Started at the bottom now we're here
Third for Finland
>>140379693Nah I'll take all of their less frequent good fights (not wmma and could do without Peeon) over the majority of Izzy's boring fights. If he didn't do the Romero, Jan, Marvin 2, Cannonier, Whittaker 2
Belal will never fight for a title.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/139854386/#139857100
>>140381491who
A lot of casuals exposing themselves recently Yeah Pissreal fought a lot but 90% of his fighters were boring and he coasted off of champions getting the benefit of the doubtThe current roster of champions are fighting as much as the champions before the(minus O'Malley that guy is actually inactive) and a lot of them aren't taking an easy way outI do miss Marty though, he was a walk forward and heem real one
Somehow I'm the only person in the entire world who isn't suffering from fag-meter whiplash when I saw the guy that everyone worships as "The image of stoic masculinity" do a feminine meme reaction in the octagon that is based off womanly social media cringe culture.
>>140381487>>140381545Good posts. Usmeng has grown on me in hindsight he was always the whitest of the three and gave a 5* heem webm
>>140381634I had no idea that's what the gesture was or where it come from, I just thought it was funny. Seems like you're a faggot for knowing that tbqh
>>140381436>>140381436@'s?
>>140381455
>Somehow I'm the only person in the entire world who isn't suffering from fag-meter whiplash when I saw the guy that everyone worships as "The image of stoic masculinity" do a feminine meme reaction in the octagon that is based off womanly social media cringe culture.
>>140381772What's he sperging about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucEcuE9bC6Ywe AAAAAAAAAAAARE LIVE!!!!!
youtu.be/VA1ubQlrP7onaiza is on too
We don't watch that crap here
>>140381958apex fight nights? true
>>140381772>I'm at the comedy theater.... the laugh factory saturday...friday saturday your boy will be thair
>>140381709I didn't, faggot, I read the same faggot board that you are posting on and someone mentioned it, faggot. Guess you and Pereira can go have gay sex now, fag
>>140381545>champions getting the benefit of the doubtI always hear people say this but then they gave DDP the win over Strickland so I don't believe it
>>140381709>I just thought it was funnyYou saw someone looking like a faggot and you related?
HAAAM TAPPY
buck breaking
This may be the ugliest japanese female i ever saw
TEAM IMOUTO KAWAII DESU NE
>Sit down anon, we were just discussing project roguevpnjannie
>>140382225>Me behind sharipov
These girls are banging
Mountain Asians > jungle Asians.
>>140382272Why can't the ufc-slags bang like this?
RIGGED SHIT FUCK YOU THAIS
>they're actually watching ONE
>>140382297Jungle asians got pic related doe
>they're actually Australian
>>140382330We aren't, it's just a funny prank we play
poatan
>>140382306They have a mental block from subconciously knowing they could make trice the money they do in UFC with onlyfans, asia doesn't give a way out for ugly chicks
Just my luck ONE is on as I need to go deal with previous engagements
>>140382355Ngl b I'd blast ropes
arman and bsd are having a grappling match next month that will be cool
>>140382355Merle is allowed, but posting Mrs Schaub will get you banned
>>140382355Bit crass but I would heem the life and schaub out her anik
>>140382383I'd blast ropes to meggsican too
Get a fucking job losers it's time to man up
>>140382423I've been summoned in for a meeting on chewsday regarding my allegedly dogshit work ethic lmfao
>>140382445do you wfh, you're always here b
Lol heartcel
SJEEEEEEEEEM
BAHHHHHTTT
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
BAAAAAAAAHT >>140382470I work in home nursing and phonepost all day my job in practice is checking logs and it's almost entirely automated now
You now remember Robelis Despaigne will be undisputed UFC heavyweight champ by 2025.
YOU CAN LEAVE
Honestly, the Jiri - Rakic fight just goes to show you Alex Pereira’s win over Jiri was just a fluke. And it was against a antibiotic’d staph infection Jiri. He’s dead in the rematch.
