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Bros, how do people who have weekdays off even have a social life or have time to meet a GF?.
my lakies
>>140337085cute
Knicks.
>>140337085cute!
Butler scored 56 and KWAB'd the Bucks one year ago today.
>>140337075They don't. I work in a restaurant and my main days are Friday, Saturday and Sunday. It's like a death sentence for meeting people. I have to serve them instead of being able to go out like they are. And even though I make good money as a server since it's an upscale restaurant (I can make $2k in tips over a weekend), no one wants to date a server. It's not looked on with prestige. So you're stuck dating or hooking up with co-workers, and let's just say the type of chicks who are servers aren't exactly the most mentally stable. Hoping to get out of it by next year. But there is basically no way to have a typical social life.
>Be me, work as a retail store vendor>Have to go to several stores in my territory>Get along with one of the girls at my store>Start talking to her>She gets touchy and smiles at me>Want to wait until I leave my job to ask her out>Few months later, abruptly quit job because of manager>Decide to go to her store on my day off at new job>See her with a baby bump
>I'm got a dawg in me>OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE OUCHIE I GOT A HECKING BOO BOO ON MY KNEERINO
>>140337127This pasta needs to die. Must we post it in every /nba/ general?
>>140337075youre supposed to marry your highschool sweetheart
>>140337067Russell Westbrook 1.0 or the Male Caitlin Clark?
>>140337075Jus b urself
>>140337126>hooking up with co-workers,um, people do this? I barely even talk to the female co workers at my job.
>>140337103bet she can't even name their starting line up
>>140337123Damn! Jimmy Butler looks like THAT?!? CelGOD btw
>>140337149>>140337144these, but unironically. >>140337151People do, I don't myself, at least not anymore, because it makes work way more complicated. But for servers that's pretty much your only option, since the typicaly weekend social life IS your job, for all intents and purposes.
Male Caitlin Clark/ Ancient Bradley Beal
>>140337126I work retail. Not exactly where I would want to meet my significant other. Gotta get out ASAP or I'll be one of those guys
>>140337167reply meant for>>140337147
>>140337103Bet she can name their starting line up dating back to the year she was born
I saw the nudes.AMA.
>>140337075Happy Hours and Inter-retail Romances. Just admit that you need to find a cute gf who has to be there Saturday and make a date for a thursday you have off before the Friday she doesn't have to be in until 2.
>>140337180>Gotta get out ASAP or I'll be one of those guysive been at my retail job for three years I started when I was 16. only job ive had
What do you guys do before your team plays a game? I usually wank off to some BMWM to get me fired up for some Celtic playoff masterclasses.
>>140337180Exactly. Just save money and enjoy the ride until you move on to something better. Starting a Masters program in the Fall myself. I put off getting my masters for years because I hate school, but sadly I see now that there is really no other way to make a life for yourself without a postgrad degree
>>140337199>started when I was 16nigga the managers damn near watched you grow up...
>>140337199>Retail job>3 yearsUhhhhh....you trying to be manager or something?
>>140337227He's had it when he was 16, of course he's working retail. What other jobs are 16-19 year olds going to work?
>>140337199>>140337220>managers damn near watched you grow up.this is actually pretty scary when you think about it. like you started when you were a sophomore in high school or something and they will watch you graduate hs and college if you remain there
>>140337227no he just started really young. most people work retail until they are out of college.
>>140337220>>140337227>>140337235>>140337249to make matters worse, I posted here when I was 16 as well, in fact ive been here since I was 14. oldfags weren't playing when they said you'll be here forever.
>>140337265>started at 14THAT is scary. I first came to 4chan when I was 24. Regret it ever since
Are the storys true that Jordan never had a single winning team without pippen?
Yep.
>>140337234Drug-runner. Child Prostitute. Soccer Player.
The racism towards European players needs to stop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwbUHpKDHy8
>>140337293Afraid so. He was also swept twice by Larry Bird. Some GOAT right there.
>>140337126Meh. Going out on the weekends gets old quick. Just focus on growing your skillset and figuring what gives you energy in life while you're making bank. >t. worked 2 years as a server before selling out and becoming a suit
>>140337293Fun fact: When Jordan left his team they still made the 2nd round of the playoffs. When Lebron left his team they went from the best record in the league to the worst.
>>140337296Take KD off that list. He still needs to prove he isn't a bus rider
>>140337319Just shows how shit the league was in the 90s.
>>140337310no
>>140337319jordan left his team because he was donelebron left his team because he wanted to chase success at any cost
>>140337296giannis only got his ring because of injuries, not sure it should count
>>140337327yo shutup
>>140337296Giannis needs to win an asterisk-free ring>>140337327He drove the bus though
>>140337136Kek
>>140337327Shouldn't you be in /hoc/?
>>140337319>When Jordan left his team they still made the 2nd round of the playoffswhat are you talking about, bulls were 15th in the east 1998-2002they didn't make the second round until 2007
>>140337075>Bros, how do people who have weekdays off even have a social life or have time to meet a GF?.People meet people who are in similar socioeconomic classes because thats often who meet everyday. so if youre only meeting retail wagies....
>>14033746194 season m8
>>140337136
>>140337184who’s nudes?
>>140337536Hope Solo
>>140337513Quick my fellow Celticxers, search this in the archives too!
>>140337144To this day my biggest regret in life is not marrying her
>>140337144We dont buy our wives here
>>140337296>yawnishas to prove that he's not boosted by media and refs>jokictrue>curry1 finals mvp, 4 rings. carried by mercenaries>durantis that mercenary, but he needs his own rang>kawhionly 1 rang, and it was a mercenary rang too>lebumshould have retired but wants to be the goat, and isn't
>>140337607Why should LeBron have retired?
