heemvious >>140359862
>Jon "BUCK" Jones is a homoLOL WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
> NO, NO, NO, HE SHOULD HAVE WON!! THE MINOR ZIT HE HAD ON HIS FOREHEAD WAS LATE STAGE STAGE 4 HIV-STAPHLOKEKUS THIS WAS A FLUKE
who would have thought a fat virgin incel with zero education would have this much influence over the mma audience
>>140366876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3nnqcuMefQTHE TRUTH: JON JONES IS A DEEPLY CLOSETED GAY MAN
Heeminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEua2Z21MPs
>>140366956The Diamond fucking bangs
Where Dickus and ASSpainANAL rank in the p4p gay rankings?
>>140366977The signs were always there, Guru just compiled the evidence.
>>140366977This is something knowers always knew was floating aroundIt was lesser known than Pissy ducking his dog, but the rumors have been there
Jonny Bones ______
>>140366987we already knew this
imagine the absolutely savage beating jones is going to put on his wife when he sees the GODru video
>ngannou>jones>talbott>leavittare blacks the gayest race?
>I’m gonna break diamond brazzaSOON
*enters thread*
>>140366977Did you watch the video? I never watch Guru, but I found that video pretty convincing. Jones has always engaged in odd behavior. The heckling video is really just the missing piece of the puzzle that makes everything fit.
>>140367093Siri, post the webm of Fiziev witnessing a drugged out twink whiteboy in america
>>140367169>twinksnitched on yourself poofter
Jon has a picture of Stipe dressed like a shirtless firefighter hung on his marital bedroom wall...
Jones has fucked dimes like Holm try again fagru
>>140366987Can't wait to see what jon does about this.
>>140366987
This guy flew by his radar but Jones didnt?
>>140367285what is he doing back there...?
>>140367285>jon jones trying to maintain an erection for a woman
13 seconds to destroy a legacy. 18 fights win streak, undefeated for 9 years, 9 titles defences, technical and tactical excellence, rendered meaningless by one counter. Even today, nearly ten years latter Aldo brings it up in interviews.Never will any casual fan ever bring up his name alongside GSP or Silva. Even the likes of Sonny Liston who is only remembered for losing to Ali, is remembered as one of the scariest heavyweights of all time, while Aldo's past accomplishment are at best footnotes in the story of Conor.
>>140367348Who cares? We all know he's the GOAT and that he wins that fight 9 times out of 10.
>>140367305fagru is unironically a huge insecure kv incel who rages against black fighters while glazing poofters like Dickless and ASSpainANAL.
>>140367305Dricus isn't in the closet, unlike Jones.
>>140367348OHHHHHHH HE SLEPT HIM
>>140367348>Simulated by Peeass >Face cranked by Khabitch>Simulated twice by Poorier Bbbbbeast
>>140367409you seem to have a fixation with the nether regions of men...
>>140367334
Did spammy get a Brasil proxy today?
>>140367416Now that the dust has settled, was dricus vs strickland the gayest mma fight of all time?
PFL is starting a 105lb division and just signed an Egyptian baddie
>>140367523hopefully that muzzie gets slept brutally
YES or NO>is there video evidence of Dustin Poirier, Khabib Nurmagomedov or Nate Diaz eating lobster pasta?
>>140367554the other chick is muslim too. kinda a baddie if you like young boyish dykes
>>140367523astaghfirullah
>>140367557
ogre smiff heems
>>140367523>>140367622name on big cal you fat pedo
>>140367622Is that Yoel Romero or Manel Kape in the second pic?
>>140367622Unironically pretty cute, looks like a nice girl
>>140367681nigga thats the game
>>140367681>Yoel Romero or Manel Kapethats the most insane confusion ive ever seen. how?
>>140367523>Blue contacts
this thread STINKS
>gooby>jones>izzy>dricus>colby>paddy>leavittthere's a lot of them
>>140367776add bottombitch ASSpainANAL
>>140367557Dustin literally lives on a luscious water front property
>>140367776paddy's not gay he just has a funny haircut m8
Conor killed artem didn't he
>>140367873fersur b
>sport that involves wrestling half-naked with other half-naked men has a lot of gaysyou don’t say nigga???
>both Ridle and Jones are confirmed homosWhat's going on in American schools meng?
How long before YouTube nukes this? MMA Guru investigates: Jon Jones is a gay man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3nnqcuMefQ
>>140367975this was in response to leavitt saying he was going to twerk on paddy, paddy tbagged him
>>140366956Cajuns and Quebecois > actual frenchiespoutine dabs on crepes
>>140367975>Outzesting the zestiest nigga in the UFCShiiiiiiet.
>>140367975Ilia called him a blonde bitch here lmao
>>140367523>We're burning cash and nobody gives a shit about our promotion>lets open another womens division
>>140368057Can't believe Guru's investigative journalism skills ate actually this good. He's 100% right
>>140368124funny how that video went pretty viral recently. that's a wrestling move thats been around forever. its called the spladle. i remember learning it in high school. there's way gayer wrestling moves
>>140367099The diamond's overhand would go over than embarrassing guard Dustin winning another title yet again confirmed
you guys smell that?
>>140368071that's a pretty desperate cope
>>140368175>upset about the opportunity to watch 100lb cuties get sweaty and wrestlejust say you're gay bro
>>140368270Smell what?
