Goooooood morning /147/ and welcome back to this year's World Snooker Championship.Already we've seen multiple seeded players go out and multiple /ar'/ lads go out so it's shaping up to be a fantastic meme tournament. Let's ride the swing of the pendulum as it gets even worse!>SCHEDULE: https://www.flashscore.com/snooker/>COVERAGE: BBC1, BBC2, and BBC4, and BBC Red Button, Eurosport also. However, coverage has been dogshit all tournament even for us island folk and you'll be much better off watching a stream>STREAM: Twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams (A kick stream will be provided for the second table)>E-SPORTS: Twitch.tv/nr147>HOMEPAGE: MarkSelby.One
>Ronnie actually satisfied with his gameIt's over. The evil hairy man will win again.https://youtu.be/0HdfVWGfSrU?si=c6rNNsdwi9FBdx_W
>>140378412pls stop
>wayne mard ell opA-Are we /180/ now, Kenlad? What are the implications of this?
>mfw i see /147/ in title
some good matches today lads and lasses
>>140378568>and lasses??
>>140378532Barry gave me the call........I'm a matchroom guy now and /180/ and /147/ will combine into /227/ from now on.......I'm sorry.>>140378551lel>>140378568I'm personally a big fan of Seethe vs Squeeze (into his trousers). Reminder that Maguire once said "I wouldn't want to be a fat world champion" to Murphy years ago lol
>>140378613>/227/Not this shit again, Hoss, you really need to work on those maths skills
alri
>>140379070Lol, I meant /239/ sorry
>>140378377>snucker>dart's image???
>>140378532>>140379106Oh my god lol I just realised it's not actually Stephen Maguire form snooker 19.
>new thread>no schedule in OPThe mostest prestigious Taom Helsinki International Snooker Cup can't come soon enough.
>>140379387It has a paragraph of original writing, and a list of ways to watch the tournament. It also has a link to the schedule, which is nice, although obviously it’s better to manually copy it.I am more aggrieved that there is no link to the previous thread. How will we track back to get pictures for our collage?
Here we go: >>140309582
>>140378377>log on to /sp/ just in time for the morning session>new thread in the morning by KenThat's the good stuff>>140379097Here we are then>>140379122Top lel>>140379387Consider the following: Linking to snooker.org or flashscore for the schedule is better than posting the schedule in the OP>>140379450>How will we track back to get pictures for our collage?Just the the archive
welcome desi
>>140379497could have done without seeing that
>>140379497What the fuck
The Milkman Prophecies
>>140379497>that wave into the camera for helpgrim
GWAN GILBERTO
SI is looking pretty good, sisters.
https://twitter.com/AindriuJ/status/1783552184270930310
>Desi and Tati morning session
>>140379651
>>140379651>Go out for a nice day at the prestigious Snooker World Championship>with a child >end up getting arrested This is all seems very familiar...
>my boy Si Vs a welshmanI'm torn here
Is there a fucking bug on the camera?
>>140379729i keep seeing it toomust be aliens
>>140379729Cool it with the anti oriental remarks
>>140379685>South Yorkshire PoliceThat young lad is fucked, it's over for him.
>>140379729That’s not very nice. He reached the semifinals last year.
absolutely love joe johnsons mouth sounds
>>1403796852023-collage died so 2024 can crank it up to 11
>>140379729first the smell now the bugs
>>140379829>ynr the mosquito swarms at Alexandra Palace
>>140378377alri>>140379497>>140379685oh boy...
modern players commentating is weird, not least because it undermines the likes of Davis and Hendry. especially Hendry, because Davis doesn't pick up a cue anymore. i imagine part of the coping with being shit at snooker now is "i've progressed into my commentator era", and now the likes of Allen and Murphy just do both, rendering him just another "commentator/player", just not as good at the playing part anymore as those two
>>140379971Hendry's opinion means much more though because he literally was 5x the players either are or ever will be. I'm pretty sure you could quadruple Morph and Allen's triple crown wins, and it wouldn't reach Hendry's. I doubt it's hurting him at all.
>its another milkins vs pang episode
>>140379971It is rather odd, isn't it? One would think commentating while still playing would be taboo.
Just realised we're almost a week in with no sign of our girl, no Seema this year?
>spaghetti on both tables
Don't let him disrespect the table like that Desi. Tina wouldn't stand for it.
>>140379663>mfwWe are feasting (Desi is looking exceptionally pullable today)>>140379912EncryptionElites stay winning>>140380097I raised the same point yesterday and according to an Anon she has moved to ITV
THE CRUCE IS A SHITHOLEI WANNA GO HOME
>>140379497most normal snooker fan
Depressing. GWAN MILKMAN
>>140379450>I am more aggrieved that there is no link to the previous thread. How will we track back to get pictures for our collage?The fact that we never link to the previous thread is probably the worst thing about /147/. It's literally /brit/-tier
Without the Farmer you wouldn't have corn for your cornflakes, but without the Milkman you wouldn't have milk for your cornflakes. Makes you think.
>>140379705same
Another young chinese choker
jobbert milkies redemption arc when?
topkek
Sigull: finally settled
Milkman SEETHING
milkman fuming
>the SEETHEman>>140380240Do you like them crispy or do you like them soft?
Bob seethins
milk is curdling
I smell a Si-ntury.
>>140379497is that his wife or his son?
