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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others.

>>>/soc/

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In the UK, gang raping a child is less newsworthy than a trans woman playing darts
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>>83444312
It means white men still do the majority of violent crime?
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>>83444345
You are a rightoid MAGAt falseflagging like
>>83444312
Crime articles never say the man was "white", even if he was. What are you on about? In your imaginary world, are news publications mentioning that criminals were Caucasian in the header?
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>>83444345
Anon, there is a reason you live in extremely white communities surrounded by white men and not diverse communities. Anon, you are a loser and a liar. You don't even believe the shit that you type.
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People who rape kids need to be hanged by their neck downtown infront of a crowd (not infront of kids of course). Just continiously bringing them to the point of death and snapping them back over and over for hours. I hate pedophiles more than anything
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I sure am surprised the state that covered up brownoids raping white girls for over half a century is still minimizing it

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The apophantic disclosure of phenomenal qualia resists algorithmic compression precisely because experiential manifolds instantiate non-ergodic trajectories through state-spaces whose dimensionality remains underdetermined by any extrinsic measurement apparatus--a circumstance homologous to gauge-theoretic indeterminacy in quantum field configurations, wherein holonomic constraints imposed by path integrals yield only equivalence classes of physically indistinguishable yet incommensurable descriptions.


This epistemic lacuna ramifies through attempts at psychophysical reduction: the explanatory gap persists structural inevitably rather than contingent ignorance, emerging from the ontological incongruence between intensive magnitudes (thermodynamic-adjacent "feel" of sensation) and extensive properties amenable to third-person metricization. The Hard Problem thus recapitulates, in consciousness studies, what Godel's incompleteness theorems demonstrate for formal systems--that sufficiently complex self-referential structures harbor propositions whose truth-values remain undecidable within their indigenous axiomatics, requiring meta-systemic supplementation that merely displaces rather than resolves the foundational antinomy.


Treating neural correlates as necessary-sufficient conditions conflates the diachronic dynamics of causal propagation with the synchronic gestalt of subjective apprehension, neglecting how hierarchical Bayesian inference in cortical microcircuitry implements something functionally equivalent to a Riemannian manifold whose local geodesics (predictive-coding error minimization) generate globally coherent but irreducibly holistic experiential topologies--topologies that supervene upon but remain formally irreducible to their microphysical substrates, much as liquid-phase behavior emerges from molecular interactions while remaining categorically distinct, instantiating novel causal powers unavailable to isolated constituents.

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Why are moids such slobs?

why cant you go to the gym and become attractive for me?
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>>83443524
So you hate women so much you decided to become a slob, wow you sure showed us
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>>83443518
We can ask you the same question
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>>83443566

It takes no effort to get pussy. I can go to a motel and get my dick sucked by 3 whores for $60. Id make you gag on my dick like a whore even if youre a man
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>>83443518
I've seen more balding women than men recently. Is this just a denial thing?
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>>83443518
I alrwady am though ;DD

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They say females mature by the time they're teenagers, but what that actually means is that women act like teenage girls for their entire lives.
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This is only a problem for ugly men. They act very differently towards men who are attractive
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>>83444319
0 days gone by without a moid being envious of and bringing up chad
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>>83444347
Its brutal but true
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>>83443839
Yes. You figured it out.
matures = stops developing
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>>83444347
Try browsing a site that has no concept of chad.

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Why don't incels just get a horny Venezuelan gf?

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Why don't men just go to therapy?
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>>83442789
humiliation ritual i don't want to go through unless it gets me neetbux (it won't)
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>>83443543
this poor young roastie has been watching tiktoks about narcissism as a way to cope with being pumped and dumped by chad
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Women go to therapy and talk about their feelings with friends and still they're twice as likely to use antidepressants than men kek
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>>83442789
I do be not be doin therapy.
I do be doin what i be doin instead.
I like be doin the things im doin
Me do things i be doing
Me be doin
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Im 33
I have been in therapy programs twice.
I have met a handful different psychologists.
I have tried a handful different anti depressants
I have done tons of my own work with guided meditation and psychadelics

Root of my mental health issues? Bullying

My advice after all of this? Nothing.

