Top NFL Headlines - April 25, 2024 Report: Rams "calling to get into top 10" in tonight's draftBears unveil $5B proposal for new domed lakefront stadiumWashington OT Troy Fautanu has a late medical flagPatriots set to draft Drake Maye barring huge offerBengals have zero interest in trading Trey HendricksonReport: Patriots exploring adding another 1st-round pickCommanders are retiring Hall-of-Fame CB Darrell Green's numberNFL to open training academy in Australia in SeptemberCommanders decline LB Jamin Davis's fifth-year optionMarvin Harrison Jr. has been given assurances by Cardinals about being drafted 4th overall
Bussy Whopper
>>140362319where do you get the news headlines from
From last thread.Goin to draft day 2 tomorrow what should I do since I’m in row 1?
4chan janitor to sign 1 year, 0 dollar extension with $0.00 of it guaranteed, per Ian Rapoport
>>140362412It's called the Impossible Whopper you racist
>>140362424yell bussy
>>140362442Call this bussy
>>140362398craft a thoughful sign for us
>>140362414theredzone.org
So who is the guy who will fall the farthest in the draft? My money is on JJ
reminder the Jags absolutely suck
Ayo any white girls in this general?
>Marvin Harrison Jr. has been given assurances by Cardinals about being drafted 4th overalli mean wtf does that even mean? does that mean betting on MHJ to go #4 overall is free money? wouldn't the odds be like -10,000?
>>140362424Say you love trannies when the Panthers make the 33rd pick
absolutely suck this bussy
Streaming here tonighthttps://discord.gg/YXBceppx
>>140362424What the anon that got 3 repeating digits said. Either yell draft this bussy or pick this bussy
>>140362464who will sit till day 2?
>>140362498There is still a chance a team trades to #3 to get MHJ
>>140362424Protein farts
>Tiki Barber announcing a draft pick for the GiantsBased. Sure, maybe he made a poor decision by criticizing Eli/Coughlin only to end up with egg on his face but at least he never went turncoat and put on that fucking green uniform out of spite UNLIKE SOME OTHERS I COULD MENTION
Surprised the Jets are letting Edwards announce their 3rd (or 2nd) rounder this year. I thought they would've had Sauce do it with the way he acted on twitter.
>>140362522>Darius RobinsonWhoever this is
>>140362498Teams sometimes say that and mean it, sometimes say it and it's a smokescreen. The Bears gave Mahomes assurances he was their pick when they took Trubisky for instance, pissing him off for life.
>>140362464I have Latham falling to the mid 20s
Where is HE going?
>>140362535Cry about it, bitch.
xth for pro bowl quarterback Tyler Isaiah Huntley
>>140362535Will the gints be retarded enough to take JJ?
>>140362569>Hey guys, we signed an underachieving, injury-prone, aging RB. Take that!
>>140362569Enjoy him once you realize he doesn't break tackles and makes bafflingly stupid decisions when he's running to try and ice the game.
>>140362568my hawksies
>>140362584Watch him have a career year behind that line, even without kelce lol
Key Lime Pie is the best pie, I will eat that during the draft
>>140362621Lime and pie doesn't mix.
>>140362635It does and the result is absolutely delicious.
>>140362522Darius Robinson for sure.
>>140362621FUCK are key limes in season? I've been trying to find real ones in season for years.
>>140362586Sounds like a great fit for the Eagles
>>140362424Something really offensive
ENTER
>>140362610>watch him have a career year behind that o-line that was pretty good before and just lost its best player, playcaller and anchorlane johnson is falling apart at the seams as well, expect massive regression
>>140362621i will eat your moms pie during the draft
Jayden Daniels>40 Pass TDs>10 Rush TDs11 of those passing TDs & 2 of those rush TDs were against Grambling & Georgia State, two absolute shit-tier schools. He's going to be a massive bust.
MLB > NHL >>>> NBA >>>>>power gap>>>>> Goyball
>>140362720Digging up a grave right before the draft? You might want to get started.
I'm only watching the draft to see where THE MUTT ends up. I don't care about Gayleb Williams.
>>140362498it probably is because even if the patriots dont take a QB they'll be able to trade their pick to someone who does. The only way harrison isn't picked at 4 is if the chargers go insane and leap them, which could happen but I imagine they'll have to give up so much to do that
I made chicken teriyaki
>>140362737>NBA over anythingLiterally nobody can play defense, they worship China, and all of them are flop faggots.
>>140362752Drake Maye is going to the Patriots
>>140362752i know who you mean but also "the mutt" describes about 40% of the eligible players
>>140362720Not if I eat it first.
>>140362710He'll just move even earlier, it'll be fine.
>>140362762and yet, its still a better sport than your WWE tier football
>>140362764And they'll be drafting another white QB in 4-5 years. He's got bust written all over him.
>>140362764>Black supremacist coach will be picking a white QB when both Jayden Daniels and Penix are availableDelusional
>>140362783NBA literally got caught fixing games. NBA players flop like no other, that's WWE-tier. Yes, ALL sports are fixed or at least controlled to a certain degree.
4 bongs away, bros
>>140362789>Drake Maye >whiteAnon.....
There's not a single QB in this draft that won't either be a journeyman backup or playing in the UFL within 5 years.
>>140362811Blacks actually have their own single drop rule lol.
Coach Primate>black qbs
>>140362789daniels will be picked at 2 because he actively said he doesnt want to play for WFT, so they will pick him as he fits the culture perfectly
>>140362815I just cant wait to see gayleb williams get btfo when he's forced to get his faggot nails chipped when playing a real game
>>140362584And was the main reason why the Giants even made the playoffs and lowkey winning them the game against the Vikings. Sure it was the Vikings and primetime Kirk Cousins, but it was a playoff win he won for Jones none the less.