tried to learn about jon being gay but guru is so grating and unfunny i couldn't get through the intro
SAWADA-SAN GANBARE
hemhemhemhemhemhemhemhemhem
>>140382577Bullies and liars looking real apprehensive rn
>I work in home nursingGood god imagine this clozapig MARAUDING over your rotting withering life trying to rest in your final days
Finland guy may be the póster with the most shit life and i am hard to beat but Holy shit that guy
The sweet science
>>140382670Luckily that's not how it works at all dawlg your thinking of people in hospitals, I mostly drop off people's mirtazapine at home and get on my way carers and cleaners stay there longer most my work day is in quiet isolation
>>140382603honestly if you watch anything other than weasel you’re a giant faggot. weasel used to be just straightforward analysis, recently he’s trying to be a funny guy now too, but he’s still the most neutral guy in the game. Lucas Tracy, Rigo, MMAguru, all the like, they’re all just trying to be faggot e celeb personality’s and drama whores sensationalist gossipy types, like bro I’m not laughing at your stupid forced memes about muh wheelchair XD Jon jones is gay, muh Israel is a dogfucker it’s childish retarded shit
>>140382688We have people here that need medicine to eat and sleep there's no way your struggling that much b
Classic. I wake up, go to the bathroom downstairs and there is no toilet paper OR sink. God damn I hope the card tmw is good.
>an endless slew of victimweight bugs fightingyawn
Homosexuality is a sin
>>140382355Holy shit, sexual photos of her are so rare, if only she was showing that juicy Ass
>>140382716Guru used to be a real one. Kinda surprised weasle is the one who stayed real and guru is parading around like fagget.
>>140382716Based there Isn't any good mma youtuber only Jack slack has good technical análisis but he is kinda of annoying The rest are disgusting Tracy gurú all of them are disgusting
>>140382040Can you stop thinking about two men fucking for just one day, burger?
Jack Slack knows nothing about mma every single he analyzes is about boxing and even then its mediocre. Most guys are too far up their own ass to say anything objective or insightful on a regular basis. Every journalist is a failed boxing journalist or analyst.
>>140382734the sweet science
>>140382055I saw some jungle man knock out an uppity jogger and thought based.
>>140382815Thats not true motherfucker, he is a nerd for the good and the bad, he talks about jiujitsu wrestling old mma prime kickboxing and even karate and other old Martial arts,
Lmao I thought qazaqstan was lamenting life and it's struggles but it was the deadbeat dad from what I have gathered. Pack it in mate
>>140382843He talks about it, but he's clueless. His area of expertise is boxing.
guru is demonic for what he did, and you guys are little demon spawns for eating it up
>>140382864Okay we can agree on that brothaStill gives better breakdowns than the weasel
went on Shitter by accident and saw Jon Jones was trendingis it unironically because of the guru video. i don't watch the guy
>>140382916Probably
>>140382716what about jackslacki have heard him and heavy hands are decentbut the being funny thing put me off morning kombat. Luke Thomas seems ok if you can stomach him but his cohost kept trying too hard to make jokes that weren't all that funny anyway
>>140382927wewcan't believe how quickly Guru has grown on youtube, i legit still just think of him as a /heem/ meme because this is the first and only place i saw him shilled.
The last mma show i liked Is DC/chael but that fucking espn/TV friendly filter Is disgusting I like usman and Henry podcast tho
no 1 watching ONE?https://youtu.be/ucEcuE9bC6Y
>>140382950I suppose he comes across as "genuine" even though he is laying it on thick I can't really explain it but clearly looking like shit and shouting into a cheap microphone resonates with the lowest common denominator
>>140382989I only want Muay Thai fuck this gay MMA shit
>>140382987Awful taste respectfully
>>140382950Guru was already huge before heem. He hated dagestanis and that's.how his growth really happened.
>I just fawted KEKW ON GOD THIS JEWRU STREAM IS LIT
>>140382879He's gay. Blacks are statistically higher to be homosexuals
Sean Strickal and Bo Nickland
>>140381777damn.. she looks.....trashy
I like this weird Muay Thai song
hHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>140382225i still laugh that globohomo tried to make this shit happen
Dis doo named Suk Him
>>140382355just imagine Alex's huge Poatan inside her. what a waste
>>140382355Whatever happened to her?
>>140382355Littl bit pit sniff brazza
DEADPOOPAHNNN
>>140383597she makes low effort mma content and thirst traps on instagram now
>>140383195wtf I look like this and say this
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Just poo'd a ton!
HEEM DEADY
>Beating me down>Beating me, beating me>Down, down>Into the ground>Screaming some sound>Beating me, beating me>Down, down>Into the ground
mitch dropping the surprise baht on this nigga
BAHHHHTTTTT
Sean Strnigger
You guys watching ONE?
Thankfully the real goat of mma (Georges St Pierre) is spotless and isn’t hiding any secrets that would impact his legacy
>FALLING AWAY FROM ME>FALLING AWAY FROM ME
>>140383863Why doesn't blaydes rematch tom reddit?
