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What's the absolute worst case scenario for the internet by 2030?
>>83468684none lol.as the god who predicted everything AI, 2030 will be the year of the gods of AI.if the us does not somehow prevent the chinese from releasing open source shit then this dog will be put off its leashI will be posting the most degenerate tranny trash you can think ofI will 'educate' people on what creativity is.plus my fellow horny chud brothers will do the same, the shitposting will ramp in the end of 2026 and by 2027 nobody will believe online images anymore and every new politics campaign from there and out people will have pure distrust.is a shitty world and i love it, constant infighting, interracial and troony content through the roof, hate towards your fellow brother ,nigger,jew, white,women refusing to date the average guy, you name it, just this year we got shitty ecelebs deaths at 30, something is changing.2030 will be a complete disaster on itself, i find interesting that my will to not kys now is tied to seeing a more corrupt world.funny.
>>83468697>Cancel culture, feminism, etc. completely dominates the internet (even more than now).Are you perpetually stuck in 2015 or something?
probably closer to 2040 but who knows>home computing is completely dead because they own the production of parts>need to pay for "computing power" subscriptions if you want access to something>everything is stored, rendered and processed on corpo supermachines and streamed to your shitty little tablet screen>piracy is completely dead because its their machine>adblockers and website filters are also dead because its their browser>probably a games library subscription with no older games
>>83468684ddos from space is the worst case scenario, yes
>>83468684>entire internet gets flooded by cp bots>site owners get arrested/booted by their providers at the same time in a coordinated effort>everyone gets funneled into already pre-established social media websites>the only bastion of freedom atp would be the dark webI would much prefer if they shut it down tbqh. This would be a fate worse than death.
My only male friend is in love with me but he's 100 lbs overweight. I tried telling him to lose weight and we'll try dating but he just freaked out and started crying and saying I'm his soulmate....FYI I don't love him and I think he's too needy and the fact that he claims to have PTSD is a huge turnoff. He was molested a few times as a kid which is sad though.He said he would kill himself but he's a strong person and wouldn't give in to that so I'm confident he is fine and won't end it allHe literally grabbed me and started kissing on a walk through the woods (he invited me). I had to stop him and push him away and I FEEL GUILTY... It was really pathetic and sad.Why are males like this
>>83468793At least he tried give the man some credit Jesus >>83468794Just lives in my home town and goes to the same church as my family.
>>83468793I lost 100 pounds in 6 months or so. Id try to eat only 1000 calories a day and jog an hour every week day.
>>83468800fuck I wish I was a ameritard, unitedstatians CANNOT suffer even obese evil stinky retards have foidsfuck my bullshit chungus europoor life
>>83468817Cope harder incel. Fat persons are loser's
OP is a larping moid who saw my thread >>83467752 about my male friend and decided to make this thread
> IncelAh. The reason he can't get laid is that he can't get laid. Very insightful
>>83465384>a good personality can get you laidSo when a woman tells me that I have such a great personality but they can't date me because I am not tall enough, which one is the lie?
>>83466305>I'm a hardcore lefty, but the random attack on manlets and then her doubling downThere is no politics for your height.
>>83465384the one single long term gf i ever had said she though I was a douchebag when first met (we fucked multiple times that night)
>>83464879incels need to stop killing themselves and start dating ugly and fat women
>>83464879you know what's really interesting is they act like men who shower every day, are fit, and self improve are a minority of men but somehow ALL women deserve than man, even though women who shower every day, are fit, and self improve are even more of a minority than that subset of males.
Why do fembots love stardew valley so much?
>>83468811For me, it's CK3, it's like playing with dolls when I was girl
>>83468811cozy game
it's just harvest moon for normies
Women have horrible taste in everything. The fact they love sims says a lot
christmas eve edition
>>83468672i want to lose more weight but the loose skin from when i lost 80lbs just wont go away. it looked odd when i was 76kgs because my hip and rib bones poke out and then i just have these big butterfly wing arms I CANT BEAR THIS ANYMORE!!!
