Terry Hill editionNRL>what's on?Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles v Parramatta Eels8:00pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoBrookvale Oval1.34-3.30>How will the Eels respond to a poor performance in Darwin? Can the Sea Eagles extend their unbeaten run to four with payback for Round 3's loss to Parra?
>picture of a hill>filename is valley
>4 GarrickIt's time to stop, Siebold. I know Garrick was told if he didn't go to Newy he could play there but there's only so many shit performances until you say enough is enough. This madness must stop now.
The dream is dead
I like the eels logo I think its cute haha
I hope you enjoy the noose around your neck treadsperg
Would love to know the career earnings and current net worth of Blake fergoson Ben barba Chris sandow Josh dugen
I worked with Josh after his retirement, he owns a few businesses in QLD, a fishing carter for one, dude is doing OK Very softly spoken dude who does a lot of work with kids, good bloke
That's King Sandow of Cherbourg to you peasant
>constipated all weekYep, it's 4L of Vanilla Pepsi Max time.
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/479953/macro-organic-psyllium-huskOnce a day for a week and then twice, you'll never be constipated again
Don't need more ammo mate
struggled at the gym today lads
>>140366526That is interesting he has come up here after footy
Still lives in country NSW as far as I'm aware, just owns a few QLD businesses
>>140366673how do you take it
A tablespoon with a cup of water, put it in something you can shake the shit out of and wash it straight away because once it dries its like fucking glue I also have a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar and golden linseed (buy whole and grind yourself, keep it in the fridge) and my skin is glowing and I only need to wipe once.
Is there a Sportsbet Bet With Mates group for /nrl/? We should get one going if there isn't so we can share tips and show off our epic multis.
>>140365244Aren't NRLers supposed to be buff that dude looks skinny
Pikelets are ready lads
>>140370747we have a channel for it in our discord :)
>helps myself to some premo pussy>problem?
>pisscord
>>140371705What were the allegations?
>Both coaches out of Thursday’s clash at Allianz Stadium concede more needs to be done to protect players from kick-offs, with Trent Robinson expecting the NRL to enact a rule change soon in a bid to lessen the risk of concussion.kickoffs won't survive 2024
>play now restarts by having the coach throw the ball in from the sideline
1. Drinkwater2. To'o3. Trbojevic 4. Best 5. Lomax6. Brooks7. Cleary8. RCG9. Robson10. Haas11. Olakau'atu12. Martin13. Murray
>>140372702banging or trying to bang the 16yr old daughter of a Kurri Kurri Bulldogs board member
>vowed to never tipped either peem
the days dragging on lads
how much longer until the NRLW
need a sexy girlfriend
>>140376576Jesus Christ, Mary & Joseph
Who is the one on the right, absolute stunner
Mrs David Fifita
So you're telling me there's a chance
>>140370884>skinnySay that to my face champ
2m51shttps://youtu.be/tIwf4xaWYrQ?&t=171
>>14037657620 sleeps until Women’s State of Origin Thursday 16 May at Suncorp Stadium on the eve of Magic Round.90 sleeps until Joan of Arcs vs Coquettes at McDonald Jones Stadium Thursday July 25th at 7:45pm (there is no Thursday mens game that round.)
*cums all over /nrl/*
hate myself so much
what is the best thing to say to troll /afl/?
>>140378390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_eQImKnPA
>>140378464post on-topic
>>140378464post your dick lol theyll be seething haha
>>140378464don't lol hilarious right
For me it's Jimmy Eat World - Chase this Light
In the Middle has always been my anthem
>>140376576they're the eighth wonder, she could feed a village with them
>>140378464lads i got a good one: gayfl!!!!hahaha get it cause its gay!!!!!!!!!! what a zinger xd
might watch this league
How come there's>a zinger bacon and cheese burger>a double zinger stacker burger>a bbq bacon double stacker burgerBut no double bacon and cheese zinger stacker burger. Are kfc retarded? I'm thinking yes ever since they got rid of the works burger years ago
>>140366442Poor old Chrissy Sandow put a lot of his through the pokies
>>140378628They are sandwiches
Just get a zinger stacker and add bacon?