>>140337658Because I'm bored of him. I want the Shaenia to begin but we still talking about LeBum
The Celtics are now -50000 to win the series against the Heat!
>>140337692I've seen this episode before
>>140337692We beat Jaime Jaquez Jr, my fellow Celticxers!
>>140337151At high turnover jobs (retail, call center, customer svc, food & beverage) it's the norm. They're stressful low paid jobs so it turns the workers into feral fuck animals. Managers and subordinates, bosses fucking 5 at the same time, 3somes, average regular dudes who went to a co-worker's house party and hooked up with her after everyone left. It's normal. The bitches come and go, and so do you. It's a college-mid 20s type job where everyone is in their physical prime and the urge to breed is at its highest. To this day I give thanks I worked in a call center for around a year when I was 23 and finishing college. I lived the dream, drowned in prime puss and was just a reading/writing music geek.Now career type jobs, you're a retard beyond redemption if you hook up with a co-worker. Salaries, bennies, HR file, MeToo, all that shit is on the table if you get your dick wet at the Orlando trade conference.
>>140337204goon full retard mode
Knicks fans are subhuman.
>>140337204What does this even mean? You wank to cars?
>>140337204Why are Celtics fans like this?
>>140337811Black male white male.
>>140337151maybe in white areas, but I swear since I moved to an ethnic area most people are already married by 20
>The player tried to leave the arena, but Jokic shoved him and wouldn’t let him leave, the document said.>The player then went to the post-game press conference to cry for help from the refs, but Jokic grabbed him and choked him, according to league. He told the player that he would choke him “until his team was eliminated,” the document said.>The player tried to call Adam Silver, but Jokic took away his phone. He was able to use X (Formerly Twitter) to send a message to someone he knew — that person then called the refs, the probable cause statement said.See?
i'm rewatching the mavs @ clippers game and it made me wonder about away fans. do they have special rules in place for the playoffs where it's only home fans so you can build those walls of color coded t-shirts, or is it just because more home fans will come out than during regular seasonin the clippers game you had one guy yelling and booing extremely loud any time a clippie was taking a free throw
>>140337939There is no rules against showing up for a away game. Playoff games are more important and fans come out for them as compared to the regular season
>>140337085All LakeXirs must rope
>>140337658cuz he's ruining his legacy by losing infinite games to a fat white guy
If Cryami lose tonight Weap schizo has to kill himself. If mein Celties lose I'll do it. Don't back down from this challenge pussy
https://vocaroo.com/1mhKlhOQzRpZ
I fully expect this to workher handle is @yungcheek
>>140337136KWAB
>>140338130Holy fucking kino!
>>140337136This
>>140338112>inceltic really going to commit suicide over basketball because he has nothing left in his life other than the parasocial relationship he has with Tatum
>>140337204Leviticus 20 13
>>140337136Based
>>140337939season ticket holders resell tickets throughout the regular season and I think get right of first refusal for playoff games, but they're much less likely to pass them up
>>140337136this.
>>140337136lemao
>durant ancient>beal has no trade clause>booker ain't him>center is 29 with an injury history>Grayson Allen had a career year>all draft picks traded>1st round exitSnus really went from the young up and coming team to window completely closed and all future assets gone in 3 years.
>>140338130Gold>>140337136Mold
>>140337136HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>disappointment to family & fans>into asians>is incelHoly shit he's just like you guys
>>140338660kek
>>140338660>discord filename
>>140338456KysTEXAS BEST COUNTRY
>>140338456>won't someone think of the graphic designer austinites who left for LA
>>140338456>People are moving out of Texas to live in New York
>>140338660>rejected in 3 minuteslol
>>140338456Are "people" still butthurt Beto didn't pan out?
>>140338729It is what it is, sirs.
>>140337136OH NONONONONO NO NONON NO
>>140337136lel
The "romanian" is back to being a weapsissy after dickrinding Joker for a couple of days
>>140337136kek
>>140338816>t.
>>140338729Looks like >>140338130 made him seethe so he's trying to bury it.
>>140338684that's just a timestamped screenshot filename, retard
>>140337296Giannis needs to win a non hospital ring and KD needs to win a bus driver ring.
>>140337136jej
Bro when the smelltics lose this dude is gonna film a tiktok video on some train tracks I swear somebody watch this nigga and keep him safe.
When Bulgaria and Weapschizo have gay sex together, who is the top?
the suns being a massive disappointment isn't talked about enough
>>140337204I usually jerk off an hour before the game and then if my team is losing hard by half-time, I goon for another hour with the game turned off and then come back in the 4th quarter
>>140339072we stopped caring months ago
>>140339091How sad is it a shitty little board nobody has heard of has better mods than this shithole?
>>140337809Bing Bong!
>091>Ban evading celslopper that proves you've used memes before is back
>>140338660I'm not believing all those booger instagram screenshots
>>140339359its not real.
>>140339072who cares, even if they got past the wuffs they weren't gonna do shit
https://youtu.be/s5xjam-UWxAmommy and uncle colin
once the suns big three start getting some game time together you're going to see something spectacular. just two more weeks
What if the beginning of playoffs games looked like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy1K5yNT6wc
AYO ANTHONY EDWARDS IS THE BEST IN THE GAME NIGGA
>relatives came for a visit>we all went out for dinner with the whole extended family>last night hearing my brother's and cousins kids who are ranging from like 8-15 talking and making a racous>they start throwing around names like Kobe>then the other one is like NAH man Lebron James>and another is like Steph Curry!>I tell them for me it's Coby White and Ayo Dosunmu>they say who the hell are they? never heard of them>and I say what about Demar Derozan?>"He's trash bro"These kids also live in Chicago like me.When I was young I grew up as a Bulls fan with Jordan and Pippen and Rodman and the like.It's absolutely over, isn't it? What do you do when even the next generation doesn't like the team in their own city?
