>Lap:#7044>Countdown to Florida Man GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>140344397>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:211 (208 starts)>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:51>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:183>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Pain72>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 110 (+25)PER: 85 (+15)LEC: 74 (+12)SAI: 69 (+10)NOR: 58 (+18)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 195 (+40)Ferrari: 151 (+22)McLaren: 96 (+22)Mercedes: 50 (+8)Aston Martin: 40 (+7)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 387.23 (+51.12)HAM: 386.39 (+82.51)SAR: 277.35 (+59.30)>News:Rumors regarding Newey leaving Red BullBaby blue racing suits showed by Ferrari for the Miami GP Max Verstappen wins the 2024 Chinese Grand Prix"I don't know why he's not looking at the car in-front" - Riccciardo on StrollDaniel Ricciardo receives 3 place grid penalty for next race and 2 penalty points for overtaking under safety carProposed changes for the points systemMax Verstappen has now won 50% of races since the last time F1 raced in ChinaScuderia Ferrari HP announces HP as their new title sponsor
>newey and AMX to andretti in 2026 >FOM still assbent on not letting them in but FIA allowed it anyway so they are just not visible on the broadcast >AMX fucks off with 2 sec lead into lap 2 every race
merci beaucoup estie bestie>>140358577
LESBIANS!!!
this is the threadalso, pedro lamy
so Newey to AM is confirmed?
>>140358577*Wins*
*wins*
>>140358606what a good looking shitbox, lovely
F1 preparing MORE new 3D graphics ladsAlso you can apply for the job
>>140358607To Ferrari. 100% confirmed.Source : Me
>>140358607No, nothing happens
>>140358594>implying he’ll leave Red Bull (and Marko) for some other team instead of just retiring
gimi
>>140358607It's either Audi or Aston Martin or retirement. Newey want to make car and not involved with politics. Both have stable administration and actually make car. Ferrari have shit administration.
>>140358630F1, hire this man!
>>140358637>>140358641why nod? they got big moneis and Newey said something about regret for never working with Alonso
>>140358656Enjoy your copium, worst SEA country. NEWEY WILL GO TO FERRARI AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
>>140358594Whats the point doing F1 when you can do iRacing 16 hours a day and occasionally show up to 24hour races?
>sources confirmNEWEY TO JAGUAR
>>140358607AM did nothing but flex all year. They are definitely poaching staff from their rivals. Every team since 2005 is also hellbent on beating Williams 9 Constructors Championships. Red Bull Racing and Mercedes-AMG are nearing it.
>>140358668Last month rumors were about Ferrari trying to snatch Newey. Now that Newey is leaving redbull, its 100% confirmed hes coming to Ferrari
>>140358668
>>140358607>>140358668Daddy Strulovitch should stop worrying about Newey and spend his money on >>140358492 to replace whatever shitter is currently in charge of Aston strategy.
>>140358672It's Mercedes AMG Petronas not Mercedes AMG Pertamax. You should worship me for enabling Hamilton, you filthy Indon.
Imagine
>>140358690hold on indog, it's not even 100% confirmed he's leaving RBR, can't trust anything the british lugenpresse have to say
>>140358733A Dutch person reported it too.
>>140358719RBR already gave her a much bigger position. AM needs to top that.
>>140358743AMuS is German
>>140358668Adrian NEWEY to Heart of Racing ASTON MARTIN to put the finishing touches on the Aston Martin Valkyrie and Half-Life 3. You heard it here first.
>>140358757Cake is A Lie F1 Team. Crowbar the Fucker Pit Crew.
>liberty media so desperate for clicks and audience, they start shit stirring again
Newey to (Stewart-)Haas
>>140358757>>>>>>/reddit/
rory byrne to red bull
Newey is staying
shalom
>>140358822Hello Mr. Rothschild
Oh no
Literally makes right decision every time
Newey to Williams.You hear it here first.
>>140358836>mfw
>>140358838Back to make Williams great again.
>>140358823newey is pure shit, bro
>replying to itgrim
I see silly nonce season is in full effect.
>>140358836okay who's actually jewing who now? someone is lying for sure
>>140358838Would accept this if Newey also bring in aerodynamicists.
Newey to Arrows confirmed.
>>140358837>>140358847
newey to alpine
>>140358874Newey to Indy with Newgarden
>>140358838Albon isn't a neweybabby though.
>>140358897There is Zak Browning waiting.
>>140358897well tough titties, he'll be one now
>>140358790Truly the only hope for them
>>140358889BWT is cursed.
>>140358836>yfw Newey just retires and leaves F1 without anyone who knows jack shit about aero
"la Caixa"
>>140358577>2 weeks ago>Newey is set to stay at RB >Now >Newey is to leave RB
>>140358955AI will design the aero, it's the engine that matters anyway in the next regs
Newey is almost 65, he is not going to Ferrari, it's too late now.
