Ciclismo editionCurrent and upcoming races:21.04 - 28.04 Presidential Cycling Tour of Türkiye 2.Pro23.04 - 28.04 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT25.04 Gran Premio della Liberazione 1.1 WE26.04 - 28.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.128.04 - 05.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT28.04 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.101.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT03.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE04.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE04.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro04.05 GP Eco-Struct/Thompson/Security Tools 1.1 WE04.05 - 26.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT05.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro05.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE05.05 Elfstedenronde Brugge 1.108.05 Navarra Women's Elite classic 1.Pro08.05 - 12.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro09.05 Circuit de Wallonie 1.110.05 - 12.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT11.05 Tour du Finistère 1.112.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.114.05 - 19.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro14.05 Durango - Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE15.05 - 19.05 International Tour of Hellas 2.116.05 - 19.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT17.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal Classic 1.1 WE18.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.119.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.1 WE19.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.120.05 Ronde van Limburg 1.120.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/rJwQsq1P>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>140316210
When in doubt I always whip out my boy Agostinho
CLEAN sub-edition
posting in da burger /cyc/
>>140342402memco looks like some lad from up norf with the missing tooth and short hair
>>140342435
>>140342452dont know why it saved the white part
>>140342470good for him that it's some unclean lens and not a missing tooth as he crashed on the grass and not in the canal.
the clip that just keeps on giving
>being this invested in a sportsball team that's not from your townDoes he say 'we' when talking about Arsenal?
>>140342578I saw we every time AG2R wins
blessed edition
>>140342578when you only have home dogshit teams you gotta cheer for others i guess
i say "we" everytime Visma wins
>>140342578I used to say "we" when Pinot was still riding
>>140342676ironic when you think that pinot as lad from the east supports PSG
>>140342592>>140342620>>140342676You're samefagging and even my moderate tism that wants to switch to social interaction programme and give a matter of fact answer immediately is not getting punked.
HELLO CICLISIMO HELP AN ANON OUT! after a year riding a shitty MTB I would like to get into road cycling and I have no idea what to buy! after a quick research and with a budget of 1.8keuro I narrowed my options between a used trek emonda sl 5 disc (2022 supercool blue color) and a brand new canyon endurace 7 AL what is your recommendation?
>>140342992We don't help racists here
>>140342992Yeah, we comin for you punk.
>>140342992Buy Bianchi, Cervelo, Pinarello, Colnago or S-works, otherwise the cool dentists will laugh at you
>>140342992Malaka just steal a bikeOr get the canyonBut I was told by me Greek friend that riding a road bike in Greece is a death wish
>>140343165Honestly hard to remember this fraud won a Grand Tour
>>140343094strangely enough in the city that I live drivers are very aware of the cyclists even the borderline retards that drive trucks the only problem with the canyon is the availability and the NPC grey color which I would ignore if it was in stock and ready to ship
>>140342992Canyon is good, new bike means you're on the safe site
>>140342992Hello bert. Welcome to road biking. You are going to become addicted and will prefer road biking over mtb. I’ve got a stumpy that I try to hop on once a week, but the 6 other days are on the rape machine. Canyon endurace is pretty decent. There’s also the ultimate. I have an aeroad myself. Racists welcome
>>140342992>supercool blue colorgo for it!I like the canyons, but the paint is booooooring
>>140342992if you paid attention to the last thread then you have to get a Van Rysel
>>140343666Yes, clearly Van Rysel has the roundest wheels
/gh/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwGztZOBtVk
>>140343226He was so good that Giro, strong racing from BORA as a whole as well
Today rim brakes saved my life>run over stick>stick kicks up>"ohgodohgodpleasedontgointhespokes">no sudden stops but scraping noise>stop and inspect>stick jammed between fork and brake caliper stretching along the fork leg and rubbing the tire>pry out stick and recenter brake>no damage at all except for a tiny paint chip
luv rampasate slurpingend of
I'm craving some fanta before bed.
>>140350777for me? juicy trips and clam juice
Another moral victory
>>140351336I wonder how much he gets from Red Bull?And are they staying his sponsor? Isn't that some kind of conflict of interest?
>>140351395Brand can sponsor multiple teams, I don't really see the problem
Presidential Cycling Tour of Türkiye (2.Pro)Stage 5Bodrum - Kuşadası177.9 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2024/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2024/stage-4-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2024/stage-5/liveRoadbook:https://www.tourofturkiye.org.tr/Content/files/2024/Yaris_Rehberi/2024_Tanitim_Rehberi_v4.pdfStreams:https://www.youtube.com/@tourofturkiye/streamshttps://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / TRTspor13:30 CET
Tour de Romandie (2.UWT)Stage 2Fribourg - Salvan/Les Marécottes171 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-romandie/2024/stage-2/livehttps://archive.tissottiming.com/2024/tdr/fr-ch/tdr/Stage/3Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTS15:30 CET
>>140351696Only problem is if I was the brand I would want them in my main team
man, I too love being locked in my options for handlebars
>>140352127why would anyone want to have some room in customizing their reach after all
>>140352162
>>140352199
>>140352235and your only hand positions would be either on hoods or on drops, because this bar surface looks unusable
>>140351938That will probably happen at some point
>>140352127>>140352162>>140352199>>140352235>>140352265I think the funniest thing about this monstrosity is that it is specced with 105 groupset, lol. I somewhat understand pro cyclists riding things like these if the aero benefit is there (which I really doubt), but some basic r/cycling fred, no way
>>140352554they explain it as attempt to make it "affordable" (at $5000)
>>140352554It's pretty cheap actually
>>140352554beside, no way this is UCI compliant
>>140352585$3500 direct from china is the equivalent of at least 7 grand from a western brand.