>>140339352Ig the library is open
Steph Curry should retire
>>140339452I've I was thought this singing shit was cringe. These men are obviously looking for an outlet for something. I can't imagine anybody cares this much about a soccer match. Seems like misplaced aggression. But you guys do your thing though.
>weapschizo>is a schizo who weeps a lotpottery>>140337136>larps as a shitbull>gets his balls chopped off and put downpottery
>>140339091Where's the ban?
>>140339603No wonder he's so mentally illNo wonder he can't larp to save his life
My Knickies are UNDEAFETED in the playoffs this year. How does that make you feel?
>>140339527It's up to us to teach the next generation the fundamentals. They legitimately don't even know the basic rules of the game. They have also fallen for the Klutch media manufactured meme of "plumber era". It's pitiful, really. But it's up to you to school them.https://youtu.be/DRBguQOJZ38
>>140339681happy but i need yall to lose gm 3 for my bet's sake please
>ban evading just to reply to yourself and show people information nobody asked or cares for
What’s with this library talk
>>140339527>zoomers are bandwagonerswhat a surprise
>>140339723Just some Indian smelltics fan kid ban evading and spamming from a public library.
Celtics finna beat Minnesota in the finals
>>140339527>When I was young I grew up as a Bulls fan with Jordan and Pippen and Rodman and the likeyeah, and kids in the bay area were talking about jordan, not chris mullinnow you're shit, and they talk about curry. shocker.
>>140339603>/x/I went on that board once. its full of actual schizos, not the ones that talk about the heat/cetlics all day like they actually have some sort of mental illness on that board.I once thread where a dude thought he had biokinesis and altered the genetics of his ex to give her cancer and she actually did get it.
>>140339527Michael Jordan is rolling in his grave
>>140339793>he doesn't go to the Halloween generals during OctoberOnly a soulless newfag would miss out.
>>140339793over here we got Weapfags that believe they can beat Boston again as a 8 seed
>>140339793>biokinesisif anyone actually had this they would probably be the one of the most powerful niggas on this planet.
>>140339819Post in your image is asking you why you're talking to yourself.
>>140339819You do realize that anyone who saved that same image and reposted it ends up in these archived posts right?
>>140339792does NBA have the most plastic fans? Everyone keeps nailing the heat on this but it's happening everywhere and all the time
>>140339819>le VPN weapsissyOH NONONO ONONO NONONOON NONONONOO NONONONO NONOONON
>>140339895He is unironically mentally challenged. He clearly doesn't realize it and thinks he's cooking. He's replying to himself over and over again and thinks people can't tell.
>>140337136BASED
ill watch x men united then catch the celtics/heat game. weather warms up next week as well I can hoop at the park.gonna be a good summer.
>>140339925Stop talking to yourself, le VPN can/x/dian
>>140338277I'll take this as your acceptance. I'll scour for news articles of gay club suicides in the Miami area in the coming days. Once it says the victim was 300 pounds I'll know it was you
>>140339819>is so ashamed of being cucknadian he pretends to be proto-romanianI don't get it
>>140339897nba is the most individual team sportthere's the most (proportional) star power and focus on players. 99% of people are watching jordan do something crazy not tex winter's triangle offence, and a single player coming to your team can take them from trash to contenders
>the weap have one single literally schizophrenic fan in 4channelGrim desu
>>140339905Inceltic is nothing but projection.
But why Moldova of all places?Canadians speak french and there are a bunch of frogs on the league, why not France?
>>140340040>I'm dat dawg in himThis nigga inceltic is good with curtains and shit if you know what I mean.
>>140339819Weapsissies(singular)....................not like this
>>140339527The Bulls used to be a such a premiere franchise that even all over the world you would see people wearing Bulls hats and gear. What happened?
>>140340118>Weapsissies(singular)LMAO
>>140337351Jordan left his team because he got his father killled due to his gambling debts
>twin makes a post then replies saying "lmao" to himself
Search this one too, Celtwat.
Weapshizo belongs on /x/LMAOOOOO
>>140340122Jerry Reinsdorf happened.
Being a Heat fan is s confirmed mental illness
>getting cooked by a CanadianCouldn't be me.
>>140340246you think hell give inceltic cancer with his biokinesis?
>>140340243>>140339603Look at those dates
>>140340305lel
>le VPN weapsissy
>>140338456what an insane lieyou won't find a single person who moved from texas to lib york shitty let alone multiples
>>140340037you know if Jimmy just goes up for the dunk like a normal player instead of looking to get fouled he doesn't get hurt (and still probably gets fouled)
>ynr the Jiran posting weapfaggot trying to argue Jimmy's not a foulbaiter and getting absolutely BTFO while posting fake stats that still made Jimmy look like a foulbaiter
>You've used the same meme before!>And that's not all! Someone else has used it too!I don't get it. This would only be worth it if you found him posting pony porn on another board. This is a true mental breakdown we're witnesses here boys.
>>140340243I'm the one in that image kek. My posts were hilarious ngl.
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>>140340425>ackshually he(me) is a cool guy and /x/ is a cool boardKWAB
>415>jiran>Still never proved me wrongDone.
>>140340196either wayhe left a competitive team on a 3x chip streak, he didn't bail on his team because they weren't good enough for his ringchasing timelinesaying the bulls were better than the cavs after their star left is self-evident and an indictment of lebron, not jordan
>>140340498I'm telling you that you've surpassed the magnetized rims schizo in mental illness.
Bros... I just wish the Bulls were good again. I was literally in elementary school during those 3 peats. That's how long ago it's been.
