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All "rate me" and "camwhoring" threads belong on /soc/. Do not ask for or post pictures of yourself or others. >>>/soc/
>linkserowid.orggetmonero.orgpsychonautwiki.orgpsychedelia.io (Canada ONLY)Mescaline edition
>>82527088Well in that case I recommend emerald-smoke.com's $100 65g jar of shake. It has middling reviews on the site but I'm working through one right now and I've been pleased for the price. It doesn't say on the website, but my jar was around 30% potency. I think right now they're doing BOGO 50% off too
How dangerous is ambien? My doc wants to prescribe it for me due to my chronic insomnia but the shit I've heard of people doing on it terrifies me
>>82527177Thanks for the recommendation. Checking it out now.
>>82527178my uncle was a very successful "family man" and one night he drank 2 bottles of wine and took ambien (no idea which came first). he tried to strangle his wife, which led to divorce, jail, lost custody, lost his job and has been in and out of prison. i'd take my chances with it if i had insomnia. just clear out any alcohol from the house first
>>82518123Why does meth make me feel so normal?Normal for me (for the first 25 yrs of my life): being tired, depressed, anxious and too shy to socialize, slow, lazy.When I'm on meth: energized but not overly so, motivated to clean my house and do all the chores I need to do, talking to others seems easy, proactive.I love the effects so far but I'm scared that in the long term it'll damage my brain's ability to function without meth. I mean, I barely functioned before I ever even tried it, but I don't necessarily want to become worse than before.Also, I've never tried Adderall, but do you think that would be a "healthier" replacement for meth? Or something else?
I wanna flick a fembot's bean so fucking bad, bros.
>>82527311Women with giant busheshaving sex in the dark, feels like trying to plug your phone charger behind your bed just blindly feeling your way aroundit's often not so much that they can;t find the clit but that they're just focused on plapping them with their dick and nothing else
>>82525796Let me give you head please fembot I'll go until you tell me to stop I love eating pussy
She should be circumcised
is that underage?
>>82527775No look at the fingers anon
Drunk thoughts. Why would someone who believes in free speech go to random colleges to try to sway ppl who have a different type of free speech? No poltards allowed. Humans are so goddamn hypocritical it's unbelievable>I don't expect any replies since I didn't post (bewbs)
>>82527616how many spokes u got on ur butthole
>>82527454Holy shit it's voodoo ranger anon! I didn't know you were still around!
>>82527678I hope you get banned for being underage
>>82527773I just arrived last week. Been drinking natty ice before that
>>82527774im old enough to be your father
>my face when I realize that I will never have an Arab gfI need some good copes NOW.
>>82526505>tfw fumbled cute nerdy lebanese girl in high school My life has been downhill ever since. I will never forgive myself.
>>82526518I never had anyone to fumble. Arab women were never interested in me. It's so depressing.
>>82526505>paywalled behind pisslam>either have to risk faking it all my life and get beheaded if some retard rightfully thinks im not sincere>or convince her to leave somehow and risk both of us getting beheaded for apostacyGrim, i love persian, arab and berber women
>>82527659There are plenty of secular Arab women here, as well as slutty hijabis who fool around with white guys. Of course those women have no interest in me, but I do notice them.
twitter is extreme rightbluesky is extreme leftis there a social media option that is center or independent?
idk i left twitter a bit ago because i realized that it hinders your reach severely unless you purchase a checkmark
>>82527723stop gaslighting>>82527724yeah but you won't
>>82527744live in socal?
>>82527755no why would I be anywhere near that shitty place
Twitter, because for all it's problems discussion is more or less allowed there. It's still absolutely attrocious on account of the mechanisms of it like "likes" and all of that, and to me the problem has nothing to do with "right wing" but the fact that it's an algorithmic circling around some kind of singularity. Never touched bluesky, but it sounds like a joke.The fact is, twitter is more relevent, it's the most relevent, it's closer to a real public space than almost anything else, and in it's midst there's still a possibility for parsing things out.If you don't like that kind of thing though, you are probably better of finding something other than the internet, or, at least spending less time on it and more time not just in the real world but with your mind on God. "I just want to grill" died long ago though, and it showed itself to be retarded. It's why it was forgotten about and it's why you see such a divergence, but in actuality, the left wing is a psyop to create a false dichotomy and the right, while fundamentally not bad is possibly even more psyopped, occupied, and managed. Generally what's called the "far right" is correct on all of the issues, all of them, because it's the third rail, but all things exist and go on in a landscape so much more managed and controlled than you could imagine. I would say, generally, that if you have a temptation to move towards """the middle""" out of some kind of squeemishness, it's cowardly. When push comes to shove, there's no such thing as pussyfooting around issues of morality. It's not a matter of "selecting a side", that's not how that works, but I think there's a phenomenon which perhaps sprouts from peoples pride, or maybe external forces, that they must do something like that (I know it's the case for some) but you don't. Most people though, I don't think have what it even takes mentally to concern themselves with such things. In a normal properly functioning society there would exist a-
There's like a million ants fucking around in and on my trash can what can I do to kill them
>>82527768take your trash out?and then spray the can with bug spray
Spread dat borax mixed with sugar my niggy near heat vents and door frames
>aunt came over with my 15 year old cousin>he is 6'1 or something already >i am 22 and only 5'6any other robots hate being near their family? all it ever does is remind me of how little i compare to them
All my cousins are 6'5+ giants married and have kidsI just chill with them and have fun cause they are family If i compared myself to them id be sad too just love yourself anon
ay la virgen
blackpill destroyed. this page has done irreparable damage to the blackpill and to the incels.there's nothing any blackpillsisters can say to ever recover from this.inceldom is NOT a thing.you are lonely because you WANT TO BE, so you can have a made-up reason to whine online and be miserable and hateful.