Khalil Rountree is, hands down, my favorite white fighter of all time.
>>140383818What is that? Who are you? Where am I?
HEEM
heeeeeemmm heeemmmyyyy
>>140383982Wow, cool.
>>140383982this is an ai filter
>>140383982That's scary.
this nigga really got cosmo and wanda out here
Knocked the baht out that boi
>>140384025forgot pic
>>140383982Fake
Is rizin really on a fucking monday kek
thank god everyone's watching ONE so I can finally say this, i want to fuck raquel pennington
>>140384095It's golden week in japan then
How many baht for Bangkok ladyboy ?
>>140383982HEEEEEEM AI SLOPPYYY
Damn my nigga kaoklai is back I swear he gets knocked out every other month
>>140384111I find it really funny how on the men's p4p list, all 8 current champion are ranked in the top 10, with only Dricus and Pantoja being bellow former champ Volk and Max.Meanwhile on the female p4p list, where there is only 3 divisions, Raquel is ranked 6 despite being champ.
kek that was a good punch
>>140384154Depends on if you want a fancy one or a less fancy one b
Some comical knockdowns there
Very cringe how you all pretend to have fun watching this slop.
>>140384269bro really said (unintelligible chinese) :skull:
>>140384269I've been pretending all my life, so yeah I'm kinda a master at that
>>140384269YOU CAN LEAVE
>>140384269>I don't like fights so that means no one else does! Sorry there's not 50 press conferences of people pretending to hate each other and 0 twitter drama beforehand, clearly what you follow the sport for.
>>140384269OHHHHHHHHH /HEEM/ IS ROCKED!!
>>140384269I hate liars and I hate bullies.
>>140382828And then you saw that guy do some incredibly feminine, gay pose and thought 'I can relate to that'.
>>140383982
>>140384405Why are you obsessed about gay people?
>>140384199gonna be weird when they shoot kayla harrison up to #1 off of beating her. wish i could shoot raquel up with my semen
Who’s the closeted heterosexual on the roster
>Diddy on the run>Chris Curtis lost>Bobby got dropped 5x, still in trash tier>Jamawl heemedbrothers of black excellence, where do we go from here?
is Ankalaev really waiting til October to fight again? Does this fucking retard realise theres like 3 better fights the UFC will make instead ( Jiri, Rountree if he wins, Aspinall).Fuck I'd even prefer Pereira vs Jan fight, if Jan gets a win first ( and the condition Jan retires after)
>>140384445Oh, didn't realize I was talking to spammy. Nevermind. Makes sense now.
>>140384457Dricus, unironically.
>>140384503He doesn't give a shit. With the money he's made he's basically a billionaire in his shitty little mountain village.
early stoppage
>>140384460Leon "Rocky" Edwards executes the muzzrat.
>>140384457>>140384457
>LMAO, this aussie bitch SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0
>Gayne beats ASSpainANAL >Jones trashes ASSpainANAL and retires after beating old man StiPEE>Alex beats Gayne and retires after defending against Jiri >Ankalaev forced to fight Roundtree I can see the future and It's glorious
I bet you that faint right-left hook combo would work in street fights all the time. Going to the bar tonight and heeming some jabronis
>Bro Goals AF!-Jon Jones, probably
Jon Jones isn't the only gay man, i've been saying for years that ngannou is too. not married, walks out on Drake, wears earrings...There's other stuff too
Jan and Pereira honestly do need to run it backI think Pereira won that fight but I don't think we saw the best form of either of them. Pereira was nervous, coming off a KO on a 3 month turn around against a highly ranked fighter, and was just trying to find his confidence again. There was a point in round 2 where he had Jan hurt bad and didn't go for the finish, completely uncharacteristically. Jan was effected by the altitude worse than anyone else on that card and gassed hard after round 1. He's getting up there in years and is looking for one last run. I think Pereira wins the rematch, but Jan deserves another shot out of good will.
Brazza dis numba one bussy in all of Dagestan brazza. Not for broke brazzas pay to play brazza.
>*entire crowd lols*Bo lost the story here, his aura is gone
>>140384514>once again obsessing over another man
>>140384674He literally got fucked in the ass by a tranny on video. It's pretty obvious.
