why the fuck am I even making this? Its just going to be the two usual spambots should, should just let this shithole die except for tests and world cups.thanks to having to have another t20 international cup there are no tests until julycounty championship on tomorrow.
Neither s**bo or z**hy are allowed to post ITT stay the fuck out
Pavement
Can't wait to have a riveting discussion about the upcoming t20 between Pakistan and New Zealand this weekend
Might go bouldering again
Eagerly anticipating tips about financial planning
So if Archer isn’t selected for the t20 cup, will he ever play again? Giving him a two year extension on his ECB contract just seems like part of a “death by a thousand” cuts approach to the ECB policy of killing off all first-class cricket.
We just beat Pakistan lads. I would like some adulation and praise now
>>140361537In what sport?
>>140361581Pyjama """""cricket"""""
>>140361146god i want to spray my guha all over her isa's iykwim haha
>>140361537>>140361823not a sport
>>140361505shocked he even got an extension considering he's not really played for 5 years or somethingall because he's black these people coming here, taking our contracts
>>140361505>>140362149it's the jews the religion not race
need some hot slut to give me a blowjob tbqhwy
If it's not test cricket, it's not real cricket.
Had a nice off trail sesh in the countryside just nowRode past a field full of yellow flowers and it reminded me of the time when we'd used to drive past the same field on the school bus and somebody would stand up and point at the field and shout "RAPE!!!!" and everybody would gasp and get panicked but in reality he was just talking about the flowering member of the family Brassicaceae(It's rural humour so if you don't find it funny you is probably an urbanite innit)
>>140362618sounds made up
>WPT Live!>don't mark it as women's so I know not to tune in because most of the players are dumbIf it's not open poker, it's not real poker
It's actually very inappropriate to make rape jokes.
>>140362683>>140362709t. urbanites
sex
>>140362618if it was crushed and put into a liquid it'd be rapeseed iykwim haha
Who should I be rooting for in the IPL T20 2024 tournament?
Not cricket
>>140363242hot desi milfs
WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS I'M LONELY
Monty Panesar and Phil Mustard playing club cricket for the same side in Norwich this year. Monty is hoping that if he has a good season a county coach might take a punt on him even at the age of 41, which is just a bit sad really. Lovely fellow but not the sharpest kirpan in the gurdwara.
3/36 against Bury St Edmunds CC is no mean feat though desuhttps://greatwitchingham.play-cricket.com/website/results/6068584
just here until someone makes an nrl thread sorry
>>140365220>>140365244
ok cya
Gave up on nrl after my wahsies lost yesterday
Beyonce - Texas Hold 'em
My willy is big Trust me
you guys still watch cricket?
>Buckingham Palace officials are regularly updating a plan of action for King Charles’ forthcoming funeral after royal sources have revealed that the monarch’s condition is gradually declining.Prince William bros we are so fucking back
>>140369087Prove it. Not gay but
>>140370464have you read any posts in this these threads lately? obviously no one here watches cricket
Stopped watching cricket when I realised girls found it icky. I still post here though
>>140373820There's been not any cricket on
FUCK the ICC
International cringe council
>>140361110girls in white pants does something to me
>>140375913Go have a cold shower coomer
You should be lusting after women, not girls, you nonce
>>140376054>projecting
They call you thaigfpedocunt
>"NO YOU": The poost
Not gay but I'm lusting after the arse of a certain bouldering enthusiast
hey were gunna have this big international game that we could play constantly around the world but i think we should just have this massive deadspot becasue india want's to dlfmaximum
I'm worried about the KingI presume Princess Catherine is doing wellA lack of cricket draws a man to such thoughts...
abs popping this morning at least I'm finally in shape
*17.5mg of yohimbine straight down the gullet*
bouldering later
Not gay but ill be down at the lab waiting with the lube
Essex have had to sign some kid on a loan deal to keep wicket, despite having signed Cox this season. Three keepers and apparently none can keep for the next two games, wtf
Not gay
Today I will changeThis will be the day
not /cric/already auto'd 5 hours ago during antipodeon hours
I know there's a meme about Indians only hiring their own but it's the same for British IndiansSome teams are inexplicably overly ethnic Indian with an ethnic Indian manager and it's fairly clear there's some preferential hiring going onWhat makes this greatly aggravating is some of their hires are beyond annoying and uselessSomeone actually competent got fake assessed as worse in favour of them
Woman my mate is trying to set me up with is reasonably attractive A year older than me though
>>140379423based straightshotachad
yeah I generally aim 7 years younger minimum in order to maximise foetal viability if you consider years of courtship before impregnation then around low 30s is the cut off, don't really serve any purpose anymore
Been told to WFH rest of day get in
Wfh every day
>>140379462crisp 23 year old
Average 2.5 days a week WFH me
Everyone else in my team has to do hybrid but I got away with it
>>140379462Yeah you haven't got a clue about foetuses mate. I've got a second child on the way and you're just a dumb wanker
well established you have an increased chance of getting a downie the older the hostthen again you might not notice the difference in nz
>>140378430I hate these short-term loans desu, makes a pisstake of the whole system If Essex were unfortunate enough to have 3 keepers injured at the same time then that's just bad luck, should have to play a kid or get one of the better fielders to have a go behind the stumps
>>140379658Doesn't matter. My first is very well and healthy and we've done the NIPT test for the current foetus and we're awaiting the results. Scans indicate its healthy thus far but if the test results are downie then its brains will be scrambled.
Round 4 of the County Championship, day 1:all matches streams on the ecb webshitebbc live text & radio links https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/>Division OneDURHAM v ESSEXhttps://youtu.be/qiclSmO-6CESURREY v HAMPSHIREnot up? FUCK EMWARWICKSHIRE v NOTTINGHAMSHIRE https://youtu.be/1utIUISiibsWORCESTERSHIRE v SOMERSEThttps://youtu.be/DAQOVg-nF6c>Division TwoGLOUCESTERSHIRE v MIDDLESEXhttps://youtu.be/3sY0LKCpzAALEICESTERSHIRE v NORTHANTShttps://youtu.be/FWKfDBIALoQYORKSHIRE v DERBYSHIRE https://youtu.be/woa5OLPVz9A
Hampshire is a shithole
Worcestershire vs Somerset is the battle of the soulful counties Mad how pretty much everywhere else in the UK now is a shithole
>>140379864Bruges is not a shithole
Weird that 4 east midlands counties have FC teams yet bigger counties like Staffordshire and Devonshire don't. Means we have to have an "east midlands derby" every couple of weeks. >>140379915reminder not to reply to the z**chy or s**bo bot posts
>>140379853new durham v essex stream because the last one seems to have poo'd itselfhttps://youtu.be/91Uoj2gNNkcslurry v pants streams https://youtu.be/tGTXJy2KAZc