>frothing milkkek
>>140380097>>140380168
hi
>>140380097>>140380168I was wrong; she is still down as doing the coverage for the BBC.https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/2024/snooker-world-championship-sheffield-bbc-sport#Perhaps she is ill. There’s certainly a lot of AIDS about this tournament.
>>140380526Hello
>>140380526hi neyul>>140380520>>140380534looks like seema's back on the menu
>>140380526Hi, Neil! How is your pet?
Happy Birthday Proletina Velichkova!
>>140380520>hazel irvinecouldn't find somebody more diverse than that?
Why isn’t Robbo playing?
>>140380567but... but wasn't it yesterday?
>>140380526hello
>>140380642ask him yourself >>140380526
one more frame then I'll get back to workGWAN SI
>dat """plant"""really?
do you think mörk will be riggins?
>>140380526hey neyul, when are you streaming wow gdkp next?
>>140380496isnt this actually against the rules or something?
What a morning full of jobbers, is this the second round of the WC or the qualifiers?
>>140380526what's up? I guess for you it's the ground
>>140380520>>140380534Alright, that's reassuring then, I guess>>140380663To be fair, any day is a good day for celebrating it
Milkins is a really unpleasant individual. I bet he's an alcoholic and beats his wife.
>>140380520>>140380534>>140380798>Alright, that's reassuring then, I guessLast year she was mostly doing the BBC's highlights show that's on about 11pm every day. Haven't watched it this year, but she might doing that again rather than the live coverage.
>worrying times for Rob Milkins fans...
>>140380902lmao
Hard to believe Milko is the most recognisable one playing at the moment
Whens my favourite young Chinese sensation yan bintao playing?
>>140380951>imblying Jamie Jones isn't instantly recognisable
>>1403809552031
>>140380955September 2028 or so
Jak & Jester was my favorite PS2 game.
>>140380734probably could be seen as unsporting conduct, but I didn't see desi give him a warning, so idk>>140380798>To be fair, any day is a good day for celebrating itgood point
>>140380526been to any good Steve Davis gigs lately?
>>140380961:)
>>140380961Hey, wait a minute. You got me good and proper there, you did.
F A R M T U R Y>>140380955He's still young...he just needs more time>>140380902There's dozen of them. Dozens!
>check the scores>Si is losing to a fucking video game character
>>140380642Robbo Milkins is playing in round 2 against Dave Gilbert
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>140381618>>140379497
>>140381618now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
>>140381502lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyXOikCnL28
>>140381680*licks your ear lobe*you like that anon?
>waiting for Seethe
FUCK SAKE SI
Why chinks are such a mental midgets is mindboggling. Only thing basedjak jones have is bottle and it's enough to btfo these chokers.
>>140381860I don't know what I expected of him desu.Remember when he was 14-5 up against Brecel?
>>140381885>mental midgetsYou think chinks can take on taiwan in a fight?
It really says something about the excitement of the tournament so far, that we would all rather watch some literal noncing in the background than watch these various 20th-40th-ranked players contest the actual World Championship.
>>140381906Turns out it was gould's year after all
>>140381899No way. They definitely learned something from putin's blitzkrieg. Chinese army have zero to none experience and corruption there is on russian levels and above.
>>140382017>corruption there is on russian levels and above.I always wondered on this, would make sense to have (large) corruption in a authoritarian state but we don't know the levels but seems highly unlikely above Russia, because China has infrastructure on western levels and Russia doesn't, though Russia has the money to improve everything
>>140380496budget ronnie
>>140381906was just skimming through the archives from last years wc, and I have to say that the powder incident really spiced things upit's been such a borefest this yearthere's not much material to even meme aboutI think we need one of the /147/ lads who are going to the crooce to organise some kind of a happeninglike trigger the fire alarm or something
Anime.This is me in the light of recent events, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
Would not surprise me if Si is suspended pending investigations.
>>140382273>like trigger the fire alarm or somethingDo we know anybody who can make their way to the roof?
GWAN JUDD
Can we get a little less jobbin the coming hours please
>some bloke cosplaying as Dennis Taylor in the front rowlel
>>140382717could you post it?
guess the player
Has anyone ever seen The House That Jack Built? It was a weird movie from a few years back. In any event, I just realized why Rob Walker scares me. He gives off the same vibes as the serial killer in that movie.
>>140382735>squidford, you like juddy-puddies, don't you?
Just handed in my notice at work lads, going to be a super comfy 3 months with snooker and Euro 2024
>>140379497ynr that idiot who burned himself writing shit about snooker and their children-policy in his schizo-rantsis hearns trying to move the world championship just to get away from scotland yard? question.
Shaun Murphy is fat and i would not have sex with him
>>140382782based fellow NEET. Comfy days ahead for us big man children.
i feel bad for tom, he seems like a nice ladbut also C E N T U R Y
that double
Murphy and maguire both playing dogshit. Literal Riga Master level jobber tier snooker
>>140382886Shorn's obesity is the least of his issues. Either he has a giant head or a tiny face.
>>140380844A mate used to be on the tour and said he's a really nice chap, just dumb and looks like an ogre. Also apparently loves the booze and sniff.
8 REDS8 BLACKS
The red north of the balkline looks very, very difficult.
Wohld be sich a Tom Ford thing to lose this frame
>>140382908When's women's day this year, and will are みいなちゃん be there?
