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>Giants pick JJ or Maye>I get to see them cringe again>I get to see them gaslight either one being good again like JonesGod please let them take QB
>>140358540Why are Eagles fans like this?
Really hoping for some tradekino tonight but deep down I feel it's not gonna happen
>>140358540not really. i wouldn't say i love a particular hole. more like i love hole
Chiefs move up to select Bowers in the first, McConkey in the second. Make it happen Veach.
MHJR WAITING ROOM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Reminder that the Giants let Daniel Jones fleece them after having a good game against one of the shittiest defenses we have ever seen. Whatever they do should be heavily scrutinized outside of taking Nabers.
>AI Slop
>>140358540Dating in philly sure is rough
>>140358540Yes she is, go Seahawks!
I tried to make a mock draft but anything past the first 20 is hard to predict
What are the Chargers going to do tonight?
>>140358675Stay on topic in these halls. Go to that other shithole board if you want to discuss politics.
go back
>guaranteed replies
>>140358533>Ezekiel Elliott meeting with Cowboys about potential reunionAre they going to play him at center?
>>140358540classic chiefs fan.I'm being serious btw, she is a KC product, unlike the other retards posting in this thread trying to be funny.
>>140358704Might as well.
>trades next year's 1st round pick to overdraft a projected 6th rounder who started playing football mid way into his senior year of college
Go be faggots somewhere elseThis is the NFL draft
I'm glad sauce is keeping retarded jets fans occupied this morning.
>>140358675You are a faggot, I hope a semi truck crushes and flips your car
>>140358746What? The draft is the gayest time of year. Everyone gets worked up over which young boys they'll get.
Who here /angry/? Lots of NEETs out today I see.
>>140358747
>>140358669trading down, drafting odunze and an OT in the first round (don't ask me how they pull this off)>captcha: ngga
Is it time for my Ravens to move on from Lameme and draft a real quarterback? It feels like the window is closing.
>>140358540>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies againThe Mahomes era is really something
>>140358747I just want the best player available lmao. OT/WR/TE. These guys are acting like taking Bowers will kill the franchise yet went so gung ho on Wilson when he got drafted in 2021.
Good morning bros can't wait to see what my Jetties do tonight
>>140358669every time I think about going gay this reminds me of how unattractive and feminine men are
>>140358831i'm on my second cub of cobbee right now
>>140358807its insane how the rise of OnlyFans has affected the quality of girls in porn now. The only girls doing 'real' porn are literal ogres.
>>140358831Would you be happiest with Bowers or an OL?
>>140358821I can't tell if the mets are good this year
>>140358831Always expect the worst. >>140358861They're gonna be okay. Same range as the D-Backs last year but the Mets benefit is that they can bring in more youngsters when they're ready.
Who do you think the Seahawks draft? It likes they'll take Graham Barton.
whicever team drafts cooper dejean is the White mans team
>>140358851Don’t encourage the Eagles tranny
>>140358873Still blows my mind the dbacks made it to the world series kek
>>140358883Obviously the Ravens, the whitest team in the league
>thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61KvqlqkC9M
>>140358905Btw, go Eagles!
>>140358905The half of women who want to piss off their father rather than marry him, yes
>>140358905Hell yeah brother, how bout dem cowboys!!!!
>>140358905YEAH HERE WE GO
'Complicated' is a top 10 pop song of all time
Damn, a lot of sports books just went from +2000 to like +300 on Latham 5.
>Teams most likley to reach on a QBGiantsVikingsRaidersBroncos
>>140358956kek
>>140358363>>140358466Honestly I don’t know why it triggers me so much. Even more so as a former android user.
>>140358909yeah and now they're still the same exact team but with more pressure. Arizona is in a very weird spot.
>>140358965This century so far? Maybe
>>140358853Ideally here are my number one choices1. Trade up for Marv2. Trade up for Alt3. Bowers4. Fautanu/Fuaga
>>140358669lmao @ redditors allowing this faggotry off topic post. at least jannies will eventually delete posts
>>140358997the porn industry is ran by men, its what perverted men want to watch while fapping. women do it because coomers give them tens of thousands for a couple hours
>>140359029I forgot the Panthers even existed. Kek
>>140359011They trade down for Fuaga or Fauntanu desu
>>140358990It's literally just autism. Go get diagnosed.
>>140359029I'm sorry anon your team is probably in the worst situation I've seen in recently memory. Bryce looks iffy at best, literally no talent elsewhere, bad owner. Its actually over.
I want to suck dick all day but the draft starts in a few hours. What do. Life isn't easy as a 49ers fan.
>>140358959it’s like a “we fixed racism” artifact you have to cop to or else you’re basically saying the n word
>>140359029>drafting a 5'8 turbomanlet at qbyou guys deserve this
>>140359029Be sad. As a Packers fan, I’ve been mad at you for a year. Bryce deserves to be a bust. Don’t you ever do some stupid shit like this again in OUR division.