>>140352235Kek, being on the tops must feel horrible. The shifter ergonomics look decent though.
>>140352585Bianchi would ask 9 grand for this
>>140352571>>140352585>>140352589Way cheaper than I thought! But yeah, I don't really know who would buy this. Maybe someone with a full stable of good bikes already who wants to try something more adventurous. Like the one guy in my club who was 8 or 9 bikes that each cost at least 10k.
>>140352585>2023>no 2024 modelwelphttps://savadeck-bike.com/collections/new-bikes
>>140352884bretty good offer 2bh.
>can't bike for a month because of work>finally free, take one week vacation>sickNever been so over
>>140352961Always over for someone
>>140352926>frame looks terrible>ridiculous bars>half the groupset is budget brand>manlet sizes only>metal deep section rims>almost 10kgyikes and cringe
>>140353162it's 1.4k, what do you expect? for this price carbon frameset with 105 is a bargain
>>140353178>comfort advantage of carbon ruined with unnecessary aero seatpost>weight advantage of carbon clearly nonexistent>no one buying this needs 22 speedsjust get a sora domane m8
>>140351916cool stage
>>140351336is canyon cheating grug? all those monument victories with grug holding up his canyon bike must be worth millions.
>>140352127I saw in a video that Sava had an aluminium bike on that sea otter show that looked like a carbon bike, you wouldn't see the difference.
>>140353513they got nice looking stands
>>140353513I'm pretty sure I've seen this seatpost atrocity somewhere else? Scott?
finally a bike that makes me proud to be an American. no cagie would dare to hurt you when you're on such a bike.
>>140353557they don't let cagies on velodrome anyway
Get ready for the fastest Giro ever
>>140353787I hope he will ditch this dumb lesbian haircut
If there is one thing I really wouldn't like from my physio is that he gives update to the press about my recovery. Dude gave at laest 5 interviews last week
>>140353787>peaking for Giroits so fucking over for the pedalton and viewers wanting exciting ciclimso, 3 weeks of semen slurping pogiwinslol brainrot
>>140353834look at his hair. he's clearly on Alpecin payroll
>>140353834go watch Remco being a total sperg on instagram while watching an Arsenal gamejumping around and swinging his arms everywhere, he did not look like a man who is hurt at all
>>140353890he has the dylan teuns/ crampynaert high IQ stare as well
>>140353863Compared to last season when we had "just wait for the 3rd week" atmosphere.
>>140353900why did you have to remind me, i had happily forgotten about this crime done to the Giro
>>140353834He looks like he's just standing in front of a giant fan after a shower.
we haven't had a good Giro since 2017
Jonas, make a call!
>>140353834dbz looking character
I saw a BIG group ride the other day which is something I never see. About 20 people. Even some ciclistas that ask people to leave.So I uploaded me ride to Strava for the first time in years so I could stalk them via Flyby.Looked them up and it's a club.Opened the club on Strava and it seems they are all deranged. 400 km rides, 300 km rides, week long bikepacking. Even some r*nning. And the club organiser is some hipster thing, with "concept shops" which is never a good sign.
>>140353923The 4th week was a spectacle. No other grand tours can compete.
>>140354332>upload a ride on strava so he can stalk ciclistasGerman tier behavior
>>140354332what kind of bike brands were they riding? this should tell you everything you need to know.
>>140354332>400 km rides, 300 km ridesrandonneurs?
>>140354354How dare you, that was not the reason at all>>140354355Im was going downhill while they were climbing so i can't really tell. But their time on the climb was good.
>>140352127I know this looks really stupid, but almost all "aero" road bikes come with integrated cockpits now meaning you have to swap out the whole front if you want to change
>>140353834yes well, the alternative is total radio silence (kamna) which i think is a lot less preferrable.this is just because sporza thrives on WVA and Evenepoel content and with both out from racing this is what we get now
>>140354332>Even some ciclistas that ask people to leave.wut?
>let's just put 5 consonants in a row lolDo Bertaceks really? https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/barbora-svrckova
>>140354448PPATTT. Please read through at least 5 years of /cyc/ before you post here
>>140354449>d*tch "people" can't speakmany such cases!
>>140354449this is čmrlj
>>140354448one of our resident american posters had some experience with these
>>140354525шмeль
>>140354525kimalainen
>>140354525Hummel
>>140354525we call those jumbo vismas
>>140354525i once step on a sleeping bumblebee felt more bad for the little buddy, than it hurted me
>>140354525Cute
lmao, another one
>>140354699Umba came out of nowhere and was promising as a neopro and then nothing, what a shame
>>140354332>riders in czech'em have flyby enabledI ain't seen no flyby ever
Add it to the list>Who was second on the UCI rankings for the most weeks?>Most weeks in second place was spent by Wout van Aert, namely 77. The Belgian was also at its top very briefly (two weeks).
>>140354769kek what a wout
Tour de Benin fever
>>140354826for me it EuroCyclingTrips beating all the African teams
>>140354950Ah yes, the Guam excon team.But it looks like the two principal godfathers who ran the gang, Dan APONIK and the great Derek HORTON, are no longer with the team.
>>140353787>>140353801He dyes his hair blonde to taunt Wout
no decency
>https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/ewout-de-keyser>E-W*ut
>>140354950Used to live there, unironically.