>Jones is a literal faggot with no male heirsYeah I'm thinking DC won the story.
>>140368366that's Roy Cooper IV
>>140368336kill yourself c*l
ISLAM IS FUCKED
>sexual chocolateyou guys are just pretending you didn't know he was gay ? right ?
just met an MMA legend
ANGELA HILL & HER LOVE FOR BALD WHITE MENShe fights in 3 weeks
>>140368631>those children are going to be hot as hellthis is not a normal thought process
Dicey post.
>>140368666Satanic numbers aside this is the post.
https://youtu.be/uvSxeXgSFOA?si=XQYyj4oCAkN8Ve0e>steroids make you gay>jones is the most notorious roider in the ufccoincidence?
dana........
Movie
>>140369000who would you cast as the home invader?
>>140368889Smiff fight week
>buy new boxing gloves>use them one time>logo comes offpiece of shit ahmed is gonna get it
can anyone read me?
>>140368838Thank you, forgot to look for this
cruz isn't ducking aldo, he just heard that queef sneederson was going to be their ref and cruz can't stand the smell of alcohol and cigarettes
>>140369021Smif, can be his cameo
>>140369137Come again?
>>140369021Bam
>>140367348when this happened i unironically thought aldo slipped and fell or some shit, i couldn't believe he was heemed instantly. i wonder if McGregor is ever as big if 13 seconds doesn't happen and he just won this fight in Round 3 or whatever. He'd still be popular of course but I think 13 seconds is a big reason why a lot of other fighters don't seem to get on that same status
https://x.com/happypunch/status/1783530983125311901?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQThe hardest puncher on the planet is British.
>>140369313Conor had crazy amounts of charismasimple as
>DCStraightOlympianNo roidsHas a son to carry on his legacy because he didn't fry his balls with roidsBitches love him>JonesGaynon-Olympianroid cheatOnly daughters because he fried his balls with roidsBitches are afraid of himDCbros....I'm thinking we won.
>>140369445>Olympian >No roids
>>140369445>Gaybased>non-Olympianwhatever, olympians get radgolled nowadays in mma>roid cheatbased>Only daughters because he fried his balls with roidsnon-issue, has nothing to do with roidsnote that DCs kids will be self-hating beaners>Bitches are afraid of himwtf /ourguy/
>>140369313>fluked a win against aldo>losing to nate diaz>beat eddie alvarez (a man who lost to michael chandler in bellator)>lost a pillowtap match against mayweather>got into an argument with a goat fuckerhis entire career was carried by his abilities on the mic, he has achieved almost nothing noteworthy inside the cage
ok so what does this image represent in this new 'jon jones is a repressed homosexual' paradigm?
TFW no Walmart QT GF
>>140369445>DC>No roidsDerek exposed his test results, DC just never got caught cause he’s smarter than Jones and Olympians have better doctors
>>140369612being gay is about the only thing that could actually be considered as god testing his faith kek
>>140367348He's not considered the goat solely due to Conor, people were calling him "flushed" at 30 years old because he was consistently losing. he was 30/31 when he was stopped back to back by Max and 32 when Volk showed him Levels & Volumes. He wasn't an old coof like Anderson Silva when his career started going downhill, he had obvious weaknesses in his game, and as his mentality weakened they became more apparent. He got trolled by Merab too what a fucking tool lmao
https://x.com/lasueur_off/status/1783573022810476784?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ>ciryl gane getting ignored on the red carpetKWAB get in the gym you duck
>>140369628Bitch looks like a 90lb Lauren Murphy
>>140369313The most insane thing about Conor's rise is that losing to a journeyman like Diaz didn't hurt his stocks at all. I know he was moving up weight classes, but still.
>>140369738the reason Aldo lost in his prime unlike Silva, Jon and GSP is that he actually fought against elite talents.None of those guys ever fought anybody as close to as good as Max or Volk. Also getting dominated by 25-10 Sonnen for 4 and a half round before finally getting a submission on the easiest wrestler to submit in MMA history is far more embarassing than getting caught by prime Conor.Aldo also did better against Merab than Yan and Cejudo while fighting at altitude which only made his cardio adventage stronger.
>>140368048
>>140367348Aldo will never live this down. He was literally bullied for months across the entire globe promoting that fight. Then he lost the biggest fight of his life in the most embarrassing way possible. Even his wife publicly criticized him after this. Literally erased his legacy. He'll be thinking about this on his deathbed.
Aldo’s comeback is getting zero promotion from the UFC because he’s only coming back to finish his contract.
>>140370140Yeah, I honestly don't understand how Silva and Jones are anywhere near the goat discussion in comparison to just how fucking GOOD volk max and aldo really are. GSP I give credit to for beating Matt Hughes and BJ and holding on for so long in one of the better divisions. GSP's style also laid the foundation of a lot of modern mma and doesn't rely on your opponent being a midget (jones) or a completely retarded "I just see red bro" type striker like most of silva's opponents.
For sure, I thought of it beause I just watched an interview he just gave, and completely unprompted he said something about how people always talk about the Conor fight.By far his most well known fight and he did absolutely nothing in it. As far as most people are concerned, Conor might as well have heemed any random can for the title.
>>140370610meant for >>140370331
>>140370575>i dont understand how fully grown men who defended their titles a billion times are anywhere near these manlets who lose 5 timesreally boggles the mind
How do I beat Jon Jones.
