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Cloch Lighthouse edition.
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Debian GNU/Linux.
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>>84835478
>non-pol edition
>creates another rinsed lighthouse edition
mong
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>>84835504
how can a lighthouse be rinsed? they're TOO HIGH FOR WATER literally BY DESIGNS......
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Toasting in two breads.
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>>84835534
what are your secret projects?

are you going to hack 4chan again???
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got an ingrown toenail.
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Despite being interested in other languages Shippy was never able to speak anything other than english. Why?
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Okay, much better. But yeah, will be swapping to debian as soon as I back up all my shit onto an external drive.
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>>84835565
what about those posts where he was practising Arabic writing?

i suppose none of us would know if it was legit.
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Me? Dreaming about big fat hairy cocks in my little arse hole x
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>>84835568
which Debian release you going with lad?

if it was me, i'd still use Mozilla's own repos for Firefox(R)-brand Firefox.

but everything else, i feel like Arch's constant problems prove you don't NEED 'bleeding edge' software. even the sheer passage of time proves if a 'stable' release is truly stable (or some security auditors do.)
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>>84835560
>got an ingrown toenail
Proof?
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>>84835565
>Why?
skill issue
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>>84835581
can't prove it lad. made it up.
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>>84835580
Probably just whatever the latest stable version released was unless you have a recommendation for something else?
Oh fully agree, I think people who just go for bleeding edge stuff just because are kinda silly ngl, I wasn't using arch for bleeding edge I was using arch for low memory usage, pacman and the AUR (pre-AIDS).
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Fucking hell that cocks HUGE!
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shippy is thick (mind and body) af, why do you think he only earns minimum wage?
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>>84835602
he's thick as mints, which means he's minted
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>>84835618
Well he's a home owner, sooo.
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>>84835541
They wouldn't be secrets if I told you them, mate. I'd miss my hobby and interests boards if 4chud went down and it's easy to filter cretins on here. Other chans are alright, but home is where the heart is, desu.
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being an average male in 2026 is a deeply unsatisfactory experience
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corrrr a new remaster of the My Chemical Romance cover of Pulp's 'Common People', lads,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isZxoavAuCc

*sips a craft beer while eating avocado on toast*
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>>84835632
you mentioned one such place and we have different tastes
but it takes all sorts to make a world x
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the new fit intern is FINALLY wearing tight clothes for the first time after two weeks of loose clothes, corr his arse looks amazing
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>>84835632
Yeah really gay how if it does get blocked all the genuinely harmless boards will go down with it. Not that pol is "harmful" as such except to the sensibilities of the ruling classes (boo fucking hoo), but you get what I mean.

Have to disagree though, basically no other chans are even worth glancing at imo. A few forums are still going that are alright, but for the most part the wider internet is dead. C'est la vie.
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Looks VPNs are on the chopping next

https://x.com/BBCBreakfast/status/2066788360606138759
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>>84835667
deja vu from this post
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>tfw have a mental list of words/terms to not accidentally say
>don't want to end up being filtered by accident
>walking on eggshells because of lads automatically hiding posts from themselves
>when i'm not the one making that decision (the web page itself is what stays THE SAME, like a book or a film)
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>>84835580
There is nothing wrong with using Firefox ESR. It is regularly updated for security on Debian 11-current.
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How many of you can relate to this post? >>84806611
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Linux nonces FUCK OFF
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>>84835716
ruthmong hasnt worked for 14 years and is 36 i think
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If I had a cute boyfriend I'd nor be on benefits x
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>>84835733
She needs to turner that image on it's side.
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A 24 year old rose with mild turner syndrome. I would not mind having a girlfriend like that.

>>84835740
Sorry lad. Turns out simple EXIF rotation isn't enough.
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>>84835743
Stop posting this revolting bint
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ruth or becky? I am in love with becky as she is older and more mature.
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>>84835743
She looks underage you paedophilic cunt, yes we know she isn't, but you wish she wasn't.
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>>84835760
*She was. Mongboy myself shall I.
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>>84835752
She's beautiful lad. I just wish I had someone nice like that but I'm a nasty, unlovable lad now.
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Stroking my cock to picrel
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>>84835662
I have and do frequent other chans, not so much the one you're thinking of.
>>84835672
You'll still be able to browse them and you can still post with a VPN and pass. Or you could do what I'd do but then you'd need access to routers and switches not located in the UK.
And I have to disagree, other chans are OK, just slower. If you need and live for that dopamine hit of seeing a reply within seconds, like you're in a group chat for dickheads, then yea, I suppose you could feel they aren't worth glancing at.
>>84835704
Why do you take it personally when people choose what to read and what not to read? Have you read the Quran, and if not, why not?
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>>84835764
Shes 2/10
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>>84835766
What's him called?
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GP put me on trazodone, anyone else on it? Feel sleepy as shit and I took the tablet at like 10pm last night.
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>>84835770
>reply to multiple posts
>anime picture attached
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A buff boyfriend is all I need x
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>>84835770
fiddling weirdo
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>>84835782
Nobody put me on pregabalin but that doesnt stop me from taking it
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>Create abitaory rule
>You are now the thing
Moron.
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>>84835760
That's not why I like her. I think she's got a nice personality and is a very sweet, caring lass. Even if she was fat, I'd probably still like her...just not as much.

>>84835775
No she isn't. She obviously isn't stacey tier but that doesn't make her a 2/10.
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Lollykins melty two days on the bounce x
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>>84835795
Wrng'un
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It's hard to find sweet lasses in my age range. I am convinced women just turn sour after a certain age. I think it's because they've built up confidence and feel a lot more entitled to a man's money past 30.
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>>84835721
Mostly true that. Only worked in a warehouse and gave up after a few years knowing this is all there is for me.
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>>84835795
Why don't you fuck off already? Don't you realise nobody wants you here?
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>He thinks he's avoiding my filter
>I don't actually use one, I just like to see if I can
>He thinks he's winning
Cretin, mongboy, man child.
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>>84835770
>I have and do frequent other chans, not so much the one you're thinking of.
fair enough marra.

