Nys editionCurrent and upcoming races:21.04 - 28.04 Presidential Cycling Tour of Türkiye 2.Pro23.04 - 28.04 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT26.04 - 28.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.128.04 - 05.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT28.04 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.101.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT03.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE04.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE04.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro04.05 GP Eco-Struct/Thompson/Security Tools 1.1 WE04.05 - 26.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT05.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro05.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE05.05 Elfstedenronde Brugge 1.108.05 Navarra Women's Elite classic 1.Pro08.05 - 12.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro09.05 Circuit de Wallonie 1.110.05 - 12.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT11.05 Tour du Finistère 1.112.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.114.05 - 19.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro14.05 Durango - Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE15.05 - 19.05 International Tour of Hellas 2.116.05 - 19.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT17.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal Classic 1.1 WE18.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.119.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.1 WE19.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.120.05 Ronde van Limburg 1.120.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/rJwQsq1P>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>140342324
>Kys editionuhm, why not
Ummm excuse me Bertacek! I wascstill talking shit about Rohan Penis in the other thread.
>>140366180That is encouraged in every thread!
>Still a leaf
>>140366266
>>140366287Can't imagine anything worse
>>140366180
>>140366412holy based smug look from above
>burgerberts so desperate to watch worldtour ciclismo they're moving to canada in drovessad!
/bh/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARpmcu227lI
/burger hours/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th16vNh5HDw
FTP test yesterday and the results are frankly grim.A winter full of Z2/Z3 work and rare Zwift racing has resulted in zero gains aside from endurance base. I was hoping I still had some lingering noob gains...Well, I just need to buckle down and do some hard intervals and do some fucking work
>>140369286Depressing, listen to some /burger hours/ to cheer yourself uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1TM_o5lslY
>>140369553this song is good
/burger hours/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0jVb9TmfRM
>>140370485All-timer guitar solo in this one
>>140370485>THOUSANDS OF CARS AND A MILLION GUITARS>SCREAMING WITH POWER IN THE AIR >WE COUNT A PLACE WHERE DECIBELS RACE>THIS ARMY OF ROCK WILL BE THERE
This is your average pogi hater btw
>>140373903>It’s not all doom and gloom. The Olympic Games are returning this summer. A city-centre circuit around Paris will have an unfamiliar look compared to what we’re used to seeing on the final day of the Tour. Say farewell to the Champs-Elysées and hello to the cobble climb of Montmartre. >Cobble climb, you say? Expect to see Van der Poel targeting this with laser-like precision. And he rarely misses when he’s locked on target. Alongside a devilish Dutch team, it’s hard to imagine any scenario where someone else wins.Devilish dutch team lmao they're going to have 3 riders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e88tIT3tppc/burger hours/ no Austrians allowed
>>140373956>>140373903Just your average journalist these days.
I like the bike racer SEPP kuss above all the others
Presidential Cycling Tour of Türkiye (2.Pro)Stage 6Kuşadası - Manisa160.1 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2024/startlistGC after stage 5:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2024/stage-5-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2024/stage-6/liveRoadbook:https://www.tourofturkiye.org.tr/Content/files/2024/Yaris_Rehberi/2024_Tanitim_Rehberi_v4.pdfStreams:https://www.youtube.com/@tourofturkiye/streamshttps://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TRTspor13:30 CET
Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)Stage 3 (ITT)Oron - Oron15.5 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/stage-2-gcStart order:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/stage-3/live/startorderLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/stage-3/livehttps://archive.tissottiming.com/2024/tdr/fr-ch/tdr/Stage/4Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTS15:30 CET
The best veloteam I ever made was the current Romandy squad. I assembled it on my phone 10 minutes before deadline at work and made no swaps. Really makes you think
Total industry crash incoming. Love to see it really
>>140377087word
>>140377087Kinda sad because they were doing fairly well for not having van der pool.Thanks UCI for fucking things up again
>>140377264This has nothing to do with the UCI, trek is just in a world of troubles. The kona brand is dead also
>>140377311They're making cx unappealing enough for it to be early on the chopping block for sponsors
>>140377343Let's face it, no one buys CX bikes anymore and only dutch and belgian actually watch these races.
>>140377458absolutely no reason to buy CX bikes nowadays with gravel popularity exploded.
>>140377087meanwhile Tom Ritchey welded his own bikes back in the days
Tim Torn TEUTENBERG
Hate Romandie, always such a shit race
>>140378486Mindbroken velogoombler
>>140378584With or without velogames it's always shitName a good recent edition of Romandie (you can't)
>>140378662Yes, but if you didn't play you wouldn't care.
>>140378758This
>>140378758>>140378803I accept your concession that it is indeed always shit
I agree with Not me-Bert. Romandie sucks
>>140377496Also CX bikes are kinda shit at anything that isn't CX. Super high BBs, often not that much tire clearance, mega aggressive steering geometry. Of course it's great for cross, but for any other use it's shit. Especially when you start having road bikes with more tire clearance.
