>Lap:#7043>Countdown to Florida Man GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>140331766>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:211 (208 starts)>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:51>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:183>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Pain72>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 110 (+25)PER: 85 (+15)LEC: 74 (+12)SAI: 69 (+10)NOR: 58 (+18)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 195 (+40)Ferrari: 151 (+22)McLaren: 96 (+22)Mercedes: 50 (+8)Aston Martin: 40 (+7)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 387.23 (+51.12)HAM: 386.39 (+82.51)SAR: 277.35 (+59.30)>News:Max Verstappen wins the 2024 Chinese Grand Prix"I don't know why he's not looking at the car in-front" - Riccciardo on StrollDaniel Ricciardo receives 3 place grid penalty for next race and 2 penalty points for overtaking under safety carProposed changes for the points systemMax Verstappen has now won 50% of races since the last time F1 raced in ChinaScuderia Ferrari HP announces HP as their new title sponsor
miga (salo)
gimi (gimi)
With Rosberg in the points system. Its perfect as it is.
gimi
hamilton (shit)
alex albon (she)
formula (yep)
Funny and quirky 4chan haha I'm gonna go tell my friends at reddit about this place
amx
>>140344710kwab (kwab)
>>140344710you know you can just enjoy yourself and not worry about feeling cringe to imaginary internet strangers on another website you fucking killjoy
>>140344710EL UNITEDSTATIANO SEÑORES
>>140344710go back
>>140344756I had fun killing your fun actually it's all irie mon
>>140344397solid crossbody
>>140344893I hope someone has fun killing you(r fun)
>only lets anglos, black anglos and medshitters drive their carsname a more cucked shithole
>>140344920thanks
>>140344967you're welcome
When was the last time you truly experienced joy watching Formula 1? (Schadenfreude from Hamilton's KWABs doesn't count)
>>140345027idk
>>140345027probably before 2013
>>140345027I do every weekend that amx wins.not only because he won but also the amount of KWABening that ensues on social media
There are lots of 12 year olds who haven't been alive long enough to experience globohomo fatigue who don't enjoy Max winning.
>>140345181Based
lol
>>140345027see >>140345181
>>140345027probably gimi in the lotusstill dont know why that thing was so quick
>I need literal whos with no followers and no likes on twitter to be upset to enjoy formula 1
conceptualize how good the 2020 racing point was that checo won a race from last and stoll had 2 podiums
>>140345410They're just good drivers bro don't think about it
wheres your gf?
>>140345410If the 2020 racing point was so good then why hasn't it won a race in the last four years?
>>140345532tfw no
>>140345560poor Moose, he deserved better
>>140345560oh
Lewis R. Hamilton, who is a big fan of Kevin R. Nash.
>>140345532it’s 2016 + 8 could you imagine for one second not having an gf
>>140345027Spygate and Brawn. Banter is off the charts during that time.
>>140344949F1 being concentrated on the UK has its drawbacks compared to most racing series. Its adoption and piranha system is both its greatest strength and weakness.
>>140346012
>>140346368>t.
>HPIt's over
>>140346438>didn't even watch the webm
>>140346368look at the lips on that boy, he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
>>140346472damn, you're right, i just watched the first 2 seconds
>2014 is 10 years agooh jesus fuck
F1 press conferences for this feel?
>>140346559it's okay kev
HPosi bros how are we feeling
It makes sense, HPs customer service is on par with Ferraris pitwall
>>140346639based anti fag nigga
>>140345532She's still being processed through ukrainian customs.
>>140346639one day ill find out how normalfags find the energy to give a shit about anything honest to god grassrunoffmoding these days
>>140346639So fucking based. Uganda for Ugandans. F1 for racists.
Would Honda/Toyota make a full return to F1? The remaining challenge is the logistics/expertise one for Japanese teams. Audi is the metronome for non-UK based teams once they enter. Motorsport concentration is part of the competition as is logistics/employment laws.
>spend $39 + tax on HP ink cartridge >install it into your HP printer/scanner>still print out blanks>call HP customer service>tell them about my issue>"copy, we are checking"
>"I don't know why he's not looking at the car in-front" - Riccciardo on Stroll>ric almost plowed the car in frontKwab
hp is the protagonist of printer ink manufacturers
it's late night gimi time
>>140347275>2:16go to bed
>>140347314>71pulling an all-nighter because of uni, at least it reminded me to come here for the first time in months
>>140347398>im dumb because i dont know youre up for a reasontake a dirt nap instead. out of patience for niggas today. done trying to be decent
>>140347499your fate was sealed the moment your country's average iq got posted
>>140347664seal your fucking casket i was trying to be nice telling you to go to bedfuck all of ytou
>>140347827>seal your fucking casket
>>140345027https://youtu.be/wIYPuzWCCSw?si=efeKdm9KaNm9wTX0&t=123Ive enjoyed Max domination overall but when they came out with the new regs with Max and LeClrec battling it out i was so hype we were about to enter an amazing post merc dominance golden era of RB and Ferrari battling it out since the cars were even at the time. And then only one team got the car right going forward.