>>140371200I made that last year as a backup for when the site goes down. A few people here had a cry over it >hurr durr you’ll never split the family I wasn’t trying to. It was a backup for those of us who don’t post on other sites aside from here So I deleted it. Don’t post the screenshot making out it’s a thing.
I bet you're fun at parties
if u ever stepd one second in my mindset u would tremble wit fear
>>140378567the one word that eternally broke /afl/still clearly seething over it
>>140378567It's actually a really good one
Cranbourne R7 #9
Carayannis looks like how I imagine the typical family member.
F O O T YOOTY
gayfl
>only 1 game tonight
>Pee Fagles>Fartsatta Pissles
Half of Cobbo's family is in a Queensland prison somewhere.
Prisonmen Jailcos
>your money is working as hard as youUhhhh
chicken snitty with peri peri panko crumbs (no sides) for din dins lads
>steak sandwich>sausage sandwich>potato bake>coleslaw >large gongcha tea
The Chickan Schnitzies
what's the gongcha order
>Teegz posts up fer time in ages>bout her sister babathink she depressed?
la societe du spectaclewhy would she not bedestroy this capitalist death spiral
>Manly 41-50 $26>Manly 51+ $81 these are the bets
No one recovers from the disease of being born, a deadly wound if there ever was one.
As far as I am concerned, I resign from humanity. I no longer want to be, nor can still be, a man. What should I do? Work for a social and political system, make a girl miserable? Hunt for weaknesses in philosophical systems, fight for moral and esthetic ideals? It’s all too little. I renounce my humanity even though I may find myself alone. But am I not already alone in this world from which I no longer expect anything?
The same feeling of not belonging, of futility, wherever I go: I pretend interest in what matters nothing to me, I bestir myself mechanically or out of charity, without ever being caught up, without ever being somewhere. What attracts me is elsewhere, and I don’t know where that elsewhere is.
Kayo has a '81 semi-final between Manly and Newtown. Absolute fucking kino biff at the start.
what a shit thread
they call me billy no mates cause I've got no mates
i'm learning to do tarot readings, hoping i can monetize it
Can you do a reading for me right now anon?Q: will this Sunday's shift be as dangerous as I'm expecting?
>>140365896That's what women say about my penis
Enchiladas are in the oven lads. Should be ready right around kick off
great op as usual threadcunt
I used to tell girls on tinder I can sole read (like palm reading but feet) and when they come over for a read and got all relaxed under the candle and incense id slice their throat and cum on their feet
>>140373080This can't be real
Parra got killed by Canberra's backline speed, so how the fuck are they gonna stop Manly? Koula is literally the national junior record holder in the 100m
not a race is it
>le ironic moustache manYou look like the Pringle's Man, Reagan.
Gutho is getting killed tonight.
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>Please, set a deposit limit.Sharnt sorry
Layne Morgan has signed with the Bulldogettes
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TiOgVerXv1w
>Orders food from 2 different appsMight get the 2 drivers to fight for a tip
never used findernow never will ty
>>140379964>that hairThe ultimate combover.
>Eels have a Sailor Moon ahh jersey as wellPooly putting 50 on
im going for the eels cause I like their logo haha
>that classy gold stripe on the pooly jumperRainbowjersey bros we've finally recovered
>I help people while living in a $17m housebizarre
Wouldn't be an NRL Anzac Day without the music from Transformers
Is there a ground in the current year with more SOVL than a sold-put Brookcake Oval?
>>140380019In retrospect the rainbow jersey was a necessary evil because it seems like teams are taking their jerseys more seriously now
these look the 2 best jersey so far desu
>>140379847Dear ASIO this man is joking and does not reflect the views of /nrl/ who love women.
>>140380025Optimus Prime is our greatest war hero
but anzac day was yesterday lol
>>140380035Belmore, but I'm biased because I played there
>calling your white kid J'maine
When they named the eels where they naming after a fresh or salt water eel
>8pm kickoff
>subtle freckles under the eyes of the bugler
he's probably first nations hero m8
Hopgood is a proud black man, racist!!!