>Why do you take it personally when people choose what to read and what not to read?
because i dislike altering my own posts to account for extensions other people are using. i get that it's YOUR client, but i dunno lad. think of it like those old MSN extensions, where YOU needed MSN Plus: Extra Malware Edition or someone's name would show up as gibberish instead of having sparkles. so even if you don't have it, suddenly there's like this not-having-it void you have to work around.
it affects you through its absence/other users. IRC is a good example because weren't colours non-standard 'mIRC colours' for a while, until the other clients (begrudgingly) adopted them?

i still think linear message boards (with no votes or nesting - both terrible systems) are the best format. there's good content and bad content, but contents themselves stand on their own two feet, just as information/opinion/language. that's not the same as neglecting rules/moderations (which yeah, websites should have, tbqh).

but idk if it helps with trolls or something, you do you. lots of seethers and trollers on the wind-up lately. i even got ruffled at them having a go at you yesterday AFTER you left, a sitch where nobody wins ( ._.)
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Damn, arch got face-fucked.
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>>84835791
Not him but, I was tempted to have 1 today, but I want to play some vidya, so will leave it for another day. Maybe tomorrow, maybe not.
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>>84835816
Another tantrum from lollynonce
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Do you think they would have bothered investigating all these years on if it were a man and the media never made a big deal about it? I don't think so. Two-tier isn't it?

The Met are simply just trying to improve their terrible reputation. There are rapists and domestic abusers for the Metropolitan Police. Terrible police force.
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>>84835816

You are actually pathetic LMAO
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If I had a boyfriend with an well endowed willy I'd work full time x
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Is lollers monging out again?
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im drunk again
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>>84835845
You'll be hard pressed to find one with your mug little lid
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>>84835820
I'm not reading all of that justification, mate.
You do you, though.
>>84835829
Debian and Debian based distros FTW and if you like to tinker then play with Slackware. I can personally recommend Zenwalk GNU Linux. It's fun.
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Fudge packer Jamie Varley
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>>84835852
Heard a funny norm macdonald joke about how alcoholism is a disease. Yeah the best disease, you get to be drunk all day. Hey anon you coming out today? Can't man, it's my disease you see, I have to stay home and get drunk and have fun. It's terrible.
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>>84835840
You're getting mad at hypothetical scenarios again
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>>84835852
i'll say, lad. you're so plastered you don't even know how to do transparency any more

don't worry tho pal, got you covered <3
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Police take your fucking devices if you film in public. Not on. If they find anything like a sexualised anime girl, even something like a woman being stabbed to death, they will use obscenity laws to try and get you charged for that too.
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>>84835863
>I'm not reading all of that justification, mate.
fair enough wor lad. i've said my piece.

(also ADHD + all-nighter + caffeine haha. it is what it is.)
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It a special DVD Update: TV Edition! Finally got The Shield on Blu-ray. Brilliant show for anyone who hasn't seen it about corrupt police officers and Downs Syndrome.
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>>84835869
Not him but, hurrhurr.
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>>84835882
Thanks for the update mate x
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>>84835877
Hope you have something for the jitters if they hit before you're ready to sleep.
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>>84835865
somones got to do it init?
>>84835869
thanks mate
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Just done a sneeze so hard my spine cracked bloody hell.
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They even come arrest you months after making a YouTube video because you referred to someone as a "carpet muncher". Clown world. Big respect to auditors because most people wouldn't be able to handle this tyranny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reb_-cDHF2g
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>>84835882
Hate how the silver logo ink rubs off so easily on these cases. Terrible. Should've just stuck to DVD size cases and slap the logo on the paper.
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>>84835889
You're welcome. I have actually gotten a decent amount of stuff lately, just hadn't been bothered to post. Got Mike Leigh's Topsy Turvy coming from Criterion soon. And Labyrinth and Dark Crystal 4K Steelbooks next week! IT LUSH. x
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>>84835890
been out to do some food shopping this morning. probs need to ease off on the zolpidems/tramadols, but i'll tire myself out naturally.
important thing is i've got food in. making the choice not to fret about the future (nothing productive will come of it), i choose to be comfy instead x
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>>84835866
I'm just concerned at how AI will only increase police to falsely arrest thousands in the future.
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>>84835908
The 4K ones are the worst. BLACK. Always look dirty and seem to rub off worse than even regular Blu-ray cases.
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Me? I need to venture out, for nourishing items, and a can of energy drink. Going to lidl with an idea of just see what they have. Last time I had a plan, and then when one of the things wasn't in stock, I got proper confused, and ended up buying something for tea when I was there for breakfast things.
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Could be me be tonight on Deanos shaft classic meat spin style xx

https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU
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>adjust netflix quality on her account to lowest as I don't like her using a lot of bandwidth
>she never even notices the difference on a big 4K tv
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>>84835929
LMAO. Normies are mongs. Literally braindead tier. My siblings don't even notice the difference between regular and all the smoothing crap.
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>>84835923
cor i did this earlier (but a different shop).
>when one of the things wasn't in stock, I got proper confused, and ended up buying something for tea when I was there for breakfast things.

you could do a flowchart instead of a standard list?

i didn't know which brand of sriracha is the good one. i've sat and actively compared Uni Eagle and Thai Dragon, but where does that leave Flying Goose...? it's like my brain just crashed looking at the sriracha shelves.
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>>84835927
You deserve it mate x
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>worsen eyesight through age
>can now watch YIFY rips just fine

eye am a genius!
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>>84835931
They are. Many watch youtube in portrait mode on their phones without going full screen too.
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Shameless plug for the britfeel minecraft server it up still
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>>84835945
>eyesight gets worse
>claim bennies for being unable to see well
>refuse to wear glasses
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>>84835945
I went for an eye test last week (getting new glasses) and when testing which lens was best, I could see proper clearly, not seen like that for years. Also don't spend much time round others, and forgot about not just blurting things out, so ended up saying FUCKING HELL THIS IS WELL CLEAR!, then realised I shouted that in specsavers, kek.
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>>84835950
And they must have memories like goldfish because they NEVER remember what shows they've already watched, nor do they remember the names of said shows or films. Fucking mental.
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Labour are now apparently going to announce a VPN ban. Kinnell. We're fucked as a nation.
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>>84835964
Electorate will announce a Labour ban at the first opportunity
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>>84835964
is vpns are banned people will use tor which will be awful for multiple reasons
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>>84835964
You're not thinking of the positives, parents can sit in safety watching their favourite slop knowing that their kids are safe. People can now go to the pub, with a clear mind knowing little Iqbal won't be getting radicalised by Cbeebies.
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>>84835964
Gonna have to move to the Isle of Man at this rate.
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>>84835953
oh aye they're crafty over at the DWP.