Just don't foul lol
lol. NBA playoffs have less interest than the first month of MLB. Apehoop is truly a dead sport, maybe the ladies can save it. Caitlyn Clark generates 10x the interest on this board compared to any crying “empowered voice” on the men’s side
>>140340425>>140340521>>140340567OH NONONONONO NONONOON NONONONO NOBONOON NONONOON NONONO
>>140340521Pretty sure there was a long post showing your stats were just flat wrong and Jimmy averages more FTA/FGA, more raw FTA, and more FTA/2PTFGA meaning all your copes were horseshit.
>cryami cheat fangirls(male) are schizophrenic VPN bronies
>>140340656>horseshit>>140340567lel
>>140340567Oh no someone used that meme before like I said
>maybe if I keep spamming, samefagging, and falseflagging, people will be on my side
>>140340717Go back /x/, canada
>Celtics fan logs on>basketball discussion dies
>>140340713Horsefucker
>>140340755I will...
>>140340677>foulbait like a pussy your entire career>sandbag in the regular season every year so no one expects too much of you in the playoffs>get injured foulbaiting in the play-inJust "Playoff Jimmy" things.
>656>Jimmy averages a whole 1 FT more than TatSHIT who averages almost 9 3s attempted per game (Chucking faggot) and Giannis averages 3 more FTAs Wow
Embiid needs to get drugtested
jimmy getting hurt was the best thing that happened to me. I literally jumped for joy
>>140340755Work on your grammar, underage Indian. You type like a chimpanzee.
>>140340717>makes this post unironically>is the Bulgaria poster
>>140340781But remember if you push back against they/them you're the bad guy. You're supposed to let they/them shit up the thread unimpeded.
>jobren>breaking reddit>that aew guyWhy does zhe give hats to absolute losers?
>>140340875Problem?
>>140340837Nigga, you're a retard. Jimmy averages more FTA/2FGA for his career and this season. Your cope has already been disproven. You lost, just accept it.
I'll be on /x/ if anyone needs me
I like the heat, but jimmy butler averaged the 6th most fta/game this season (more than trae young, damian lillard) and the highest proportion of points from free throws of anyone in the leagueno one is intentionally fouling an 85.8% ft shooter that much
>>140340863Go back to /x/, canada
>>140340931Fine, I'll stay just for you bro...
>>140340881>now back to AI slop and schizoposts about magnetized rims
>YES ANAMARIA PUSH OUT THAT BABY>ITS ALMOST OUT YES ANA YES>I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT CARAMEL SKINNED BABY>WTF..... WHY IS THE BABY WHITE?!?!?!>YOU WERE MEANT TO TAKE IN KYRIES CREAMPIE!!! >YOU REALLY TOOK IN MY CREAMPIE INSTEAD!?!>THAT IS NOT WHAT WE HAD IN MIND YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO BIRTH A WHITE BABY!>BY SCIENCE YOU MUST GET AN ABORTION!!! Why is Luka Cuckbitch like this?
>>140340122The funny thing is you still do, it's just for Jordan. These are the official NBA merch sales from January 2024 to April 2024. Reinsdorf will literally never improve the team because they make so much money from Jordan even today
>>140340942Dude's got a higher FTR than Harden or Giannis in his career and .02 less than Embiid yet Heat fans can't accept it. At least Philly fans hit us with the "just don't foul" cope and don't try to deny the obvious.
>>140340977
Welcome to my /NBA/ classroom. It’s time for a QUIZ! 1.) Which of the following 2x champions have the reputation of a snake-like busrider? A.) Hakeem OlajuwonB.) Isiah Thomas C.) Kevin Durant D.) Kawhi LeonardE.) Walt Frazier
>>140340922>Jimmy averages more FTA/2FGA>You get more FTs for shots closer to the rim>Still only had 1 FTA more than the memechucking TatBUM>This is supposed to disprove my argumentGo back to spamming and ban evading. You don't know Jack shit about ball.
>>140340896>has zero(0) friends in /o/OH NONONONONONO NOONON NO
>>140341026>only one more FTADude, that is a very, very large difference. Especially when factoring in their usage difference. Also, obviously you're not operating in good enough faith to actually have a discussion, but the fact that the Celtics take a lot of threes does not mean they take a lot of long 2s. That's not how modern basketball works.
>>140340942I'm a trans Celtics fan in case you were wondering
>he made a post>on a different board???>no wayyyy!
In the realm where hardwood echoes ring,Broken bucks feel the weight of a mighty swing.By the Jokic-truck, they're brushed aside,In the court's domain, where champions abide.Jokic, the mechanical spiderman, they say,With limbs that stretch in an agile display.Across the floor, his web is spun,A towering titan, a basketball son.Seven feet tall, a colossus in the game,In his wake, opponents bear his name.With every pass, a master's touch,Nikola Jokic, in whom we trust.
>>140341023Could it possibly be C?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE3_voC3qU
>>140341081>A memechucker should be in the ballpark of a guy that gets 90% of his work done in the paint and mid rangeLike when Warriors fans complain about Currys FT numbers. Kys Celcunt.
>>140340977i kekd
>>140341125Go back to /x/, canada
>171(You)
>>140340567>>140339091How come these shitty little boards have WAY better jannies than this place?
>>140341169What part of Jimmy Butler averages more FTA/2PTFGA was unclear to you, you absolutely braindead mongoloid.
>>140338145Bros a whole day went by and I literally could not get a single like on hinge, I didn't think I was that ugly
>>140341246>I might be a schizo VPN brony, but at least I'm not a cuckoldWeird flex but ok
I;m thinking about thos Celtics
>>140341169>>140341297Also, again, Baitler has a higher FTR than fucking GIANNIS.
interdasting
durant and lebum need to retire.
>297Once more because you're retarded and know absolutely nothing about ball.>Already admits Jimmy takes more shots closer to the paint>It is a undisputed fact that the closer you get to the paint the more likely you are to get FTs because players will attempt to block the shot harder>Jimmy averages only 1 more FT per game than a volume scoring memechucker>Jimmy averages 3 less per game than Giannis >"He's a Le Flopper!"Cross reference 3 point attempts with FTA. Only Luka and Lillard have shot more FTs than your choking faggot.