>brookcake
manlys jersey is pretty clean
Tony Seibs looking absolutely disgusting with sweat beading down his face shirt not properly buttoned very very disrespectful
really pushing the navy aye guess the army is full and NRL aren't smart enough to be drone pilots I remember blackhawks delivery game balls
Parra by 50 will make everyone feel a little bit better
I really do think that only games played on ANZAC da should play the last post and have AnZAC day jerseys
I kind of agree but I don't mind anzac round IF they dropped the sponsors off the jerseys for the whole round
I have a flightstick for flight sims although I'm only casual at it, not as hardcore as some people get about it so I deffo could be a drone pilot
I think that too but cbf arguing about it with clearly idiots who would not already agree
Enchiladas are ready. I took 3 so the rest of you will have to fight over the remaining 5.
>sponsorsperg
>>140380098will be the opposite
>he slapped it forwards>called backwards
DCE OFF DCE OFF DCE OFF DCE OFF DCE OFF DCE OFF
nothing in it
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
>aloiai>dumb penaltyName a more iconic duo
kek that’s a fucking textbook spear tackle of course it’s a binning
It's a harsh bin he didn't hook his legs or anything
>tipped womanly fags
>extra man>taking the twoThe absolute fuckign state of this cowardice.
I would love to see a racial breakdown of sin bins and suspensions
Why even spend 5 minutes fucking around. If you're going to bin everything just get on with it
ft score Manly 50-2 Parra
>you can spear a guy as long as it's not a textbook spear lifting action>t. Some potato faggot
>take the twothey really are a part time football team
>>140380180they don't do that because it would encourage prejudice and racism m8 not that it means anything in itself
you now remember peels taking the poo vs the poophins
what the fuck was that knock on?
peri peri panko crumbs are ok but its hot for the meme and not very flavourful imo rather the plain ones
Me personally I would NOT take the two when the other side is down a man
>>140380191a bit of a part time work poster myself
>>140380216BASED BASED BASED
turbo for three tries Brooks for 3 assists
Attack the line and take an easy fg if you haven't a try on the 5th
>tune in 8 minutes late>someone is in the bincome on
nice bit pf ballet there with that pirouette
the virgin cowardly poopeetohs 1 vs the chad sex haver try and conversion 6
gutho is always having a whinge
>womanly a man down somehow get a massive overlap on peels>still somehow bomb a sure tryBoth these peems are shit lads
ITS A WAR OF ATTRITION
Waddell kek
>sin bin>no try sure-fire sign of a bad team
>that jew on the ground, a different complexion on this match
Even if you don't score the fatigue caused by defending in your own line with a man down is worth more than two points by the end of the game. But teams always fuck this up.
A BATTLE OF MEDIOCRITY
nice shot of the fucking moon there kayo
is 4chan shitting the bed for anyone else
If I was playing I would simply score every set
SAME!!!
Yes, captcha/posting is being really intermittent
i hope based Sivo kills DCE
they should still show the grounding, we're all curious
if I was playing I'd kick a 2 point FG and bang it off the post chase it down catch it and get a try making it an easy 8 point try :D
surely not
>>140380324ref would be like "ermmmm did he just do that???"
BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO
hmm I might tell my players to wrap the ball on the 5th tackle if I was shitbold
I've already said it but it bears repeating that both these peems are shit
>>140380359>>140375140say it all night m8
still can't kick
>eels score against manly with autism levels of offloads Seen thus one before
BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo BBCivo
I'd knock cunts out every hit up I'm 150kg no cunt is tackling me impact off the bench 20 mins 200 metres
>bears mentioned
>6% chance of winningalways a sure thing tbqh
Hop good. Catch bad.
>>140380383
music at the ground SUCKS
I hope the Bears go bankrupt so I never have to hear about them again
based Arthur in his Clark Kent era
if I was the DJ I'd just play 90s alternative hits playlist from youtube
Riddle me this round earthies...I'm in Townsville and can see the moon and they just showed the moon on the broadcast which is in Sydney...How come the curvature of the earth isn't hiding it? Or does that only apply when it's convenient?
based Lodge with the hair transplant
I'd play Detroit techno.
>>140380425did he go to turkey?
>you're too deep (in my wife)>you're in no mans land based WW1 reference by the ref
>be flat-earther>live in townsvillepottery
CAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP AND I'M TRYIN TO KEEP
did someone say QUEEEEEEEENNSSSLAAANNNDDDAAHHHHH???!!!