>why don't you want to get married? you'd get constantly lied to, cheated on, and beat, you'd get excruciating sex, you'd get brain damage from getting choked, and you wouldn't even get your pussy ate!!! it's such a good deal for you, males are the ones getting the short end of the stick!11
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>>83444245
>foids are the main strong supporters of individual rights
>this makes waman bad
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>>83444253
i don't need liberalism to give me "individual rights", which are in fact less effective that the rights granted by the french revoiution and most citizenships in authoritarian states and that also come along with ridiculous social programs and nepotisms that make it almost impossible to get good jobs
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>>83444262
thats what liberalism is, retard.
>talking about liberalism
>brings up the opposite of liberalism
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>>83444296
>authoritarian states are liberal
>the french revolution was liberal
of course fatty is an ignorant dimwit
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>>83444344
im not the one who said that authoritarisnism is liberal...

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What's the appeal of concerts and raves?

Am I too high iq to understand why non sentient humans gather in big groups listening to bad music for hours on end
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>>83444317
Just me or does the screen in the background kinda look like big brother from 1984
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drugs make it enjoyable. unironically. all in all its just drugs nobodys sitting there listen to a dj tiesto setlist sober
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>>83444348
Yeah, i always suspected this. All the normie shit seemed way too low iq and boring not to just be an excuse to do drugs and turbowhore.

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I think I'm ready to just accept there's something psychologically wrong with every woman on this website. My attempts to meet one I can connect with just leave me more jaded and lonely. i spent a year on /soc/ and this is all I have to show for it. I'm so fucking demoralized man. I don't even know what to say anymore I'm just so sad.
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>>83444283
anon your medications, it's time to take them.
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>>83444261
A random foid on twitter, that guy you were talking to from /soc/ or whatever, it doesn't matter. My point still stands.

>it isn't a strawman, it's just my own anecdotal evidence based off women from 4chan
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Most "women" on this site are either men larping or normgroids btw. You are unlikely to talk to the few women that are here. The ones that post here and actively mention their gender from the get go are either men or attention whore normgroids who came from for attention.
Either way, no matter what, the people you meet on 4chan aren't representative of anything other than a minority.
This site is full of insane people, this is common knowledge.

Now, I'm not even saying most women like or tolerate loli stuff. Most don't even think about it or don't like it, but I don't think you should be "noticing trends" on 4chan and assuming people act or think a certain way because the guy you met on /soc/ was a retarded normgroid who pretended to not know he was posting on 4chan in order to appear like an actual normie woman.
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>>83444287
"OH shit"
"Run nigga, run!!"
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>>83444305
>Most "women" on this site are either men larping or normgroids btw. You are unlikely to talk to the few women that are here. The ones that post here and actively mention their gender from the get go are either men or attention whore normgroids who came from for attention.
anon I cannot stress this enough but I've talked to probably a hundred women off this site in the past year. I think I know when I'm being catfished or whatever.

your advice just seems very low effort and assumes I don't know how shit works. i've been on this site for over 20 years i've talked to lolcows from the /b/ tits or gtfo era, i've talked to women from the early /adv/ and /r9k/ era, i've been in the /v/ LoL and FFXIV generals trying to groom women into playing with me; I know how the women on this site behave and that's what makes it all the more depressing that they are actually much harder to connect with than you'd think despite having a shared "home". They really have a totally different mindset when it comes to this place even if they spend all day posting in the same threads. It's fucking sad man.
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>>83443822
she seems like one of those low iq trailer trash wiggers who like nigger culture and rap and shit

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Friday edition!

>links:
erowid.org
psychonautwiki.org
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I'm high as fuck, it's been like a month since the last time I did pregab, I feel wobbly now, sadly I lost the picture I liked to use for these posts, so I guess we'll be rollin with a revi screenshot
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3g of shrooms for tonight so not expecting anything spectacular, but i wasnt trying to shoot into space either. thats what the week long tbreak from weed was for.
hope youre all doing alright this evening.
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i think i k holed
that was a crazy experience i dont even have words for
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>>83443423
Depending on potency of shrooms and if you chew them really good on an empty stomach, 3g can be mind blowing.
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>>83439203
That's easy for people to say when they haven't lost jobs due to it. I'd rather be dependent on it than go back to the life I was once at. It was fucking hell being jobless and depressed, losing job after job due to carelessness. Not being able to read instructions. Not being able to pass classes at college because I was easily distracted in lectures and couldn't read for the reasons I cited. Not having any money at all and parents who think I should just grow-up, stop being lazy, and hard knuckle everything like the boomers they are. That everything is just a handshake and that makes everything hunky-dory. Oh, and drink a lot of alcohol like my alcoholic family which an uncle passed away from because his liver gave out and an alcoholic cousin who asphyxiated because he drank too much, vomited, and choked on it when he was laying on his back passed out.