the trick? use both spectacles AND a magnifying glass (genuinely the only way i can read the tiny ingredients text on labels)
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Why do socialists ban everything lads. Higher taxation and banning stuff. That's it.
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What would you do lads if someone sent your erect willy pics to your mum?
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>>84835939
I just go with an idea, more than an actual list on paper. Made a big mistake, and had a spliff, so that will add more confusion, but fuck it.
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>>84835989
What will a VPN ban do to stop this?
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>>84835987
The trick? Gouge your eyes out and teach them maggots not to cut off your bennies again.
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>>84835989
Sure lad send it across I've got nothing to be ashamed of
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>>84835989
i miss getting these texts.
pretty fun just playing along.
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>>84835991
Nothing. Unless GNU/Linux lads will find a way around it and laugh at the cucks who don't know what a file manager or double click is.
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>>84835989
Happened to a friend of mine, he was horny and on facebook, and got lured by a photo, the mug, kek.
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>>84835376
Funny thing is lad these wimpy black boys go on to be the drug dealers and general criminals. My auntie used to foster a little black boy who would eat out the bins, last I heard he was doing those drill videos
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Sheeps are contained
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>>84835974
they'll just make tor illegal a couple of months later
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>be a female
>file a Subject Access Request with Facebook
>request all the users who have repeatedly viewed and/or downloaded your photos
>blackmail the pervoids by threatening to expose/shame them
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>>84835952
I'll be on later, maybe go back for another trader. I traded something with cheif brewer, so he should now stay as he is. Need a cartogropher (I crafted the block) then can get map related things from him. Also, I had to block off your door or mining area bit in your base, as the bellend went wandering down in the mine. Took ages to... gently coerce him out. I didn't think of killing him and starting again. Or did I? But he is alive still, that's the main thing.
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Might start a SeasideMark Minecraft run where I just sit in my kitchen all day and sometimes go down to the beach with a beetroot soup
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Waiting for the day a fit deano whisks me away x
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>>84836007
>mfw screenshot everything instead of downloading from the server
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Sod it, will mine and craft for 30, come round then head out for supplies.
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>>84835964
It really is quite pathetic how hard they're desperately trying to censor everything, to say nothing of the hypocrisy of course. It's not even particularly surgical, they're just bringing out the clubs and whacking anything they can. They know they're fucked, they're trying to save the uniparty Blairite system at all costs. They're loading enormous pressure onto the system but either don't care or can't understand that the pressure is directed at them. It's government by eunuchs.
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>>84836006
Web traffic can be disguised as something else like a video call. That's going to be difficult to enforce.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowflake_(software)
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wish Peglin ended up better. they made some sweeping changes while it was in beta (adding gold coins as currency, incredibly niche balls/artefacts, etc.)

used to play the early versions with 2000s emo albums in the background. now i listen to 2000s emo albums in the foreground, and it feels like there should be Peglin in the background.
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>>84836005
Ah, right not saying this to be mean, but, I'm gonna have to move my base a bit. The only thing with the animals on here is that it drives me insane if near my base, just hearing them constantly drone on, it throws me off thinking. I won't go too far, maybe down over the bridge.
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>>84836027
>implying Microsoft and/or your ISP aren't scanning all your image CONTENTS

i was doing it before AI made it cool
https://imagemagick.org/compare/
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I bet some Arch users are panicking from the recent AUR attacks and wiping their drives.
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>>84836054
Oh you're that sort of nerd. Never mind then.
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Wricked up thinking about deanos meat x
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>>84836055
what would they have to hide, lad?

me? i got a rootkit from a FitGirl Repack (her official website, checksum verified). who knows what spooky stuff my computer is secretly doing.
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>>84836042
I dont know how hard it is to make an entry node but i doubt itll be decentralised enough to accommodate all the new users
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>lid attached because eu
>try to put it on to tighten in
>won't go on properly
>rip the lid off
>goes back on properly
>will take the lid off before it goes in the bin
FUCK the eu and FUCK recycling
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>>84836079
Throw the lid in a bush. Make a real statement.
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>>84836079
Throw the bottle in the bin, and recycle the lid. That'll show em.
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>>84836082
>>84836085
I don't even have recycling bins anyway
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it arselad night tonight lids
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Might do that for a bit, save loads of bottle lids, and just throw them in the recycling.
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>>84836093
I have the glass and plastic/cans ones but nothing else.
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>>84836079
a couple of months ago all the lids stopped being attached.

my council always said to take the lids.off anyway, different type of plastic.
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It all goes in the same landfill at the end of the day. Government must think we are mugs if they expect us to believe of any this is actually being recycled. They're supposed to only be coming every 2 weeks for the black rubbish bins and the other alternating week for the recycling, but they haven't given recycling bins to a load of flats round here so they're just putting our rubbish in the same truck they come round in for the recycling
>>84836098
Used to just be a bag and little box for the recycling, never had those either but they changed it recently to have proper bins for the recycling, another for the food waste, there'd have to be like 18 bins here for this block of flats if we had all of them, nowhere to put them
>>84836102
I noticed pepsi don't do it, coke do though. and yeah always been different kinds of plastic, can't recycle them together so they've got some wagie mong taking the lids of the bottles somewhere
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Ok, I need to go on the supply run now, and then get back and sort muh nu abode. Sen a kewl idea I want to try, so I'm grateful of the opportunity to try it. And, across from the sheep, so I could shoot one each morning, muahahahaha. Joking. Animals on minecraft are like the old saying about children, they should be seen and not heard.
The wizards tower is on hold for now.
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I know a bloke whos job it is to sort through all the rubbish at the landfill for valuables, coins, gold and that
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>>84836049
I'll move them it's not bother, I just needed to herd them into one place.
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>>84836108
The three paki families in my street only ever put their grey bin out which then has bin bags all inside it, on top of it and next to it. We share a country with people who don't even understand the concept of recycling.
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>>84836114
It's deliberate lad. All foreigns have this weird thing where they get off on inconveniencing others
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neighbours aren't as fussy as i am anyway. someone ELSE put a sign on the communal bins, "don't put plastic bags in the recycling!!!!"
everyone does.

