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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
ok tell me how to be okay with romantic prospect's porn use, i dont want to be bitter. dont use shitty non-analogous "analogies" like looking at cars or houses. my biggest issue is that i cant be as good as any of them (yes, out of millions) in any capacity ergo dont understand why anyone would ever try to engage with me sexually. i have never liked porn for myself but i didnt have an issue with it that could be perceived as bitterness until recently. i really wish i were pretty enough to be a slut like every guy wants. or i wish i had the ability to compartmentalize attraction that males and sluts have
most women have this problem, it's really not exclusive to le ugly femcel ones or whatever.Men are shit.
>>83833334i read this erotic manga called sasha chan to classmate otaku kun recently and it made me really ashamed to relate to the boy character called otaku because even tho i relate to his feelings about sasha, im still not as sexual or perverted as him. i think there's something wrong with me, i need to be more sexual but im too ugly to enjoy anything, can that wreck your libido? it doesnt for guys from what i can tell. i cant remember the last time i got horny. i guess i would be a bad girlfriend for that reason alone
Why are the rich pedo elites afraid of China?
Dear mods, please remove this pol spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/pol/ (6th thread)Thank you
what a funny talk
>>83833211china would execute these two both, for multiple reasons: 1) fraud, scams, blackmail, tax evasion, 2) rape, dex trafficking, 3) drug use, drug distribution, providing drugs to minorswhats really flown under the radar imo is how basically all of our elites are serious drug addicts. china would execute them all for that alone. i hereby propose drug testing for all ceos and corporate board members. if youre not allowed to drive high, why are you allowed to run a billion dollar company high? which of those is more serious? aside from the potential for fucking up bad, drug addicts are ALWAYS vulnerable to blackmail. being a drug addict should be cause to be fired from any position overseeing more than 10 people. no more pill popping bosses. too damn common. if you want to use drugs all day, go be a stoner art teacher. sorry bout it.
Because China's government is not a giant blackmail scheme centered around raping kids. This Western arrogance is going to damn us all. I'm not surprised they literally believe this even though they've been proven wrong since the fucking Korean War about "Chinese peasants."
>>83833211Because rich westeners dont get to invest and buy property in China.It's that simple.They're just assmad theres a treasure trove over there that they cant get their grubby hands all over.And holy shit, these guys text like the drunks at my local dive bar speak. Is this truly how the elite thinks? Would belive they were a bit more... I dunno, more than this.
Well /r9k/, I'm back to the fucking board. Partner is not ready to meet up in person at ALL this year. I'm about to crack open a bottle of irish cream liqueur and chug it all down into a meltdown. Almost said "I'll have probably shot myself by the time you're ready to meet up in person to be completely fucking honest". Didn't, but I was very close. Need some actual comfort tonight. Last thing I want is to invest in $ROPE or $RIFLE
>>83833257I've heard their voice man. It's a guy. I don't care about that. I just want to be with then in person. Long distance is genuinely causing me severe brain damage and increased paranoia. Now the loneliness and parasociality is about to go parabolic with my instability.
>>83833269>It's a guyThis dude is about to rope over some fat dude. KEK.
Find someone else, sorry but he's never going to be able to give you what you want
OP is a gay
>>83833269>Long distance is genuinely causing me severe brain damage and increased paranoia.It's the homo doing that.
computer lab editionlogged out >>83736650
>>83832787People will judge you on your merits and flaws just the same, and they will keep labeling you as gay as they already do. You are catastrophizing a situation that's not that serious outside of Africa or the middle east. People around you already put you in the gay bin, you don't pass as straight. Caring about other people's judgment is bad business for any gay.You don't want to be put in that bucket because you think that being gay in on itself is a demerit, a flaw or a sin. When you deconstruct these homophobic opinions, you will no longer care about being "underestimated" or put into any "boxes" or "buckets" because you will be confident in yourself. Right now you're more like a pile of insecurities that cares far too much about what other people think. Remember that being a good and old closeted bitch comes with downsides: celibacy, loneliness. Being out has downsides too, but also upsides that you're longing for: romance, self-confidence and friendships
>>83832885Expecting someone Chad?
having garlic toast for dinner 10pm because I don't feel like doing anything else.A new rock bottom for me,just coasting on until the money's gone. Got the property tax bill today as well, another 1400 gone when I pay it.
>>83832743Think you're slick huh?
i think my brother's annual property tax is something crazy like 30k
Windermere edition
>Sabrina, you farted in class? well, all teenagers do embarrassing things. just wait through it, kids will forget and they'll move on :)wonder if they're allowed to show this one in repeats. that's terrible/harmful life advice in the era of smartphones.
