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I ate too much cookie dough and now I feel like throwing up
>>82927746icarus.......good luck soldier....
Back when Costco had those huge 10lb bucketI developed immunity to puking cookie dough
Im talking to two men, about the same level of physical attractiveness. One just knows how to take charge and makes me want to see him, the other just begs for sex then gets upset when i say no. Pathetic.
Give examples of what the first guy who takes charge says to you please
Older-ish fembots, would you want a younger bf? Why or why not?
Schizo bfNormal-ish fembots, would you want a shizo bf? Why or why not?
Women have hurt me. How do I lash out at random women like a creepy retard to make them uncomfortable and disturbed? Basically ruin any woman's day.
>be me>Have a younger brother currently in college>Got a little horny last night And decide to browse pornhub for a bit>Stumble upon a thumbnail with a familiar face>Watch for a little bit to see that it's my fucking brother getting fucked by two Spanish dudes, bussy in plain view>Sit there in disbelief and disgust>After the video is over I call him and ask what the fuck is going on>He confesses that he has several homosexual porno videos and makes a little money from itI don't know what to fucking do. I can't physically stop him.How can I pursuade him to abandon this lifestyle? I taught my brother better than this
>>82927377Nah. There is a section for gay homosexuals like OP and straight vagina lovers like us. I'm a vagina lover. I'm straight. I don't do none of that gay shit
>>82927485but how do we know about the gay section if we've never seen it?
OP, how would you feel if you found a video in which your brother was licking a black man's anus? Or, what if he was engaging in heavy BDSM stuff, with him as the submissive?
>>82927162Why is this board so fucking homosexual
>>82927242prob diddled his brother as a kid or something
30+ thread.Wizards of Mt. Doom edition.How are you doing my fellow robots?Is this week worse or better than the last one?
>>82927743yea it's fucking stupid, isn't it? to get a job you have to have experience, but to get experience you have to get a job. like what in the fuck, you know?
>>82927303>>82925787And>>82927248Are both me. So back at ya, retardo.>>82927351You're probably not even the anon I responded to
>>82927752i never went to college but i hear stories of grads working fast food. my brother got a 15/hr job at his first interview. he never shaves. i cant even get burger king to call me
>>82927757yes it's me listen to thishttps://voca.ro/1mHHQcMhzzav
i was supposed to get an interview call on the 8th about food stamps eligibility but the 2 years i've had it now they've never ever called me. i've updated my phone number every time i go to the website to the same number it has been for years. now there's no food stamps coming next month but im assuming i still gotta try to get in touch with DHS even though last week I fuckin called my caseworker and left a message that I never got my interview and still haven't gotten a call back.Also another tooth started hurting.
Hop on Discord kitten, papa's in the mood~
>>82927905Greeks and Italians, Med magnetism
>>82927905he was a millionaire on a hugely popular podcast and she was a hollywood climber
>>82927888Do you like to play the video games?
>>82927988Didn't their relationship occur before he had gotten anything at all in Hollywood and at which point she was already "something" there?
>>82928002I dabble, to say the least
I'm not a mom but something I've noticed is how differently men will act after you have their baby. Why do they become so mean and standoffish or just straight up leave, whether it be mentally or physically?Like what's the explanation behind this?
Nobody here knows. They haven't had children.
>>82927975Even men who acted like good people before the child can act like this, I've seen it firsthand, genuinely sad.>>82927977It's high recommend for women not to have sex for 6 weeks after their birth, and the actual time it takes to heal their uterus and get their body rearranged and working as normal is 8+ weeks.. I don't think a lot of men understand the physical and mental toll pregnancy and birth puts on women.>>82927982Some people on here definitely have
>>82928004even once you have physically healed you are not going to be having sex as often with a baby to take care of, you will be too tired often. Lots of time women get fat after they've had a baby as well.