UAE Team ADQ masterclass. Yana Seel haters eating crow
some teams filled their bidons with warm tea to cope with the cold
>>140354553>kimalainenKek, cute. Not calling trzmiel with any other word from now on.
>>140354826https://youtu.be/dWYhIXmNbaESoon.
Based Hayter
>>140355262Grande UAE Sorrelle with the 1-2-3-4
>>140355674???I'm in Buffalo, why is my flag Canadian?
>>140355682leaf detection algorithm
>>140353834Did he actually leak any important information? Doesn't seem so from the screenshot.
>>140355697post Nigeria falls
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/tom-portsmouthUsed to race him, he was very good. Beat Cav earlier this season, must have been a dream for him.
If you place a thing into the center of your lifeThat lacks the power to nourishIt will eventually poison everything that you areAnd destroy youA simple a thing as a VelogameOr your perspective on yourself of the worldNo one can be the source of your contempt,It lies within, in the center.
>>140355888>Beat Cav earlier this season, must have been a dream for him.BIG achievement
>>140355352remember that time when leemreize lost his finger in the vuelta a burgos? good times
>>140356018Relentless cynicism on /cyc/ is getting boring. I don't find it very funny anymore and it adds nothing to the general. There are conversations to be had about topics more than just "haha he's bad". A big fat yawn from me.
>>140356044The cynics and the sceptics
>>140356044Please pay attention to the thread. Shitting on *ngl*s is one of the cornerstones that build the fabric of this very general.
>>140356042meant to post this one
>>140356070I remember that he was a great sport about that
>>140356126Bling > Pogi confirmed, Pogichuds need not apply
>Cav mentioned
>>140356146Very funny chute
Rewatching Redoute it's insane how Pogi put 17s on the best of the rest on a 4 minute climb
>>140356337remco did the same the last 2 editions
>>140356374Nah he didn't
obligatory riding past UCI HQ today
>>140354152beautiful weather today, the sun will keep them warm
Girls are supposed to climb there tomorrow down in Moravia
>>140356502they better look out, Jay Vine might be hidden there somewhere
>>140356502>>140356524https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/april-24th-national-rape-day-424-tiktok-trend
5 km to go in Anatolia
How was your ride today berts? 3h easy endurance for me, rewatched The Godfather Part II. First race of the season on Sunday.
>>140356587possibly will still go later, although the forecast is chaotic
Fucking insanity that millions of Turks move to germoney when their country looks so much nicer than it.
>>140356587>>140352961
Van Udenchads... they're dabbing on us
Lund Andresen easily
Andersen wins again
Lundbros, we feast again
SIEGsurprising nobody died in those narrow corridors
2nd day in a row with a sprinter celebrating a leadout runner's win
>>140356633What about all the portugese going to Paris suburd?
New big Danish team in the works
Denver Disruptors legend Reinardt JANSE VAN REGENSBURG in 6th spot
>>140356648They are reverse mistiming the sprints because of new motors
i have gone tubeless
>>140356670Why?
top 10
Imagine being retarded enough to move from a place like this to go to northern Europe. Lol lmao even
>>140356687Lundbros stay winning. Van Uden chuds silently seething.
I have to say my boy BABOR is a gigantic fraud this race
>>140356652kino jersey
>>140356678>>140356687So DSM is in open revolt againt fatio kwabson?
we live
>>140356652Pretty cool kit except that it looks Swedish.>>140356717He already won a stage here. For real racers this is just a statpadding race so he's probably ok with giving it away.
>>140356681i wanted fast tires and it seems a but silly to buy fast tubeless tires just to run them with tubes
WE LIVE IN ITALYSome BIG names there, such as PINARELLO, SØRENSEN, WANG, BERNAL, KOT, CONFORTI, ERZEN and superstar MUÑIZ,
Zijlaard reported that he chuted and abondon the race
>>140356739They're faster than the regular gp5000?
>>140356751Of course, he doesn't exist after all
>>140356750except this is the juniors race that's currently on, the U23s are latter
>>140356750does Bernal look like he's 40 like Egan as well?
these are brothers and not father and sonalso Amador abondon
>>140356739>>140356753https://www.bicyclerollingresistance.com/road-bike-reviews
Pretty kino scenery in Romandie
>>140356753These are the really thin and fast TT tires, theres also something about the white wall GP5000s being 3-5 watts slower for a pair than the black counterpart
How is it Kirby watches 100's of races a year and still has 0 understanding of race tactics? Kepplinger isn't going for the win now, he's trying to be ahead for Caruso
>>140356865>7.5 bar on tubelessIsn't that wayyy too much?
>>140356865>Inner Tube: butylwhat's the rolling resistance with latex and TPU tubes?
>>140352585>>140352641I welcome the day when china can compete with the western manufacturers on quaility like they are doing with electric cars right now BUT at half the priceput those fuckers out of business, ill be the first to buyCHINA CHINA CHINA GOOOOO
>>140356885aerocoach tests with latex tubes but only 23 and 25mm tires. i think the differences between gp5000 versions are the same as in 28 though>>140356883not paying for premium to see lower pressure tests
>>140356587I was thinking 4 hours on the Vine. Got a work call just as I was about to start 45 minutes ago and just now got off from it. ffs.