i don't know if they sift/sort things or just decide a whole batch should go to landfill or what. right now the main benefit is every other week there are two days i can feasibly throw a couple of bags in either bin before it gets full by all my neighbours who do the same. if it didn't alternate or get divided in some way, it'd be worse.
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>>84836112
Nah it'll be right, kind of looking forward to a new build now. And luckily I didn't have any TNT, so didn't spazz out, \o/ I wouldn't do that really.
I did it once, and dug down under my base and put the animal farm down there. Felt bad though, so that's when I came up with the animal safety enclosure, and just build a cage round them.
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Its fucking insulting how my council reduces the size of the black bins every fucking year
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>>84836108
Didn't it come out a few years ago that loads of Britain's 'recycling' ended up being dumped in Turkey?
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>>84836114
I don't have any non whites living on my street but there's an area about a mile and a half away that houses all of them and they do this too. Their streets are also fucking littered with rubbish and they park their shitty rental cars in the street despite it being unbelievably narrow
Hate them
>>84836136
Think it was Albania
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mate A has gone all anti-woke
now she calls ready meals and beigeslop 'retard food'
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>>84836142
you ever shag her?
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>>84836142
She sounds fit, is she single?
She's not wrong, but also she once was a retard herself, as we all were/are, and ate it herself. The retarded are only retarded because big corpo retarded the supply of info to the retards. But also, it is genuinely retarded to think these corporations have your best interest in mind, and not just PROFITS!!
Anyway, time to pop t'shop for slop.
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When are they going to protest Ofcom?
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Wonder what it would be like to be loved by a Deano x
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caught in my feels
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They won't take are 4chan. I will hate women still.
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>>84836190
when i was under 16 we were constantly told technology was the future and we should all embrace technology and learn computers.

ICT was even making the switch from traditional Microsoft Office shite to 'new media'. nowadays some schools even offer proper programming/computer science really early (A-level or even GCSE?)

will they still be allowed on forums, the internet in general? what if it's read-only? they'll still view/read evil harmful content, no? sit in front of screens on games for hours at a time...?
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>in Year 9
>learning Macromedia Flash
>make a Pong clone, judith_pong.swf, where the ball is the school secretary's head
>(she was essentially picrel IRL)
>classmate laffs all around
>IT teacher comes over to check what's going on
>strict humourless bloke, expect a detention
>he sees it and bursts into laughter with the rest of us

good times.
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>>84836190
The 'childhood' that they keep going on about doesn't exist anymore. Kids don't play outside. The streets aren't safe and parents keep their kids on a short leash. This is just bullshit posturing.
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No point in anything
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>>84836247
Not unless you are rich or a Chad, no.
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>>84836246
is it SAFE to play outside?

i'd be such a paranoid parent, i reckon. we grew up without mobiles, kids just had to be home by a set time. that's a scary idea now, little Timmy is just out on the streets and you can't even contact or check on him?
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>>84836169
Footie mongs can't comprehend digital matters beyond "nonces on Facebook" unfortunately.
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I love a 50 second ad interrupting the middle of a song on Youtube just because it isn't officially in Youtube music. Pisstake.
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Enforced rehab for neets.
Starmer, being largely pro communist will be enacting this over here soon enough, best fortify your bedroom door.

>>>/pol/537172711

It's over.
(It will be soon)
Chin up, you may attract a gf after rehab.
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>>84836280
on that Spotify Premium, me. private trackers bullied me into it.
>t. had an OiNK and Waffles account but could not be FLUFFED with What.CD

(i suspect they were all psyopically administrated by the music industry to make piracy unappealing.)
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>>84836245
>people got to learn flash in school
All I ever did was fucking excel and word.
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Me? Lusting after a sunbed using Deano x
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>>84836190
To be fair he's not wrong, social media is absolutely fucking up our youths.
>>84836142
Also not wrong, but I don't care and eat it anyway
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Kaden Kole is such a disgustingly filthy MILF. She's my guilty wanking pleasure.
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>>84836245
>>84836313

We made websites on dreamweaver I think. I remember some cunt went on my PC when I went to the bog and deleted it then giga deleted it from the recycle bin, proper fucking bellend. Well, joke was on him as I put nigger and paki in white text on his website and he got caught out and got detention after school for 4 weeks.
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>>84836298
Will not work ever again in my life. Rather be dead.
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And it did fuck all, still eastern euro and pakwog pissed up everywhere at every hour
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>>84836298
Working in a warehouse for years never got me a girlfriend. It's just false hopes thinking working improves your life these days.
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>>84836298
My cock would throb with the force of a thousand NEETs if I was kidnapped by some strong men in the middle of the night and forced to get a gf
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evens i cook odds i order
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>>84836326
you did the right thing, lad.
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Alright well I'm on debian now x
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>>84836262
I would love to see some "protests" at Ofcom in the future. Make them know no one wants this shit. It's the only way. These hooligans need to focus on the real matters.
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>>84836300
Private trackers are always ran by little gatekeeping shitlers.
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If they ban social media for under 16s then they won't need to ban any other website, or any really unless it is noncey, for adults.