>>140378984>often not that much tire clearancewell, yes. the UCI limit is 33mm so no need for more
>>140378984My cross bike has 45mm tyre clearance. Planning to put gravel tyres on it.
>>140379138It's not even the tire clearance that makes them awful for everything but CX. They often have steering geometries that are more aggressive than road bikes. They also have very high BBs. Which is what is needed from a CX race bike. Of course there are some CX bikes with less extreme geometries because they're made more as general use bikes than race bikes, these bikes also often have more tire clearance.
>>140378923You’d think these small pancake races would be contested like crazy by the chaff because no Poggy or Jonas but no gotta defend that 9th spot on the GC!!!
>>140379326Remember when plugged the genius thought teams should qualify for the tour de france?
>>140379397Embrace progress, chud
>>140379434that was embarrassingly pointless
it is funny how cycling was the working class sport many years ago and now you need to spend thousands of dollars just for a shit entry level bike made in china that will probably break when you ride over a bump
Nys not being taken to a grand tour this season? I find that to be a terrible decision. The Trek young riders are treated like shit. He's doing Wallonie instead. A number of top quality youthful breakaway merchants with carte blanche would be absolutely based and 100% they would get multiple wins.
>>140379518>Nys not being taken to a grand tour this season?The longest race he's done in his career was Avenir. Every other race has been 5 stages + prologue or shorter. I don't think he's ready for such an abrupt jump
Another banger from this dudehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC5pse2PQnA
>>140379518He doesn’t want to go to GC he’s reservist for Giro
>>140379518At thzt age, grug was doing boucle de la Mayenne and tour du limousin. There is no need to rush him to GT before at least 2-3 years
>>140379434>>140379440That was a fun stage, Froomey finally cracking after all those years and Nairoman winning in dominant fashion.
>>140379610>GC As in general contender? Of course he won't. He's a Quinn Simmons jr.>>140379568>>140379621Surf wheels and take it easy, treating the race as a couple of one day races. I don't think it's a massive jump for him, maybe in experience but he's clearly got the legs for it. Simmons has gone to the tour twice and he's less than a year older. First one he look magnificent and PCS says he had 5 days in the break.... still finished.
>>140379629I remember Sagan was suffering tremendously through this. well, anyway, the whole idea of grid start was incredibly dumb and embarrassing. they hyped it so much and then the peloton is just gathered together anyway in few minutes
>>140379682brutal. imagine having the ride like that. those sort of cuts are sometimes the most painful.
>>140379709rumor has it, that it gets worse after two days
>>140379745whats the joke here? i cant remember everything that happened in cycling over the last decade.
Artem NYCH was humbled yesterday Our bert Julius lost 20 seconds on the grupo principal with MOREIRA and RHEISH
>>140379777your muscles get sour and stiff the worst effect is after two days
>>140379908yeah no shit. surely everyone here has had a crash on their bike.
>>140379923There are some people here who—Allah forgive me—don't ride bikes at all
>>140379946they prefer to jog
>>140379956I run
>>140379983i bet you do, nouri.
>DNS VAN POPPEL DannyI guess he had enough of the humiliation
>>140380026What’s that supposed to mean rude abo
>>140379434What's wrong with this?
>>140373903Not Pogi's and Matje's fault if 4 of the top 6 guys crashed right before the classics
Asturian RAI is not providing broadcast from Asturias, superlame
>>140380401You can be sure jumbo would be gloating about how they're smarter than everyone and avoid crashes if they were in alpecin shoes
>>140380492>Yeah we invested in some special coaches, training and nutrition all optimally calculated to prevent crashing, plus our material has been carefully tuned to be synthetically balanced, it's that type of professional sports preparation that sets us above the rest
Dutchbert's favourite rider, Steff Cras, has almost fully recovered from the Basque crash. His injuries were almost the same as Vinge, so he should be okay by now too right?
