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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
All short robots should troon out and date the tall robots
>>84150420>mad that someone is attracted to short men>"mad cause you're a manlet"???Im of average height by the way
>>84142251Yes you should all do this, i love yaoi omg yaoi is so cute please more cute yaoi in the world!!!!
>>84149719PLEASE tell me you have socials or something, I'm a fag and I'm a sucker for tall feminine men, we don't even have to talk, I only need to give likes to your pics
It is done, no tall bitches for me :(
>>84149719I complain about being 5'9 then i remember it could be so much worse
Im 42, not only do I still live with my dad but he bullies me and chides me and bosses me around, often throwing explosive rage induced temper tantrums like a toddler if dont do as I am told. hes also borderline physically abusivethings were not supposed to be this wayalso dont ask why i as a 42 year old man still live with him, its a very long and pathetic story
>>84152666you're 42 so he has to be like 90 or 100. just fucking beat him up.
>>84152672Ok, so i was born in 1984, Yugoslavia, had a normal childhood with toys and friends until one day the disaster comes, in 1991 war comes and we flee to Spain for a better life, but i never knew this is when everything will go downhill, i never could succesfully integrate in spanish society, didnt talk, think or look like them so i was punched and bullied away from everything, from this point i became an isolated kid and my mental health was detereorating, so i get to 18 years without any experience of anything and from there is basically a lot of failures and never being able to achieve my goals, my mom died 2 years ago and my father got a lot worse since that day, a normal day for me is waking up at 3pm and posting in this board and sometimes /int/, then i fap and then i go to sleep, idk what other thing to do desu
lmao how do you still live with your parents at 42, I have been on my own since I was 18. Fucking loser
>>84152789i believe in you anon, maybe try getting a job? what are you good at?
>>84152789>fapejaculate contains white blood cells
It seems like Larry King or Joe Rogan have the best jobs. They can just talk to famous or not so famous people, ask them questions. And then do that as a job to earn a living.I worked at call centers but I always have to read a script, go do what my employer or the customer want. Not being able to talk for the sake of talking
>>84152604the one thing i hate about so many interviewers now is them giving their opinions and cutting off and talking more than the interviewee
>>84152604I dare you to go off-script. I guarantee that you'll improve the process.
>>84152693I dislike the ones that overedit for dramatic effect too. I don't need music or sound effects in an interview, I just want to hear the nigga answer questions.
>>84152604start a youtube channel and start by interviewing people off the street. go find a crackhead or whore.
>>84152874Do you know anyone IRL who started a youtube channel?
Stop going after attractive women. Go after women as ugly and as hideous as you are and you will be happy and no longer be an incel. Just lower your standards and start pursuing women in your league. Just accept that you are not attractive enough for the Stacy supermodels you like and start dating women for their personalities instead of their looks. Plenty of happy, ugly as fuck couples out there. Be happy with a woman as ugly and as weird as you are. Lose your virginity to her, marry her, make ugly babies. Live happily ever after.
>>84152915I'd be fine with a girl who's fat like me, but not one who's ugly like meWhat's the point of getting in a relationship with a woman who literally can't give me an erection
>>84152915The chad fat woman is hilarious
>>84152915I'm not fat and refuse to be in a relationship with someone who is.
So im a drug addict?
>>84152782It's a stimulant not a drug.
>>84152782I started drinking coffee and it drove my acid reflux into overdrive. back to tea I guess
>>84152782Yes. Caffiene is an alkaloid. Other alkaloids are cocaine, morphine, codeine, nicotine, etc. You can look it up. Alcohol/ethanol is also a drug, probably the worst of all of them 2bh. You're better off smoking a bowl of meth for an entire day than you are drinking an entire bottle of jack in the same time period. Ppl like to think certain things aren't drugs but they are. You're consuming it specifically for the alteration it gives your nervous system, it's literally the entire point of why you're doing it. It's an alkaloid. Look it up.
>>84152782I drink coffee all day. We are not the same
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IThttps://litter.catbox.moe/548a90.mp4
>>84152191>Indianpriyapilled
Was this robot on to something?
>>84152842Indians are over 20% of the global population, then pairing up with white guys isn't surprising
>>84152811That's one fucking disgusting and gross looking female
>>84152842Keep coping. White boys will never remove themselves from that tight yellow puss.
Wondering if there is more to your life than just mere hedonistic impulses... Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51uflLr72Z0Previous:>>84090130>>84090130>>84090130
>>84151719yes yes absolutely yes. I'd gift him another and I'm very stingy and broke
>tfw no bf to introduce his plushies to mine and see if they get along.