>Every UFC fighter>Closeted homosexual with emotional issues>Every ONE fighter>Homeless beggar that's literally starving
>>140384702But he won the fight and sometimes that's all that matters
>>140382355something about her eyes makes her look evil to me
>>140384714I'm not the one who thinks gay shit is attractive, spammy
>Every ONE fighter>Homo guy-Oops I meant>Homeless guy that's literally starving
He just had to take that W, Cody Brundage is a dangerous man, he beat Malkoun by DQ
>>140384773Keky!
lmao imagine watching fixed noodleweight money laundering "fights"
HEEEEEEMMMM
Nigga called comeback kek
>>140384663you don't even have to feint the right. most sucker punches that knock someone out are are right straights.
Shades of Shane Burgos
Welcome to the Bo show nigger
>>140384850Hey wait a minute my heckin wholesome happy valley superstar is flipping me off
>>140384850we don't say that word here
>>140384901She was swangin but got heemed in the end
>>140384850>"Now you're droppin the N-bomb? Not cool"
>>140384913>>140384901
Holy shit, this chink friday night bakyard brawl is more entertaining than UFC 300, why can't Dana make his slaves fight with this much urgency?
Just rewatched Yan vs Cory, shit was so cash man.
Holy Fucking Shit. I just ran the data through the simulator and it's telling me Islam has no fucking chance.
>>140384958They're not literal starving south east asians
>>140384915It was always thereHe was always gay
>>140384915What is even wrong with this? Is super skinny black negro offensive?
132lbs lmao
>>140385023Not all broths are built to be skinny. Jones is supporting the heavyweights.
Fun Fact: Mateusz Gamrot and Islam Makhachev are tied for the most wins over currently ranked lightweights (4)
>>140385043Weighs as much as Finland's monthly pizza intake
>>140385059Or 1/4th of your total mass
^sad attempt. How are the bahts lads I only just got back and hear the ladies in the crowd wailing as usual
Jones will thank Guru one day.
This zoomer is heeming puss tonight no question about it just listen to this crowd
This fight is how ilia vs max goes
this lil chigga is a heemer
>>140385008
Did they...?
Based reddit ted giving the zoomer prospect old man resistance
>>140385183What do you think Jones meant when he asked Colby to "clean his dishes"
very soulful fight
>>140385183Colby looks like he listens to Simple Plan and Yellowcard
>>140385207Fag
How are you this doo got black people hair?
Oh wait I remember this individual he's based
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
>>140385183colby needed to be punished for not doing the dishes....
BAHT!!
>>140384772Is this spammy in the room with us right now?
DOUBLE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT
WTF DOUBLE BAAAAAAAAHT GOD BLESS YOU CHATRI SITYODTONG
>WTF DOUBLE BAAAAAAAAHT GOD BLESS YOU CHATRI SITYODTONG
>no $350K baht
>>140385276>>140385278>>140385279>>140385314>>140385317
>>140385337I have no defense against this slander I did get excited it happens
Lumpinee Stadium has at least 5x the capacity of the UFC APEX.
>n-word
>>140385432uhhhhh okay?
>>140385432The average Thai is 1/5th the size of a normal human
We don't watch one here
there’s gotta be a couple 100lb Thais out there with the monikers Heem and Box
>>140385471>we
this is a no-taiwanese-zone
>>140385479Petratogtahng Heembox.
>>140385479I guarantee we can arrange it for some 10-20 thousand baht maybe if we get box from a leper colony and spend a bit more on heem it would be wise
>>140385083Kek.
*enters the thread*
>>140385581that movie was made by a nonce
>>140385485Are we going to have a problem?
https://youtu.be/4Nz3DL6EXtQ?si=OvveFVOrh_yTadZg*BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM*THE FAG IS HERE*BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM*THE FAG IS HERE
sneak some nicotine pouches and some caffeine pills in your lip before walkouts
You're dumb if you think fighters aren't smoking meth before they fight.
>>140385674Fag poetry
>>140385674To be fair, Diddy's going to prison soon, so he can probably go ahead and re-make this song with those lyrics
>Jon Jones used to walk out to I'm Coming Hom by P Diddy Is there a gay nigga cabal
>>140385594Many such cases
>>140381805You should be put on the no fly list for doing this
>>140385794>cabalNah some niggas just be gay.
>>140385674>the screamoverflowing with zest, how did it take so long for this to come out
>>140382355I love moles and freckles on a pale girl so much
>>140385804He's got a name like hakim iirc so no doubt he probably is
>>140382566Despaigne is trash and will never crack the top 5 >le 36yo prospect
>>140382591If Jiri had any fight IQ he’d take Poatan down and lay on him for 25 minutes but he won’t. Too much samurai in him, can’t resist a firefight
>>140381436Conor will lose
https://youtu.be/srRQQXoPqGg
>>140385867OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>140385867>we gonna find out Saturday night Joe
>>140385867
>>140385867>episode 155what did coincidence mean by this?