>>140373903wtf is thecyclingDANE that aside this bio is pure cringe what a failure
>Team MENtoRISE MLMsuperstarsmoldovan galacticos rises
they are actually romanian, kinda lame
>>140380790more like the copingDANE
Flag test
>>140381165
>>140381165still a leafsays a lot about your posting 2bqhwyf
>>140381177Why are you in Buffalo
>>140381165Once a leaf always a leaf explains alot t.bh
>>140381190Pleasure
>>140381208very leafy thing
>>140381218No but seriously I'm visiting my old friend Brandon
>>140381207Day of the Rake SOON
>>140381228Such a leaf thing to do
>>140380765Cras crash was way worse than Jonasim telling you Jonas is back om his bike training already but Visma is hiding it as some gigamind strategy thought up by Plugge so Pogi will spend more energi in the Giro thinking he already won the TDF
>>140381249I regret to inform you that Pogi will only have one hard day in the Giro and that'll be by his choice
>>140381249He's in the Teide recovery tanksSoon he will be unleashed upon the slopes of the volcano and reign his fiery wrath down upon us all
we live in anatolia
Caja Rural train looks impeccable, CEPEDA has this in the bag
>>140377220goodoverpriced trash, 500 euros for a single item? price gouging motherfuckerspas normal next
>>140378486most entertaining race of the year so far tho tt should be fun today too
Tomorrow
>>140380444what emotion or mood is this pepe variant supposed to relay? Its cool but i always use it incorrectly
>>140381422
>>140381425disgust and disappointment that will lead to grave consequences
>>140381437
>>140381249Jonas's lungs are fucked
>>140381452
>>140381450very cool
Sunday
>>140381547Neat, thanks Bertollo
>>140381249Don't forget his hjaelper will also be ready in time for the TdF.
>>140381437basically same route as last year when AUGUST dominatedthis year my boy KRAL gonna be crowned
>Félix StehliSouds suspiciously like a certain Colin.
Reminder that Romandie is a Tissot race so we get up-to-date results https://www.tissottiming.com/2024/tdr/stage-3/live
>>140381795he's jawlet Though
bets have been placed.
The aegean pro peloton has slowly started to climb the ancient slopes of the Mount Sipylus
>Roberta Millar and Jose Been>Slovak commentator on czech audio>Ambient not available
>>140381992just take the no watch pill, this isn't worth it
grande PIPO CONCA goes solo>>140382009captcha offers another solutio
If Jimmy McNulty doesn't do shit again today I will be angry at Americans
CONCA goes all inSomebody tell him there's still 10 km of climb ahead
>>140382033I am delaying my squeaker market ride to see if there is a need to get him demoted. Although I think his viciously black po-leese chief has died some time ago.
ZOCCARATO has went solo and caught up on tiring CONCAThe grandes are burning all their matches way way too early
Hmm 12 seconds faster than Price-Pejtersen. At least he is trying
Not bad, 13s on the not bad Peter's Price. At least shits were given.
ATTENZIONE ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE CEPEDA
>>140382097
GRUPO COMPACTONOW LOPEZ GOES
Attaque de Lopez
I was listening to radio on way to /cyc/ office today and "Bohemian Like Me" by The DANDY WARHOLS came on.Thought of our dear Bertacek, God rest his soul
>>140382121>>140382156Superman is back???
DELGADO PAS NORMAL
McNulty 24s faster than Price-Pejtersen at the finish
KUDOS IMPRESIONANTEPAUL DOUBLE CHASING
TERENGGANU BROS LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Knaven sisters, our girl got her first pro win!
LANGELOTTI LACHEE, after MASSIVE work by his teamWhat a KWAB!
>>140382262she's a patje's angel
turned in just on time
>disappoints
>>140382262apparently a call was made and they had to take a different route
>>140382292If he disappoints today might as well just fire him on the spot.
how the fuck is that black guy used to altitude
ULTIMO KILOMETRO
Victoire de Frank VDB?
>tfw no supple mirre knaven cyc gf to rub down after a long hard training ride
VDB is alive?
He has risen from the grave Frank is back
Frank Vandenbroucke wins Tour of Turkey
VAN DEN BROEK wins!Second MTF victory of a young belgian (who's really a dutch) in a row!
>>140382304Ethiopia is one of the highest altitude countries in the world
Why is that dude whispering. Incomprehensible. And then José **** super loud again with her shit "accent". Good thing I only watched the final km
I’m just to high altitude man hahahaha
>>140382359But Kudus is from Eritrea
>>140382359all I'm saying is the neice of are ralphie NADER was on that 737max crash in ethiopialook into it
pudgey looking creature easiest “spot the dutch guy” of my life
>2024>Frank VDB wins heh
top 10
Did you know Kudus is actually Italian. From the Via Mussolini I have heard-no this is not spam. go FUCK yourself "system"-
Hayter is a slow boy
>>140382394PCS says his birthplace is Asmara which is at 2325m altitudebtw Eritrea and Ethiopia are neighboring countries and the Eritrean Highlands (where Asmara is located) are a northern continuation of the Ethiopian Highlands
Hayter is so fucking washed
>>140382498That MOTHERFUCKER. Piece of SHIT. FUCKI am okay
>>140382474Heh..my boy CFHagz... any day now
What's cyc approved model for sqlab, 612 or 611?
Cavagna also shit. Nice transfer there guy
>>140382527helo sir pleas kindly acquire SQLab 612 ERGOWAVE® at your earliest conveniences
Zijlaard broken elbow. It's OVER
Volta legend Ibon RUIZ goes solo down in Asturias
Ethan 8er haha
>>140382606he's already become Ethan 9er, and this isn't even his final form
>>140382527Neither
When Foss (he??) became WC didn't ****** have a flat tire or something and ended up 4th. That was funny
>>140382637Seems like he has a lot of Hayters haha
>>140382665He got shimanod
>>140382665Drivetrain issues without which he would have won. Wasted talent due to poor character.