>black chuds
>>140341354You do know that 2 or people can save and post the same image, right? Retard?
>>140341712>The game is not the sameTHE SEETHE
>>140341731Horsefucker
Miami fans explain this onehttps://www.tiktok.com/@barstoolsports/video/7361209767727041838
>>140341712Uh no I won't go back to Africa whitey don't send me gibs there
>>140338145>>140338145>>140338145>>140338145>>140338145yup, as expectedI'm white btw.>>140341338damn bro that's tough. did you send likes? I get way more matches that way than through people who have liked me
Woofs! :D
>775Oh no I posted the same meme before! How will I ever recover?!?>817>Chinese SpywareI Shan't.
>nigga is linking to tiktok
>>140341893>>140341897>discord filename>/x/
>919>Troon like opinions>/lgbt/
Zhe says as xir posts tranime
>>140341712what's the vid
>>140341817Raise the bannerSmelt the rings
what the fuck happened to this general
Badston fags rings are so old those shits probably accumulating rust lmao
>>140342028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT3jEKtz0O8
>>140342057Yesterday was fine but it's Heat-Celtic day so it has to be Weapschizo's diarrhea dumping grounds now
>>140341681>Jimmy averages 3 less per game than Giannisgiannis is a 65.7% freethrow shooter, and a 64.5% 2pt% shooter. if you foul him on a 2 point play that you've blown, you get a do-over at no cost. it's a tactically good idea, a milder version of hack-a-shaqjimmy is a 85.8% ft shooter, and a 51.4% 2pt% shooter. if you foul him on a 2 point play, you're giving up about .7 points on average and coaches will tell their players not to contest the same way
So true, so true.
>>140342057I made this meme a couple of years ago, and lil bro literally broke mentally ever since they lost to the larriors.
Ant man was fucking terrible last night
Post your starting 5 from your state. Just so you know, nobody's getting past my team.PG: Ja Morant SG: Ray AllenSF: Alex EnglishPF: Zion C: Kevin Garnett
>>140342057Corrupt tranny jannies giving their cryami buttbuddies special treatment
>>140342112Go back to /x/, canada
>>140342117Sasha VezenkovSasha VezenkovSasha VezenkovSasha VezenkovSasha Vezenkov
>>140342057Celturds have lost it.
>>140342118This
>>140341882>did you send likes?Not that many I don't like any girl that posts half naked pictures and that's like 80% of them
>>140342057See>>140340567>>140339091Retards who get banned on other boards don't get banned here for (((some))) reasonRetards
>>140342057Celtic fans are mentally fucking ill.
>>140342117not from ca but sort by ppghttps://www.basketball-reference.com/friv/birthplaces.cgi?country=US&state=CAyou can choose like 2 current or future hall of famers per position
>>140342090>thread was fine before Inceltic started file dumping Interesting to say the least.
>>140342118Yup
when you think about it how TF did a basketball even get to Serbia?Those niggas living in a Fallout hellscape and somehow produced a goat, and the best we can do is OG Anonobody wh don't even claim BritainL UK, L England
>posting on x is bad because..... it just is ok!
>>140342397>zero posts from this flag ITT except this oneLe VPN Incelticsissy
>>140342397Seriously, why is the moderation in this board so dogshit?
>refs robbed the sixers >NBA says refs robbed the Sixers>haha oopise :D
>>140342381who the fuck even are these peoplelike three dude with wikipedia pictures, and one has him holding a tennis racket
>>140342093A players FT percentage has nothing to do with this argument really. I seriously doubt coaches tell their players "Let him shot a uncovered shot, dont contest it all." Only guys that have absolutely no offense at all get that treatment. Jimmy is smart and has excellent footwork. He gets players out of position with his shotfake and makes them pay. He doesn't dangerously flop around like Embiid or truck through everyone like a RB on the goaline (missed charges) like Giannis.Side note I find it amazing that if you go literally anywhere on the internet where people discuss basketball, only Celtwats seem to cry about Jimmy like this.
Tatum is a ringless fraud. Simple as.
>>140342118100%
>>140342067Honestly, a lot of those 1960s rings probably ended up getting sold and eventually melted down over the years. Those players didn't make a lot of money back then. But Bill Russell's first championship ring sold for $705,000 in an auction of couple years ago.
>>140342556Just like Butler
>>140337067the screen resolution we were dealing with in the 70s and 80s
So this place gonna take turns of Jordan vs LeBron debates and Celtics vs Heat schizo wars until LeBron and the Heat get eliminated right?b
>>140337147His modern comp would be Kyrie. Pistol Pete was the original "bag" guy. Probably the most creative ballhandler ever and a lethal outside shooter even before there was a 3-point line. Westbrook isn't a third of the shooter he was and Clark doesn't have a third of the handle.
>>140342651So another week?
>>140342586Despite being ringless, Butler has still overachieved with the teams he has had. Nobody expected a #30 pick with no actual awards to his name surrounded by G-Leaguers to go far at all. When compared to Jayson Tatum who has had stacked teams every single year since coming to the league and has only made the finals once with zero rings. Jayson Tatum seems like the bigger fraud.
Forget a damn library. This nigga is an entire Indian call center.
>>140342651More like until the Celtics get eliminated and the Celticscord goes into hiding.
>>140342666>despite being ringless, Butler [weapschizo excuses]
>>140342651>*Celtics win*>*Celtics schizo shit increase a thousand fold*>This is gonna get better with them winning more I was gonna ask if you're either retarded or a Celtics fan. But I think I can kill 2 birds with one stone here.Celtics fan?