>>140385364Based Ausbro realizing ONE is for tryhard fags NEVER watching ONE
>>140385924>tryhard Dude, so frickin tryhard to watch Muay Thai, I barely like watching the UFC! Fuck off retard.
>>140385867Funny how current Max would destroy current Volk after losing to him thrice
ALWAYS watching ONE
>>140385937Reddit spacer tries to make 4chan friends while calling other people tryhard you hate to see it
>>140385937Struck a nerve!
>>140385976Yeah you sound like a retard.
>>140385956Oh no The post was spaced However will you recover Sad! ONE is for fans in SEA. Anyone in the western world watching 105lb men’s caressing is a tryhard faggot. Simple as.
>>140386001America isn't the western world
I had passionate homosexual sex with Jon Jones behind a trashcan in Albuquerque back in 2021
>kay hansen fucks herself with a brown dildoshe really went there, a harvard graduate
>>140386024Assolutamente schifo
>>140386029
>>140386001You simply can't understand that some people just like watching fights above all else, because what you care about is mandrama and using r/heem as your friend sim. You'll be namefagging in a years time.
>>140385924>>140385976>>140386001Yes yes that's it, good goy.
>>140386044Isn't this the former wrassler and father you pw guys are obsessed with
>>140385660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICCFfMlpSOk goob was tweaking here also explains how he gave a promo after snapping
>>140386018Correct. America is the world
>>140386063
>>140386056I have paid more money to see BKFC events in person and on PPV than UFC
>>140386018>America isn’t the western world>european PPVs start at 7pm pacific time, 3am euro timeLmao
>>140386094Damn it could really happen to anyone
Are the rumors true?
>>140386094>I'm a 7 time world heavyweight champion Jesus Christ, he deserved the rape for that alone.
> WW has 1 fight booked> FW has 1 fight booked> BW has 1 fight bookedWhy are the deeper divisions not fighting?
In that video the only convincing thing is drunk Jon saying some faggot shit at that comedy club, the rest it's just Guru picking events out of context in a time span of almost a decade and splicing it together to create a narrative
>>140386150wtf they linked?
>>140386172hope he gets sued for libel
>>140386172Huh
>>140386172you can't deny how zesty he acts in the interview with dc
I was raped by Jon Jones, when he was done I went to rape him back but he just consented so I've also fucked Jon Jones in the ass
>>140386171They will as soon as you stop bitching about it
>>140386172Even the faggot shit in the comedy club is basic gen x millenial USA humor as seen in high level movies like American Pie I think the funny part is guru obsessing on gay stuff but it is what it is
I can't believe this fat ginger from across the planet satirically suggested MY UFC champion is gay. This is literally a smear campaign against a good samaritan and he MUST be held accountable.
>>140386175I can't tell you b I don't watch wrasslin but I do know Dusty Rhodes and Chris Benoit
>>140386194I've seen zestier
>>140386213>satirically suggestedHe's being 100% genuine and provided evidence, Jones is a poofter.
>>140386196sup colby?
>>140386231>provided evidenceCome on mate that's a bit facetious
Jon Jones is gay?
>>140386239>come on mate Jon Jones loves doing this.
>>140386202He went very far though, Jon called the guy he was with "a cutie" and then started talking about fingering buttholes unprompted and he allegedly put his hand in between the dude's legs
>>140386231
>>140386247Kek
>>140386255>"a cutie"get it right mate he said "my cutie"
>>140386247Allegedly>>140386255He was wasted and trying to be edgy it was very cringe, for all we know his friend is ugly and he was calling him cutie to bully him
>>140386172Yeah right. Brother is wearing a really tongue tighter than Ortega's guillotine, maybe that's normal where you're from
>>140386308>that pic
>>140386172I fucking refuse to believe any of you faggots actually watch mma guru
what exactly is it about LA guys that Jon Jones is obsessed with?
>>140386308Ok what the fuck is that faggot shit
>>140386330Whispers in the 'cord are that k*le himself posts here
>>140386330the evidence is all out there, guru simply compiled it into one video
>>140386337He was drunkenly explaining that they're different to his NY and AZ friends. Perfectly harmless
>clozapedo is the only one defending jon volumes
>bongs pathetically trying to smear JBJ because they're sad Aspinall is a fake champSad honestly
>>140386305>I like to finger buttholes, it's how we say I love you in Rochester >*grabs another man's crotch* Haha I was just being edgy bro
>>140386337they put out more
>>140386255This is why Colby asked his girlfriend to finger him btw.