>>140356652this looks pretty nic- #SLAVAUKRAINIoh its trash
>>140356670Nice! Make sure to bring on your rides:- a spare inner tube- multiple CO pumps- a bottle of spare sealant to fill your tire back up in case it comes loose- pliers to remove the valve in case you need to stick in an inner tube- a spare outer tire in case the hole is too big to seal - a phone in order to call someone to pick you up when you get a flat tire- a spare phone, preferrably a satellite phone, in case you're stranded with a flat and your regular phone doesn't have connection- a rag and a bottle of degreaser or brake cleaner in order to clean your tire in case you get a puncture and all the milk comes spraying out (biodegradeable) - a spare roll of tubeless tape in case the air seal becomes broken- money in case you need to pay a bike mechanic to fix your puncture- a spare tubeless valve in case the tubeless valve breaks
UCI headquarters, well not quite
>>140357065
>bora in charge of driving
wtf happened to Brandon McNulty yesterday?
squeak
>>140357089>>140357153BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>140357129Adria just got towed completely back
>>140357153Is this their centre where they help african cyclists out of poverty like my boy ahmad wais?
>>140357089I've been past there on my way to Champery, which is right up the mountain side. Very nice place.
>>140357233yes, the African lad Kris Frum was trained there, before Sir Brailsford hired him
VLASOV to win today
POGAČAROVÁ humbled in Moravia
Reminder to do core exercises. Multitask and do them while watching ciclismo.
>>140357362No
>>140357362Based
>>140357362i get plenty of that at work
>>140357362But I'm on the Vine while watching ciclismo
>>140357362For me, I rather just accept the pain every time i finish a ride than have to do my core exercises
>>140357362im doing kettlebell exercises
>>140357362holy based
>>140357362I do double poling on roller skis. No better combo of cardio and core.
>break gained timeuhh
So how hard are we going to squeak when Vendrame wins this?
11.6km to go at the 10km mark. Swiss precision at work.
>>140357362Yes
thibau nys could be about to score his first WT win, Meurisse 2nd with Moniquet finishing 3rd from the peloton for an all-belgium podium
>>140357503Let’s goooo
I just realized it's 2024 and I am still not living in the AlpsOh well, maybe next year!
pedalton almost as fast as the train
>>140357518Didn't you kill someone in the alps
They lost a second per second now
>>140357474what is more damaging to learn as a cycling watcher to kill your enjoyment:- finding out the km remaining is actually just a counter counting backwards from the predicted average and not the actual distanceor - finding out the helicopter camera sound is fake
Apparently some hairpins kino is on the menu soonAnd the road continues climbing for 600 more altitude meters but the cowardly swiss cut it short
>>140357540Fake eagle sounds in tdf.
Azparren PARCHEGGIO
>>140357526I don't think so
>>140357518you keep almost dying in the Erz- and Riesengebierge. you aren't made for real mountains.
>>140357540Finding out the cow sounds are fake
>>140357470I have reached complete peace of mind.I was a firm VENDRAME picker but this season he seemed like a step behind an out of form Here/she so I have stopped picking him after Fleche Brabanconne. Of course the first race after that he refused to show decency any more.
>>140357560Those are REAL mountains though
>>140357566The cows are fake too. Cows actually don't exist
>>140357540just wait until you find out about fake riders
>>140357566oh yes. they even use the same cow sound over and over. horrible
>>140357576No josé been actually exists unfortunately
ayuso hiding at the back of pedalton
ok, riders going through the super secret mountain city that we can't show you
>>140357602If Ayuso does nothing I will quit Velogames forever
My boy Vendrame has this firmly in the bag
Let's see if the mountain merchants managed the ancient secret of broadcasting from tunnels
>>140357602Is this gonna be another UAE disasterclass
GRANDEag2r continue dominating
I now remember Eddie Dunsparce
look at this Danish unit
Godon LACHÉ
Leg warmers on with short sleeves should be UCI illegal
Higuita dropped. What is wrong with this fraud?
Vendrame pas normale
Lol Vendrame. These assholes have NO decency
>He slept on VendrameMust be kicking yourselves AGAIN
ass
cyclismo is saved
ag2r pas normale
This is going to be a slurper till the meta, the road is straight till the finish, headwind
>>140357723We REALLY need him on form for the tour
ok Richie don't burn yourself up
olalala plapp is in orde michel
They're just scared of week 3
>He slept on PLAPP too KEK
I'm so sorry you had to see this
Great, Kabouter Plapp now and everyone slurps. God I hate this race
>120kg Lukáš PLAPPhe's a climber now?
Head of the race means cabeza de carrera in spanish
>a fucking BRAPP
Horrendous coverage
fatnik laché
>>140357757Lol that guy is gonna lose a minute in the TT
>>140357765Oh yeah I forgot he was already supersulphurous during P-N
>>140357754who is michel
Tratnik LACHÉ
Traitornik kek.
>>140357790Hessmann (innocent)
plapp is strong wow
Vendrame going to do a DE BONIS (dopage extraordinaire)
Swiss German commentators starting to get angry at Swiss French tv production for not showing the pedalton
2/3 in front not bad not bad
yeah i am not even gonna try to approach the sponsors after this
Why isn't gaudu pulling for lenny?
Palp...
>>140357824Lol
Sasha VLASOV goes
Vlasov goes
first world tour victory for Nys
>plopp pokering and losing all his GC advantage
FUCK
>>140357848no spoilers
NYS NYS NYS
thibau nys how has a better road palmares than sven nys
Great race
haha sivakov
AG2R bros we were so close
>>140357874yeah this is fun
Tim Tom Teutenberg won too. Lidl Trek pas normal
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO we wanted grande Andrea
>Pepijn REINDERINK
cararat was supposed to attack today to gain some time because he can't TT
>no congrats from Gaudoodoo
>9. REINDERINK
Reinderink 9th? That can't be true
>>140357880>4 ARTZ Huub>19 LECROQ Jérémysome big names in the dust too
2, 3, 5, 6
>Christen droppedCocky boy put in his place
HUGE day for cyclocross
>>140357910>Pepyn Reinderink
Voisard 17th. Almost points!