>>82928004>It's high recommend for women not to have sex for 6 weeks after their birth, and the actual time it takes to heal their uterus and get their body rearranged and working as normal is 8+ weeks.. I don't think a lot of men understand the physical and mental toll pregnancy and birth puts on women.Does the bitch not have a mouth? Goddamn women are useless, y'all hate sex so much
>>82927962I'm not sure, if a girl carried my baby i think that would only multiply my love for her, my own dad became neurotic and alcoholic after i was born so i experienced it first hand, i find it crazy that some people can just hate their kids and wife, do they not see the magic that it is for you and someone else to have made a little thing that's a bit of you both?
i want to commission local yaoi artists to draw guts x griffith art for me so i can expand the yaoi section of my wall. i want to get art of griffith biting guts lovingly and drawing blood and getting guts blood all over his pretty skinim a filthy filthy fujo, i must kill myself
>>82927788>so you can tell me for sure what the gay to female ratio islol, why would you want to know that?and besides, you can always ask some other guy who does go outside more, iirc you said you see a lot of us around, didn'tcha?>have some more faith in me, come onhmm... i never said i don't buy what you're saying, lol>>82927900>presencei've been here for a little while now and my goldfish memory tells me the only people who actually took any interest in me were a paradoxical schizoid girl back when i used my old trip, and maybe this one hater dude who's been keeping tabs on me (unless it's multiple people because i'm too dense to tell)i think it's a pretty remote chance people would actually bother, but for better or worse, it's hard to unnerve me, save for some weak spots (this being one of them)
>>82927940It always surprises me to find out that someone ends up getting a girl interested in them on this board. That being said, you've revealed a weakness of yours and hubris, pride, etc.. You never know, it wouldn't be the first time a trip/namefag on this site ended up getting a stalker or what not either.
>>82927940how is it like being r9k famous makima anon?
>>82927900someones gotta write a 200 page document about him just like that one anon from that one board thats talked about by internet horror youtubers a lotwell, (almost) 30s still pretty young, considering people generally live til 70-80.are you able to discuss the money making project, or is it something someone could steal and make money from themselves?what a terrible treatment, you can die from the addiction, or risk death to get better, either by going cold turkey and sending your body into shock OR youll die from experimental medication thatll stop your heart. addicts have it tough man>>82927940why not? its an interesting topic, need to know how bad it really is in brazil.i see a lot of brazilians, but that doesnt mean i talk to them or am friends with them, i had 2 brazilian friends but that was like, 5 years ago nowyou seem sceptical of me, i can see it in your writing tone>one hater dudeis it the guy thats like "I HATE ALL TRIPFAGS NAMEFAGS WAHWAH", i cant believe someone could lump you in with the likes of m*ke or n*cr*t*ic, ew
>>82927968it never surprises me on the other hand, i know anons here are perfectly capable of being nice and friendlypeople may be fucked mentally in several different ways here but they're not bad people, getting a girl interested in them doesn't surprise me because of that>you've revealed a weakness of yoursi did, but it was bound to come up sooner or later anywaybesides, like i implied, people barely give enough of a fuck about me in the first place (rightfully so) so it's not all that concerning to me>hubris, prideany semblance of that is quickly destroyed by my self-hatred and negativity which i desperately try to suppress however i can, if people poke at it too hard i'll just go back to being a downer, that's alland if anyone ended up stalking me, well... i'd be flattered anyone took such an interest in me>>82927985i don't think i am, am i?i'm just an anon like anyone elseComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>82921218I had a lot of those saved too...got rid of most at some point tho sadly
>>82927629Rip anon. Hopefully your death wasn't super painful
This website is trash and a waste of time.
The time between is a waste of time.
>>82927629I remember him... deleted my collection too. I probably had the biggest collection *U* thousands of images of r9k users... t. dove cultist crystal mage ate, pal. take what I say seriously. no, I'm not the one who posted that. I'm not capable of writing such a high quality post. I'm p illiterate. reality is not your perception. how you responded makes it clear that's your belief, but it's untrue. you're wrong. >>82927995you're right, but this board also just sucks.