>>140382886Which of the players would you shag, lad?
>>140382524the roof looks heavy..I think you'd only have to get past a few henchmen (as long as it's not pellew)
The fuck was that, Tom?
>>140383093Ah, well, no harm done.
>>140383047Reanne Evans is probably a great fuck. She may well stab you in your balls as you're ejaculating but everything up to that would be fun.
>>140382735>disco inferno starts playing
Nobody watching Duel of the Fat(es)?
is the crooce really that bad to have pretty much every player turning on it in unison?i've never been.
>>140383312Fat-handed twat lol
Tom Ford must feel crushed right now to lose that frame.
>>140382888Sadly not NEETing, just mean I've got 3 months until I leave and start my new job. Going to do fuck all work in those 3 months though
>>140383312me
Just settled at work to watch the afternoon sessionGWAN FORDGWAN SEETHEN>>140382273>>140382524It's Lativiabro's time to shine>>140382373At least we are suffering together>>140382888I'm already next week when I'll be at work for the early shift and not really able to watch the evening session (trips checked)>>140382908>.webmAverage lapposter>>140383333Checked
>>140383037Next year is her year. Then she'll play in the Doubles with Selby. Trust the plan.>>140383312>Morph fatfinger.webmNever Mark Selby, 1 get.>Nobody watching Duel of the Fat(es)?No stream, on twitch at least, haven't checked anywhere else yet.
good that my vpn still works for iplayer
>>140383474just get eurosport on player, one zahir less but full snooker loopiness
>>140383527I'd pay if they had all the snooker. But they don't even stream half of events I watch yearly.
>>140383474>No stream, on twitch at least, haven't checked anywhere else yet.https://kick.com/snookerlive
Now our friend Shaun, hours he spentDown the Burger KingHe stuffed his face, the fat disgraceUntil he got natures callThat toilet bowl, he did soilAnd on his wife he cheatedevery time he lost a frame"i'm not angry just overheated"
>>140383572And I don't even have to start looking. Thank you!
Worried about Selby's mental health to be honest. Imagine Vicki leaves him, he'll off himself 100%
>>140383333but it's only been hoss who called cruce smelly and rodney who was whinging about some cold lasagne?or have I missed something?
>>140383625Is Vicki okay then? Last I heard she had the big C and Mark was caring for her, as she has cared for him through his troubles. True love.
>No Welsh Potting Machine>No Zesty snooker>No Autismo AussieStruggling to care anymore desu
>>140383630apparently one of the refs were also complaining that crowd is so close that when he/she bends over the table to respot the ball he/she can hear some people going "hnnggg" which makes him/her very uncomfortable
for me, it’s FOUL AND A MISS
>>140383758>one of the refs
my balls
>>140383843he's making a meal
>mfw
dumb morph
"i am giving up commentating"
>seethen
no wonder rpmmie won 1000 trophies when everyone else is this garbage
real top tier snooker
I missed it. Whats the deal with Jodds inanimate carbon rod?
>>140384026And he will continue to do so.
>>140384026delet this, tom for is a world class cueist
>>140383749But you get nawty snooker from Jack and Judd>>140383758>>140383813Lel>>140383899Imagine pinching those cheeks>>140384101Pure quality as usual from the BBC
>>140384146he's out of line but he's not wrong
>>140380567>>140380798>wake up>it's STILL Tina's birthdaybasedalso: CAM ON SEETHEN
Morph is so full of himself. Like a fat Alan Partridge with a snooker cue
finnbro, please repost https://streamable.com/k3jlxr>>140296642>>140296774>>140296971
>>140384279https://streamable.com/3gdti2
>>140384192Imagine partying with the girls (haha)>>140384279It's on Youtube alreadyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdIwlt0l5A4
>>140382717>>140382728
>>140384468god bless him
>>140384393>>140384413Lol he hit a nerve with that one.Cruce is a stinky venue.
>>140384393tyvm
what is plan c tom
>>140384506just something he learned from Dotty
>>140384393>>140384413What's McManus' first language?
>>140384506>plan coverdose of vitamin c aka death by lemons>>140384525kek, I think that's plan d, for dotty(I love that image)
>tfw will never get a round in with Dennis
Who is this guy? and why is he at every bloody match?
>>140384468lel
Amazing stat: Judd Trump has won 11 of his last 15 frames against Tom Ford.
>>140384643Coventry Dave or something. He proposed to his wife at the Cruce (current marriage status: unconfirmed).
>>140384656no way
I hear there's a snooker nonce scandal going on that's not involving Martin Gould. What's going on snookerbros?
>>140384807Bazza plant to deflect from the "World Championships being sold to the Saudis" saga.
>>140384807Need a showdown at sundown between the two of them. The The Cruce is only big enough for one bunty man.
I want to snoodle hazel
Stephen Maguire has the phenotype of a black bear
This Judd Trump fella is pretty good. Some of the pots from the last few frames were insane.>>140384506>>140384468Absolutely based>>140384567Lanalingua>>140384770That would be Coventry Brian and I'm pretty sure that's not him (unless he changed his face recently)>>140385004Evil Vikki?
>>140385011>Evil Vikkino idea but thanks for the webm file name
is this the pool thread or only snooker?
