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Women are starting to finally admit that hypergamy is real and that they're only chasing select Chads
>it's your JOB to keep the sinking economy afloat>it's your JOB to make women happy>oh noes muh i cant go shopping every week why wont you provide??>cam on goy i wasnt born with muscles youre lucky even though machines do all the work and i make twice your salary
>>79292837yeah that's why their all fleeing to other countries, which they are. no one is going to stay in a country run like this.
>>79292480Why can't women just replace the men in the economy? Women can just stop getting English and art degrees and pick up a pair of pliers and go fix the grid or pick up a wrench and be a plumber. They keep saying they don't need men, so go and prove it. Or is welding or carpentry not something women can do?
>>79292480People have known this for centuries if not millennia. You can find various philosophers talking about it. Ignorance of the basic fact that women only love hot badass men is a strictly modern phenomenon.
>>79292859>yeah that's why their all fleeing to other countriesOf course, except the border's locked since the the February of 2022, only women and males aged 16 or under can leave. They're patrolling every route with drones equipped with thermal cameras. Anything else?
How do you see yourselves?
>>79292827>Intellect:Above Average>Strength:Low>Agility:Dogshit>Charisma:Low>Will:Average>Luck:High>Honor:AverageComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>79292827>Intellect:Above Average>Strength:Above Average>Agility:Above Average>Charisma:Above Average>Will:Above Average>Luck:Above Average>Honor: Above AverageComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>79292827Nothing special, really. I'm severely ill but otherwise a normal guy. Not a normie, though.
>Intellect:Average>Strength:Average>Agility:Average>Charisma:High (depends on if I'm manic) >Will:Low>Luck:Average>Honor:High
>>79292895im retarded original original blahblahblah im stupid and gay and retarded
is it just me or do people not care about the election as much this time?
No. People have signs out everywhere
>>79292458/pol/ is weak now
>>79292458Nobody votes anymore because they know its just jew party vs jew party. The UK had one of the lowest voter turnouts in decades
>>79292867>party consists of 95% anglo faggots>ITS DA FUCKING JEWZ
>>79292458Only boomers care and it feels insincereMaga movement was stronger in 2016
If only you knew how bad things are edition
>>79292564Perhaps, but I believe there always another crossroads further down the road in life.>>79292598>You permanently enspackered your lifeNah I haven't reached the point of no return yet. Being truly spackered in life is when you're a drooling retard totally dependent on carers or your brain is cooked through meds like Timmy after he was sectioned.
delivery driver has an Asian namemight greet him with 'shalom, brother'just casually, see if it causes anythingreally i just want my takeaway
If only you knew how lad things really are>900 secondsembarrassing
>>79292861>namaskar, goyimtry it
Whole sleeve of Lidl arctic bars down me neck
when are you gonna let me turn your pussy inside out, frankie
>>79292669Yeah that's what I thought you fucking schizo loser
>>79292681have fun bangin your head against the wall, anonbye
>>79292701Have fun talking to yourself in the exact same thread every day for 6 more months
>>79292809here you go, anonEXTRA strength for you headache
>>79292832https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/nat%20bryn/Look upon the archive of your own delusions and despair
Why do child stars all look like demented poodles or rabid? What danger could they pose to society?
>>79292664>Why do child stars all look like demented poodles or rabid? What danger could they pose to society?they do?
Because their features that make them child stars dont translate into adulthoodIts like ugly duckling in reverse
>>79292697I think they were cursed at birth
>>79292717They took too many fat shits
>>79292664Most of them were fed puberty blockers to prolong their careers as child stars. They also get assraped and plied with alcohol, and then use drugs to numb the pain from being raped, which ruins their skin and looks.
