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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
>mfw I don't mog egirls cause beauty is subjective
>>83452493>dumb pickme slooot
>>83452493>beauty is subjectiveNo, it's pretty objective up to a point, you're just a fat ugly cunt.
>>83452493can we get egirls back this board is fun with all the drama
>>83452507I am not that stoopid uwu also saying you better is defintion of pick me>>83452509Not uwu
>>83452507I'm way uglier than that ai gen lady but I managed to score a guy like what she claims to want its odd
>mfw I mog all the egirls from the history of this board
>>83452449I'm under 6ft and I'm messaging you anyway. Deal with it
>>83452449yah nahhh i deleted all my socials
why would you want a virgin guy?are you going to be 'The One', bpd-chan?
This whore is out of shape, used goods, and would never fuck any of you pathetic moids. Find yourselves an athletic african queen.
>>83452478im watching porn right now lmfao
Would you agree to (be / receive) a state-provided alt-girl?
>>83452502Yes, and I will put in a special request for her to be emo, goth, and depressed.
>>83452502i would be a state provided alt boy to a state provided alt girl
"nothing much to say but ill make a thread anyway" edition
>>83451882There's so much fucking isekai slop out there that it gave me an idea while I was looking over stuff to watch: An isekai with a bunch of terminally online people but none of them know who they are in the new world they're reborn in and it's not just blatant wish fulfillment. They all have special powers/are uniquely high in potential but they each of them and their character flaws sees them becoming either tyrants, shutins(again) or snapping whilst they try to be a hero. The fujo girl would also realize her boylove stuff isn't what it's like her in yaoi doujins and be greatly disappointed that the romance she tried to voyeuristically induce in two guys turned out horribly.>>83452027A fate that HxH shall also face, although Togashi will probably die before it finishes just like Miura.
>>83452395this idea just sounds like a darker version of SAO, tbdesu. tho idk shit about sao because even 12yo me recognised it was retarded slop and i stayed far away from it.thats just all fujos irl toohxh still isnt finished? man, i didnt realise it was that old either. i thought it started in the late 2000s for some reason. most likely thatll happen, wouldnt be surprising
>>83452432I never watched SAO either but from what I've seen about it, it didn't really have the proper terminally online stereotypes as characters, just some sort of brushed over and more pleasant equivalents. Also, I know. I've known far too many fujos over the years. HxH had an anime in the 1990s though, just like Berserk did. I hope at least that Togashi will draw out how he wanted the story to go in case he does pass on and someone else needs to take the mantle to finish it -- or if no one does, so that fans can see what was intended and make their own fanfic of it.
>>83452453that makes sense, really. sao was kinda, idk what a better word to say is but, light? they wouldnt show real full blown hikkineets.>spoilertheyre more common than i really realised.i thought the hxh anime was newer too. huh. it didnt look that old. he probably already has a plan for it for if he passes, he has to, theres no way he wouldnt
>>83452494To be fair normal people would feel a sense of unease at the more realistic equivalents. Also I don't think fujos are that common, just more common in outcast circles online. Thus why I run into them a lot. They also seem to be way more easy to talk to than other girls tend to be. The HxH anime is newer also, there's two versions, kind of like Full Metal Alchemist. The 90s one is very different and I think went its own way a bit from the manga, like the original FMA, but the 2011 anime follows the manga a lot better(except for Kite not being in the beginning of the series). Also I wouldn't be so sure on a plan, he seems to just wing it with a lot of the direction of HxH B^^^^).
Hyde Park Winter Wonderland 2025 edition
>>83452374Gd nite x
Mfw niggas aint in control of they facultys n shit
Is this nigga fr o_O
>>83452441how does cats know what ice is?
>>83452465Pig faced slag
WE CAAAAARRY THE FLAAAAAAAME
Charlie Kirk died. lol
would you sex a jeeta?
>>83451368Never seen an indian girl around that many black people before.
>>83451368Yes but I'm not white so that's not in the cards.
>>83452020You could make a buck or two cosplaying as Yoruichi, but you need some muscle mass.Nice tits btw.note: I know it is not the poster and just some random imagine grabbed from google, but still the point stands.