I don't trust any of these players not to job the final 18-10 against rpmmie
>>140384969uncanny
>>140385004domi gf
>>140385065this is the only pool that is welcome here
>>140384969lel>>140384489>Cruce is a stinky venue.that's still unconfirmedwe're still waiting for the official /147/ nosewitness (latviabro) reportin the meantime, have some oc, inspired by >>140361209
>Murphy will want to win the next framegreat analysis there from stats nerd Dave Hendon
Marcel is such a bottom.
>Steve Davis literally said we were in the "golden age of snooker" a few days ago.>It's all 40+year old has beens, 30 year old never weres and 22 year old Chinese players who never get any betterPrime Hendry or White or even Peter fucking Ebdon would walk to the final in this era.
>
What was that noise?
>3 snookers to tie
Please, don't seethe. Please, don't seethe.
>>140385131>tina pool.jpgD-leet
>>140385131Artistic nudes don't need to be censored so post the clean high-res version already, for loopy purposes of course.
>>140385714>cooming to a shoop
wtf i can’t take an hour without snoo
>>140384820Might backfire, there's a reason they call him Bazza Bazi in Saudi Arabia.
>>140380640I used to play there a lot, it closed at 03:00 maybe even later if there were a lot of us there buying drinks. I had some really good memories from there, also it's barely a snooker place, they have one table I think. I know that Barry Hawkins did an exibition there once but I couldn't go,
>>140385131Brehs, I love pool now?! :3>>140385168>we're still waiting for the official /147/ nosewitnesI wonder where the lemonanon is that has been already>>140385291>said we were in the "golden age of snooker" a few days agoIt seems like they have been saying that forever>>140385714There's no actual nude, Anon
Poom is in the seniors this year, lads.
popping to the shop, anyone want anything for the evening sesh?
>>140380640Also, the guy who owns the tattoo shop next to it killed his wife and then himself, absolute wrong'un.
Does anyone remember the order of the colours using the Snooker Loopy song?
>>140386137so you're saying snooker-stench has psychoactive effects?
>>140386206this one?what page?
>>140386262Blessed. I will never forget that it's yellow green brown blue pink and black.
>>140386114Choc ice and one tiny Dingaling please>>140386102Aww yisss>>140386206I unironically do>>140386262There have been some good ones this year already too
Better be a high-quality evening of snooker if it's on instead of TOTP
surprise puzzlel:https://jigex.com/rW3Xphttps://jigex.com/rW3Xphttps://jigex.com/rW3Xp
Any once a year man in?
>>140386566missed out on the puzzle but awesome picture
milky time!
>>140386566I have a vague memory a clarkson farm puzzlel was made before, but I couldn't find itmaybe I dreamt it
>>140386566>>140386784>dat little Gnelf>dat Mr Rob mayhem>dat Moo Saengkham in the backthat is top quality work
>>140386566>>140386784Nice.
>>140379497So is this the average snooker fan?
GWAN SIGWAN GILBERTOGWAN ROB WALKER (and get the boys on the baize)>>140386566>>140386784Incredible work as usual, m8.
>crucible>biggest stagewill never not laugh
GWAN SIGWAN GILBZGWAN DESI
>>140386262I think I lost the file for that thing lol. Unless it exists in the archive that is>>140386288We had so many songs last year but even then I had to go back to some classics from the Masters and stuff to kind of pad it (including my stupid Jimmy White play) I think I'll retire from such work this year lel, maybe Den can do it.
did someone just yell come on ronnie? lmfao
>>140386784I have literally never seen a bad puzzle picture being created. top lel
>fouldsy using the word 'owned' (as in dominated, destroyed, dinged)
GWAN RONNIE
>>140386262>>140386852>I think I lost the file for that thing lol. Unless it exists in the archive that isthe link you shared a year ago still worksnot that I wouldn't have it saaaaved on my pc as well, hehhttps://docdro.id/4w8rfWw
Milkins is just a fat Keir Starmer
loving this milkins torture session
>that miss by SiWew. If only there was a pocket in the middle of the short cushion.
that was a waste of time.
my agriculturalist
>only 15 minutes of Desi
Based Gilbz already finishing the job>>140386852>including my stupid Jimmy White playThat one was kino autism>>140386848>GWAN DESIOnto a certain place>>140387094>If only there was a pocket in the middle of the short cushion.New business idea>>140387154Sad! At least Tati is on the other table
gwansi
gwa'si
gw'si
imagine if anyone who lost a match by more than 5 frames would get a ban from the next year's world championship
Si is a choke artist and probably a gambling cheat.
I've looked something up about snooker players wearing suits and the article says "the dress code of the current players reflects what the original players wore - three piece lounge suit and tie during the day and three piece evening suit with a bow tie in the evening only taking off the jacket to play."Do they really switch what they wear between the time of the day or does everyone just wear bowties now?
what the FUCK is Si doing
>the crumbling city of Si
Jammiest player currently living
based negative snooker
zzzzzzzzzz
>>140387463wake up you're missing a based pink ball battle
Si is a cute
my god si
Jak Jones absolute GRANITE
Maybe Si should start FUCKING HITTING THE BALLS WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
>if Si Jiahui won the 5 frames Jak Jones won he'd be 8-2 up
this is a robbery
More like Si You Next Tuesday.
>here's that YCP I was telling you aboutThe one who lost a semi final from 13-4 up right?
si should have escaped from that relatively easy snooker tbf
>>140387582lel
>"Si Jiahui facing a massive mental challenge here today"I'm starting to think Si is retarded as well, but I didn't expect the commentators to outright say it.
