Cowardice editionHeemvious: >>140381436
this is the thread
>>140388866
>>140388850Reyes won.
>jon "bones" joneshow could we have missed it? and whos this jones guy?
this thread was first
BEST BOXER IN POOFC BABY!!!!>gets out struck thrice by a slow hittable manlet with no chin
>>140388649jon has p4p the ugliest wife in mma
Eighth for Finland
>>140388850https://youtu.be/F3nnqcuMefQ?si=XBRkLp8yV88LQklH166k views in under 24 hours and climbing, i'm afraid it's over for jonescels.
>>140388904brock lesnar with tom reddit
Jon "Jones" Jones
>>140388925well now we know...
>>140388937What is your boy's end game unlike Pissy Jon will exact revenge
>>140388927Russian women are so hot that even the 6’s are hot
Do you think I'm just going to sit there and let you fuck me Jon?
Do you think I'm just going to sit there and let me fuck you Jon?
>>140388971Our best peaches are mixed (strongly) with either swedish or russian, sometimes es*onian
good job on splitting the threads
>>140389044>5 posts vs 20 postsshut up retard
I don't how but I still see this happening
>>140389062Smiff is doing it on purpose fersure it's too much all the time
>>140389062maybe 2nd defense after his mom
Movie
>>140388937I cba watching this but does he go back and find years old posts and dissect? i mean i guess the guy put the effort in. I don't know how you even begin with something like this. It's like when some random poster keeps pushing his fanfiction for 3 months except guru just kept building on it.
>>140388904reminds me of
>>140389121https://youtu.be/VuqmbfEKqqQ?si=8c031BOPbHjZDjA6this is all you need to watch really
>>140388904>has to cheat against a fat samoankek what a bitch white boy
>>140389121A lot of his thesis is that Jon has a gay voice and speaks with a camp affectation plus footage from him and DC bickering and the standup heckling plus the arrest etc, there are also some posts like the homophobic hacking
>>140389162>white boyYeah he's a jacked white boy. Deal with it.
>>140388927Built for BBC (Big Brazza Cock)
>>140388937>20 seconds in>already promoting homosexual agendaunbelievable
If you haven't jerked your bro off to see how much suga he packs in the tank, are you even really friends?
>>140389164yeah it's just his voice and not that he's on a date with a man, feeling his crotch under the table, talking about how he's "so obsessed with LA guys" and wanting to finger mens buttholesfaggot
>>140389237do you think him and jones fucked?
https://youtu.be/uvSxeXgSFOA?si=NaGsWgq8r4nec9m5HEEMINDERsteroids (and cte) turn men gay
being a complete piece of shit is fine until its revealed that you are secretly gay?
>>140388850What is up with all these black guys being exposed as gay lately
>>140389255That's under 'standup heckling' mouth breathing midwit
>>140389302you know fine well you're being purposefully misleading, the "standup heckling" is the main focus and most damning evidence of the whole video
>>140389294dis is why you go to sauna bradda
>>140389327I already said I'm not defending it anymore it's too much to bear
OOOOOOOHHHHHH PORTAJON GOING FOR THE SUCK
>>140389280>reddithe was gay from the start
>>140389373Jon zeemed this mans entire career
>>140389164>>140389153but isn't the heckling something that came out ages ago? i remember hearing jones was heckling but never bothered watching it eitheri guess maybe guru saw the vid and started building up his case? why did no one else catch on since?I also remember the DC stuff, it used to be a meme here too
https://youtu.be/_RwJw_abj8E?si=XlDvodH1_TK9lTsq&t=7>this guy tickles my picklethis is getting ridiculous now
Philbros nobody was willing to stand with us
>>140389404Its spelled jan
>>140389404and guru heemed jones careercrazy how it works meng...
>>140389409I bet reyez got 20/20 for that fight
>>140389407it was a couple of months ago, some clip channels covered it but they clipped it selectively and just focused on how drunk jones sounded rather than what he was actually sayingpooru says in the video he's been calling jones a fruit for years
>>140389418i will always maintain that Roufussport trained CM Punk shit on purpose honestly. I feel like they took his money then no one really gave attention to him that he needed to git gud. Probably just left him doing drills and basic shit that wasn't going to do anything for him
>>140389418jeeze how did they sanction this
>>140389404Rigged
>>140389407I think it came out just after he got injured if memory serves me
>>140389373joncels really think ngannou ducked this man
>>140389420
Ngannou left the UFC to duck Jones.
