Gower Peninsula editiondiscontinued blue autism beaker spastic sippycup remix
Really disappointed I wanted a discontinued blue cup edition .
Australia x
1 of 3 re: cup
>>847050352 of 3 re: sippy cup
3 of 3 re: blue cup>be me>wonders where cuplad got his tism fromAhhhh, that explains it
>>84705030literally snuck it into the spoiler, big manthere would a fucking mutiny if blue cup had its own edish
overwrought edish.
bluecuplad will be a top shagger by now surely x
>>84705069as in you are overwrought or I am overwroughtcontext requested pls bro
>>84705060now that he has his cups in order, is he finally going to finish Winds of Winter?
I can almost guarantee that bluecup spacker took one look at the 500 new cups and said "no" because autistic people are fucking insufferable at times
Welper sucking off military ages men at the migrant hotel
downloading Euphoria US S03E08 for one last naughty spunkysplurge over Miss Sweeney
>>84705077the edish is overwrought.
We need a tism lad to have a melty over shandy bass, get that brought back, also calvin klein crave.I'd do it, but I don't have a diagnosis.
>>84705082>Sean insulter appears*updates class register for new thread*
surprising amount of mileage out of 'autistic lad got some cups'./britfeel/ never fails to impress x
>>84705088thanks for clarifyingyou're wrongbut cheers anyway x
>>84705035Why won't you move to Australia?
>>84705067Not good enough sorry x
>>84705096yeah I was a bit surprised when I posted it to lower the post timer on a womp reply, and here we are. so it goes etc.
>>84705046>2016I bet he's on top rate PIP by now
>>84705099criminal record and doesn't get enough immigration points most likelythey don't take dossers
>>84705104I am suitably admonished x
>>84705112>criminal recordWhat did you do?
>>84705111national news is good evidence for his condition I guess
>>84705119fraudulently obtained 497 blue sippy cups
>>84705009>sippycupFOY
>>84705145Personally I prefer discontinued blue cup as it's a little bit more formal
Welper knocking on the small boat arrivals hotel room doors checking if anyone needs a sucky sucky he giving back to his local community
>>84705060Looks a little bit like shippy with a beard x
>>84705150Personally I prefer none Brits to fuck off out of the thread
>>84705060Thought that was LGR at first
Welper on all fours screaming in asda because he lost his blue sippycup
>>84705160three tistic offspring apparentlyyou'd think he'd get the hint after the second one
i will accept the Americanism 'sippycup' because it's hilarious tbqh.
Need an SSM Monday uploaf
>>84705168Is this what he means when he says garn full scale?
Back from a walk though my local forest park. Went up an off-beat path that not on any of the official maps, it's peaceful, almost never see anyone there and the views from it are lovely. This time though I found remains of a campsite at the viewpoint, worse still were a few used condoms lying around. Fucking normies ruined my secret walk, probably during the bank holiday weekend.
NO PAPA I NEED MY SIPPY CUP! REEEEEEEE! GIVE ME MY SIPPY CUP! NOW! REEEEE!
The current popular definitions of paedophilia are so broad, vague, historically incongruent and biologically illiterate that applying them flatly probably 95% of the male population could be classified as a paedo.It's fucking insane.
>>84705250Please fuck off you paedo freak
Welper exchanging grooming tips with the illegal immigrants
>>84705250Very shippy coded post this x
The popular definitions of paedophilia today are so broad, vague, historically incongruent and biologically illiterate that the flat application of them probably means 95% of the male population could be a paedo.It's fucking nuts.
>>84705250Did you read an article somewhere or is this just something you've been pondering?
>>84705193not rite what people do. disrespectful.on my walk earlier, i noticed someone had set fire to the nice bit of wood someone left in the underpass.1. it was high quality wood2. the resulting charring ruined someone else's graffitisome proper sick people out there, who do horrible things simply because they can.
>>84705250Lollers will not like this post x
Today's widely accepted definitions of paedophilia are so nebulous, ambiguous, historically inconsistent, and biologically illiterate that their literal application likely implies that 95% of men could be paedophiles.It's completely insane.
>>84705283Not him but I daresay he woke up with a guilty erection and needed to justify it so could massage to completion while thinking about highly unethical things.
CHILI>inb4 FOY
>>84705250a friend is a consenting adult who entered into a relationship with another consenting adult. bit of an age gap, but they were on the same page and it was all 100% fine.i didn't know the real-life extent of all this social media shite. i thought it was just a few weirdos online. same way Tumblr would kick up a storm if a cartoon killed off a gay character, or something.now it's become potential blackmail material. what the actual fuck.
PISSY BIN BAG EDISH would also have been somewhat acceptable in an ephemeral sense
as the britfeel resident Big Dog I do not need verification, I just proceed unhindered
>>84705311i bought this earlier, and it does ruffle my feathers every time.i can understand it being a brand name. what i CAN'T understand is it being in the name of the product.
Me? About to pound the gf's pussy into next week. Think about me for the next 20 mins or so lads.