>>140362833kek
>>140362835I can't wait for the seethe when he plays well and /nfl/ starts seething uncontrollably
>>140362830Racist
>>140362582The remnant stench of Gettleman is strong enough to make it possible.
>>140362854>when he plays welllollmao even
>>140362815>nooooo they're good enough to at least have a semi pro career>some of them will NOT be working in an Amazon warehouse in 2 yearsDelusional faggot.
>>140362836If Vikings walk away with Drake Maye it'll be because that game fucked up the rebuild for the Giants and convinced MN it was time to move on from Kirk.NFL altering result.
>>140362854if he can't handle losing in college he won't make it in nfl
>>140362836Saquon had less than 10 carries in that playoff game. DJ was the best player on the field in that game and anything suggesting otherwise is revisionist history.
>>140362830What the hell?? Delete this racist shit.
There's nothing Mahomes can do that Caleb can't
>>140362876Would you like to try again without a 100% strawman argument?
>>140362815Bo Nix will be a 5x Pro Bowler because the QB pool in the future is utter dogshit and the rest are busts in the making outside maybe Drake Maye who could be average
where da stream @
what if they called it freakyball and you have to suck toes to win
I wish the rule about no racism outside of /b/ was actually enforced.
>>140362901Mahomes isn't Prince playing QBShill your sissy faggot elsewhere Jewboy
>>140362901Watch his wife get railed by other men. He's a confirmed bachelor.
>>140362910>QB pool in the future is utter dogshitArch Manning is going #1 regardless of how he plays and teams will be tanking like never before for him.
>>140362865>muh Gettlememe boogeymanJerry Reese was worse than Gettleman
I remember there being a pretty big debate at the time about whether the Bengals should go Oline or WR. Are there so little Chargers fans that nobody cares who they take or are fans just smart enough to know who clearly won the original debate.
>>140362889DJ was fine, but that was more just PT Cousins being PT Cousins.
Give it to me straight, what are the odds the Bengals trade Higgins for a Top 5 pick to draft Harrison Jr. as his immediate replacement?
>>140362928it's not racist if it's facts
>>140362931Prince outlived Mike Jack
>>140362906Want to try not being a gigantic faggot?
>>140362940>being this delusionalLOL
>>140362980>being this delusionalLOL
>>140362946their window is closed
>>140362970Thanks for admitting you're wrong. All you have is strawman and ad hominem fallacies. I accept your concession. Filtered. Now be a good low IQ retard and reply to me while I'll never see it. I know you can't resist. You're already furiously typing.
>>140362998>worse than Ewers who's midYou tell me who the delusional one is faggot
>>140362912See>>140362512
>>140362964anon Higgins is worth like a 2nd or 3rd, he's older and probably not a WR1
Mad Mel is going to great again. Can't wait to wake up tomorrow and watch the compilation from today's stream.
McConkey wiill be the best WR in this draft class btwMy Ninies will get him (:
>>140363012Good job filtering the whole thread lol.
>>140363012Holy based
>>140363077i somehow have it in my urine that it will be keon coleman
>>140363045Let me guess, you thought Tory Holt wasn't a WR1 because the Rams had Bruce. You thought Wayne wasn't a WR1 because the Colts had Harrison.
>>140363045NTA, but he's 25 and is at the very least the 32nd best WR in the league. a desperate team would send a late 1st for him if this draft class wasn't so deep at receiver
>>140362945>Guy who won the Giants two superbowls is worse than the guy who drafted the following in the first round>2018=Barkley when you could've gotten Josh Allen>2019=Daniel Jones when you could've gotten him in the 30th pick. Also could've gotten the other Josh Allen with the 6th overall pick>2020=Thoma>2021= traded back and got a haul (best one so far for his final year) and used that first round pick on ToneyJust admit you don't like Reese because he's black at this point.
>>140363129McKinney was good retard
>>140363129Not an argument. I'm not even a Giants fan btw
>>140362871Yes. It's hilarious how you all try so desperately to downplay his talent and pretend like he's not the highest rated QB prospect in this draft.
>>140363115>>140363114I believe the most likely suitor is the Patriots at pick 34 I believe. They would likely trade for Higgins then draft another WR in the 3rd.
>>140363077Chiefs will grab him in the first because he's Kelce-esque
>>140363151Second round dummy. Was talking about first round picks.>>140363153Giants fans would disagree.
>>140363169Shut up homo
>>140363171Right, the Bengals wouldn't take a 2nd though for good reason. They'd rather have one last ride with him and get a 3rd round compensatory pick for letting him walk
What team gets the whitest QB in NFL draft history? Yes, I'm talking about THE Spencer Rattler.
>>140362881Fortunately he will now have a defense that won't give up 40+ every game
>>140363192>Giants fansWho?
>>140363129Think he meant Reese is worse than Gettleman because NFCE divisional rival fan. All those fans loved Gettleman for making the Giants shit in his tenure.
>>140363222Cry about it
>>140362512>Streaming here tonightYou don't know what you're missing if you've never seen Pat Mcafee draft spectacular. Mad Mel will make you spit out your drink
>>140363243Rattler won't even see one snap as a starter in the NFL LMAOMichael Pratt has a higher shot LOOOOOOOL
>>140363243One of the big Patriots media guys has been pushing for him if they trade down
>>140363248Oh giants fans still lurk here. They just hide behind their rocks until either the Cowboys, Eagles, and even the Redacted do something retarded. Also this guy>>140362535>>140362584>>140362586
no baseball no good QB in 2024 simple as
>>140363255Reese held the Giants back more than Gettleman did but OK cucklord
>>140362912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWRjnVa2rw
>>140363273Belichick is gonna be on the same stream kek
>>140363273Grab your pitchforks. nta, Mad Mel is amazing as is most of his impressions.
