Osaka sumo! Hakkeyoi!>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>>/xs/257402
It's time for fatslap.
Aonishiki <3
Soon...
Good to be back. Wonder how swollen Hakunofujis eye is
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>>153765285look at the disgusting lazy drunken slob Terunofuji's 4 day beard growth, he probably doesn't bathe regularly either. hopefully he dies of alcohol induced diabetes sooner rather than later
>look at the disgusting lazy drunken slob Terunofuji's 4 day beard growth, he probably doesn't bathe regularly either. hopefully he dies of alcohol induced diabetes sooner rather than later
Kinda regret having 2 Isegahama boys in my fantasy team since with the Teru drama and Midori fucking dying they might not be at their best mentally.
EVIL SPIRIT CHADS RISE UP
Sumo wrestling is a joke. Fat guys in their diapers slapping each other. It is the worst "sport" ever and it isn't even real wrestling.
>go to Osaka basho last year>cushoins are pinned down>no opportunity for zabuton anywayFuck this gay earth
>>153765614>OH NO!Anyway...
Danbros how are we feeling?
Something like 70% of all sumo "fights" are rigged btw. Not only is it fucking gay and not real wrestling but it's also fake.
how does one respond to this without sounding mad?
>>153765784Makiotoshi
>>153765775forgot to mention it was revealed to me in a dream
>>153765775Neat, thanks.
fake sport go to /asp/ with AEW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZzGiS5hv0
We got a tough guy over here.
>>153765909They talked this over in rehearsals.
Oh, tell me more.
If Aonishiki gets promoted I will take in a Ukrainian refugee (must be cute and female).
anyone has a working stream in english?
>>153766090midonightsumo :)
>>153766144kill yourself immediately>>153766090avoidingthehenka or karla on kick
>>153765675Hasn't even bothered getting off the judge before going "Aww dangit!"
>>153766193Karla's not in English.
Post your stables, cucks
Kusano Ozeki run soon.
Gimme that sloppy top, Yokozuna.
>>153767068
>>153767434I almost went Yoshi too. Still might
>>153767702I swapped Fuji for Asahakuryu. My I WANT TO BELIEVE pick is already Atamin and I just can't hose myself like that man. Meanwhile there's still plenty reason to believe in Asa, and he gets to dodge my Asanoyama pick.
>>153767702Oh and WTK has been absent from training for the last week with some injury trouble though said he'll compete. This ain't the same WTK who went on an Ozeki run a year ago.
>>153767830>absent from training for the last weekFug I didn't know that. Now I have to tinker
For me, IT’s wakatakakage
>>153767810His performance last basho is what I've been expecting him to do for a while, nice to see him pull one together. Hope he can do it again.
How fucked up are the Yokozuna injuries still?
2 straight years now they’re feeding my boy Wakatakakage to the big boys to start the March tournament … really living that in with the lions / out with the lambs lifestyle
>>153768452Heal on the dohyo
Just letting you spergs know I screencapped your shitty fanboy posts last basho and I will make fun of you and post them this basho when your favorite rikishi loses ;)
>>153768751Joke's on you, I like my favorite even when he loses.
>>153768751I cheer for whoever is winning
>>153768751Prove it
Futagoyamabros... this is our era...
FUCK YEAH ITS SUMO TIME.
koga is so ass
>>153765852That was 15 years ago. All the matchfixers got expelled years ago.
How am I supposed to watch sumo now that I have a job?Any tips from fellow wagecucks?
>>153770778Watch replays during the week. Stay up late on the weekends.
holy fuck every new basho the captcha gets more retarded
>>153770778yeah it's pretty shitI can only stay up to watch on the weekends and sometimes I don't even do that I just fall asleep waitingso I just watch the highlights every day after work
what is bro smokin
>>153771368hol up let him cook!