>>140387622I hate this man
>>140387582Damn, I didn't even notice, but you're right.
to be honest JJ is playing very well
What's the deal with these players that are shit for 98% of the season but manage to play well for two matches at the Cruce?
>>140387670he will be our new anthony mcgill (about time we replaced him anyway)
>>140387678maybe it's because the worlds is literally the only long format event of the year
How do we spice up this tournament?
>>140384643I'm kind of fascinated by him, he always wears variants of the exact same outfit (polo under jumper), and he never changes expression or claps. From looking at him you'd think he hated snooker.
K I N O
>>140387883God Selby is fit
>>140387883what happened
So happy to Soumi earlier, it is all like a happy family reunion
>>140387775Exactly!
>>140387902Jak potted some crackers
Starting to think Young Chinese Players are a meme
>>140387678It really is something. Jak Jones could get to his second consecutive World Championship quarter final and in between that he's lost to Dominic Dale, Ashley Hugill x2, Rory McLeod, Ian "Mr" Burns, Allan Taylor. Like >>140387714 said, long form snooker is almost a different game.
we need some Young Chad Players
are pockets actually smaller this year?
>>140387775it's the guy that has something like yearly pass to all crucible events and since he paid for it he will use it on every possible occasion
What comes first, The Chinese Takeover of Lisowskis first ranking title.
>>140388046they were huge last year (hence the pretzel incident)
Si Jiahui? More like No Nein-non.
Si needs his mum
>tfw remembering I'm 1/64th Welshgo on Jakk lad
>>140388097truly wonderful post this
I would love to keep Luca Brecel in captivity like a sort of Truman Show situation. I would love to throw brain teasers at him every day and watch his mushy Flemish brain try to comprehend the challenges being thrown at him. Nothing outwardly intellectual, of course. He would recognize that effort was involved, and instinctively opt out, defaulting to his routine of shrugging off challenges and coasting by. No, these obstacles would be simple, but essential to solve. Maybe his carkeys keep going missing. Maybe the door handle keeps catching his belt loop. Would he learn to put the keys in his pocket. Would he learn to wear sweatpants? Could he?I think learning that he applied for a Belgian game show as if he was Joe Soap off the street sealed the deal for me. This Belgian Deano, the Beano if you will, is fascinating in is emptiness. I imagine that a serious conversation with him would be much like trying to play handball off a haystack. You might hear a soft thud if the wind is right, but I wouldnt fancy your chances on getting anything back. The debate will rage on whether or not Brecel is the "Worst champion". (Statistically, he is without peer.) However, there can be no doubt he is the most intellectually impoverished specimen we have ever seen. He could send Quentin Hahn to MENSA
Going by frames left this Seagull match might very well last until 1am if things go right.>>140387072Based downlooder. There was some crackers last year.
>>140388264>Going by frames left this Seagull match might very well last until 1am if things go right.it's 3 sessions mate
This is like watching me play
>>140388288>3 sessionsYou're assuming Si will win another frame.
>>140388288Why the fuck did I think we had two? Fuck me I'm stupid lel
>This is like watching me play
>>140388334Though I do agree that we should abolish the breaks altogether and just do these bo25s over one long session to really torture the players
>2023: lose after being 14-5 ahead>2024: lose 6 of the first 9 frames on the black I hope si goes out in a meme way every year
Gwansea
>>140388097as a language lover, I really really enjoyed this post
>>140388033you mean chadians, from the country of chad in central africa?>>140388097lol
>>140387224>>140387805Based sipcatcher>>140387618B-But this year he totally has bottle!>>140388334>Why the fuck did I think we had two?Slight lemsip overdose?>>140388340Kek
>>140388479yeah didn't know chadians was a word
>only just hitting the interval
>>140388141imagine being norf ayyrish
This lad was captivated, couldn't bear to watch.
>>140388526Saw the lad Felt the same
>>140388526he just got the scores from higgins
>>140388526had to gag from the cruce-fragrance
>>140388526or he's about to vomit due to the powerful crucible odour
>>140388526>"Don't look at her bossom, don't look at her bossom"
>>140388526more importantly: is Tatiana Torchilo ok?
Low effort shitpostSi left no space to regretGot his beak wetGot used to placing betsWe had our hopes highAnother Asian GuyCause Bingtao bid Bye ByeJones, we thought that you would failOur hopes had all set sailTil you beat Dominic DaleAnd my fears are being stackedSi missed another blackAnother rack to jackYou was the star of last years showYou could score anythingBut now you've got Jak to playAnd I go back toI go back to Ding
>>140388526Tati looking bleak
>>140388590
been some good posts this evening
John Virgo ASMR
>>140388334tbf what you said is still true if by "things go right" you mean the next four frames each take an hour
>>140388714As Confucius used to say, 2 jobbers playing shite, /147/ will be most comfy.
Miss the Zester so much, lads
>>140379450The collage hasn't been done for a few yearsThe Saudis truly are stealing our culture
>>140388886I wonder if there's a saudi 4chan and a saudi /147/?