He's right and I'm tired of pretending he isn't. There's no other reason.
So you've nothing intelligent to contribute.Let me know if you have an idea whilst you're busy thinking about this rather than having children, virgin.
>>82927939they clearly have the resources to make so many babies it doesn't even matter that they diesomething people in developed countries do not
>>82926981I think it's multi-level irony satire posting actually. He agrees with the guy he's replying to in reality and wants to make the opposition look like complete pseudmaxxed jerkoffs
Are you retards genuinely arguing about the point in the tweet instead of the way he types? Are you all autistic? This is why you get bullied
>>82926981just say you want to be like the taliban and for females to be property
>she has discord nitro>she changes her avatar, username, or bio frequently>she uses any status other than green>her account is less than a year old
>>82927821um... excuse me for not being social all the time and not being a validationneedy person because i like my alone time too i guess i am a sociopath now
>>82926817>there's nothing wrong with setting your status to invisible when you're legitimately unavailable, but why not set yourself to green when you are availableI haven't used discord in years, but when I did I was perman invisible. I didn't like the mental expectations of "it shows I'm green but I'm busy right now, what if they get upset" and not wanting to change it from red to green to yellow every single time because what if people get the wrong idea or blah blah. I'm invisible, if you send me a message I'll get to it when I get to it.>But what if they want to know if you're online to talk to you about something that moment?Send a message and I'll respond when I can, just because I'm green or red doesn't mean I'm willing to take on whatever conversation you may be wanting right now
>>82926888I prefer IRC to discord really.>>82926946>haven't used discord in years>forget password stuff>make new account because want to talk to anon>he insta 'blocks me;(
>>82927758you're really hung up on this jeet thing. just admit you're socially retarded, we called you on it and now your ego is bruised.
>>82926667>>her account is less than a year oldthis and i don't even use discord anymore. if you started using discord post-2016, kill yourself.
Last night I dreamt that I told a woman she was pretty and she looked grossed out and started walking away.Thats basically how I imagine it would go down in real life for me.
>>82927569You saw a karmic seed of the future, it will fruit and come to pass. You will think you finally found love and she will be grossed out.
>>82927569Cute yeens.
How over is it? We've been together for almost 5 years and essentially the entire time she has been violently against any kind of "diet" or "exercise" to the point of considering anyone who partakes in these things mentally ill verging on being some kind of hate criminal. Now that's obviously cope on her part but here's the thing - the past couple weeks she's started eating better and devotedly exercising every day, I mean it's pointless fat girl shit that will never change anything, but the effort is obvious and the contrast stark. I imagine she will give up in a couple weeks, but what's the anon analysis on this turn of events? Also, I'm king of the architects and would personally never want her to lose weight. I'm being tentatively supportive under the stated assumption she will give up shortly.
>>82926640maybe she realized she should know how to cook and exercisewhat exercise is she doing? is she just trying to run or
>>82926640its overmy gf left me as soon as she got skinny. as in, within 3 weeks of hitting her target weight. not even monkeybranching, just vanished
>>82927387Extremely long list of reasons, but the tldr is "she's a woman">>82927407Meme shit, playing along to cardio youtubes or going on walks. like I said in the OP, "pointless fat girl shit">>82927850If this bitch hits anything that looks like a "target weight" she's going to look like a deflated water balloon so I'm excited to see how this goes for her at any rate
>>82926640Based off your post you've already drawn your own conclusions and you just want me to validate them.
>>82927986On some emotional level that is what I want, but I tried not to explicitly give away my perspective in the post and I do actually value the outside perspectives. I'm aware that I'm a psycho woman hating freak and that my view may not necessarily be objective or correct. You guys are reasonable, clear-headed thinkers with a good understanding of human behavior and not also psycho woman hating freaks right?