>>140363314Holding them back by not winning more superbowls vs Gettlemans none?
>>140363273Fuck off Pat
>>140363323>Grab your pitchforksSo if you know where Gutenkunst lives and you're in the area, grab your pitchforks maybe throw a couple of bricks through his fuckin window
God damn it my wives boyfriend is coming over I won't have the TV, where can I stream the draft?
>>140363115>NTAYou sure about that?
>>140363335>2 meme owls>notableYou're embarrassing yourself harder kek
>>140363352Based Chiefs poster not looking a few posts above.
>>140363323>Here I am at the power of light building>If the packers FUCK this up I will be walking all 86 stories>and SWAN diving off of it into the concrete>turning myself into a PINK mist
This is the most important question of the NFL Draft. How many fans at the Draft will get robbed, assaulted, or murdered by the church going future doctors & lawyers of Detroit?
>>140363355no
>>140363361Least they went and won those two superbowls in this century. Can't say the same about "We going to make moves this offseason" Cowkeks.
OH BABY YOOUUUUU
>>140363368Most people there are from Detroit and thus don't have anything worth robbing for.
>>140362928it gets enforced if you make fun of non-african descent
I'm in the dakotas and they better be glad this wasn't scheduled for tomorrow in Detroit. We are currently getting piss pounded by hail and rain and lightning
This time next year:1. Caleb Williams2. Patrick Mahomes3. Lamar Jackson4. CJ Stroud5. Jalen Hurts
>>140363387The travelers that aren't from Detroit?
>>140363407Killed before they reached the city
>>140362998Made me laugh :)
>>140363397>black QBs
>>140363380>Can't say the same about "We going to make moves this offseason" Cowkeks.As a Cowboy fan, even I felt that blow.
>>1403633971. Mahomes2. Burrow3. Stroud4. Goff5. Young
>>140363420I knew I should have prefaced with a trigger warning
>>140363429>>140363397QBs typically regress in year 2. I expect the same from Stroud.
>>140363397>1. Caleb WilliamsCrying like a bitch because he broke a nail and lost 4 in a row. BENCHED>2. Patrick MahomesShoulder injury midway through the season. Okay for Chiefs fans though because Wentz will come in and play hero ball after a year of apprenticeship under Stafford>3. Lamar JacksonHurt halfway through season. Joever for Baltimore.>4. CJ StroudSophomore Slump>5. Jalen HurtsRegresses further without Steichen, at BEST 15-20QB
>>140363449some QBs are built different though. You'll see.
>>140363448Trigger this bussy
Coming out of college 1.Burrow2.Williams 3.Lawrence 4.Murray5.Young 6.Maye 7.Wilson 8.Tua 9.Mayfield10.Hurts
>>140363449But the 3rd year is where things click for QBs
>>140363380>"We going to make moves this offseason" Cowkeks.Funny they lost more players than gain than the fucking Eagles lol. Also the fact Parsons and Lamb didn't show up for mandatory practice drills just speaks volumes that McCarthy lost the locker room possibly after that blowout loss at home. Their offeason moves was just the tip of that very large blunder of an iceberg
>>140363484herbert blows all these busts out the water
NEVER forget the Lions drafting 3 WRs in a row with Top 10 picksNEVER forget the Vikings not getting their pick in two years in a row
If we manage to keep the pick and draft, would this streak be considered one of the greatest franchise achievements in the modern NFL? Rams have gone to two superbowls in that time and won one and have over .500 winrate withnout needing first round talent through the draft. Has any other team achieved a similar feat in recent memory?
>>1403634541. Stafford2. Goff3. Vikings QB4. Cousins5. Herbert (IF Harbaugh can lead a pass first offense...typically he runs as much as he can and passes as a last resort but that was with Kaepernick and McCarthy as QBs)6. Allen7. Mayfield8. Minshew9. Stroud10. Mahomes / Wentz
>>140363397The Jalen Hurts nuthugging is hilarious considering he had one good season and that was when he was surrounded by a super team.
Do yall have a Draft Pick website?I wanted to make an image of my predictions
>>140363514I would imagine the browns are second and not even close
>>140363527s-shut up!
>>140363361>>140363380>>140363424>>140363497
>>140363539>I wanted to make an image of my predictionsMexibeans' opinions need not be heard about American Football
>>140363551That comma holding the weight of the world.
>>140363539https://www.profootballnetwork.com/mockdraft
>>140363527He's literally just a better Josh Allen with an arm like Drew Brees. Last season he was 10-1 and on his way to another god tier season before the whole team collapsed. If they get clicking again he'll remind people why they had him top 3 just a couple years ago
>>140363562The whole world is in his ass?
>>140363580Only if he's a member of the tribe.
>>140363571>Last season he was 10-1Reffies were responsible for half of that
>draft not in new yorkcringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98
>>140363514it helps you're LA. teams like Green Bay and Buffalo can't follow this model though
>>140363526>1. StaffordHe's going to win MVP isn't he
>Ladd Mcconkey>won't go higher because of his sizeJust admit that it's because he's white. Stop with the bullshit and admit that the NFL is racist against white receivers, DBs, and RBs. Yes, there are a few exceptions, but they prove the rule.
>>140363602Hasn't been for years.