>replying to the mentally ill "it"grim
>>1403589682 unrelated events. 2 weeks ago, it was in relation to the Horner drama. This week, he's getting fired for being pure shit just like he was fired by McLaren for being pure shit.
>>140358986I rarely agree with brit posters, but this is a reasonable take.(must be a scot behind the flag, now that I think of)
>>140358986Newey to Americas Cup.
>>14035898660's are the new 40's.
>>140359001We see I have my doubts
>BBC reporting the newswtf is happening, Ferrari bros please let's pray in unison
BREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAY>BREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAYBREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAY>BREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAYBREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAY>BREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAYBREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAY>BREAKING: SOURCES HAVE TOLD ME TODAY IS THURSDAY
>>140359028Do not worryHamilton + Ferrari + Newey combo ? Absolute Kino tier. Hamilton will break every Verslowwen results
newey just flew over my househe's on his way to alpine
>>140359045Hamilton got shit on by Ruslel, bro
>>140358641this. and it's a good thing
newey to an italian jail
>Erik van Haren] Adrian Newey on his way to the exit at Red Bull Racing. There were previously rumors about the impending announcement of the famous designer's departure. Newey's influence on the RB20, and previously also the RB19, has already been heavily downplayed by insiders
>>140359097>even red bull admits that newey is pure shit
>>140359032
>>140359085Not the only time Williams were in hot water for an accident.
ferrari bros we're so back
>>140359097>Erik "TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL HORNER IS FIRED" van Haren
>thread goes full shit gimmicksfuck this shit, I will be back in thread #8000
evening lads
Formula 1 :)
>>140359147see you next thread
>>140359160ge
im more excited about this than hamilton leaving mercedes hahahahah
>>140359135to be fair he got quite a bit right in the end. hes like 10ft up jos' butthole so if he says it it actually looks really likely to happen because he's hearing it from inside the team
>Adrian Newey has told team management he is leaving Red Bull, according to information obtained by Autosport.
>>140359184ge
>>140359175bitch nigga
anyone else thinks all this transfer shit /"silly season" is scripted???
>>140359032>alcoholic gains sense of time for first time this month
everyone abandoning Horner
>>140359285I could really go for some reifen right now
> Newey to leave Red Bull over Horner allegationshttps://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/cmm3v9ny78eoYes! Yes! Yes!FraudStappen will be FULLY exposed!Showing the world it's the car and NOT HIM!
>>140359175nothing to smile about in current f1
>>140359251Finally the world will see it's the car that is the reason for all the race wins.Not FraudStappen who has no skill, talent or class.
HP
>>140359319How did they even CNC the aero that year?
UNSTOPPABLE
>>140359305sources say it's not the first time this month
>>140359160Evening JP
"Why would anybody want to leave Red Bull?" is about to join the F1 Quotes Hall Of Fame alongside such gems as "If you thought you saw my best at the end of last year" and "This is an factual description of events, no need to speculate on this"
>>140359352um, sweatie, you're supposed to talk about newey today...
Kick Sauber domination incomningEveryone will bow to the Chinese overlord.
>>140359313RBPT is putting pressure on everyone.
Business idea: Scuderia Ferrari HP Sauce
>>140359319Just a touring car racing company hanging around F1 car racing.
I'm the one who told Newey to leave RB
>>140359380Why stay at RB?> Horner sex pest> Horner annoying piece of shit> Hit main driver an even bigger piece of shit> Jos in the background causing problemsThe list is endless
>>140359397Scuderia Ferrari Tabasco
so let's say he does leave for some reason, is this red bull would announce themselves? or would the general public have to wait awhile before it's confirmed
Dusk is the most kino race time.
>>140358594Will AMX become bored of this semen slurpfest?
>>140359411>It's a Thank You Adrian Newey compilation video
Ferrari
>>140359380>everybody has a target on their backs
>>140359251>yo guys l’m leaving the Red Bull offices to get a sandwich for lunch, don't twist my words when I'm back okay?
>>140359433>>140359379HP stands for Hijo Puta jajajajaja xD
>>140359433Its so at odds with their color scheme. HP wouldn't budge is my guess.
I really how Newey goes to Merc, Fer or McClaren> Giving a British driver from a nation with true racing heritage a WDC!No this Swamp German
>>140359461I really too
>>140359433huge pennis :DDDD
>>140359449XD
>>140359466Thank you based Dutchmn.Thank you for seeing the Max is a Fraud.
>>140359429that would be funny
Post-Newey Red Bull will be the true test for Verstappen as a GOAT candidate
>>140359492Already won one when Newey made a slow car.
New ferrari looking littttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
BREAKING: Adrian Newey to sign a contract for Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team
>>140359251Where’s he leaving it?