>>140368124if one man can hold you down...
>>140370331He will, his career rebounding and being competitive in a lighter and harder weight class has really made his actual skill apparent. It took what could be mistaken for divine intervention to finally unseat him at his peak, and another top 10 all time fighter who just happens to be his nightmare matchup to do it again.
vasolineing my butthole until my anal fissures heal
>>140370714Silva was getting submitted by rando journeymen in pride before he went to the UFC and won the title off a math teacher.
>>140370714THE smiff? THE chael? THE OSP? THE fat washed up shogun? THE Rampage? I will never take 205 seriously and The Chris at his peak was a better fighter than silva ever was.
Silva was lucky Rockhold and Jacare were in strikeforce.
>>140370931silva was lucky everyone in his division wouldn't even have a positive regional record if they fought today
This maneuver HEEMS Topuria.
>>140371029Eh, middleweight is still shit.
>>140371064And it was absolutely terrible back then, pretty sure rich franklin taught himself just about everything in his backyard shed. 0 wrestling or striking background and defended the belt multiple times.
>>140370781Unironically just punch him really fucking hard.
touporia doesnt have retarded tendencies secretly drilled into him by whittman
>>140370781dont be a midget and jab him
>>140371060Topuria doesn't tend to duck like that though.Garth is a retard.
for a guy who loves throwing hands, gaethje fucking sucks at boxing
>>140371262>Sees max spinning back kicking him everytime he does that move >Neither him or shitman think of stop doing that shit.
>>140371262meant for >>140371060
>>140371361He never hit hard so is not like he was ever good at it.
>>140371060Throwing this shit with one second left in the first is absolutely pussy shit fuck max
>>140371410>southpaw gets figured out by the first orthodox fighter who jabs himyou love to see it
>>140371410I can't believe i was fooled into thinking allen was ever good.
>>140367622Cleans up nice.
>>140370890yeah all those guys are better than little boys like mark hominick and ricardo lamas
>>140371442Yeah b sure had him figured out when he was getting his brains kneed in
>>140371410That guy gave Max 3.0 his thoughest fight
>>140370878aldo was going life and death with taxi drivers that could be mistaken for math students
max needed that knockout those legkicks by gaethje scored big with the judges
>yfw Tcity is exposed for being tranny city after pictures of him in drag are leaked UFC bros...
>>140371410>can't heem with a free shot to unaware opponentholy pillowfists who is this bum
We need to talk about the ufc card this weekend.
>>140371641We’re watching Knucklemania
>>140371716we dont watch that crap
>>140371716Have fun then, fentanyl user
Only real way max heems topuria is by forcing him into brawls wich he could do if he exploits topuria tendency of overreaching but topuria is pretty smart and has good game plans in every fight so he should know he needs to avoid that or lure max into it and counter one of those swings.Alt topuria can catch him when max closes the distance, max has the speed advantage but is not that high so topuria can time him and land more damaging shots.
The apex mogs MSG
>will seethe if islam beats dustyng>Will seethe even more if he beats islam.
>>140371759i’d need fentanyl to get through that empty warehouse slop poofc card
Saar bros...
>multiple instances of boy on boy violins soon
This dudes boy is Ian garry kwab
>>140371869What did he mean by that?
>>140370781Beat him off
>we're gon find out right now anonWhat do?
>>140371999LETS FUCKING GO MOTHERFUCKER!!! *pulls guard*
>>140366876To put into perspective how fucking bad the Light Heavyweight division is, you must remmber that:>Jon Jones went life and death with Dominic Reyes>Reyes went life and death with Jiri Prohazca>Jiri went life and death with Glover Teixeira>Glover Teixeira got humiliated for 5 rouns by Jamahal Hill>Hill got heemed in 3 minutes by Alex Pereira>Pereira got heemes stiff by Israel Adesanya>Adesanya got humiliated for 5 rounds by Sean Strickland>Strickland went life and death with Dricus Du Plessis>Du Plessis went life and death with Darren Till
>>140372038Except ben askren come with no hand or wrestling, Pereira come with deadly hands and good enough groundwork defense.
>>140372092>good enough groundwork defense.against kickboxers
Askren would do nasty things to PereiraRight now.
>>140371935He wants to legally heem every pajeet. Noble dream
>>140372126Woodson bros we on a run
>>140372121The crotchsniffer think they can stand with him but only after 6 months of waiting.
>>140372126Ruziboev bout to go on the most fraudulent run ever
>>140372038>doesn't let himself get taken down>doesn't need any ground gamelmao brainlets catch me when fights begin on all fours
>>140372175do you think pereira has any chance against tom or jones?
>>140372244If he takes some time to bulk properly yes.
smiff status?
>>140371999pull guard
>>140372276lol
What if they started fights in a 50/50 guard position?
What if Conors new titanium leg heems Chandler dead
Honestly it's gotten to a point where if a fighter is an olympian wrestler I immediately count them out as a grapplerThey have too many bad habits and lack the necessary strategies to be effective MMA wrestlersThe best wrestlers in MMA were always jobbers in the amateur wrestling scene, every one of them
Honestly just shut the fuck up
>>140372362Lmao.
>>140372488Make me bitch
>>140372509>>140372362hahaha
Call Jon a faggot again and see what happens.