All the while the psych just force feeding me ssri's and mood stabilizers fir years with nothing but negative side effects which the tinnitus became permanent. The only reason I got the ADHD diagnosis was because my psych and therapist finally decided after years of no progress to send me for a neuropsych evaluation. It was then it determined I had ADHD, and the "depression" was just a symptom. The therapy topic for a long time was due to my resentments, pain, and suffering over this.

So yes, I'd rather go through the upping of dosage every 6 months than go through that hell again. I hope this Strattera works so I can further the time before tolerance. It cost me a lot, and created major issues like my anxiety that now feels permanent as well because I was anxious all the time which lead to my panic attacks.

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>>83441691
Saeriah should have her own cooking show

>>83442237
Hi Hana-anon, just the right ammount of goonercoded
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>>83442602
>"Hiii and welcome to Cooking with Saeriah! And today we'll be making one of my favorite comfort foods; burnt toast with ketchup. Now, it's actually not as difficult to make as it sounds..."
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>>83443183
Maybe stick to microwave dinners

>"Maybe stay hungry, Anon."
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>>83442602
I should have know what the "riding crop" prompt would do...
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>>83443816
Ah yes that's like a dominatrix thing

Spend your weekend with some anons in VR! You don't need a VR headset or even a PC to play. ^w^
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I fucking hate this dumb "moist critical" meme they all find so funny you doinks
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great instance 69/69
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>>83443627
the new captcha is so niggered
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>>83444130
it's the opposite of niggered because it filters niggers who don't have the attention span or IQ to solve it
it's anti nigger
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>>83443619
>>83443628
>>83443782
>>83443782
Maybe the next time I encounter a thread of these I will join, this night is kinda busy for me, but we'll meet anons

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>Your type
>do people use mbti to avoid responsibility for the way they act?
>what is a truth about (You) that others refuse to accept
>Do you think evil is a personality distortion or a conscious choice?
>Is Empathy a Gift or a burden?
>If you could eliminate any one human weakness (or mbti type) what would it be?

>Sarkinova
https://sakinorva.net/functions
>love type
ttps://lovetype16.com/personality
>John's /mbti/
https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/
>Big 5
https://www.personalityassessor.com/big-five2/

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I wish turbie and I were happily married ;_;
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>>83443355
Just marry one of the other ones like:
Togatanon the femboy, he's cute AF, and what about Mel? You said you wanted her to put her fingers in your butt. And Diarygirl dresses like a hentai slut, whats not to love. And don't forget Rxy your old crush is back. Plenty of fish in the sea.
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>Have you ever held a girls hand?
>Ever had a romantic kiss (what age did it happen)?
>Ever felt a boob? (or run into one)
>Ever seen a naked woman IRL?
>Ever shared the same drink with a girl?
>How much 2nd base action have you had (cuddling, kissing ,etc)
>Ever had a hand job?
>BJ?
>Had sex? (anal or regular or both)
>Ever done weird stuff? What was it?
>What your darkest fetishes?
>Ever just enjoyed someones company cause you liked them?
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>>83443779
no, no, nope and no
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>>83442155
>>Your type
Entp

>>do people use mbti to avoid responsibility for the way they act?
If they pay attention to it and put real stock in it then probably

>>what is a truth about (You) that others refuse to accept
I dont know. I dont think about myself like that.

>>Do you think evil is a personality distortion or a conscious choice?
Both. Your wired to act cetain ways and since were not animals were aware of it and can decide to act or not

>>Is Empathy a Gift or a burden?
Depends if you know how to use it or not

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moids see an overly stylized anime girl with giant bazongas who has some kind of watered down, sugarcoated disfigurement or disability and think theyre so much better than women for wanting to date this hypothetical woman, when if they met a woman irl whose physical flaws arent as cutesy as in cartoons they would be disgusted by her
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>>83444294
I must know how rare this is.
Go here
https://lolcow dot farm/
Or to some other girl infested site and make a poll. I'm banned for lolcow.
https://yandex.com/search/?text=poll+website&lr=102606
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>>83444304
I dont think you can make polls on there and most nonnas on lolcow are against shotacon and being into fat guys sadly
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>>83444314
i THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T INTO SHOTA
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>>83444320
shota doesnt equal pedophilia silly, its fictional
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>>83444328
Oh. One of those.
Okay. How many women are into grown men acting like crybaby children?


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