>>140389440ah right, thanks bjust thought i'd hear more about heckler jones at the time if he was being so gay since i think even chael made a video on it which basically means its mainstream in terms of online mma shit. >>140389451just would've thought more people would've pointed it out then. i never bothered watching it but he sounded off his tits to the point i thought maybe it wasn't even him
Jones is a 6'4 black man that can't duck
>>140389474isn't that guy a peodphile or something?
>>140389502>that can't duckyes he can
>>140389505No thats max holloway
>>140389441long ahh finger
>>140389540lmao
>>140389584>send him to lithuaniaThat seems a bit unnecessary
Heem will believe anything the flavor of the month influencer tells them.
Fucking hell, did you guys see PROLIFIC? what is she trying to do now?
Jon jones>homo>beaten by reyes>drug cheat>3 daughters, no sons>ducking Tom Aspinall who will beat him>wants to fight stipe and leave MMA like a fairy princess>HOMO>GAY>POOFTER>COCKSUCKAYh let this nigga go
>>140389714>PROLIFICwhats that
>>140389404>knocked out by a forearm to the back of the headwhat the fuck, reyes is such a headlet
By this I gather she wants us to make sure we can see the entire shape of her lower Body for some reason, what is the purpose of this?>>140389738 What is your question? It wasn't asked very well
>>140389792is prolific her nickname or something?
>>140389671did guru tell jones to feel that mans crotch and call him his cutie?
The way Jon always reflexively puts his hand up to block is so god damn exploitable
>finland>finlan>finjan>jan>pedophile
>>140389714https://www.youtube.com/live/ryOgJYiktSE?si=P-Y5213mA4Gk0pa9&t=1249this bitch is absolutely heinous, please stop posting her
>Philippians 4:13>is a homowhat did he mean by this?
>>140389835>blocking is bad
>>140388850wtf is this homophobic violence?
>>140389842intellectual post.
>>140389869I thought apex slop was over with
picture if you will, my balls smacking against macy barbers anus and i plunge deep inside her
>>140389877Blocking the same way every time is how you get hit by the same punches every time
>>140389947it'll never be over mate, ufc apex 100 soon
conor isnt a draw since he got thumped up by dustin the diamond
>>140389994prove it
>>140388850After watching this fight six times without commentary, it can be scored either way. Reyescels can only blame the 10-9 scoring system for why their boy lost
Stipe punching DC in his fat belly was the greatest mid fight adjustment of all time and yet you doubt him
>>140390006Under the 10-9 scoring system of the universal rules of MMA, Reyes won rounds 1, 2, and 3
>>140390005hes an apex fighter like sean strckland
>>140388902Volk isnt slow.
>>140389823It's just what she goes by, it's her name
I'm a real steppa y'all some foo foo lames
>>140389869What's wrong with her?
heeminder theres cotton candy in your brain and once it goes it dont come back
>>140390068shut up you freak
>>140390076Like the people in your hallway
>>140389835Then why has no one been able to exploit it.
>>140390085You're the freak, you don't like women
>>140390035rewatch the fight and get back to me
>>140390109https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/LVZACIgT7BZAiWrGlUww3A/freak
>>140389207>built for chang cock>no woman ever
>>140390076Everything in life is ephemeral by nature.
>>140390105Multiple fighters have: Reyes, Gustafson, Santos.His exploitable defense is what makes strikers such a huge problem for him, he won those matchups on benefit of the doubt
>>140389982I'm all for based reyes but don't slow down his punches b. It exposes them for being way weaker than strickland pillow fists.
Dominick Cruz vs Jon Jones for The Ultimateweight Championship (openweight).
>>140390130How would you even know that's me though?
>>140390172it's you mate
All UFC events should be in the apex.
