>Lap:#7045>Countdown to Florida Man GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>140358577>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9sf7C7D3nk>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:211 (208 starts)>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:51>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:183>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Pain72>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 110 (+25)PER: 85 (+15)LEC: 74 (+12)SAI: 69 (+10)NOR: 58 (+18)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 195 (+40)Ferrari: 151 (+22)McLaren: 96 (+22)Mercedes: 50 (+8)Aston Martin: 40 (+7)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 387.23 (+51.12)HAM: 386.39 (+82.51)SAR: 277.35 (+59.30)>News:Legendary designer Adrian Newey is set to leave the Red Bull Formula 1 team, Autosport has learned.Formula E unveils 200mph, 4WD Gen3 Evo, boasting 0-60 time 30% quicker than F1F1 Commission defers decision on points change and approves new rear camerasF1 launches free, ad-supported streaming channel in USAFerrari announces Hewlett-Packard as new title sponsor from Miami GP. HP to name line of printers after Leclerc.“The media try to massacre me and assassinate me” – Ben SulayemOscar Piastri is engagedNew Thai Grand Prix rumours
is it happening?
stinky
Gemma Arterton is an Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team brand ambassador
Edd Straw, The RaceWhy I always make sure to hit the bathroom durings my breaks
>>140364477what a selfish twink
TING TING TING....
>>140364477>4WD Formula El’m interested, at least they're trying something new
is it over is are we back?
TAP TAP TAP....
>>140364534nobody cares seamus
Ferrari have offered Federica Masolin to Adrian Newey as part of their package to entice him to join the team
Friendly reminder I said here one month ago that newey was going to retire.Rest is in motion..Max to merc is a done deal.
>>140364562me re-placing my hog in public:
Which race is this experience?
>>140364561better than your twink and bbcposting, shkelqim
>>140364566extremely good post
>>140364566wtf is this real??
>pinkham and davidson are in f1 24>she has almost 0 titscriminalalso lmao they look like models from a 2010 game
>>140364617looks somewhat like him at least
>>140364617
this no more then?
>>140364630lmao another woman made intentionally uglier for a game on purpose
>>140364642They got rid of her tits, but thats what she actually looks like
>>140364642disturbingly grim
>Press 'A' to Say Something Sexually Inappropriate
All this Newey hype because some "insiders" are reporting what amounts to hearsay and rumour. When will you learn /f1/?
>>140364649no she doesnt, see >>140364672and also pic related
>>140364642>>140364672no way, is that her? why are they doing that, the silent hill 2 ingame models looked pretty good and its a 20yo game. Is not about the quality itself, more like the art and design, is dogshit.
>>140364672A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A
>>140364672
>Oscar Piastri is engagedHe calls her his partner, like a queer
>gets shit on by Symonds>manufactures some fake drama within the team to make it look like he isn't getting sidelined by McLaren but is looking for "new challenges"what do you call this level of pussiness?
>>140364691she's busted
>>1403645972019 hockenheim
>>140364634mental illness
>>140364710> Partner lmao, when did that take off? here people use that word when the guy is gay and he doesn't want his family and friends to know it.
>>140364724yes
>TUTORIAL: Welcome to F1 2024. A new feature for this year's story mode is the option to live "The F1 Life" by dating social media influencers, childhood sweethearts, or fellow racing professionals.>Use the analogue stick to highlight the girl you would like to date, and press the 'A' button to select her
Newey to Scuderia Ferrari HP. He will design the next dominant car not with his crummy old notebook but a brand new HP OMEN gaming laptop with a monstrous Intel® Core™ i9-13900HX and RTX 4090m because only the best is enough to create a car befitting an 7 time world champion.
>>140364740blame the alphabet community and people that list their pronouns on socials
Adrian Newey was paid to assassinate Ayrton Senna.
>>140364566GIWTWM
>>140364782Newey just hired the hitman
Everything is back as it should be. WEC is going to be great.
>>140364787sophia?
>>140364477>ticktum in charge of something that crashes even faster than an f1 carlads, debris is doomed
>>140364806not even niui likes the valkyrie
Newey won't go to Ferrari. Not enough freedom and he doesn't want to move to Italy.He'll go to Audi, and Hulkenberg will be WDC (Sainz won't beat him if he goes there as well).
>>140364686Deutscher autosport is going to be erased from reality by a tendril nightmare. Or, they're right, and Maranello gets the tendrils instead.
>>140364839Audi isn't as pozzed as Mercedes, they only hire Germans
>>140364859Finally a Turkish F1 team
>>140364808
What does /f1/ posters sound like?>https://vocaroo.com/Please be saying:>"That didn't work Michael. You hit the wrong part of him, my friend."
>>140364922Nice try glowie
>>140364901you just know logan will do some embarrassing humiliation ritual in miami to not get replaced by antonelli after summer break
Logan Sargeant is dating a British girl who is 8 years older than he is
>we are checking
>>140364986stop posting this fake info, wags forum confirms logan is single
>>140364971It's gonna have to be a really big one.
