign.
>>84573935You're just a failed normie though, hence why you're here all day every day seething at anons.
Sean jumping into the pool in speedos whilst the kids are doing their swimming lessons. Some of them thought he was the Loch Ness Monster.
BIG day for mongs
BIG day for seethers
>>84573939Not enough when ropes and trees exist. Probably enough trees to accommodate 1 politician per tree.
BIG day for spastics
They tried to hang him but his neck was so long they couldn't find a tree tall enough.
me? bed, energy drink, trramadols, few spoonfuls of Slimfast. none of that 'outside', 'exercise', or "Linux' nonsense for me thanks
Big day for people who have downloaded and distributed THAT video
BIG day for ted dibiase gifs
>>84573960What is wrong with linux?
BIG day for wanking to Katja Kassin's arsehole getting reamed
Me? Never watched THAT video, never will.
>>84573959I'd be able to find one suitable x
>>84573960You should get on linux lad, it's way better than windows/macOS
>>84573935You are a failed normie not a robot like me. You don't belong here and never will. Now fuck off and go play FIFA with your mates or something, Deano.
>>84573994Linux user here. The government will never have access to my encrypted hard drives.
>>84573988Absolutely based taste, lid. I would also accept Mandy Muse and Jynx Maze.
>Now fuck off and go play FIFA with your mates or something, Deano.
>>84573960What about your big bag of k? I got a small bag of k and a big bag of speed today. What a world.
>>84573991>>84573985it didn't protect me from a cease and desisr letter.nothing stopping some dodgy scousers from keeping records or not protecting THEIR account. maybe that's not evidence, but none of.us were pleased when we randomly got flyers through the post from that OTHER vendor...
Windows users are more likely to be black
>>84574012>big bagwas only 7g, that's long gone.
>>84574015Linux and IRC are the implicit last stands of the white man in an age where the third world has been granted access to PCs and the internet.
qbittorrent and a vpn and i've never had a cease and desist
>>84574015is this a racist burglary joke?if so
>>84574023NTA but, I think you're thinking of smash bros.
not racist but most people i know don't have a dad. that's just called normal.
Linux mint is an easy gateway for the uninitiated :)
Linux mint is an easy gateway for noncery
>>84574038Let's see the ls -l of your porn directory
Don't think I'll ever snort a pregab again desu. Right nostril used, right eye won't stop watering. Might just buy some empty capsules and start emptying out these 300 mg ones and make myself some 100 mg one's.People do this often as well, fucking maniacs.Eye is still watering.
>>84574038I hope you have been keeping those packages up to date redben
noncery
>>84574061yeah i did it last week, just kept snorting them one after the other. bioavailability and all that, but taking a 300mg one normally is a bit too heavy after a few hours.you could wrap half in a Rizla and bomb it?
>>84574058I don't have a porn stash>>84574063....Maybe
The terminal is the natural way to interact with a computer system. GUIs as default have fucked user agency and competency.
the restaurant i want to order food from opens in 3 minutes
>>84574075I scooped some into the empty capsule, then scraped the rest of the powder into the bin. I have enough to split and have a good amount for a once monthly reset, so can say FUCK YOU to the bad experience I just had. Start again fresh next time, and forget this whole ordeal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QIC2wS7R8
>>84574078Sure you don't, just using nonceOS for privacy
I've torrented over 50tb of stuff without a VPN and never had an issue.
nonced in the swimming pool by a malnourished looking spacker
Well I just woke up and got online and one of the first things I see is the thing about how the police arrested the bleeding out stabbing victim instead of the attacker because the attacker is Indian and claimed the victim was being racist.We need to fucking skin people alive. It is quite literally impossible to satirise the country any more. The wildest most absurd fever dreams of the chuddiest chuds are occurring every single day.
>>84574120His long neck allows him to keep his head above the water while his gimpy legs propel him across the pool floor and his roaming fingers undertake their dastardly missions.
>>84573119probs Georgia. gf is from there you see. lovely place. they treat you right as long as you're white.
>>84574128What a vile beast, noncing beneath the surface
>>84574113I have also torrented without a VPN, but nowhere near the same amount.
>>84574120makes me sick knowing that beast is out there terrorising kids
I think I might start on the beers now
>>84574147No beers for me today desu
>>84574147me too de lid. today marks the end of a really busy 3-4 month period at work so I am in quite the good mood and shall treat myself to several beers this evening.