GC
Picking INEOS runners really is a waste of time
Ofcourse arensmeme is suddenly really bad again in a race that should suit him
first victory from break in worldtour of the season?
>..., 16, 17, 22
>>140357930>Voisard 8th
>>140357944nah pedersen won Gent-Wevelgem from a breakaway
>McNulty nowhere to be seen
UAE is a terrible team
>>140357970I HATE trying to pick the right UAE runner when Pogi isn't there
>>140357970he was already 20 minutes behind yesterday, there's no point in looking for him anymore
groupetto of shame
>>140357944Yes
>>140357959Doesn't count if it's the favorites in the front group.
>>140357898>>140357908It's Van Wilder
>>140357982I'm not looking for him to give me finishline points, I'm looking for him to see if he is sick or if he is just not giving a shit but may give a shit tomorrow.
There are many times where Ayuso could have won a stage from a GC group sprint if his teammates rode for him. I can remember a stage in Catalunya 2022, Vuelta 2022 stage 20 and this stage
>>140358036obviously doesn't care,didn't bother in the TTalmost last yesterdaygroupo sprinters todayalso hasn't done a second of work for his team
>>140358052Pretty sure they all have in their contract that they only have to ride for pogi. Rest of the races it's basically free for all
pepe bros, it's was Ilan Van after all...
whatever happen to fucking HIGUITA, what a drop off that guy hadsouth american doping?
>>140358053It was not a real TT. If he won't give a shit tomorrow he should get a DNS - coach's decision.
>>140357945bad for velodrama, but no time lost on GC>22highest finishing 4 point shitter of the day?
how slurpy does it need to be if you let NYS win one of the 2 climbing stages in this race
>>140358052To be fair he doesn't want to ride for others himself.
>>140358066>Thibau Nijs>Juan Aijuso>Adam IJates>Lennij Martinez
>>140358103Probably, and 15th on the GC too
I hope Großschartner will be better for Pogi in the Giro
>>140358103>>140358152Got one not obvious pick right.
>>140358158his giro team are all his loyal slaves
>>140358052UAE a bunch of mercs on 5/6 year contracts riding for themselves outside of the tour
does Ineos ask their riders to intentionally ride bad before a grand tour?
Made contact with a lesbian cyclista I've been seeing around the way for months now. She's the aggressive amazon type, bodyhair all kept unshaven (thick black forearm hair), septum ring, long hair. At first when we exchanged glances or I rode near her she gave off pretty aggressive vibrations but turns out she's just a socially awkward autist who always rides alone.
>>140358123seems like no one wants to take responsibility these days, gc teams are all formed on broken promises and sharks
>>140358219you can shave her
>>140358219based, sounds like I'd be friends with her
>>140358219>lesbian>bodyhair all kept unshavenhow do you know these things?
>>140358219enjoy
>>140358237haha
Knowing that Ving will most likely not race the Tour, and if he does he'll be in terrible form and not be competitive, realistically who has a chance of competing with Pogačar? Can Rog? Bernal? Anyone?
>>140358308Grimes looks like THIS?
>>140358295>bodyhair all kept unshavencalves, forearms and under nose woman duvet/stache are all kept unshaven. It's safe to assume everywhere else is unshaven too>>140358283Yeah we exchanged stravas and phone numbers
>>140358308
>>140358335I would say roglic has the most chance but he couldn't even beat him years ago and pogacar has only gotten stronger
>>140358351>Yeah we exchanged stravas and phone numberstrès bien, felicitations
>>140358355Rog has sucked so far this year
>>140358383so has almost every other GT rider not named pogacar and vingegaardayuso would be 3rd in my rankings right now
>>140358335Remco Evenepoel
>>140358335No way the tour is going to suck
>>140358410>3 points after 3 stageskino
>>140358383He looked good in Pais Vasco
>>140358489Left huebert's yesterday result, he is 43rd today.
>>140358335Pogi will be exhausted after the Giro, Ayuso betrayal and Pogicide are inevitable.>>140358351>calves, forearms and under nose woman duvet/stache are all kept unshaven. It's safe to assume everywhere else is unshaven tooSounds logical.
>>140358335unironically Carapaz
>>140358600>he bellowed ironically
>>140358335Remgod
is the problem of these romandie UWT type of GC races that there are too many riders within the team allowed to go for themselves. Like in no world was that break supposed to win that final climb wasn’t even that hard GC also seems funny to me there’s only one mountain stage left? All in on that time trial?
Nibali voodoohttps://www.cyclingnews.com/news/you-have-to-get-the-notion-that-hes-unbeatable-out-of-your-head-nibali-calls-on-tadej-pogacars-giro-rivals-to-be-inventive/
>>140358745They just don't value stage wins anymore. You have guys with no hope of podium in the main GC group that would rather stay there and get 9th in GC than risk it for a win.Probably has to do with UCI points partially.
>sunny and lovely>spend 15 minutes dressing up>rain and windysurely is April out there
>>140358792go ride anyway?