For me, it's farting
Sabrina the teenage bitch
they banned this episode of Peppa Pig in Australia, for telling kids that spiders can be frens.
That announcement Bethesda was going to make was a gay 3D tour of the lucky 38 casino not the fallout 3 remake. Fuck off. I can already see the lucky 38 casino in champ in FNV. What a load of shite that was. Incompetent cunts. It's going to be the 2030s when we get a new fallout game, mong spastic Todd Howard needs to swallow his pride and let other studios make fallout games because the way Bethesda are doing them it takes over a decade to do it. Shite.
Cute Indian girls deserve to be kissed and mating pressed.
>>83832250Indian girls are white-girl lites. If you know, you'll understand why many are not good dating material.
indian girls are built for BWC
>>83833233>>83833376Why are Western jeetas so milked up?
>>83833393this is what good nutrition can do
>>83832250do not fall for the psyop. only the beautiful ones are the ones showing off on the internet
Anon be honest, would you have sex with a girl under 18 if you could get away with it? Are there age ranges you would choose (14-17, 13-10, 9-6, etc.) to have sex with? You're anonymous after all, don't be afraid to share your true feelings.
>>83832953Word of advice for you bro: don't get around losers and get off this shitstain of a website
>>83827731Never forget that girls under 18 are women and should be treated with the same cruelty
>>83832879>Women peak at 23.>If they go to the gym they'll be good looking enough until their 50sDumbest bullshit I've ever read
>>83832967>>a good looking girl that loves you and cares for you that's been in 2 relationships in her whole life is low standards and "sloppy seconds"Yes. Cope however you want, words don't change meaning because you're assblasted
>>83833330how about one relationship, anon? is one okay? ;__;
the old /drugfeel/ was over 500 posts. i'm making a new one. link to old thread: >>83770221https://darknetbible.info/bible/darknetmarkets/index.htmlif you're looking to buy drugs on the darknet but don't know how, use the darknet bible's instructions above to get a general idea of how things work.
>>83832240>GOP definitely has an axe to grind with weedThey still have hysteria over it, yet most of them chug alcohol despite it being one of the most dangerous drugs there is. The morons who fall for it don't bother reading research which shows tge therapuetic benefits of the drugs they go hysteric about, esp the ones who praise service members yet give them the shittiest treatments like the VA. It's a no wonder why many vets decide to travel overseas to places like Peru for the psychedelic journey. Almost every single one I knew who done this come back better people. Thankfully ketamine therapy is showing promise, it's not long term.Thank you for reading my ted talk.
>>83833258The whole war on drugs in the US is entirely a function of the prison industrial complex. It's an easy way to get large quantities of people locked up to serve as de facto slaves
>>83833282Which is an idiotic idea which made the situation worse. Why it us still happening despite all the evidence shows how people are moronic.
>>83833058https://youtu.be/9Z9SUKbRRCc?si=4YswDcxcH7IH9Z9s
>>83833318>Which is an idiotic ideaIf you want to reduce harm from drugs, it is absolutely idiotic. But that's not the goal. It's actually working incredibly well for increasing incarceration rates and maintaining a stigma against responsible drug use.
yo brosi dont really have anyone to talk to about this and i wont lie this site has for sure fallen off, the past 5 years.but ive always considered myself a neet-bro even when i was pulling 12 hour days in the railroad.anyways was watching a movie with this girly-friend ive known since middle school. (gonna be 22 in april)but we were watchin the fuckass hunger games series in discord (cams on) and i turn and look and shes just on her phone on snap looking at dick pics. like shit she was sent >inb4 gayanons yes he was bigyea just like most of you on here, im average length.but goddamn man is it even worth it broslike i get im a boring guy but i just get nervous and dont think acting like my usual self is gonna do me any favours (im a loud guy and pretty crude)but holy fuck man, am i really that unbearable, and before you say some shit like yes bc im bitching and moaning on the internet but like i said above, I really dont have anyone to talk to about this, yea it hurt, but the hurt was more me realising that its just over for me bros, i dont think im gonna measure up to anything (pun intended :c)let alone be enough for any1, maybe thats why i like femboys bc i know i gotta take what i can get, even if its gay. ( i aint no bottom)but like to do that to my face while we're facetiming and watching a movie bro goddamn man. it really puts things in perspective bros. i really think i dont have a chance.then again im chopped asf so ill prolly head to /fit/ after this and look for a fatbro who lost it all and hope that losing weight increases size.>that and i gotta stop beating my shit>inb4 virgin lmfao :CComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Good evening my dysfunctional e-f@mily
I just got done brushing and flossing
>>83833401>I just got done brushing and flossingVery nice. Soon, I will be doing the same. Can't be going to sleep with sweaters on your teeth.