>>140390181Delete that shit, that's been forgotten about. There are new users here who don't even know about it so you're just stirring it up again
>>140390203freak
Has the fat fuck guru ever been right on all his picks
>>140390187no i NEED fat drunk retards screaming to know when a fight is good
A movie starring Val Woodburn as an adult Ace Chandler who travels back in time and gets hit on by Brie. Hap to the Future
>>140390203
>>140390172because it is >>140390203lmao
>there are newfriends right now that don't know who circlesforever isWhere did the flowers go? Long time passing...
did crystal and jerome hear any party music coming from the house on that sweltering april afternoon?
no i NEED to hear the stroikes and the coaches!
>>140390148Exploiting would be Strickland vs Izzy>Santosfound success but was then brutally battered into a wheelchair and was never the same since>GustofsonCouldn't keep it up, at his best moments he was going tit for tat, not domination. Couldn't keep it up and lost fairly. Decimated in the rematch>ReyesGotta be honest. Third could go either way. WAY more punches were landing on the guard and whiffing. Jones' shots did more damage always. Gave up the 3rd and 4th while Jon picked up the pace easily, meaning he had even more in the tank.Aspinall will be the first to truly expose him in every way possible.
>>140390245more like faggotforever
>>140390245talmbout the box linker?
jokes aside I dont see jones taking this very well
>>140390245Yep I'm seen as a normal guy more, even abdmired on occasions, that makes you guys mad
>>140390328definitely not as well as he takes dick
I’m pumped for tomorrow’s card. What about /heem/?
>>140390133Jaqueline "Jacque" Amorim Player (28) (8-1 ALL FINISHES) has a Jacked Taiwanese Boyfriend
>>140390344same, really looking forward to perry vs alves + big ben too
>>140390259When Saif Saud is around I definitely enjoy hearing him. Can't believe he's some kind of Arab, he must be the best one in the world, in history, literally
>Yep I'm seen as a normal guy more, even abdmired on occasions, that makes you guys mad
>>140390351Who?
>>140390360MIKE PERRY!?
>>140390218I do too, except fat drunk retards only scream at big name ppv. The live energy at the last live fight night was terrible. I would rather hear the fists landing and hear the corner coaching during the fights for fight nights, personally. Also Apex seems to be moving along fights quicker this year. If there's a 1st round heem, there's not exra ads. There were way more ads and down time at the last live fight night (Blanchfield v Fiorot)
>>140390364Now*
>>1403901870 UFC events should be in the Apex. Covid is over and I don't want to watch two prelimers wallsniff in a 5 feet wide cage in complete silence with Jon Anik occasionally going "Ooo!" when someone lands a particularly mediocre leg kick
>>140390245Kys incel
>>140390369Jaqueline de Moraes Amorim Ramos Player (28) has finished all 8 of her professional MMA wins. She is on a 2 fight win streak.
heeminder whale milk is the consistency of toothpaste due to its high fat content and so it doesnt just disperse into the water
>>140390423explains how bitchtits clean all the lactations off his keyboard
I like the apex. It makes me feel comfortable and secure for some reason
>>140390401Got the webm of Oscar rubbing his eyes weirdly when he's flushed about being humiliated by Ryan, that is a fucking classic
>>140390351lol Alexander Park? One of her team mates? Probably roped him in to pay her gym fees and submit to her in the bedroom. Probably forces Chang to watch and play clean up crew and if he's good, gets to throw the 2 incher down for sloppy seconds (sad!)
>>140390245THE circlesforever? Some low effort forcedmeme the bong tried to get over?
>>140390457how new are you?
sheesh.