>>140341712>Two good Euros causing this much seething They know it’s gonna get worse for them in like 5-10 years lol?
>>140342666Butler is part of THE PROCESS let's not forget
What are they doing to do in the Lebron doc when the ending is just Lebron going 0-8 in final 2 seasons?
>651>*Unironically looks at this thread and only sees a problem with Heat fans*See?
>>140342699Tell me when I'm telling lies.
>>140342758talk about his upbringing
>>140342758It'll just pretend the mickey mouse ring was his last season
>>140339681I mean... underheated vs. the team that managed to out-choke the Leltics last year. Y'all alright but lmk when y'all beat a real team.
>>140342758I dunno what did Jordan do for his doc in the wizard years?
>>140342775>heatsissy plays the victim after crying to tranny janny>>140342784>heatsissy makes excuses for jimmy because he's having a cup of coffee on his franchise
LeBron will retire yearly and sign short term contracts with favorites just before the postseason for the next decade to cheat rings
>>140342946You still didn't tell me where I'm telling lies.
>>140340607makes me not want to watch the rest of the play offs man
>>140342963>>140342699
>>140342666Come on man, don’t walk into copeposting like this. Jimmy and Tatum can be ringlets together.
>946>Le neutral poster that seethes about the Heat turns out to be the ban evading CelcuntShocking. Truly.
>>140342950Unless he's doing it pro-bono or as a tax break I don't see it happening
>>140342986>>140342993Which part of my post was wrong though?
>>140342950Will he though? He’s basically like a 30 year old Latrell Spreewell at this point.
Why does zhe keep avatarfagging with Jimmy "Ringless" Buttsex while pretending xir understands the sport?
The Lakers really recruited a fucking terrorist as their head coach for 2 years
>>140343008How can king when he no ring? Butler was even a loser at Marquette. He was on a couple really great teams and they still did fuck all.
IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN'T
>>140342758They'll skip through it and go directly into the bronny arc
>>140343045I never said he was a king or even the best player in the conference, just that he did overachieve with the Heat rosters while Tatum underachieved so that makes Tatun the bigger fraud.
>inceltic schizo episodes be like
Man, LeBron needs more help. AD is okay, but he needs good role players too. Look at the Nuggets role players. They got guys like KCP? Imagine if Lakers had a guy like KCP...uh... oh wait a minute
>>140342546>A players FT percentage has nothing to do with this argument reallyit 100% doesif you're talking about absolute freethrow numbers, teams will actively foul a bad ft shooter. look at this chart >>140341468, you think dwight howard or daj would have those numbers if they were good ft shooters? what we're trying to get at is why they have the fta they do, and it's not a cost-benefit thing in jimmy's case, the same way it isn't in embiid's casehe's not nearly as bad as embiid, but "making people pay" by intentionally shooting through someone's arms after a pump fake isn't that enjoyable of a watch either. the league should disincentivize manufacturing your own fouls (ripthroughs, charges getting called defensive fouls, all of it), across the board they penalize defence too much>only CeltwatsI'm a nuggets fan, the reason I know it's a thing was the finals where he kicked ag in the nuts and got 3 freethrows for it
This weap schizo vs inceltic war is like the israel palestine conflict. Two schizos in a stupid war that drag everybody else into it. Bulgaria glazing weap schizo is like an indian that says "total sapport mr netanyahu sarr for the great state of israel sarr"
>>140343113Who did they get for KCP again?
hope the heat memechuck their way to winning a couple games for the memes
>>140343180CAP SPACE
>>140343162I'm more like the Nuke that's killing the librarycel. I'll let you decide which side is getting nuked on your own.
>>140343008The more I argued with them, the more I got to know their dialectics. First they counted on the ignorance of their adversary; then, when there was no way out, they themselves pretended stupidity. If all this was of no avail, they refused to understand or they changed the subjectwhen driven into a corner; they brought up truisms, but they immediately transferred their acceptance to quitedifferent subjects, and, if attacked again, they gave way and pretended to know nothing exactly. Wherever one attacked one of these Celshits, one's hands seized slimy jelly; it slipped through one's fingers only to collect again in the next moment. If one smote one of them so thoroughly that, with /nba/ watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day. The Celtwat did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertions had already been proved true the day before.Often I was stunned. One did not know what to admire more: their glibness oftongue or their skill in lying.I gradually began to hate them.
Meds status?
>>140343162Which one is Israel and which one is Palestine.
>avatarfagging with Stephen fucking A of all people nowA new low for weapsissies
>>140343180KCP, Kyle Kuzma and Montezz Harrell were what the Lakers sent out to get Westbrook from the WizardsAll-timer, worst trade
>118>I'm a Nuggets fanLol, lmao even. And what I said was true only players with no offensive game get treated like that. Howard can only dunk a basketball. That's it.
>>140343280I remember now. Lmao. Rofl.
>>140343204>CAP SPACELeBag status: secured
>As part of a 5-team trade, traded by the Washington Wizards with a 2023 2nd round draft pick (Tristan Vukcevic was later selected), a 2024 2nd round draft pick and a 2028 2nd round draft pick to the Los Angeles Lakers;>the Brooklyn Nets traded Spencer Dinwiddie to the Washington Wizards; the Indiana Pacers traded Aaron Holiday and Isaiah Todd to the Washington Wizards; >the Los Angeles Lakers traded Isaiah Jackson to the Indiana Pacers; the Los Angeles Lakers traded Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Montrezl Harrell and Kyle Kuzma to the Washington Wizards; >the San Antonio Spurs traded Nikola Milutinov to the Brooklyn Nets; the Washington Wizards traded a 2024 2nd round draft pick and a 2025 2nd round draft pick to the Brooklyn Nets; and the Washington Wizards traded Chandler Hutchison and a 2022 2nd round draft pick (Christian Koloko was later selected) to the San Antonio Spurs
>>140343273they are each a little bit of both. very treacherous.