THIS GAME IS EPIC
crazy how fucking shit turbo is
On my hands and knees BEGGING for the luke brookes hit on mathison .webm
>>140380458based Aoe2 enjoyer
Mr Sergis
elite kick from brooks
SQUARKBACK SQUARKBACK SQUARKBACK SQUARKBACK SQUARKBACK WOMANLY FAGS WOMANLY FAGS WOMANLY FAGS WOMANLY FAGS WOMANLY FAGS WOMANLY FAGS
I fucking told you cunts for years that Luke Brooks is good well there you go
Imagine getting styled on by brooks
what’s up with the captcha?
what was that from gutho after the try was scored?
I could have made that grubbah and I'm not a manlet so there you go
I was just talking to a vetran. He said he would kill himself if Manly win this. Would be really hypocritical to wear the ANZAC jersey but still win
>>140380502>grubbah
ANYBODY SEEN TURBO?
thinking both of these peems want to out score each other but just a suspicion of mine
It is wild to me that Sivo is ever out of form. All he has to do is catch the ball and run forward.
Manly's right-side defence is so fucking grim.
IMO tackle the guy with the ball
sivo isn't even that big just tackle him???? or just grab him and wrap him up and fall on your back womanly fags have ZERO heart they don't care if they win or lose they just want to get paid P O O T H E T I C
BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO
Manly fullback rankings in the 10 metre defensive line era1. Matt Ridge 2. Brett Stewart 3. Brendan Reeves4. Shannon Niven5. Tom Trbojevic
eels are going to lose this on lack of conversions
>>140380555And people want that coconut backrower in origin. Kek.
Has tom ever done any clutch defensive plays on the goal line at all
Manly on paper could win the comp but for some reason they play like shit
>>140380572SAVE US BROMAX
THE PENIS
6% SURE THING WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO MYSELF
PENISGOD SIMMOGOD PENIDGOD SIMMOGOD PENISGOD SIMMOGOD
>get it to the winger>winger scoresManly are solved
if I'm coach I want 10 back up fullbacks and I want them to put their body on the line when they need to I'm so sick of seeing pussy fullbacks that catch 5th tackle kicks and pass the ball to someone else and lose 20 meters, run full speed at the line or get dropped, 1 on 1 tackle when its needed don't just bounce off them and then look le sad when a try is scored, stop the cunt with your chin if you need to or GET DROPPED
can someone webm that Gutho reaction kek
CANNOT FUCKING KICK
should be 6-20
Would love to hear womanly's excuse for being this crap
Wondering if I can make it from Cronulla to Caringbah Maccas and back during halftime lads. Need 24 nuggets
Manly's edge defence is pathetic.
kek based Laney knows a whore when he sees one
>womanly has no edge defence >peels can't convert from the sidelineying and yang
>>140380634what happened?
I'll only watch ladies origin if Zali gets a call up
i thought she was kiwi
>>140380645Treated her the right way
https://youtu.be/jJimTC1gQy4?si=1KcbNJUNjl3sFzIcThe Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
Leave the second half to me.
>>140380658I know she was an Endeavour girl and according to the NRL site she was born in Liverpool
>>140380627I love Manly men edging me
>>140380645basically barely acknowledged Alana or her shit questions kek
Still can’t tell if conversions go through half the time and forget about field goals
>>140380673KEK thx m8
pov: yousa white boy nd say u single in warehouse canteen
having some cup a noodles cause it's a bit chilly haha
>Trbojevic (C)
>>140380727You should put them on your asshole and sit on it. This will be an erotic exercise. I think overall you could expect a 15% increase in sexual pleasure if you put hot ramen into your butt. You need to live. You deserve nothing. You're in hell.
>>140380673fixed
>>140380758
>Hehe anon got a boner over our feet! :p
>>140380658she plays for the Kiwi Allstars but so does Kennedy Cherrington
Parra will win this by 4. Screencap this.
*watches We TRIPLED The Horsepower On Our Tow Truck!!!* during half time
>Thanks for volunteering to wash our game socks Anon, you're the best fan! <3
>>140380792I got you
>Photon
>>140380777Is the one in pink crocs a tranny?
photon best ton
is it just me or the whole leg lift penalty gone out the window?