Jajaja=haha in English
>>140372545
Let's Go Tony
>>140372573what happened to Dricus
>>140372577Based dialingo anon.
>>140367505strickland isn't attracted to men, he's paranoid of male rape due to his upbringing. Silva seems extremely gay though so maybe Izzy vs Silva was the gayest fight.
why does jones want to finger men’s buttholes so bad?
who the fook is this? looks nothing like her
>takes a drag from cigarette>blows smoke in your faceWhat now bitch?
>>140372635Footjob
>>140372072Your MMA math formula falls apart because you forgot about Jan, as well as Pereira's win over strickland>Pereira got heemed stiff by Israel Adensanya >Israel got exposed by Jan Blachowicz >Pereira went life or death with yanAnd>Pereira got heemed stiff by Israel Adensanya >Adensanya got humilliated for five rounds by Sean Strickland >Pereira heem beautifuled StricklandThese are inescapable logical paradoxes that render your equation erroneousD-, apply yourself
>>140372659The cigarette is my dick and the smoke is my cum. What now, faggot?
>>140372690COGland tanked that shit.
>>140369445dc looks so cool with a full beard
For me, it's Trauma Reenactment™
Chills
Conor said Dana sneaks outside food into movie theaters
>>140372944Hopefully Curt doesn't pull the cringe 1776 shit
>>140372635she needs to work on her top game
>>140372690Jan? You mean the guy who lost to Patrick Cummins, the guy who as brought in the UFC to lose to DC at 4-0 and didn't even last half a round?
>>140369544>>140369585>>140369631DC having a son is a strong argument against him being roided. For some reason roids make it much, much more likely to have only girls. Look at professional wrestling. Those guys were all on roids, and they're famous for having mostly daughters. There's even a name for this phenomenon, they call it the wrestler's curse.
>>140373028Hulk has a son redit btfo yet again
Jon Jonesis an ass-muncher!
>>140373028https://youtu.be/DGy1FNVrG2E?si=ducsjVma2PQsjof8
>>140372945i hope she doesn't go the onlyfans direction
>>140373028It's always a 50/50 chance, there's literally 0 study on how it worksthe mother's eggs are always X, sperm is either x or y No there's not a thing where someone has more likelihood of x or y spermatozoids, that has nothing to do with testosterone levels and more to do with mutations and carcinogens maybe
Someone redpill me on this guy. Literally never heard of him before the fight was announced. What are his chances? Is he simply gonna get pummelled by Pantoja?
>>140373028It's because gender is determined by the sperm. Eggs always possess an X chromosome, but Sperms can possess either an X or a Y. When you start messing with your hormonal balance, it has effects on the type of sperm you produce. Guys on crazy cycles are going to start producing more X sperms than Y sperms, so they're much more likely to have a daughter than a son. It doesn't make it impossible to have a son, but it starts being much, much more likely that a daughter is produced as the majority of your billions of sperm will have X chromosomes. And your son might come out a bit weird if you do have one.
>>140373215>What are his chancesAll of them.
I think the UFC is fast tracking Erceg and he's not going to be ready for Pantoja's relentlessness KOing Matt Schnell does not mean you have power, the guy has less finishes than Mokaev. He's a fun fighter but this is probably too soon for him
What's so convincing about Guru's video? I'm not watching 50 minutes of that retard just tell me the evidence that Jon's gay.
>>140373356Pantoja has no fucking chance
>>140373356I bet you're fun at parties
>>140373250>Guys on crazy cycles are going to start producing more X sperms than Y sperms, so they're much more likely to have a daughter than a son. Ithis is simply false and you have no idea how genetics work or even know what spermatogenesis is, Guru is a highschool dropout i wonder if it's where you heard it
>>140373374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQjust watch this
>>140373384I just think people are overestimating the freestyle gym fighters right now. I like the australian style, they're versatile and tricky fighters. But I really think Pantoja has too much experience in the deep end, the guy was surviving bombs from Figgy, who's the hardest puncher Flyweight has seen. I just can't see Erceg winning before Pantoja hits his second wind
>>140373374There's a hardcore scene
>>140373491you REEK of bananas dude
>>140372690My point is that Jon Jones is just as good as all these guys, including Darren Till. All the times they heemed each other in between makes no difference.
>>140366876Jiri Prochazca ducked Jamahal
>>140373144>23:54 - "When we look at his levels, I do not see anything indicative of testosterone use, I do not see anything indicative of actual anabolic steriod use.">36:59 - "It definitely looks suspect, it's an odd result>37:30 - "I imagine this is a giant misinterpretation of his testosterone levels..at best he is using a gnrh agonist or some sort of novel compound sporadically seemingly, but I just don't think he would have done it given that I don't see the consistency in it's use throughout the entirety of this process."38:05 - "I would imagine this is more to do with his unique body composition and the way he goes about preparing for competitions relative to a normal athlete....to me this testosterone level is being widely misinterpreted and people are throwing DC under the bus very very haphazardly without digging further and realizing this is a urine analysis not a blood test analysis."Lmao you didn't even watch your own video did you? BTFO by facts and logic. DC is natty and gets bitches. Jon Jones is a bitchless roid monkey with shriveled balls.
>>140373719Samurai anikis, tell me it isn't shigao.
>>140370781You don't have to win. You just have to not lose
what's with all the Jones hate lately? Isn't he just a stand-up christian guy who's also the goat of the sport?