Is what I'd like to think, really they'll just start restricting them fully with their new system for all people.
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>>84836385
An OS for nonces
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>>84836385
Prove it lad. You are on Windows 11 otherwise.
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>>84836328
Based and seasidemarkpilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXi4oKZTRPM
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>>84836354
fuck it im ordering in
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meanwhile microtransactions and gambling-by-proxy are still legal.

just won a pack of Morrisons Cones on the app. shouldn't be allowed.
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>>84836411
i post with my mind
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Me? On linux mint. I don't care if it is nooby, it is user friendly and better than microslop.
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Lidl haul, some good stuff, feel I was being helped today as walking through the carpark I thought it would be nice to get some flowers, so I did, alstroalstroemerias.
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>>84836461
And the haul proper. I think they've stopped doing the Lincolnshire sosij, so potentially no nice homemade mcmuffers, but I thought it would be nice if the soup i liked was in, it was chicken laksomething, and nice bread to go with.
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>>84836351
Who said it's for getting into work?
It's to make you fit for the front lines in a few years. Silly sausages, it's not always about jerbs...
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>>84836415
Fresh install, trying to get basic configs up and running before importing all my data.
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>>84836526
>Lenovo

Is that one of those nonce laptops?
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>>84836542
The T480 is a staple of computing lad, be nice x
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>>84836401
i remember when a scandal broke out on What CD, i think it was, where some guy had just been uploading 128 kbps MP3s re-encoded as FLACs. he'd posted the spectographs and some fake EAC logs or whatever, everyone just took his word for it.

think he did it and admitted it to prove a point (classic auditor style) and yeah, there goes your elitist appeal. why NOT just share shit on public trackers, if you plan on seeding anyway...? e-peen?
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Just build your own pc for fuck sake it isn't hard and probably cheaper and will last longer than a laptop. You people are fucking mongs seriously.
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>>84836565
I built mine around 2021/22 >>84836440
CPU and GPU were either 2nd hand or unboxed and still works fine, I definitely need to give it a thorough cleaning though. It was more expensive than a laptop but I also did get scalped for the 3080 as they were like rocking horse shit at the time. I don't think I need to upgrade anytime soon either I only play a couple games which aren't really graphically taxing, a few people will know which games.
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>>84836565
i followed /g/'s Logical Increments Guide ~10 years ago, basically just all the components in one row, so you'd think they're all nice and compatible.

they failed to account for the fact that the model of video card they suggested was too big, so it bumped into the heatsink for the CPU. AND the front port cables for the case they recommended did not reach the appropriate pins on the motherboard.

i dunno, there are issues you can run into even if you know how to put together a computer and everything is compatible on paper. meanwhile some lids just want a laptop, and you can do far worse than a ThinkPad IMO.
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Wonder if Deano would book me the chippingdale dancers for a private show at the beehive just for me x
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>>84836433
Nice, they are
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>>84836565
Just buy one, then if anything goes wrong it's on the builder not the buyer. My old PC had an issue with the power not being right, and they upgraded it as they only had better equipment in stock. Had it gone wrong and I was doing it, then I would have had to buy a new power supply.
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Kewl stuff zone looking quite kewl, to me.
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>>84836684
corrr you went with a LIVE plant.
that a peace lily, lad?
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>>84836755
No it's an alstroemerias. I also have a swiss cheese plant, but that's in the kitchen as it gets more light in there (front room curtains perma closed due to the footpath being directly outside my house (as well as neighbours, terraced), so anybody walking past can see in.
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>>84836755
Swiss cheese plant, needs repotting now.
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Wonder if Deano will ever free me from my cock cage x
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life has many doors, ed boy
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this subreddit is all fake news and bots
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>>84836646
you may as well build it yourself and save the 50 quid its literally just electrical lego
they probably sourced shit parts and built it wrong because they're retarded or you picked the wrong psu because you're retarded
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>>84836848
With that logic you might as well build everything yourself. A car is just some mechanical bits put together innit, I'll find a Youtube video explaining how to do it. Nothing will go wrong there.
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Welper cornering you in an alley, his stinky nappy around his legs, his hands alternating between firmly spreading his arsecheeks and slapping them tauntingly as you stare into his puffy brown eye. He cries 'GARN LAD IT ALL ON FOR FREE' and 'FILL ME FUAAARKIN ARSE IN BIG BOY' as he shuffles side to side to block any attempt at getting past him.
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>>84836895
gosh that's terribly funny
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One distro is much like another at the end of the day.

Samsara x
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How might a man fuck himself to death lads?
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Grim the shit they get up to over the pond init https://youtu.be/oahe58uWz5o
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>>84836895
Ignore the seethers lad, these crack me up every fuarhkin time
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>>84836895
Kekkinghams actually
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There's two sean posters, the homo-erotic one and the fuaaaaaaaaaaaaarkin poster I think i've got it now
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>>84836895
I'm spreading the love anon
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Welper sneaking through a gap in a chain link fence at night to get on to the railway tracks. Waits until he hears a distant rumble and quickly rips his keks off, dashes onto the tracks bottomless, squats and bends over spreading his pucker to the oncoming train and screams CCCOOOOORRRRR BIG BOY YES GET IN ME BATTY I CAN TAKE THE LOT OF YAS OH AYE X!
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helper twerking on tiktok for pride month
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>>84836953
That would be awful to see lid
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helpers tiktok where he sits on ngubus lap and has oestrogen injected into his thigh while he grins at the camera going viral
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>>84836895
Oh aye x and I mean OH AYE X
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I love Oasis lads.
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I love Blur lads
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>>84836971
Helper MtF tiktok Journey - 2026 <3
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How should parents best raise their younglings?
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I love Madonna, lads.