>>140382474Astanachads, why can't we score points?
>>140382753These 3 UCI points will be critical
>11 LANGELLOTTI Victor +00:34>28 WHELAN James +01:49>33 CEPEDA Jefferson Alveiro +01:56>40 LYU Xianjing +03:45>DNS KOPECKÝ Matyáš
Actually they send you some kit to measure your ass for free. Nice
>>140382805So what was up with this then >>140382109
LUV time-trial, me
>>140382527i like the OEM saddle that came with my Cervelo so much that I also bought it for my other bikes
how many chutes in the wet
>>140382546Is Movistar equipment just that shit?
>>140382851I like my saddle that came with the tcr but buying one seems like a chore, they only deliver to shops
Is my bicycle good? It’s a 2016 Cannondale Caad8 105. I bought it in 2016 and only road about 10 times because I had a career change and became very busy and also into motorcycles, my life is different now and I sold my motorcyle. I would like to begin riding this bicycle like crazy starting Sunday, I used to know about bicycles and riding but forgot everything when I got into motorcycles. Tell me what to do please and also I will be riding 13 miles in one direction and 13 miles back so 26 miles on the bike path on Sunday, also if you would like I will post a picture of my bicycle and gear that I had bought in 2016 but only used 10 times. Thanks
>>140382833It was a ruseBoth CEPEDA and LANGELOTTI were the outright favourites according to the bookies
>>140382918Movistar are a bunch of amateur frauds, even with Ibarguren they are shit
>>140382945>Tell me what to doRide your bike
>>140382945>2016 Cannondale Caad8 105Looks like this has a rim brake - do not risk it!
>>140382918Going to Movistar as a time trial specialist is the dumbest move you can make. But it's not like Cavagna has a repuation here of being particularly smart.
>>140382945feels like déjà vu
>>140382945stale pasta
This a bot? Or just copy pasta? Shan't reply to it any further
Benhamin TOMA seulement un peu normal.
Been looking at mountainbikes lately. So much value in the used market. But seeing rainy/windy days like this REALLY takes a ding at the desire to get a new one. Im never riding in mud/rain again, frankly im too old and comfortable for that now after I started riding a road bike.
>>140382945Deja vu - I've been in this place before
Pogacar still hasn't done a TT this year, what is UAE hiding?
>>140383209Dope
>>140383194Higher on the street · And I know it's my time to go
>>140382975>>140382992>>140383074>>140383082I’m not a bot lol, this is the stuff pic related. I plan on bringing 2 eggs + 2 bananas, an ice coffee in 1 water bottle and water in the other bottle. Also I think I will bring 1 tube and one of those plastic things for take off a tire + a patch kit and the little co2 gun with 1 cartridge. It will be from 55*f to 62*f when I go on the 26mil ride Sunday but it’s by the ocean on bike path, thinking about wearing the full pants and jersey with the undershirt long sleeve. Does this sound good ? I really did actually forget what I’m doing since 2016 lol.
>>140383285Apparently you also forgot what you posted here only a few days ago
RAIN
>>140383285
SHEFFIELD hasn't chuted in a while
>>140383285The plan seems fine. Go and ride your bike. You can refine things later (e.g., to stop taking eggs and coffee)
>>140383328>>140383332I’m just trying to get the best start possible for Sunday, that’s all. Just getting input and maybe a lil banter.
Cold beer on a friday night
USA USA
SHEFFIELD, score some fuckin points
Finally a representative for us watts > w/kg monsters. My queen
>>140383386I'm gonna be real with you (general you) here, being welcoming to people getting into riding their bike is a good thing
>>140383386What misconceptions would that be?
>>140383332>>140383367>>140383372What do y’all think about the tubes in my tires are the same from 2016, think it’s good to go or am I going to end in the bushes ? I might end up going today, I’m all fired up.
>>140383386good on you for doing exercise but dropping weight happens in the kitchen
>>140383386Don't mind an article, it's content and can be interesting enough I suppose, but why write the same article 4 times?
>>140383386>>140383414I have just OFFICIALLY dropped below 80 kg, so I am allowed to smirk at this
allee philippe!
>>140383420if you pumped them up last night and they still have air this morning they're good enough, now go ride your bike
Check out Alexis Guérin's celebrations after soloing 30km to win in Bretagne
>>140383386hungry bitch wants races to have an all inclusive
>>140383487Good celebration
>>140383481Ok, I’m not waiting for Sunday I’m going within 1hr. Going to do 26 miles. Going to boil 2 eggs and make a double scoop instant coffee, it’s only 49*f but I will wear the pants, Jersey and under shirt. Any good free app to track my distance and mph on IPhone ?