The Irish don't know their numbers they say "turteen"
>>140374252we don’t take kindly to queers round these parts boah…
jon takes it up the ass
>>140374362Catching not pitching!
Jon Jones can't be part of our social club no more
The heem social club is in Reno
How many Johnnies could Jon Jones jerk if Jon Jones jerked Johnnies
>>140366876Fuck Dana
I fingered Jon Jones in an Albuquerque nightclub
crazy how its literally just 3 people spamming this fatty's youtube channel almost like its bots
Mma guru is a closet homosexual
When Jon was always talking about greasin USADA who knew that's what he meant!
I'm not a big fan of the gay people.
>>140374591are you sure there really is some conspiracy of bot-like people spamming some fat guy's youtube channel and it's not all just in your head?
>>140373719He ducked Round3 too which is way worse
>>140374591Hi Jon, how's the homosexuality treating you
>>140373276Crazy that Erceg could heem Volk and take Jackie to hell and Bach.
baddest man on the planet? more like GAYEST man on the planet LMAO
THE NEXT GAY CHAMP
Erseggs :DDD
my estimation of jon jones as a man just fuckin plummeted
jon jones is a family man with a wife and daughter, please, show some respect
I saw Jon Jones sucking off the security guy the morning of his fight in the guys pickup truck
Jon "batty boy" Jones
It was his medication. He can probably get a note from his doctor.
It's been confirmed through the grapevine.
No seriously I'm scared for Guru-- why would he take jabs at The GOAT, he'll hunt him down
"What? Its an joke!"Jones being discovered in an full gimp suit
It does make sense. Jon admitted to being molested.
>>140367346
the piss test caught jon chickenneck deep in some bussy that why he seethed and locked her in a bathroom and started pissing underneath the door
Crazy that Jones can kill any UFC fighter but Moleman has full domain over every fighters anus
it's hilarious that everyone here pretends to hate guru but any time he drops a fresh vid it's all anyone can talk about. GODru runs heem, kneel
I don't care if Jon is a straight up chocolate thief him exposing Gane was still based
more like MMGayGuru since he knows the gay gay
seeing just how fucking gay jones sounds and was acting in the clip of him with cormier it's amazing that no one called this sooner, do people just no pay attention to anything he says?
>>140375475we're talking about how gay jones is not how fat pooru is
Gay Jones and Fat Guru should replace DC and Chael's new show
GayChads rise up. We are safe, our time is now.
>Straight champsPantoja, Leon, Pereira>Zesty ChampsO'Malley, Topuria, Islam, DDP, Jon
Guru is an obese pedophile with bigger tits than some of my exes, but in this case it seems like he has a point about Jon. Some of the evidence he presents is damning. Especially the video from the comedy club and the video of his arrest (and Felony Bennett's commentary on that arrest video).
>>140376148Topuria hasn't displayed overtly homosexual activity yet, so far he's been a model family man
>>140375475Bro's jumped the shark.
>>140376148You forgot Holloway in the straight categoryThe BMF is a legit title fuck what anyone says.
justin will win his next 23 fights before a tragic death by heeming himself trying to fight a tree
BASED BASED BASEDB A S E D
>>140376322are mick is going to smash hunt
Never watched BK and never will.Yes, I'm better than you. How could you tell?
>>140376358It's not that it's bareknuckle though, it's that it's boxing. That is what is cringe. >duuude I use 25% of my body!!!!!!!
post best peter yan moments
it's... it's a peaches delight
>>140376383They allow clinch fighting its not boxing.
this dog look like guru though
>>140376419Dude oh my hecking gosh, I can punch while close to them?
>>140376415hes in the frickin matrix
>>140376383top dawlg allows shoulder stroikes
>>140376446yea you can grab them and punch them in boxing you can only hug
>>140376357lorenzo's clock is ticking but he is literally insane and could heem after getting blasted hard first. perry is the sameway too. absolutely amazing to me.
>>140376456Reverse PFL. Not good enough.
>>140376415
>>140376476he's simply not big enough
lopezbros..
>>140376439I thought that was Khabib with his fluffy hat based on the thumbnail.
>>140376530they're doing the same for arman, either because of punching the fan or threatening a judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaU4XOx1Z5Ufor the knuckchads, this top dawlg fight uploaded today is top 5 material
UFC > ONE > RWS > Hitman Fight League > Petchy > K-1 > Rise > Glory > Krush > PFL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bareknuckle boxing
>>140376564>or threatening a judgeI knew that was fucking sketchyany word on potential consequences for jailin turner threatening herb dean?