>>84151768what are your plushies' names buddy?
and great, rain is coming which means I have to get up every couple hours to pump out the basement, on top of worrying about the cat.
>>84151719I forget, are plushies specifically for humping, or is that just what some people use them for? I knew a guy on a gaming forum years ago who's whole deal was about how he had a collection of plushies he fucked on the reg.
fellow biological men, how are you making the lives of women around you worse?taking a defensive stance is not enough.
>>84152812If anything being utterly hopeless will radicalise to more extremes than whatever tate et al are peddling
>>84152792Because women can't suffer but we should try to make them suffer?
>>84152814There's no crime for filming women in the UK. Like I said don't follow them, don't say anything that might be offensive...in fact just film them and don't say a word. It makes them freak out more.
>>84152834bruh why can't women suffer? I'm pretty sure things like rape would cause suffering
>>84152900Just look at how every woman lives even down to the deformed 0/10 or the nonverbal autistic. Every woman on Earth including every woman in the third world is hypersocialized because of the smartphone in her hands and being born light years more socially capable than her male counterpart. If you're born a woman you will never be any semblance of lonely. >too schizo didn't readWhat that says about the rape victim is she has unlimited social support and all of society defending her
Why haven't you moved to China or Japan to get an Asian wife? The birth rates over there are plummeting and they need the white man to come save them.
Because I'm a black man. They want soft or sharp features in Asia.
>>84152891Chinese girls prefer their coffee Black and strong.
>>84152891Japanese takes thousands of hours to learn.
>>84152893This was just on my mind, isn't porn supposed to be at least somewhat hard to do and distribute over there? Are they just producing it in America or producing it for western degen audiences? everything about it is so gay and the fact porn is even allowed is such a stain on western society
>>84152891Why the fuck should I go to their countries retard? They ought to come to ME.
Men who initiate more interactions with women statistically get more relationships.
>>84149476I'll also never get falsely accused of sexual harassment or being a rapacious creep if I don't talk to women.
>>84151128For me they are always medical train wrecks on the edge of death
>>84151128Retardz you deserve this
>>84149578Only the most craven and manipulative sociopaths have what it takes to fend off the rampant cunt-bitchery. Cold calling jungle aside, in all other contexts any woman who is self-aware should realize that she's going to have forward enough to compensate for the chilling effects the past 15 years of woke feminazi supremacy and then some.
>>84151019Because you aren't a Chad. People have different privileges and you lack the Chad privilege, so you need to work for what he gets for free.
Since moids like big boobs so much, every big boobs lover they should pay for our bras
>>84152132I like small boobs actually so uh fuck off
>>84152132I do pay for my wife's bras. Who told you men don't do that already?
>>84152132Why do you need more than 1? Do you have sweaty and stinky boobs?
>>84152132ive had opportunities to take guys up on it but i cant do it. it makes me feel weird. the money would be nice but i cant help but feel in debt and i hate that feeling. inconvenient sense of honor for no reason.
>>84152729I would if I was your bf. Wanna be my gf?
Update on my butt crack pimple thing. It was hurting so bad last night it was keeping me awake. Then i woke up with a bunch of blood coming out but at least it feels a bit relieved now
>>84152911I had one on my taint once. it got infected or whatever from all the sweat, dead skin, and shit particles I guess, and the pop was one of the most glorious things ever. it shot out all over my hand and there was so much
Why do maleanons hate us kpop fangirls?
>>84152000Holy based kazakh TRVTH NVKE. Blew the brains of these degens out and splattered their walls.
>>84152115>lso have you seen picrel anime movieI haven't watched it yet but ive heard of it and would like to. It seems really cute.For face idk I kind of hate myself but I am thick so >>84152234I mean im not really obsessed with race tb h and I am aware of how horrid South Korea is. I wish North Korea won the war
>>84152442would u be interested in east azn moid pictures, but i am tired tho so might fall asleep
>hate us kpop fangirlsI literally don't. I have nothing against Kpop and I even loved Kpop Demon Hunters. I love music though so I would try to show you new bands besides Korean ones
>>84152442Bu thw way, We do not really like fat women. South Korea has the lowest obesity rate in the first world. In our view, most Western women are obese. We prefer slender women.
sitting in a cemetery drinking gin at 4 am
Take a picture to prove it.
>>84152878Those are activities I would do anon Alas, God hates us and spread us across the world so we will never have fun drinking gin in a graveyard together
>>84152878Emofag sounds like a good time