>Newey goes to Ferrari with Hamilton>Max still wins everythingI want to see it. The butthurt will be like nothing we've ever seen before.
>>140359510ferrari got dat skidibi rizz fr fr type beat
>>140359433BMW
The press have already made contact with Newey about all this, the only reason we haven't seen reports on it is because nobody was capable of deciphering the eldritch tongues he was speaking in before their faces melted off
>>140359511"I always wanted to work with Lance. This guy is special. Heard his feedback is amazing" - Newey
>>140359313I hope everyone leaves RB.Then FraudStappen can never get another WDC.
>>140359536That's not very typical. I'd just like to make that point.
>>140359534Could've been an interesting car if only Williams weren't notorious penny pinchers.
>>140359407>go to the shitshow that is ferrari instead
>>140359552Is the engine THAT BAD? Horner said they are a whopping 70 years behind.
>>140359510Have to deal with this things at work, I get PTSD just looking at that picture
Reminder that this is all Jos Verstappen’s fault.
>>140359534BMW (sauber) Ferrari
>>140359511Newey confirmed wearing a blonde toupee
>"The biggest risk now is a reorganization of the power unit in 2026, there could be a gap for a while. If there's a huge gap among power units, PU makers will need time to understand it, while the people in charge of the chassis will need to adapt."Newey is bailing out because he knows 2026 he won't be able to do shit and by the time ground effect becomes a thing again he'll be in his 70s.
>>140359583>puts a minardi on friday pole>leaves f1 to beat up his son>son comes to f1>dominatesbased
>>140359510>THE ENGINE IS GONE FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOO>eeh Charles have you tried to change the ink? maybe you can-a, punch it?
>>140359568Ferrari + Newey + Sir L. Hamilton = 8th WDCRB + FraudStappen - Newey = Middle of the pack
>>140359449hijo de puta hay que decirlo mas hijo de puta maswshh wshhh
>>140359631>Newey>mattering in non-ground effect regs
>>140359631you forget to add the garagistas and generally the italiens in that equation, which would put Max at an advantage there
>>140359575The care + engine are goodThe problem is FraudStappen he has no skill, talent or class.
Red Bull will still win this season and the next, and in 2026 Max will go to Mercedes who will once again dominate because it's all about the engine
>>140359510>sorry Charles, we disabled the car for using 3rd-party parts
>>140359608>discovers the TP is stirring his porridge>destroys the entire team
Why do you think Honda is dropping RB?
wet
>>140359659sensible kek
>>140359655Haha yes that is so true fellow white man.
>>140359678Soon to re-enter as a factory team. They can't make aero to save their lives to be fully back in F1. They are on the familiarizing stage right now.
>>140359552max would get into every team he wants to
>>140359627Try original ink(manufactured by HP)
>>140359682RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG.
>>140359709>WHAT? ONLY 4CL OF INK AND IT COSTS 50€?? BUDGET CAP GUYS
>>140359678Horner said that if it was up to him he would have continued with Honda.Apparently basically Stroll outspent RB.
>>140359714RED RED RED RED RED
max retires with newey
>>140359738I swear Aston Martin exists just to liquidate Williams.
>>140359678RB dropped Honda because they are unreliable
>>140359522my garage, this is inside info
>>140359767No they didn't.>In plain English, Horner said in Monaco, “We would not have made that jump had it not been for Honda’s withdrawal. In many respects we should be grateful for Honda giving us the push to create our own engine facility and the jobs it’s created and then, of course, the partnership with Ford that’s particularly exciting for the future. But would we have taken the same decision knowing what Honda’s decision is today? Absolutely not.”
>>140359784>We would not have made that jump had it not been for Honda’s withdrawal.This means they would not have made the push to make their own engines if Honda hadn't withdrawn from the sport (for what the fifth time?) and then change their mind later
>>140359678>Old Honda boss wanted out of F1 because he's a fag>Gets replaced>New Honda boss wants to stay in F1>RB already made new plans>Honda finds new team
>>140359678Honda didn't know if they wanted to stay and Stroll offered more money
Lawrence is amazing
>>140359784RBR being a purpose built racing team only is pretty wild if you think about it. Its like Cosworth/Dallara having full factory racing entries.
>>140359806personally a big fan of the 90/00s soap opera>leave F1 but not really (Mugen-Honda)>start testing their own car>sike, make BAR the works team (but also Jordan)>sike, buy BAR>sell the team at the first sign of financial crisis, throw engine in the trash
>>140359703to replace whomst?
He is retiring and going sailing https://oysteryachts.com/new-sailing-yachts/oyster-885/adrian-newey-building-my-oyster/
Lawrence has bought Newey. Magicbros... it is happening in 2026.
If Toyota re-enters, They should go Aston Martin style by separating the car company to the F1 race team when decision time is pivotal.