>PantojaHappily married with a troupe of spawn, straight. Undebatable >O'Malley Sex addicted swinger. Would accept his wife fucking other men. Child may not be his. Has displayed some zesty activity.>TopuriaEngaged with a child on the way. Extremely narcissistic and /fa/ inclined. Does gay shit like sniff roses to look intimidating. Wine drinker. Low levels of fruit.>IslamIs married, unknown if he has children. Has been caught on camera bullying a twink. Has a pet dwarf gimp named Hasbulla that he brings with him everywhere. Has definitely checked someone's oil, probably hasn't engaged in sodomy>LeonHad a son with a baby momma. Once tweeted "I like big ass, that's my fucking problem." Has been outspoken about what it's like to fuck american and british girls. Has displayed ZERO homosexual activity. >DricusGets molested by his coach every fight. Went on a romantic date in paris with one of his friends. Posed in front of the Eifel tower together flexing in their speedos. Kisses his coach on the mouth. Has a twink protege. Has a girlfriend, may be a beard. Very likely gay>PereiraKnown whoremonger from his GLORY days. Has two sons. Was married, broke it off. Had a long term relationship with a succubus but kicked her out after learning she was married. Is likely eskimo brothers with Colby Covington. Recently had two random bad bitches hanging out at his pool wearing his merch. Likes playing around with Glover a bit too much. Confident heterosexual>Jon Jones100% closeted gay man
>>140371716Based /knuck/ aficionado
>>140376650>jailin turner threatening herb deandidn't happen
>>140371641It’s going to be a fun card. Bunch of no names but lots of those matchups are good and will be entertaining
>>140376322>>140376357Terrill looks kinda like fat, redneck Canelo
>>140376667This is gayer than fucking other men.
>>140376704Rampage said it happened
>>140376148>Peon>Str8He's gotta he the gayest nigga I ever seen.
i have no emotional stake in any fight but all the first names on the main card poster might get taken out. i think knucklemania is gonna end up being dope af fuck
>>140376667Islam has a daughter
>>140376765confirmed gay
>>140376722>That round 5
>>140375475I’m shocked any of you watch this guy. Or Ariel. Or chael. Or any MMA “personality”
understand that dave mundell is josh emmett without PFDs and its not even close
>>140376322Rothwell is 10x more entertaining as a bare knuckle fighter than MMA
>>140376835Gonna cry about it?
>>140376633100%
>>140376633This except switch BKFC with ONE and remove all the rest
the jones gay video is actually the first pooru video I’ve watched all the way through, shan’t be engaging in his content any further but i thank him for bringing it to light
>>140376908Kiss me if you're so straight then!
everything else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> poofc empty warehouse gaypexslop
>>140377010As far as MMA goes I'll take Apex "slop" over any other promotion. I'd rather watch Muay Thai or kickboxing regionals though.
>>140367025lmao what a fag
ONE should just 100% muay thai fights
knuck has already won the weekend, get fucked dana
>>140377038>pillow glovesfound jon jones secret boyfriend
>>140377077Muay Thai and go ALL IN on kickboxing, poaching all of Japans greats. It would legit be the best striking org in the business.
>>140377100exceptionally based
>>140377105Pillow gloves with elbows, knees, and kicks with 1000% impact than any UFC has ever thrown.
>>140377100>Rizin has already won the weekendFTFY. Also this isn't an accomplishment. The poofc card this weekend is straight diarrhea
Fart!
talmbout Jon is the actual Achilles of our time b
people are so retarded. he has 2 ultra successful older cooler bigger brothers. thats obviously the primary source of his le demons.
>>140377565also someone diddling his dinky
Every wrestler ever has to be at least 30-50% gay
>>140377565they just have more money than him, he's more famous and successful than the both of them, one of them is literally schizophrenic kek
>they just have more money than himliterally all that mattersand the schizo is a super bowl champion which is way more of an accomplishment than being some ufc project
also jon is gay
Khabib is also gay
nunes is the least gay mma fighter
>>140377656>super bowl championno one gives a fuck about team sports, he's not some legendary player
as a child jon had his peach beasted, now he’s a peach of a beast, beastin plenty peaches
Guru's evidence for JBJ being gay is even flimsier than I expected. Hopefully this is THE bridge too far and some deranged roadman in east london spares me having to hear about Kyle every again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4C6d2-KcN4
christboys don't celebrate your ryan victory too soon. we have a real battle of religions ahead of us
>over 40 mins longim not watching that shitidegaf if hes gay
fag boyshomosexuality is a sin
>>140377785The evidence is a kv projecting his faggotry on the undisputed heavyweight champion for meme value it's kind of funny but 40 minutes is some boxcel tier dedication so I doubt it's a joke
retvrn to striking white (hetero) man
>>140377850striking's the brown mans fighting stylestick to sambo brazza
cheap american whiskey is better than proper 12
>>140367523What's the point of wearing a Hijab when you post pictures of you with your hair out on your public social medias?
>>140377770this fight was canceled anonmedov
>no one gives a fuck about team sportsbut they give a fuck about the sport of ufc instead right lmao
>>140377770fake fight
>>140377955Apparently the booked him for 301 against Demolidor but the fight with Shara is still on somehow. I have no idea how that works, lol
>>140377902Maybe they don't want people sniffing it but a scentless gander is alright idk
>>140372126wtf same person
>>140378038they bury the clone training regime in the undercard of fight nights
>>140372126God I hope Despaigne heems Waldo stiff
jonqueers and closeted homos coping hard
>>140377077ONE should just 100% fold Real ones watch BKFC
My walkouthttps://youtu.be/WlgoUlOkyzU?si=q40tmv7u8jNsnawv
>>140376835many sports fans get all their opinions from talking heads. including about 98% of /heem/. no one here actually watches fights
>>140378123Does this retard have a fight booked yet? Hasn’t fought in almost 18 months
>>140378149he just fought tony bud
"you LA guys, I'm obsessed with" - Jon Jones
*employs the ashi garami technique on you*
>>140378113If you only start to see other men as gay because a squealing fat english boy told you to then you are unironically a faggot and should train at City Kickboxing
>>140378169night heem sleep tightily
>>140378161Like I said. Hasn’t fought in almost 18 months
>>140378175>>140378169didn't mean for that to be a reply sorryily heem
clozaphile is right, it's totally straight to get blind drunk with your male friend at a comedy club and grab his crotch under the table, call him your "cutie" and ramble about how much you want to finger mens assholes
Kek no surprise the mirtazapine spammer (unable to eat or sleep without meds btw wew God does hate some of us) is a guruphile. Kissless virgins of a feather flock together eh?
cruising the streets late at night, drunk, looking for homeless guys? totally normal and straight as fuck
Tell us more about heeming people b since you're on a mood stabilizer and snort meth daily while on 4chan until 7:30am every day I trust you're an expert
what combat sports is finland good at
wtf he gay??