>>140383511Thanks Rusbert
>>140383529Strava
>>140383529Good apps only track km/h, sorry
>>140383511youngster be celebrating like they just won a TdF stage fr fr
>>140383610>youngster
Xandro is a badass name.
>>140383626Everyone is young compared to most Berts
Carapaz DQ because of socks
I want to be friends with Richard Carapaz
Based allah riding for that contract
>>140383566Ok, will download now.
>>140383627
>>140383659So McNutty wins?
>rain for favoritesgiga lame
>>140383679Haha yeah, that's the guy. I always picked that hag Adela when playing basic Castle. Get monsters to join quickly.
>>140383627>Xandres Vervloesem
delusional
>>140383788Based
>>140383788based king fuck all the weak sauce cocksuckers
why didn't bernal attack yesterday if he's gonna be this bad today
why doesn’t eurosport keep showing the race during commercial?
Very impressive 61st time for Gaudu
oh yeah all the late starters are absolutely fucked in the descending part luckily nobody is really benefiting
>>140383832Rain is altering the results heavily
VOISARD is READY
>>140383860Yea this is over. McNulty wins.
>>140383867*** still has decent time. Bernal is really bad
>bernalbetter beat the rat otherwise im missing out on a grand
>>140383894Yes well Tao is a better time trialist than Bernal too
>commentator talking about mcnulty gc like he isn't 30 minutes down on the table
Carlos Rodriguez expected top 10. These other dudes just need to be no PUSSIES
>>140383903LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
here comes ayyyuso
If you follow Tissot you can see these "Live" images are not Live at all
VAI JUANITO
I have seen enough live images, I am going on a ride instead because unlike for those loser, it doesnt rain here at all.
Magnum McNutty bros whomst can stop us?
Do you guys know or could estimate the type of training block Ganna was on to break the hour record?
>>140384024pedal hard and buy some rounder wheels innit
>Rodriguez better than ArensmanWhat is the point of Ineos
>>1403840244 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large
>>140384024https://scientifictriathlon.com/tts368/
>>140384024I remember reading something about trying to beat the hour record and it involved a lot of 30 minute threshold intervals
>Lucas Plopp
VLASOV INCOMING THERMONUCLÉAIRE
Sasha pas normal.
>>140384053Arensmeme was never really good aside from that one queen stage 2 years ago
BASED Vlasov
>>140384073Thanks
Damn Ayuso is really sending it in the corners
>>140384131not good enough though
Ayuso overrated hack
Rodriguez is a really good descender
>>140384147Juan ACK
>>140383788sounds jealous
>>140384160if he stays on his bike he's a great rider
>>140383788Based arrogant old geezer
whats up with burgers and being TTlets
>>140384215A burger is literally winning today
Plapp is a gigantic wetlet
tiz has been so fucking far behind
Ayuso negative split god
>38th time for Plabb fucking imbecile
AyusoGOD
>>140384147>>140384162APOLOGIZE
ayuso smoked that descent bah god
I just want to see Pog do a TT with the current UAE buff
>>140384228yes ofc i meant why burgers can only win TT's
>>140384249I'm sorry Juan
I was expecting big numbers from plapp
>>140384246Have you seen him corner? dude clearly is terrified of the wet
>>140384215They are 1 and 2. GREAT Danish posting again
>Großschartner better than Ayuso in a TT????
>>140384231Techniquelet in general. 130th in the prologue
>>14038425938 is a big number
>>140384256biggest enemies are ourselves
why are they acting like plapp is a TT specialistdude's only results are beating harper and durbridge at the start of the year
Lenny a minute faster than Gaudu haha
>>140384267>>140384256PPATTT
>>140384260Welp, still made back my intial bet + 50 euros, so im not too shabby. With Plob beating Ian I could have banked 1k euros THOUGH, so fuck him
Fun this race, first time I am watching it.
get Lenny on UAE or Jumbo TT setup and he is winning the TDF
>>140384293Gaudu being grand remplaced, you love to see it.The seethe must be colossal
>Martinez not disastrous at TTbetter hype him up till he cracks from the pressure and DNFs in tears in the Le Tour
Rolling for Wilder crash. Nuttin personal, kid
>>140384306ITT’s are FUN and the camerawork isn’t too bad
>>140384313>setupYeah the setup...
>>140384318least unhinged dane
>>140384317Dude is going to be in a bahrain team living in andorra. No pressure for him
>>140384321And it's not Tudor doing the timekeeping
>>140384306calling Romandie fun?oh no we dont do that around here
not too bad from MAS
why isn't vlasov going to the giro
>>140384318whats wrong with mini Remco?
>>140384374And Hindley too
>>140384321I mean the whole thing, the pas normal AG2R finish was fun, yesterday was quite an anime scenario, if they don't slurp tomorrow and Consonni plus Moschetti give me BIG points on Sunday - a very fun race.