>>84705317FWIW the wifey did take it out to the bins, but the smell remains ;_;
Welpers micropenis standing to attention
>>84705336Cor top shagger has signed in. Give her tuppence a ruddy good seeing to, big man x
>>84705315what was the age gap and who was involved
>>84705332At least you know the wordle for today x
>>84705315>a friendYeah sure thing
>Age gap gatekeeping routine, le nonces of all ages Fascinating Womp womp
>>84705283The latter. Some of the examples of men being called paedos I've seen are just wild. Like, if you're a normal male in your 40s and you make it clear that you find an 18 year old attractive, especially when she is objectively and literally extremely attractive, doesn't matter you're a paedophile! Like what the fuck?Biology doesn't care about age, which is arbitrary. Biology cares about phenotypic indicators of healthy reproductive capacity.If you see a good looking woman, firm breasts, soft butt, good hips, smooth skin, full lips, voluminous hair, toned musculature etc. it literally don't matter if she's 14 or 18, she still looks like how she looks and no man should be demonised for thinking she looks attractive. Attraction is biological, but a lot of people simply refuse to accept it. This isn't even really a left-right political thing either. Leftists are more openly pro-child molester, but even self-identifying rightists clutch their pearls over simple biological reality.
Britfeel is talking about its favourite subject again.
>>84705336You ever stick a thumb up her arse while clapping her pussy?
>>84705415Nonces Kids being fucked Troons Bennies Pretending to be various whacky characters
>>84705379OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Historically speaking it looks like Jesus was a disciple of John the baptist.
>>84705398> literally don't matter if she's 14 or 18this post here, your honour
Welper cuddling up with a military aged male who arrived on a small boat
>>84705418Is gr8 when sphincter tightens around thumb and u push it in harder x
>>84705443*enthusiastically tips fedora*
>>84705432see you tomorrow for another spoiler x
>>84705370a friend in her late 20s at the time, and an adult man of adult age.it wouldn't have even registered as 'controversial' a decade earlier. the most confusing part is why people WANT to infantilise themselves.>take away my right to vote/drink/shag pls, i'm only 24 so my brain isn't fully formed yet :(((
>>84705461atheistically*
>>84705469How old was he? Adult age does not help. Assuming he was older from your phrasing but give me a number.
>>8470500930 SECOOOOONDS, god be with you...
Yodel always this slow?
>>84705469>female late 20s>male 30-50?REEEEEE NONCE REEEEEPeople are fucking stupid
>>84705479he was younger than her.they were together for years, so all the usual memes like>what would you even TALK about?!totally fall apart.
Not gonna lie I have been floored on a few occasions enjoying looking at full-figured grown young women who I assumed were university age and then finding out later that they were like 14 or 15 years old.The fuck is in the water these days?
>>84705488Yes, all couriers are getting shitter over time as they move to a JIT, foreinger-staffed model of service.
>>84705501>perving on the kiddiesCareful now lad
>>84705443Malachi 3:1, lid.
ngl im absolutely winded after the cycling sesh this morning, at work now but cant get anything done
>>84705501How old are you for context?
>>84705508So not just me with slow as fuck service
>>84705524Do ur work wagiePay my benniesNobody caresHuehehe
>>84705524i would love nothing more than for someone to passionately complain about having an exercise bike with a screen/game system attached.can any lads get on that? cheers x
>>84705509It's the same anon that is talking about paedophilia. He's a very weird anon, anon.
Weird ephebo energy in this edition
>>84705524Swift does look neat but im not buying all that shite + subscriptions when i can literally go outside and cycle anywhere Should have killed two birds with one stone and cycled to work de lid
>>84705535Can't play minecraft onna exercise bike, anon.
2pm, might check if the post's been. you never know.
Helper becoming the hotel bike
Me? Been on bennies since 2014.I say jump, the taxpayer says how high x
>>84705553Low effort this one x
>>84705549you say this, but it's the sort of shit a she/her Twitter/GitHub lad WOULD program.
>>84705550Why not get a sensor and put it in your post receptacle thing?, then you'll be alerted every time something has been posted.
Me? Bennies full tilt since 2016. It 6x lush.
>>84705554You on the tippity top rate or just the basic JSA ?
>>84705558Is GitHub for thae pronouns lot now too?
>>84705564Top rate UC + PIP de lad. I get around 2k a month.
How do you kill two birds with one stone? At the same time or separately? Bash the magpie's head in and then the robins?
My main issue with trans folks are the men parading as women. That does not sit well with me for various reasons. Women wanting to be men I seem to be more tolerant of, despite knowing it is mental illness (per DSM5).
>>84705573Make it into a missile shape and fire it from a catapult at a birds nest. If there's babies in there you could end up killing 4 or 5 with 1 stone.
>>84705572Cor lad that sounds well lush nice one>>84705573Big stone
Anyone fancy a bum? X
corrrr genociding birds and it lush
>>84705567>thaeselfmong.png
>>84705572Damn doing well there de lidIm a miserable wagie making roughly 1.8k a month
>>84705573i always took it you're slinging them, the same stone flies through one then the other.
I'm in a dinger on a bender.
Bum lad
>>84705584Nah I already have 1, having 2 seems a bit excessive.
surprisingly original posts ITT tbqh x
Remember gangnam style? kek
>>84705588Cheers lad. I paid my rent today which leaves me 200 odd quid leftover to last me until my UC bennies hit the bank. Could be better, could be worse.
No SeanMinimal seethingMinimal mongingMinimal womp wompIt good thread
>>84705618Your bills are 1800? What are you eating lobster for dinner every night?
>>84705572Dont fib I am on UC LCWRA and on enhanced for both daily and mobility for PIP and only get around 1700
>>84705634>Your bills are 1800?Nah I just waste a lot of money lad.
Welper becoming the soggy biscuit for a hotel full of gimmiegrants
Thread daily posts/topics Nonces / DoneKids being fucked / DoneTroonsBennies / DonePretending to be various whacky charactersTwo more to complete the set lads.
>>84705660Triple triple LUSH x
>>84705661i subtly worked transsexuals into my post about indie game/mod programmers, lad.
