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>have nice anime school life dream>have a gf in dream, she's a chubby black girl>walking and talking with her on the way back home>I grab her hips and lean down for a goodbye kiss>it's exactly how my ex and I used to kiss goodbye>look down, generic cute black girl is replaced with my exI really thought I was over her, we only dated like 5 months but I guess it's hard to forget your first love.
>>834720455 years since my first love left me. I have a recurring dream, rather nightmare, where I'll just be in her proximity. All sorts of different kinds of contexts, sometimes I'm visiting the place she works at for some coincidence and happen to see her. Maybe I'm at a party and see her. The most recent one was in a neighborhood, and we were both in 2 different friend groups that were interacting with each other. Anyway the entire time in these dreams when I'm around her, I can't bring myself to say anything. I'm afraid of pushing her away even further by trying. Instead I just wait for her. I just wait for her to call my name or give me the slightest bit of acknowledgement so that I can get the ok to talk to her again. I just sit there waiting for something that never comes and then I wake up.It's an oddly logical dream. I used to dream up nothing but pure nonsense but now I'm dreaming of things that have directly come from real world experiences. I guess that shows how deeply it's impacted my psyche.
aww look how happy he is dancing with his crush! Little he knows I'm gonna deconstruct him...and get away with it probably .You can't insult my mom like that. If I had a penis an inch longer than 5, even an uncut one, I'd be much more forgiving and less competitive!
>>83472135What? Is this an incel AI?>>83472100That sucks, this is my first time dreaming of her since she dumped me.
>>83472487No. Incel reality!
>>83472547You're incomprehensible
Sydney Sweeneys tuppence edish,
>>83473003>falling for engagement ragebait
Keep an eye out for the magic gf sleigh lads. Girlfriends delivered to your door on Christmas. Requires zero effort on your part, for the gutless worm you are.
merry Christmas Eve to cmbyname lad Angela lad and lollers lad and all sound lads x
>>83473065>And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time>The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh)
Ghost of Yotei on Christmas eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day. Get in deeee lids.
trying to take it easy once morehow are you faring, anon?
I'm gonna weezer all over you>>83468504Hopefully moar ppl will join!>>83468902>Hehe yaa surprised i lasted this long i guess theyre finally realizing im huss too incompetent finally !Mayb u can do smthU just haven't discovered it yet!>It would be fun but id need to be drunk or id be too nervous? Idk maybe i could sober id get cancelled but worth a shotIt could b a great exercise 4 u 2 overcome ur alcoholism>Oh do u have ur own lab or is there one u visit?Not at the moment, no>>83468555It was okay i suppose. My brother is here so i gotta be quiet sometimes... ugh...>>83470965Im glad i made u feel better!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>83471418>How hard is it?You should give it a listen, it's nice>What r urs?Vibe and have fun like muh favorite guitarists do
Christmas stream in an hour-ish.>>83471162>it's a metroidvania with soulslop elements so it can get kind of annoyingI see. That explains why people hype it up so much...>so I missed out on that old part of the webIt's pretty accurate from my recollection. My family was online really early for some reason so I got to experience the tail-end of Web 1.0 around 2006.>Maybe we should make our own webring...That would be cool.>>83471418>Hopefully moar ppl will join!I can dream...
Alright, stream is starting now. Same place as always (cytube) /r/TIEMovieNight
>>83472933Starting off with The Snowman, then the Father Ted special, then the Muppets Christmas Carol (in about an hour).
I just figured out why I am a tranny faggot. I've been a troon for a very long time but I was able to pinpoint why, preceding the fact that I have gender dysphoria. I just took a look at my hands and my index finger is higher than my ring finger. If it's about even, or higher, it means you are a fag. Your prenatal estrogen was very very high and there's not much you can do to change your baseline other than getting on roids and being a gymrat. But it's still a cope. If you don't take male HRT you become a fag, if you don't take female HRT you go through twinkdeath. I also have an older brother and this is important in determining why you're a fag. The younger brother is much more likely to be a beta male because the woman's body sees your male cells as a virus. NLGN4Y is a protein that women don't produce naturally. The first time she has a male fetus, her body creates antibodies, but they are not strong enough to de-fag your brother. Once you, the little brother, was in her womb, her antibodies attack the male proteins that govern your sexual attraction. If you observe a trans woman's brain and gay male's brain, they are kind of intersex although it's not chromosomally expressed. The tranny's brain is more similar to the cis woman's brain, somewhere in between, but not the same as a cis man's brain. Yes, you can absolutely tell if someone is a fag from x-raying their brain. Yes, both gay and trans are not a choice. If you want to see for yourself, go to your tranny or gay friend and ask to see their hands.
>>83472711>>83472700My left hand has a slightly longer ring finger, and my right one a slightly longer index finger. I see pussies as disgusting but trannies are useless because I can't have kids with them fuckk is there something wrong with me
I also watched that one game theory video about pyro's gender
>>83470579is this y i crossdressed at 9
Cute girly faggots that crave domination drive me fucking wild and I want to look them in the eyes as I plant my seed in them
>>83470668>uncomfortable!>!That was very gay>firstbornDid your mom have any miscarriages before you were born?
at the end of the day if you look hot no one can tell you shit
Sadly I realized when I got fat
what the fuck am i doing with my life i need to get rich so i get a girl as bad as her cause clearly im not getting someone who looks like keira knightley based on my looks
But you aren't getting rich in this lifetime. MAybe keep arguing with imaginary pixels or your parents.some are born to perform, not to prosar.