>>83468677obesity stains you for life man
>>83468677sadly despite what all the influencers online trying to sell products will say, loose skin isn't something that'll resolve itselfsurgery seems like the only real option, but at least it is an option and an effective one at thatyou could pick up weightlifting, building up muscle can fill out some of the space and improve your appearance a good bit in your arms and legsit'll take a lot of muscle growth to get positive effects though, it is far from a quick fixhopefully you can appreciate the other benefits of weight loss in the mean timewhen i lost over 90lbs i noticed a fair few thingsno longer breaking a sweat when going up the hill i'd cross regularly, sleeping better, finding it easier to buy clothes, no longer having pain in my feet, the satisfaction of carrying home multiple 2 litre bottles from the shops and thinking "fucking hell, i used to be carrying more than this all the fucking time"it's easy to ignore or simply be dismissive of the positive impacts that losing weight has, but if you look for them, they'll be there
>>83468727ive been doing muscle building things for a while and its made 0 difference, and i dont particularly wish to be muscly honestly. a surgery to remove the skin is WAY too expensive and will leave hideous scars too... cant win.ive lost 80-90lbs before this and saw/felt changes and i really just want to lose more now to see what id look like (and remind myself i look like shit skinny), clothing is harder when i lose weight because of my body shape and the places i lose fat from, if i got below 65kgs itd probably be impossible to find clothes in the style i wear
ill finish up redo of healer and then watch either psycho pass or sunday without god afterwardscant decide, but tomorrows christmas so sunday without god is probably better
I saw a woman from a past life today. I stood and watched her for a moment, then went without approaching her. I used to love her.
>>83468505how would you know that she was someone from your past life?
Amazing how deep manipulation is.
Damn, fembots look like THAT? Plap....
>>83468502>my boob's look bad because they are too bighow big are your boobs and areolas?
>>8346877132 E with idk nipple size varies depending on temperature but idk kinda big definitely not as big as the girl in the picture though
>>83468785>>83468624This is a serious proposal.
>>83468787lmfao nigga
>>83468785pls take my discord femanon you seem cute af
guys:>girls only go for bums! it's not fair! i've always done the right thing, i've always followed the rules, why do they go for those maladjusted dirty losers!???>also what guys dream of:
>>83467854the worst part about this webm is the smoking. haha imagine if she accidentally caught her trash room on fire!
>>83467854vtubers are ultimately a tournament species they know for a fact that betabux will roll in regardless of how many orgies they partake in
>>83467854her legs are so erotic
>>83467854Smoking indoors is so gross
>>83468720nigga they're just legs
ive never seriously browsed or used 4chan before really, which is surprising (to me) given my circumstances. but like where else do i even put this right?>be me (20f)>be fucked with a personality disorder because im a product of a 17yo teen mom and a 20 yo chudtard father who never even dated>go through my k-12 years being too normal for weird kids and too weird for popular kids>lie about my age to erp with people on miiverse and kik because my older cousin touched me>move in with dad at 8 or 9 because mom hits me>dad is a chudtard and now im misogynistic as a woman>self harm for the first time in 5th grade>troonify myself in middle school bc i hated women >get suspected of being a school shooter because i was publicly obsessed with columbine>get phone raided by parents >they read all my messages>they find out i was cooming to crazy porn and sending photos of myself to people online and take my phone for like a year>be embarrassed and never ever fully unpack this in my headComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83468026itll get better hockey girl!!! congrats on your drivers license im still driving on a permit, thats a huge step seriously!! wishing nothing but the best for you lovey
>>83468061Then you're not a Becky, you're probably relatively ugly. Sorry Nona.