Why won't Shippy start a family?
>>84705681What should one do with a hairline like that? Grow a beard and shave it all off?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c152y8j4gljothis sounds like an interesting Panorama and i'll watch it In a bit, but what a weird article.burying the lede or whatever it's called. paragraphs dedicated to explaining a midwife wrote 'Fuck Off Home' as a jokey note because a woman kept coming in unnecessarily.
>>84705699They were majority blacks i wager, both.There's nothing more a black hates than another black person.
>>84705690comb it back.i always expect flak for this, but it DOES look dignified. think of classic/older actors. Basil Rathbone would have looked ridiculous if he 'just buzzed it, bro'.also it's a normal part of ageing and i thought we were all about not shaming things people can't control?
>>84705681I want to send this to my bf that keeps bugging me about kids with a similar hairline
>>84705690oral dutasteride dailytopical minoxidil daily
>>84705336bet top shagger here has been balls deep in her tuppence at least twice now corrr
>>84705710>things people can't control?balding is cured already, and it's easily available to buy online
>>84705488so they expect it in Devon, send it to Hatfield, and then all the way back to Devon, am I reading that right?
>>84705708cor it'll be an extra layer of anticipation as i watch this one.i get it's a 'caring profession' as the couple in the article say, but surely midwives have to be tough? maybe SOME stern African lady is just what the doctor ordered, sometimes.
>>84705722so you have to buy it, when it's purely cosmetic?that's like telling women they need to spend money on makeup to look good. you are a SEXIST.
>>84705713>kids with a similar hairlinethey can't help being bald
Shippy should look into adopting
the only good "hair system" i've seen is on Elon Musk.blokes like Henry Cavill and Pierce Brosnan just look ridiculous.
>>84705734It's literally 47 pence per pill for 0.5 mg dutasteride, not a big deal if you have any kind of job in the world
Welper organising a hotel bull orgy where he is the only bottom
men don't want children.women cannot into memes.
>>84705726People expect top tier treatment from a completely run down and over stretched NHS full of agency stafff and then wonder why some african is telling them to fuck off kek
>>84705747what next? adult teeth straightening/whitening? leg extension surgery to make yourself taller?how about we all just wash ourselves, shave every so often, and age naturally?
For 250 years English courts sent between 0.5-1.0% of male of every generation to the gallows. The since named 'War on Murder'. This culling of the most egregiously violent people produced the remarkable results of lowering the homicide rate tenfold and leading to a period of exceptional safety and prosperity domestically. London was known to be so safe that women could walk unaccompanied day or night through any district without fear.It is a testament to just how unprecedentedly safe the country was that 150 years after the fact we still know about Jack the Ripper and his five victims, given how much of a system shock the events were in their day. Compare this to today where any man on the street would be hard pressed to name the perpetrator of the latest(!) terror attack, and with total homicide numbers each year around 650.
If you earned a million pounds a day from when Napoleon was born you still wouldn't have made enough to pay for HS2's projected cost.
Men having been going bald for centuries but Anon from /britfeel/ has the 47 pence solution that will cure it once and for all
Lots of African families moving into my local area, lads. The multicultual experiment continues full-scale.
>>84705752luv are NHS, me, and i have zero problem with qualified immigrants working in it. but the NHS workers i've known are overworked and stressed and want to move to Australia.maybe it just doesn't affect richoids because they don't have to sit in A&E for 16 hours. but otherwise it's one of those grim situations where i feel like all 'sides' basically agree.FIX IT, YOU FUCKS
>>84705777If they'd started building HS2 from when Napoleon was born it still wouldn't have made it to Manchester
mmmmm salty minge
>>84705777i was reading the original white paper a few months ago. made a strong case for why we need High Speed rail, what the projected costs would be, but then how much the country would gain in productivity by its completion in 2019.we built a whole rail network once, what the hell has happened to us?
>>84705808Women's suffrage. Mass immigration.
>>84705816i'm happy with half of those.
>>84705818I like massive women too.
>>84705808Tories fucked us all x
what's all this Sims bullshite?i just want to play Moonstone Island.
be thread done by teatime at this rate blimey o'riley
>>84705842enjoy ur viruses PC lad
>>84705842Where does one find games on for free these days de lid?>>84705858No sense of adventure lid, live a little
An army of small boat migrants making a beeline for welpers puckered bumhole
Gaff is currently being invaded by bees and and little black ant looking things. It overs x
>>84705862>Where does one find games on for free these days de lid?if it's on GOG (DRM-free) the filez can be found at gog-games.to my friend>>84705858the GOG installers are signed, and they have the option to verify the integrity of any other bundled files.plus, i always check them with that VirusTotal. no need for Linux or antivirus software in 2026, just know what binaries you're running x
Mackem bees
>>84705752knew a nurse, worked 40 years, got taken in, had to sit on a stretcher for 24hrs, family complained she should have been given preferential treatment.Entitled fucks.
>>84705962SUCK MY LOBES
Somalian migrants taking advantage of welper in the homeless shelter
>>84706005genuine Q: does it ever actually work this way?similar to a doctor on an aeroplane or something. triage it so nurses go first, then you have a net increase in available nurses.
>>84706037maybe, this one was retired though so even given your premis it wouldnt apply. Last i heard they were going to sue the nhs for not treating him preferentially.Mongs mate
https://youtu.be/jP5PRIbMkXQ?is=OlrSqsgicuGwJv4lHe out of breath sitting downSad!