Now that was some part-time last tackle optioning
COMEBACK
watch them nail the conversion
https://youtu.be/WzGHvUT95Qw?si=qcUAXcFbstl6DAZaSCREEEEEEEEEBACK
Sivo lmfaoooooooo
Sivo you stupid nigger
I'll try star jumping that's a good trick
That's the kind of dumbshit play by Sivo will get him dropped. Needs a better relationship with his centre
lol at gus going ballistic at the video director
>>140380884hey now, no need for the hateful language
NATHAN BROWN RUNNING IT STRAIGHTTTTT
>>140380912fuck up retard go back to /tennis/
do NOT introduce League to the Canadians
>>140380939he pushes in on defence almost every time they go to his side
he's ELITE
lol at danika being interrupted by manly scoring twice in a row
he love his mum
They had a Super League team that had SBW but Covid happened so they folded
DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE DCELITE
remember, never take the two
>>140380939What was going through his mind here?
the 6% sure thing is still on I still don't doubt it
QRD on this DCE chap?
>>140380968>BOO!
brown on a mad ting
Too late
>womanly>no defending>meme attacking plays>mbe phd kc dce going missing for half the season>turbo season ending injury>'dark horse' status>scrape into top 8>capitulation in first week of finals
when was the last time a 40/20 worked?
>>140380912Kek legendary post
>coomer brain>worst take checks out
LMAO at turdo
>score by going wide right twice in a row>get a third opportunity>no instead I will be selfish and bomb the try by not passing instead of scoring
HE WAS GOING FOR THE BALL
>taking the poo
>>140381064sure he was
>hit the road jack>taking the poo
A young apprentice NRL player was in the presence of an elder NRL immortal. The young apprentice wanted to be an immortal and he saw how the tough players played.The young apprentice immediately began to make quick runs, heavy tackles and fancy footwork. The elder NRL immortal laughed at him and said “My son, if you want to be an immortal, the first rule is to forget the rules. Forget everything you know and play with your soul. Don’t play for the crowd and the crowd will play for you. You don’t need to play the game, you need to game the play. Train and train and train until you forget the need to train. And make sure you play with humility and you will one day lead a team to greatness. When you no longer feel the need to become an immortal, you will become one.”The young apprentice was silent as he absorbed the wisdom of the immortal. The master inquired “My son, will you do these things?”The young apprentice replied “I will do these things master.”The immortal inquired further “How often will you do these things.”The young apprentice began to smirk on the left side of his mouth until he developed a humble grin. As he did this he raised his eyes to the NRL heavens and replied with a bold but respectful word. “Daly.”
Parra qt with her manly bf
Sutton needs some diversity training. That's two browns sent to the bin tonight
BROOKS IS FUCKING SHITWEAK MANLET CUNT
That was classic brooks right there
The poms aren't doing pro/rel now either, again, so Wolfpack would only be back if they get the NA league going which idk about. It's a shame because it was going well albeit a bit awkward with them playing home games in blocks and having to essentially go on tour for away games. I suppose it was a bit far, similar issues in the urc now with the saffa teams.It can be done but it's a lot of travel and there's pretty much no away fans
TRY
Brooks is doing so good
This has been an entertaining game
>>140381128FUCK UP RETARD
>>140381100there's this obsession with trying to force minnow sports into going international which imo is a mistake. focus on the grassroots and the bigger comps will come with time
Kek at these morons on commentary thinking Saab is anywhere near as fast as Koula over 100
they should change the rules so that the bunker can't rule on knock-ons, it's such a wank
KEK @ that scrum play
Koula may have lost some speed in gaining size, whereas Saab is still built like a gazelle
>klein
>>140381157>still built like a gazelle>Gazelles are found mostly in the deserts, grasslands, and savannas of AfricaRACIST
>>140381173no cap
Both these peems are, as they say in france, "le shit"
>>140381157Saab admitted once that his PB is 11 flat. Koula hasn't lost 0.4 of a second
>the virgin gutho challenge vs the chad DCE challenge
WHO WAS BLUD PASSING TO?!?!