>>140359055I don't care who wins, in fact I hope both sides kill eachother off
>>140359072This. Net benefit to everyone.
>more /spol/ cancerFuck off
>>140358669Still less of a kwab than the Colts redditer who deliberately pissed themselves for their final game of the season against Houston
>>140359086filters
>>140359029Chris Simms had CJ Stroud as his QB #1 in the 2023 Draft, should have listened to him.
>>140359098I don't really blame the panthers though, look at recent>Ohio State black QBs
Every team's pick will be announced by a player. The Steelers pick will be announced by Cam Heyward.
>>140359111Active player? Because I want tebow to announce denvers.
>>140358669> I'm not gay!
>>140359109>look at recent>>Ohio State black QBsI imagine that an NFL scout using that logic over watching tape would lose their job
>>140359029laughing at you
>>140359086Just keep reporting them.
laughing at this bussy
>>140358353>>140358990apple users
>>140359111>Stoolers
RAMS BROS, WHO DO YOU WANT? CALL YOUR SHOT! A.) Byron Murphy B.) Laiatu LatuC.) FuagaD.) Brian Thomas JrE.) Trade UP/Down (also list who you’d want)
>>140359188Latu will be the only one available when they pick
>>140359188A QB, maybe Nix or Penix
am I fucked?
>>140359162>>140359086Shalom!
>>140359199Yes you Vegeta looking boy. Shave.
>>140359199hair loss is cyclical you should be alright in a couple months
Imagine trading up for a black, manlet QB.
>>140359199It scares me I talk with men on 4chan who are balding. Legit terrifying
>>140359132Yeah
>>140359197as an auburnfag and rams fan…please god do not let us draft nix
What got deleted? I missed it :(
>>140359199Assuming you have a job you should be able to afford finasteride
And with the 1st pick, the Chicago Bears select...
im bored, whens the draft start
>>140359199Yes. Shave your head now before you look even more like some old guy trying to trick people into thinking they're young..
>>140359242Corn pop.
>>140359247Today
>>140359242...gay guy williams!!!!
>>140359199its fucking over
>>140359247> What time does the NFL draft start today?> The first round of the 2024 NFL Draft will start at 8 p.m. ET on Thursday, April 25 from Detroit.
>>140359268>>140359247awful pictures. I have a 6 year pit and he is great with my nephews. You guys love rage bait though
>>140359242>OH MY GAWD A TRADE IS IN FOR THE FIRST PICK>REDSKINS OFFER THEIR SECOND AND THRID ROUND PICK TO EXCHANGE 1 AND 2>AND THE REDSKINS PICK....JAYDEN DANIELS FROM LSU
So who is drafting a waffle tonight?
It's in Detroit so they're all gonna get le shot xD
>>140359290Vikings
>>140359289I could literally see them doing that
>>140359283Let them make their rage bait. Because you know they're wrong. It's like someone trying to be a flat earther: they may convince one or two people with a random piece of news or """evidence""" but everyone else will see through it, especially with enough scrutiny.
>>140359188C.) Fuaga, if in fact he will play OT. If they're just gonna shift him inside the line, just get Latu.
>>140359283I know this is bait but your nephews would probably be safe around lawn darts too
>>140359303>dood le hecking detroit is a hellhole worse then philly!
>>140359317Thinking about those Eagles already?
I'd rather see bussy and goat debates for the 100th time rather than read these shitposting outsiders who only showed up for the draft.
>>140359290>Talisi Awafful, tackle, Washington
>>140359242Marvin Harrison JrWE'RE RIDING WITH BAGENT
Who is making the first mistake in the draft
>>140359199
>>140359199Yes, better book you flight to Istanbul right now
>>140359324>bussy or goat debateswhat's the debate faggo? bussy for life
>>140359317...are you claiming that Detroit's reputation of being a bit dangerous is NOT justified?
>>140359339Patriots
>>140359199AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>140359333He sounds awful
>>140359339The Patriots if they draft Maye
Why is Latu's neck supposed to be a big deal? It was over 3 years ago and it hasn't affected anything since it was repaired. I'm not an expert but I don't think it's the kind of thing where the repair is a ticking time bomb.
>>140359333Oh man! He looked sharp in that bright blue suit during his graduation! He even called himself the "Blue Awafful"
>>140359405What if he dies on the bussy field?
>>140359268lmao
>>140359339Bears and it has nothing to do with whom they select
>>140359339The 'ders
What are the chances Edgerrin Cooper is available at 50/53 and the Eagles take him?
>>140359247>>140359268
so reddit is down. how's the football discussion here?
HOW MANY BONGS TIL IT STARTS???
>>140359283Whatever, faggot.
>>140359418Which one?
>>1403594507 bongs and 6 bings
It’s creepy being here as a college student and realizing I’m talking to 45 year old balding men. It’s like a glimpse into the future…
>>140359447holy fuck, another cowboys fan! what's up bro!