>>140347827lel thanks for lechuckle eclerc
Willie wanting that Hoonigan tuned by Williams opportunityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZH81oKdCA&t=26s
>>140346736Hungry
Give me more ferrari pictures to put the HP logo on please
>>140349259I wanted to do this one but I don't feel like getting my computer
haitch pee
>>140349314Here you go chief, feel free to save it, its all yours
>>140349402tongue the clit
>>140349402[REDACTED]
>>140349402Clockwise and counter clockwise tongue rotations on the clit, then the ol' two finger shocker.
>nearly a month afterwards to invalidate a race resultDamn and I thought F1 was gay
Patochads on top
>>140349637they noticed fuckery in long bitch supposedly and then went diggingthey were doing the equivalent of drs before drs enabled
>>140345027Singapore 2023Ever since the mercedes decided to make a double pit stop under a virtual safety car everything went from 0 to 100
>time passedunironically thoughwhen?
>>140349637what'd they do
Me to any anti-chuck wanker
>>140349841>get drunk every day>don't remember shittruly the scholar's problem
>>140350029rhe fifth is non acting
surprise!
>>140349951
>>140349998You want to jerk off Chuck haters
>formula AI cars don't have haloshumanbros...
>>140349259when did edd leak over to reddit?
>>140350573Last week
An idea just occurred to me that grill the grid ought to be reworked into a jeopardy/university challenge format with buzzers and allThough amx would predictably be the first to buzz and thus always take the correct answers
LBJ was onto something when he wanted to nuke south east asia
>>140351075F1 equivalent of I'm afraid we need jungle?
>>140350196Why is he like that
>>140351413he's french
>>140351413just like el ratto
America next.
>>140351413He's the car going around the outside in that video.
>>140350196Does /f1/ think what sainz did as based or cringe?
F1 needs to go back to Indianapolis. I'd trade all 3 races to see them go around the banked turns again
>>140344710Based
>>140351963now call me based
>live in miami >it’s cheaper to go to Mexico or Canada for the GP than the tickets hereGrim
>>140351920based, fuck chuck le cuck. next year we are all chuckers tho
>>140351920hard racing is always based
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>140352102
>>140351920chuck is a bitchbut also gave up 2 places to Perez
>>140351233Roosevelt>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LBJ
>>140351920basedwhat does he gain from playing the team game?
>>140351930F1 at Sebring or Road America would be nice.
>>140352405Watkins Glen over Sebring, but a November race at Road America would be awesome. It would be a counter-desert race about keeping the tires in temperature instead of keeping them cool
>>140352038>>live in miamiGrim
SON OF A GUN
Good morninghttps://www.racefans.net/2020/05/27/classic-f1-gallery-1990-monaco-grand-prix/monaco-grand-prix-monte-carlo-mc-24-27-05-1990-15/
>>140352369>what does he gain from playing the team game?/thread
>>140345027Most of 2022. That was pretty good season that had potential to be great.
TD22
>>140350077CUTE
>>140347314Don't America have better problems to fix than build that ball?
>>140352864nopeball is life
>>140350077what happened to ironic cute and funny posting? did indonesia ruin it by being unironic?
>>140353114Fr fr OHHHHHH!
What do I call this flip?
>>140353341You can call me whatever you like OHHHHH!!!
>>140353341Frontflip, backflip.
I wanna race
>>140353348Kickflip, heelflip, lateflipFront salad, back salad, front blunt
>>140353380continue
>>140353380Without trace?
>>140352674god I fucking hate AI slop like this
>>140345027These few corners in Bahrain 2022 when Leclerc played Verstappen like a fiddle, but it's been all downhill from there and I barely watched since
>>140353432WHY NOT??? Why not?
>>140353439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGUy86xnzc
>>140353303nobody wants to be mistaken for the indononce fake flagging
IT'S REAL>ISRAELIT'S REAL
i just want an all gold season for the golden boyis that too much too ask, hopefully he gets it next year. each year he gets closer
>>140353492looks good
>>140353492The new BMW sauber looks pretty cool
>>140353492bro forgot to disable the backface geometry casting shadowsLivery looks good though, can't wait to see Charles put it in a wall
>>140345027it's been more of a chore than anything else to have to watch F1 the last couple of years. I don't really look forward to it anymore, it's just a task I have to finish every other Sunday.wait.. I just realized that that "couple of years" has basically been a decade. fuck
>>140353492Alpha Tauri if tue
I'm in love with my coworker
>>140353555ask him on a date then it's not that hard
>>140353555many such casesf1 related topic btw
Hülkenberg will be 40 with over 300 races by the time his Audi contract ends.Say what you want about him but nobody turnt his career around considering it was supposed to be over at the end of 2019 when he was just 32.