>>140359944nah, it'd be much funnier if they made the exact same mistakes
Red Bull Racing say that “they are unaware of any official communication from Adrian Newey notifying of his intention to serve notice and to leave Red Bull Racing.”Sky reporter Craig Slater also makes note that Adrian Newey’s contract with Red Bull is until the end of 2025.He however needs to serve a year of gardening leave after that which means that under those terms, he would not be able to join another Formula 1 team until 2027.
>>14035990813th Entry. I believe Andretti-Cadillac would have a messy divorce.
>>140359890>build the best car ever seen to date>leave>never race it
nothing ever happens
>>140359767Honda is the best engine manufacturer in Super Formula. Toyota literally admit they cannot beat Honda in engine.
>>140360008TWO. MORE. WEEKS.
>>140359944They did that with Toyota Gazoo Racing gmbh right now. TGR is practically completely separate entity from Toyota. Toyoda-san apparently learnt from past mistake.
He will be the next Jenson Button.
>>140360022hm
>>140359972wont happen, pit lane too small
>anything slightly agaisnt red bull is reported>hamspammer spawns from hell and starts shitting all threads>despite the reports, nothing happens, verstappen still buck breaks hamilton the entire weekend>hamspammer vanishes like a fart in the wind
>>140359510>Wheel says PC LOAD LETTER what do I do>box for wets question
>>140360082https://www.motorsport.com/super-formula/news/honda-toyota-engine-disparities-analysis/10503227/
>>140360142I'm not going to read that
So who partners with Xerox
in two weeks:>mercedes will sell to INEOS>binotto to Alpine>newey to Ferrari>horner fired>marko dead>amx to merc.. INEOS
>>140360155I CANT read that (I'm illiterate)
>>140360082driver error lost them the driver's championship, but they won the team championship, and they won their engines won the most races that season
>>140360182use imagination
>wake up>newey is gowhat the fuck
How the fuck Hamilton did it again?
Audi Siemens F1 team.
>>140360236more like semens lmao what a fag
>>140360236KWAB
Post drivers who beat Neweymobiles
>>140360236Deutsche Post as nosecone sponsor
>>140360265Do all the people that finish ahead of Perez count because that's a lot
>>140360274more like deutsche cocks
honestly? tanks and trucks are coolespecialy if they're muddy/dirty
>>140360265
>>140359552Red Bull*
>>140358577RBRbros I just heard the news...
>>140360265Kwabmilton, Lecuck, Kwablonso, Rosberg, Vettel, Raikkonen, Cuckass, Barrichello at Brawn, Barrichello at Ferrari, it's a long list m8.
Could you imagine if Ferrari hired Vasseur in 2019
>>140359657How do you know Mercedes will build the best engine again?
>Alonso - Verstappen>Aston Martin - Neweyyour thoughts or reaction perhaps?
IF Newey goes to Ferrari and IF Chuck manages to choke and IF Hamilton gets his 7.5th championship (I don't count 2008), I will literally kill myself.
>>140360354too kino for this world
ROTSTIERBRUDIS, IT'S ÜBER!
It's official.
>>140360346I've seen where Toto sends his bribes
>>140360283Perez isn't a neweybabby.
So as far as I can tell there are no actual proofs of Newey leaving Red Bull, only tifosi faggot and monkeyton fans coping Also even if Newey leaves it means that he can start working with the new team in 2027 at the earliest
>>140360337Could you imagine if Ferrari hired me in 2019
IT'S OVER
>tfw red bull are left with perez, tsunoda, the one eyed retard and the rapist hornymankek!
>>140359510Is there something worse than fucking hp printers? I swear these pieces of shit were designed to make your life more miserable.
>>140360366same
>>140360391https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/cmm3v9ny78eobig if true
>>140360407back to the early days, sovl
>>140360391newey is pure shit, bro
>the last airbender joins the fire nation
>>140360418literally zero proofs
Nothing ever happens, my sources in the paddock say.
can you imagine if jaguar hired newey in 2001?
>>140360449go die in donbas
>>140360449TWO MORE WEEKS
>>140360292
>>140360393And who are you?
it already happened
>enslaves air>refuses to elaborate>leaves
it's already over.
>>140360390Correct, he isn't an anythingbabby because he never wins
must suck to be the design chief in any other team right now. suddenly you're at risk of being kicked to the curb to make space for newey
>>140360535He has more wins than Lando.
>>140360535He won Monaco which is about all that matters in F1 outside of a WDC.