“I’m gonna make you my wife” - Jon Jones to Daniel Cormier
everybody itt is a KHHV
>>140378255Judo and if we are counting percentage of population I guess pillowtap is over represented too. Any other noob questions you could google?
>>140367148It's pretty damning in all fairness. Bros just going full gayboy on cam
>>140378272Some of us follow the gooby path
>>140378275ive done judo and boxing for years, and that's news to mejust say your country's not good at combat sportsstay humble brother
>>140368049Foxcatching b
>>140378306Incredible retort wow damn really showed me, fucking retard. Now why are you simping for a streamer are you a DC fangirl or what's your motivation to care about Jones' alleged faggotry?
clozie absolutely frothing this morning
>>140378319im not simpin for nobodyidegaf about dc and jones that eras in the past go train
>doesn't deny any allegations of being a medicated addict up until 8am in a weekdayRule brittania
>>140373206Is she that aussie fighter? She's married to the bloke that films all of Craig Jones content
>>140378334So why are you inserting yourself in a conversation about a streamer making a video on Jones? The current heavyweight champion btw not a "past era" fighter. This was a rhetorical question please don't answer.
seriously though how did no one notice how fruity jones is, the video with cormier is egregious
>>140378334Fat smelly faggot telling people to train LMAO
In seriousness I find most americans "seem" a bit fruity including DC even Frye is fruity if you want to see gays everywhere. Dana looks gay Hunter looks gay even the howler girl looks like a muff diver but it's impossible they are so I move on with my life and stop thinking about it not make one hour long videos to stay relevant on youchewb
Will jon put a hit on guru
>focusing on the messenger and not the message
>>140371410why do english fighters suck
imagine creampieing jon
>>140378448the only civilians jones harms are women
You miss the first half of the post buddeh where americans can look fruity if you're so convinced that they are?
>>140378448Paul Craig will kill fagru on behalf of Jon
heeminder Jon Jones originally went by the nickname “Sexual Chocolate”
>>140372038Askren didn't have good wrestling either.
>>140378526How have we ignored the writing on the wall for so long??
13 seconds to destroy a legacy. 18 fights win streak, undefeated for 9 years, 9 titles defences, technical and tactical excellence, rendered meaningless by one counter to the nuts. Even today, nearly 10 months latter Jones brings it up in interviews.Never will any casual fan ever bring up his name alongside GSP or Silva. Even the likes of Sonny Liston who is only remembered for losing to Ali, is remembered as one of the scariest heavyweights of all time, while Jone's past accomplishment are at best footnotes in the story of Gane.
>>140378540truthfully i think all of the controversies made most people not want to listen or pay attention to what he’s like outside of the cage
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
>>140378343yeah i forget her name jessica-rose something i thinkwho's crag jones?
>>140372220You can catch your mom on all fours with me, cucknadian
Begrudgingly got to give credit to guru where it's due he knows how to stir shit up and the Tom Jones rivalry was a bit dead
Cowardice. Chicanery. Cyril.
TONY
>>140366987HOL up Jon is gay and israel fucks dogs wtf blacks what are you doing over there
The French have started to turn on Gane for his cowardly ways btw
>>140378624there’s also ngannou, jordan leavitt, payton talbott and bobby green, black fighters have a high concentration of zest
>Jon is gayfake>israel fucks dogsnever happened
>>140378631>The French
>>140378623https://youtu.be/SPA2ZlB8TDc?si=HoQNri5HuuL0zoI4
YOU LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE GETTING FUCKED FOR FREE?
>>140378677Add BSD as a "white" man
Wtf Bisping just referred to Islam as daddy on BYM
>>140378591Jiu-jitsu autistic savant who loves sniffing coke
>>140378648>follow dog porn on twitter >jack off your own dog >openly brag about being into dogs sexuallyerm... lmao
>>140370714This stupid nigga can't read lol
The one random black guy in Khabib's gym must feel awkward as hell
>>140367623>Filters
>>140373206Look at her mate, she's obviously a slag.
>>140378624Ngannou also has the Michael Jackson "I was never allowed to be a child so now I hang around kids as an adult and has never been spotted around a woman" diddler vibes.I have no real reason to believe he's actually a pedo though, just sus behavior that seems to mimmick Jackson's 1:1.