https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
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>>84837006
Beat them with bamboo canes if they break rules. They must learn to fear you. Pour lemon juice on their wounds and tell them that they are worthless and should have never been born. When they talk without being spoke to just slap them. Remember to laugh whenever they cry. Will make them harder.
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Deano taunting me with the key to my cock cage x
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>>84837007
Shit forgot the gif
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>>84837007
I wonder if Taylor Swift will go the same way as Madonna in like 30 years time.
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Only been clubbing once lads and it was shit. Got kicked out because the bouncer thought I was drunk or high when I am just a mong. One lad there was a bit of a cokehead.
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>>84837006
I think parents and teachers should put an electric shock collar on kids and just zap them when they get yappy or disobedient. Dial up the voltage for real infringements and have them screaming with pain.
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>>84837006
In my opinion, don't even show them technology when they're babbies. No TVs in the living room. No idly browsing phones.
Yeah, I know. Good luck convincing Deano and Shazza of that one.
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helper doing a get ready with me tiktok where he puts on a sundress and high heels
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Might go to Berghain once lads.
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>>84837045
shut the fuck up, eh lad?
It was maybe a bit funny two weeks ago.
People like you have to be told sometimes. That's all there is for it.
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helper coked out of his head pounding his rectum with a branch in the park
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>HURR HURR HURR I WANT TO BE GAY WITH THE OTHER POSTER WHO I PRETEND TO BULLY
Yes, alright. We get the joke.
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>>84836848
Nope, good everything, fuck up on their part.
Also, you're retarded.
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>>84836925
>There's two sean posters
I would wager Sean's life is better than both of theirs.
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>>84837060
Meltymong
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>>84837015
Is this the type of man you aspire to be?
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84837066 getting his boipussi beaten up by my cock
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>>84837090
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME IN MELTY MODE
THIN ICE, MATE. THIN FUCKIN ICE, I'M TELLIN YEH
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Smelly crymong has arrived
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Begging Deano to release my willy from it's cold metal cage x
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y y you're crymong if you think I'm a mindless, tedious, anonymous little tosspot
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>>84837086
you should watch the frank grimes simpsons episode
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Back on MC soon if you're around lad
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>>84837112
Pipe down smelly crymong x
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helper getting his soft penis pushed inside his body by fat hairy congolese fingers
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>>84837116
Yep just logged after building out a little island bit to build on. Prob be 15 or so.
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>>84837129
Cool, I'll be on in about half an hour for a short session, going to upgrade seasidehouse
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Welper freezing his tiny, vestigial willy with some wart spray and cutting it off with toenail clippers
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Good addition I'd not left them any drinking facilities
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>>84837151
I'd opened it up a bit, because I saw the coal vein in there, and it ended up being quite good.
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>>84837151
Was thinking can use the hole home as a storage area for building stuff and bits. Saves building something else.
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The fuck. I was on there 10 min ago.
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Looking back, does she consider any of the sex to have been truly consensual?

"No," she says. "I didn't want to be there. I didn't want to be on [the website] in the first place."

Chris was investigated by the police under coercive control and other laws after Ruth made a report, but no charges followed.

Police pointed to instances in the couple's WhatsApp messages where Ruth had appeared enthusiastic about swinging.

Ruth's story raises a central question: how and why can people appear to agree, even enthusiastically, to sex they do not want?

Consent can be complicated, an expert tells us.
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>>84837176
Fixed it. The bugger went onto some weird version. Literally was on minutes ago as well.
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Deano? Up my bum x
That is where you will find him x
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>>84837176
I am not on right this second but do you need me to reboot? I logged off no long after my last post
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Oh ok lol I just saw your post appear after I sent, phone posting lol.
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The FRUITIEST Deanos in Sunderland
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMxbEkeAmJw
unt. that second track tho
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want to get into dwarf fortress but im a bit of a mong
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helper slurping at a zesty deanos big full glossy lips
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>>84837207
Things are going fucky. That weird update to latest version, which I changed as it was on my end. Now saying I can't chat, asking me to blahblah microslop stuff, and I can't remember my login details. Think it's age verification stuff and or the launcher, but I'm not using the official as I don't have details to login.
Fucking hate microslop cunts, they're useless. Stripey programmer sock wearing faggots, just like the shit with the character. Dilating arse twats.
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>>84837266
Yep as I thought, too miffed to remember about the image.
Fuck microslop.
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Might do it, sign up, age verify with a picture of my arsehole. Then when they refuse to verify I'll say I identify as my arsehole AND WHO ARE THEY to deny me my rights to identify as I see fit. Fucking Nazi fascist bastards.
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Very weird. The server is not in online mode so I don't understand why'd you'd not be able to chat as it doesn't authenticate with microslop server
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>>84837299
Probably backdoored into the game (they like backdoor stuff do the stripey progammer sock wearers). Nothing to do with the server lad, just those cunts, I would assume.
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>>84836914
A reminder that women have been knotted by dogs and you haven't experienced the same feel as some stinky dog.
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>>84837352
>and you haven't experienced the same feel as some stinky dog.
NTA but, yeah because he doesn't have a nob that knots.
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>>84836526
Welcome to a stable and steady operating system ben. Debian is the final destination for distro hopping.
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>there's a mongo walking around outside with his shirt off
In this weather?
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Got two more Criterions coming. Oh aye! Shampoo and Being There, rounding out my Hal Ashby films. It lush, isn't it? Course it fucking is!
AND!
My Bullet in the Head 4K has dispatched and that is 4x lushingtons!
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Oh no they're fucking back aren't they oh yes they are
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Already died falling twice today while mining now these fucks are trying it on it not right
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>>84837416
Have at em lad. Don't get the exhiled thing now, just a funky bottle.
I'm logging on now anyway.
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Woah, bug hole somewhere. Fugg. Dbl fugg even.
tf was that?
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There's a wolf in the village, not mine
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Reading the rape gang inquiry. Grim read.
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Threadmogged by a fucking lighthouse. My actual sides.
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The fuck crouching with a shield and it didn't repel the arrows. Fuck is this shit. Is it to do with this bollocks?
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Deano flushing the cock cage key down the omniplex disabled toilets x
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My go-to guilty wank was a zooskool video where a shapely woman in her 20s was willingly encouraging a literal doggy style knotting in a hotel room while husband filmed. I think her name was Ivy but I cannot recall for certain.
Absolute diamonds and proper ropes of jizz.
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>>84837497
Not sure and I don't know how to turn that off either I wondered that
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Me? FreeBSD.
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>>84837514
>caledonian ivy zooskool
That was it. Confirmed. The woman was the perfect level of thick, the dog was largely academic. I would have happily watched the woman be noisily deep dicked by a human male. All in the past now, of course - 10 years ago maybe.
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>>84837518
It's to stop griefing near spawn. Suppose the issue with mining under spawn area, so we need to be careful There. Fucking everything despawned, even the xp balls. And there's an abandoned mine down there.
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Weano promised me some chippy wippys if I am a good boy tonight x
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>>84837414
My Sunflower lanyard is in the post apparently.
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>>84837640
How do you become a good boy little lad?
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>>84837661
Just wear a special badge instead, lid. Mayhap in the shape of a star of david?
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wassup can a fren come up in yo crib
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>>84837775
>Star of David
No such thing lod, not in the Bible, not in the Talmud, however the Star of Remphan is, being a demonic symbol.
Also the order of that collection is painful, not alphabetic, numeric or chronological, it's like you emptied a bin back of blu-rays on the floor and just catalogued them willy nilly.
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>>84837571
You'd be prosecuted for having a video like that you know.
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>>84837775
>Show Boat (1936)
Twice?
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All these Muslims get to have sex with white teenagers but you can't get a drop of pussy.
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Nappys getting quite sweaty and very smelly right now x
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What is YouTube's policy on child sex offenders being on their platform?
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Convicted woman beaters shouldn't be allowed to have a platform either. Mr Veitch and Mr Arnold should not be respected.
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>>84837805
It's organised by Criterion spine.
>>84837917
Just AI having an aneurysm.
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Me? Having a couple of jars
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>>84837805
Or the sigil Moloch. Later used by King Solomon the wisest and most richest king in the bible when he went off the rails and started to practice black magic and sorcery. The Rothschild family adopted the symbol in the mid 1800s and have been using it ever since for the return of the creation of the state of Isreal. You are correct the "star of David" is never mentioned in the bible.
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>>84838040
Bloody mongy AI. After I posted I thought it might be a double DVD.
Thanks for clearing that you without hurling ill founded insults at me.
Have you watched all the films on that list? And do you have any psychological dramas to recommend, Silance of the Lambs, Red Dragon, 1st season True Detective, Mr. Robot, anything of that ilk?
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>>84838080
absolute wrngun
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>clearing that you without hurling
clearing that up without hurling*
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Peeled off that nappy and corrrrr it doesn't half pong oh aye garn get the talc on now x
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alrite there everyone hope all lads alrite tonight
nuggets in the airfryer x
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i'm a smelly nappy smeller x
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>>84837050
They wouldn't let you in lad
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>>84838054
Gonna join you but unfortunately it's only carlsberg today. Drank all the good stuff over the weekend.
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>>84838108
Bit shite honestly lad. Just had a fight with the missus. Probably not looking good for me
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>>84837474
reading it myself now wow and i mean wow but nothing will come of it
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>>84838137
What was the fight about?
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>>84838144
Usual shite lad. Nothing interesting.
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>>84838140
Normies won't spend 30 seconds on a tiktok never mind a 200+ page report, sad really as it is mindblowing.
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>>84838127
Why did you buy carlsberg if you dont like it?
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>>84838163
I call them backup beers, for times like this when I have none of the good stuff. Very cheap and cheerful but they're not what they used to be.. Carlsberg used to be a lot nicer.
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Shitty nappies? Yummy yummy x
To the tune of fruit salad by the wiggles x
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>>84838202
Loved the wiggles when I was a kid, I think it was on channel 5s milkshake at 6am. I killed the hot potato song and captain feather duster.
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Lots and lots of swinging with Ruth.
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bit tired me x
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>>84838202
>>84838240
We used to have it on in our hose as well, mostly for my younger siblings though
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Corrr learning a raid on RS3 and it's a pretty wahaman doing the raid this week
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>>84838339
need to finish 99 sailing me
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That nappy was really crusty :/ x
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>>84838339
Grown man posting this btw
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>>84838380
Unashamedly as well
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>>84838380
What are your hobbies anon? Care to share them with the rest of us?
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France v Senegal. 21 coloured players.
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Might try them attends tonight instead x
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>>84838473
Same country mate
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>>84838473
>France v Senegal
thanks for telling me, watching it now
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senegalese gf when
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whats a good french beer?
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>>84838615
Try pissing in your own mouth, tastes the same mate x
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>>84838630
thats budwiser
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>>84838615
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82977425/#82980536
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>>84838080
I've watched a good amount of them, yes. Have you seen:

>kiss the girls
>along came a spider
>panic room
>the game
>zodiac
>manhunter

Quite easy to find those kinds of films I reckon. Why would I hurl insults at you? You're one of my favourite personalities, and a fellow Kanna fan is always welcome.
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Attends seem more comfy x
My tush is sore x
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Rooney looks good
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Been at this a while. Muh new house.
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Or is this my new house?
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>>84838708
In London this would set you back a pretty penny
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Or do they make up parts of my new house?
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>>84838721
Just find a village and slaughter them all. Free housies, innit?
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>hey Dr Who, where's Super Mario when you need him? LOL
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>Just find a village and slaughter them all. Free housies, innit?

reporting this post to MI5.
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>>84838729
It's minecraft m8E. not minesquat.
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>>84838589
>misread this as "Sentinelese gf"
I might be retarded
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Thinking of having a wankington with my horse fannny sleev tonight. Corrr yes.
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>>84838792
DON'T DO IT OR THE LUST DEMONS WIN
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>>84838801
Wouldn't mind one of those with Birdo
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>>84838801
What's wrong with having a wank lad? I already bought it. 'Course I'm gonna stick my knob in it.
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A final image (for this moment in time), before I feast.
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>>84838819
Open up this is a wank check. You better get your loicences ready.
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>>84838824
sounds like you're far enough in the game to make your buildings look a bit nicer.

don't do it for yourself; do it for us.
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>>84838836
*unzips pants* how's this officer?
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Living a pointless existence
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>>84838844
Nice digits.
That looks badarse, IMO. Don't see many like that, back wall is a fishtank, of course it needs a loo, all home do, I'll do that another time (possibly tonight). But I need food now.
Heard a rumour that you're thinking of joining and doing some building with us. That'll be fun.
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>>84838856
Me too lad. But at least I have horse fanny
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If I had a fit deano in my life I would not be on benefits xx
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Shrek 5 trailer just dropped lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swiz1XyfhcI
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Just had to hide that post. Didn't want to look at it sorry.
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>>84838884
a sad sloppy peenor it was
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Loving being on benefits lads
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>>84838888
having at a look at the gets post
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>>84838883
It looks like absolute fucking shit
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>>84838895
floppy not sloppy
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the french have scored
hon hon hon hon
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>>84838919
Actual frogfucker
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omelette du fromage
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>>84838646
>the game
>zodiac
Sweet as fuck, tyvm, I haven't watched these two. The others I have, kiss the girls and along came a spider, the books are better if you haven't read them.
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>>84838900
FOUR fat ladies, the irony....
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>>84838923
french women are beautifull
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>>84838919
On va marquer plus de buts que vous
Na naa naa
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>>84838934
i didnt think of that aha
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>>84838938
Sure, if yu olike fucking fanny thats been full of frgos
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>>84838943
>On va marquer plus de buts que vous
im actually supporting france with this one
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>>84838955
dont talk shit about frogs mate there known to spark lids out
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>>84838931
>zodiac
don't want to give the film away (also i can't because i haven't seen it)
but did you see they deciphered the Zodiac Killer's messages?