>>140386417I have seen your movies American Pie, Hangover, Little Nicky etc. This is basic USA "lad" humor, in locker rooms, the navy, cinema, sports etc
Gamrot
Name one ufc fighter that isn't a closeted homo
>>140386440Jeff Molina
>>140386407you pathetically smear pizza over your CPAP machine bud, even pigru is fitter than you
>Jon Jones isn't actually gay, let me tell you about your culture
I'm pretty sure I saw Jon on Thug Hunters some years ago
>>140386455You can spam this same thing for a year and not be embarrassed by yourself. I'm quite confident I can run guru into hyperventilating at a slow pace. What sports have you trained in btw?
>>140386455They didn't tell you? We don't bully the Finn anymore it got boring
>>140386492desu it is more fun to ignore him and watch him flounder
>>140386433>saw some (((american))) movies>yeah this is pretty much how you are
>>140386440BSD. Basically every french fighter not connected to Fernand Lopez, he's basically an old queen here
>>140386492It was quite stale by Christmas b they still post the greatest hits in /box/ of course
>>140386492I do as I please, you're a drone of the fat heemcord mods
Jones defenders are going to feel very silly when he finally musters up the courage to come out.
>>140386517I'm doing my best here b Jon hasn't made it very easy
isnt avoiding staph as easy as washing yourself? or can you still get it?
>>140386440Minel kape
>>140386562washing is illegal in france
>>140386440Paulo Costa
[...] Asked about his preparation for the Miocic fight Jones replied:"Shit! Yeah you finna shit nigguh. Ohhh fuck I'm shittin! Oh nigga fuck. Eugh! Shit mofucka. Ohh mofucka. Yeah you shit nigga. Oh feel like I'm cummin out my ass. You feel like you cummin out yo ass? Yeah..."
>>140386537Agreeing with a faggot obsessed greasy streamer who said gypsies are honorable people with a decent culture would hurt more than Jon being queer. At least atm still
Wait a minute.When the drug testers cam to Jon's house, he was drunk in the middle of the day 'celebrating his friend's birthday'. In his house. Without his shirt on. Drunk. Clearly agitated. Threatening women. Mysteriously dragging the male drug tester off to the side. The reason he took those drug testers hostage is because they cockblocked him. That man might have been forced to jack him off.
>140386590mind broken
^short rape victim
>>140386586why does paulo keep getting to fight top contenders with 0 ranked wins?
>>140386605Pedophile
>>140386577....-obsessed neighbouring country, England.
bunion saint-syphilis refused to wash his face aids
>>140382591funny because rakic just told in his vlog for ufc 300 he had staph in his elbow and had too take strong antibitoics jiri scared bitch ass even wants to move down bro is shook and knows the win was fake but he cant run for too long
>>140381710Instagram:aline_antoniassibrunaantoniassi
>eurofags coping that their bum had staph
Possibility that no one is considering: What if Stipe goes out there and heems Jon Jones into the living death?
>>140386687that would be homophobic, ufc wont allow it
>>140386687who the fuck is stipe
You really think I'm gonna just stand there and let you feed me in the sneed, Chuck?
>>140386687It would be really funny if Stipe does to Jon what Ngannou did to Gane but then a boring fight between him and Aspinall
jon removed aspinall's hand from his shoulder because he was getting a boner
>>140386687I dont see why this couldn't happen. I mean it might even be more likely then jon knocking stipe out or wrestle fucking him
>>140386687Alexa, post the webm of Stipe shambling to the arena
How is this mma technique called?
UFC 300 was kinda cringe though
>>140386788Gay niggas be sassy like that
>>140386935le ebin munbers dood!
UFC 420 finna be litty
Jon "Boned" Jones
Rogan just spent like 20 minutes on the low blow shit
After a bit of reflection maybe Jones heckling the stand up is indefensible
>>140386825>could be 42 by the time they fight>has had a long career and destroyed his body during the DC trilogy>spent 3 years on the sideline>his last outing was him getting omega heemed by the most powerful heemer in history>in public appearances he looks like he can barely walk
>>140387092don't give in
Are you Steepay Meohchich?
Gane won
>>140387127I stand by guru projecting and reaching for most of the video but jon could have talked a bit less about buttholes and their tightness that's quite queer and I can't really defend it
>>140387101It's only takes one shot.