>>140378793doesn't sound promising she has that country chick look that got corrupted by moving to a big city and bad people she surrounded herself with are about to suggest her to do onlyfans because it's 2024 and losing your dignity isn't a big deal anymorehope it doesn't happen though
>>140372092Rebecki 10/10Hardy probablyJousset 9/10probably Johnson but I won't call it either waydon't knowhopefully DespaigneI imagine Slava Claus Woodson 10/10Ricci hopefullyMcKinney, but I haven't seen any RibovicsUlberg 9/10I imagine RuziboevLewis 8/10
Jon “Gay” Africa
>>140378881see>>140378898just hurts the soul seeing chicks go in this direction
>>140378929
just seen are Tommy driving his range rover, looking fucking massive Wigan borough chads rise up
>all of these low level mma youtubers pretending that steve erceg is some absolute world beater and pantoja is washed simultaneouslyabsurd how dumb these lucas tracy/jewru wannabes are
>>140378967I enjoy the wallace and gromit show do people sound like that there or is it just Aspinall
>>140378994can only speak for myself, but I sound like a cross between Aspinall and Liam Gallagher
>>140378994Poor people and serial killers sound like that
>>140378967Ever seen are Mo running about? I know him and Tom are friends
>>140379060>t. High pitched southern ponce estate agent
>>140379065I have not. I do have a mate who lives right around where I believe Mokaev lives though
>>140379065Mo is too afraid to come by the Mersey, rumour is he spent a good 15 mins with purple aki down a dingy alley last time he reared his head in these parts
>>140379087How would Purple Aki do in the UFC? Lots of muscles to feel
Rebecca's lip filler looking a bit lop-sided and the cyclops still got her to come on camera the poor woman>>140379016Lmao what an interview that would be
>>140379095
>>140378811fake news
Floyd mayweather has been kidnapped in dubai. Surely dana can pull some strings
>>140379205To what gain?
>>140379147>factual events are not real because I say solmao
>>140378929It does indeed.
>>140379324No denying she's got great cans tho
>>140379205Kwab
fuckin gilbert gottfried
Bring back Godesanya
>>140379693>like half these chumps have been talking about getting double champ fightssick of them, the champ should need to defend 3 times a year minimum
>>140370815One can suck the tip of your Dick passionately, one can tickle play with your Nipples, and one can rim you.Can you imagine the torture? I'd never smile again.
>when youre favored by GOD youre also favored by THE DEVIL. remember that little alexandre...
>>140379860This but with attractive females
Daily reminder holloway has never beaten a black person
Smiffboi Summer
>jewru is in withdrawals from heems and goes on a schizo tier investigative journalism dive into every weird thing jones ever did>actually patches the red strings together into a cohesive expose of jones being a massive buttpirate
>>140379794Jones should defend against Guru
>>140380447Guru can't cut to make heavyweight
>>140380456Guru beats his mom more than Jones beats his wife more than i beat my meng
>>140375475i remember when people first started posting his videos herei unironically thought it was just a joke post and someone just found some random youtube channel to shill like people doturns out he actually got big. Never watched a video of his but will always laugh at his dogshit setup
>>140369801if anything the rivalry boosted him more
>>140379693I will stop watching if he wins
>>140379693Islams "defenses" were against the same FW, really doesnt count
Jon Jones next move?
>>140380517Right, Islam has zero defenses.
succ posters were right all along....(no one remembers this meme though)
Jon "Pronebone" Jones
lmao
yet another black athlete i wont be able to see without hearing a norm bit in my brain now
>>140380541Would he have kept the belt if he lost, yes or no ?
>>140380531Filling Dana's tight mahogany stained Irish-American bussy with semen
>>140380517See>>140380621
IT'S OUT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UVoQY0p9Gc
>>140380621>>140380630You are incorrect
Darren Till did a podcast 2 weeks ago and no one cared.
>>140380652Unironically the best of the podcasts the Costa episode was very comfy viewing
I have decided to unsub Helen Yee
>>140380664He's a pussy who just constantly cries online. I bet he's just moaning about dana and the ufc on whatever pod he's on
>>140380664He got offered 2 mill to fight Mike Perry in BKFC. Fuck him. I'd go 5 minutes in BKFC with Mike Perry and get my face smashed in for 2 mill. Fuck that guy and fuck his crybaby "poor me" bullshit.
Mike Chandler's Shawn Ryan interview is some real bizzare shit.
Joe Rogan, but he's straight.
>>140373125OHHH!!! HE'S A MARRIED MANWIT A GOOMAH!1
>>140380809>He got offered 2 mill to fight Mike Perry in BKFCproofs?
>>140378701Is this Buck “The Man With A Pussy” Angel?
>>140380809apparently he's not taking any fights right now because he's in the middle of a lawsuit over some copyright shit with a beer brand he's involved withdoesnt want to take a big money fight and then lose the cash to the lawsuit in case his side loses
>>140374483social club? HES GOTTA GO!!
make the rightful jones faggot edition
>>140376667>Likes playing around with Glover a bit too muchi kek'd
>>140380862why
Heeming meng (my own) on the mind all day this helped hopefully the disgust can help anyone else struggling to heem their thoughts too
>>140378677wait till you see the french national team
>>140378949feel bad for the guy, even though he probably deserves it
>>140367623Is this a man?
>>140379693dude the UFC is so fucking slow>>140381333ugly bitch, literally a dime a dozen in any favela
New>>140381436>>140381436>>140381436
>>140381333She's fuck ugly. I don't know what anyone sees in her at all.
>>140380930Holy shit literally just plug this into google "mike perry darren till offered 2 million"What are you, 11 years old?