>>140364617>>140364642
wtf is a humiliation ritualis this some made up /pol/ culture war shit again
>>140365069her taking off that mask is kinda spooky
>>140365112It's when you wake up.
>>140365112yes
>>140365128can't wake up
>>140365112it's when (jewish) producers make hollywood actors do embarrassing stuff in public to get roles, for example men wearing dresses and makeup.
>>140365151You could have just said yes like >>140365136
>>140365151
>>140365151that also happens in the music industry, all those hood nibbas pretty much do that shit at one point in ther careers
>>140365165there's probably some truth to it. i started believing some of the /pol/ conspiracy shit when I did coke and sex with closeted conservative politicians in warsaw back in 2019. really made me think how degenerate the ruling caste is and that was just the tip of the iceberg
>>140364562>Pants 4 sizes wide and 2 sizes too long>No jacketfucking get it together, woman
>>140364760>tfw nowhich button to commit sudoku?
im not reading any schizo rants from a baltic faggot
>>140364477>Legendary designer Adrian Newey is set to leave the Red Bull Formula 1 team, Autosport has learned.CARBABYBROS WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW HOW WILL MAX MAKE THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE SEETHE!!!!!!!??????IM FREAKING OUT
>>140365267Why did Alonso brake check him?
>>140365267jorj's rebellious years were strange
>>140365211it also happens in f1
>>140365267I hope he died
>>140365267>OH N-
>>140365313I
>>140365267>when it aint bussin
>>140365267/f1/ Im disappoint you guys said nothing about his hair flap.
>>140365267>seat belt fastened behind himenjoy the crushed torso retard lmao
>>140365325he didn't say who was topping
>>140365499you're missing the point, if conservatives in poland are this degenerate, what are liberals in america like
https://f1-insider.com/formel-1-newey-kuendigt-red-bull-zu-ferrari-63035/BIGIFTRUEIF BIG
>>140365558everything is fake until proven to be gay
zoomers don't actually say bussin all the time... fr
>>140364672Natalie can you sit on my face after running a 5k
>>140365528Shit I guess there's only one way to find out, apparently you'll do anything for coke and money. You got assignment.
Wow you guys, the globohomos have opened my eyes. The team with the hyperaggressive driver development program that kicks drivers mid-season for not being competitive enough is the one that are carbabbies, and the team that has a bunch of shitters like Kwabmilton, Alonso and Stroll are the ones that aren't carbabbies. It was so obvious all along, I can't believe I didn't see it.
>>140365507
>>140365507i want to sniff the aromas of her sino-caucasian vagina secretion so bad
this is a test post
>>140365558>we report that there was a report
>Born in the United States, she has competed for China in halfpipe, slopestyle, and big air events since 2019. burgers why have you not complained yet?
>>140364477>HP to name line of printers after Leclerc.>Buy a LePrint>supposed to print in record time>it crashes
>>140365793>her>vagina
>>140366011>*Robot voice*>"HaaaAAAaaA I'm so STYUPID"
HPosi bros how are we feeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J2Mt4XDalAit's up
>>140366009don't care desu
>>140366043go back, m8
>>140366009>china>slopestyleheh
>>140366091what are you talking about, xhang
>>140366069not edd
>>140366056as always
I showed my mom those images of a BR on his motorbike in the favela with a tranny on the back that someone posted a day or two ago. I just thought you should know.
gimi
>>140366299thank you
Gordon Murray
>>140366425Look at those baby cars with no downforce
>>140366425where he goin
>>140366528ferrari
>>140366528
>>140366460Downforce was a fucking mistake
>>140366652Nah nah, that's just a reverse switchback. You do that if you want a worse run on the car that used to be behind you.
>>140366667Aerodynamics are for people who can't design a good engine anyway.
feel like winnowing before bed
where he gimi
>>140366413no problem
>>140364825Its his bastard child, he should love what it turned out to be.The Red Bull road car will be the same.
The HP sponsorship was to pay Newey
>>140367507Highly probable
give race week
> Formula E unveils 200mph, 4WD Gen3 Evo, boasting 0-60 time 30% quicker than F1for a moment I thought they had randomly decided to tune and electrify a Lancer Evo 3 for some reason, which would have been awesome
>>140367753wtf unfuck my fucking brain right fucking now you fucker or I'll fuck you up
Jos Verstappen is trying to get rid of Newey because he's watched enough F1 to know Newey is pure shit and wants Max to win without Newey taking any credit.
>>140367507Big if true
>>140367923and what is jos's endgame
>>140367921embrace it anon
>>140367819I'd actually watch that
>>140368199>it blinked
>>140368230never mind I just realized my brain was already fucked up from making hundreds of Edd shoops
>>140368806
>>140368806and yet you keep your eddits hidden
So what are you guys playing on your new HP OMEN 40L Gaming Desktop GT21-2000t?