>>140359455Either one. I'm guessing Daniels though.
glimpse into this bussy
>>140359453I just don't understand why these 110 pound white women don't just get another fucking dog. These things are monsters.
>>140359467You're here forever etc.
What? Dont do a lot of talking when you're getting topped in a bathroom stall?
>>140359467Fuck off Cayleb
getting topped in this bussy
>>140359480Nothing that they do is their own thought or choice. If the culture is saying "save the heckin pitties" they are going to do it.
>3 black QBs drafted in 1st round in the last 15 years based redskins/commies
Just went to blow my nose in a dirty shirt and a silverfish that was in it shot up my nostril and disappeared somewhere in my head ?? Should I go to the ER or something? I don't feel anything moving around
>>140359467life is pretty scary anon you should probably just stay inside
coach primate.there it iscowardsI said it on my real account.
>>140359532It laid eggs, you've been bred
>>140359532Silverfish only eat wood, cloth, and fabrics. You’ll be fine
>>140359556breed this bussy
>>140359532i'm in your head :)
So fellas I got a date with a beautiful queen who’s out of my league this weekendFirst time dating a black girl what should I expect (no racism please)Go jets!
How'd I do? Also how do I use my "bonus" money for bets that DK claims they will give me for making my first $5 deposit and wager? Did I get scammed?
Should I get a 'za for tonight?
>>140359634Ya a detroit za
>>140359532I'd go to the ER anon. silverfish like the other anon said only eat wood, fabric etc. but the are hosts to multiple fucked up diseases. you run the risk of getting bacterial meningitis or unironically the bubonic plague.
>>140359622Really sloppy head
Bros, is reddit down for is it just me?Asking for a friend....ha aha hhaaa
>>140359630damn still +600 odds on may 2nd overall?
>>140359622ask if her titties squirt chocolate milk.
>>140359622>First time dating a black girl what should I expectDon't play with her hair maybe? Other than that idk, not every black woman is the same.
>>140359634I'm getting burgers. Just placed my order for the pre-party
>>140359652Just you. Call your isp
>>140359532I don't think I've ever seen a silverfish.
>yfw the patriots royally fuck up
>>140359467Dob't be afraid of aging anon. It's a privilege to grow old and succeed.t. 27 going on 28
>>140359622Smell of cocoa butterGood luck, hot black girls are built for BWC
The Chicago Bears select, Mitchell trubisky and 3 L's
>>140359677i placed a bet on Maye going #2 so i can feel better about them settling for daniels/jj
>>140359695WTF were they thinking
>>140359532i hate it when it's late at night and i go to the bathroom and i see a house centipede
>>140359691>going on 28you're kidding me
>>140359622Unless she asks, don't mention if it's your first time dating a black girl. Light skinned or nah?
>>140359669That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>140359704I know, it's scary considering I haven't had a kid yet. Only a couple of years left before I hit the wall.
Reddit is down, how can I discuss my eagles now?
i have no idea who even goes after pick #13
>Be downtown detroit>See LA Charger fag huddling to himself because he can't take 40 degree weathercalifags could never.
Reddit is down: how exactly am I supposed to have level-headed, even-keeled discourse about the NFL that is suitable for the adult mind?
>>140359695It's amazing that the niners saw this, saw the result, and their only question was "how can we do even worse?"
>>140359622In middle school this black girl decided for me that I was in love with her and wouldn't fuck off for anything. Nothing I said could convince her that she was all around repulsive. Her dad (in Raiders gear ofc) even met me during bring your dad to school day or whatever and was like "Oh so YOU'RE Anon, uh huh, best believe I'll be keeping my eye on YOU Anon".The next year in a completely unrelated incident a different black girl asked me out, I said no, she went straight to the teacher and thence to the principal to report that I had been sexually harassing her. I got a 3 day suspension and my ass beat at home.
>>140359691>tfw turning 30 this yearAwful
>>140359788Not to mention they drafted Solomon Thomas this draft who turned out to be an awful pick
>>140359778>April 25th>40 degreesWeird flex but ok
>>140359792Cute ass yt boi be making my coochie squirt
Yeah.. I’m expecting lots of trades to drum up Twitter activity..
>>140359808I turned 30 last year. I'm pretty much on my deathbed now.
>>140359706Nah but her skin looks soft and refined on the pictures
hi i'm new to /nfl/ i thought this was a general for talking about the nfl. is it really about talking about how to date black girls?
>>140359851Always has been
>>140359851That’s the only way you’ll get an offspring that will be good at the sport
>>140359786>Reddit is downHow the fuck would you know that unless you...
This is as crazy as I can get
>>140359840I can already feel my limbs weakening, the darkness is closing in. At least I can die easy knowing my burrs are in good hands with gayleb.