>>140353555go for itf1 related because picrel
>>140353571>>140353576It's a woman, so I have no fucking clue what to do.Fart on her to lay my musk?
>>140353555just sit it out for a month. 90% chance it'll fade away.
>>140353605women are not f1 related, can't help sorry
>>140353605what type of wo-man
>>140353608But her hair is black and her eyes are blue. What's a man to do
>>140353492nice fanart https://twitter.com/ChrisPaulDesig1/status/1783199708296667214
>>140353492N.A.R.T
>>14035362016-20 likely fucks like a rocket
I've been in love with this girl for 5 yearswe're both singlewe talk everydayI never tried a move
>>140353638>tf>tpget her drunk
>>140353638It's because you keep it in your imagination that you could have a chance and by making a move and getting rejected you lose that.Had a crush on a chick at 14 and was told by her friends that she said I looked good but I never did anything with it, now I'm 28 and nowhere regarding women, so choose wisely.
sauber driver lineup is dogshit. there's a chinaman, and they cant drive, its scienceand then there's a guy who's far more invested in bicycling than in f1 (possibly a coping mechanism for being broken by Sir Lewis Hamilton)
>>140353620
>>140353669The MILF is hotter than Bianca.
>>140353653>now I'm 28 and nowhere regarding womenahahaahahcouldn't be meah-
>>140353653>I'm 28 and nowhere regarding womenWhy not?
>33>love and lostI'm coping about my paycheck until I get a sugarbaby desu
>>140353694Not giving you a 1500 words long essay about the blackpill but basically I'm not a chad nor a multi-millionaire.
Good morning any tips for f1 manager23 question
I've dated Professinsl Athletes, Heads of Custpmer Relations at top race teams, Beauty Pagent winners, and NFL cheerleaders.Right now im sitting here lonely while my best friend is dating a 400lb whale and couldn't be happier.
>>140353714Why does this happen?
>>140353721standardsI'm good looking but not a himbo, so most pretty girls don't like hearing me rant about how the color of cars in the US changed after 9/11 from the bright colors of the 90s to the beige and gem colors of the 2000s.Fat girls put up with that
>>140346639Based nigga
Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink
>>140353820you wish
Has there any F1 driver that was good at skateboarding? Skateboarding seems like a hidden skill that every types of people can have, but I never saw a single driver on a board
>>140350196>Proceeds to cut the part where Chuck easily passes him afterKek. The Hamilton Silverstone 2022 special
>>140353621I understand. I'm a huge sucker for blue eyes.yet I never had a blue eyed gf...
>>140353858skateboarding is a street skill unless you're the son of a legendnone of these silver spoon kids have ever been close to that environment
>>140353820>>140353871I'm starting to think he doesn't have enough normie appeal anymore to stay in f1 after 2023. whatever he once had is gone now
>>140353875this
What happened to Alpine's Hollywood money injection?
>>140353949still races to go in the 100 race plan
>>140353949What happened to blackberry?
>>140353620>tfw no tomboy gf
>>140354020GOOD post
free my nigga vips
>>140354086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
>>140354020my prayer has been answered
>>140353492alpha tauri is back?? based!
The truth hurts lads, I'll never see jorj the same way again
>>140354444did you fap to that image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XRqDZsQLfwmore baby blue Ferraris incoming
>>140354444would cum on her chin and do the mewing finger slide
>>140353989Folded
>>140354459>>140354475The blue pill is the easy way out, that's why I'm hereThink about this the next time you see Sophia's nasty ass
>>140354495What the hell? WHAT THE HELL???
>>140354507And simps here think this will be any different>22yogrim
So glad LeFraud and Fraudmilton are both getting turbo exposed.
>>140354495but did you? don't be shy, we're all anonymous here
>Antonelli will drive for Williams in 2025>Antonelli will drive for Mercedes in 2025>Antonelli will drive for Williams from Monza onward>Antonelli will drive for Williams from Imola onward---You are here--->Antonelli will replace Hamilton from Imola onward>Antonelli will replace Hamilton from Miami onward and marry Gina-Maria Schumacher
>>140354557Hell no lmaoI could dive into my folder of exes and fond women way more beautiful than her, let alone just googling "big boobs woman"
Is it common that WEC drivers crash right when the have the rolling start?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39NkGjqYmRUSeems like their cars are also getting too big for classic race tracks.
>>140354444Quads for Ella.
>>140354583Rolling starts are so gay. I only respect series that have standing starts.
>>140354606they have too many cars for a standing start
>>140354609>Boo-hoo there are too many carsMake more grid boxes you cunts
>>140354609Don't care, no excuses, do it anyway.