>>153771368that's my GOAT you need to fucking respect him
>>153771368I saw this preview show and was laughing about how the dude in the middle, Murray iirc, kept butting heads with everyone. Probably been ruffling peoples feathers London to Tokyo and back again lol
I want Dan to win and become Yokozuna so bad bros....
Shodai is arriving right now as we speak uplifted inspired invigorated and motivated to drop a 15-0 zen yusho on all the haters and doubters
shishi has been practicing to become more retarded and clumsy in hopes of finding a buffer overflow exploit
>>153766411mbovo also streams on kick
gentlemen
>>153771954his retard style will confuse all of his opponents
He will be better this time. I can feel it
Has the ukrainan monster won last 2 grand sumos ??
>>153770644No they didn't. Watch Takatoriki. Match fixing is still going on.
The only person match fixing is that piece of shit, [insert your favorite wrestler here].
>>153775325It takes two to match fix.
>>153775015>Watch Takatoriki
>>153772819It already does, last basho you could see his opponents visibly flailing around not knowing what the fuck was happening.
Great back and forth from ex-kiho and Ryusho.Maybe Ryusho will make Juryo easily. Should be interesting to see how far he makes it.
>>153776651they lost because they tried to challenge shishi's leg drive directly when he has literal thunder thighs
>>153767068Dan, Kiri, Yoshino, Ura, Asano.Only five guys, since Kachi Clash.
>>153766090Just watch avoidingthepuddle
>>153767068what site is this
>>153766090LeoDickinson on YT
We only watch midnightsumo here
We only watch avoidingthepuddle here
We are leo fans here
>>153777696>>153778187He literally just restreams midnightsumos stream. You're essentially watching midnightsumo dumb chuds
Just fucking watch one of the abema restreams without commentary you fuckers
>>153778304but i like the commentary
>>153778430Cringe
>>153778491damn, if only i gave a fuck about your opinion. oh well.
>>153778574Good
[spoiler]datasumo is good[/spoiler]
>>153777749stablemaster
Ugly bastard bros? zensho incoming
>>153768751Jokes on you, Shishi fans have as much fun when he wins as when he loses.
>>153767068fujiryoga as a substitute
>>153778288midnig just restreams abemaavoidingthepuddle pretty much mutes midnigs commentary
VPN + ABEMA or GTFO
>>153779044Almost got toehacked
>>153779082>ZakBased believer.
>>153779127Always root for Zak, that's my style of cheeringJust have to take it day by day and hope my energy moves how I want it to
>>153779147That's me but for Takanosho. I will eternally suffer with my boy.
>>153779147He did well in exhibitions vs Onosato last week, keep the faith bro. He is also my favourite member of the Sanyaku, hopefully he is better rehabbed this basho.
Alright lads the basho is onDid you miss me during the break? I know you missed all my posts on /xs/ lol. I was like 60% of those threads. I'm rooting for a Hosh yusho this time. He deserves it.
>>153779336
KAYOOO
>>153779350What are you all asshurt aboutGot your panties in a twist at light speed
>What are you all asshurt about>Got your panties in a twist at light speed
this guy won a yusho btw
>>153779336shut the fuck up
Kagayaki, meanwhile, has never won anything in any division.
>chicken-legs keeps jobbing in juryoRemember when you fools thought he was going to be Yokozuna first than Onosato?REMEMBER?
>>153779468What are you all asshurt aboutGot your panties in a twist at light speed
we're back
Seriously I dont understand the extreme butthurt Did you just miss the feeling of my huge dick gaping your asses?
>>153779336put on a trip if you want me to know who you are
>>153779502Why would that tell you who I amI never used a trip everI think you might be retarded
>>153779497who are you?
>>153779534It doesnt matter anymore anonI am never going back to /xs/
>>153779562>/xs/what?
>>153779572Its a board on the website 4chan.org
>>>/xs/256849
Wow you guys are really stupidMaybe Ill check back in the next thread lol this is just annoying
>>153779597Just so you know what a brain dead moron you are
Stop shitposting and charge your fucking phone, retard.