>>140384290He rode team pursuit on track and is a silver medal at the u23 World championships time trial, so he is certainly a time trial specialist
>>140384374because Pogi is on the startlist
>>140384376It could have made me money since I trusted the Plebb aussie h2h. Oh well
>>140384374to be Roglas backup at the Tour
>>140384374You can't tell me that teams aren't doing it on purpose. Its like they all want this giro to not be about GC
>>140384409>a gambleryou deserve nothing good lol
>>140384383atleast one of them, you just need to beat o'coomer and you got a podiumif pogi chutes you win almost instantly
>>140384374because he wants to win the TdF
>>140384419It's a silent protest against POGI dopage
>>140384446God this TDF will be betrayal kino
>>140384426i never gamble, only on h2h tt's because its basically free money if you are an attentionpayer
>Kepplinger top 15
DEL TORO won in Asturias
>>140384446>We will see who is in better shape and adjust accordinglyAdjusted.
The sporza app for android now has a persistent notification that constantly updates with the latest live blog update, not sure if I like it or not
>>140384486Based Zakito
ayuso with possibly two WT stage race wins this year, that must feel good
Thibau nys stayed on his bike today, i'm writing that down as a moral victory
>>140384486With more than a minute on Majka and known secret picks FAGUNDEZ and EULÁLIO. PAS NORMAL
>1, 2nice
>>140384533Pogacar will crush Ganna in the Giro time trials
lol I didn't see McNuggets throwing at the line for that extra quarter second
Great to see Grégoire and Martinez not sucking at TTs
Very interesting how Ayuso's English is so good. A very little known fact
>>140384597it gets mentioned everytime he is interviewedpay attention
Bernal is 26th in GC. I am GONE, I am DEAD
https://twitter.com/Movistar_Team/status/1783524710879301861Based boomer on his way to dab on some american grav*l >atheltes
that price pejetersn guy, is he just employed to show up in the top 10 of TT's twice a year
>>140384607no YOU pay attention
>>140384607Smartest Dane. Did you know Roglic used to be a fish factory jumper?
>>140384629Yes
Where Martinez breaks the curse
Azparren DNF. That is interesting in a TT
>>140377220good riddance
>>140384718Wew /cyc/ was confident about Sheffield
>>140384718Do you want me to fuck off with previous points and position for stage races too?
>>140384753was pretty cheap
>40mm G-One RS are finally back in stock againYeah I think it's gr*el time
>>140384753It was mostly a Tarling pick that either was a natural, not far off switch, to Sheffield by a bert or by George who was doing it for anyone who kept Tarling at the start.
here are the riders that McNulty is now going to gap after today's stage winKuss still stuck in 960th place
>>140384823ahh brajkovic, that guy is a good quiz question
>>140384823I am not sure if it is you or one of the other non-capitalizing Belges but are Angeles de Patje may lead Overall.
>>140384718>3 other Kepplinger pickersYou are my brothers
>>140384853i dont know if that spreadsheet is from velogames or another game but i dont play no velogames so can take no creidt
>>140384949So you're the lawful neutral, telling people it is just a game.
>>140384963no that's me and I'm also winning
>>140384976That was my pick nr 1 dear Patje, but an active non-player suddenly stroke me as a good candidate.So you're not lawful neutral, you're chaotic evil.
>>140384823Three Vuelta winners in there
Gongratz, 5 berts in top 100, could have been way better but the race is silly.
>>140385020Damnit FOUR even. I forgot Edward VAN DYCK.
>>140385020+ a TdF winner and a Giro winner (allegedly)
Del Toro is going to win the tour in the next 5 years
>>140385157
>>140385157gonna be fun infighting between him and ayuso when pogacar decides not to go
>>140385157Genuinely think he might be the biggest talent since Pogi
>>140385204I like that he's clearly really good but also likes to work for his team
>>140385031Why did I pick Lutsenko (and Arensman) REEEE
>>140385157Can't even win Algarve or a WT stage race at the same as Pogi: fraud
>>140385353*at the same age as Pogi
>>140385353he has won a WT stage
>>140385369GC
>>140385353Are you talking about Pogi beating Bennett, Higuita and Asgreen in California?
>>140385369TDU is a 1.2 disguised as a WT race.
>>140385393Narvaez, Bart Lemmen and Oscar Onley in TDU isn't better
>>140385391>pogacar won a WT stage race one day before he turned 21damn but there's still time
El Torito could have won Romandie
>>140385437California was 4 months before he turned 21
Oh no no no Pogibros
>>140385547>del STIER stonks on the riseBUY BUY BUY
>>140385393Am excuse me, he also beat the great Tejay van Garderen
>>140385563NO MOREEXCUSES
>You will live to see the first Mexican Tour de France victory
>>140385614anything before another danish one
>>140385614That would instantly make him the Mexican GOAT, right? Of all athletes that is, not just cyclists.