>>140354626>[Deleted]why?
test
u want rotary sports car ?too bad ! ! ! u get electric suv ! ! !
>>140354653>electric suvAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>140354573
>>140354668Does Finland even have electricity?
>>140354680No we use slaves
>>140354692Are the Danes rrnyneally that cucked?
>>140354680Yes. And we have 220 volts compared to your 110 volts, bitch.
>>140354717Honestly surprised that LeChuck didn't kneel. He seems too nice to not fold to peer pressure.
>>140354765IIRC he eventually started kneeling because of peer pressure.
>>140354709the Fat fingers of Fresno
>>140354781none of the non kneelers started kneeling but many kneelers stopped doing that -yuki, checo, bottas, magnussen for example
>>140354795I remember this because I used the pre race kneelings for exposure votes in 2021. also bottas stopped kneeling exactly when he signed the alfaromeo contract
https://twitter.com/ScuderiaFerrari/status/1783436482511818969IT'S UP
>>140354886>we could get used to this
>>140354717>ynr Homolton interrogating the non-kneelers
Public vpn service that I've been using doing some kinda crack down on russian servers now. It's bad enough that shit is blocked by goberment, you also have to deal with gookmoot range ban shit. It's just incredible how many people are trying to keep me away from posting on /sp/ now. I'm not giving that asshole 20 bucks on principle. I'll never pay someone money for giving me ass rape. Is this how brown people feel like IRL? Literally dindu nuffin to deserve this, I was a good boy.
>>140355040if you were a good boy you'd get enough people and overthrow the fuckers who govern youtor is also fucked here, right? Or does it work? I haven't tried accessing this site through tor in ages. guess you can look into it.
>>140354943what? really?also, didn't Max say "keep the politics out of sport", or something like that, at some point?
>>140355040Just kill Putin, bro.
I'm blue, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diI'm blue, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
>>140355040>he doesn't move to Kazakhstan to impregnate prime trad pussy and settle a 100 acre farm in the plainsGet a load of that guy
>>140355329Have you seen how a non-bleached Kazakh looks like? Then again, everyone here is a weeb so you probably like those uggos.
https://twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1783453037568114727Amazing
What boomers Maclel fans think of current McLaren? Must be pretty weird to see your current team turn into Boyband of F1.
>>140355515They enjoy, just like daddy Zak does.
>>140355515I think they left
simply don't support teamscannay fathom the thought of barracking for a team with two gay cunts for piloti
>>140355515I do not recognize orange as McLaren.
>>140355579WHY NOT??? Why not?
>>140355349>Have you seen how a non-bleached Kazakh looks like?Yeah, Aryan happas? Sign me the fuck up
>>140355722?? The man itself is driving there by the way
>>140355579teams are the only thing worth supporting because the car is 90% of the sport
Max has no sauce, no aura. They're having to use Hamilton as a marketing force
>>140355157Also, wasn't it just Max and only 2 other guys who didn't kneel a single race? Based
>>140355845>Max has no sauceI don't think so OHHHH!!!!
>>140344710The Rodent of Reddit
>what's wrong with you? why are you blue?
>>1403558577 drivers never kneeled
>>140345027Hulk being P2 last year in Austria and Canada
>>140355885I'm blueDa ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di
>>140353492even wilhelms...
>>140346586Im closer to 50 than 20
>>140355982I'm closer to 50 than to 30.
>I didn't get the job
got the job lads
>>140356065Amazing! Congratulations!
Sers, we are Blue
>应该没啥可能,没办法和安东内利争,索博这里也不好搞,霍肯博格要过来,所以希望剩下的赛季拿出点表现,证明自己,说不定能去haas吧
>>140356139Why would you do that horrible thing to your own mother?
not a fan of this flip AI
>>140356111Benetton chads rise up
>>140356038teller of truth>>140356065teller of lies
>>140356165yeah it's been really cringe for awhile
>>140356038>2020 sakhir
>>140356149Still better than having to feast from Pagpag.
>>140356222What's wrong with that?
>>140356165Why? WHY?!
Business Idea: A Champion's leage equivalent second division for F1 where teams like Andretti and HAAS can fight other shitters for the chance to be promoted to the top league. Use second-tier tracks like Hockenheim and Brand's Hatch and alternate weekends where F1 isn't on where possible, but identical rulesets/budget caps/etc. Worst team in the main division has to battle to avoid relegation to ShitterLeague, adding massively high stakes to the back of the grid. I started this as a shitpost, but I think it might actually be a great idea.
>>140356165WHY NOT??? Why not?
I've had the job for twenty years this July
>>140356290No australia, it spelled ' the clap'
>>140356038Feel bad for Sarge, all the americans are going to rip him one when he comes home and asks his family "Wos for dins mum?"