>>140343230Considering the faggot is still ban evading and looking up every meme posted I would say Celshits haven't taken their meds yet.
>>1403433135 team trade is wild B
1. Caruso2. KCP3. Kuzma4. LeBron5. AD6. Austin ReavesHow many rings do they win
>>140343313This meme is so fucked up lmao I almsot feel bad.
Best basketball analysis on YThttps://youtu.be/I5DP9iGzYP
>>140343365This can definitely win one under the right circumstances.
>>140343334>I cried to my janny boyfriend but it didn't workKWABTranime weapsissy
>>140343433https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQHiWQg5rVcRight here.
>>140343334grim, he should take Goku's advice
DERRICK ROSE IS STILL IN THE NBA?????https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Rose#Regular_seasonI thought he was forced to retire like 10 years agoMandela effect
>all these deleted postsI'm pretty sure most of you are ban evading whether it be the inceltic or weapschizos. Can't we all just get along? :)
>>140343365god I miss Godruso so fucking much. Pls trade him Bluce. I don't even care if my Lakies get him or if he goes to another teaam, just please stop holding him hostage.
>>140343365Probably none but could definitely win 2 or 3 games against the nuggets.
>>140343480your neglected brain is not evidence of any mandela effect
>>140343531Except the Cavs are mid AF and the magic play ball like it's 2003 or someone.
>>140343365This team would have beat the Warriors in 2022 and beat the celtics in the finalsIdk about last year
>>1403433650
If you only have one dark skinned nigga in your starting line-up you not winning.
Date a live bros, the ending is coming... Just like the end of the season for the Lakeshits and hopefully the Celshits.
>>140343626G league team
gamethread>>140343698>>140343698>>140343698>>140343698>>140343698>>140343698
>>140343626dark skin niggas are good for 3+D role players and that's it
>>140343484Proof? None my posts got shit canned from what I can tell
I thought MPJ's back was supposed to explode years ago. How has he stayed healthy?
>>140343749Sacrificed his brothers to Yahweh
Naz Reid is YOUR 6th man of the year!
>>140343749Stopped doing extraneous things like passing and defending.
>>140343817Kitty Kat is so fraudulent that the team needed to trade everything for a real big man and then KAT's backup is the 6th man winner lmao
>>140343531Is the Magic/Cavs series super defensive? I've seen oldheads hype Mavs/Clips up because it's very 90s/early 00s adjacent>>140343775>>140343817Naz Reid
>>140343817won by 2 votes, damnhttps://twitter.com/nbapr/status/1783266894952218706?s=46
>>140337607>>kawhi>only 1 ranghuh?
what do the suns do this off season, after being swept
Dame and KD have to be the biggest coomers in the league rn. They seem to follow every random IG thot whose profile I click on
>>140344169They need to trade Beal to Miami. Just get some picks back.
>>140344172why does kd act like he isnt a rich 7 foot tall nba player?
>>140343531The Cavs-Magic series hasn't even been competitive. I like the Magic, but they haven't shown up yet. Maybe on their homecourt they'll show some fight.
>>140344214Too bad about that no trade clause.
>>140343910
>>140343287whoa, you cracked the code, I watched 2 celtics games total this season and posted "PSWAT MY GOAT" 500x and only watched knicks-6ers in the east so far to construct a fake persona and win meaningless anonymous arguments. I see now I was wrong to try and fool such a wily miami fan, obviously everyone on earth is a coked out cubano or a pedo irish priestfucking retard
>>140344214Lol I would've taken a shot on him before the season. But now with talks of him coming off the bench paired with his play, I wouldn't want him at all. He's currently the worst contract in the NBA. Herro has this series to turn things around. If he doesn't, we should reopen those trade talks we were having with the Nets
>>140344271He would waive it for Miami.
>Doris Burke isn't commentating the Heat Celtics gameLETS GOOOO
>>140344328...anyways go Celtics go!
>>140344213meant for>>140343531
>>140343749Reminder this nota used to be raw vegan. Literally so retarded it’s hard to describe. It’s no surprise he had brittle bones and it’s a wonder he’s still able to play.
good night heatxisters
wait westbrook isnt even the 6th man on his team? and people hype him up?
>>140337075You don't, you find a waifu instead.
>>140340122Besides the Jordan era the Bulls are among the worst franchises as far as success goes. They've made like 3 ECF in the 41 years without Jordan and two of those were in the mid 70s.
>>140344587yes we do. you wouldnt understand.
>>140344650holy shit taste
westGOAT
Heat got magnet ball right now.
>>140344706They were in the western conference in the 1970s
Spo already figured out the Celtics defensively. Too bad his talent sucks at scoring so it probably won't mean anything anyways.
Jaime can't win with these cats.
>thibs voted as the coach you’d less want to play forIs thibodeau dare I say, a cusual filter?
>>140337075It all depends on where you live bro
pingus gonna put himself in foul trouble
holy refball
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!But seriously we sweep with Jimmy.
The Nuggets would eat the Celtics alive holy shit.
>literally the best the heat have shot from 3 in a half all year>still losingcant make this shit up
>>140345608Gaylen needed a crazy self 11-2 run to barely beat a hospital heat team by halfGrim
Celtics are clearly still frauds. They just go on runs, go cold, go on runs. Any team with a consistent defense and offense destroys them.
Pingy zingy is due for another injury soon. Then the Heat will win this series.
>sam hauser doesn't randomly come off the bench to score 15 straight 3 pointers>celtics only up 3
>>140345802>>140345843How Celtics got both Tingus pingus and Jrue Holiday is still a mystery for me.
I’m dating black queen for the first time ever bros what should I expect Should I talk about basketball
>>140346327Memphis panicked because of the Ja suspension and Washington is just retarded in general.