>>140369218minecraft
>>140369218I have an old one of these. It's not really able to play new games with how power hungry they've got
>>140369218Overwatch 2
>>140369218Monster Girl Dreams
>>140369218/f1/
>>140369218using dosbox to play Grand Prix 2
arr rook same
>>140369218I'm playing EA© F1© 23© "It's In The Game"™ using my Hyper-X© headset on my HP© Omen© Laptop!you already know ow I'm playing as Scuderia Ferrari!©
>>140368085Becoming team principle
Miami next
mfw
>>140370132favorite f1 webm, easily
>>140370132It's the opposite of this one
>miami gardens next
>>140370232Thanks, it was a good reaction
https://f1-insider.com/formel-1-newey-kuendigt-red-bull-zu-ferrari-63035/NEWEY TO FERRARI >NEWEY TO FERRARI NEWEY TO FERRARI >NEWEY TO FERRARI
>>140370057Max is a zombie?
Sky Sports F1 commentator David Croft has suggested that Pierre Gasly has started negotiations with Williams over a possible switch for the 2025 F1 season.New developments surrounding the F1 driver market emerge on a daily basis.As reported in the German press, Nico Hulkenberg is close to joining Sauber for 2025 on a three-year deal.Audi want Carlos Sainz alongside him but are prepared to wait until the middle of May.Gasly, who is out of contract at the end of 2024, has been mentioned as a possible alternative to Sainz.The 2020 Italian Grand Prix winner has now been mooted as a possible candidate to replace Logan Sargeant at Williams.
>>140370470Silly Gasly, the 100 race plan isn't even complete yet. So little faith in El Plan.
>>140370549How many races has it been so far?
>>140370591Counter in the OP.
>>140370470>nobody wants to be in alpine
>>140370470He just got there
why would leave a shithole just to get into another shithole
new peter windsor just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMBcAESbmUo
>>140370470Gasly is absolutely determined to get his revenge on Albon.
>>140370722gasly vs albon to see which one of them actually needed more time
>>140370649>>140370684hope they tell him to pound sandhes a whiny cunt
Reckon Max will fuck off from Red Bull after Newey leaves?
>>140370470Guys it's my seat....
>>140370849Get fucked american Latifi.
>>140370734I can tell you it's lewis and sharl dick riding for half the video without even watching.
>>140370887Latifi is from America.
>>140371393>Born in Montreal
>>140370839Yes, he goes to Mercedes
>>140371529yeahhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal,_Wisconsin
>>140364477Non F1 guy here - who are these 2? tyvm
>>140371575He speaks French
>>140371613where are you from
>>140371686USA baby
>>140371753what corner of /sp/ are you from? you said you're not an /f1/ guy
>>140371648yeah, speaks about French Fries lmao
>>140371813heem. mlb. cbb. nfl. etc.now answer my freaking question, mr curious or stfu
>>140371613>>140371867daniel riccardo and his wife sophia florchst
>>140370358> So hatte der in den letzten Wochen im Fokus stehende Red Bull Racing-CEO Neweys Ehefrau Amanda im vergangenen Jahr zunächst ein Fahrerlagerticket verweigert und wenig später seinem Ex-Kumpel in der Anwesenheit eben jener Ehegattin in einem Anflug von Größenwahn mitgeteilt, er sei nicht der Grund für Red-Bulls-Siegesserie.What the hell, Hornyman. That's not cool.
>>140371867aussie driver danny ricc and his psychotic bavarian gf
>>140371867Please buy tickets to Miami to support our small sport
>>140371867oscar piastri and his gf
>>140372124>I'm acting
>>140371967>>140372000ty bros. why psychotic?damn she's beautiful. even better, appears to be all natural.https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8123298/
>>140372124I have a nephew who's into F1 and I gave him a big book about it for Christmas. So I'm supporting.
>>140372150>Being this jealous of HE
>>140372194tyfysWhat was the book?
>>140372194Who does he root for?
I fucking hope that Poois doesn't get newey.
>>140372310I don't think anyone is getting Newey. The earliest he could join a new team would be 2027 and he'll be like 70 years old at that point.
i don't know who here needs to hear this but he has a vaginathat is all
>>140372246The Black driver's on the cover - all I remember>>140372305No idea
>>140372336hope I never realize this
>People don't even know who Hamilton is anymorezased>He's a regular baitingdon't care still zased
>>140372451its ok it doesnt change much
I fucking hope that Mercedes gets Max.
>>140372419you don't actually have any proof of what's inside he's pants. you're probably right but you might not be
>>140370470Anything is better than Sargeant right now. Indononce GP when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-XjUHr3hzU&list=RDGMEMWO-g6DgCWEqKlDtKbJA1GwVMT-XjUHr3hzU&start_radio=1
>>140372529i didn't say it was kept in he's pants
>>140372529i saw it in hes pocket
>>140371150just watched it all. he talks about the nuui news for 10 minutes and then answer viewer questions for the rest of the video
>>140369218Is 40 litres the amount of cum I can deposit into it?
RETVRN
>Ricciardo performing well enough to get the call up back to the main Red Bull team>Newey leavesIt's over.>>140364477>Face bloating upWhy couldn't she stick to looking crazy (but cute)
>>140373942>Ricciardo performing well enough to get the call up back to the main Red Bull team
sexo with green car
>>140364477>F1 launches free, ad-supported streaming channel in USAImagine nfl. Imagine red flags and safety cucks..