>"Newey is contracted at Red Bull until the end of 2025, as I understand, he'd have to serve another year of gardening leave, where Red Bull holds him to the full extend of his contract, which would mean he would not be able to work for another F1 team until 2027."Hype is over for tifosifaggots
Putting aside the speculation over where he's going or what he's doing with his career. We are so tremendously lucky that we got to live in the newey era.This guy could have been an aerodynamic engineer for an aircraft manufacturer, or maybe the ministry of defence. Had a great career and been excellent at his job. We're so lucky that he moved to F1 and produced some of the most aerodynamically excellent designs ever.F1 drivers and teams, principals and all of that have their share of fans and haters, but Newey really is the only person in F1 that is universally loved and respected
This season is that bad huh
>>140360592By then Hamilton will have launched Spaghetti Diversity 2030 and the team will be busy spending half the budget on black face paint to try and appease Nogmilton.
>>140360550and lecuck
>>140360592Doesn't matter, even if he was in Ferrari in 2025 the 2026 regs are all about the power unit again
>>140360617he's not dead bro
Do we have a complete list of all animals that have been road killed by F1 cars?
>>140360660Animals excluding Senna*
neweyesque
>>140360660I think Verstappen once killed a cat.Went out of his way to drive over it and laughed while doing so."Fuck that cat haha" he said.
>>140360590Perez cucking Leclerc out of a Monaco win would be hilarious.
>>140360655Come to Houghton Regis and say that to my face
>>140360655Newey's dead. Bury him.
>>1403603662020 doesn't count either
>>140360660Not this one. He got away
>>140360706It's the .5
>>140360715oh my bad finnbro
>>140359449jajajajja
>they thought something would happen
>>140360672Senna was human.
I never fucking wavered. It's coming home, lads.
Newey should leave f1 and design extremely aerodynamic bbc dildos
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCHI'M OUT OF TIMEBUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND
USAnians saying lads is weird
>>140360771i hate you for making me laught at this
>>140360771at first I thought that was a canadian flag
Museo bros, do we dare dream...? (about Newey)
what if newey was TRAPPED and BETRAYED in the time chamber?
>>140360773TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
Newey said his dream was to make a car for Sophia
>>140360771He can join McPapaya and do exactly the same thing. I'm sure Lando will be interested.
>>140360787When I was young, Newey was an old guy. Now I'm old and Newey is still an old guy.
>>140360802YWNBAW
Newey said his dream was to make a car for Hamilton like he did for Senna.
>>140360812kek
>>140360783i dont know, at first it looked like a nothing burger but now shit looks realbut leaving redbull doesnt mean that he will joing am, even if they are the ones putting more money on the table, i dont think that at his age he cares that much about moneyi dont think that he is goign to retire, he had a contract with redbull until 2026 i beleive and he clearly enjoy it, so its likely that he will joing other team, but ferrari looks like more fun that am
According to @ErikvHaren, Newey is said to be dissatisfied with his current role within Red Bull.Although he is still seen by many as the mastermind of recent cars, insiders have been saying for a while that Pierre Waché took over that role as the big brain behind the cars.Newey is focusing much more on the RB17 HypercarHorner said last year that Newey spent only 50 percent of the time working on the car. Sources around the top team previously stated that Newey did not actually see this season's car, the RB20, for the first time until the presentation in Milton Keynes in February.
>>140360783Won't change nothing honestly.For the next regs what AM needs is hope Honda doesn't do a GP2 engine 2.0And that's if Alonso is still around for 2027 to begin with.
>>140360773REACH OUTFOR SOMETHING TO HOLD
>>140360843alonso will race until 50
fuck Mercedesfuck Peugeotfuck jannies
>>140360871Why Peugot? Or do you mean the Citroen sales director?
>>140360871fuck peugfuck eot
i wonder if sophia liked if I farted into her helmet
I always said that if Alonso got the cars shamilton. vetlel or fraudstappen had, then he could dominate F1 into this 60's.This fact might be realised now
>>140360912The same could be said of the GOAT, rightful 1999 WDC Eddie Irvine
>>140360912As long as he doesn't have Ocon as his teammate
>>140360838Gooners smarter then he looks weening the team off of Newey.
>>140360932Least patriotic Quebecois
>>140360838So basically, Newey is pure shit
https://twitter.com/AstonMartinF1/status/1783566256815100180OH MY WORD
1976 f1 wdc james hunt
>>140360838>RB17 HypercarDoes anyone care about this except nooie?
would a lot of this be solved if they just kicked hornyman out?
The hornyman always wins
>>140360977Kick this, nerds*grabs own huge balls**shakes balls in your direction*
>>140360783>Rejoin F1 with the shittiest team that will hire you>Do enough to show people you are still Alonso>Join a team on the up but has a ceiling>Glory run for a few years to show people you are truly back>Get a plum contract worth 30 million or more.>Leak Horner photos to force best team member to leave>Wait a few years for him to join you and give you the car>Win the championship, retire, be used as a stud for breeding the top three each year of F1 academy.El Plan
>>140360771Hi, Seb.
if this is the result of whatever feud horner has with marko and jos, then at this point perhaps having those two old men controlling his career is beginning to be a negative thing for max
>>140360838>Sources around the top team previously stated that Newey did not actually see this season's car, the RB20, for the first time until the presentation in Milton Keynes in February.That's about as questionable as the whole newey is leaving thing
>>140360965Indeed.
newey should ride the twink wave and join mclaren. if he has a good agent he could even get a clause added into his contract that gives him permission to gape lando or piastri at will
>rumors about nui leaving RB for a rival teamGod pls don't be Ferrari
>>140361141next week she'll have blonde hair and join the harem
/biz/ idea: put me in the williams
>logan sargeant started in 2023 and has already driven for a full year and scored a point finishhuh?