>>140362901Caleb is a slow processor and can't play in the pocket.
>White DBs
>>140363645And a fairy who paints his nails, full of single mom energy like Kylar, and cries in mommys arms when he loses to a shit team for the 6th game in a row
DANIEL JONES JUST GOT BENCHED AGAIN!
>DING DING DING DINGGGG>DUH DUH-DINGGGGG>DING DINGG
>>140363655And there it is...
>>140363645His processing is one of his strengths as is playing in the pocket when he actually did it.
*clears throat*I’d like to make an announcement AHEM >White CBs
>MayeWentz>DanielsRGIII>McCarthyPurdy>NixMinshew>PenixGeno Smith
>>140363551Wonder what happens if the Cowboys don't trade up. Will he be fuming?
>>140363670DANNY DIPSHIT JUST GOT PICKED OFF AGAIN!
Name my band>The Bus(t)sin Boys
>>140363645Nice dog whistle
>>140363629honky cb's is the most valid use of racial discrimination ever devised
>>140363645>if i just say things that makes it true
>>140363655Brave
What are we snacking on?Of the Cards pick MHJ I will devour pic related
German draft-expert here: Just letting you guys know ... gayleb gayliams is utter dogshit and will take the b. Young Route Screenshot this
>Asian Kickers
>>140363743You're not a faggot.OK it doesn't work everytime.
>>140363719The Bussies
>>140363454Incredibly based post
>>140363667Zesty.
>>140363748Underrated snack
>>140363741Every great HS white DB gets turned into a different position in college. Any great HS white WR now gets told to put on weight and be a TE in college. White RB? Put on weight and now you're an edge.
Who's the sweetest nigga in the NFL and why is it Jalen Hurts?
>>140362319>lambs trying to move upwhat is mcgay cooking?
>>140363526Fucking based if Nix is the Vikings QB>>140363629My Ninies already got him (:
>>140363758liking dick in my bussy doesn't make me wrong
>>140363784Gayleb in about 3 hours
*Goodell walks up to the mic*With the first pick in the 2024 NFL Draft, the Chicago Bears selected....the sweetest bussy I have ever had....Caleb Williams.
Caleb Williams would beat the shit out of any of you faggots itt who are calling him a fairy
>>140363797And everybody clapped
>>140363420Use your real account, coward
>>140363806I'd beat that nigga's bussy
>>140363806Yeah fuck off Gayleb
>>140363791>My Ninies already got him (:Three-headed white monster right there
>>140363750If I may add to German bro here, Bo Nix will be the QB of this draft class, just sharing a little euro wisdom with y'all.
>>140363806I'm not calling him a fairy, I wasn't born in the 70s. I'm calling him a faggot
>>140363806lollmao even
>A bunch of grown-ass men laughing at the made-up word "bussy"
Coach Prime
CM Roger Goodell - Questionable (back)
>>140363784All black NFL players who don't play line or linebacker are sweet. Chocolate Bussy madness.
>>140363792is it possible to get someone's own dick into their own bussy? it seems there should be pictures of this but iv never seen one
>>140363838Based>>140363846You wouldn't get it faggoon>>140363849at
I could heem every single person in this thread
With the first pick in the NFL draft
>>140363855>implying the players give a shit
>>140363368>Le detroit le murders and rapes!! uwu
>>140363869HEEM this bussy (:
Don't forget that in 4 years, Team USA will have a God-tier squad for Flag Football comprised of NFL players. Good fucking luck, rest of the world. Better have a mercy rule, it's getting ugly fast.
>>140363859Not erect, you can try to force the head in but unless you're really loose nothing will happen. Go Lions btw
I WANT KOOL-AID ON MY TEAM
>>140363806Focus on the draft, Caleb
Anyone here have Grindr?
>>140363688Most of Caleb's TDs came from shitter G5 defenses and bottom of the barrel Pac 12 schools. Usually his line would give him like 8 secs to throw and he still always felt the need to bail. He was super stacked team and the back up put up big numbers. He's toast in the nfl.
Coach Primate>>140363878Cringe
>>140363846You should see the faggot ads on NFLN
Vikes better not blow the farm to draft JJ. CW and JD will bust.Maye is worth trading up for.JJ=MP=Nix as far as if they land to the Vikes they might pan out just because of the coach/system/weapons but neither are better than the other imo
>>140363897Yeah, look for me when you play the Lions in Detroit
>>140363873…The bears select the caniac combo from Canes for the great, limited time price of only $8.99! Visit your local Canes restaurant today!
>>140363777you're right about wrs and rbs but wrong about CBs. just do not have the hips for it with what modern nfl requires out of a cb. even with dejean look up his weaknesses and sure enough it's all code or indirect for>white people hips
>>140363897Go niners btw
Were finally getting a top receiver
> did someone say coach prime? ya feel me? you thought prime just kept to the cfb thread. yous wrong ya heard? everytime is prime time and prime is finna bout to. finna bout to. You wyte boys gonna watch a bunch of fine black boys get drafted tonight. dreaming they're take care of your bussy. you sick crackers. ya feel me? No play my gershdawg theme musc and gibs me one em wangs.
>>140363806candyass
>>140363910Hi Billy Mays here with the Big Bussy Slider Station!
>>140363929>Were finally getting a top receiver>at pick 29
>>140363916Hold the slaw. Double bread.
Need a packers fan to massage this bussy
>>140363916>caniac for $8.99please
Coach Primate
>>140363929Hope they're good at downfield blocking on all the scrambles
>Gayleb after 1 NFL pass
>T-minus 3hrs til draftGod hoping my team picks well.