>>140372124>HeDick pics now or I wont believe it
>>140364477RedBull the second Newey joins Ferrari
MIAMI NEXT
>>140374444Newey is a glory hog. The hard work was done by the team and he steals all the credit (and pay cheque).
>Stellar Blade is censoredIts over.............. The west is too powerful...........F1 related because Newey goes to Ferrari
>>140374511Holy copium
>>140364498No
>>140364498Yes
>>140364477Ay, iyaiyai I'm your little butterflyAy, iyaiyai I'm your little butterflyAy, iyaiyai I'm your little butterfly
retire the car.
>>140374677nihao ching ching xie ching
>>140374800
>>140374800tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun nak nak nak
yeah im havin a proper sarge stintnight ladsim putting my money on newey to green car based on the past bye
>>140374095naked green cars don't look right so no sexo
>Thinking Newey will not be with AMX/RB for at least the next 3 years
>>140374800>>140374912https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1713922285451731.webm
>*leaves*
>>140375300where he goin
>>140375300home, to make cars
>Newey Leaving RB>I - ITS NOT HIS WORK ANYWAY !!!1Jesus fuck the amount of denial on this thread
>>140375318>>140375347
>>140375256>ching chingCHUCK NO
>>140375256>ching ching
Doctor Sneed, Sneed, Calling Doctor SneedDoctor Sneed, Doctor Sneed, Get up now (Wake up now)
>>140364477For how much I hate him (and I mean HATE) I gotta give it to lulu. He's like a rat with an acute survival instinct. His career wise decisions are astonishing. Started at a very strong Mclaren, moved to Mercedes when it was weaker and then became that Hybrid monster. Now goes to Ferrari and soon afer there are serious hints Newey will move there. It's the complete opposite of Alonso who has fucked up almost all of his career moves
>>140375300Max the second the car he drives is no longer designed by Newey
>>140376070Thats why hes the GOAT. I believe everything he says. Also Mercedes is retarded to refuse anything he said in ground effect era. Now they have to suffer with it.This guy is motorsports goat. if hes in Indycar or Nascar hes gonna win easily
>>140375348>It's not his workpropaganda from Hornyman to make Newey leaving seem less catastrophic
Yippee!
>>140376256>Also Mercedes is retarded to refuse anything he said in ground effect eraDTS season 6 he said they ignored all his feedback on the car. Imagine ignoring feedback from a 7 time WDC, Mercedes management is dumb as fuck
all this gossip only for niui to announce hes renewing his contract with rb till 2028
>>140376507True. Thats leads to Mercedes DownfallHamilton is equalivent to Newey but Hamilton can drive a car unlike Newey
Florida Man Nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3-n3TMzL6o
Two tickets for zendayas challengers movie please (I will be watching in a while)
>>140367819>0-60 time 30% quicker than F1Still with the FIA F1 with this one. Let them go bonkers on the power unit and less on an engine. Sticking every type of energy seems like a better idea.
>>140376401Imagine choosing this over the airbender "Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall." - Proverbs 16:18
>>140364597Macau 2018
>>140376070Hamilton is the golden calf of F1, he's the most marketable man. His moves aren't some sort of supernatural inspiration, it's insider knowledge.
which one did you vote for?
>>140377246> Perez is doing the jobber poseIts over
What games besides sim racing do you think max plays?
>>140377629star wars episode 1 racer and f zero x
>>140377302>> Perez is doing the jobber pose
>>140377629Koikatsu
>>140377629Ace Combat 7
>>140364691Imagine the succulent vagina
>>140364691Pornstars that look like her? > inb4 corey chaseShe has a weird vibe and her tits gross me out
>>140365267>When I get high, I get high on speed>Top fuel funny car's a drug for me>My heart, my heart>Kickstart myACK
Carstappen will never win a race after Newey.
Newey is not going to Aston. Aston will have to make due with Bob Bell and Dan Fallows who are great men still.t. de la rosa
these gardening leaves are bullsheet and are killing efwun. How the fuck are other teams finna ever compete if they have to wait 3 years before a guy at the top team can even leave to join them
engineers always want to be with the best of the best tech. aston aint it. unless newi sold his soul to the devil/aston found some mythrill.
>>140377759Just like shamilton
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>140377878Massive cope lol
>>140377629he said FIFA
>>140377838>Newey is not going to Aston.>t. de la rosaFuck. He's truly going to Ferrari then?
>>140377884
nice try seamonkey, aka rizalino santos
>>140367819>which would have been awesomeyes yes yest, i want it too, i want to see carnage of 10 shitty jdm cans, would have been awesome
>>140377878The thing Aston has is massive investments. Take a team like Williams, with a lot of history but unable to be up to 21st century standard because of their decline later on when giants like Mercedes were able to pump infinite money into their infrastructure. Aston is not an RB or a Ferrari yet, but if Stroll doesn't just pull out suddenly, they will have everything necessary for someone like Newey to thrive. And the deal with Honda makes it even more promising, you really can't be a customer team if you want your engineers to be 100% free in what they can design around the engine etc. Honestly if it's not Aston then it can only be Mercedes or Ferrari. I don't think Newey would settle for less, unless it's literally just for the thrill of working in an underperforming team to see and what he can do, but I doubt it's his priority.