>>140356321WE'RE HAVIN GATORS SON
>>140356303i'll clap your hole mate
>>140356303Anon that reminds me I need to have a chat with your mum
>>140356303gottem
Promotion and relegation system in F1 sound like a good idea desu.
>>140355885Sorry there was this hot chick cult leader that got me into taking Silver and now my skin is like this
>>140356303Hehehe
Good morning friends
>>140356399>hope for competition at the front of the grid is so low that now we have to make the back of the grid a death racekek
>>140356433It would also turn the front of League 2 into a deathrace, Alpine versus Sauber desperately scrapping for promotion while their clown cars fall apart around them could be fun.
>>140356339YEE HAW MAW
>>140354653You can get an RX-8 for 10K and realize shortly after why rotary engines are memes and got dropped
>>140356417hello indian
>>140356485How do u know?
i can smell you from here
>>140356471I tried to gif search a toroid engine because I derped and thought that was the shape of a rotary housing, but actually it's this monstrosity. Cursed 2026 doughnut engine regs.
>>140356471yeah but the RX-8 was worse than all its predecessors, right?fun story, I know a guy who bought a cheap flywheel for his RX-8, and the thing exploded: some shrapnel went through the dashboard and out
>>140356517That's a Wanker engine, not a Wankel you silly billy
>>140356529Justified reaction, it rejected the inferior components and tried to punish the operator.
nearly bought a rx8 pre holocough was $4,5k audsometimes wish i did. would have been a learning experience
when I get my next job I'm getting a GT86 and there's nothing you can do about it
>>140356539
>>140356560Based. Everyone I've met who drives them never shuts up about how easy they are to work on.
>>140356597But it's a Boxer engine
>>140356597kek, yeah I know the engine is a mess and the torque suck but it's either this or an overengineered 300.000km BMW if I want a fun RWD for cheap
>>140356516rude
>>140356529It was worse than the RX-7 due to being mass produced but better than the rest. And even then, both need too many rebuilds through their lifetime, drink more oil than the average "sports" car all for a miserable 200hp, it's basically a retard magnet.
Is this the formula? question
>>140356743we are checkingplease focus on the posting ok
>>140356729this is blue board
>>140356743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZwlUoInNgyep
>>140356729The blood cells of a horseshoe crab thinking they're going to the gills when in fact a medical company is harvesting them
Scuderia Ferrari HP seems like an odd name.
https://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/f1-adrian-newey-red-bull-abgang-ferrari/>Adrian Newey is set to leave Red Bull according to AMuS. We expect him to announce his decision soon.
>>140356917No he just managed to bend the air so swiftly around him that light just slips on him, hence why people have a harder time seeing him at Milton Keynes
>>140356917NEWEY R'LYEH FHTAGN
>>140356917>old white man to ferrarino amazing african-american engineers?
So which company will Williams pick up to attach to their name since they'll be the only one left once we get Mastercard Mclaren F1 Team?
>>140345027Peak was AMX beating pewis on the last lapClose second was Pewis locking up in Baku in the same season (kino overload)
>>140356571>kino livery> kino uniforms> kino driversfuck, and now we have a shitty crypto scam with mountain dew tier colors
>>140356917True if big OHHHH!!!
>Ferrari finally get fucking Airbender.>meanwhile Audi get fucking Key.
>>140353620Rolling
>>140357101It’s joever
Throw away the Key!
>>140357024MYPROTEIN Williams
>>140356222T. Pork knuckle enjoyer
>>140356917uhh bros aren't amus usually good
>>140357024Wendy's Williams
>>140357125Put your key inside my keyhole OHHHH!!!!
>>140345027kmag pole sao paolo
>>140354669Girl from the back checking her out.
>>140356917It's either Aston Ferrari or Retirement
>>140357165i will mercilessly rape you with utmost brutality
ayo airman to ferrari horse penis
>>140357157the baconator nascar was quite literally goated with the sauce
>>140357201AYO EVERYONE.IT'S KERMIT'S ARSEHOLE!!!!
>>140353638Any shot you didn't take is a shot you lose.
If you were a rookie driver in F1, whom would you rather have as your teammate? Some shitter like Sarge to make you look good, or an experienced veteran like Alonso to mentor you?
>>140357196Aston for British smugness.
>Newey to Ferrari>Verstappen to Mercedes>RIC & TSU to RB>Perez & Lawson to VCARB
>>140357215
>>140356917this is all toto's lies. i will not believe this.
>>140357239A shitter, beating your teammate is the better for your brand than getting beat by a vet that is "teaching" you
>>140356917>source: just believe us bro!
>newey to ferrari Hamilton did it again. It's fucking over.