>>140363937are you just acting retarded or what
>>140363971Crying because he completed a beautiful rainbow to Rome Odunze for a TD on his first pass? I would be elated too.
>>140363954And there it is
Gonna go get a 'za for tonight
>>140363989Whatever helps you cope at nightOpen this bussy (:
>>140363937You don't understand. AD Mitchell is the truth. >>140363958Josh doesn't need blockers
>>140363954Coward
Heard if McCarthy is drafted by Minnesota he's going to pay honor to George Floyd tonight. Something to look for.
>>140363971>gayleb after his first throw into a 15mph crosswind in his life in chicago
>cowboys fans come slithering backWhere do they go in the offseason?
They better boo the packers pick>>140363949Responding to this just to see what it says besides b*ssy
>black qbsWhen will they learn?
Be honest. Is Penix worth your first round pick?
>Black Cowards
>>140364000I don't need to cope, Caleb is talented and the soon to be #1 overall pick.
>>140364027There's a decent possibility he will be out of the league on health issues before his rookie contract is up.
>>140364027my first round pick is pretty useless to yeah probably
>>140364037>talentedlollmao
>>140364019Following Duke Basketball, the Lakers and Yankees.
>>140364039Hasn’t he torn his acl like 50 times already?
>>140364027If you don't have a QB, yes.
I am ready to meet my new stepson Caleb!
>>140364027Him and Maye are the only ones worth it
>>140364027If his legs stay healthy: yesIf his knees explode: noThe arm talent is there, it's all down to can he stay healthy.
>>140362424Yell “Coach Primate” right before the Cowboys’ selection.
>>140364027No
>>140364019They’re all in my ass
>Now here's a guy
>>140364083That's a big ass
Me and my dad were talking earlier about how we think the rest of the league is laughing at the Bears being sold on Caleb and teams like Washington and NE probably have misgivings about him and don't even want him meanwhile CHI is like "Ours! Ours! No trade!" And the other GMs are like "Ah man, say it ain't so! Gosh darnit!"
>>140364039this should barely factor in because it's QB not some throwaway position. if you think he's franchise potential you take him, especially mid-late 1st it should mean next to ntohing
Jerod Mayo will trade back because he is a racist. He wants Penix, not some white boy like Maye. Screen Cap this especially if you are a Patriots fan
>>140364086For you .
>>140364084>he's a grinder>has a chip on his shoulder
>>140363846All words are made you fucking wank stain
>>140363954Say that on your main account
>>140364090>Me and my dad were talking earlier about how we think the rest of the league is laughing at the Bears being sold on Caleb and teams like Washington and NE probably have misgivings about him and don't even want him meanwhile CHI is like "Ours! Ours! No trade!" And the other GMs are like "Ah man, say it ain't so! Gosh darnit!"This is correct. Bears are retarded
>>140364037pick this bussy
>>140363757You don't like Young Hoe?
Anybody out in Hermosa rn ? Take some pics of this shit for me I would go myself but I just had dental surgery and my mouth is all sorts of fucked
Alright boys, let's go Gun Rubber I Flip Zebra Scat Left Y Drag F Hook Trail, 52 Spread Jaw Bussy. On 2. On 2. Ready.....
>>140364092Based
>>140364039>>140364045>>140364068>>140364071>>140364074>>140364076Oh…
>>140364071Nix and Maye, Penix is an 8 game starter in the NFL
Any Californians watching tonight? I wanna kick your ass.
Caleb Williams sucks and will be a bigger bust than JJ
>every NFL Draft pre-show has a bunch of womenShut the fuck up and let the men & especially ex-players talk. Nobody cares what these cunts say. They're just saying what the prompter, earpiece, director, etc. tell them too. They don't know shit about football.
>>140364147>tfw Ninies fan in Utah
Feels like been waiting for the draft all day
>>140364125my problem is more with the other 3 than nix. late 1st is fine I don't see the appeal higher but Williams, Daniels, and McCarthy are Jonestown kool-aid
Where were you when history was made when the first ever gay first overall draft pick in any sport happened?
>>140364181Because you have
>>140364188Cam Newton?
>>140364185Nix will be the best QB in this shit draft class
>>140364188Here on /sp/. Franchise QB in the making, nothing wrong with a little sugar in his tank.
Less than 2 bongs
>>140364200Fuck off, Nero, nobody is believing your shit.
So I have nothing against fags, but isn’t it worrying for the bears for to have your qb be flamboyant? Couldn’t it cause internal tension and defenders will most certainly get in his head with taunts and target him.
>>140362762>NBA is good in 2024If I wanted to watch a bunch of crying faggots throw them self to the ground and beg for penalties I'll just watch the Chiefs
for me, its nix and daniels. the other qbs need to sit at least a year and i don't think any teams will let them.
>arrowposting in a generalEpic fail
>>140364212They're all jewelry clad millionaires, they won't care
>>140364217You're not wrong, but the NBA is abysmal trash.
>>140364212If there's one thing I know about black people it's that they love faggotsshan't be a big deal especially when they have a 4 win season
>>140364212You tell mehttps://www.the33rdteam.com/should-caleb-williams-sack-totals-be-a-red-flag-for-nfl-teams/
>>140364212Who was the last QB that people thought was gay? I can only think of Jeff Garcia.
>>140364212Yes, it's not about bigotry like reddit imagines, there are valid concerns that a guy this prissy and privileged will be unable to connect with the locker room. It's like Russel Wilson if he painted his nails and tended to cry in his mother's lap. Guys won't respect him.