>>140390457The fuck are you even talking about!? I did it for myself, nothing forced about it, I don't even know what a meme is kid
>>140390392Hearing coaches is only thing I like about gaypex. Hearing them scream the gameplan and the retard not listening to directions right before getting heemed is kino
fighters need to be booed when they are crotchsniffing and pitter pattering otherwise they put on fucking snoozers. sports are for entertainment first and foremost
>>140390479
>>140390525this is the gamrot spammer btw
>>140390509One of the worst forcedmemes attempted here brah, you couldn't even stay committed to it either what a kwab
Jon Jones fears god because he knows homosexuality is a sin and he’s going to hell
https://twitter.com/NatCon2022/status/1783869210063454610
>>140390533Someone post the Gamrotcord link I was banned
>guy that shat up the threads a bunch and then accidentally doxxed himself as a fag>forced meme
>>140390516Very well said. They say the crowd doesn't matter it's only about winning and taking care of their retarded wife and kids, say they don't feel any pressure to be entertaining. That talk is commended. This is the new mentality.How could anyone forget it ALL about the fans, if people don't pay to be entertained you'd don't even get to do this. Get this word out there
>>140390585We don't sign our posts here
>>140390056This nigga goofy
>>140390585the fat green pedo made this image, circles was just a regular poster
>>140390576There is no gamrotcord schizo leaf. You were spamming GAYrot memes in the ganecord so i banned that ass.
>>140390555I could be posting it up until now no problem, I'm a man of my word thats all, but you wouldn't know anything about being a man.And how new are you? You're probably 10 years old because you don't know it wasn't some dumb "forcedmeme" it was a request/punishment for not helping me. You fucking wank stain
only real niggas remember snitchbong whom reported a stream to save face
>>140390623nah hes a fag and a spammerbi cal is as well but still
he ge
>>140390587this one reddit spaces while the other bong doesn't. they must be 2 different people
>>140390628the ganecord was shut down on account of the guro CP
>>140390652no bongs ever posted about circles kek other flags just called us his name as an insult
>>140390585>2 years ago
>>140390668>>140390652KEK thanks, I couldn't be bothered to insult this waste of space, I'm going to bed now. It was never a meme, it was something personal, you're all a sorry gaggle of losers
Gamrot spammer outed as retarded newfag. when will the pain end?
Remember that time Evloev got out struck by Peeigo Lopiss on 3 days notice and was saved from an inescapable fight ending submission by the buzzer
Illia forgot the turd in his fight with herbert thats why he looked so bad. Luckily for Illia Goddard snuck one in for him and the rest is history
>>140390676I'm not aware of anyone calling me this, wasn't the name just made up just now in this thread?
>>140390668I'm the only White person in here
>>140390701change your tampon bich ass
>>140390585General got some wierdos
>>140390726Give me your address now
this thread took a turn
>>140390729that pic needs to be updated
>>140390716Getting touched up like this by Jai Herbert and people think Max won't mess him up
>>140390737i thought you were going to bed?
rogan nd max just shat on dc for always being biased towards wrestlers
>>140390776They were just making fun of him
>>140390762I am, you guys are making me stay up, I'm waiting for the shit talk to die down
>>140390776max also called him a bag of potatoes
I'm also really really curious about this circles stuff, I hope I get an answer because I can't stay up all night
BKFC tomorrowRIZIN sunday
>>140390814That was Robert 0.5Robert 3.0 heems
>>140390822name one heem
>>140390821DONT YOU MESS WITH DON TELL NO TALES
>>140388850Hey /heem/chads. Is there a car race crash version of /heem/ like /veem/
>>140390835Destruction Derby 64
>>140390835rekt on /gif/
>>140390715Lopes murders Evloev in the rematch.
>>140390832Brown eyes? Lol
>>140390903>Speaking his native languageEnglish only please. Let's discuss the mixing of the martial arts.
>>140388850paddy pimblett is top 5
I keep goofs in check
>>140390928
>>140388904LARPmaxxing
Ruziboev refused to make weight
Well, /heem/?
>>140390993
>>140391021Post them
>>140391019He has had even more ludicrous posts, like how Islam beats every champion 205 and down, and how Cumshot can be a 4 div champion.
>Izzy has the best chin in UFC history
>>140391058Yawn... I'll just wait till you post it then, I know you're staying in here as you have literally nothing better to do.
sean heeming izzy is still one of the craziest moments in ufc history
>>140390993delusional black copes, not a single one of his boys on that list are white. there is no need to bother refuting any of it, he's just a retarded bo nickal
>>140391079Learn what a heem is you fucking tourist
>>140390815>I can prove I'm Whitego on then
>>140390993These zooggyels are something else man.
>>140391092Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy what up
>>140391096Define it. What does Webster say?