>>140358533>was scheduled to work tonight>got cut so I have the night to watch the draft with my /nfl/ compadresgonna be based. Only question is what should I get for dinner?
So is Bowers actually worth the 10th overall pick or is he just a product of a really good georgia team?
if im not in a relationship with a girl but it's going good, can i still flirt with other girls?
I personally enjoy approaching 30, building wealth and realizing my place in the world desu. Youth sucked in a way until college, and then age 22-25 sucked again.
>>140359881Yes of course
>>140359878No TE is worth a top 10 pick
>>140359881Generally there will be a conversation about exclusivity, until then you can do what you like. However some people will assume otherwise and this can burn you.
No matter who gets picked tonight, it feels like the reffies are going to come out on top
>>140359467I'll put my hands on you worse than Jerry Sandusky did with those little boys. Leave now to maintain your bussy virginity.
Is the draft tonight? Wtf?
>>140359878Pass catcher is as individual position as there is in football. Dude was trucking, Mossing, and making crazy catches in the toughest conference in college. He will at least be a good NFL tight end.
>>140359894I was mostly joking, my late 20s were far better than my early 20s, even with the pandemic fucking with it, having money is nice, also as you get older girls get easier.
>>140359878He has the talent to deserve a number 10 pick, but Aaron's history with tight ends and tight end history in general would make people question the move for the jets.
30 is the new 20 you retards(no, I'm not balding)
>>140359268HOW COULD BEN BERNACKE DO THIS?!
mahom3s
>>140359881Just communicate openly as best you can. Like, make sure you're clear on whether she expects you to be "exclusive" or however you define it.
>>140359930Aaron loves him a tight end I would imagine.
>>140359878Bowers isn't anything special. Every year there's some caveman people drink the Kool aid on and he busts because hes not blocking 180lb linebackers anymore
>>140359702Saw one of those for the first time the other night, was laying in bed and the Duel of the Fates started playing so I opened my eyes to what looked like a spider coming down to my face. Nope, it was a giant ass house centipede on the ceiling. Thing looks at me and says "To do aught good will never be my task, but ever to do ill my sole delight". So I'm like "Then you must perish" and grabbed a shoe to hit it but its fast twitch enabled it to juke me. Still I hit the ceiling hard enough that it fell off into my bed and went under my covers. Awesome. Eventually it came shooting out onto my pillow and I smote it so hard it shook the house. Had to look up what the fuck it was after.
>>140359933>30 is the new 20 you retardsI agree. I'm 33 and my wife recently let me start dating other women. we're still somewhat sexually active but she sees it as a way to outsource that aspect of our relationship to other girls. it's not too difficult to find willing, regular girls to hook up with i've found if you use reddit. gonna go over to my main girl's apartment to watch the nfl draft tonight.
>>140359947Gonna need to add a 4 in there by the end of this year.
>>140359881I think you know the line on this. If you’re doing some light flirting with a girl at a checkout counter it’s nbd. If you’re in a drinking environment, and putting on moves that you know work, or you’re telling her how good she looks then you’ve crossed the line.
>>140359960>he busts because hes not blocking 180lb linebackers anymoreBowers played in the SEC
>>140359965Lucky. I can't even watch the draft tonight because my wife's boyfriend is coming over for dinner.
>>140359993I hope Philly makes some good picks tonight, bro.
Was Jerry Sandusky a good coach?
I don't care who we draft we are so back!
>>140360011Trust me, he knew his way around balls and molding young men.
>>140360014enjoy diggs losing you the playoffs
>>140359622Don't make her feel like she sticks out in social situations. Dated a black girl here and she thanked me cause i made her feel she is part of the "normal". Might be different in the US since you meet black people there more often.
This
>>140360024I heard he would give them a good, long, hard discipline when they did something naughty.
this is the way.
>With the 1st round 33rd pick of the 2024 draft, the NFL referees select:
>>140360011He was good at his job as a coach until he molested the team
>Patriots select Maye at 3>Vikings trade up and select McCarthy at 6>Vikings trade 23 and JJ for MayeScreencap this
Who gots the link to the draft discord
>>140360050I was with him all the way until he mentioned the Packers. Do Bears fans only think about Green Bay every year?
>anons freaking over turning 30your 30's and 40's are the best years of your life. The whole world is open to you during those years. You are, or should be, at the peak of your physical and intellectual powers in your 30's and 40's.Sure, they can be wasted if you're a loser languishing away in obscure internet anonymity, but surely no one here is doing that, right?....right?
>>140360056>Kool-Aiddo americans really?
>>140359960bowers barely blocked. He put the georgia offense on his back like kelce does with KC since he was a freshman.
>>140360057Panthers have the 33rd pick because they suck
>>140360050Pokemon arent real. And why would they give a shit about human sports? Jesus bears fans are dumb as fuck
>>140360083Could be worse, his name could be Ladd.
>>140360089This, he's the next Gronk/Kelce. He shouldn't even be available for the Jets at 10. He should go earlier.