>>140377745>When I get high, I get high on rizz>Top fent fanum tax' a drug for me>My gyatt, my gyatt>Kickstart my gyatt
>>140378055Hehehe
>>140378055kek
>>140378017I love RC car races, didnt know people compete in them Tbf, but well, RC airplane events exist so why not cars.
formula e is gay
>>140377838Source ?>>14037791895% chance at this point. 5% retires. Enjoy your HamWinsLol until 2040 !
>>140364477Checked. Just watched Ford v Ferrari. Was mid fr fr
>>140378284even the dakar rally cars sound awfull with those shitty hybrid engines, the only decent sounding cars are the GT ones.
https://twitter.com/karunchandhok/status/1783579022770991508
>>140378394aint happenin tho
>>140378394That'd be sick and could create a 2012 type championship battle... so it won't happen
Hornyman sacrified everything for 4/10 looking middle aged woman lmao
>>140378402>>140378417WHY NOT??? Why not?
>>140378308did make me want a topless sports car with a v8 thoughmight get a mx5 next and drop a commo motor and box in it idk
>>140378437never liked Horner and his snarky ass comments that everyone on social media always sucked off so glad he gets some karma after all
>>140378453no shouting please
Hamilton will win 7 more championships with +1 LAP gap between 2nd place lmao
/f1/ will commit group suicide on 2025 lmao
>>140378471How could Hamilton win the WDC if Leclerc laps him every race?
>milking hamster
>>140378493Lecuck cant even beat sainz lmao
Morning one, morning all
>>140365112>is this some made up /pol/ culture war shit againYou're in /f1/ so I assume you watch or have watched F1. Which means you've had a front row seat to the culture war the last few years. Yet you still deny it. How retarded are you?
>>140378507he beat him twice last weekendalso:>current Hamilton>beating anyone
>>140378546Hamilton proved to be a rainmaster in lastGP. Cope
Ferrari 2026, banknote printing machine
>>140378559What drives a person to like an unlikable figure like hamilton? Is it for (you)'s?
seeing a lot of [+]
>retards replying to baitliterally less than worthless, funny concept ngl dawgs
>>140378462thank you
>>140378045>Aston is not an RB or a Ferrari yetComparing any F1 team to Ferrari. Are you drunk mate? Even at Ferrari's Strategi Regretti arc, only Mercedes-AMG has a chance so far to go toe-to-toe against Ferrari for F1/Sportscar supremacy.
these hp edits remind me of those top gear audi jokes from season 18
>>140378780YOOO IT'S KERMIT'S ARSEHOLE!!
https://twitter.com/VerstappenCOM/status/1783756464475038184It's official.
>>140378780lmao nice catchI was just thinking "Where have I seen that style before?"
how do we help logan sargeant improve himself, we only have 19 race weekends left until he is replaced by pastagimi
>>140378689Well purely based on how powerful these teams are in bringing in financial backers and keeping them around with prestige alone, then yes, Ferrari is not going to be beaten even if their last championship was in 2007. But teams like Mercedes and RB have what it takes to win championships and the infrastructure there is good for that. Aston is slowly getting up to that level due to massive investments that Papa Stroll made, which can't be said for bottom tier teams like Williams, Haas or Sauber (before Audi comes in).
>>140378585AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEAKMIND
Hakkinen has finally retired from F1https://twitter.com/F1MikaHakkinen/status/1780869769186378067>>140378017And we go green in Seoul
Newey to AudiHulkenberg to podium
Newey to TeslaLewis to Gaza
>>140378999egle to pregnancy
>>140379017>dating for 9 years>one child>both already in their mid-30sit's over
never had sex or made out, races for this feel?
>>140379043mid 30s is an excellent time to make new /sp/ posters
>>1403790552021 Russia
>>140367819>>140368292>>140364477>>140364540>Formula E unveils 200mph, 4WD Gen3 Evo, boasting 0-60 time 30% quicker than F1What's funny is that it's just FE enabling 20% of the front engine that already existed and was only used for regen before, but ONLY during the last part of quali, race starts and attack modeCars are only expected to be 2% faster in the real world and that's coming from the softer tyres and aero changes
>>140379063Ok turns out it's gay as shit, why did I expect anything
>>140378814Holy shit Max has gay face the dude's a poofter
>>140379043I thought she was pregnant again? must have imagined it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ7AKhMdwkksexo
>>140379043They could perfectly have another one, not that unusual.
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1783773050141291002Hulkenberg OUT
>>140379145>humiliates kmag>leaves
>>140379145Hulk-Sainz confirmed. Bottas to WRC 2. Zhou to CCP.