>>140357239if i were a rookie driver in F1 i would drive into lewis hamilton killing him on spot
ANuS is NOT a reputable publication
>>140357239An experienced veteran that make me the GOAT when I'm beating him because I'm simply that great.
>>140357326Fucking racist
>>140357201
>>140347941Why do you enjoy slurp?
>>140357040It's >MTN DEWnowget it right
>>140357324Mf has an 8 ball fr
>>140353492Shell logo in its normal colours kind of ruins it.
>>140357324>trusting anything the media says about RBReminder that according to the media Horner should have quit, Newey should be in Aston Martin and Verstappen should be slated to drive for Mercedes next year.
>>140356917What will the cope be when AMX beats the shit out of everyone else without newey?
>>140357417Hamilton is too blessed
>>140354020You are gay and was raped as a child.
Newey is said to be unhappy about the power struggle in the team and does not want to be completely relegated to the RB17 hypercar project. The heart of the thoroughbred engineer is still in Formula 1. Even though Newey no longer designs every screw of the car on his beloved drawing board, he is the brilliant mind behind the concept of the seven world champion cars of the British racing team.Star designer Adrian Newey wants to leave Red Bull. Team boss Christian Horner wanted to send the Englishman to the RB17 hypercar project. Is Newey already free in 2025?It is still unclear when Newey will be able to leave Red Bull. Officially, his contract runs until the end of 2025. That is when the Red Bull RB17 will also be on wheels. Initial sales talks with potential customers of the super sports car have already been held. However, according to rumors, Newey wants to be free for new tasks by the end of 2024. >lost honda>lost neweyHorner needs to go
>>140354444Unrelated to Formula 1.
Horner raped me last year
>>140357424>implying
>>140357417The team is called Red Bull you dumb fuck.>>140357424It will mean he just has the best car with a mid teammate again.
>>140357326Murder is bad.
>>140357491So true!
>>140357491Incorrect.
>bong just now scrolling through the thread (You) farming at a post a minute
>Murder is bad.
>>140357505Of course you would think it's okay, how many innocent Ukrainian people have you killed today?
>>140357505the butcher of bucha
>>140357515
>>140357440newey is pure shit, bro
Remember to shout gimi when ww3 starts so I don't commit any war crimes against you. Unless you are from Indonesia.
>>140357578but do you know your indogs from your pinoys, thais or malays?
>>140357239Alonso got shit on by Ocon, m8
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>>140357515Sorry I was late to the thread I went to bed at 4am last night because I spent midnight watching dark comedy.
>>140357585I'm gonna shout "gimi OHHH!!!"
>>140357424Horner, Schmitz, & Callum.
>>140357585Shit. I guess they are just unlucky then.
>>140357578WW3 ain't happening unless I take part in it so it will never happen.
>>140357596i'm committing war crimes (rape) against you in particular
>>140357594>I spent midnight watching dark comedy
>>140357438>liking women makes you gayfaggot, and why are you still going on about child rape?
>>140357617No straight males should be attracted to females with short hair.
>>140357491sometimes you have to do bad things for greater good.
>>140357585Only the Thai's would survive it.
>>140357596>>140357614Gonna join in
>>140357636that's a pretty retarded take but okayand to begin with, not all tomboys have short hair
>>140357636Gay faggot. Tomboys are superior.
>>140357615It's where I got my child rape jokes from.
>>140357636>the guy calling people trannies in every thread is a massive fagmany such cases
>>140353620I like my women "not crazy"
>>140357675It's much shorter than what the average females have.
>>140357636Gay
>>140357636bong too retarded to comprehend that people are different and like different thingsare you a literal 5 years old or mentally challenged? because you sure sound like one
>>140357592isn't that just F1TV?
formule één
>>140353989Unironically chinese spies
>>140357745No I believe in freedom of expression.
>>140357636correctif the hair is shorter than the dick it's gay
>>140357772>tfare you chinese? do you know it first hand?
china last
>>140356917>Hamilton does some retarded move and goes to ferrari the team that kill careers>Suddenly newey is hired by ferrari
>>140357750not quite. you don't need to sign up with f1 to view it and you don't get to choose what you watch. it's all scheduled and there will be ads
>>140353989They thought they were too big to fail and that they didn't need to adapt to the evolution of phone to smartphone.Still have my Blackberry Passport around though, really curious thing.
chinaman
>>140357784problem with you is that you think your "freedom of expression" is a definition of what's wrong and what's right, and if you are not being ironic right now, then you're probably the biggest fag in the thread right nowunless you are just baiting of course
>>140357821stop noticing
>>140357821Looking at Mercedes now it is an improvement, Mercedes will never win a championship ever again.
>>140357804That's gross.
>>140357834>sanest chinaman
>>140357829man, people really are sheep, we used to have 5 phone operating systems, many different things and experiments going on, and now everything is dominated by google and applealso i hate monopolies so much it's unreal.