>>140360050Caleb will cry himself out of a starting position and out of Chicago by year 3 just like all bears QBs (who aren't noted to be crying in mommy's lap or painting fingernails).
>>140360089Shut up kraut. You know nothing about American sports, go back to eating sausage and drinking beer at 9am. Faggot
>>140360061In ancient greece it was common for stuff like that. Not sure why we got so mad about it when it happens in football locker rooms.
>>140360080Everyone in their division does.
>>140360083I drink kool-aid sometimesHave to put so much sugar in that shit you might as well just drink a Coke tho
>>140360081man fuck you i don't need this shit right now
>>140360110>in ancient greeceWe aren’t in an ancient time period or foreign country. That’s probably the most pathetic excuse for any tranny or fag out there.
>>140360110Was it though? I see this everywhere and no one ever provides proof, beyond a wikipedia article, and that article has very suspect sources and anotations itself if you look into them. Everyone says it's 'common knowledge' but I don't see any concrete evidence.
How many games will the bears win this upcoming season?
It's a pretty comfy draft for the Packies. Really we're already covered in most positions just need to grow and mature as a team. So that means we draft purely BPA this year.
>>140359634Can't go wrong with 'za.
Draft this bussy
can't go wrong with this bussy
>>140360145Shit I wish. I have a free za coupon but they require me to pay at least $12 to have it delivered. Fucking scam. I shouldn’t have spent my last few dollars on those tall boys last night
>>140360138>I need photographic proof to believe it.>It is the only way I can get offOkay.
>>1403601409 possibly 10.
>>140359634Here’s what I’m eating for the draft
im watching famous american adventure and military science fiction television series Stargate Atlantis, in it Major John Sheppard says hes a big fan of college football. why would someone be more into college football than the NFL?
>>140360104Gronk was drafted in the 2nd round and Kelce in the 3rd. Kittle in the 5th. A flashy first round pick like Bowers makes me instinctively dubious
>>140360170You disgusting slob
>>140360170That’s a relatively small amount of McDonald’s for an average sized person, I’d say?
>jets drafting a TE over a WRYou seriously don’t believe this do you?
>>140360175It's more traditional, more regional rivalry, whereas the NFL is commercialized and more of a product. Of course right now cfb is going through a heavy commercialization phase.
>>140360170What the fuck are these prices?
>>140360170Kys
>>140360166Can't you go pick it up?
>>140360170Got the sweet and sour sauce right at least
>>140360188ez smokescreen. First realistic destination for Bowers is 15 with the Colts
>>140360168>photographic proofMore like a documentary proof. Yes, there is evidence of older men molesting younger men in a few documents and in a vase. But nowhere near enough evidence that suggests it was as 'common' or 'widespead' as it's made out to be.
>>140360214Nah I’m too drunk already, I thought about it because I need a new dab cart but I’m probably just gonna smoke bud and get zooted and chill during the draft
>>140360206press f12, change numbers on the screenDo you even SIRS?
>mcdonalds>kfcfor me it's always been pizza for draft night
>>140360170>go to checkout>hasn't paid for it yetweak bait. I can open my door dash app and put in a fake order too.
>>140360230>dab cartyou know that gives you cancer right?
>>140360239dang that looks good. Gonna need wash it down with some pepto bismal though
>>140360136If you lived back in that time you would have engaged in it as well.
>>140360230based degenerate
>>140359913He didn't actually do anything. It's a huge conspiracy. Look it up.
>>140360239Fucking gross. Literally looks like a cat or dog took a bunch of shits in the pizza box. Don't ever post that again anon.
>>140360252Any form of smoke will give you cancer. Edibles or bust.
>>140360252I don’t care, it feels good. My lungs are fine and with modern medicine I’ll be fine, just going to trust our health system if anything were to happen
Here's my draft feast
>>140360285>He doesn't get the spicy McChicken without mayo>He gets his McDoubles without onionNOT going to make it!
>>140360285You can buy yourself a nice steak for that price
>>140360285>large fries is now $5it's over for america
Thanks guys, I'm eating leftovers tonight and you're all making it seem like a feast.
i have never seen anyone eat a 20 piece in one sitting in my life. its always some skinny guy claiming they "smash" them all the time, too.
fellas
>>140360268>>140360024Back in the late 90s one of my friends told me a story about a coach fucking different students in the shower. I wonder how common that practice was.
>>140360309That's how fast food gets you. People are so used to getting fries that they supercharge the prices
Did anyone see jared leto’s post on X today?
Chicken fajitas and chips..
>>140360325Me and my high school buddy used to get stoned and take down a 50 piece between us on a regular basis
>>140360140they're gonna lose to the packers twice, lose to the loins twice and probably lose to the vikings twice so that's six losses guaranteed
>pizza and takisyeah this guy has shit taste.