what the FUCK WAS THAT PASS
goodnight
based DCE passing it to the touchie so he feels part of the game
>>140381184 I believe the French term is actually القرف
A TRYTHAT WILL EVEN THEM UPA TRY IS SIX POINTS RIGHT?!
watch them miss the conversion and lose the game
Bluds pass was so impressive
>all your success is on sivos side>go the other side >dce passes it to no one
BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VOBBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VOBBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO BBC-VO
IMO when your team has more players than the other team you should have enough players to tackle the other team so they don't score
BOOOOOOOOHE WAS GOING FOR THE BALL
>>140381134That's true, and historically that's how the bigger comps got big by starting local and making an effort into junior development. In saying that though I also think league needs to be regularly organised at test level because there are teams like Lebanon who've been at the wc qtr finals and should be playing test series at home - when they aren't getting bombed by zionists - and also touring places like France, PNG, and the Pacific Islands. This will also give a focus for the local competition over there to get good and they can make a point to bring 3 or 4 lads from there along with the touring side. Lebanon would be a rugby league nation if all this stuff was taken more seriously and treated as such, like it is in other codes
I'm washing my hands of that play
>this is just a collusion
>bunker just wants you to know it has been thoroughanother wank
is that the first time the Bunker has got involved and awarded a try? if so based
I'm from the future lads, DCE kicks the winning field goal
stories of origin with Alfie give it a listen boys
>>140381226WAAAAAOHHHHH WE'RE HALF WAYYY THEEERREEE
>commercial what did they mean by this?
should be 20-26
can't fucking kick at all
>taking the four
Dirty grub coconut nigger
>>140381278??
FUCKING KLEIN YOU CHEATING DOG
I'm from the future and I still haven't lost my virginity
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM
What a fucking N-Word
elbow first then forearm
they just can't stop advertising the UFC even midgame huh
What would Sivo's IQ be? 70?
rockhopper moment
Garrick you white bitch
bit of racism sneaking into the thread.lets be better guys.
Manly don't deserve to win but Parra do deserve to lose
poopeematter bros...
Based Manly supporter throwing romans
#JustCoconutThings
absolute neaderthal behaviour from sivo
lol what a retarded ape
Dirtiest player I've ever seen at this level was Billy Slater and nobody ever called him a nigger
The thread is only half as racist as the Brookie hill right now.
That’s because Billy was a wigger
did arthur say fucking nigger???every manly fag should be dropped though so dont care, kill em alllets all just tuck our balls between our legs like little bitches why are homo internet dwelling aussies so fucking pathetic?
Secret tip they don't want you to know: if you don't elbow players in the head they can't sin bin you
give him the ol' judo chop
love reading the chat on viprow lads
>BBC V-ACK!
gutho SEEEEEETHING
HOMELESS
Seibold is already at Brookvale McDonalds
>>140381377The mods of that chat enjoy watching their wives get fucked by Jamal
was a good game until Klein had to step in and ruin it
6% sure thing is STILL on just you wait
elite cutout pass to the ground assist
A try that's embarrassing for both teams
another 40 bomb on the eels incoming
>>140381369Bottom right might be the most elite screencap of all time. In that frame Slater actually looks like an insect grub.
lol wtf was harper doing there, he was like a dog getting confused and not knowing who to run to
32-18 looks so much worse than 14-0
love Slater my fav player ever
>>140381432He had to cover 3 outside. Basically Parra have shit defence
uh uh, uh uh, I don't know anybody
Bit chilly all of a sudden lads
based Klein betting the 13+
>>140381463ikr put on a hoodie and trackies 10 mins ago
>no no sivo bb you did the right thing he deserved it hey don't cry you almost had them its all guthersons fault hey you still coming over tonight
>scores hattrick>lets 3 tries in
>Halftime 6-14
bunker's sure doing a great job killing the sport
BUNKERED
BBC-VO GIVES BBC-VO TAKES
guthershitgutherSHITGUTHERSHIT
why is the meme that gus loves BBC when you can literally hear joey salivating when he talks about how big and strong some random coconut is every game he commentates
>scores 3 tries >single handedly loses parra the gamefunny that
Sivo will be taken out the back and whipped for his crimes against the people of Parramatta.