>>140379145hulkbros we finally free
>>140379145
>>140379166>implying haas isn't going to slurp up that ccp moneyI'll scream if another overhyped sub like bearman gets a seat
Zhou will replace Sargeant at Willies
morning lads
>>140379193>>140379145100% will go to Audi
>>140379206https://youtu.be/-LxtHeirnNM?feature=shared&t=9
>>140379206I deadset cannot wait to kick your teeth out of their present mountings in your mouth and down your throat in little pieces you fucking poofter dog cunt
>>140379211https://twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/1783775060769100199Adam Cooper reckons he's headed to Stake (and therefore Audi). To be announced soon.
>>140379206morning
>>140379227They gonna sack Bottas isnt it ??
>>140379234haha yes
its up
Imagine if Hülkenberg was a retard and signed with an IndyCar team after he tested.
>>140379236holy fuck it's real
>Hulk to AudiRIP AudiLooks like they're not a serious team after all
Why would they kick a proven race winner for a guy who has never scored a podium in 11 seasons despite driving podium scoring cars?
*saves Hulk's F1 career*
>>140379145>>140379193>>140379236>Sainz is a free agent>Get HulkAre Audi full of retards?
>>140379252Looks like Audi's engine development is so dogshit that nobody wants to touch it with a ten foot pole
>>140379252Hulk is slapping Magnussen around while Bottas struggled to beat Zhou last year.
>>140379252chinese money
>>140379252Bottas lost WDCs despite driving WDC winning cars
Well Audi said that no one should expect them to drive for podiums right from the start. So I guess Niko makes sense as a driver.
>Hires a podiumless 36 year old prospectDEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>140379252he hasnt cared about f1 in years. he's here cause he gets paid millions to beat a rookie
>Hulkenberg will never return to F1>Hulkenberg won't beat Magnussen>Hulkenberg will never sign for a top team againYou are now here>Audi will never have a race-winning car
>>14037927830s are the new 20s you fucking CHUD
>>140379282Audi's development ain't looking good anonHamilton would've jumped ship ages ago if they're The Great Satan 2.0
Are the italians seriously going to throw away their pride and let a brit design their car? Even if they win a championship nobody will ever let them forget it. I, for one, won't.
>>140379253not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
Bot posts
Perez is literally better than Hulk
>>140379236RIP ZhouGuess theres a reason why they announce it after China
>>140379282>Hulkenberg will never sign for a top team again>againwdhmbt
>>140379295They won 5 championships in a row when a Bong designed their car (Allison)
Are they kicking Valterri out again @ Kick/Audi because Zhou is the Kick sugar daddy and now Hulky is going? Poor guy he hasn't done one thing wrong
>>140379301Zhou brings in too much chink money to be let go anon
PEREZ OUTSAINZ TO REDBULL (Shitbox Redbull Post Newey)
>>140379310BACK TO MERCEDESWE'RE SO BACK BOTTASBROS
>>140379295Schumacher Ferrari is Brawnbabby
Vale Ultras...this is the end
joey guano is serviceable but the fact is he is notably inferior to botto in every way, and botto isnt exactly A-grade himself
>>140379252Would you pay 12 millions for Bottas or 5 millions for Hulkenberger?Bear in mind Hulkenberger is only on 2 million right now so it works for both parties.
So is he confirmed or are they just memeing
>>140379152Based.
is it plausible that proudy sits out next year and comes back in 26
>>140379355no
>>140379195Antonelli will get in the Williams if he finishes around p5 (Mazepin credibility threshold)>you know Max never won in feeder series yet he's the most successful driver at the moment>Kimi (child) won 4 titles already, we have faith in him and I shall thank Williams for the opportunity they've given to himWhich will enable Ferrari to say more or less the same for Bearman as long as he's in the top 10>>140379254>Sainz is a free agentSainz is a diva waiting for a RB1 or Mercedes seat best offer so they're signing the #2 first
>>140379353humiliation ritual
>>140379236Noooooooo
!!!!!!EIN OFFICIELT KOMUNIKATIOZENIEREN!!!!!?!!HVLK is confirmed to Audi
>>140379357ok
>>140379236Next week>Verstappen and Marko announce they are leaving Red Bull>Mintzlaff and Horner state that they would have hired Hulkenberg if he was available
>>140379282>Steak Sauber is now a top teamkekDon't you have wheel nuts to fix, Alessandro?
>>140379358>Sainz is a diva waiting for a RB1 or Mercedes seat best offerI don't think he's a diva for not wanting to immediately go to the worst team (even if its promising in the future) but RB is just using him to light a fire under Checo's asshole and Mercedes is a step down from Ferrari anyway
>>140379392but Red Bull is going to fail as a team come 2026it will be Ferrari, McLaren and Aston fighting for that year
>>140379320Can't wait.
>>140379310Everyone there is probably getting Kick'dBottas OUTZhou OUTPourchaire OUTMaloney OUT
>>140379392
Newey is coming to my new F1 team black bull (tm pending)
>>140379355If he sits out he will miss out on testing the new 2026 cars in the sims
>>140379413Zhou and Logan WILL stay. FIA demands increasing viewership in big countries and you WILL like it
>>140379351Actually confirmedNot looking good for Audi if they couldn't convinced free agents to jump ship on their program
Hulk out is good for Magnussen.Haas will want an experienced driver to test Bearman against like with Micholas Schutifi.