Just had one of them all day breakfast sandwiches from Aldi and it was dryer than a nuns Fanny. The bread felt like it was made out of a cream cracker it was fucking shite. Not happy.
>>84706070>retiredthen she's lived a life. move her to the BACK of the queue, give the living a go x
tummy hurtshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg_58SCfAjM
>>84706099Looks like shippy if he lost some weight and didn't start norwooding
Might quit my job and become a day trader
>>84706143i'll do you two Frydays for a single Monday, lad. you won't get a better deal than that.
>>84706143What would you trade? Swap Sunday for a Wednesday, mess with the wagies?
>>84706143smirnoffbro made his fortune day-trading
Welper desperate for wokey offering gimmigrants the full twink package at a discount price
>>84706192do you know if they do ketamine?
>>84706192do you know if hhl likes ketamine?
is sex better wihtout a condombeen wondering because all of those abortions that happen could be avoidednot anti abortion just saying
For every aborted white baby we have to import a brown
>>84706285Reform MP here, and I like your idea. We'll implement it soon. Abort all brown babies, kick em out the womb.
Welper getting laughed at by the gimmigrants as he scarpers off with a small baggie of baking powder
>>84706231he said he's had some round a mate's instead of the wokey and/or by mistake, and it wasn't his thing.my thing isn't the wokey and IS the thing that isn't his, so we could form a symbiotic circle (Naboo style).>>84706263sex just isn't very good in general.
GB News is getting pretty big tbqh. Becoming UK Fox News. Sort of exciting. We need a proper socially conservative flank to drag things away from wokeness.
>>84706354Well overdue bit of pluriformity in our media. I hope they start some panel shows like Have I Got News For You but with jokes about Labour and the Greens.
Had a great laugh perusing an old textbook
>>84706361i miss 2000s telly edginess (it was even on the Beeb: early WILTY, Monkey Dust, etc) but Mock the Week was annoying because of how scripted it was.if they could do something LIKE that, but also don't overdo it with 'hurr durr we're saying the not-allowed things', we could have a return to telekino.in the meantime, i will truck on with Farscape x
>>84706378daft use of ditto marks, that. they couldn't just print 'as in' a few more times...?
Girl bits
>>84706263yeah generally better, more sensation, the thin condoms are ok but i've had a few split which is annoying as fuck mid fuck.
>condom comes off inside her/him>he/she doesn't even realise>was faking feeling ANYTHING the whole timeaaaaaaaaaaa
Never even sniffed a fanny, it's beyond over
Helper getting gagged mid bumsesh
Never even felt a tit
>>84706345good corn eating vid >>84706423makes sense i suppose
I've officially converted to Judaism de lids. Big up Auschwitz.
>>84706496>4 films after Shoahthere were sequels?
How do rapists rape without lube? Pretty hard to put it and slide in and out unless she is wet.
>>84706410Back then they'd probably have a similar criticism of us e.g.:| Linguo-dental | _as in_ || ---: | --- || **d** | li**d** || **th** | wi**th** || _etc_ | _etc_ |
>>84706448If you've ever sniffed your own armpit on a hot day you're pretty much there
I'm convinced Kafka is only famous and on the list of recommended literature because he's Jewish. Absolutely unreadable drivel it is. Novel after novel.
>Shoahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKS3rdYTpISpielberg-slurpers have never recovered.
>>84706540we can talk about this again if you'd like, but the last time you were very mean to me.
>>84706559I would apologise, but as it's the first time I've ever posted about Kafka here you were probably talking to someone else. In any case, I don't really like to talk about it, because I think sharing opinions on literature is nonsensical given how personal of an experience it is.
>>84706448Nothing stopping you on a warm day going into town and hanging around the bike racks in the morning and getting a lungfull off the seats.
Free use of welpers bum hole if you are a small boat arrival
Spunked another 30 quid on take away
To say I did it for a shitty meme for myself, I'm now thinking I want the full pidgey series and all evolutions. I don't know anything abut pokemon, just trying to not be bored, so a fun thing helps.
>>84706654Just think, the grandkids of the delivery guy are going to be the ones to abuse you in the old peoples home when you can't fight back, amazing.
>>84706654Thank you come again saar
Wish I was having a takeaway tonight instead it's a crappy pork chop tonight. I hate pork chops.
>>84706654what u avin
>>84706739Got 'HAMEEN' heading this way with a KFC right now so get in there
>>84706799Hameen here. Just spat on your Fillet Burger so get in there.
>>84706817I ordered spunk. Reporting you, this isn't on.
>>84706768Two things: scallion oil noodles and unadon (eel over rice)
>>84706799Don't forget to tip HAMEEN a rupee or two
>>84706867Not him but zero tips for non-whites as a matter of principle. Any white drivers get a healthy tip whether it's taxis or food delivery.
Welper shitting out explosive spunk laden diarrhoea in the shelters communal bogs after a hearty bumsesh
Why tip somebody for doing their job?
>>84706799when you get your sandwich, you should go>does this have ham een?(we can workshop this before he arrives)
>>84706866unadon looks nice lad
>>84706889When asked for his code, he could say I always forget it ya know what ha meen?
anal sex with chika in the arse
>Eel, UK. >:(>Eel, Japan. ARIGATO GOZAIMASU SO OISHI SO UMAMI
Corrr so many kinomoviefilms coming out soon int it.Reckon I am gonna have to read the odyssey before seeing the film for those pseudo-intellectual points.>>84706935Well where else would it be? It like a double negative.
>>84706952Cockanese love jellied eels.