It's not a meme, it's just one guy posting that
>no one tipped peels >even the resident peels customer
Garrick CHADS
How we feeling parrachads? Suicidal, like usual?
>tipping against your teamThe personalities of old would never have done this.
My warm socks have a hole in them
very disappointing from Samuel
first time i’ve ever tipped against them m8 feels disgusting
>Garrick (c)
If my peem didn't want me to tip against them they would play better
>>140381646cuteCUTEC U T E
plus I told N last year i’d start tipping against my Eels when I truly believed they’d lose
even if my peem had impossible odds I'd never tip against them but each to their own
had a dream before that I had steamy hot sex with an old flat mate of mineyes she was a womanno she wasn't good looking
If you tip against your team you are not allowed to celebrate when they win
> Garrick (c)……..last week
is it true N stands for Nigger?
no. thats racist.
I'm allowed to do whatever I want
Brad Arthur has coached the Eels for like 10 or something,, is it a tragedy if he had to get a new job?
>>140381073the old bostik in the shorts pocket trick, classic
>team song drowning out press conferenceBASED
>the fucking Manly victory song in the background of the Parra presser
WE ARE THE MANLY BOYSWE HAD A WIN TODAY
Will any fight promoter give me three Batamweights vs one heavyweight?
>>140381866BA is decent coach but might have been there too long now with this playing group. The real problem is fucking bottom feeders like Mark O’Neil, Jim Sarantinos and the rest of the soulless non footy cunts who make up the Board. It’s run like a commie setup since the salary cap scandal and it leads to a committee based recruitment & retention fucking up the squad depth while good players leave.
>CHANCES ARE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSECHANCES ARE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE>CHANCES ARE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSECHANCES ARE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE>CHANCES ARE YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE
Jesus christ Vonny is hard on the players. I was going to use the word 'bitchy' but its even worse then that. Poora lost because of a dumb mistake from Sivo and their 2nd choice kicker missing shots because of injuries, yet shes making out that everyone should be replaced and Arthur fired tomorrow
I have a hard on for Vomny
I am part of my peemmy peem is part of me if I stumble in my duty, my peem stumbles in theirsif my peem stumbles I stumble with themall loyalty to my peem as they show loyalty to me I am my peem
>>140381950Chances are I'm about to WIN ;)
>>140381964Kek
>manly's right side defence :)>manly's right side attack:(
>no one mentions betting >oh by the way coincidentally because of your anoymoose post I just happened to win tonightnice win but m8
Post the brapstable vocaroo
https://vocaroo.com/1ca0nWu82BQF
Disgusting league fags
Why does seibold have his buttons undone for this press conference? Disgusting!
>>140382019run it straight ya dat gaucho cunt
Will Rugby ever have a resurgence in Australia? Or will it continued to be irrelevant shite played by pretentious stuck up private school boys
>rugbywhat kind? LOL
>>140381975massive odds on that first one, should've shared with the class
Don't tell anyone in the thread, but I kiss the days when their was no 6pm Friday League game so you would half pay attention to the Super Rugby before the League started.
yoplait isn't french for yum, wtf, my whole life is a lie
>kiss
KISS MEBEHIND THE BEARDED BARELY NIGHTLY BEHIND THE GREEN GREEN GRASS
The full name was Yoplait Petit Miam, which is French for little (petit) yum yums (miam), as stated in the original ad if you paid attention>did you know that petit miam is French for yummy monsieur?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMfLzrCYFOo
I've heard the Arthurs been there too long now, and I don't think so. The players leaders are still buying in and back him, so its not the playing group. The way their cap is structured is their biggest issue, compounded by Moses being injured and unable to kick them out of trouble. Junior Paulo is on 950k, thats why they cant afford a good outside back.
How does Manly fix their right edge? DCE can't keep defending by himself.
>>140382061Good for you to know what actual rugby is Unión>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>afl>>>>>>>>>>>>nfl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nrl
>accusing little marianne of lying when she was telling the truth the whole timeHang your head in shame
Rugby Union is obviously the superior game to League. But the domestic competition in Australia is so grim, I just can't watch it. The Wallabies are also terrible. I just can't see Australian Rugby getting even halfway back to where it was in the 90s and 00s until at least 2040, and I'd say that there is a good chance western civilisation will have collapsed of be collapsing by then anyway so nobody will even care.