>>83451368No.That's a 10/10 jeeta, but she likely thinks that means she's also a 10 to white people. She's like a 4/10 next to white girls.Also, ethnic girls with dark hair usually have very coarse hair. It feels gross to the touch. My hair is soft and silky. I certainly expect the women I fuck to also have soft smooth hair your can run your hand through.
nope and i had a indian girl dote on me all through elementary and HS giving me handmade valentine's day candies and hitting someone in the head with a pipe for me during a fightOnly girl who ever asked me out and truly would fight for me but i rejected her and she decided to get her post sec in the uk and harry potter maxxed and got marriedLooking back its always nice to remember women occasionally will fight so hard for someone
how are ftms so freaking good at designing characters
ugh so this is the artstyle that's going to be everywhere in 10 years? it's even worse than the current late 00s tumblr style
>>83452340that was me>it wasn't good enough for him to give it to the birthday boy. i didn't give it to my husband because i doubt he would have appreciated it >One big gripe he had was that it didn't have a party hat on; so i got no cake.actually i did give you a slice of cake. because i felt sorry for you >:(check the record if you don't believe me >:|
>>83452379>that was mei see... what a coincidence that you were around...are you the one posting these ftm threads?>actually i did give you a slice of cake.>check the record if you don't believe me >:|I know. But you didn't originally give me the cake. The piece wasn't good enough for you.I drew it on my laptop with a touchpad.it took some time.here's another one of my pieces.
>>83451576Are white people capable of drawing furshits that aren't mammals?
>>83452452>are you the one posting these ftm threads?um..... no comment>here's another one of my pieces.your lineart isn't the best but you have potential. if you're drawing with a touchpad i can see why it would be wobbly. if you can't buy a tablet i would recommend finding a drawing program that has a line stabilization feature, i think that would help your art look a lot cleaner
Gooning editionQuestion For The Thread:Are you doing 25 Days of Gooning for Christmas? It's for a good cause.Previous Thread: >>83411710>How does it work?People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.-------------------===[FAQ:]===READ THE FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS------------------->Does my address get shown?Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83450273https://www.amazon.com.br/hz/wishlist/ls/2XGLIGDW5GDTN?ref_=wl_share>>83450412Will we have grapes growing in England again?>>83450461Kinda cool Mcgiver shit anon>>83450581Saint Francis Asissi is the saint of animals, and veterinarians. >>83450996Not gonna kill you except if you have bad luck and stumble badly. Enjoy your wine!Will any anons give Christmas gift to children this year? Their reactions are usually the best. I'll be giving some pokemon cards and a full box of coloring pencils for my nephew.
we drinking in here boys, I'm drunk off of two minis of this shitty ghetto wine lmao. I only drink near the end of December and only wine. being drunk and talking on the internet is fun.
>>83451710doesnt look that bad with the sheet on top
>>83451990How did you brake it? Once I trashed a chair by spinning on it too much.On children, best reaction I saw was when opening the santa gift child saw a bunch of socks and was kinda disappointed, until digging further he found the video game he wanted and suddenly lights up.
>>83452383>How did you brake it?leaning back on it too much, i got a bad habbit of that, from school
The masculine urge to>Get enough money to live comfortably >Avoid people, drama, civilization>Only interact with it through third party through the internet >Do the same behavioral patterns eat sleep gym web browse repeat >Pass away in isolation peacefully 50 years laterJust tired of everything, don't care
>>83452362apathy is sloth and it's a deadly sin
>>83452367It's not really apathy
>>83452367>You HAVE to be concerned and distressed about society, current events, global news constantly>You HAVE to be a worker bee>You HAVE to be engaged and partake in every societal religious and culturally engrained behavioral patterns
>>83452397Not being productive for self interests is very non-white like.
>>83452362Im on step 4.If people stop being brainwashed and offended by everything I'll be social again... but social media legit has people acting retarded as fuck
Did you guys seriously never ask for trips from your parents? To me this is insane. My brother traveled to Italy this summer and they had no problems paying for his trip. Can't you ask your parents for anything money related? Don't your family save anything on the side for you? I don't understand why people can be so selfish with money to not spend it on their children.
>>83452414>There has to be some kind of personal responsibility involved with how you spend your money.you are the biggest fucking retard on this board
>>83452414There is no way this isn't bait. We can't afford trips because my dad works at a farm and he gets paid jackshit. Immigrating from Mexico usually means you aren't in a place to be paying for trips willy nilly.
>>83452330K Loser
>>83452438>We can't afford trips because my dad works at a farm and he gets paid jackshit. Immigrating from Mexico usually means you aren't in a place to be paying for trips willy nilly.For how long has he been working for exactly? If it's decades you should really start asking where the money went. I don't understand poorfags. Where the fuck does your money go? >muh groceriesBuy cheaper, you are poor obviously and by the end of the month you are left with almost nothing. That's not normal >muh gas.Train? Bicycle? Walking?>muh low wageYou live in the West. Is saving impossible?