>>140379441>those shorts with checkered/tartan-ish patternpeak late 00's fashion. overly rebarbative.
>Zhou to Haas>Pouchaire to AudiYou heard it here first
>>140379487those shorts are fine m8 don't be a fagget
Sorry. Aryan only.
>>140379456Liberty/FOM are the ones here for the money thoughFIA can't ask for much nowadays unless they want Formula 0 Great Prize Entertainment Limited to exist
almost sharted but i pinched it off in timef1 races for this feel?
>>140379543>Keeps the chink
>>140379573museo, last turn in chinese gp '24
What's with the China/Chinese hate?
>>140379236>from incompetent shitter to incompetent shitterHe'll never get a podium
>>140379295Ferraris best results the past 40 years were when they weren't run by Italians, and since the Italians took over thing got bad again. Being Italian is ferrari's biggest weakness.
Brits trying SO HARD to take Horner and RB down, it looks fucking pathetic
>>140379587VPN detectedI don't even need to point out the obvious reasons why we hate them here
i prefer chinese over seppos
>>140379627Racism is bad.
>>140379648And Chink is the most racist people in the world. Therefore China bad.
>>140379503Haas will sign Bearman
To be frank, I am not a big fan of people of color
>>140379474Haas will take Zhou and Bearman
>>140379619Funny because the entire team is British (shareholders need not apply)
>>140364477so did newey decided 2026 regulations are gay and he might as well bow out on a high note?>miami next
>>140379587Modern day Nazi Germany.
>>140379738I am 33 years old and have never once in my life fapped to a black woman.
>Audi announce Hulkenberg and Ocon as their drivers
>>140379747How?
>>140379758I have, to 3 girls
>>140379441Doesn't matter, Red Bull is a sinking ship with Newey leaving anyway.Hulkenberg and Sutil will be much better off with the long-term contracts they've negotiated with the Audi factory team.
>>140379763Bring back Toyota
>>140379758same, but 40
>>140379826Wait, wrong imageSLUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP
>>140379763No serious team is signing Ocon. He has the attitude of Ayrton and the speed of Bruno. If he wasn't French, he wouldn't still be on the grid.
Unironically Miggers is shitting on all his wec teammates, he should come back to f1 alpine.
No podiums aside, Hulkenberg is a better driver than half of the grid, probably even more, it makes sense for Audi to get him as a second driver at the very least
The 2026 regs might actually kill F1. Could you imagine tyre management, fuel management, AND change management?!Not even wec has this level of management
>>140379758How? I know people have their preferences, but a hot woman is a hot woman regardless of skin color.
>>140365507Hapa women are the most beautiful race
>>140379909no it's not. I just don't find them arousing at all. more the opposite.mind you, I'm not a racist, I'm simply not attracted to black women.
>>140379901>change managementWhat? Change is good
>>140379948Not even a cute titcow like >>140379738 ?
>>140379909Not necessarily. Dark skin is a major turn off for me, regardless of other attributes. I also find Asians repulsive.
>>140377878Aston will be a Honda worksteam
>>140379909>PicrelIt's not just skin color that makes women "hot"
>>140379909someone once pointed out to me that black pussy looks like horse pussy, and that kills my boner before it can ever form
räikkös gimi
>>140379996That's what I said>>140379972Hmm interesting. I'm also don't find asians particularly attractive, but there's plenty of exceptions to that rule.F1 related because championship battles are also the exception rather than the rule.
>>140379967nope, because of black nipples and >>140380008
Oh god i just did a google search that I'm not proud of but hes is right.
>>140380074>but hes is right.Who?
>>140380096the guy that said that black pussy looks like horse pussy
>>140380110It honestly looks like rotting flesh
F1 in 2026
>>140379456If these drivers are used for marketting then wouldnt Maloney be a good fit to bring in Carribean viewership?
>>140380184it will be even shittier than I imagine.
>>140379763>ynr ToyotaImagine being the largest car company and hiring McNish, a driver that hasn't touched single seaters for 7 years
uuuuu eeeee ooooooooo~~
>Hulk back at Sauber You now remember South Korea 2013
Its over for finland. since some fucking fuckshit 30 years ago wedidnt have a driver in f1
>>140380329>30 years ago
>>140380329Bottas isnt finlandian
>hulk at audiBeautiful. Now all that's left is for Audi to scoop up Newey and F1 is saved.
How do we cope Bottas ultras?