>>140388928Can hear country music in my head
>>140388957/167/*
Fucking hell, these two will probably still be playing by the time I clock out at work>>140388966>>140388590lel
bloody hell Jak is really good at safety play
>>140388886I think last year was the only missing year because the anon who said he was on the job just vanished. (My theory is that this is the source of the terrible season for our lads)
>5-8we're so f***ing back Gullgirls
Jak looking VERY red
What a pot
bizarre Steve Davis banter there very strange man
>>140389095>I think last year was the only missing yearThat is correct>My theory is that this is the source of the terrible season for our ladsIt all went downhill quite fast (but it started with the Fluca win already)>>140389165Now is the time to SWOOP
>not even one week into the tournament >pundits already going senile
>jeg jones
>>140389208>Now is the time to SWOOPlock up your chocolate oranges!
>>140389315>mfw the backstage smell was shorn all along
>>140389265let's see Lisowski's statistics
>>140389315>>140389331he probably stashed some food there and forgot all about it, and now it's rotting somewhere behind a radiator
Belarusian buttocks
>>140389331>>140389450>tfw the smell is the rotting corpse of Ding's hopes and dreams
The absolute state
YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
cinema
>>140389507>>140389508>>140389511lmao what happened this time
GWAN SIKICK THESE WELSH “people” OUT
>take a quick piss with headphones on>commentators and crowd suddenly going nuts over flukes and misses
>>140389552Si fluked a ridiculous red (Jak's face went more red)Si then missed the next shot (an easy pink)Jak then missed the yellow and Si cleared up (good)
>>140389552si fluke pot trying to escape a snooker into each missing once
jak sure can pot them longballs
walebros... now it's time to start to worry>>140389478a posterior from pinsk>>140389506delet, we merely misinterpreted the prophecy
who is commentating on bbc....sounds like a journeyman way above his station...
>>140389306He claimed ambient house is better than proto jungle>>140389315>>140389331>>140389450Top lel>>140389506>>140389478Please delete!
>>140389596>>140389613these are unironically the best kinds of matches
>>140389646RW and JP
Jimbo Jones kinda sucks
all skill
>>140389706Robbie Williams is commentating? Who would give a FUCK? Who is in the studio, Gary Barlow?
GO ON SI>>140388965Reminds me I once saw Rednex live. Good shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
for me it’s total chinese domination
>check sports news>Lester are upJester has something to smile about tonight!
Its only been a few days since the zest has left.Let me provide a late night lamentation in his memory -> It's been seven sessions and fifty frames> Since you took your zest away> I watch them play every night and I sleep all day>Since you took your zest away>Since you been gone I watch them pot whatever they want> I can watch however I choose > I can turn commentary off on Eurosport> But nothing> I said nothing can slam away these blues>Cause nothing compares>Nothing compares to you>It's been so lonely without you here> Like a clown without his jest> Nothing can stop these flowing breaks from forming> Tell me Vikki where did he go wrong>I could put my arms around every seed I see>But they'd only remind me of you> You went to the doctor and guess what he told you>Guess what he told you>He said Mark you better have fun no matter how you do>But he's a fool>Cause nothing compares>Nothing compares to you>All the long reds that you refused, jester>In your last game>Were potted when you went away>I know that playing with you baby was sometimes hard>But were willing to give it another frame>Nothing compares>Nothing compares to you>Nothing compares>Nothing compares to you>Nothing compares>Nothing compares to you
How are Jak Jones and Jackson Page two different people?
>>140389816why am i crying brehI miss him more than Paul Hunter, Bingtao, and Lee combined.
how is Si missing these pots by so much?
>>140389816
>>140389850Ja(c)k is the metrosexual Jackson>>140389861You know how :^)
>>140389706ricky walnut & john pellew?
>>140389850Who said they were?Also, he also goes by the name of Michael White.>>140389816>lamentationLemontation.>>140389858How could you put Paul in the same sentence as the other two...
>>140389972Oh dear, I missed this beautiful counter-zest. Thanks.
>>140389972good webm>>140389999fantastic quadz
>>140389999cheque'd
>>140389770>I once saw Rednex liveKek, how that did came about?>>140389805>Dancing Selbs.webmBetter times. I hope one day we'll witness him like that again>>140389816;_;>>140389861I'm sure there's nothing shady going on and the Triad isn't involved at all>>140389893I miss Zhao fr fr>>140389999Checked>>140390007>.jpgReckon soon enough it'll time for tune-posting again
>>140389948The Lemontation of Christ
did anyone else see that fly on the table?
>>140390132Did he have a big red face?
>>140390026>Kek, how that did came about?Simple, free entry. It was an annual Day of [my town].>>140390042Lame.>>140390132Are you sure it wasn't a gnelf?
>>140390026>I miss Zhao fr frI always felt like zhao is everything judd wishes he was, and with the suspension he also has a bad boy factor that judd can only dream of having
why aren’t the beeb reporting on the guy kissing that kid during the snook coverage?
>>140390161there he is!>>140390168gnelves are seen only when they wish to be seen
gwan si, give us a proper match
>>140390209would like to see jimmy and angles react to it
Si misses a routine pot in 3, 2...
>>140390209>>140390241>WHERE IS THE TONGUE GOING?
>Jeg>>140390042Top lel>>140390168>Simple, free entry. It was an annual Day of [my town].Neat>>140390185>that judd can only dream of havingIt's like Costanza being the boy>>140390219>>140390132Great, now the smell is already attracting flies
>>140390247And there it is.
>>140390247ffs
Would you dare to ask desi to polish the balls?