Brit here, what happened to helpernonce?
>>84706952yeah mate nobody here eats eels.
the gobshite /britfeel/ spews, i don't think their anus is anywhere near their arse...
>>84706952i like both, eel is the goat fish to eat imo
>>84706985What's that, you want my anus near your tongue? *shows you his hairy bum then twerks at you*
>>84706974they cut his internet access in the spacker home
I let eels crawl up my arse. It lush and I mean lush!
>>84706974Reported for hate crimes at his care home. I hear he'll be homeless soon. /britfeel/ made a vagrant of a mentally ill and disabled man.
>>84706954Who needs The Odyssey when you have Troy?
>>84707016if you can't do the time don't do the crime, he has only himself to blame
>>84707029I should watch that film actually. I almost bought a uhhh director of the film Parasite I forget his name Blu-ray collection at the kinomoviefilm store but I hesitated because I don't like to part with money. Maybe I should have done so though, quite enjoy watching films more now.
4 days since his last upload. It over.
>>84707044He didn't really do anything except drunkenly ramble about his megalomania. He didn't deserve to be turfed out onto the streets.
>>84707065start uploading videos yourself de lad
>>84707107I know better than to do that lid
>>84707086Threatening to kill people..........
>>84707086hes a grifter, racist and nonce
Welper on all fours getting his micropenis milked by an algerian twink
If he's truly homeless then there's no doubt in my mind that a Spark Frog has no doubt sparked him out and has taken him to his den to be food for his Sparklings. In tears.
sparked out, done in, defeated, clapped, shellacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=189QSTKC5noYURI THE ONLY ONE FOR METRY SO HARD TO MAKE YOU SEEYURI THE ONLY ONE FOR MEPRICELESS LIKE A PS3
>>84706974He got doxed and his carer who is in charge of the spastics flat that he lives in got doxed and so did his mother.
>>84706976Londoners do apparently they eat jellied eels pie and mash https://youtu.be/ogfyJICT9aI?si=mxRgeMtSd900ggPH
>>84707153It overs :/
Twolls making nasty videos about SSM again. Why can't they just leave him alone ;_;https://youtu.be/zxULoaowVjs?si=UxQxvZ0sTw2MatVi
>>84707224reminds me of this piccy.wonder if HelperLad's wizard familiar was a frog.
>>84707237Mark is obviously struggling with grief and the trolls are taking the piss not right not right at all
given the chance and knowing you could get away with it would you spark out HHL?
>File: 1206945322824.jpg>i saved that piccy (probs from /tg/) >Monday, 31 March 2008 at 07:35:22>that file is older than some posters on this site>and they aren't even underageb&
Welper having his nappy dropped by the big burly small boat arrival
>>8470727218 years pissed away, mental, what a life
>>84707195Quintuple LUSH x
>>84707269No because that is cruel why would I want to inflict suffering onto another person?
Would love to see another one of them word bubbles de lad x
>>84707285this is a good website. i strongly recommend >>>/i/(the best board, when it works)
I have now decided that whenever I start to feel depressed or pessimistic, to simply tell myself that I'm not allowed to feel like that. It kind of works a bit desu desu.
>>84707269No questions asked de lid
Can everybody start adding the word lad to the end of their sentences so that the word lad gets bigger thanks x
>>84707408I add 'lad' at the end of almost every post de lad
going to start saying dick moregonna get a big dick in the cloud
>>84707408Sure thing lad, any time lad.
what are some fun online games that dont require much effort or an account or whateverthinking like agariotoss the turtlebloons tdsort of thing
>>84707468skribbl.ioslither.ioLittle AlchemyHaxBallhttps://neal.fun/all of these (meet you in the cave in Cursor Camp lad)
>>84707484used to play a lot of haxball with the lads on /sp/ back in the day
>>84707428Thanks lad I really appreciate it
>>84707468openfront.io is a good shout
>>84707484cheers ladwatch vidrel very cute
>>84707468worteck.de
which monster do i pick, /britfeel/?also why does this pixel art game not have true nearest neighbour/integer scaling? boils my piss.
>>84707604I think I would have I pick the dinosaur. Quite cliche I know
>>84707604top one lad
Cor lad she can heal me if you get my drift lad with them dirty great fat huge knocker booby breasticles lad
sorry lad and other lad, fight-or-flight kicked in.
>>84706992Eel is not a fish lad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w&ra=m>EELS UP INSIDE YA>FINDIN AN ENTRANCE WHERE THEY CAN
Welper draining somali wollocks
have i pointed out that one My Chemical Romance song about kebabs yet?
@grok are eels fish???
yeah lad.
grok lad
>>84707237Steven George is an absolute cunt, bitter old boomer twat who is triggered cos Mark hasn't wasted his life wage slaving like him.
Fauci ouchie
Had 4 cans today it lovely
Might get some tattoos on muh left hand. Only letters, I'll know the meaning.RTR read the roomIAC I'm a cuntSTFUSC shut the fuck up stupid cunt.To represent muh mental elf issues.
Steve Niamh.
>billions of years of planetary development>evolution from molecular level organisms>extinction events>repopulation ad further evolution>humankind develops itself from sticks and stones to fire>from the cave to the castle and fire to electricity>from stone tablets to ipads enabling mass communication of ideas>speed of scientific research increases exponentiallyAll that for you mongs to shit out picrel in /britfeel/ in 2026. Do better lads.
Garn homes in 15 x
I'm in the supermarket steaming
>>84707827grand idea lad.i only advise against it if your name is Curtis, because these could be arranged in such a way it says 'CURTIS FARTS'.