>Roger De Vlaeminck: "Eddy Merckx was on another level, huh? There's absolutely no comparison between Pogacar and Merckx. Pogacar is a fantastic rider, and the Strade Bianche is a tough race, but not a legendary one, huh. He broke away ninety kilometers from the finish, and nobody could follow. I guarantee you: if I had been on his wheel, he would never have dropped me in my prime," de Vlaeminck said in words to Wielerrevue. "Never in his life! Just like Francesco Moser and Beppe Saronni couldn't either.">"Pogacar is a top rider and by far the best in the world, with Mathieu van der Poel a close second. Unfortunately, Mathieu can't keep up in the mountains. That would have been an exciting duel. But Pogacar isn't even half the rider Merckx was. If Merckx were to race in the same Giro as Pogacar, Pogacar would be five minutes behind in the general classification."
Basically everything but the sl8 is on sale at spez. The whole industry is about to fall and I can't wait
>>140358914based old fart keeping up the actI kinda respect in nowadays
>>140358910I'm not a b*lgian to ride in rain and 5 degrees. I turned 360 degrees and walked away.
>>140358953Buy a gravel bike with fenders and correct clothing. You'll thank me
>>140358953just wear a jacket and some gloves?everything is the same after that
>>140358410Seems like Vendrame was the real meta
>>140358964>>140358970ORI will ride even more tomorrow when its 15 degrees and dry
>>140358985you could ride today and tomorrow
yesterday you said tomorrow
Seems like 7 Days of Ciclismo is back on the menu
>>140358914>I guarantee you: if I had been on his wheel, he would never have dropped me in my primeI kneel.
>>140359050can already tell you won't ride wednesday because of the clouds and wind
>>140359050Occitanie sisters, not like that
big marlen is back with her new shiny fake teeth
>>140358914All these legendary frauds from the 70s wouldn't even make it to conti level nowadays btw (without dopage)
kwabio being kinda smart letting Lund win here so Lund rides for him in the Giro
>>140359068You are right, I am vising me folks on wednesday
will Nys switch to fulltime road after this?seems better at it than cx
>>140359134pistiers needing wins for loyalty is wild
pancake bros what's for dinner?
>>140359167klatkager
>>140359167It’s up to Kooij to save the season with a ciclimiano against a stacked field andteams with breakaway merchants
>>140358953Coincidentally I just got home from me ride half an hour ago and I went through exactly this.>some sun>some rain>cold ass wind and 3° average temperatureback to full winter gear and it's still chilly. Should I have gotten on the crosser instead of road bike to enjoy relative warmth in the woods and dealt with the mud and 45 second hose down of the bike afterwards? Probably but at least the ride was fast
>>140359150Why not do both? Lots of money to be made in CX and at some point grug will have to stop
>>140359222badly phrased by me, I did mean both but more focused on on a full road campaignlike grug and wout do nowadays
>>140359246I think he should do the same as this year. Full season and then long training period during the classics and then some road
>>140359215>back to full winter gear i already have couple of things booked and will buy proper gear for next winter, now I am waiting for them to go on summer sale
>>140359246He’s not rushing the road you can tell by the last interview Sven gave. https://sporza.be/nl/2024/04/22/thibau-nys-opent-wegseizoen-in-romandie-hij-kan-als-reserve-nog-opgeroepen-worden-voor-de-giro~1713779640618/?utm_source=CopyToPasteboard&utm_medium=social
So this is the power of women's cycling
>>140359293He's only 21 and only last year made the jump in CX. No need to rush
>>140358940Just looked on the UK website but both the epic hardtail and chisel are out of stock entirely which is unfortunate
>>140359926Those are our girls though
>>140358335jonas doubters will be put in their place as usual, he is winning his 3rd TDF this year and nothing can stop him
>>140360141Be happy if he wins the vuelta
>>140360149no
>>140360149>goes in the breakaway in your path
>>140360233the greatest traitor since Judas
>>140358335
>>140360233dude rides in jeans. Sepp going to Alpecin confirmed.
>>140360250just let it goeven the dawg has given up himself
>>140360267after the darkest night the dawn will shine the brightest
>>140358335Pogacar tired from the Giro, Evenepoel and Vingegaard having bad preparation, Bernal back to his pre-injury form, Roglic without the jumbo-visma buff.. could be a pretty hardfought le tour de france even if it doesn't set any average speed records
>>140360290looking at Remco's instagram he looks fine right nowhe will be ready
>>140360290>even if it doesn't set any average speed recordsIt will, though. It will
>>140360290This is just hopium speaking
>>140360300Better nutrition and less paint on the bikes, chud
>>140360290the GC’s need to be very slow if they want to slow down the average with the current spring momentum
Allah would have won RVV 2020
>>140360347facts
>>140360347let it go allah, it's over nowhave a glass of wine and enjoy life with Marion
Everyone's setting records in 2024 and YOU better be among them bertman
>>140360290An unexpected challenger appears
>>140360362just broke my 30 minute power record today
>>140360404w/kg?
>>140360386this guy is gonna pull a buchmann and sneak into the top 5 completely off camera
>>140360404Fuck yeah
>>140360362Before my month off the bike I was in the best shape of my life.
>>140360411I'm weak compared to most of the guys that post here.All that matters to me is I'm getting stronger
So Visma is dead? anyone seen them this year?
>>140360554
>>140360411We only talk pure watts over here mister, this is a polderbully general
>>140360561gone and forgotten first pancakes races
>>140360554Muh Omloop.
>>1403605936th monument dwarf doors of flanders
>>140360554Yes gone, dead. Ciclismo market correction
news on jonas or roglic?