>>140385547MOGGED
>>140385688Hugo Sanchez?
>>140385711why are these guys so good and the jumbo ones so useless
>>140385503saw it in person, hard to believe
>>140385711>Zakito and Toninho will be the next generation of elite riders
>>140385718please understand the norges started their pro career in a time of general jumbo debuff
>>140385876makes sense, ryan archie left and he got better
>>140385547actually the initial peak of pogacar isn't all that special, it's the peak after 22 and the sustain that really puts him apart
>>140385959yes what you are saying is that pogacar is a clear product of the covid boost
So I made chicken with rice and dropped everything on the FUCKING floor. Ate some of it anyway because FUCK it. If I die I die.
>>140386027classic 'bert
>>140385987this is
>>140385959Because Pog did two U23 years (like Del Toro) when most promising riders now do only one
>>140386113del Toro was shit in his first year, then he got some reddit sources. Pogi was good from the get go and just kept getting better and better.
>>140386162Lies and Slander
>>140386162if WADA can't detect EPO use anymore then I say anyone can just dope to their heart's content
>>140386210Behave, leaf.
>>140386210(just fugging with (You))
>>140386212wada has rarely been involved in discovery, mostly its federal investigations
>Thank god for women cycling
>>140386297He just had to do a little virtue signaling before the end
>>140386297>Why the Volta a Catalunya isn't a foregone conclusion for Tadej PogačarGod I love journo retards
Kek, went to the infamous cyclingdane channel. We're off to a GREAT start. No wonder such quality journalism emerge from that channel
Why didn't anybody send a team to Asturias? UAE are winning so many races mainly because they're actually sending teams to a lot of races rather than having their entire a-train sitting on a mountain for months at the time
>>140386465It's one of the danes posting here
>>140386518most of the teams can't even field a proper roster for the world tour racesI mean jumbo rides fucking nothing that isn't world tour or mandated by their sponsors (tour of norgay)
>>140386545>the virgin altitude training vs the chad racing everywhere
>>140386465>59k vuesjesus
>>140386564That's not that much, the full on schizo do similar things.
There are still no full results for Asturias.
>>140386556>socially isolate riders on an island for like two months>two UWT classics later half of them are either sick or injuredtopkek this is inefficient and ineffective
>>140386619You just know wout will have the exact same schedule next year because they can't admit they've made a mistake. I find it hilarious, personally.
>>140386619>most of them take 3+ racedays to even adjust from the altitude training if they don't get sickthey struck gold with vingedope once and now they can't deviatejust look at Cian, worthless since he moved
>>140386027There is one guy, Bert (zonder dinner) who is always doing stupid things like dropping his food on the floor or making terrible picks in velogames. Stuff like that.
>martinez already sulphurous
>>140386675He's taking one for the team. Admirable
>>140386597absolute massacre with big hog gaviria barely hanging on
>>140386836Romanian galacticos from METtoRISE MLMsuperstars lost entire team but one runner who finished last (?) 40 minutes down
>>140386996O'Connor also humiliated
Matje BREGNHØJ finished in GRUPO MORGADO-JEGAT only 3 minutes down. I hope you are not paying attention towards the Volta.
>>140387036
>>140387036why is juraj's team called pierre baguette anyway
>>140387068it's their title sponsorhttps://www.pierrebaguette.eu/bagety
>>140387042Starting to become convinced he's one of our berts psyopping us into thinking he's actually Julius.
>>140387147>thinking he's actually JuliusNah I'm me. Bregnhøj is a redditor.
>>140387296when are you going to stop being a jobber and push some faking watts
>>140387353Been focusing more on the track for a while.
god i wish i was a CANYON sponsored athlete
>>140387613I wish I could force the canyon crafters to remove the sloping
>>140387647Ehhhh I don't know....Wouldn't.
They just love surprising her with new CANYONs
>>140387664kek she has a mtb variant of this too, very fun
>>140387707always liked grug's giro one
>>140387807juicy legs too
>>140387830>Nice legs bro
>>140387647>>140387807>>140387664such weak paint-jobs considering the cost/effort... true to form for canyon
Berts, I don't think Vine is going to make it to the Giro
>>140388179>300 pieces>2.5 hoursHe's retarded?
>>140388328she
>>140388328I'm retarded
>>140388179I see your sneaky comment and I approve
>>140388179I like to make puzzles, especially 1000 piece puzzles of classic paintings. But they really strain my back from standing hunched over the table all night
>>140388434do some core exercises while doing puzzles
>>140386518what do you mean?ABTF Betão Feirense brave Eulálio has just secured a PRESTIGIOUS 4th place in the first stagewas that an insignificant result?
>>140388820I picked that guy in the volta last year and he did jack shit
>>140388820This guy SCREWED me in the Volta
>>140388843>>140388845>picking clean guys for Voltalollmao even
>>140388894Yes, clean...