>>140364212If Rodgers can have a long career of leading a team to multiple playoff chokes then Caleb can too.
Maye day
>>140364212We love Caleb here.He's our /ourgaynigger/
>>140363836>euro wisdom Much apreciated, bro
>>140364109I’m in Long Beach, but ain’t going out there unless they have free drinks and TVs
>>140364248Colin KaepernickCam NewtonAaron Rodgers
>@AdamZester>Marvin Harrison Jr. has yet to sign a preliminary NFLPA licensing agreement that all draftees typically sign, which would allow his name and likeness to be monetized after he is picked tonight and before his NFL contract is signed, per sources. His jersey will not be available for purchase and he will not be featured in video games until his NFLPA group licensing deal is signed.Bros...Caleb isn't the diva...
>>140364255gayron isn't flamboyant
NFL > CFB > UFL > Super League > CFL > NRL > IFL > MLR > AFL
>>140362833FYI the bears and commanders are well aware of this, commanders are trading their 2 2nd round picks to trade up for Williams and the bears will be drafting Jayden Daniel's.
Don’t reply to me again tripfag
Caleb barely taller than this female reporter on the red carpet...
Commanches take maye over tall skinny Bryce Young clone
>>140364109>tfw in TorranceOh shit I gotta go that looks sweet
>>140364252>NFL teams wouldn't parse this out
>>140364263People thought Rodgers was gay? Was it the draft night soul patch?
>>140362861I'm sure that he is super offended
Jayden will not be picked at 2 because he's not a 2nd overall-caliber QB. He's throwing a tantrum because Washington doesn't want him, not the other way around
They're literally doing a "what are you wearing" segment on the NFLN pre draftSomeone post the NFL is gay pic
>>140364287I think it was his gay sex and roommate outing him as gay
>>140363554I retired in Mexico. Cope harder little girl.
>>140364295Correct
Satanic eyebrows on espn
>>140364307>NFL is GayNo wonder Caleb Williams is being picked first
>>140363565Thanks bro
>>140364307Yeah, had to switch it back to ESPN. I don't care what some clearly jewish woman has to say about fashion. ALL women need to fuck off from men's sports broadcasts.
>>140364295I truly hope so bro, I truly hope so.
>>140364324>Satanic eyebrows on espnholy shit ur not kidding
Who are we targeting /Ramily/?? It’s almost surely Odunze or Murphy, right?
>>140364307>daytime tvJust considering their audience
Post players that have never won a playoff game.
Imagine being so gay that you have a problem with another man who you’ve never met in your life being a faggot. Being gay doesn’t mean Caleb won’t be elite
>>140364314i like skinny little young latinas
>>140364271No
>>140364349They want Bowers to go with Puka and Coop. Stafford will be MVP this year, screen cap this
>>140364357Caleb the draft is literally in 3 hours, log off
lol wtf this goofy ahh nigga doin in detroit
>ESPN doesn't have the balls to have Mad Mel on TVWhat a bunch of pussies
>>140364264>doesn't know anything about his dadyeah I'm sure Junior is a diva lol
>>140364369>skinny>latinapick one
why is he refusing to shake a gay man's hand in 2024?
Is this all there is to life?
>>140364357Sorry Caleb chicago doesn't want you
>>140364393Shitposting, working like a dog and depression? Yes. If you're a man, anyway.
>>140364393Life is shit for 99% of the world. Any enjoyment you can get out of it is a win.
gaygay mccarthy is gonna be a bigger bust than drake maye. and that’s a YUGE bust
>>140364384>>ESPN doesn't have the balls to have Mad Mel on TVAnd that's a good thing. I think subconsciously Mad Mel would hold back a little if he were on ESPN
>>140364349I want Bowers more
>>140364379Is there anything more emasturbating and beta than showing up in person to be drafted day two
bust in this bussy
>>140364379>sneakers and not dress shoesbaka...
Caleb nd his gf looking good.
>>140364349Safe money is on Latu or Fashanu. Know they wont be available when they will initally draft but seeing as its top 10 and not top 5 they want to have options open that they wouldnt if they stayed put.We get a top 5 pick tho and idk man lol
>>140364434>gf
no pti
>Jets could get Bowers>Trade downWhy does this keep happening?
>Sabin bitching about college players never being under centerThat pro-style shit he used to run produced ZERO NFL QBs of any quality.
lmao at all those retards standing there for 8 hours with limited food/drink/shitter breaks when they could just be watching Mad Mel and laughing their asses off while they have a few beers and comfortably shit out the nachos they ate during the first half of the draft
>>140364434she gonna turn into a big fat bucket of lard
>>140364435Nah, it's probs Bowers or Odunze knowing LesI'm not convinced they'll pull off a trade up either way. I'd love to be proven wrong!
>>140364434>gfThats a man, baby
haha wouldn't it be cool to know how many posters are ITT? like, it would be interesting you know?
We get a top 5 pick we probably getting Nabers, now that i think about it.
mad mel isn't funny fuck you mcafee retards
>>140364462I'd still take Bowers over Nabers
>>140364392That’s how you get aids
>>140364445Is that a comic book thing?
>>140364443who was the 1?
>>140364443More than 40% of Brady's is just Randy Moss
>>140364443D-Did Erin just need more help?
>>140364467>mad mel isn't funny
>>140364455I dont believe it for a second but would be typical of Les to draft a TE after signing one this offseason amd drafting another last year. LolAnd personally I like Nabers better than Odunze. But thats just me.
>>140364445Based and why would you watch a draft live pilled
Does Qwan'tez Stiggers get picked on Day 1?