Heavy rain atm where i live, ill wait with ordering food otherwise the delivery guy gets soaked
>>84574121Had enough yet? We don't have to live like this.
The beast in the pool
>>84574121Link?This is lots of random text cos just posting 'link?' is unoriginal and got me muted.
>>84574202Here ladhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15818111
>>84574201Cor he 10x lush
>>84574201Kek. Jarvis, enlarge the neck further.
>>84574177That's very nice of you anon.*gives you a head pat*
>>84574121>>84574209Sometimes I wonder how the pro-immigration left defends what the UK has become.
>>84574222They mostly live in the areas largely untouched by mass illegal migration and think the rest of the UK is the same.
>>84574222>Sometimes I wonder how the pro-immigration left defends what the UK has become.In the most charitable interpretation they ultimately see it as 'worth it' to achieve some utopian vision. In the worst cases they see it as justified due to white guilt for perceived historical injustices.
>>84574232How can anyone want higher crime? God forbid he gets mugged by one of these boatwogs, I'd hope the plod don't turn up.
I was never the victim of a crime. You?
Bees are so fucking stupid lads. Just bang, bang, bang into the window time after time. Fly away and reverse straight back into the window again, bang, bang, bang. Utter tards.
>>84574222The Uk is exactly what the left wants the west to be. poor as fuck, garbage all over the street, everyone hates each other, every kid is a chav. nobody is allowed to complain or you get arrested. this is commie utopia
>>84574259An Irish traveller scammed me out of about 300 when I was younger and more naive.
>>84574264worker bees are female thats why, not being able to drive or fly is a universal foid concept>Male bees, known as drones, have a singular purpose: to mate with a virgin queen bee. Unlike female worker bees, they do not gather pollen, make honey, clean the hive, or defend the colony.honestly we should just bee beee maxxing
>>84574276Male bees are the ultimate NEETs. >Do nothing useful for the hive>Zero productivity their entire life>Hang about with other NEETs >On the miniscule off-chance of shagging the queen they immediately die
>>84574222that lass was sharing CP to bully another lass at school.there are some insane "arrested because of Twitter posts" examples, this is not one of them.
>>84574308It's a funny meme image, shut up you fucking wet wipe
>>84574310there is NOTHING funny about being tricked. it hurts my feelings.
>>84574264honestly hate them lad especially if one ends up on my cap
>>84574324What are you on about? Nobody has been tricked and it has nothing at all to do with what did or didn't happen in that particular case, it's just the funny aesthetics of 2 very young looking female British police officers, 1 being a paki, at your door because of something you said online. That's why it became a meme that people post whenever the British police do something bad, because of how it looks.Didn't know this needed explaining.
>>84574308Is that true? Sauce pls.
Shaveington o'clockIs itX
>>84574264i hate bees almost as much as i hate my stupid gf
>>84574365are you.not travelling somewhere?
Where is cult lad from the other day?
Monglad
>>84574383He drank the kool aid.
>>84574383Probably drank the kool aid at his initiation
>>84574389>>84574390SpooopyI bet it was some freaky LDS stuff
>>84574222Those are what we call luxury beliefs. They live in nice areas, and convinced themselves everything is okay. I've met them.They still think all of the problems are caused by white yobbos going around abusing polite hard working Indian shop-keepers, like This is England.
>>84574457Helps that the media persistently lies, so your average BBC-listening Guardian-reading normie doesn't actually know about the rape and stabbings and other horrors happening every day.All they hear is endless stuff about racism and why white people are evil on repeat.
Who would win in an mma match between Liam Gallagher and Kurt Cobain?
>>84574465They secretly do know about the rapes and the murders, but they think it's okay because it happens to low class white people who "were asking for it". >he was probably a racist who voted Brexit>he probably wolf whistles woman from building sites>she was probably a slagProd these people even slightly, and these biases will pour right out of them.
>>84574222You are posting this as a joke but you need to realise that many many people in this country genuinely think that if someone is racist they have it coming. They should be crippled or killed. We have reached the point where being openly racist is like shouting >I WANT FUCK KIDSJust stating the most evil thing imaginable to them
throat is closing up due to the Slimfast fhs
Knew a posho Marxist type once, who would literally crease up in anger if he so much as heard a Northern accent on TV. He legitimately fucking hated Karl Pilkington, of all people. You don't understand the actual contempt for the "Common", until you're face to face with it. They love listening to rap though. That's being "worldly and cultured".