>>140380427>create a new Satan>F1 is saved
https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/f1-chief-domenicali-eyes-more-sprint-weekends/10603074/>When asked if that could mean more sprints in the future, he replied: "Why not? Why not? I would say this is great because it keeps the tension on every day and this is something that will be discussed in the future.">But let's not overdo it as well, because we are already doing 24 races a year, six of these sprint events as well.>I get it. I guess it sells better and better numbers on TV, but it's also more stress on the mechanics and everything
REMINDER THAT HAMILTON IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SUBHUMAN WORTHLESS MONKEY WHO GOT SPOON FED BY FIA ALLOWING MERCEDES TO USE AN ILLEGAL CAR ALL THESE YEARS (THE STUPID WORTHLESS UGLY NIGGER STILL LOST 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS TO LITERAL NOBODIES KEK) JUST TO BRING THE WOKE PEOPLE INTO THE SPORT AND EARN MORE MONEY. HE IS THE ONLY CHAMPION IN HISTORY THAT LOST TO THE No2 DRIVER IN THE TEAM… WORTHLESS NO FRONTAL LOBE PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER. THE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT SUBHUMAN APE LOOKING UGLY NIGGER HAS MORE POLES THAN WINS, THE MONKEY CANNOT EVEN WIN FROM THE FRONT.LOOK AT THAT UGLY NIGGER... FLAT NOSED, PROTRUDING LIPS, NO FRONTAL LOBE, GAP TOOTH, BALD MONKEY LOOKING NIGGER...NO MATTER THE MONEY OR THE FAME HAMILTON WILL ALWAYS BE A WORTHLESS NIGER WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX, THAT’S WHY HE ALWAYS TALKS AND CRIES ABOUT THE ABUSE HE RECEIVED (KEK.. THAT BROKE THE NIGGER, MADE HIM SUICIDAL AND WAS FULLY DESERVED !!!)THAT NIGER WILL BE FORGOTTEN THE NEXT SECOND HE RETIRES... HE NEVER GOT RESPECT AND NEVER WILL BY REAL F1 FANS...LOOK AT HIS FANS... NIGGERS, SHITSKINS FROM 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES, TRANNIES, FAGGOTS, KEKS, women (FAT UGLY AND REPULSIVE) AND UGLY FAT PIECES OF SHIT (LIKE THAT PIGLOOKING MANCHILD DISMORPHIC SACK OF JEW FAT TED KRAVITS OR LIKE THAT MOTOGP REPORTER SIMON PATTERSON WHO MARRIED A BURN VICTIM MADDY SCORDIA THAT LOOKS LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER…. DISGUSTING AND REPULSIVE).THE ONLY THING HAMILTON WILL HAVE AFTER HIS RETIREMENT IS THE NIGGER IN THE MIRROR REMINDING HIM HE IS A WORTHLESS NIGER MONKEY THAT EVERY F1 FAN CONSIDERS A DISGRACE TO THE SPORT, EVERY TIME HE TAKES A SHIT HE WILL BE REMINDED THAT HE HAS THE COLOUR OF SHIT (LIKE MOST OF HIS FANS) AND NO VALUE TO THE REAL WORLD. ONCE THE NIGER AN HEROS F1 FANS ARE GOING TO TURN HIS GRAVE INTO AN INDIAN SHITTING FIELD AS A FITTING TRIBUTE TO HIS FRAUD CAREER.
>>140380479>Why not? Why not?He's right.
>>140380479
if you don't like the hulk you simply can't be trusted in the ethnostate
>>140380329but you've had a WDC less than 10 years ago
>>140380472yes, the more slurp there is, the more likely it is that a breakaway series finally happens with looser regulations etc
>>140379543WE WERE ALLIES! Or axis, I mean.
my ancestor :-)
>>140380558
UN DAST HEISST(yep) (ayy) (yep) (one)HUUUULKENBERG
>>140379145>>140379236IT'S HAASENING
>>140380558Verblüffend
>>140380472The british media will call it the new satan. However, a german driver winning with an actually german team is the equivalent of nuking Brackley. Mercedes will never recover.
>Oscar Piastri is engagedits ogre. he will never become a champion
>>140380656Fake news.
>>140380598This is the Audi (yea)
>>140380661>Fake news.if the day has come that I cant even trust 4chan OP's, who can i trust?
i woud get engaged to lily znnenienineinikekekmmer too the finest rose in the garden
Cherman
>>140380661sorry sea mexican. it was revealed to me in a dream.
>buddy was complaining again in group chat about hur dur he's getting oldHe's still in uni and not even mid-20s yet, I don't get what his problem is.
>>140380737Boomers
>>140380737he wants to fuck 12yo boys
>>140380737he has no idea he is in the prime age range to root hs girls
HULK HULK HULK HULK HULK
>>140380784You are a naughty little root rat are you OHHH!!!!
>>140380737what a pussy nigga
>>140380827>>140380827>>140380827
>>140380831>one post early
>>140364760I would buy the game instantly if that feature was in it.
>>140380500>tf>tphuh?
>>140380737Probably just a worse than usual hangover.He doesn't know that soon he will need +3 days to recover from 1 day of drinking
>>140380737Typical quarter life crisis innit
>>140380500Nice VPN.You cant avoid the inevetableHAMILTON WILL WIN 10 MORE WDC. STARTING FROM 2025
>>140380378What?
>>140365112No, dave chapelle abandoned a 50million contract for that. It is real.
>>140379358max did 1(one) year of F3 and got directily on F1, didn't he get more wins than ocon?
>>140382440Max has 1 more win than Ocon in F3 but I was thinking about titles
cunny