>>140364482>Is that a comic book thingwat
>>140364501Shut up dork
>>140364434thats a man
>>140364479Unless Bowers switches to wideout then I dont see it happening. Got too much money tied up already at TE
>>140364492Who do you think will be the pick at 19 if no trade up?I want one of Chop Robinson or Troy Fautanu personally but any lineman would be fine. I'd cream my pants if >we got Latu since I went to UCLA but he's probably going to go way before >us
>>140364434That fatty on the left is where I'm atimagine the smell
Has there been any talk of the Panthers trading back into the first round? I haven't seen any.
>>140364517>Got too much money tied up already at TERun double TE? Force the other team to put the big boys in to stop the run and then just run routes
>>140364517There's no way that Bowers isn't one of the 5 most talented pass catchers in this draft.
>>140364526Why? They should just give up, there's hope for them no matter who they draft
As a Packers fan, I am very excited for the Bear's to get an openly gay QB
>>140364490very cringe very not funnyyou are very cringe probably a boomer
>>1403645172 TE formation?
Speaking of Aaron>Packers traded their 2017 first-round pick to the Cleveland Browns for their 2017 second-round and fourth-round picks.Is the Packers organization secretly retarded?
>>140364555They already had bustin
this nigga zesty af
>>140364555Jay Cutler played for them 8 years ago
>>140364555Its not written in stone just yet, they could draft Daniels
>>140364583He was closeted gay
It's nice that the league is waiting until the Falcons start to get good before hamstringing them with the tampering sanctions next year
>>140364537The pendulum will swing back to the running game eventually. All defenses have smaller players for speed instead of run support, since teams pass at a much higher rate. Eventually, some team will just load up on giant O-Lineman and TEs and just bulldoze the smaller defenses.
>>140364639the ravens are gonna do that this year
>>140364565>You're a boomer>a boomer is the exact kind of person who wouldn't find Mad Mel funnykekaroo
How are my jungle kitties (Jags) looking
>>140364483Idk the Packers didn't draft even one skill player in the first round his entire time there
>>140364238I believe that was implied
>>140364665fat and gay unfortunately
>>140364654I could see it. They have a realistic shot at 2 1k yard rushers or at least 3 players with 600+ yards rushing.
>>140364443That is actually insane
>>140364569>Secretly
>>140364663just not true! you're delusional and worse you pretend to like things that are objectively awful! so fuck you!
>Mahomes isn't the best QB in the league>7-3
>Group of footballers set to come out as gay on the same day next month, according to reportsCaleb Williams will come out as gay on this EXACT same day btw.A few NFL players will jump on this, even though it's English football because it's just the right time. But Caleb Williams will start it off.The perfect QB for Chi-Town
>>140364654they’re called the chorgers now
>>140364537>>140364567Parkinson was brought in to do that with Higbee. Plus Allen is next up, and would rather have him develop.>>140364548I dont know why people dont like Allen. The guy is good man I think people are sleeping on him cause our team is cautious with rookies unless your Nacua, the difference isnt that far between him and bowers. Bowers is pro ready but Allen has intangibles too, like being fucking 6'6. Sounds wierd to say and im gonna get shit on rightfully so but Bowers is redundant unless hes an all time blocker too. Nabers is probably the biggest DAWG in the offensive side of the draft. His motor is something I want on my team because the energy is infectious playing with someone like that. But I would rather have premium talent where we need it like bringing in Latu to have a Young/Latu edge combo with Turner in the middle that would give teams fits
>There are 4 active starting QBs with rings out of 32Nice "parity" ya got there, Roger.
>>140364752Why aren't 12 other QBs winning rings?
>>140364389There's many
what'll it be, /nfl/?
>>140364490>mad melMad Mel is pretty funny but the maddest I've ever seen Ty was also the funniest I've ever seen himhttps://youtu.be/YcubtenOtjA?si=HbAt236UoR_xKBNd&t=55>You're in college, son. You way fucking 280 poundsYOU NEED TO RELA....>I DO NOT need to relax>So FUCKING fat he can't get out of the waythe whole thing is just gold
i love latinx girls
>>140363929Who do you want? AD, Ladd, Troy? I'm team Ladd, but AD has grown on me.
>>140364752>3 of the 4 are on the way out as wellIt's just going to be Kang Mutt winning rings from now on.
>>140364725My problem with Nabers is his hands and maybe his lack of size, I just think Odunze's better fit for this offenseI kinda think the trade up is for Latu actually
>>140364775some vodka, ginger and yuzu juice pls
>>140364752the NFL just ended an era of some of the best QB play in its historyrelax, most QBs are young as fuck>>140364781>latinxyou mean latina
>>140364794i meant latinx sweaty
>Running backs of European-ancestry
>>140364665Bouta trade up and get Nabers, gonna be sick
>>140364639The Eagles have already done that
>>140364775Wisconsin style bloody marry
gotta stay up until 1am to watch da burrs draft Caleb then I can go to bed knowing we didn't fuck anything up.don't think this bottle of rum will last and I have work at 6am
>>140364794crazy how Rodgers retires after this yr, and it'll just be Mahomes, Wilson (benched), and Stafford lleft.
>>140364775brandy old fashioned
>>140364384Yeah, instead we get mad mel vs bill belichek with swearing. Anyone not watching any other broadcast might have brain damage. Like how can you be willing to hear "explosive, great fit, they were high on him all off season" etc etc etc
>>140364867That looks so fucking bad, i'd ask for an instant refund>Why yes I enjoy carefully having to pick food off that'll go cold soggy and dry before i eat it
>>140364880I've been pointing this out for a while now. Plus that entire thing about QBs not winning an owl after they lost their first is essentially because Brady, Manning(s), and Big Ben won almost every superbowl since 2000 lol.