>>140360187he's eating the mcchicken THAT I EARNED
>this is who americas hope is depending on holy fuck we are doomed as a nation
>>140360328based fatass
>>140360336Was? Saban probably broke all of the bucks on his lineup. I heard he would do that even during practice by slapping them on the ass to prepare their assholes for the shower. Then rewarded them for their gift of pleasure by buying them new dodge chargers. True story
>>140360328Nice
>>140360371How many illegals crossed today?
>>140360371Nigger
>>140360384>Crossedthe government is paying for their plane tickets now
>>140358533Go Steelers
>>140360325>he doesn't smash the nugs
My wife called me a pathetic loser for buying a 6 pack to drink during the draft……
smash this bussy
>>140360325Yeah guys... Who would eat 20 nuggies in one sitting?
>>140360325I can smash a 40 and I ain't even fat. Granted, I fast and run a lot, but still.
>>140360476I bought a handle so what does that make me
>>140360476insane ass
>>140360499It's shooped dipshit
>>140360378I still remember getting a boner when he told me about the sounds of their ass clapping in the shower. I'm straight but hearing that at a young age turned me on for some reason.
HELLOOOOO /nfl/This is your reminder before the draft that Mike Vrabel is NOT the head coach of any team in the NFL or College. This comes after you faggots acted like he was GOAT coach and it was the worst move letting him go in recent NFL history!
>>140360530Who the fuck is that? Never bussy heard of him.
What ever happened with that Georgia TE that was like 7' tall 300lbs? At least I think it was Georgia.
>>140360371Lo
>>140360512what's the original?
I would love nothing more than to see my white wife get pounded so hard by a bbc. I can literally hear the plap plap plap against her pussy of some virile angry negro just before he unleashes his rancid nigger seed into her
haters don't know about the supreme sports snack
>>140360581anyways, go Giants
>>140360581Why are chiefs fans like this?
>>140360549Darnell Washington. He was drafted by the Steelers
>>140360581based
>>140360599
Less than 6 hours until the draft begins
Trade up for this bussy
>>140360581Holy shit seek mental helpstop watching porn
>>140360613Why's a giants fan there?
>>140360599She fucks a lot of guys and Patrick watches and sometimes gets fucked too. She even has a polygamy tattoo on her foot.
>>140360667Are you retarded?
>>140360586pickled herring in cream sauce is better
remember to belittle and bully all AIposters
Which team has the coolest merchandise and why is it the Cardinals?
>>140358779Does this mean Sauce has cancer? You basically need to have cancer for Roger to give up the mic on draft night and that would be a very Jets things.
I am warming up to Drake May as I think JJ is Mac Jones 2.0. Anyone change my mind?
>>140360791Bears and Broncos win by default because blue+orange is a cheat code, just the best color combo.
>>140360832Kys janny
>>140360806Turns out the Metlife field surface is actually made of asbestos and mesothelioma is rampant in the ranks along with missing ligaments
>>140360832Drake Maye's rookie season will be rough unless Brisett is the starter.
>>140360602Is he any good. He looked like an absolute monster running around on the same field as teenagers.
>>140360832The only comparison Mac has to JJ is the looks and national champs. They're both 'pretty boys, aww shucks, religious' types. JJ has a way stronger arm, 10x the athlete Mac is, and can fit it in tighter windows than Mac could ever dream of. My NFL comp for JJ is Joe Burrow, and my comp for Maye is Herbert. They're just different kinds of QBs.
>>140360864That's what you get for hiring goombahs to build it instead of mexicans. The asbestos is so cadaver dogs will never find the bodies.
>>140360908>Is he any good.You haven't heard about him at all so what do you think?
>>140360885Im afraid the Pats are in the phase of ruining 1st round QB picks.
Gentlest of warm reminders that Gayj mcfarty is the entire reason michigan lost to TCU
>>140360911>only comparisonThey're both white.
>>140360911in their final college years:>JJ: 2991 yards, 22 touchdowns>mac: 4500 yards, 41 touchdownsbut yes, JJ can do things Mac "can't dream of"jj mccarthy is craig krenzel/ken dorsey reincarnated, the dude was dragged to a national championship by defense and run gameit's easy to have efficient numbers when you have an incredibly low usage rate and nobody is looking for the pass and all you do is play action
>>140360911>My NFL comp for JJ is Joe Burrowcollege careers not even close and glass joe is nfl elite. jj needs seasoning
>>140360933Some poor team is going to draft him because he interviews well
I sure hope Caleb cries into an opera when he’s selected
>>140360911>My NFL comp for JJ is Joe BurrowPut the crack pipe down
>>140360996I hope he jumps up and does a zesty as fuck dance so I can shitpost more. Draft fuel is all I've got until the preseason
>>140360911i haven't been able to figure out a comp for jj because the sample size is just ridiculously small, but yeah, he has much better tools than mccorkle, is younger, and apparently has character green flags across the board in terms of work ethic and coachability. if i were the giants, i would value a top tier receiver like nabers or odunze more and give danny derps one last shot, but i like the idea of minnesota jumping to #5 for mccarthy
'za bros for the draft, where we at?