>>83468058Oh okay, sorry >>83468078Thank you anon, I wish the best for you as well. And also on getting your license in the future
>>83467533>Pic Looks like that guy from dead poets society
>>83468044Lol, sent this a while ago but I also meant to add, that yesterday I purposely mentioned it in a thread just to see if I could get that anon to talk to me again because I wanted to talk about how I was upset that on the 21st my second favorite team lost their game
I was watching a video on crustanon on youtube. And now I wonder what his dick looked like since the pictures were censored. Could you post pictures? Picrel unrelated.
>your type>How do you plan to spend Christmas?>Have you been naughty or nice?>Which type do you want for Christmas?>Sarkinovahttps://sakinorva.net/functions>love typettps://lovetype16.com/personality>John's /mbti/https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/>Big 5https://www.personalityassessor.com/big-five2/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83468540shut up krissy
>>83468646Turbie doesn't want you because it's better to string you along for bumps for her sunk cost fallacy pseudo home. Rather than becoming a toddlercon by shagging you
>>83468012>your typeENTJ >How do you plan to spend Christmas?Working.>Have you been naughty or nice?Nice as can be.>Which type do you want for Christmas?Give me an INFJ or INFP.
>>my typeinfp-a>>how do u plan on spending christmas?drinking yippee! drinking today too but yeah u get it>>have u been naughty or nice?nice but ill never forgive myself (yes u can interpret his as attention whoring) (sometimes i wonder if i used enough parentheses if it would deanonymize me?(lol))>>what type do u want for christmas?idk, idk how to engage with people. im gonna die alone
>>83468802>idk how to engage with peopleMake them sign a fine print contract where it's legal for you to drag them into your dungeon chains basement. Put that inf Te to good use . . .
Are rats good pets? They creep me out.
>>83468167They're sweethearts and in the short time I co-owned rats with the ex (the only good part of the relationship) I grew to care for them deeply. Picture not related its some random ratto image I saved, might have even been from an r9k thread.
>>83468167they're really good pets while they last, but because they're smart and sociable you do need to give them a nice cage where they have a family and toys and you play with them
>>83468336Family? How many do they need?
>>83468227awmakes me miss dumboi had an oversized dressing gown i'd wear when it was cold, i could just stick my arm into their cage and she'd crawl into my sleeve and scamper her way up onto my shouldershe would just sit there with her head poking out, chittering away, making me feel a little less lonely
>>83468167they used to creep me out until I realized they are just trying to live their lives and desire food and companionship just like me.
If a girl at work had a crush on you how would you want her to tell you?
>>83468390Ansha is cuter. Face it Lillie is old and busted.
>>83468671And you think if you didn't like her it wouldn't be too awkward or you wouldn't be grossed out by her and tell your friends?
>>83468529even in these 40%, most wouldn't go to HRI had women be WAY worse than that and didn't go to HR, even though it wasnt sexual since women don't really do thatmen and women don't experience sexuality the same way, just look at how lesbians and gays live their sexual lifeI don't know what to tell you, just stop projecting
>>83468305I wouldn't, I'm married and I don't eat where I shit.
>>83468371HR roasties would assume I was asking for it and make me do extra training and nothing would happen to her.
fembots get your hormones checked and get on this. this gave me clearer softer skin, a fuller chest, more feminine proportions, fuller hairline, less facial hair, and got rid of all my bloat plus 15 lbs not even exaggerating
>>83468072it doesnt matter your age but i imagine it might be harder to get some of these effects if you are nearing menopause because of the hormonal shift
>>83468054>just take diuretics theory
>>83468054looksmax is fake & gheychuds use to claim it was 100% biology and media had 0 influence.fast foward today koreans mogs their gym bro aesthetic so now they try to co-opt their looks with softmaxxing and phoenix eyes. All the normie fags rock wolf/broccoli haircuts thats literally from Kpop lmao and try to get glass skin/v shaped chins.u niggers aint shit lmao.
>>83468054>>83468097>>83468710>>83468731You forgot to mention that men can take it as well and it's actually more effective for hair loss and acne than finasteride/dutasteride
>>83468054been on this for 4 years and only saw fuller hair growth, it doesnt work for everyone