>>140357592
>>140357823so, better and worse than F1TV at the same time
>>140357873Also got a Lumia 1520 somewhere in my closet.Windows Phone was neat, but goddamn the app store was barren.Too bad about Lumia though, I really liked the overall designs of the phones.At least the higher end ones had this high quality, rubbery plastic feel to it that almost no phone has anymore.Also miss HTC, my first Android phone was an HTC One M8, still my favorite looking phone ever.
>>140356917It's official https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/cmm3v9ny78eo>Red Bull design chief Adrian Newey is to leave the team in the wake of the controversy involving allegations about team principal Christian Horner.>Newey, regarded as the greatest Formula 1 designer in history, has told Red Bull he wants to move on, BBC Sport has learned.>The 65-year-old has been unsettled by the situation at Red Bull since Horner was accused of sexual harassment and coercive, abusive behaviour by a female employee, which Horner denies.>Red Bull and Newey did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
>>140357515not my finest work
>>140357911kindait not the worst thing for them to throw poor fans a bone. f1tv pro is still king
>>140357939RIP
>>140357939>no word from red bull or neweyTWO MORE WEEKS
>>140357939>joins VCARB
hoep for RBRs sake theyve had a second in command watching closely what nuui does so they are not immediately all at sea when he does eventually leave
>>140357989Newey is the reason they have been a top team since 2009.
you know remember whatever the fuck this was supposed to be
>>140357989>watching what Newey does
>>140358010he doesn't work alone though
>>140358010why did he not make them a top team when he joined in 2006? why did he not get mclaren some titles?
>>140358010was the reason, it is all pretty much old news for old man Newey now
>>140358030He did though.
>>140358047how many races did red bull win in 2006? 2007? 2008?
>>140357939Newey/Ferrari/Hamilton
Updated template for those so inclined
>>140358072>Newey leaves Red Bull>He has to take compulsory leave for 5 yearsHamilton is already retired
>BBC confirming Newey leaving nowBros...
>>140358083Thanks man
>>140357636This is correct, but they've watched too much anime to accept it.
>>140358071You can't win them all.
Horner said that no one is bigger than the team. You trust him, right?
>>140358144I do not trust him with women
why british media like to lie so much?
>>140358179They're not lying.
>>140358095yeah but newey is pure shit
>>140357939>over horner allegations
>>140357438were* raped
>>140358157That's wise.
>>140358127>they've watched too much animeAlso known as someone who got raped as a child.
>>140358192mhmm? ok sweaty post 3 F1 championship winning cars you've designed babe :) xI'll wait xo
>newey is leaving red bull because uh.... horner drama>he will be joining ferrari>le 5 team principals in 10 years team
>>140357939>tfw even more people in /f1/ will jump on the newey is pure shit train if this is true
Newey's going to Audi, folks. Sainz and Hulkenberg will drive for them.
>>140357939Stroll wdc 2026 bros
>>140357939geezer is 65, he will just retire and live the remaining 10-15 years of his life on a tropical islandrip max verstappen 8th wdc tho
>>140358258Will Hulk beat Sainz again?
>>14035732420 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION HAMILTONAND YOU WILL LIKE ITHERE COMES THE COPIUMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why has Ferrari decided to make Hamilton a 12-time world championship with the incorporation of Newey? They even have blue racing suits now, they'll have an all black car in 2025.
>>140358258>newey and hulkenbergamxbros.. we will never hear wilhelmus again..
>>140358274Probably not at his age, although he's not showing it yet.
NEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUS>NEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUSNEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUS>NEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUSNEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUS>NEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUSNEWEY TO SIGN A 5 YEAR CONTRACT WITH LOTUS
https://youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=RzBDvna7Q5MiXFDy
>>140357939go everywhere but rrari pls mr nuui
mfw Newey becomes a porn star, just to tick some boxes in his life
>>140358298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hOkIEXn1gcThis is better
>BREAKING: ADRIAN NEWEY LEAVES RED BULL RACING TO START NEWEYF1 TEAM FOR 2025 SEASON
>>140357969Who is going after his position?
>>140358218Newey is 65, pipe & slippers time for him now on his sailboat. Just phoning it in like all soon to be retirees
>Verstappen to Mercedes in 2026>2026 regs are all about the PU instead of ground effect, making Newey irrelevant>Merc domination comes back and goes on to win another 5 WDCs
>>140358015This. Endless debate who actually put the right ideas together.
NUUI TO ADRETTI GM F1UNITEDSTATIAN BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>140358270Ppl talk as if Newey comes up with the designs himself, he just directs the ppl who do the actual work designing them
None of this would have happened if they didn't allow womyn in F1.
>Newey leaves RBR>ummm actually he doesn't even do anything therelmao
>>140358312No it's not.