>>140360763roglic was never really hurt, just flesh woundsvingegaard is gone
>>140360763the most annyoning thing about Jonas is how private he is about these thingshe could be back on the bike training already and no one would know
>>140360841god i hate this rat so much
>>140357942Hate this guy, he keeps tricking me after one lucky giro where he got me lots of points, but zero ever since
>>140360841He is probably close to be back on his bike desu. The fact he walked out of the hospital bodes well. The ribs probably still hurt but that never stopped a dedicated cyclist from peddling anyway.
>>140360763Vingegaard is done for the time being. You don't recover easily from a crash like that and even if he is able to ride and train again, he'll be way out of form, not acclimated and not readyPogi wins the Tour this year
>>140360945Pogi won't win a giro tour double, this TdF belongs to Rogla
>>140360991rogla will be skinned alive in that gravel stage
I have a 2016 Cannondale Caad8 105 that is mint condition and also a good helmet and water bottles + Jersey and cycling shorts/pants shoes, I bought this stuff in 2016 but then had a job change and only used it about 10 times.Is this a good bike ?? I’ve heard that this is a really good bike path bike and that it’s aged very well, also how do I remember all the cycling stuff I forgot and how do I begin cycling 13 miles on the bike path again ??? Thanks pic related is my model bicycle
>>140360929ribs and collarbone is not really that worrying for his training, but more his lungaccording to rumors Visma got a mega lung doctor/free diver autist called Stig Severinsen to help him
>people doubting Pogi's ability to pull of a Triple Crown grow up
>>140360945>Vingegaard is done for the time being. You don't recover easily from a crash like that and even if he is able to ride and train again, he'll be way out of form, not acclimated and not ready>Pogi wins the Tour this year
>>140361033just get on the bike and ride brotha bike is good
>>140361033a good bikeyou only need top tier bikes if you are a giga autist/semi pro
>>140360763
>>140361033just ride it nigga 13 miles is easy. you can probably build up to that in a week or two, assuming you haven't touched a bike in years
>>140361051>gets the coof and DNF's in the Gironothing personal
>>140361062Ok, will begin to ride this weekend 13miles on the bike path. ThanksHow do I watch cycling, is there a resource where I can gather info on what to watch and when ? Thanks
>>140361100We saw that episode last year with Remcoof
>>140361033Just don't get discouraged.You're ass might hurt, your hands might hurt, etc, etc, but it gets betterAlso nice looking bike
>>140361106the other americans must know, the broadcast rights are so different everywhere
>>140361062>>140361084>>140361098I will surly ride the 13 miles in the bike path this weekend and will report back, for some reason I really wanna ride the bike path again and watch cycling but I forgot everything and don’t know how to watch and when. Lol
>>140361106it's all in the OP check procyclingstats for more details on the races it's also in the op
>>140361106basically just look at >>140342324 there is the full upcoming race schedule and links for streaming.
>>140361145lol
>>140361145have a good ride
>>140361033This is a great beginner bike. When you ride don't forget to drink and consume sugar for best performance, as much as you want too. For the first couple of times ride with flat pedals but try to move onto clipless as soon as possible, it's night and day in terms of enjoyment and performance
>>140360362i'm at my record weight; i can't stop eating and drinking
is this burger acoustic
>>140361129>>140361143>>140361149>>140361154>>140361159I will research the OPs post and begin watching, i won’t be discouraged will own the bike path shortly. Thanks for the responses.
>>140361179aren't we all, I ride my bike for 10+ hours a week
>>140361033>>140361106>>140361145>
>>140361170>Der Glutton
>becomes OL champion
>>140361162>>140361165I will have fun for sure, will probably bring 2 bananas and 2 boiled eggs and ice coffee extra extra in 1 water bottle and water in the other. I have the gear but I was 12lbs lighter in 2016 when I bought it, I have tried it on again and it fits but pretty tight/ a lot more than before. I’m still going to wear it either way because I don’t think it’s to tight to where I’m going to rip a seem and have to ride home with my ass crack out lol
>>140361277how much can a guy like mads squat
>>140361192make sure to stay on the bike bath
>>140361221Thanks, I’ll be a regular starting this weekend.
>>140361280why bring so much food and drinks for only a 20km ride?
>>140361326there are tall bohemian berts that don't bring food on a 100km+ ridewould rather have too much
>>140361349bertacek is not that tall
>>140361299>>140361326Bike path only for me.Im bringing plenty of nourishment because I’m a beginner and I was always told it’s better to dress up than dress down.
>>140361370he's 2m12
>>140361379for 20km you don't need any food supplies bert. take a 750ml water bottle and you're goldenbe sure to stay on the bike path though
>>140361379wait do you even have bike paths in the US
>>14036137920km/13miles its not possible for your body to go sugar cold/bonk, just bring some water40-50 ish km its where you should bring food for sure
https://www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/opinion-mens-cycling-2024>We are on a sinking cycling Titanic. The band is playing as we get sucked into the icy North Atlantic of the 2024 UCI WorldTour calendar.>There are few life jackets to save us here, we just have to accept the 2024 season for what it is. Maybe we’ll look back on it and admire all these stout-hearted race wins. That’ll take some time, that’s for sure.>For now, let’s pile into the lifeboats and prepare for the worst. Thank god for women’s cycling.even journos have had enough
>>140361221so what's inside the /cyc/ starter pack?FantaAlpecinthe official /cyc/ team jerseya brand new moldfree Elite Fly Bidona $10 coupon for Zwift if you enter the code word "Jay Vine"
>>140361407>>140361413>>140361446Ok, I’ll lighten my supplies. Yes, lots of bike paths actually and very scenic.