>>140361141
>>140360838>Horner said last year that Newey spent only 50 percent of the time working on the car. Sources around the top team previously stated that Newey did not actually see this season's car, the RB20, for the first time until the presentation in Milton Keynes in February.So Ferrari will just hire NUUUUI to stay in sidelines if they are clever?
>>140361164i read that his contract with redbull have a section that forbides him of joining any team until 2027if what i read is wrong, and he join other team, it would be ferrari
>nui to am>alonso>stroll>stoll in a nui mobile
>>140361164you don't want ferrari to win again?
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>>140361199I want tits in my face
>>140361199Why didn't you grey out "at"?
interesting thought from windsor, now that redbull wont have newey and their car wouldnt be the best by such a margin, they would need a good second driverso bye bye perez
>>140361199Another Jewish spy sent by Toto to try and get Alonso fired for harassement like he did with Gooner
>>140360407>It's over (for you)
>>140361189If this happened and Stroll starts doing well that would raise a lot of questions about past Newey drivers.
>>140361199those are some prime yehudim tittaroos
>>140360407doubt a mass exodus would end with helmut and horner both still being there, one of them would be gone when all things are said and done
>>140361199
>>140361282i highly doubt the man who confused his radio with the energy button will do that great, maybe more consistent top 10s
I'm hard
>>140360451Should have hired Lotterer.
>>140361193why would I want the nigger to win?>>140361188no! it can't be!
>>140361311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnXc2FDQIPU
>>140361329you turn to run but there's already 3 more niges behind you. there is no escaping the nonce patrol
>>140361272These Khazar milkers were handpicked by Strulovich SR.And he is in a higher hierarchy, so Torger doesn't have any power over him
>>140361329
can you really learn the secrets of an F1 car design just by looking at its floor?
I was going to make a joke about what I would personally do for some MASSIVE HONKIN JEW TITS IN MY FACEbut I'm afraid the glowies would take me seriously
>>140361141>>140361172>next week she'll have blonde hair and join the haremBased
>>140361141>>140361199>>140361272>>140361323wew
>>140361456tits too small
>>140361324Hamilton won 7 championships
>2/3 of the cap covered by a single sponsor>The most successful F1 driver of all times on board>The most successful F1 car designer on board>Engine in the works since 2005>Unmatched level of aestheticsWe cannot be stopped in 2026 Ferraribros
>hamilton will never win anything ever again
>in the middle of another championship winning streak>go full retard mode and implode over "sexual misconduct" and "power struggles"honestly why? Red Bull have a perfect machine of a team with the perfect driver and the perfect car designer and they are just gonna let it die???
>>140361141>>140361199>>140361272>>140361323serious question:If (You) worked at the Aston Martin F1 headquarters (as a aerodynamic researcher, for instance), and you walked past this lassie at the reception desk everyday or sat near her in the workplace canteen, would you have the mental strength to NOT stare and ogle her big, large, succulent, bouncy boobs?
>>140361544>2/3 of the cap covered by a single sponsorNobody cares, even Williams has budged-cap -match money>The most successful F1 driver of all times on boardProst retired 31 years ago and you have no room for Max>The most successful F1 car designer on boardEven Newey can't outsmart your shitty internal politics>Engine in the works since 2005Drawigs made by Forghieri in the 70's? Come on, mate.>Unmatched level of aestheticsThe 1991 Jordan truly was unstoppable.Better get those shotgun shells ready, Antonio.
>>140361638No and I wouldn't even try to hide it.
>>140361638idk I've never had a job
>>140361638No and I wouldn't even try ro hide it
>>140361510shit good point
>>140361638I would go full Blizzard employee on her
>>140361627Newey doesn't want to be associated with a rapist, I guess
>>140361736basedmy father is trying to convince me to get a job, but its comfy in my room and its cold outside
>>140361846
>>140361141KOSHER MILK
Newey isn't going anywhere
>>140358594>but FIA allowed it anyway so they are just not visible on the broadcastwas gonna ask how this would even work but then I guess Max is barely on the broadcast and it couldn't be any harder to do than that, so dumb thoughI hope Ben Slayem achieves his mission of killing the FOM
>>140361880>its cold outsidelies, it's never cold in Spain except for at the pre-season Barcelona test
Monster Energy is basically the modern day Red Bull, sports drink brand involved in sports, they should enter F1
>>140360424Timeline anon is that you or your twin
>>140361942what do you mean? surely he has to go home sometimes
>>140361456Pinnacle of F1 Hospitality
N.A.R.T Ferrari gonna look good if it’s full white and navy
>>140361419Is that Nick Fuentes?