>>84574528>Marxist >hates working class people It is weird but that is common. It is not really Marxism. It is just a way of signalling they are not racist. Everything is about sending signals and shibboleths with them.
To be leftist, and broadly anti-English signals that you're "educated"(you spent time being taught to be a Marxist by Marxists, and you had the cash to pay for it), and that you're "broad minded and cultured"(you know French words and shit, and you would rather eat "le rolle sosaage" than a sausage roll).This is the actual headspace incredibly midwitted people with too much money inhabit.
might get some oats going.
>>84574528Their version of the UK only works while whites are in the majority and are happy. Yet they look at us with disgust.
Who do you hate the most? Rank them from most hate to least hate. Women. Blacks. Muslims, Jews. Gays. Trans.
>>84574573Whites *are* in the majority where they live. And when a brown moves in, it's a well educated and polite one, so they literally don't understand the distinction.
>>84574577What if I hate them all equally?
>>84574577Do not hate any of them. Every group has flaws and strengths. I hate woke enablers that let and facilitate the worst elements of all these groups get away with shit.
Taken the rest of muh pregabalin, going to roll a smoke, and play some chess. Songnotrel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5cJqC6Ovc
>>84574577Women > power gap
>>84574577Jews. Blacks. Muslims. Indians. Trannies. Women. Gays.
>>84574577I don't hate anybody desu
>>84574577 1 Muslims & Jews2 Gays & Trannies3 Blacks4 Women
The no drinking is gonna fail I'm afraid. Maybe after today...desu it seems impossible, unless I win the lottery. Fuck work
He drinks beerI drink fanny juice
I just want a pair of marks shitty boxers x
need my eyes to read /britfeel/.cannot focus my eyes while on the tramadols.orz
>>84574641You were given the gift of life and the experience of human consciousness and this is how you spend it.
Why doesn't Keir just called a GE like he asked the conservatives to do so many times?
>>84574646hey you can't live life saying what if? what if i have tallent. what if my parents didnt hate me . what if someone loved me. no point in saying what if . your life is meaningless and it will be. until the day you die.
>>84574674why does the pigeon fly into the ground?
Chain smoking tranny cock
Wonder what Welper will be getting up to tonight
>>84574680It a dream, doesn't have to be logical
Mongs posting about himself again
>>84574686Watching THAT video I reckon
>>84574646At least I did it myyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyy
>>84574680unreliable narrator innit
I am just absolutely sick of this now. Trying to pipe into jq and it's refusing. Don't even know what's wrong, just been frustrated all day. Fuck bash
Hope Sean has had a good day swimming today sounds lush
>>84574754Sounds like he had a blast watching that kids gym session x
>>84574222The one on the left would get one right up the bum from me
>>84574768Cor what a lucky lad x
>>84574779looks like a Zapdramatics character tbqh.
>>84574779She's cute. She looks about 15 though, no idea how she's a police woman.
>>84574802probably about 5' 2" as well.
wadda fuckgs goin on ere denn?
Bald paedophiles use britfeel to communicate with each other
>>84574815dunno but it smelly it smelly of obsession
Me? I only watch Lauren Philips, she is PRIME spaffing material
>>84574815I bet you're one of these that cry about the helpernonce.png but in the next breath are eagerly feeding seans image into your favourite AI just to post him here. SAD!
>>84574849She's alright, massive jugs on her.
>>84574849You have really shit taste. I bet you live on bennies and are very poor.
>>84574880Probably just a different taste to you , who do you recommend instead?
belly hairs racing to connect to my chest hairs by the time i'm 40.
>>84574843>>84574859Trip on you sad sack.
>>84574925Jog on you sad sack
>>84574901I never get much hair unless it's in the usual place near my cock or armpits. Not bald yet.
>>84574901All my body hair met up, then must have had a fight, as some bits then left my body.
Everybody post their body hairEverybody rate
Won't be posting my body and that is my choice x
sean doesnt have any body hair, he is naturally hairless
My pubic hair is longer than my cock and my arse hair is so abundant that it regularly gets matted with sweat. Mind you, can't even grow a beard. Mad.
>>84574988I would, but I turned my phone off earlier, sorry.
I have trained myself to get off exclusively playing with my nipples. My nipplegasms are intense nowadays and my nipples are very large and pointy from repeated sessions. I'd highly recommend it lads.
>>84574993hate getting my pubes caught in my foreskin 2bh. like razor wire on the urethra.