>>140361379and wear a helmet, we don't want you end up in rekt compilation
>>140361520a reality check that you are balding and thats its already over
>>140361481>WHAAAAAAAA Cringegaard is hurt so now Pogi wins this is terrible WAAAAAAAAAH help me niggerman this season is ruined
>>140361567nice jump though, shame he couldn't hold it
>>140361575Definitely, I have a Giro helmet from 2016.
>>140361591>vingeGOD is hurt so now Pogi wins this is terribleindeed it is
>>140361481what a pogacar hater >atleast frooomey was funtoptier cope
>>140361481replace 2024 with 2023
Biesse - Carrera do a 1-2 in Rome, also Del Toro's buddy from l'Avenir in 5th
>>140361727>BERNAL DNF
>>140361481>"Thank god for women’s cycling">thank god we can watch a bunch of slow women who can't handle their bikes do shorter, slower, boring races instead of witnessing the greatest talents since Merckx in their prime
any good cycling video games?
>>140361792gta san andreas
>>140361792oh god no, no need to download Pro Cycling Manger and create a rider called Johnny Glamour.
>>140361792Zwift
>>140361792Sure
>>140361760>BELOHVOSCIKS 20thsGood result
Also wtf Brian Holm's kid was at this race?
what do you think it's like in the peloton as a grand tour winner? there's only a handful that are active there's only 4 Tour winners that are active, Ving, Pogi, Bernal and Thomas do you think there's a sense of awe surrounding them?
>Intermarché - Wanty signs young talent Axel VAN DEN BROECK to their dev team
>>140362198I think deep down they fucking hate them
>>140362198>there's only 4 Tour winners that are active, Ving, Pogi, Bernal and Thomas
>>140362198I like how you disregarded Froomedawg because fuck Froomedawg am I right. Retire already
>>140362239you're canadian now?
>>140361280>2 boiled eggs and ice coffee extra extra in 1 water bottle andThis is no good. What you need is haribo gummy bears
>>140362251Hi Chris!
>>140362242do you really think so? why hate? maybe jealousy
>>140362360The current uber domination can't be good for some of these guys minds though, training since the juniors and you're completely fodderized on every climb.I think the older guys just accept it but the younger guys it seems like an insurmountable gap without dopage
>>140362360dopers that ruin the sport for everyone else and in essence cost everyone else money because they can't get any resultsI'd hate the fuck out of pogacar and that uggo dane if I was a GC rider
>>140362360imagine you are someone who has been training for 3 monts for GT eathing and training like a monk with no outside contactyou think to yourself "shit man i have never been in such good shape in my life"then they show up to a GT just to be ignored like a piece of gutter trash by Jonas/Pogi because they can drop you at any moment they so chooseremember Hindley getting 4 minutes in the TDF and losing it the next day?
>>140362729You actively have to avoid them to get some wins as a climber
>>140362286I don't know why I'm a leaf suddenly, I'm still in America
>>140362859pretty sure Canada is America
>>140362896>>>/reddit/
>>140362921
pretty sure Denmark is Germany
>>140362973>
>>140362251>active
>>140363201Placing 99th in stage 4 of Tirreno-Adriatico is not an insignificant result chud.
>>140363201
>>140363411His team is good enough now to not have to resort to this
>>140363525still worth the publicity
>>140363558He wasn't there last year and he wont be there this year either. They're better off brining a good team that can realistically win stages.
>>140363558Nobody misses him, if it wasn't for his retarded interviews people would have thought him retired for years now
>>140363660too bad he's so bad this season that it seems like he's given up and that means he likely won't give us more meme material
>>140363623even having him on the startlist now to switch out later is worth it kek
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
>>140363728I don't know where PCS get those provisional startlists but it's probably just all the rumours that go around untill teams start releasing something concrete.
just had a look at the stages for the upcoming vuelta femmes. not that exciting, although the race does end with a mountaintop finish so that could be an exciting GC climax
>>140363813Peak entertainment, I know the entire sequence by hart
>>140363830Literally half of it is from rider interviews I've noticed it a lot with Belgian riders
>>140363842For some, women cycling is about different sort of climaxes
>>140364142Someone's been spending too much time in bertollo's gooncave
>>140364231Yes, I was talking about your bertollos, your german coomberts, your *ngl*coomberts, et. al
>>140361481Why be a cycling journo if you don't enjoy watching cycling races? Ewan should try watching more random small races on tiz.
>>140361481kek
>>140364267why not both?
>>140364267
Kasia will save cyc!
>>140364506facts
>>140364267I-I'm KOMing
You now remember Gondor Dennis
>>140364955I guess there are 2 ways you can deal with Jumbo dope.You either become an emotionless robot like Rog , Wout and fishman or you spaz out and murder you wife in a fit of homicidal rage .
>>140365212>>140365212it wasn't murder, the uci ruled it was a racing incident
>>140365485I thought it was just a prank
>>140365212He was retired at that point, so it must be caused by the withdrawals. I expect Wout will murder his son not long after he retires.
>>140365631And I know what the murder weapon will be
>>140361481>https://www.cyclist.co.uk/in-depth/opinion-mens-cycling-2024Literally just an Anglo seething that Ineos is shit
>>140365631>>140365212He broke his Merida bike in a fit of rage because it was shit at TT long before the jumdoping, guy always had a screw loose and a temper
>>140363746>You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks likeremember...core training
>>140365853never forgetz
>>140365973>>140365973>>140365973>>140365973
>>140365811>always had a screw looseOh I remember. While on Ineos he quit in the middle of a stage race because he did all the required race days according to his contract and he cba to do more.
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