>>140362118
>>140361323Mike Rack
Does you watch F1 with your gf or is she not interested in the sport?
>>140362210No>>140359510
if redbull fails to make it's production car they truly do not belong in f1. this is the reason why newey's leaving the f1 team
>>140358630All those requisites to still shit shit out something like those current winning 3d graphics straight out of durgasoftwhy the effort?
>>140362253I watch F1 with /f1/
>>140362071They don't have the balls
>>140362288We’re not real tho
>>140362378neither is my gf
>>140362461uncanny
>>140362378I watch F1 alone....
>>140362378
>>140362555
>>140362555and girls will be girls
>>140362555Unrelated to Formula 1.
>can finally make Relentless a multi-time WDCK I N O
People actually think a ancient newey (69 in 2027) would move to Italy and try to untangle the pasta
>>140362631name 3 people who think that
>>140362631Read the thread
Now that the dust has settled, did Newey win the battle against air? Is the war over?
>>140362555Related to Formula 1. Keep up the good work!
Newey and Max to Mercedes100%
Sky Sports News understands from senior figures within the sport that Newey has informally communicated to senior colleagues his wish to cut his near two-decade ties at the team Should Adrian Newey decide to leave RedBull: contract what he has is until 2025 plus a year's non-competition clause. So wouldn't be able to work for another team until 2027 i.m.o. Opting for retirement may be more obvious.
>post yfw Newey joins Williams and Albon wins the 2027 WDC by a 150 point margin
>>140362759he will commit suicide when albon dumps her
>>140362631says the increasingly nervous Verstappen fan for the 609th time this season
>>14036279790% of He's social media posts are about Albon, heart emojis over pictures of Albon, so you may well be right
F1 media must be bored shitless
>>140362826>>140362759>he
>red bull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFTiS1FaDkQ
>>140362826why wont albon marry he? he would enjoy being in a constant state of pregnancy until he's 45
at this point if the rumour of niui leaving rb to join another team ends up being true then it wouldnt surprise me if the master plan of jos and marko is to destroy rb before leaving for another team after realzing that they will never get the same power as horner, now that would mean that mags to mercedes isnt that far from becoming a reality
Non-competes are unconstitutional!
Why is Piastri the only one with a cute normal white gf that isn't bogged?
>>140363051>Non-competes are unconstitutional!Britain has no written constitution
inb4 nudey just retires because f1 is just drama with cars nowadays.
>>140363067he met her when he moved to the UK to compete in karting and F4 championships. part of his sponsorship deal and agreement between Alpine/his parents was that he would attend a posh private school (Haileybury and Imperial Service College) a few days a week to get International GCSE and International Baccalaureate qualificationsshe was head girl at the school (chief prefect, essentially) when he attended
>>140363071You should do something about that.
>>140362619plenty of f1 drivers have pissed in their cars and f1 is a boys sport
>>140363067PS3 has game.
>>140363071finger licking good
Gigayuki
>>140363067>cute normal whiteyou dont want to now what she makes those poor kangaroos do when baldiastri is racing
>>140363067PS3 is unironically autistic
>>140363173what a chad
>>140363239>mega yuki>ps3 looks like ticktum in those dan maymays>hamilton, stroll and bottas stand like the devs forgot to give them a pose
Newey to Ferrari. There he will design the sucessor to La Ferrari called "Newey" he also be racing its classic cars, and collab in an advisor head design with no formal obligations, i.e. working when/if he wishes. For Ferrari te main blow will be depriving their main rival of their best asset.
Newey to Audi
BREAKING: Ferrari, Haas, and Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber are set to request a formal FIA investigation into alleged misuse of wind tunnel time by Mercedes and Aston Martin #f1 #AMuS@tgruenerhttps://twitter.com/tgruener/status/1783494391702688856
>>140363391aint happeing nico
>>140363190You go back 800 years and prevent the Baron's war then.
>spend 150 million (the same amount of money you made from selling all your Ferrari Enzos) on Kwabmilton because you fell for the globohomo hype>spend 150 million (the same amount of money you made from selling all your Laferraris) on Poowey because you fell for the globohomo copebeing pozzed in the head is no joke
How much of the current state of the driver market has been dictated by various parties assuming they know which team Newey would leave Red Bull for?>hamilton sees the writing on the wall at merc and tries to get into ferrari at the same time he assumes newey is>toto wolff is so confident in poaching verstappen from red bull because he thinks he can get newey as well>meanwhile alonso's sticking with aston martin because he thinks lawrence stroll can bankroll newey harder than anyone else
>>140358607He's going to Ferrari if he goes anywhere. He said he regretted not being able to work with Hamilton or with Ferrari so he can kill two birds with one stone. Working with Hamilton after he worked with Senna earlier would also mean he's worked with 2/3 drivers in the GOAT convo. He's only missing Clark.