>>140391096A lower classification. A heem variation but still a heem nonetheless.
>>140391107AAAAAAAHHHHHH a floating set of eyeballs in a black void!
>>140391106I hope my boy DDP subs izzy, that way 2 of the most annoying fan bases can seethe togheter.
izzy heems ddp and then gets a rematch with the champ sean
>>140390993>Aljo beats Charles at 155
>>140391155Rodent cannot fathom people having blue eyes...
>>140390854>>140390853Ty bros
>>140391107Did you just type in "crooked bug eyes" in search and post it for no reason?
a heem is a heem
>>140391198Those are my eyes
lol
Interesting tidbits from the Rogan podcast>Topuria turned down a rematch on 305 (source: Rogan)>Max saw his sperg out tweet and decided not to read it because he had to scroll through it, thought it looked like an angry girlfriend text
Subhuman thread.
>>140391184Pound for pound MMA has the dumbest fans.
>>140388850mfw i go out to wipe the floor with jon jones to an unanimous deicion
>>140390754jai is twice as fast as max and three times as powerful
>>140391234Prove it
mfw i have no face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKzWDHMKeOw
>>140391311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnKilibouOMthis aint you?
OHHHHHH ITS TIGHT
>>140389404Reyes flushed Jon so bad he quit for 3 years to recover.
>>140390105arms are too long
there are plenty of reasons to dislike pooru but exposing Jon jones faggotry is not one of them
>>140391504hes an asshole
>makes heem seethe>makes reddit seetheexposing cazzies everywhere he goes
Ayooo
For me it's Songfangkhong FAGroup.
I never seen a video of guru but if heem told me he made a video saying the sky is blue I would look out my window to check.
>>140391555i see he took the jewish allegations well
people really disregarding jones getting exposed purely because it was pooru who made the video
guru is freaking based
people really need to be told what to think and love it. when that comedy club video dropped no1 gave a shit
>>140391641no one paid any attention to what Jon was saying, it was just “wow look how drunk that fat alcoholic is”
rigo put jewru in the bin https://youtu.be/L8nv63P3-m0
>>140391641The comedy club thing was an underground heem meme for years, same as Israel fucking dogs. Guru is just exposing things knowers already knew
>>140391700the comedy club happened a couple months ago
>supporting a bong nonce
It’s not difficult to come to the conclusion that Jon is gay from watching the comedy club video alone, pooru just compiled all of jons sus moments into one video
Dricgod got pink eye from his coach moments before the fight and still won
ONEMORESLEEP
uhhhh sorry if you're new here but we do not tolerate guru slander in these threads
guru is a fat mongjon jones is gaytwo things can be true
Poatan would beat that fraud jones
>>140390993>usman beats costa>umar beats suga>ngannou destroys jonesthese arent hot takes
>flyweight main event
>>140391272
Nonce is such a funny word. I wish it was commonly used in the US. Pedophile is so clinical to the point it almost loses its edge. Nonce is lucid yet also bitingly contemptuous.
Guru takes it up the ass
>>140391847my guess is theyre still going to announce the actual main event, probably pereira who said he can do it and wants to
>>140391989retard
not telegraphing your strikes is dishonorable.
I'm sorry on behalf of all other burgers
Hill a real batty boy for blaming my nigga Herb Dean
>>140392010>*Feints the widest most telegraphed left hook possible to set up a non telegraphed right hand*
Guru is mega gay for jon jones, no other explanation for making 40 minute video obsessing over another man
>>140392106Guru is just DJ Akademiks for white people that watch MMA
There's levels.
Dan Ige wins the rematch against Emmett, Bryce and Kattar. Only Evloev may give him trouble.
Let’s say it out loud:If you do not get sexual gratification from dominating other men, then you’re at a massive disadvantage in MMA.
id like my walkout to be chill and my fight name to be something fruity like sweat tea, cookies n' cream or cream pie
Levels are a part of the game.
actually looking forward to leon vs belel. I think its leons toughest fight yet.
>his kitty
Jon Jones sense of humor is actually very subtle and you have to have a high IQ to recognize it.
>>140392236ohhhhh homeless crack head is down
wait wtf jones is gay? what happened?