>>140361024I also have sex with women to tide me over but I agree with you. Go Eagles.
>>140360984Mac was asked to throw the ball a lot more because that was the era of turbo poopoo omega dogshit tier defense for Alabama. They gave up like 40 something points to Florida, I remember that game. That's when Saban's dementia started to hit with the awful coordinator hires.
>>140358533If there is a god, the GIants will pull this trade off
What the hell does zesty mean
>>140361088Got some sugar in the tank
got some sugar in this bussy
>>140360675is that why the chiefs are so good. patrick allows men to fuck his wife while he saves his test for football?
>>140361088it means gay, especially for black men
allow men to fuck this bussy
>>140361088
>>140361088Gives off an air of bussy juice
>>140361112Cuckold QBs win more rings on average than those monogamous types.
>>140361040Larger pizzas have more pizza than many multiples of small pizzas
>>140360996Ru Paul and Lady Gaga announcing the pick with 2 solid minutes of singing
>>140360268Look up this bussy
>>140361259>rhythmic bussy slapping intensifies
remember what they took from you
Caleb isn't going number 1Jayden Daniels is Screencap this
screencap this bussy
>>140361302I will /nfl/ free for all access to my horse if this happens
>>140361310post it bby
>>140361233Those are four 14 inch pizzas. Most larges are 16 inches, and cost $23 themselves. I'm getting way more with this deal.
The Vikings are winning the Super Bowl and there are zero things that you can do about it
>>140361344>Those are four 14 inch pizzasWhat's everyone else going to eat?
The Bussys are winning the Super Bowl and there are zero things that you can do about it
>>140360492based as hell
>>140361344jelly ngl
I could out-eat every single person in this thread combined
I could eat-out every single person in this thread combined
he's trying to force a "out-eat this bussy". shan't be doing it
>>140361356I won't eat all of them tonight, maybe two of them, also keeping in mind I'm fasting until I eat tonight. They're pretty low calorie too, as far as pizzas go, being Neapolitan style thin crust and with little to no cheese. I'll probably shave some steak on top of them, though.
>>140361377I'm thinking kind of person to eat box of nutty bars and then two hours later think "hmm I haven't eaten today"
>>140361377You sure?
Bust Tiers:Likely Bust. Success at pro level would be shocking.>Caleb WilliamsProbable bust. Could be a serviceable backup in a pinch.>Drake Maye>J.J. McCarthy>Michael Penix Jr.Unlikely bust. Could have long career as backup or even a couple seasons as a starter here and there.>Bo Nix>Jayden Daniels
Jordan Mailata is going to announce the Iggles 1st round pick tonight from Australia. This means they are picking Lane's replacement, right?
I could eat out every single bussy in this thread combined
>>140361356Just took my nachos out of the oven (pickled my own jalapeños)
>>140361437looks really good anon, enjoy
>>140361437I'll pickle your jalapeno
Here is uncle Colin's bussy draft
/nfl/ is a BK boardWhat's all this MickDonnalds posting about?
>>140361420how likely is it i bust the next 10 minutes? i just discovered you can get old barely legals on archive sites
>>140361437mirin
>>140361437>marble countertopsyou made it, anon
>>140361437wow that looks l33t
>>140361464Unlikely unless you can find a new source of midget clown porn POV
>>140361461I like both. My food standards are really low and I enjoy a burg from either of them.
>>140361437DRAFT IS IN 5 HOURS RETARD
>>140361499Maybe it was an old photo. Looks good either way
>>140361330Is your horse named visceral?
>>140361461>/nfl/ is a BK boardYou're in the wrong mcfucking neighborhood, motherfucker
>he isn't pre-Draft sunning his balls
>>140361437>bussy countertopsYou made it, anon
>>140361499I have a food warmer oven :)
>>140361437Who's your male friend with vitiligo?
>>140361514I hope you get Whoppered like Damarius Hamlin
What is the best time zone for sports and why is it mountain time? Draft starts at 6pm. Don't have to rush home after work like west coast retards Don't have to stay up until midnight like east coast retards
>>140361525>5 hours under a heat lampAdmit you're just fat
>>140361300I miss that funky disco theme song
>>140361545lets cool it with the racism
>>140361545Yeah I laughed when I saw Rome Odunze
>>140361579Fine, Colin is a mentally disabled person of color and member of the LGBT community
>>140361555hope in one hand and shit in the other, which one fills up first?
>>140361595Gonna need some sauce on this image
>>140361595damn, this woman owes me sex
I'll refrain from hating cowherd for one day since he took a massive steamer all over the Celtics this morning
>>140361557>still daylight during nighttime events it's central
He's right
Less that 4 bongs
>>140361607Based. See, was that so hard?