no clever puzzles. just used software (wasn't AI but brute force or some algorithm, just unravelled them with modern computers)
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>>84838968
Me and me maman, me pere and me grand mere
And a bucket of escargots
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>>84838896
Won't last forever though will it?
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'ad a curry today I did lads. Fucking lush
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>>84839006
I'm fairly sure that it will. I'm a proper proper fucking 'sperg lad
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A fit deano would solve all my problems x
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another le goal
hon hon hon hon
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i thought we were enemies with France because of the war but my Scottish internet friend wants France to win I AM CONFUSED
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>>84839124
which war do you mean?
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>>84839124
your freind is a racist lad simple as
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>>84839177
hundreds
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A deano boyfriend might not be for you but it is for me x
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A French team without any Frenchmen in it
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>>84838792
Are you the same anon who posted his pocket pussy here the other week? I will post archive link later on when back on pc
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>>84839198
that was between england and france scotland wasnt involed so he wouldnt care
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>>84839257
Nah, but I wish I was and would like to see it
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>>84839285
>he wouldnt care
not sure i believe you because he is a Christian and a kind, caring soul
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>>84838981
Woah, have you used AI on a cipher yourself?
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>>84839326
nah but i'm waiting for them to decode this frigger.

it's all language and patterns, just throw AI at it.
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i'ed like to let you all know that my farts are VERY smelly tonight
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My boy pussy getting used by loyalists x
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>>84837812
I do not have the video. Ergo, cannot be prosecuted. Simple, really. Not that you figured it out. Says it all. Heh.
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>>84839345
Pretty sure someone just made this to fuck with people. Though they have carbon dated it. A very old prank?
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Saw are Sean at Tesco Mansfield today.
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>>84839289
Took a bit to find

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84501025/#84506803
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>>84839381
didn't they establish that the patterns of it indicate it's a 'real' language, not just random squiggles?

pretty damn elaborate considering the drawings, vellum, etc. but i suppose standards for hoaxes/jokes were a lot higher back then.
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>>84839345
Yea fuck that. Something with English would be something I would have a go at. Use homophonic first.
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These cunts do my head in, desu. I fell in a hole, he stood on top of me and fell in, now which ever way I look to dig out, I'll end up killing him. What a bellend. I'm inside the idiot now.
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>>84838824
Looks good mate, was doing that raid on RS3 I posted in here earlier so won't get on tonight but shall be back on tomorrow. I have spare diamond, have you found any yet? I can put 2/3 in a chest for you if need be.
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Dirty bugger loves it.
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>>84839421
I can log in really quick and dig under yoou if you want
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>>84839428
No not done any ming for them yet, just sorting the house, And this soon to be dead villager.
>>84839435
Nah it's right. Serve him right for being a numpty, and we can get more, and secure them away, for their safety.
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>>84839394
Thanks lad. Wish people would post about their pocket fannies more
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>it's an 'i eat an 8-pack of KitKat Nescafe flavour bars + two ham n cheese toasties in quick succession' episode
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>>84839435
Thanks. It's handy him down there, as can't jump up and get out. Need to move le bog, and have it at mine. Worried he'll fall down again, and they're handy to have, just throw the stuff down there and it's gone.
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>BPD ex-gf's new Telegram says she does private shows and findom and that she's 25 years old
but she's 34? and she'd be the first to say stuff about 'informed consent'.
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Popped some bones in your chest so you can get a wolf. Need to find another village or craft an anvil so can use a nametag then,. Didn't or doesn't SSM have a dog called benji?
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Mansfield Woodhouse
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better to have two benzos than one tramadol
that's what i say
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>>84839563
Mansfield Woodhouse Exp
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Cuddling up with a Deano nightly would set me straight x
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>>84839568
But why not both?
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>>84839526
Move. The fuck. On bruv. This will not end well.
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>>84839591
out of tramadols
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>>84839591
Pervmong
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>>84839623
You don't have to announce yourself to me, son.
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Lollers please say some pleasantries like anything good with work or a cool thing you've made
thanks
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Pervmong melty incoming
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>>84839637
Vile disgusting predator
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fuming, me.
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Late tea for me, chips and gravy
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>>84839665
I have created and algorithm to detect retards it only gives three numbers, 666 and 683was the last numbers it pulled.
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>>84839563
What is this meant to be lid?
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Pervy meltdown in full force
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sometimes people just like pleasant things
e.g. i like anime and pop music and comic books
even quite a few children's books i go back to every and then

doesn't mean i'm some threat to anyone, it just means i like those things
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>>84839697
sybau you actual peadophile
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>>84839690
Sounds lush that does to be honest, beef or chicken gravy?
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>>84839697
oh u scamp
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>>84839720
Beef lid never mucked around with chicken gravy
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A roided out Deano would solve all my problems x
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An access course in nursing
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Trazodone not sitting right with me, felt like I am half asleep all day and I only started to take it yesterday.
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Might get into Gundam. Maybe.
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Corrr the tiredness after proper exercise do be lushington. Sleep troubles are fading away. Full nights sleep coming on strong so get in there.
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>>84839824
how complicated could it be lad
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>>84840095
Kinnell. My list is better. Release order is always king.
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Kek what a name
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Does anyone here actually have any hope for the future?
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Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection; are there different flavors?

https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag
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>>84840215
Nope. We've got a coffee coloured tech dystopia to look forward to.
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>>84840215
Course not. That's why I spend everyday watching films.
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Been a long day, but I'd say the new home is done. Even made an extension for the toilet. Been at it for ~10 hours if not more.
Need to get mining tomorrow.
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>>84840215
Nope, that's why I'm on 4chan at 1am
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Thinking of smoking some weed and having a wank corrr yes
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I wish I had a loving Deano in my life x
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>>84840446
I wish I had a loving tripfag in my life x
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quite enjoyed that. only really seen the Spaghetti Westerns and i like that they felt more gritty and lived-in, took their time.

but as a straightforward concept with a few characters? aye, that was fun.
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Garn beddingtons now deanos about to tuck me in x



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