>>84707864Yeah all for you to read it x
>>84707864i know stars died to birth me and i am made of starstuff and all that.but by that same token i am also made of rock, and as dumb as one.
>>84707864And you're here everyday to read it all and it's LUSH x
>>84707865You're going to become a latino gangbanger?>>84707873Luckily not, so the super kewl tattoo idea will work.
can artists on Spotify see how much i, individually, have listened to one of their songs?
Love hiding under the covers and pretending nobody can see me kek
>>84707896Yes they can is that alri with yous
>>84707896Taylor's not gonna shag you if you listen to Cruel Summer more than anyone else lad
Tell you're capo he'll get capped no cap
Love hiding under the covers and sniffing me own sharts kek
keep writing lad so we get big lad, big lad
One lad two lad three lad four x
>>84707864welper tied face down to a dessert trolley and served as an after dinner treat with a side of vaseline to the occupants of the bell hotel after their hearty meal all on the taxpayers quid
>>84707911you're not in a position where you can make that claim.
Jamie Varley and John McGowan-Fazakerley, what a pair of mad fudge packing lads
>>84707957Phwoar she's giving me a bit of wood if you know what I mean x
Fancy a quick bum Sean? x
Bought a Dreamcast today with some games and four controllers, one being an arcade stick. Never had one as a kid so I thought I'd treat myself x
Sean's boney arse
Wonder if dvdlad is offended at the racial slur "mick"
>>84708043Not him but, bet potato nigrar is worse.
A 19yo is married to a 16yo in that willy woore video (19 minutes in). Not right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2s0t8I5rko
Buldak done my arse in again lads
the goddess of war
>>84708133she should let him into her home the bitch
Too many Turkish in Berlin too. Fucking hell.
>>84708143Very based very cool x
>>84708151Yeah doesn't make any sense. How's he supposed to shag her prime body? Outside?
>>84708133problematic, lad.
Sod it, I'm going to have a spliff then go to bed.Might be back soon, see if a dream of having to fight for my life/fight somebody/face hatred makes me want to stay up. They aren't scary, just every night for ~5 months is a bit draining. Actually it's very draining.The national pill pushers are only offering more pills, so guess it's sink or swim time.
>>84708133has that 16 year old child been smoking cannabis???
>>84708206Me? Couple of jars
>>84708235I'm not sober.
Welper on his hands and knees barking like a dog woof woof
>>84708180Bad noncey film like Once.
>>84708249Romeo and Juliet (1968), lad?were the actors trying to score some easy cash, or were they nonced?
Woofing wollock drainer
Nonce beast
Ooh ahh just a little bit ooh ahh a little bit more x
i must say ladsi missed the rain
The beast of bude
Ooh like a virgin touched for the very first time x
>>84708330i enjoyed this .mp4, lad or ladettei miss Crosslad('s presence here)
>>84708263It was socially acceptable then to a degree. Not with noughties films.
>>84708346>lad or ladettelad, lad
I don't want to be awake, so I'm off to bed.Look at this cat, genuine pose.
MB on a mad one?
Life is so hard and depressing for zoomer bints with boyfriends and a nice middle class life. Imagine is she worked in a warehouse and didn't have to face customers all the time. Oh no, that's below your average zoomer bint. Only men should do shit jobs.
>>84708414she could get on the pip
Welper draining kuwaiti wollocks in return for wokey
R must going through it. her graduation imminent and her being turfed into an uncaring world. will she return to york and get a box flat with W?
helper held up above a motorway like lion king by a bomalian showing all the motorists his prolapse
>>84708358Keira Knightley got her roles because of nepotism, not noncery (it's not like she can act). so that's nice.always lol at that Pirates of the Caribbean where it's a little girl actress in the flashback, Jack Davenport just gets an extra layer of foundation on his face.
>>84708398good cat, lad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMRgdpXLElE
>>84708447She probably is. She manages to buy a lot of expensive perfumes, handbags and clothes. She has equipment for her asmr and could afford driving lessons too. Yet life is so depressing. If she were born male, life would be more depressing.
Turk lass wore the blue version of her top. They're all the same copying each other.
>>84708601nice white and gold jumper, that.
>>84708527I expect her rich daddy will help her out with a deposit. She'll probably want to travel a lot though first before becoming a renter/homeowner. I doubt she'll be doing full time work until her 30s.
>>84708630Black and gold you mong
Welper begging the boat men to drain his wollocks
anyone know any fun games that aren't like Skyrim or Moonstone Island?can't ask >>>/r/ any more, can i?
This Greggs lass has the emotions and maturity of a 14 year old girl despite being 24. Needs to grow up and be grateful she has a job.
>>84708630>nice white and gold jumper, that.kek
Might start a willy moore like channel except I'll just be nasty to any one that pisses me off. Film all the scum of england.
>>84708661for me, it's the concept of having extra/disposable money. you get your payslip, how is that not immediately going on your poison of choice? how are so many people alive?
>tfw you will never be turkish
>>84708685you'll just look like a pathetic seether (to all of us, viewing it on the internet)he plays it cool. even when people start shit, he COULD deck them, but he laffs it off. best way to be.
She left her turkish island for this shit england. Grim.
>>84708715I would not care what others think. As long as I am having fun and getting people riled up. Teach them bully boys a lesson.
>>84708685Sounds funny as fuck de lid
Greggs lass is cuter than R.
Give me one reason to work. Why would I? There's no point. I still wouldn't slave even if I'm on the streets (I go to prison/mental hospital at that point).
turkish drivel
back on that Sonic grind, me.can't believe they put this in the game. imagine if Nintendo tried that.