Wonder how sean is feeling after his steamy bumsesh in the saunas earlier x
>>84575014True that. At one point I thought I had cut my cock or something but it was just a sneaky loose pube under my cock head.
>>84575004Teach us x
>>84575028You just rub your nipples every day, I like to do a good nipple session when I'm settling in for bed. Rib circles around your nipple and areola. Even give it a pinch or a roll, but I find I enjoy the rubbing more.
I'm not sure I could live without the jump ahead feature on youtube
Have had very dry skin on my hands lately, beginning to think it's the moisturiser that's doing it to me. Lock me in for life by offering the solution and the problem. Classic capitalism that is.
>>84575041More likely just dry weather lid, or you're washing a lot of dishes or working with your hands.
Already a bit wissed up me x
Back's fucked de lads need a massage
The older I get the more I want to swallow a load.
Get to one of those thai places they do a half decent massage at a good price
I just made the best burgers I've ever made and I'm actually proud of myself for once. Corr they were right little tasty fuckers.
It nice to see an uptick in the lads cooking for themselves I'm proud of all you cookinglads
>>84575094any special trick to them lad?for me it's just salt, pepper, bit of paprika in some mince, five mins on the George Foreman. can burgers be lusher than this?
>>84575124The key for me is to use beef & pork mince. It's far less dry than just beef mince and sticks together nicely in the pan as well. My secret ingredients that I'll only share with the lads of /britfeel/ are to use panko breadcrumbs to bind the mince, along with eggs of course, and a healthy dollop of maple syrup.
>>84575109Not everybody CAN cook for themself
>>84575150I can't according to PIP ;)
End of an era?Nothing ends x
me? poured two scoops of Slimfast into a bowl all by myself.is there now Slimfast all over my kitchen and in my bed? yes. do i deserve mobility PIP for this? Areasonably so.
Trip on little lad x
>>84575158PIP are useless. I have shared this before, I did not fill in that section but I got 4 points in that section. They never called me for an assessment either. I can only assume they spoke to one of the two health professionals I put down as came to the conclusion I wasnt worth hassling.
>>84575184if you challenged the decision you probably would have been awarded it tbqh.it's a very daft system.
>>84575184Fugging hate phone postingTo add I know they do some paper assessments but I have also seen that they are extremely rare.
>>84575201 I do get pip I just never had the assessment. I only filled out the forms.
>IT HIMS
>>84575220>>84575204The person who reviewed your form probably got a good enough picture of whats up with you. Was it mental health mostly? Not knocking it, that is just one of the reason they might do a paper based assessment.
Had the best burger of my life today. Not sharing the location because it's a single location but it actually made me tear up a bit it was that good.
Had the best bumsesh of my life today. Not sharing the location because it's a single location but it actually made my arsehole tear up a bit it was that good.
>>84575256Yes mostly. Well that sort of makes sense but I still dont understand how I got points in a section I did not fill in but I am not complaining about it lol
Haven't heard much from Ruthmong of late? I hope he hasn't been arrested for being a pervert.
Might get a webab wrap in tonight classic HHL style x
Took a big explosive shittington didn't I? Leaving it for mummington to clean up of course x
>>84575348That's why you pay her the big bucks
I'd never leave a pebble dashed toilet bowl for my mum x
Got 3 bottles of red wine, and a meal deal curry for 2 (2 curries, 2 sides, plus rice). All for me.
>>84574113>I've torrented over 50tb of stuff without a VPN and never had an issue.No gf, lad?
Bought a violin from a Cash Converters today. I guess I'll learn it at some point
I brought a girl home once and when she wanted to watch Netflix I explained to her that I had over 1000 shows and hundreds of movies downloaded, and had it set up to auto-download from Usenet with a bash script, and had it all running on a Linux server in the bedroom with two 8 terabyte drives, running Plex, allowing it to be streamed to the TV, and she looked at me as if I told her I rape babies.There's something wrong with women that they don't like good solutions if it's seen as "weird". They just want whatever is the most common thing that everyone does. Their reality is filtered through a consensus matrix of "what would other women think if I told them this".
>>84575454I wonder what the story is behind that violin ending up in cashies
sometimes all i think about is youlate nights in the middle of june
>>84575421Yeah I downloaded one, but she came with 60tb of baggage, and messed up all my file system with her crap. Ended up deleting her.