>>140363515>tfw Newey retires instead
>>140363515>Toto>Newey Supposedly he doesn't care about the Airbender he likes engines anyway >AMHe supposedly turned down their offer but that was 2 weeks ago >RariRumors of them meeting over China were claimed around Australia but they were never confirmed
>>140363555Will crash always
wtf why are people saying newey is going to leavewhy the fuck would newey leave now when the team is on a bull run
>>140363515>>140363576However earliest he can rejoin F1 according to his contract is 2027 meaning he will only make the 28 car for Rari at the earliest which will be a completely new car or a evolution of a existing design at this point I woudl retire no point to stay in this sport
>>1403636212026 regulations wont favour them.
>>140363621sky f1 reporters said they heard newey informally saying that
>>140363621Supposedly something about him working less on F1 car and cost cap shenanigans but it would only be on paper rather then in reality we see Sky says RB is unaware so it's interesting we see wouldn't be the last time this has happened
>>140363637But they won't exactly favor anyone but Mercedes they turned on their engines first second was Rari and 3rd was RB Honda is likely 4th or Audi is 4th or 5th
>>140363637I thought that might be the case and yet the press is making it out as the team falling apart due to hornyman allegations. Which begs the question just who initiated that process to begin with.
>>140363678Me
>>140363641>Newey informally saying that Interesting we see wouldn't shock me he leaves but at this point he should retire he's old and next regs will be a engineer rather then aero arena unless he's leaving to take Brawn's old job at FIA which actually would be what he would do
Newey to "gardening leave" so he'll get paid by Red Bull for his first year in retirement
Newey will leave Red Bull to take time and ascend, coming back to ferrari as Oldey, the chosen warrior against air
remember when we had weeks and weeks of news about Hornyman and how he was "on his way out", "he can't last for long", "it's happening very soon", "it's all but confirmed"?
>>140363887absolutely mindbroken, kek
>redditor replies to itgrim>>140363889people sure were retarded during that
>>140363889normies need to be entertained somehowI've always told anons who believe that red bull domination will somehow make the DtS audience go away that it's never happening, we will just get more bulshit off track drama
>>140363936Considering the currentyear we live in, it was reasonable to expect that Horner would be fired after viciously (and repeatedly, I must add) raping Fiona Hewitson with extreme prejudice.
>>140363787>Oldey steps out of the time chamber
>nobody talking about hulkenberg signing with audi
>>140358955>gets into motogp now that they're doing aero stuff as well
>>140363986too busy celebrating harvey winning over #metoo allegations
>>140363986>perennial shitter going to shitter teamwaow
>>140363986>>nobody talking about hulkenbergBusiness as normal then lad
>>140363975I guess there's some truth to that
>>140361329Love Nige
>>140363986because he hasn't signed yet
>>140358577did someone hivemind a different version of the same thing?
>>140364224>>132165346I made it on the spot during the Monaco race week end, I don't know who and when was made the other one you posted
>get called "the f1 guy" at workbetter than what I used to be called
>>140364292>what I used to be calledWhich is...?
Quite fancy a jig
>>140364174take my cvnny nige
I just realised I haven't bought any piece of clothing in over a year
>>140364303the pozzed guy
>>140364341the nude of newcastle
>>140364292>better than what I used to be calledelaborate
>>140364303I ripped ass during a presentation once when I first started and they called me Stinky for yearsWhenever we'd take a break during long meetings someone would always say something like>hey stinky, might want to hit the bathroom and make sure you're good
>>140363986is that confirmed yet?
>>140364341the adamite of abingdon
>>140364422lmao
>>140364422Uh oh, stinky How is f1 guy better?
>>140364477>>140364477new
>>140364459
imagine newey naked and oiled up, getting passed around and piped by bbc thugsand then imagine him working for ferrari
amx
>>140363986If Hulkenberg ever actually gets a podium I think I'll just stop watching the sport after that to be honest, what are the chances of him doing that with Sauber-Audi? (Saudi? What does it mean?)
>>140358838Latifi will buy Williams out once he finishes his studies and make the team great again, not even joking.
>>140364804pretty high since Audi is likely cheating the regs like Mercedes did
>>140358577IT'S OVERIT'S OVERIT'S OVERIT'S OVERIT'S OVERIT'S OVER
>>140362797As if anyone is crazy enough to dump this Goddess
>>140360415Canon printers.