>>84708827>Imagine if Nintendo tried that.
Went into CeX earlier. The person who served me smelt horrific. BO and bad breath. I know it's a stereotype but why do CeX workers always smell bad?
>>84708863they're IT guys. they're meant to be around the back testing old graphics cards, while the qt goth girl implies she might like you if you bought a second-gand 3DS and a stack of Adam Sandler DVDs while you're there.
>>84708863people obsessed with games are usually under socialised and therefore it doesnt occur to them to smell nice for the sake of other people
Come Mr tally man
>>84708951*tallies your bananas*
I bet R still smells lush after several drinks on a hot day.
>>84708403He's been on a bit of a mad one for the last week, on and off. Sadly he doesn't post here as much as he used to because pay-as-you-go data is getting more expensive, and so is everything else. The lad needs another meat parcel
>>84709008Anyone who has washed that day will smell alright on a hot day
>>84708635Three assumptions about a complete stranger, getting progressively more bizarre.
Grimy algerian dealers keeping helper monged out of his mind during triple shaft bumsesh
Qrd on what happened to helpernonce? I usually post on Brit but heard some shit went down
>>84709072Those grimy Algerian dealers will probably be looking at moving up the ranks lad. They'll need to sell a lot more drugs before running an operation of their own. I doubt they'll be doing full time street dealing work in their 30s.
Looking to buy a CRT TV for my Dreamcast but they're so expensive now. I remember years back they were giving them away for free, now they're 70 quid plus for a 14 inch one. I guess I'm probably the reason why
>>84709127See >>84706974 and it's replies, not like you didn't know anyway, you're just stirring.
>>84709159yeah this does my head in. like i had a Sont Trinitron or whatever they were called. we left it on the curb for someone to take, it was worthless and obsolete.just pure daft speculation that's artificially made them all 'retro' and valuable. the item itself is the same (or possibly even worse, due to age/faults).
Someone leaked the Henry Nowak bodycam footage. Holy shit I hate the police.https://streamable.com/u9yvv4
>>84709200>Someone leakedIt's been released by the coppers you dumb fuck
80% humidity im sweating my fucking arse off im literally drenchedputer heating up the whole room its like a sauna in here
>>84709200>https://streamable.com/u9yvv4honestly that just looks like some drunk lad, i wouldnt think he'd been stabbed either
just found a pound, lads
>>84709287>https://boards.4chan.org/r9khonestly that just looks like some long necked giraffe, i wouldnt think he'd be living in a care home either
>>84709018Some people like SSM stink more than others.>>84709024You think she's just going to slave full time and be bored out of head then? Life for girlies is about having fun.
>>84709335You've never had a real conversation with any woman, ever. Not even your own mother
Sikh dealers ripping off welper
>>84709287Neck bigger than his future it lush
Been reading about Nostradamus today but I bet he didn't predict THESE FUGGIN DUBS AMIRITE??
i can understand being obsess over a rock star or some hollywood actor because their lives are glamourus and they do cool shit but why would you waste your time over some literal who from sunderland, ther's nothing intresting about him
>>84709370He did not. And he got it right again. What a guy. Truly astonishing foresight.
>>84709200>I've been stabbed>at this moment you're under arrestjust makes you want to go on a night walk and smash some police cars up doesnt it
>>84709383>just makes you want to go on a night walk and smash some police cars up doesnt itno
Going for nightwalk. My blade is allowed for religious reasons. What you gonna do about it?
got really wet in the rain earlier and i honestly kind of enjoyed it
Imagine doing sexual intercourse with a willing female participant
>>84709479ive done that, there was money involved but so what, helps the economy doesn't it
>>84709383The funny thing about this post is that you don't even have the balls or equipment (shoes) to go on a night walk let alone smash police cars
*sigh**googles '220mm in inches'*
>>84709492>220mm in inches8.66, no need to thank me
Not sure how or why I got recommended this on YT https://youtu.be/IPtSa1TBOSM
Food for thought? Nah, I'll have a drink for think.
>>84709512thats actually very clever
>>84709509youtubes been weird for me to, i think all the bot videos are screwing up the algorithm
corrrr now *i* have the power *yous* once had
Welper peeling off his crusty nappy
welpy mogging siswet
Said something Redditish and got 1,000 updoots in 45 minutes. I shall be editing said post to something pro-Trump very soon, oh yes sire.
Me and Blad sharing a family kebab, large cheese chips, 12 onion rings, 12 inch meat feast pizza, 10 inch garlic bread and a 1.5 litre coke to wash it all down and then afterwards we lay on his bed and cuddle with our bulging stomachs touching and that is lush x
>>84709490I go on night walks but the rozzers have tried to get me for smashing up cars. NFA'd.
>>84709617devious scamp you
might get into prehistoric history just for a hobby
Why is this bin everywhere?
>>84709680it's actually just the one bin lad, it's following you around.
>>84709680its stalking you! run!
>>84709668>prehistoric history
>>84709698>>84709697great minds think alike init
>>84709704fair point, what should i call it then?
>>84709603> siswetNow THAT takes me back. Brb reminiscing.
>>84709500Thanking you x
Reminder:CHILI
>>84709713lowstory (it took a while to get off the ground).
Cor a whole edish with no Sean and minimal seething
>>84709728no joke: i actually forgot your post.
>>84709734how about pistory (previous-to-history)?