>>84575150Only women and boomers are mystified by cooking. Literally just ingredients mixed together and flavoured to taste, innit?If it needs to be a bit saltier, make it a bit saltier.If it needs to be a bit spicier, make it a bit spicier.Add garlic, stock powder, and black pepper to basically everything. Easy.>Oh no, I believe I shall put sweetcorn in everything because I'm a stupid bellend, and I want it to taste of water and nothing
>>84575464Lots of musicians and lots of addicts where I live. Guessing it's just a musician selling it on for drug money
>>84575475da fuq is your problem with sweetcorn??
>>84575475I was going to make my sweetcorn curry for you but now I won't.
>>84575499It's just such a feckless "mum who thinks she's being crafty" ingrediant>I put sweetcorn in me bolognaise to pad it out, Enni?Okay, now it tastes of sweetcorn, instead of meaty and flavoursome, well done. You're supposed to put fucking celery in it, you mug.I have some degree of trauma over this...
>>84575525This sounds like a you issue (or rather, your mum). I don't think anyone else does that.
>>84575472>Yeah I downloaded one, but she came with 60tb of baggage, and messed up all my file system with her crap. Ended up deleting her.Fucking cunts the lot of 'em.
>>84575532My family's idea of cooking is boiling shit in a pot, and then dumping cheese on it, so they don't have to taste what they made.
>>84575525for me the fact it's flavourless filler is a feature not a bug tbqh.used to hate it, now it pads out meals and i barely detect it. same with peas, lentils, etc.
>>84575553What like stews and stuff like that?
>>84572884A fine addition to my dance react collection. Thank you.
>>84575553That is gross and I'm sorry to hear it. I think I was lucky, my mum is an incredible cook. She makes really delicious food (both traditional English stuff and world cuisine) and also baking the best cakes and desserts. Going back home for me is like going to a gourmet restaurant.
The cat has just brought a fucking dead pigeon in
>>84575610I hope you die and your cat eats your face.
Imagine how greasy Shippy's arse is
>>84575610show your cat this short film: >>84574674
>>84575634It is something my daft thing would do as well. I dont want to be giving him any ideas
>me grating a small amount of pepper into a pot>dad walks in: erm, not everyone likes it spicy...My entire childhood they treated me like I was some kind of demented curry beast, because of things like this. It's just normal. This is how you make food.
>>84575667im sure you are in the right and EVERYONE else is wrong
>>84575667At times I suspect my mother has not even put salt and pepper in meals. Sometimes they're bland.
On the wokkles me. It Friday x
>>84575676It's not like they complain when they don't know I've done it.
>>84575686Mega pissed up melty incoming then dickhead?
When BritNormie was a young lad of 29 he took the Office Over Offspring pledge. He vowed to never procreate in order to put his career first.
>>84575686I hope you die of an overdose you vile nonce
Here he is it to let us know how his sad day went noncing at the pool
>tfw nearly died of an alcohol overdoseinstead, i had to live another five years with you lot. god.
>>84575667Tell him to cook for himself next time
The other day I was out eating lunch with my granddad and he collapsed in the middle of the restaurant. A paramedic who was also eating there rushed over to help him and within a few minutes he was back on his feet. It had me so worried but there is always a good Samaritan around to help.Fast forward to today and I see this same bloke in another Asian restaurant in town. I'm there for my brother in law's birthday and I see this paramedic there again. He's just finishing and I say "let me get the bill mate" and he says "Honestly don't mention it about yesterday, just doing my job" but I insist. Fuck me, 162 quid for just him and his missus. "Ah, sorry mate I'm not sure I can cover the whole lot, but we can split it?""Split it? You were the one who offered mate, now you're backing out"I told him that I was a bit skint but wanted to make a gesture of appreciation, and I hoped he would be understanding but he just ridiculed me for not being able to afford a three figure dinner bill. That's the last fucking petition I'm ever signing for those 'hard done by paramedics' the greedy cunt.
>>84575719They get paid enough as it is lid
Did you enjoy watching the kids gym session Sean?
>>84575712And you've never shown us yer tits once, ya tease x
Not getting too drunk tonight. Need to keep meself right for the Eurovision finals tomorrow. No more bans for me x
>>84575719should've chinned him, lad. made sure no paramedics got to HIM, that'll learn him some gratitude.
>>84575741Vile disgusting noncey beast
>>84575741Kys asap you long necked nonce
Inhaled a full bag of bbq lays from farmfoods and I feel actually disgusting
>>84575757I remember when barbecue was an actual walkers flavour. None of this BBQ rib nonsense.