>>140390365I'd ask if I could suck her ear live on national television then play it off with a silly smile and a jig to avoid controversy
SI SI SI SI
>>140390042If Selby ever uncovers the lemon cult maybe he will finally be happy
>le flukes snookers welshman
>late night shithouse frame and a wankWhat is better in life
Can't wait to watch this when it's in an empty arena in Saudi Arabia.
This is peak snooker for the purists.
all these safeties are making me mosit
>>140390477>emptydid you happen to watch the world cup?
I'm going to be so pissed when Si loses this frame
>>140390541And of course these jobbers manage to not finish it before I have to leave and will miss the end, ffs.
I've started a great work but can't be arsed to finish it. A bit like Ding. i pray that some lad will come from snooker school to finish what I started
no love loss in that handshake, my god.
based frame
Is Si autistic?
>>140390589piss status: retained
>>140390649Its called the Wuhan reflex
>>140390654He's a 21 years old and a professional Snooker player. What do you think?
>that looks poorly rolled up>it is >its a bit saggylove a bit of crowd noise, someone else was complaining about the beer
>>140390593nice stuffhad to add Alex Ursenbacher caressing the Jester's soles>>140390649>>140390654I think Si thought there was another frame to play
well I'm jaked upnow I want to si more
>>140390654They prefer "Chinese".
>>140390688>had to add Alex Ursenbacher caressing the Jester's soles
>>140390693Kek.
>>140390669lmao
>Si you tomorrowNice one radzi
>>140390771Radzi the fucking turncoat. BBC to Eurosport. He will be on twitch next
>>140390795I think he is both eurosport and BBC if you know what I mean
>>140387510based gayanon
Scheduleking seems to have gone to sleep. I shall post tomorrow's fixtures in his absence:10:00>Stephen Maguire 5-3 Shaun Murphy>Judd Trump 11-5 Tom Ford14:30>John Higgins vs Mark Allen>Jak Jones 9-7 Si Jiahui19:00>Joe O'Connor vs Kyren Wilson>Jack Lisowski vs Stuart BinghamThe real stand-out fixtures for me are Stephen Maguire vs Shaun Murphy, and Lisowski vs Bingham. Both of those matches will be very evenly matched, I predict.
>>140390593>>140390688My fucking sides>>140390649And of course it ended shortly after I left. At least now it's time for a post-work beer.>>140391281Based! I'm hoping Wee Zhou will not suddenly turn into utter shit after beating Selby and at least give Kyren a game.As for Bingham, why doesn't he just eat the smaller Jack?
>>140391281pick one /147/>shorn wins and goes on a run>shorn loses and will commentate and will be your mate
>>140389450>"Shorn, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away"
>>140391281>Scheduleking seems to have gone to sleepstill here h-hahasurprisingly comfy fixtures for tomorrow, perhaps the final fully comfy day of the event?
>>140391615A year or two ago, I had some really effortful OC that I had planned, and I made a point to post it on the middle Saturday of the tournament because Saturday would have the most people posting, but would still be early enough to have minimal tourists. I think tomorrow might traditionally be the best day of the entire year for /147/.>This fucking Captcha
>>140391615>perhaps the final fully comfy day of the event?The last week (especially the semis) are when it gets really bad, every year.>sad woman.png>tfw still no Melina gf
>>140391383He's quite an entertaining player to watch, so I'd rather he spent the rest of the tournament playing than smirking at me and filming his obnoxious features. As long as he doesn't beat Mark Allen.
>>140390593>>140390688still a few missingmad to think that most of the snooker legends are still alive, rather than dead
>>140392215There are some dead legends that nobody will recognise. For example, I have no idea what John Pulman looked like but he must be dead by now. Ditto Fred Davis.
>>140391383that's a beeb problem so obviously I wish shorn to lose (weight)>>140391483lel
mad that Ray Reardon is still alive
>>140392215>>140392442You now remember that Ray Reardon is still alive
>>140392215gonna need a big fat cherubic angel for my boy Bill Werbeniuk
>>140392215
I have found this ancient papyrus document about snooker. According to the Hong Kong Telegraph, in 1948, more people played snooker than any other sport other than darts. What a baffling assertion.https://archive.org/details/NPTG19481221/page/n5/mode/1up
Time for a rest now. Next week this will almost be the time when I wake up haha>>140392786Lovely peeking (needs some Lanalyis and Gnelf perhaps)>>140392964>more people played snooker than any other sport other than dartsBarry Hearn's wet dream
I did some cheeky napkin math to work out how many century breaks we're seeing compared to previous World Champs>2022592 frames played in the main event109 century breaks (the all-time record)that's a century every 5.4 frames on average>2023580 frames played90 century breaks (including two 147s)century every 6.4 frames on average>2024313 frames played so far28 century breaks (highest break 142)century every 11.1 frames on averageit's confirmed: the quality is much lower this year
She's getting funnier, you know:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxtOmxIKtxU
SNOOKER NONCE
>>140393988>Amy spoke to Blorkins on the phone the day before recording to ask him his favourite colour and what his 'death row meal' would be just to include the information as fun tidbits during the predictionskek, what a lady
>>140393970>it's confirmed: the quality is much lower this yearfeel like pockets are a bit tighter than previous years and that's a good thing
There will be a rare morning session jigsaw today
>>140402175Wew. Not sure if even I am prepared for this.