Jon's "friend" in the comedy club vid
>>140392280I bet you're theatrical
>>140392358aged like melk b
>Daner receiving creampies was just a strategy to get his fighters BUCKED UP and ready to perform at their best in the cageTruly the greatest promoter we’ve ever seen
boy on boy violence
>>140392311Fakest persona ever, faker and gayer then even colby.
GODru is live and discussing even more zesty jones moments
>>140392311I'm going out on a limb here and say that neither addiction, violins towards women nor reckless behavior are gay traits. Wanting to make DC your wife and asking other men about their assholes is.
how is having repressed homosexual desires worse than cheating on your wife a la gooby?
>>140392487>falsely accusingdumbass didn't even watch it
>>140392585Gooby has both b
>>140392585>repressedhe was literally on a date with a man and went out cruising for men
guru is close personal friends with dricus duplessis there is no chance jon will mess with him
>>140392614You watched 42 minutes of guru talking about jon being gay b?
>>140388850How Jon won this is fucking retarded proves Daner didn't want Bones to lose here
LFA is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbVBDgfMZX0
>>140392654Being friends with DDP instantly makes you extremely zesty.
>>140392504>violins towards womengay people see themselves as the same as women so they think it's alright to hit them and be violent towards them, seen it with my own eyes
>>140392585This is the person he chose to cheat with
>>140392681I will fur shur click on it and watch b, 100% thanks for letting me know.
>>140392718Don't forget the bloke on the yacht too, bro goals AF.
>>140390993Izzy got dropped by Strickland, no way he got a chin like Vettori.Ankalaev has negative fight IQ, Jon would find a way to beat him.Topuria has a good ground game and is way too good a boxer, would at least hurt Aljo enough time to win 3 out of 5 rounds.I want to say Khamzat is way too big especially at 185.Sure, Usman may beat Costa.Charles murders Aljo.Possible, I could see Ngannou winning by TKO.Too early to know about Umar, lethim fight somebody good first.I must admit I'm not that impressed with Shavkat, but I could see him pulling a finish out of his ass in the fifth were Leon slows down a lot.No shit Belal dogwalks Colby.Nah, MVP sucks.
Every early to mid 2000s UFC fighter is gay.
>>140392780homosexuality is a sin
>>140391641I tried watching it when it came out, but it was so cringe I couldn't. Never knew what Jon was saying.
>>140392783Brutal mogging
>>140392723i already know youre a real one mexico. no need to declare it. enjoy the fights bro
Eatin some 'za brehs
>>140392838Zesty energy... Another closet homo
>>140392780The devils minions are detestable but also ridiculous to the utmost
if jon jones is gay what does that make colby?
>>140392921his boyfriend
>>140392921Abusive gay relationship, poor colby
ufc301 bros...
>>140393013kino
Jon Jones touches mens crotches under the table.Calls them "my cutie"Wants to finger their buttholes.Indefensible.
now that the dust has settled.. is sucking cock the best base for mma?
>its suddenly a revelation that mma is gay as fuck
>>140393319there's nothing gay about the actual act of fighting
>>140392963Usman's smile is infectious :D
>>140393319None of my boys are gay.
>>140392963
they really got both fighters wearing the gloves in a championship bout
>>140393319I made this point yesterday mate
brazza I kennot fight I fall in crevasse while skiing and disappear forever you kno dis
it actually was the other way around>WHAT?j-jon was blowing the security guard
Don't leave me hangin breh
>>140393471I made you a faggot yesterday mate
doesn't Jon spend most of his free time crawling around a cave called the "Nutty Butty"
>>140393471>No one asked yo-*heems you*
>>140393506this is the wierdest thing the ufc has ever done
>>140393469XD
>>140393441How I'm I suppose to know who's who?
Brazza I cannot fight brazza I must work double shift. Sergeant riding my ass brazza, you know dis.
he's completely right
>>140393578brazza you lettle bet officer nerd
>>140393596beating your wife used to be the norm tho, wives were seen as property
>>140393596im pretty sure gurus endgame is getting beaten to death by a fighter
>>140393596
>>140393596like he's not doing it for views what a tool
liddle bit diarrhea brazza
>>140393644He literally killed a guy kek
>>140393596Not completely. He forgot the part where the group of men find Jon AND his wife and beat them with clubs. Miscegenation IS a crime. Simple as.