>all this cocksucking for Mel Clownper JrGrim
>>140364881>brandy old fashionedAnother Wisconsin staple.
>>140362319will CTESPN be covering the draft
>>140364906and we just know the 3peat is going to happenMahomes will literally have more rings than QBs with rings in the NFL after next year
it's crazy the opening night of the draft will probably get better ratings than the top rated MLB, NHL, and NBA games combined.
Patriots will take Harrison Jr and trade up for Mickarthy.
>>140364937How will they pick at 3 and trade up to 4?
>>140364867>chips in the cheese dip
>Caleb Williams will be the first #1 pick to recognize Israel onstage and read words from the Torah.
why doesn't Lincoln Riley ever get head coaching talk in the NFL?
>>140364790My biggest issue with him too. With Hodges Tomilson we saw how that could play out, hes going to either get cut this year or find a place on special teams.. I dont like drafting undersized players but the Rams seem to not care we do it so often. It was Turner's concern, it was Donalds concern, it was Atwells concern, it was Williams concern to an extent. Rams just dont care, seem to go for a specific type of player and not care too much for supreme physical attributes.
>>140364948Don’t worry about it.
>>140364904Every food item there is pickled bro it'll be fine
am I the only one who can't stand the college gameday crew?it's so fucking boring and without le school rivalry it's completely soulless
>>140364867Mental illness, that's the only explanation for this
>>140364954because he was killed by an illegal
>>140364961*Fakes another kidnapping in you’re path…*
What is happening in the SD vs rockies game?
>>140364893>high motor>first one in, last one out>great competitior>makes NFL throws>has an NFL arm>high ceiling guy>top-end speed>reminds me of [insert great player that they'll NEVER come close to matching]>the knock on him is weak competition>can't miss guy>high risk, high reward like [insert player from recent drafts]If you played a drinking game, you'd be dead.
>>140364961*ahem*Reminder Whitmer would be seen as a top tier political milf if she was conservative. She's bat shit crazy though.
>>140364988"DINGER!""DINGER!"
is this the most boring draft class of all time
Speaking of Mad Mel, I haven't seen regular Mel all year. Whats up with that?Granted I don't watch tv but you'd think a mock would have popped up on my twitter in the past week or he would have been on TV today
>>140364961Stretchin’ Gretchin’
>>140364952Good. Fuck Hamas
>>140364961God, I wanna creampie this evil witch
>>140362319Who my Steelers taking
Should I watch the draft tonight, or fap? Or both at the same time?
I haven’t done any draft scouting this year. Is there any “questionable attitude” players this year? It’s been so quiet.
>>140365028Jerk off when caleb is taken, fall asleep
Anyone got a espn stream? No espn at work
>>140365028I'm a GM. I'll wait a while to make our pick to give you plenty of time to finish
>>140365028Will fap if i am mad at the colts pcik or trad out of first
>>140365005based 'scot choice
>>140365028multi task bro see if you can goon the full first round
>>140365043Not really. Gotta wait till next year when shad shouts racism about every criticism
>unironically watching pre-draft coveragegrim
>>140362754it wouldn't really be a ton. the patriots would probably want to have a deal in place with the cards to not get jumped on their qb. it's more that it gets complex that way more than the cost itself.i watch the draft for interesting deals but when it comes down to it few really happen. like it's easier for the bears to just go with "consensus" and ride season ticket sales hype than it is for them to be willing to trade down at all without an obscene overpay.
When do the leafball threads start? Their season begins in June I think
>>140365043addoni mitchell from texas and Burton from alabama. Both are more onfield tho.
Jesus Christ those niggers that are getting interviewed there are stupid as fuck
>>140364893>Like how can you be willing to hear "explosive, great fit, they were high on him all off season" etc etc etc>>140364991https://www.youtube.com/live/DTxrZbtqXZQ?si=Vwif-8rMTjF-4RC8&t=7356>Short arms but anchors like a GOD DAMN war ship okay
i need subtitles on this guy on nfl network
>>140365043At the end of the day they're mostly all nogs so every single one is a potential risk
>>140364961WIFE
>>140365043There's the DT that dropped because he got arrested for DUI
>>140365062Some of us enjoy all the hub-bub and hustle and bustle anon. Just sit quietly in your corner til the draft starts and let the adults enjoy their entertainment in peace
I care more about the Giants getting Maye than I do my own Jets drafting. I am going to die if the Patriots get to restore their dynasty with a new good QB.
>>140365129>>140365129new
>>140365060>>140365076>>140365095>>140365105Thanks, anons. I’ll let Jerry world know.
>>140365043Caleb Williams gets really blubbery in big games.
>>140364775I can't drink for 5 weeks so whiskey
>>140364961Friendly reminder this bitch banned you from buying gardening equipment during the pandemic then faked a kidnapping to win an election
>>140363929they've got a lot of picks to consolidate but realistically they can't get very far without getting outbid by someone with a higher first. a real big move near 10 or so seems really tough. at least they are plenty able to move up on their first two picks a few slots.if they took 2 wrs in their first 2 picks it wouldn't surprise me. that's really the turning point where i don't think they'd give up their second rounder in this particular draft with their particular needs/losses between diggs and davis. they have some decent guys on the roster already but i still think they really could go either way with 1 prime wr pick or two strong value wr picks. they could use d too help but after last year's duct tape job i don't think they really need it nearly as much as hitting on a wr.
>>140362501BUSSY!
>>140364483marcedes lewis