>always thought the amount of pubic hair falling in hentai was a meme>go to bathroom to piss>pull down pants>several pubic hair fall into the toilet
I was recently fired from my job as a supermarket stocker. I worked for 3 months and they didn't renew my contract.When I found out, it hit the clock and I left the company on time. Around 8:30 pm today they informed me of this and I left the company, I almost didn't even say goodbye. I had to stay working until 10 pm, but I left early: why would I work until 10 pm knowing I would be fired?It was no surprise, I was already expecting that I would probably be fired. This company was a spinning wheel, I had been working there since August 1st and I saw a bunch of people get fired. I think there were only a maximum of 4 replenishers who had been there for more than 1 year. I've seen more than 5 employees fired since I've been there. For any little thing, the company fired people.It's not the first time I've worked in a supermarket, I've worked in another for 1 year and 3 months and it was very different, in that other one, an employee was fired from time to time.But it was worth it, I earned 3 minimum wages.
There is 0 reason for a woman to not fuck her friends or reward male friends with unprotected vaginal sex.>But I might get pregnantTake birth control.>But sex is a special thing only shared between boyfriend and girlfriendBitch, you've been ran through by 10% of men on tinder. Shut the fuck up.>I don't like him that way.Yeah, and the whores who fucked Weinstein for acting jobs weren't into him but still did it.>But muh IcksLiterally no one cares about your feels.>But, STDsSo wear a condom>But I don't wannaAnd you think we wanna do anything for you? All you have to do is spread your legs, shut your mouth, and hold still enough for your male friends to bust a nut in you.Get over it whores.
>>79290728Speak for yourself. I want a partner, not an unthinking piece of meat to fuck. If I wanted an unthinking piece of meat to fuck, I can buy one on Amazon right now for under $100 and it'll ship right to my front door, very likely the very next day.I want someone who legitimately loves me and who I share a mutual respect and love for.Sex is pretty overrated. I know a lot of people on here are bitter because they didn't have any, and I completely understand, but it's not some magical thing that's gonna suddenly change your life because you had it. Everyone's first time is usually awkward as fuck and you're highly unlikely to even reach climax. Like don't get me wrong, sex is awesome, but it's not the meaning of life you think it's gonna be.People can totally pick up on other people's intentions, usually pretty quickly, and if someone thinks that you're only there to get in their pants, they're gonna actively avoid you pretty quickly.If you want physical release that isn't rosey palm and her 5 sisters, get a nice fleshlight from Amazon, they're pretty damn good. I usually cum much quicker with a toy than with a partner. If you absolutely must have sex before you move on with your life, get a nice hooker. They're not hard to find and they know what they're doing so you're almost garunteed to have a good time.I know you're probably gonna insult me or something for giving you real advice and not just feeding the echo chamber, I wouldn't waste your time doing it. I don't know you from Tom Dick or Harry and do not really care about the opinions of someone who I don't even have a name or face to. Take the advice or leave it, the choice is yours.
>>79290728Why do every fan of this shit game is so based? kek
>>79290728it like the first time in the human history that women can have sex whitout the risk to be pregnant.. let them make the experience of that and just like you you can eexperience porn and vidya and nobody will give a shit about that. i know it can feeellz unatural in a way because is new in the evolution but it there to stay so be happy fellow anon
>>79290728>Weinsteinbro i am not harvey weinstein
Whats weird if you have sex with a girl she considers it a service. Even if she had 3 orgasms in a row. You owe her now.I guess she thinks Men are that disposable because she could've got those orgasms anywhere
What are you putting on your ramen anon?
>>79292672>egg, chopped green onionsbased
>>79292672i second this! also add some red pepper flakes and thats basically how my ramen is
>>79292655usually whatever left overs I have from last night's meal. left over chicken, mushrooms, that sort of thing
>>79292655something bitter, like misery or loneliness
You guys ever make straight noodles before or just pre-packaged goymen packs?
I like to pick my nose and eat the boogersIs this bad
Do women/girls prefer ugly bastards, or chads?When I was younger I thought it was chads, but now that I'm older I think they like being dominated by old ugly men.
I'd kill for a German gf, too bad I'm ugly
>>79292562Women voted for mass immigration of rapey brown men.
>>79292570I don't need get attention just because I think she's attractive.
>>79292596no they didn't. You are falling for musk's propoganda.
>>79292570>roasties attention.who did she roast?
>>79292570is she really that disgusting?