>>84575757>laysOoh er. bit continental, innit?
>>84575771Polish to be exact.. according to the bag
Distinctly remember going to Spain as a kiddie, and having pickled gherkin flavour lays.
A good looking lad having a few drinks on a Friday night has got some lad seething kek
Ran into one of my ex smackhead mates in the shop earlier. Told him I wasn't on the sniff anymore and he said "you better be" like he still doesn't do it every weekend lmao.
>>84575786Why are you still alive and breathing
>>84575779Something like these by any chance? I got these in Belgium a year or so ago.
>>84575803yeah, i think they were Lays though.
might have a crack at today's Wordle, me.
>>84575786Why did you watch it and tell everyone about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq2i_hpd8y8
>>84575813Begging you to please remember the spoiler
>>84575821of course, lad. we're past 400 replies so i understand tensions are running high x
>>84575812Yeah they had a lot of different brands making pickle flavoured ones. They'd do well over here.
Wordle is Chair
tits or arse lads
>>84575862Kek based lid. Sick of wordle mongs x
Snape kills Dumbledore.
>>84575870>i derive one tiny sliver of joy solving a puzzle every day>you want to crush that for no reason other than pure hateed
TODAYS WORDLE IS CHAIR DE LAD! WHAT? YOU'VE NOT DONE IT YET? DO YOU LIKE TOMATO KETCHUP CRISPS?
>>84575835weird we don't get certain things for arbitrary reasons.I found out after decades the blue doritos is actually cool ranch, but they can't call it that because we don't have cool ranch.
Felt something dripping down my leg but nothing was there again
Been invited out for my mates birthday drinks next week. Will be my first proper night out this year. Might go full-scale x
>>84575906Hope you die prior lid x
>>84575906wackets in for the lads BOSH x
>>84575906Kids party is it?
>>84575906Is this a spacker friend or a drug friend.
bruce forsyth is a ghost in the sixth sense
>>84575866Tits are great, but can't beat a nice arse on a lass. And, less chance of caught perving.
Getting begrudgingly invited to his aunties 80th >my mateKekKek
Paedo party with lollers and budeOnly paedos allowed
>>84575897Big cheese and onion. I've said too much.
Sean and his smackheads gatecrashing a kids bouncy castle party
I miss welper going full scale. He becomes so based.
i remember the last time HHL went to his mate's birthday bash. one year ago next week, what are the odds of that? x
>>84575866To be honest, neither. Even though I love both, I understand the framing of the question is assuming the larger the better.
>l miss welper going full scale. He becomes so based.
Sean luring kids into the toilets at his aunties 80th x
Sean croaking and being found with a micro stiffy watching THAT video x
>>84575866clavicle
I wish I had HHL's life desu
>>84575952low
>>84575977Me too, I'd love for my survival to be entirely dependent on what the state gives me every month because I'm an abject failure x
>>84575947Do I miss it? Lowkey yes but I'm better off without the wrugs and multi day benders. Life's more lush now x
>>84575999When are you going to get clean off CSAM?
i was a better person when i was drunk tbqh. more fun to be around.
>>84575999You're a vile nonce
I'm intensely jealous of Helper. He has such a better life than me and it's not fair.
Knocking back that Watermelon Breezer nows x
>>84576002Never, he's addicted, the one addiction he will never kick.
>>84576017Hope you choke on them fatty
Vile Nonce would be a good stage name for a metal guitarist.
>>84576020There is no evidence he has any interest in CSAM.
Passion fruit martini, cheeky.
>>84576033I'll post it just for you lad xYou wanted me to x
>>84576035new edish >>84576035new edish
I've been here long enought to remember when Helper would get drunk on VK and post Victoria Justice songs at 4am. Good times x
on that vomitgrind again. stomach gently informing me i had one too many tramadols, mad what the human body can do x
bending over and penetrating helperlad while helperdad watches from above x
>>84575779I went to Greece in 2000 and they had pizza flavoured Cheetos. Tasted a bit weird, weren't too bad.
>>84574209I can't fucking handle this shit anymore man. I can't handle it. Those stupid fucking pigs should be publicly tortured to death for this. I fucking despise the police with every inch of my being and would kill every last one of them if I could.
>>84574232I flat out refuse to believe any conspiracy theories. But this HAS to be planned. It's THAT fucked up, it makes mk ultra look like a Saturday morning kids show.