>nonstop talking about betting lines even on regional mma now
>>140393689Jake Shields isn't Indian retard
imagine paying $20 to ask a random streamer this
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey brazzacan you quit mma and take care of mazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>140390482who is the whore in the 'kini
>>140393773Stop pretending to be White, ngubu. We capitilize our W, blackie.
>>140393789idk but shes fighting on tomorrow's card
>>140393718pussy little broke bitch
>>140393294youd know
I feel like Jones is the person you would least make a video accusing of being gay. I really wouldn't be shocked to hear Jones put a hit out on Guru or something. His name is out there and can be easily found.
>>140393718The world is about to end, might as well blow your wad while you can
>>140393902they dont have guns in britain
>>140393875You write like an illiterate, nog. Stop responding already and go get a fucking job. lol lmao Fucking tard.
>>140393762>oh yeah true, thank you for the $20
>Brother...
>>140393762I am not the same species as these mongrels
>jab merchanteverytime
>>140393875>latinxhahahahaha FAGGOT
>>140393835look I'm no d'tective but couldnt you just use math to figure out which one of the sluts she is out of the probably 2 white women fightingI mean do I have to play who wants to be a millionaire and phone schaub
>>140393926They could just get an assassination license
Joe says only losers comment on YouTube videos because winners don't have time for that. What does that makes us
>>140393762Non-nog rampage fans are all cuck faggots. No exemptions. Glad Wanderlei put him in his place.
>>140394010yeah I suppose you could
>>140394038Honestly probably retarded or lonely or both like me.
>>140394108Topuria
>>140394108shes me you sonof a benchod beech
>>140394038we're doing meta analysis on the entire sport and its associated culture, cazzies like joe don't understand the true value of reading schizo comments on youtube videos that are so irrelevant you have to scroll for 2 minutes straight just to see them. levels. also joe is gay
So does the fact that Paulo Costa (balding man) was voted most attractive ufc fighter by women dispel the myth that women don't want to fuck bald men?
>>140394050>Get back to mowing my lawnImagine being so fat and pathetic that you can't do basic shit around the house.
tacospammer wishes he was monkechad
>>140394038I don't comment on Youtube videos.
>>140393596Doesn't Jake Shield also consistently mocks and attacks people character online?
>>140394372yeah but in a just way
>>140394370That's what I'm saying. I never even consider it, unless I have a funny troll
>>140393596He's isn't wrong. Guru literally is probably on heem every day, he's probably reading this right now, you're probably him. His a heemer, and I hope he doesn't forget where he came from
>>140394038commenting on youtube videos has to be the biggest waste of time, you're effectively yelling into an abyss of anonymous trolls who dont have anything better to do than talk in circles all day
I'm listening to the Dibble-Hancock debate on roganGood god that dibble nigga is BODYING hanfraud I'm surprised Joe hasn't stepped in and declared it a TKO yet
>>140390993NoWhy notNoYesNoYesNoNoProbablyYesYesNo
>>140394566you just made all of those people up
>>140394442I only comment to perv on sexy booktubers
>>140390993nonononoyesyesnononoyesyesno
>>140394611>the /lit/ booktuber who did nude modeling
ngannou wouldn't do shit to jones you fucking poofs
>>140394787he’d shag him they’re both zesty ahh niggas
I have successfully programmed the bong to speak like an American zoomer.
I will not listen to guru for 2 hours.Is Jones really a fag?
>>140394657All of the shara desert and all the ocean hasn't been explored so you can't say that Hancock isn't right.
>>140394990the whole idea is to let him activate your neurons by coming to conclusions that you couldn't on your own idiot
>>140394990yes
>>140388937Krazyhorse called it soon as he saw the vid of Jon sitting in a car at night in tights
>>140394990you only really need to watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqmbfEKqqQcalls his male friend a cutie fondles him and talks about how good la guys are
>>140393596He Heckin beat his wife?!!!!!!?