>>83452481Why can't you accept the obvious truth that you were born into luxury and have everything handed to you? You understand that you never had to work for anything in your life, so why do think that others are poor because of their own fault?
Girl that I'm seeing has a boyfriend but we literally cuddle together. What the fuck are women's issue nowadays?
>>83452334>no one cheats for good reasons, youre being played and manipulated. you are so dumb its unrealIt's just cuddles. Calm down. I like her and I can't change that. >you are making up excuses for her in your head cause she lured you into her trap.You sound paranoid. ITS JUST CUDDLES. Idc about anything else atm.>im not hoping it does - i KNOW it will. cheating whores will stay cheating whores, and dumb fat fucks stay dumb fat fucksShe's not a whore, slut.
dude if you like her this much then why the fuck are you even complaining? what's your issue? or are you just completely retarded like any other tripfag?
>>83452393Because I'm frustrated that she's not dating me. She likes cuddling and kissing but she's still together with her boyfriend. She's probably confused and I can respect that but it doesn't make it less frustrating.
if she was sexually attracted to you she would date you but you enjoy being her emotional support tampon and give her what her bf doesn't You probably don't have many other options wo why complain about something you enjoy
>>83452440If you liked a girl the way I did you would not be fine with just being cuddle buddies with her. Sure, it's nice. I like it, but it's not enough.
Letter Thread Rain edition
>>83452433I'm completely innocent and all what you're saying shows is what a manipulative lying deceiving piece of shit you are who catfishes and phishes others to covert narc blackmail them into doing what you want, which is exactly what You are guilty of described here >>83432075 #>>83432094 #>>83432121 #
#OverthrowthedemiurgeHe can't keep getting away with this. Womb envy wasn't enough. They had to all become the pedophile side of the duality because the best way to stick it to Mommy for being the better creator is to rape all her children for all time while also claiming them as your own. Recycle mankind back into the source light and let them try again as a tolerable gender/counterpart like women2.0
>>83452442There is no "other one". Fuck off narc
WELCOME TO THE LETTER THREADIT GETS WORSE HERE EVERYDAY
>>83452456Mike he's just using you to get your gangstalkers gloating about pinning the blame on you use whatever of a brain you have left floating with your teeth in your overflowing coom resevoir and shut the fuck up. Or don't. If you wanna be a pawn so bad we don't care in what way you keep inserting yourself so long as it nets results. But we literally cannot be any more courteous or clear so if you want to keep shooting yourself in the foot that is very much on you, very much does not bring us any joy or entertainment or anything but schaudenfreud, and very much is something you are free to stop at any time if it's really just your schizophrenia and not your blackened soul that's making you reactive to content like this>>83452473>Shameless lying nigger even though every time you e-hook up with someone it's archived and then you also can't help chimping out and making it everyone else's problem when something goes awryHopeless
>Your type>do people use mbti to avoid responsibility for the way they act?>what is a truth about (You) that others refuse to accept>Do you think evil is a personality distortion or a conscious choice?>Is Empathy a Gift or a burden?>If you could eliminate any one human weakness (or mbti type) what would it be?>Sarkinovahttps://sakinorva.net/functions>love typettps://lovetype16.com/personality>John's /mbti/https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/>Big 5https://www.personalityassessor.com/big-five2/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Bi-sexual woman is the same as a gay man. It just means they're not monogamous and don't care about their current partner and will spread their cheeks for whoever makes them feel good.Where is modesty? Where is love?Not found in those drunk off fornication.
>>83452370Hey look, it's the murderer of God, in the flesh.
>>83452303>all modern religions are just dogmaMore like 98% of religions. There are a select few that have methodologys that produce scientifically verifiable changes in physical and mental states, some of these border on miraculus like being able to control body temprature (there is a reason the CIA studies these ones).
There are only two birthday parties in the bible and they both end in beheadings.
>>83452417There are several layers of problems with what you've just said. But, the main one is: just because a religion has a set of practices which produce physical changes does not mean the religion from which that practice originated (if it even did originate from it) is not a dogmatic religion.For example, Christianity has these sorts of practices. Nearly all religions do. The problem is that religions do not focus on these practices. They do not focus on the spiritual enlightenment of the individuals. They focus on dogmatic followings. The literalization of mythologies into idolatry. Religion and God used to be about the transformation of a person. It's no longer that. Christianity as Jesus taught was primarily about the transformation of an individual through the sorts of practices you mentioned. These practices have been abandoned. The myths have been abandoned. The God's have been killed, and replaced with statues of Gods to be worshiped.Man has replaced God with man, undercutting the entire purpose of God. >>83452463This Idolater is a perfect example of this.