>kick your ass>beat your ass>whip your assrank these phrases. kick sounds the least gay, but also the lamest.
>>140387232Jon Jones has never been seriously hurt in his career and has statistically the best takedown defence in the UFC.
I just got inducted into the hall of fame now this is what I got?
>>140387265reyes won though
>>140387265He's also never been punched by the Heavyweight goat.
>>140387170I think you'll find I already invented this meme
is there a good place to watch past fights? I don't want to pay the 10 euro for fight pass im Bulgarian
>>140387392google "mma core"
>>140387232true but i could heem jon jones by this logic
>>140387392He's bulgarian ! Kekychookie
>>140387255>beat>kick >whip
>>140387255Eat yo ass
>>140387255I'll give you a good licking.
>>140387418It's true. Anybody can heem anybody. It only takes one
>>140387456now post the last 2 rounds
>>140387265Chins fade over time. It’s been 5 years since Jon got hit hard
>>140387477Aspinall defied all odds and knocked out are Pavlovich for instance
>>140387456Say what you want, Reyes won for at least 17 seconds of his fight with Jones.
>>140387456Reyes was actually good until Jan cracked then Jiri deleted his chin
Yeah Jon do the rump shake
>>140387460
>>140387614OOOOHHHH HE LANDED A PUNCH!!! STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT
Damage >
>>140382355Who is this fair skinned semen demon ?
Jones is a male prostitute
Jonny "Buck" Jones
i actually thought mma guru was to pursue the path of some kind of real media legitimacy after meeting up with dricus but he's back in his bedroom with his beanie being an absolute sperg online
>>140387773What does "real media legitimacy" mean?
>>140387614Reyes may have won, but Jon tanked that
>>140387773He's too much of a belligerent fat racist smelly chud autist to ever have any "media legitimacy"
>>140387773Jones is gay though
>>140387785like making proper connections with fighters and doing in-person interviews and backstage stuff ala schmo, nina etc
>>140387785Guys like Luke Thomas
*runs away gayly*
>>140387844Ah ok
>>140387844That shit isn't even what people want to see. Idk how the fuck schmo survives. Nina is botted and shilled by the ufc
Jon Jones won 4 rounds against Dominick Cruz, why is that controversial?
*wakes up in the thread*
Pooru makes more than any “legit” mma media member without ever having to leave his house + he doesn’t have to cuck to the ufc and can say whatever he wants, he’s a fat pig but he’s won in that regard
I think Jon said he wanted to fuck Eddie's asshole but he misheard him
>>140387923Sure but he's almost certainly developing a ton of mental health issues living the way he does. As well as physical ailments. I'm looking forward to the inevitable downfall.
>>140387785Basically being a total sperg online in a studio like Ariel, Chael and Joe Rogan.
>>140388013He's only 25...
GODne announcement coming soon
>3 close rounds vs 2 rounds that Jones definitely wonreyes had to do better than that I'm afraid. same thing happened to gus
Just off the comedy club clip alone, Jones: >fondled his male "cutie"'s crotch so aggressively that the comedian noticed it across the room.>said his cutie knows where he's going home tonight ;)">admitted he would let said cutie finger his butthole>then asked comedian how tight his butthole was>admitted to being obsessed with "LA Guys", the most flamboyant men in Americaall in a slurring lisping faggoty voiceDC won
>>140388013https://youtu.be/ssJbgAWWb6k?si=g3ZWcODuVc0QbqfP&t=457
I would have simply heemed Jon
>>140381777Would make her a single mum
>>140387456OHHHHH HE STOPPED HIS HANDS FROM WRAPPING HIS LEGS STOP THE FIGHT
>>140388168Proud of him for getting out of the house. Every long journey starts with a a single step
Ngannou fumbled the bag.
Jon 2, 4, 5
all the reyes fight proved is how different of a level jon's defense is on
>>140388168t-rex arms
Reyes won under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
Unfortunately he fights under the inferior judging and scoring criteria of Ultimate Fighting Championship.
>>140388258defence doesn’t win fights
Reyes totally won he scored points for two rounds, like that means something dude!!
>>140388239>Jon 2Running away after getting punched in the face a bunch doesn't score
>>140388321neither does defending takedowns
Jones isn’t going to shag you ma-wait…
>It was an honor to call your fight, Sean. Do you credit turning your life over to Jesus as the main factor of your recent success? It seems like you started going to church, you dumped Goblina and got full custody of your kid, you got the tattoos removed, you stopped smoking weed... And now you're tied with Jon Jones' title defense record. What does it feel like to be on the kind of run you're on?