>>140382299if you have to use a diacritic your a fucking faggòt
>>140382345>the blowie union orphan of the family reveals himself kys toff
>>140382299>i'm not like the other wogs, i play the elite english schoolboys gameShut up idiot, the true elites play polo. If you don't own a horse then you're just another soccer wog, none of your rugby signalling will change that. You didn't go to Eton, Grey's, or Scots, you are not one of them.
Keep fergo way from little marianne
apparently FerGOD was coaching the u15s girls peem KEK
private school fuckwits OUTgo kick for goal somewhere ELSE
tell you what though I'll take Union any day of the week over fucking soccer
Would the appeal judge changing his indecent assault verdict to "section 10, conviction not recorded" really allow him to pass a working with children check?
>I'd eat gruel over eating bloody shit wow what a controversial statement what other gems of truth do you have
My workmate owns horses for his daughters and he's a BroncGODS member
>>140382740Based lazy public servants>>140382694Soccer just as bad, same with AFL theyre just all poofta sportsAny chad NRL / MLB watchers here?
Polo horses or horsey horses?
Ill watch NRL and Test Cricket, everything else can get fucked
Swans have a decent crowd atmosphere at least, funny to see the Melbourne ex-pats in the crowd get all serious and worked up about their dropsy ball spoort versus the Sydney "fans" who go to sip wine and chat with eachother and are complete non-sporting types.
I went to a public school but we were in a rugby association with private schools, what do I count as?
>>140382858rocking horses
A Sydney Boys High Asian, just like based Wingy
>>140382820BASED in polo because of the intensity of the matches and the workout the horses will receive, polo players will come with at least 4 horses if not more for a gamein show jumping 1 rider may bring more than 1 to ride, an entry fee for each horse of course (for example an entry fee of $450USD for an international derby for a $25,000 competition) please note that its not cheap to bring a horse to a show, feed, groom, farrier fees etc etc to braid a horse, braid their tails etc $150, they charge you to take care of their poo and everythingin hunters they may do the same, bring multiple horses per 1 rider (an american horse sport) funnily enough it comes from the tradition of fox hunting in Britainin both sports the english saddle is used see pic if you're interested >The height of Olympic show jumping fences has changed over the years, but right now the jumps range from 1.6 meters - 2 meters>Most show jumpers are tall horses, over 16 hands (1.6 meters)ok I'll stop sperging about horses they're just great and we owe them a lot more than we'll ever repay I'm also really povo, I guess you could say I'm the guy who skips a meal to buy a ferrari shirt and owns a VN commodore anyway enjoy the rest of your night family
drunk off baileysfuck it's good stufflove you boys
was always bourbon and rum for me but never tried baileys would drink it with the lads no doubt
poofter
oh you!
>>140382920still aint watching that gay victorian hot potato game
Polocrosse is the Queensland pleb version of polo and it's also very good. You can play with one horse
Holy shit guys lol unión gods trigger you so hard you want to go play cricket and polo?? Lmaoo what a bunch, enjoy you nfl, ill take afl every day before watching the gay versión of union hahaha
obsessed
lets get this bad boy to 500
just woke up
based and woke
most of the senpai still sleepin
>>140383066>Sadle
Caulfield Race 5 #4
>>140382019>>140382299>>140385269fuck off and die nonwhite argie subhumanbuckbroken by the english at the falklands into believing union is good when its poo just like your skin colour you worthless argie nigger
uh oh someone woke up on the wrong side of the bedsie wedsie!! =x
GOATcastle
>>140389808>buckbroken by the english at the falklandsMfw looking at your flag while reading lol Its kinda sad that you can't embrace the actual good sport because le english le bad, Did any rich kid bullied you at school and you hated unión ever since poor little boy?
New: >>140389359
In Australia it's the rich kids get bullied and become liberal voters as revenge
>>140390414Not really. The rich and poor are kept separate from one another until at least university. The exception these days is coconut kids being given scholarships at elite rugby schools, but they're kept on a very short leash.
>>140391256>>140391256
>>140390058league is played in england too stupid faggot argiei played union as a child and enjoyed league more, keep crying you worthless subhuman