>>83473097i am getting rich tho
why do women love bald men? what's the reason?
>>83471227Eh, no. In fact it demonstrates that their hair follicles are sensitive to DHT (dihydrotestosterone), which means their hair follicles are so weak they literally fall out. Baldies do not have higher test than hairchads.
>>83471752The military shaves your hair because boot camp is all about breaking your sense of individualism, which a hairstyle is a huge part of
>>83471214They love bald meeks, not bald subhuman, it all comes down to face, retards just cant phantom it.
>>83471214@Grok, run a reddit comment search for ParkerFree, single out comments with trans implications, feed results directly into my slop feed.
>>83471214I got molested by my moms bald friend when i was 8
Im a brownie so i bleached my cooch once i got a bf bc he only prefers white women and only settled for me bc no white woman would give him a chance Browncel diaries #1
kinda cringe bro
>>83473050This to be honest. Yikes
I know, my life is so shit he literally ONLY edated white girls and only talked to me bc i was close to him irl
>>83473045>he only prefers white women and only settled for me bc no white woman would give him a chancebut is he white?
>You go to sleep>You wake up in an alley>You look around>There's people with fur, animal ears, elfs, humans walking on the streets>There's big lizards drawing carts>You have been transported into a high fantasy world>It has medieval tech mostly, so no gunpowder, but it has magic tools, runes and such.>All living things have atleast some magic, the quantity & effectiveness of use determines your magical ability. You have none as an other worlder>You have only the stuff you went to sleep in>There's adventurers, there's dragons, orcs, goblins and such. Outside world is kind of dangerous, people usually hire adventurer escorts for travel>You are in a medium sized city, its highly religious, but quite safe.What's your plan? How do you think you would fair? What do you think you'd do in this world?
Conjure a cig pack from my pocket, put a cig in my mouth, light it with my newfound extremely broken OP magic abilities and complain about tfw no gf I guess.
>>83473039You have no abilities beyond the ones you have currently. The only unique thing about you is having 0 magic in you.
>>83473015>>All living things have atleast some magic, the quantity & effectiveness of use determines your magical ability. You have none as an other worlderthis isekai fucking sucks. I can't be an adventurer without magic. Especially since I'm small and can't fight.I can't even learn an interesting trade because I assume all the interesting ones require magical ability.The only thing I can think to do is to go work at a tavern. Then I can at least shoot the shit with the adventurers and get them drunk.
>>83473015Go to the nearest alchemist/scientist and let him conduct tests on me to see why I'm the only living creature with no magic (all for money of course)>>83473015.
I sometimes hide my own bait thread when I start to get bullied in it.
>>83473022There is nothing more brave than admitting to weakness.
>>83473032Yea but you probably wouldn't admit that shit to my face irl bitchboy
More skullcrush ,more respect! Its just proportional
>>83473042No i wouldn't. That's a cute bird you have there though.
>>83471138I purposely make bait threads to get people to bully me to turn me on to wank. Just channel it for good use anon.
I unironically talk like a gen z/faggot from atlanta and im 25. it's rubbed off on me.
blud is from atlanta :atlanta:
>>83473094You are Gen Z, retard.
>mfw reading and writing 4chan posts
>>83471732naughtysanta may leave you some coal tomorrow for this
>>83471756I assure you that my posts are completely above-board.
Bump lets see what else hes got to say
Fembots, how badly does she mog you? What are you doing to look better?
>>83472797She's in better shape, but my boobs are bigger
>>83472953Jog to mog.
>>83472797>trannies are so mentally deranged that they'll pretend to be real women getting mogged by some Slavic amateur porn starWow, you people need serious help, like the kind where you're locked up against your will.
>>83472797Educated prostitute
>>83472873no sorry too lazy
Say something about yourselfThat no one knows.
Do you want to live under a dictator? Why or why not?
>>83472269Why the fuck would I want some retarded catholic spic to rule?
Yes. I like rules and seeing normals get BTFO by jackbooted fascists gets my dick hard.Ideally, though, I'd like to live under a monarchy or even a theocracy. The more insane the rules and the justification for the way they're enforced - the better. A dictatorship is sub-par, because there's no guarantee the next leader won't be some reformist faggot. In a monarchy, the monarch has a very clearly laid-out line of succession, so unless there's an insanely violent nation-wide revolution, the ruling family will stay in power and do whatever they want forever. And that's what I want, because it tickles a part of my brain that likes order and routine.
>>83472269Yes because democracy is a total lie only believed by the goyest of goycattle at this point. Everyone knows the ideal situation is a "good" dictator.
>>83472269Autoritharianism is the only logical power dynamic that works for governing men and directing them to live a good life. Trust me, I would love for it not to be the case
>>83472269>Dictator=tyrantI hate plebs