>>82527157>others are just looksmatchedwhich also disproves the blackpill
>>82527021Now show us the image of their past boyfriends
>>82527154ur just trying to confirm your own bias
>>82527021exceptionally over for blackpillers. they're so dumb.
>>82527021youre completely ignoring autism and mental issues. they cause inceldom as much as looks
Smack her edition
My wee 1 doesnt go very far jst in the garden nd around the neighbourhood ave had a GPS tracker before to see where she went nd it wasnt very far.Nd she likes going out mostly when its dark n quiet outside so thats good.I do worry about it sometimes tho.
>>82527696/an/ are mongs
Aunty pit the kettle on
I fink phenibut is still legal here,as its classed as supplement or something dont quote me though but there used to be normal web sites that still sold it not that long ago.Its similar to pregabalin but its like diet pregabalin it does have a nice buzz though nd good for anxiety.There used to be a guy on ebay frm Ireland that sold it too nd the stuff he had was rocket fuel I loved it but that was ages ago now.
just woke up, work in 40, slept fine, small incident around midnight but otherwise smooth sailing, i work so crossy doesnt have to, it wednesday x
How much hornier than average are women when ovulating?
>>82527688>Fortunately it's only for a short time each monthlike a day or two?
>>82527709I think its like two or three days. Just judging on when my ex was most horny
If she's low inhib your getting your redwings without a choice
>>82527709About yeah>>82527690I don't know why it's biology. His smell, and presence. My mind and instincts running away with thoughts and urges about him. Like desiring him to pin me down even in public and rape me pregnant on the spot, regardless of the guy.Something about male biology sets me off and I go weak in the knees, among other things
>>82527752What are the biggest turn on that a man can do when you're ovulating?
Explain Christian fragility
>>82527743"Transference of fear and self loathing to an authoritarian vessel is a catharsis, he absorbs their dread with his narrative, because of this he is effective in proportion to the amount of certainty he can project." Rust cohle.
How much would you pay to have sex with her? Assuming you get her for a full day, can do what you want with her as long as you're not causing excessive physical/mental harm to her and that there are no additional legal or logistic issues you have to deal with. All you need to do is commit to the highest amount you would be willing to pay.
>>82524938>Dispatch told her to haul ass, and it took two trips...
>>82524938None because hookers are nasty, and because she is a disgusting whore with blown out holes and disgusting proportions.
.gg/s8cPR5yBJoin for friends, shitposting, and lore
>>82526560I'd make her wear cosplay like Rei's plugsuit and wig and make her brap on my face and then I'd saw her arm off
>>82526643>>82526643I've seen JAV stars escorting here in Australia, some escorting before becoming JAV stars, and one I found rumored to work at an escort service in Japan still
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A BOYFRIEND!! NOW NOW NOW!!
>aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A BOYFRIEND!! NOW NOW NOW!!haha gay
>>82527684i need my crush to be my boyfriend NOW NOW NOWi hope you can get a boyfriend femanon!!
>>82527732hey babe its me ur crush
>>82527684You smell like poop! >:(
>>82527732>durrfuckin retard
>What country are you from?>Do you believe in Free Speech?>What are some political views that if someone disagrees with you that would cause you to become violent or want to fight?
>>82527739>What country are you from?canada>Do you believe in Free Speech?yes>What are some political views that if someone disagrees with you that would cause you to become violent or want to fight?none. i just think it would be important to show people why they're wrongi think that with reason you can show why some things are morally wrong, and then extrapolate from therewhen you suppress ideas you sort of give them some degree of validityi suppose maybe its okay considering how epistemically ignorant so many people are. it think philosophy and epistomology ought to be standard in school