>>140361557I'm in central but vaguely concerned about timing, need to walk the doge after work which takes about 2 hours, won't be back until after 7. How much fucking around is there usually after the official start time?
refrain from hating this bussy
>>140361625it took me 2 seconds to find it, you retarded faggotare zoomers really this fucking computer-illiterate? you're almost as bad as boomers
>>140361692>need to walk the doge after work which takes about 2 hoursHow the fuck does it take you 2 hours to walk your dog? Unless you mean playing as well.
>IT WAS DA REEEFS
>>140361692A lot. You'll probably be fine, or you'll just miss the first pick which doesn't matter at this point
your links for streams you are watching for draft coverage for tonight?
>>140361356Chicken and rice. I’ve got a high school reunion in a couple months and I’m trying to switch over around 3-4 pounds of fat into muscle
>>140361731Unfortunately he lives at my mom's because I rent, so it's a 20 minute drive each way, plus an hour walk, and about 20 minutes of pets because I hate not loving with him.
>>140361711Well now it's gone so I can't even reverse image search you fuck head
>>140361750
>>140361758Aww that's sweet.
>>140361758*Living, but it kinda works anyway.
>>140361460>jets dont trade down if oline>draft Bowers over odunzeAnd you people still watch
>I hate not loving with him Get back in the draft room, Caleb Williams.
>>140361758What are you doing to that dog?
>>140361779cute at the start, looks like a demon after the transition
It's jungle bunny hours
>>140361759it is not that ahrd
This lady is obviously a Dolphins fan, right?
>>140361849i am
>>140361377Try me bro
Getting a little tired of the subtle racism in these threads
>MayeWentz>DanielsRGIII>McCarthyPurdy>NixMinshew>PenixGeno Smith
>>140361855post-transition
I could eat out every single person in this thread combined
>>140361855Cards, she's from 'zona
>>140361962Gay
>>140361759>zoomers literally cannot reverse image search or use the archive
Stop eating goyslop
>>140361751better cut that rice out, then. You need less carbs than you think, especially if you're trying to get lean.
>>140361751>high school reunionGet off 4chan gramps
By the time Caleb gets his second contract, the league may look very different. Reid may retire, Tomlin may retire, McCarthy may be in Jacksonville.
Cards fall face forward into a generational WR at #4 every twenty years
Eat this bussy
>>140361849Why are you using a slavic language for searches in Germany?
>>140361461I'm eating Sonic rn.
>>140361936Same but if we flaunt it we'll be banned
>>140362046>Larry>generationalHe was never a top 5 receiver at any point of his career let's be real
>>140361936Maybe check out r/nfl?
Browns fans how we doing! We excited?
>>140361751embrace the bloat
>>140362087Corn dogs, mustard and onion rings sound good af.
embrace this bussy
>>140361842>>140361849>>140361855>>140361779I GOT JUNGLE FEVERAAAAAAH
>>140362066it is just auto generated text when you paste an image in imagesearch
where to wattch the draft
>>140359188Of those, Fuaga since I think the others will be gone by 19. My fave prospect is Chop but if >we trade up I hope it's for Bowers
Why does nobody ever talk about James Lofton?
Vikings are getting Maye
>>140362192oh, yandex is a russian site if it is unknown to you
God can the mods get off their fat lazy asses and crackdown on the offtopic shit here
>God can the mods get off their fat lazy asses and crackdown on the offtopic shit here
>>140362213That's the one team where he lands that I can believe he would bussy develop into a franchise QB.
>>140362235Crackdown on this bussy
>>140362235uff
What will Good Morning Football lol like next season?
>>140362235You will never be a woman
>>140362235Fr. Goyslop discussion and gooners need the rope
>>140362235>God can the mods get off their fat lazy asses and crackdown on the offtopic shit hereMods are stuck in cap hell, must rely on janny contracts
4.25 hours until the draft begins
>>140361555WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>140362349What if the jannies meet all their incentive bonuses?
>>140362235Outlaw culture on sp is a cancer that just won't die unfortunately
Europeans will never know this feel.
>>140362319>>140362319>>140362319
>>140361733Imagine letting Dik Poopsock style on you like this
Going to draft row 1 tomorrow. What should I do?
there's no reason the draft shouldn't take place in late feb
I think Rome Odunze drops to the 7th round
>>140362385Don't they just find Africans to play diveball?
>>140362379possibly as much as 2-4x their normal payout
>>140361936Yeah, we should be more open
>>140358785vikings picks then they trade back up to #8
>>140358841if you ponder going gay you're probably a fag.what you're thinking about is coming out of the closet
>>140361551lol I was thinking the same
>>140361437>No black olivesInto the trash it goes
Is anyone else tired of the Caitlin Clark and WNBA hype? It’s really starting to piss me off. Like why the fuck are you streaming college softball over major men’s basketball or baseball? Nobody gives a shit