>>140346487just be normal
>gaytum gets free throws for a clear charge
nothing feels better than cumming inside a black woman
>>140346569She looks out of my league desu
Tatum killin em with that spin
ULTIMATE CHOKER
Gamethrwad>>140347176>>140347176
>>140346894yeah well she's gonna be out of your contacts if you go "you guys like basketball right?"
>>140346487Most women don't care about sports, regardless of race.
>having their best shooting night of all time>barely win
>>140340555>he didn't bail on his team because they weren't good enough for his ringchasing timelineInstead he would have chosen to stay quiting on his team if the bulls traded pippen.
>>140347264Celtics gad their best shooting night in franchise history during game one too. Kinda crazy how this happens back to back.
This might be the most grim thing I've ever witnessed.
>>140347605what happened I'm not watching
>another series where the Heat are simply unconscious from 3 against the Celtics Nice defense Bozolla>>140347264this happens literally everytime for the celtics against the heattheir D on 3 is simply garbage against them
>celshits
>>140347624The Heat are one minute away from beating the Celtics in Boston without Jimmy or Rozier. If they don't choke this.
ngl I thought the celtics would sleepwalk to the finals. This really just makes me lose even more respect for the east, but props to the heat
tatum aint him
Nuggies will eat this Celtics alive I'm afraid
>>140347658that's not grim that's funny
Porzingis just needs to stand in the corner like he did on the Mavs this nigga disappointed tonight man
heat - thundies all dawg final
>>140347654My wife
Tatum scoring in garbage time
td garden evacuation in progress
Looks like my Knick dodged a bullet :)
disappointed, but not surprisedsackless bunch of bitches
Boston had to dominate this series to escape the allegations, and so far the allegations remain legitimate.
i'm honestly worried the celtic spammer in this general might off himself if the celtics lose this series. just want to say i love you bro and appreciate your memes and enthusiasm.
LMAOOOOO
OH NO NO NO NO WHERE THE INCELTIC FANS GOING?!?!?!FAIRWEATHER FANS
heat in 5
The heat from the 3 cooks the inceltic.
You niggas really thought the Celtics wouldnt choke? Really? Like, for real?
Pathetic franchise created by larping ""irish"" Boston faggots
This is Luka's fault.
Pacers vs Timberwolves NBA Finals this year, thanks Miami Heat for blowing the East wide open :)
>Fans in Boston?
Someone get a shot of Porziggers face
larry bird rolling in his driveway right now
im going to do it bros…
>celshitsINCELTIC ARE YOU OKAY?
OK Denver wins the finals easily.Turns out the Celtics were frauds all along.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I need a HerroI'm holding out for a Herro 'til the end of the nightHe's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fastAnd he's gotta be fresh from the fightI need a HerroI'm holding out for a Herro 'til the morning lightHe's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soonAnd he's gotta be larger than lifeLarger than life
Boston just doesn't have the heart to win it
LOL
>>140347900>-33KWAB
>Tingus>White>Brown
>>140347911kek
>>140347934the woofs are the only ones with a chance
>>140337067Kek. Celtics actually thought they can build a team around Brown and Tatum. They are notorious choking bums, prove me wrong.
GO HEAT!
CELTICS LOST AT FUCKING HOME TO A HEAT TEAM WITHOUT JIMMY BUTLERI FUCKING REPEATCELTICS LOST AT FUCKING HOME TO A HEAT TEAM WITHOUT JIMMY BUTLER
>Celshits
If Boston finds a way to choke this series away this has got to be the worst playoff collapses of all time. Considering how injured the Heat are right now.
kwabI thought the inceltics were the best team in the nba
>>140347934>Turns out the Celtics were frauds all alongOnly actual mouthbreating, extra-chromosomed, large-browed, drooling retards thought they wouldnt
inceltic ducking the smoke again
>>140347940
celtics are on fraud watch now even if they win the next 3 games
>>140347964>
I know Jovic had like 10 turnovers but he looked impressive for a 20 year old.
>>140347996honestly if the celtics don't win the championship it's an all time worst playoff collapse
Kneel.Apologize.Now.
Another year another BIG FAT L FOR THE LETICS
>>140348018CUTE
>>140347940Herrogod, I kneel
in order to cope I'm gonna have to falseflag as not a celtics fan tonight, I hope you understand
>>140348026Perkins curse
Spoelstra is a fucking God doing this shit with those players
>>140348007No Woof slander is tolerated in these generals
Laugh at Boston all you want cryami. We're still winning this series.Celtics in 6
my dawg zinger wont shoot like this twice celtics in 5
Tatum bricking those two free throws was actually pathetic
Heat in 5
>>140348076Based
I'm DAWG posting.Try to stop me. WOOF WOOF
>>140348043We know, inceltic. Have fun.
>>140348024
>playoff Jayson is not a thing
Remember everyone saying at the start of the playoffs that if this Boston team doesn't make it to at least the conference finals that it would be a major disappointment? These niggas might not even make it past the first round kek
Can't wait to see which slutty zommer celebs will be sitting sideline in Miami for game 3 :) :) :)
>>140348026Based retarded take perk as always, heat win the next two bet
>>140348049the fuck is wrong with that wolf on the left
>>140348112>>140348112>>140348112New
AND NEW KWABOTY
celticsbros... it's over...
>>140348076
>>140348019Everything wrong with the Celtics just got exposed hard tonight. Even if they make the finals, which is still likely if not guaranteed, I think they will get embarrassed by the Nuggets or the Wolves or the Mavs
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>140347900Hey at least he isn't injured for most of the series and is not averaging more than 4 rebounds, like he was with the Mavs.
its only a "feel-out" game.
>>140350225we got them figured out,they're in trouble now ...