You niggas who bitch about wanting an obsessive girl dont know what you're talking about. I have to perform constant emotional maintenance on this girl every fucking day and man is it getting old. Yea its hot when she calls me daddy and wants me to rape her but Im getting sick of the bullshit.Every day, sometimes multiple times I get texts asking if I still love her and I have to reassure her that yes I love you and no im not cheating on you and yes you are pretty. Give me a fucking break. If I go to bed to early or wake up a little late ill have a text waiting for me about not attending to her. I couldn't call her tonight so she gets pissed off and ghosts as if I hadn't spent the last 2 hours attending to her despite having uni shit due.What the fuck happened to acting like an adult? Every girl I talk to wants to be treated like a kid and the men I know are manchildren who game or smoke weed all day. Im fucking lazy and im still one of the most attentive people at my job because I come to work and am sober and do my job. Is it too much to ask for her to understand that we're both adults with responsibilities?P.S. yes I know shes a bpdemon that will probably cheat on me or dump me over a perceived slight im just riding this shit out for as long as it lasts.
At some point you realize it's on you because you insist on keeping such worthless connections and have to let goplenty of people not acting like children out there
im dealing with a similar thing but the sex is INSANE so i don't even care
>I have toNo you don't. You just feel like you have to.Simply don't cater to her emotional bullshit.>but she'll leave!Then let her? I fail to see how this isn't a win-win situation for you.If you start behaving how you want to, and she leaves, you gain peace and quiet. If you start behaving how you want, and she shapes up, you still gain some peace and quiet.
>>83833332she's probably bpd not obsessive.>t. obsessive woman
>>83833395Hiiii marry me please
getting the urge to post videos of myself masturbating to pornhub....
should I post another picture of my bulge?
post legs it's ok if they aren't shaved
>>83833352erm they're covered in self harm scars..
>>83831267i watch it, and obviously you are wrong and retarded that it's all small dicks because im unironically a small dick fetishist and there's like No fucking content
>>83833371what's so appealing about small dicks? and how small do you like them?
Do you still pray like when you were little? Do you still believe? Image unrelated.
>>83833281>pray like when you were little?Nah, the way I pray has changed a lot.>Do you still believe?I do
>>83833281What's the point, really? It all goes to shit in the end.
When I was really little I'd pray lying down in bed each night wishing things for like the health of every single person I loved (one at a time) and a meteor not hitting the world.About the time I was a preteen/teenager I stopped praying except for a select few occasions and with purpose, and it legitimately helped (and humbled me when I took it for granted). But then I started focusing on other things and my faith just became going through the motions, before I stopped it completely by the end of high school because I just didn't see the point and it was a social negative too.I'm in my 30s now though and while I'm not active in any church I definitely believe in something. Back to praying on very select occasions. It's worked out so far.
i love my boyfriend but i wish he would call me cute things like princess, baby, etc. i wish he would talk to me like im his daughter. so tired of being unlovable. cant help but to think that if i were younger or prettier he would treat me that way. ive asked and told him about it but he doesnt want to because he thinks its stupid but hes been that way with other women before. guess all i can do is read fics on ao3 and cope.
Autopedophilia (DDLG/MDLB) is too addictive, I been there done that, and fact is, I'm pushing 28 and I still like being mommy good boy. If you aren't willing to be a old hag with that kind of fetish, I recommend you stop right now
>>83833324Those women probably cooked him a meal and sucked his dick, you came here to complain instead of fixing that poor man a sandwich you damn woman. he gets all the neuroticism but none lf the softness?!! Bitch, you're a cactus. Talking to you every time hes getting pricked. Bet you dont even dress sexy for him. maybe you don't act very princessy hmmm Ciara?
>>83833324don't worry cupcake, daddy still loves yo, sugar plum. I would tell the boyfriend of yours to be more paternalistic so he can reap to benefits of having such a shining light such as you in his life.
I called my ex darling once. Guess it's a regional and kind of dated term, but not unusual in the deep south. She got unreasonably pissed off. Very confusing, she said it was patronizing. You can never tell when a woman is going to flip her shit. Terms of endearment are a minefield of eggshells.
>>83833324Done that and she ended up ghosting me.