>>84709713prehistory presumably x
>>84709750Good effort amigo
If I sweat more I stink moreIf I stink more I sweat more
Blue spacker beaker ran out of steam pretty rapido after allJust goes to show you cannot be too careful
welpy stripping to his panties and bra and jumping in bins for a quid
Welper wanking wasian willies
Getting into retro gaming. Got to spend my bennies somehow x
>>84710003buy a pinball machine and invite me over
The Full Monty
helper sniffing poppers. not even doing anything gay, just sat locked in the toliet huffing for hours on end. sad.
failed today's Wordle ;_;
pushing out the boat today. bought the 18 quido coffee instead of the 14 quido coffee.Low key just wanted the little sack it comes in.
Welper pulling the cord at 3 in the morning so Nkjbaorkde can heat up his rustlers in the microwave
Welper getting his puckered bum hole taken by his dealer in exchange for a questionable bag of wokey
helper sniffing lines off an albanians cock while he gets his chutney fingered dry
Justice for rLuce https://youtu.be/egI3Bi3BAXE
Corr page five lids?
Wonder if footballers will start taking the knee for Henry Nowak
You prefer men to women
Welper wanking small boat wollocks dry
Night de lidsnight de lids
Webab Wrap x
Fink i've bredX
Thread survived the night without drunken spastic ramblings. It dawnlush.
Any requests for next edish at 480?
>>84712372Request that you wait until 500 like a good lad
Do i get a sosig role or really splash out on the 5 quid breakfast
>>84712468Ignored x
>>84712491Tesco meal deal innit
>>84712536Cold sandwiches are pretty grim especially the bacon ones
>>84712547Are you a Greggs fatty?
>>84712572Its a local bakery, im not fat
>>84712586Support local British business lad
Shall not be making the next thread as I did the previous 2. Someone else has dibs.
>>84712703We still have lots of posts left lad. We won't be needing a new thread until midday
>>847127099am latest by my count.
sean seen in outer limits of r9k once again, the old boy is clearly rattled by this place x
Zoomers get weirdly nostalgic over the clotshot era. I can't believe so many fell for it. Never wore a mask, never took a single clotshot.
good morning to the good lads and not so good morning to the seethers and the botlads x
>>84712726>clotshotif only you knew how turbo cringe that sounds
breezy morning for le al fresco breakfasterino but at least it not half term no more and I can layby wank in relative peace and quiet
>>84712726Were there any covid restrictions in turkey?
sosij bacon egg bap with mug of coffee to wash it all down then a lazy stroke to the dirty movies in my phone vault as the commuters drive by then clean up and back to my paid for flat for a morning kip x
>>84712739It's not cringe. Those shots literally killed off healthy people and made them depressed/tired all the time. It's why no one stands up to the government any more. Most are too weak.>>84712756Never been there lad. I was here going on night walks more than usual then.
>>84712777>I was here going on night walksWithout shoes?
>>84712777Clotshot is cringe as fuck. I am not vaccinated but you calling it clotshot sounds fucking laughable and you lost any credibility.womp womp goes here if you want le epic win for a screenshot
>>84712777you keep telling yourself that big manits surely all true
>>84712784autism shoes from guardian dating x
alri de laddos good morning from GREAT BRITAIN x
I miss Faith so much. Lovely rose.
Can you really be sure you're not gay if you haven't sucked a dick? I hated it, so now I know I'm straight.
I used to abuse myself raw to faithexposed / inbedwithfaith as she looked and sounded just like a girl in HR at my first job
>>84712867Mumberg used to say 'eat your vegetables' to which I would say 'i dont like broccoli' and she'd say 'youve never tried them' so then I had one and didnt like it and since then ive never had another one.
Wee nap on the cards in 40
At least you know for sure. If a thick meaty cock is not your wheelhouse, it leaves more for us.
>>84712867Taking gay month well seriously like
>>84712880If you ate your vegetables as a kid you wouldnt be the scrawny incel you are today
>>84712885space for a cuddle partner babe? XO
I do not like broccoli on its own but broccoli soup is nice x
reckon shippy's cock is girthy but quite short
>>8471288540 winks in 40 mins wahey
>>84712905Roasted broccoli is the GOAT vegetable imo
>>84712908a schlort or schledium
>>84712917Maybe I am doing it wrong after all.
Might have a cheeky poo in Asda later
Reading the caged last month articles on local news sites. Lot of wronguns and muslims.
And by that I mean in the ghastly shitters not aisles
Everybody getting ready for work I assume? It's tuesday.
I remember a guy in Bridgewater touching the pelican crossing button then licking his finger afterwards
>>84712944Dosser day for me actually
Premier Inn unlimited breakfast for moi it appears x
>>84712920Whoops wrong photo was supposed to
It was supposed to be a sosij
>>84712944I don't want to work and deteriorate my mental health further. Working is so grim to me that I'd rather doss around the streets all day and be homeless if given the ultimatum.
>>84712988Mah n-word x
Must be new thread soon pls getting anxiousberg
Anxietism
This would be a good gimmick to wind police and motorists up.
As long as you cross it, you have used it for a legitimate purpose. Pressing the button at the traffic lights without crossing could be seen as disrupting traffic flow unlawfully. Interesting.
>>84713048All for a good gimmick I shall be using this
But he licked his finger after and that is not lush it nasty
>>84713061I've done it a few times in the past when seeing a police car come up. You have to time it right (they usually go red almost immediately if the car if further away). Always a good test on them if they break the law or not.
>>84713081>>84713081>>84713081WHEW LADS
Everyone posting past here is homosexualist
bumming