What’s Horner thinking about right now?
>>140358333>he doesn't believe newey designs f1 cars all by himself using pencil and papersmdh
>newey>verstappen max>ferrari>from 2026I will cum.
HAMILTON WINS LOL 20 TIMES WDC50 TIMES CONSECUTIVE WIN1ST PLACE IN EVERY RACE FROM 2025 ONWARDSKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODIVERSITY WINIM GOING TO BE TRANS
>>140358291Newey to Geely F1
>>140358364coco pops
>>140358216I've already demonstrated mathematically why Newey is pure shit. I'll just copy paste it from the archive:He lost 100% of his head-to-heads against Brawn. Since that's only a sample size of one, you would most likely put Brawn on the mean of a normal distribution, which would make him average. If he's average, Newey should win against him 50% of the time, but he lost to him 100% of the time, meaning Newey is definitely below average.Based on this logic, Newey is anywhere between complete and utter shit and below average.
>>140358364I like'em round and bigAnd when I'm throwin a gigI just can't help myselfI'm actin like an animalNow here's my scandal
>>140358364>if I rape another girl, maybe Marko leaves too umm...
>>140358381Didn't read a pixel of this
>>140358397ok?
what does gimi think?
>>140358381Tbf Newey had to deal with Finnish shitters a lot of the time.
>>140358368Newey doesn't do much at all, it's the team that does the work. Just a micro manager where he directs the them come up with ideas which he looks over. Ppl actually think he is some genius LOLZ
>>140357939Lawrence is putting the money on the tableNewey doesn't really want to speak Italian, but Silverstone is a familiar place for him and he knows the facilities are good
>/F1/ is on copium modeSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP NEWEY GOES TO FERRARIBEST DRIVER + BEST CAR + BEST AERO = PERFECTIONMAX WILL BE FORGOTTENSLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP
>>140358421he is a genius, he can see air
>>140357636>No straight males should be attracted to females with short hair.I will fucking kill you in real life, you little shit.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>NEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORTNEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORT>NEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORTNEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORT>NEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORTNEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORT>NEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORTNEWEY SPOTTED AT BOLOGNA AIRPORT
>>140357939>>Red Bull and Newey did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
ADRIAN NEWEY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
HORNER CONFIRMED HE HAS NO REASON TO NOT RAPE EVERY OTHER WOMAN AT RB ANYMORE>HORNER CONFIRMED HE HAS NO REASON TO NOT RAPE EVERY OTHER WOMAN AT RB ANYMOREHORNER CONFIRMED HE HAS NO REASON TO NOT RAPE EVERY OTHER WOMAN AT RB ANYMORE>HORNER CONFIRMED HE HAS NO REASON TO NOT RAPE EVERY OTHER WOMAN AT RB ANYMOREHORNER CONFIRMED HE HAS NO REASON TO NOT RAPE EVERY OTHER WOMAN AT RB ANYMORE>HORNER CONFIRMED HE HAS NO REASON TO NOT RAPE EVERY OTHER WOMAN AT RB ANYMORE
>>140358364idk but I doubt he's reaching q3 with these news
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>>140358301GOOD post
jos was right, again
>>140358422>Lance turns out to be a neweybabby
OFFICIAL:you're now breathing manually
>CHARLES LECLERC REPORTEDLY LEAVING FERARI AFTER 2024>KIMI RAIKKONEN SPOTTED AT MARANELLO TRAIN STATION
Are you telling me Max can only win in a Newey-designed car???
>>140358457Who will protect Hannah?
IMPORTANT THREAD>>140358490IMPORTANT THREAD>>140358490IMPORTANT THREAD>>140358490IMPORTANT THREAD>>140358490IMPORTANT THREAD>>140358490IMPORTANT THREAD>>140358490
>schizonesian trying to milk (you)s with shitting postsshit thread
>>140358470thanks
>>140358487max will be a wachébabby
>>140358457What about his own team though?
>>140358492me, i'm into her typealso bake a proper thread cunts
>>140358487newey is pure shit, though
shan'tsomeone else respectable bake please
>>140358478>Newey to Aston Martin>Stroll finally gets the car he needs to successfully be tried for manslaughter during a F1 race.
either we relent or somebody makes an actual thread
>>140358487Max winning in an Andretti Cadillac would be funny.
>>140358525>Special appearance in a Bond film as Dr. Noey
>>140358577>>140358577>>140358577>>140358577>>140344397Newey
>>140358333Yeah, and guess what happened when he didn’t direct the designers for the 2015 car.
>>140358490 >>140358490 >>140358490 >>140358490 HAMLECSAI AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>140358434Bit mean.
>>140344536can someone tell me what gino rosato actually does in ferrari? he's been there for like decades as a known figure but nobody seems to know his role