>>140394990One Hunnerdb
>>140393642Kekypow!
>>140389121it's a very calculated provocation. I appreciate guru crossing lines to justify his existence.
>>140395088This is pretty damning.I can't unhear that feminine tone Jones voice has always had now.
If chael had exposed jones you fags would be lapping it up but since it’s pooru you refuse to listen, I don’t like him either but I can still see how much of a faggot jones is
How many Kevin Nashes could Jones rape in a evening? Methinks 4 at minimum. Im talking the dead of summer, humid as fuck too.
Chael just told me Jon has sugar in his tank
>jones is gayganechads keep winning
>>140395025Yeah there's definitely shit there, but his main claim for a giant ocean fairing advanced civilization from the ice age who taught everyone everything fails in the face of lack of evidence for it. There's no archeological or agricultural evidence, where there should be mountains and mountains pointing to it. Humans might not have been socially advanced enough to form civilizations until after the ice age, there's way more pointing to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfo03nWZcgapparently jon had a girl with him and was reaching past her to grope a bisexual dudeit just keeps getting better
if your impression of jones has been significantly altered after watching the guru video you are beyond help. mma fans are actual morons
is there a ufc card
>>140395461Nobody cares now do you think Jones fellates men or not?
>>140393596Guru kills jon in a street fight
>>140395503for sure i agree but i gotta disagree
>>140389294The funniest part of the video is Krazyhorse asking why Jon "doesn't have his nigga up under him" not referring to anything gay, just meaning a homie/drinking buddy
from what I can make of it I take it there's some sort of Jon Jones-MMAGuru sex tape?what the hell man
>>140395341Talmbout GAYne?
>>140395422your impression of a man doesn’t change when you find out he’s a fruit?
Jon is vehemently against sodomy
i don't like guru using the wife beating thing to deflect any criticism against his points on this one
>>140395632spray can is slang for penis
>>140394544Nah, I doubt he browser 4channelHe doesn't have the humor for it--like he always responded with 'I'm not in a wheelchair, bro' or 'thanks, but I'm not a jew". He doesn't have the capacity of sarcasm needed to understand any of us(you). He definitely browses reddit though.
>>140395290>I don’t like him either I like him. And you should support your countryman.
Look man guru is a fat retard but he is also always right about everything
If Colby catches wind of this its over for Jones. Colby can use this to rail on Joneses ass and stay in headlines. ill bet Cooby has an tale or two perhap of Jones doing homo erotic things in colledge like having Colby sit on his face haha
>>140395648are you tryna say you are one of those Muslim fellas
time to move /heem/ to /lgbt/
>>140395367>reaching over a woman to feel on a manjones is GAY gay
>>140395814Sitting on another mans face is gay af
>>140389185jacked bitch white boy who used steroids
So we're just going off some clip where a guy sounds like jon, hes never shown on camera being at the club?I'm not buying it, b.
Jon Jones? He's that gay guy right?
>>140395917The comedian confirmed it was Jones
the silence from Jon is deafening
long black finger in your butthole
>>140395917have you not heard drunk jones before
>>140395917he says in the video he’s originally from Rochester NY but lives in Albuquerque
>>140395916Roid all you want you're not gonna get as athletic or big as Brock
“You LA guys, I’m obsessed with” - Jon Jones
>>140396010brock is still a cheating bitch
>>140396122It's not cheating if everyone's doing it, it's an even playing field
>>140396054moments after reaching over a woman to inappropriately touch a male comedian (who happens to be bisexual)
>>140395972Shut up Rigo
>>140396157lmao cheaters cope. if everyone was cheating they would've been caught too.
why is every division besides heavyweight so malnourished and gay?
brock needed all the help he could get on account of those little baby hands he had
>>140396205>besides heavyweight
>>140396206I don't believe this image is real because Lesnar already had custom made gloves to fit his hands.
>>140396242>>140396242>>140396242
>>140396202Very naive
>>140396280and you're a mandrama fag coping his jacked up fag boy got popped for steroids
>>140396004Could be a lot of people, unironically.
>>140396359pshh yea right
>>140393694He'll get the views in the end, trust me