>>140402488I think it might be my most deranged one yet
>>140402766Actually thats a lie I just remembered I'm responsible for schizoyan.png
Dark Austria reporting in, I've successfully infiltrated the gwanner masses and will be making my way to Sheffield in a few days. Please save all the good posts and OCs for the collage so that I could catch up later, thanks <3
>>140402921Did you bring your HazMat suit? We already lost the anon with a lemon on his shirt to the Crucible miasma.
>>140392537>>140392549the actual GOAT
WST accidently revealing part of the script... Jak into the quarter finals confirmed
Can I please have that sumo pic of shorn and I think the other player is seethan but might be pigham?
>>140403138there is no hope whatsoever
>>140403372
>>140379497no wonder why britbongs are inbreds
>>140403397Thank you Tony Drago
>Jobs to Rpmmie in the final in your path in your way
>>140402921Have a good one, mate, up to anything nice before the Cruce?
>>140402921Alri, have fun m8. Hope it'll be fun and you can spot some qts.>>140393988>>140394435Holt sure is a lucky man>>140402781>schizoyan.pngTruly cursed image>>140403605inb4 he wins and we will end up having to kneel
>>140392786Added some morning tweaksLooking forward to maguire slamming murphy back into the commentary box today
>>140402921THE ROOF DARK AUSTRIA, DO IT, DO IT NOW>>140403877>inb4 he wins and we will end up having to kneel>Hates Rpmmie>Makes the redditors seethe>Has literally no filterShorn could be /our/ guy tbqh>>140403959Fucking lel. Joe looking down on Selby is weirdly powerful, he has such a naturally guilt ridden face
>>140381618wtf is wrong with people
Jigsaw will come either at the first interval of the two matches or when Judd winslol
Gwan Fordo, give us a match.
>some say there’s a resemblance between usHAHAHAHAHAA never heard that one before!
>>140404402During Guire's interval would be the best. It's the more important match, because the result hasn't been decided yet.
GWAN FORDGWAN SEETHEN>>140404003>Shorn could be /our/ guy tbqh>
gwan the fordwhy are none of these twitch nerds streaming the other match??
>>140404533Thankfully we've got the underground kick nerds to save us.https://kick.com/snookerlive
>>140404533snookerlive on kick
>>140404533They are, snookerlivestreams has a kick stream of the seethan match https://kick.com/snookerlive
Guire: S E E T H T L E D
>>140404544>>140404545>>140404546cheers lads, 3 posts in a row, very nice.
>say something wrong>guaranteed replies
>>140404571>
>>140404487Surely that's not real kek
>>140404640Flat is truly a circle time.>>140404680Not only is it real, he said one more thing like that during the same interview.
Why doesn't Judd just go on Finasteride? Or take the Kebabpill and go to Turkey for the summer? Surely anything is better that desperate attempt of a comb over.>>140404487I'll forever lel at that.
>>140404712Link?
*licks lips*
oof seethe is fuming
>>140404763Good question. Different combinations of "welsh open, shaun murphy, interview, bbc, 147, maximum break" give me nothing.Maybe someone has a webm with sound.
>>140404755I thought his hair doesnt look as bad as its been previously and assumed he was already taking something.
FORDBACK IS ON
>>140404487I dont see anything wrong with that. Shorn is talking about his lived experience. Not his fault armless has no hands.
god i really overnyapped this morning>>140404640>tvcatchupthat sure takes me back
>Stephen Maguire, the 2024 World Snooker Championhas a nice ring to it>>140402921have fun Tainted Austria>>140404402basado!>>140404845and that's a good thing>>140404900good morning qt
TrumpWinsLOL>>140404900>that sure takes me backComfy times :3>>140404949>Stephen Maguire, the 2024 World Snooker ChampionThat'd be one of the most hilarious ways of this season to end
https://jigex.com/U76ZKhttps://jigex.com/U76ZKhttps://jigex.com/U76ZK
>>140405002>Gould and MaflinI have a bad feeling about this...
What on earth was that safety from Morphy? Horiffic
>>140405002well done lad
Lovely job. Hopefully this wasnt too obscure a reference
>>140405109he's one of those meme attacking-only players. he's always had a shit safety game and no tactical mind. this is why I dislike him btw
>>140405002>>140405136C U R S E D (incredible work, m8)
morphy getting SEETHED
>>140405156murphy probably heats maguire because he doesnt have much class
New thread>>140405170>>140405170>>140405170>>140405170
>>140405184>pg4>On a Saturday morninghmmmm
>tfw to smart too pot balls
>>140405136kek
>prematurely posting in a tourist-threadCould NOT be me.
How many times do I need to click the grave on markselby.one for him to respawn?
>>140405471my nijja
Seethen YES!
*coughs**snorts**wheezes*
>>140402921based>>140405002>>140405136lel, lmao
>>140405965it's a wonder he can even play snooker at a decent level
last for Michaela
>>140407652>last>page 8
>>140407728Well I assumed that everyone - even the unwashed tourists around at this time - would give the prestigious Michaela post the respect it deserves and allow it to remain as the final statement of the thread. Surely only the most disrespectful and petty poster would bother to dethrone it with a post of their own, as doing so would be an act of utmost immaturity and serves little purpose.Clearly I misjudged the sanctity of /147/.
>>140408787i done a fart lol
>>140378568Doubt
last for diana
Hako, by the way.