>>140388362
All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom in your boom boom
>tfw you have a really good idea for a post but don't have the capability to fully capitalise on its potentialmaybe i'm not cut out for the (You) business...
you now remember when jones talked about reyes tickling his pickle.
>>140388362Shag? Like Shaggy and Scooby Doo? Yeah, I can see that but who are the Shaggy and Scooby Doo in the UFC? My picks? It's gotta be Aljamain Sterling and Merab Dvalishvili.
told you guys its sketch to threaten a judge
>>140388401You're simply not on my level, bong bong
>>140388429Charles titleshot on the way
Israel was ready to die.Pereira was prepared to kill.
fuck your dead people heem
>>140388429says right there in the tweet it’s because of punching the fan you mong
>>140388408Gotta be izzy's favourite show
>>140388456yeah I didnt even read it lol
>>140388429That's about punching a fan you fucking retard. Can you read?
>>140388432I think he inveigled you there buddeh
There is no scoring criteria where Jones can win rounds 1, 2, or 3
>>140388458Why? Because he likes to fuck dogs? That he wants to fuck Scooby Doo? Is that what you're saying? You're sick, man. Sick in the head.
Consider this. Overturn Reyes' losses to wins. He's undefeated. Can anyone explain how I'm wrong?
>>140388491Only the ones that actually matter. Keep crying
>>140388456>>140388476Leave him alone he's Canadian.>>140388429They could suspend him but it'll be for a time period he wouldn't be fighting anyway. Idk if he even landed clean.
>>140388501I tried to but I'm unable. Wtf, this can't be right
yeah reyes could beat jon that's why he lost to ryan fucking spann. fuck outta here
I see heemed people
>>140388347lmao reyes only barely landed that flurry of punches, after that jon controlled the whole second round
I'm White and my favorite fighter is Jon Jones. I desperately want him to have sex with my wife.
>>140388553jon is le white!
>>140388553That's the polar opposite of the truth the first part not the rest
>>140388574Do you realise how fucking gay you sound arguing that CONTROL TIME should win fights over damage?
>>140388553Durka durka ding dong go to bed saar!
>>140388602In a round where no damage was dealt what the fuck are you supposed to score?
>>140388574Controlled the round by running around the octagon like a chicken without a head and getting outlanded significantly
Jon Jones has sex with his wife (hehe he doesn't have a wife but a fiance he refuses to marry which implies that he's gay)
>>140388602What damage did Reyes do? He came out of that fight broken while Jon is still the GOAT
big duck by the french benoit
>>140388602>>140388615There was no control time scroed in round 2. Jones did not secure a single takedown or a clinch. Reyes landed 11 more significant strikes than him. Reyes did more damage. Reyes was the aggressor. There is no world where round 2 can be scored for Jones
>It's no disrespect, Jon, I'm simply straighter.SOON
>>140388649Jewish woman.
>>140388649Literally looks like a Walmart girl
>>140388646Whitest yuropoors
>>140388646BSD has a bit of a shirtlifter aura about him too
>>140388659>Reyes landed 11 more significant strikesvolume ≠ damage go back to /box/
>>140388680See>>140388659>Reyes did more damage
Jone Jone
i'm better than sean combs
>>140388704Reyes landed 10 more strikes but Jones won, I'll give you that one I guess.
>>140388649she knows
sean jones
>>140388722No way
Sean Seanes
>>140388646wtf is that mousasi
>>140388602by controlling the round I mean he was pushing the pace, picking his shots better and landing the better strikes, rewatch the second objectively
https://youtu.be/wF5uIcRBm_0?t=10whos this jon holmes guy? hes the final key to the puzzle
>>140388798Looks like the take the va*x and die guy
>>140388803had a peach of a hawlg on em
>>140388013yea his sleeping patter is going to bed at 11AM, literal meth addict hours
>>140364214>>140364214>>140364214y nuevo
>>140388803is chael really that close in height to joe or does joe have stilts on?
>>140388803holy shit the plot thickens bros
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>>140388861this is the one
>>140387856I’ve never watched any of this faggots videos and never will. What a loser
>>140386213>leaf defending a gay cheating groid hmm
>>140388429Charles bros we are so fucking back.
>>140388424Why is Ikram the smallest?
>>140388574even after that flury, Reyes landed the most impactful shots more often that round. All Jones had were a few leg kick and one body kick at the end.