>>140388894stussi was clean and he won the whole thing
>>140388952
Volta always so silly
>>140389130no u are silly
International Tour of Rhodes GC winner is not an insignificant result.
>>140389130>>140389219
I’ve returned from riding my 2016 Cannondale Caad8 105, things went very well indeed. I was able to travel in total 25.5 miles in 2 hrs and 4 minutes, For supplies I only brought 1 hard boiled egg, 1 banana, 4 tic tacs, 1 12 oz water and 1 12 oz ice coffee. There was no danger, it was all very good. Pic related is my Strava.
>>140388820>>140388843Unironically an actually talented rider who may even be able to do something outside of the Portuguese scene
I've actually really enjoyed the Tour de Romandie.
>>140389487me too, i usually think it's like a weak tour de suisse but so far the stages have been good
>>140389487>>140389674>meme prologue with the most interesting riders finishing before live pictures>above average sprint stage, but finish filmed entirely from above so impossible to tell what was going on>breakaway slurper>a boring TTPretty shitty race so far, desu
>>140389771Yea it's been pretty mehJust because there are no big time gaps doesn't mean a race is good.
>>140386027
>>140389449Too late, they only have success if they leave early. Just look at our pro riders>Almeida Axeon>MorgadoAxeon>Oliveira twinsAxeon>GuerreiroAxeon>OliveiraSome shit spanish team picked him up when he was 20>CostaActually developed here a bit, but he actually raced outside of Iberia back then
>>140389771well, i guess not every race can have a guy attack 40km from the finish line and win by minutes
>>140389922Sure, the last two editions of the Giro have been super exciting too.
When you really think about it the sport is always uninteresting and sucks
>>140390244rotund opinion
>>140390244Except when my boys win, then it's the best sport in the world.
>>140390274Exactly
>>140390244i'm a loser though, what else am i going to do with my time
>>140390367>>140390274I rode my bicycle (2016 Cannondale Caad8 105) for 25.5 miles today, you can look at my post above to see my Strada. First ride for me in 4+yrs, that is all.
>>140390404Core exercises I guess....
this new bert is downright peculiar
Boiled egg Burger Bert is straight in at #1 ranked Burger
>>140390837that's what we will call himboiled egg burger bert or maybe just egg bertI will ponder this further over a beer or two
>Boss calling me>"why have you not shown up for work">its not my week for night shifts as i already did mine last weekend>"but it says here it is">its not, you must have made a mistake when doing schedules>"can you come anyway">no>"it was on the schedule for a month and you did not see it?>no, as i have my schedule on my phone premade for a long time>"we will talk about this next week">okayfrom a 1-10 how fucked am i
>>140390837I’ve only just begun, tomorrow I will take the same route but will do an average speed of 14mph and top speed of 28mph.
>>140390422This is a BIG ride for a beginner>>140390779He's a bit strange but at least I haven't seen his ballsack unlike schizobrit
>>140391023Not fucked. He was trying to bully you into doing extra shit. Just cite rules(I'm assuming you understand your contract or/and have shown it to people who know stuff aka unions )to him and he will chicken out.
why is no one doing the giro
>>140391632no one is doing anythingliterally what races are there to look forward to
>>140391673Olympic road race unironically
>>140391673nothing for several months at leastit's a grim year
>>140391673vuelta femmes starts this weekend
>>140391632Probably Pogi scared them awayAlso probably they activated a sort of chain reaction with Jumbo always being the superteam for the Tour so UAE sent the superteam to beat them, so Bora sent the superteam, etc.
>>140391673i am doing BIG rides
>>140384073>I live in a ski resort which is excellent for altitude, but I am not a fan of hills and do not like the waisted time of descending.>For each hour, I am making a 15-20min descent. So, 25 % of the time is wasted on a four-hour ride which is frustrating because I am time-constrained.>So, I do most training indoors, keeping it in a tight power band.
The fuck is he doing
>>140392750PPATTT
ciclisme
>>140392750>that hairlineTruly one of us
Vismoid U23 been underperforming this year. A lot of fine results but last year they were sweeping all the .2 / U23 races
/les heures des Burgers/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-GRlWPWRfE
are grand matje o'jergens is having a ball in the pnw
Cycled up Mt. Lemmon yesterday.
The Finnish pro peloton starts their season today with TS Kortteliajot, a classic criterium in my hometown of Turku. Top favourites include the Finnish national champion Antti-Jussi JUNTUNEN, Nicolas GRÖNLUND, Kimmo KANANEN and the local crowd favourite Kalle TOIVANEN. The race is the first part of a stage race that will finish tomorrow with Simo Klimscheffskij'n Muistoajot, a race I will also be racing (in a lower category). Really exciting stuff, I hope to see lots of Berts there today!
>>140398513Thats nice. Have a good one.
>>140398646Thanks, I will!
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