>>153779516ok
It's a ... sperm?
Wait is top division in 20 minutes or an hour and 20?
>>153779669It's the other horizontal rope.
>>153779675They're doing the dohyo-iri now.
>>153779612that's not me champ
FUCK EVIL SPIRITS
Our guys look locked in, that was some nice solid dohyo-iri
worst dohyoiri by onosato, fucking zoomer
>>153779789Worse than the one where he lost his balance and nearly fell?
>>153779789Yeah, it was dogshit
>>153779803was that the basho he got injured in?
>>153779803yeah that one was bad as well, but this time it looked like he didn't give a shit about dohyoiri, the stance where he should twist his ankles and raise up slowly - he did 3 small jumps and that's it..
>>153779803No that one was so bad it cursed him
>>153779789He doesn't care about any cultural or spiritual aspect of sumo at all.
where's abema's commentary?!
>>153779870He's on the way bro just wait.
We single packing again.
>>153779877THERE HE IS
We're live
>>153779881he should smile less
>lost his first makuuchi boutits over. relegated to eternal maegashira
I didn't have great hopes for Ogre in this basho, but I expected him to beat Bozo, at least.
I don't trust this guy.
Its time for a british Yokozuna...
MANLET BATTLE!
Tobi is cooked.
manlet bros ww@ !!!
OUR RETARD
>>153780143Hit em with the ol unga bunga.
I'm actually stunned Shishi pulled that one out.
HOLY HECKIN' RETARD STRANGTH!
darth shishi strikes back
I've seen enough. shishi zensho yusho
I have NEVER seen that shoulder move before. Our boy is so smart!
That unga bunga shoulder to get himself back in. Zero grace. Zero poise.
>>153780172100% retard
>>153780170>If I bring one shoulder closer to my opponent it reduces the distance he has to charge at me fromI fucking kneel.
shishi brings me so much joy
>Ura pushes and winsDouble-digit basho incoming.
URAS BACK
Haku's face looks fine. Teru can't punch for shit.
Fuck yeah URA
He's dead already.
Cursed. Get him out.
It's Hakunover.
>>153780280that happened like a month ago probablz
>Haku just broke his foot>Midori had a heart attack and fucking died>Nishiki has health troubles tooIsegahama is cooked.
Enho won though, lol
Hakunofuji broke something again
I was praying for a rematch so he had to fight on that foot lmao
>>153780309Isegahama is turning into a hospital
kyujo and tumbling back to juryo again...
>>153780325He prayed for a 2026 yusho and the monkey paw curled as he never specified which division.
hakunofootsie
POST ANOTHER ONE FINNWE ARE FEASTING
Burnt katsu
The dohyo claims another leg.
Flatlined him with that headbutt.
>Abi interview>"My body was moving well in training"God I love rikishi.
I know everybody already hates midnightsumo but it's unreal how much of a giant gaping pussy he is.They literally show fucking replays of injuries on the official broadcast and this fucking faggot still cuts away.
New POV from Abema!
He calls that "moving well"?
Abi lookin WEAK
Just two Yusho winners going at it.
Evil spirits were left back at home
onosato's fault
>what is your goal>I would like a kk first, and then more wins once I get therewhy do they even ask this question
>>153780446Journos gonna journo, whether anyone cares or not.
my dog EZ Clap
>>153780446>my goal is to makekoshi and be a juryo jobber for the rest of my career
Nibbas still haven't realised Hiradoumi is a walking matta.
it's time
>>153780478they did and they slapped his wrist back in 2025 but he was back on his bullshit next basho
Looking extremely grey.
takayasu's body hair is greying
Drink everytime Leo mentions he’s a dad
the lady holding her dead husbands' picture is pure dedication.
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Grandpapayasu
He even SSSHHH-ed his salt!
Are we serious with that belt?
chura's mawashi went all the way up to his armpit
up around his damn nipples
>>153780525its jap Lou Bega
>>153780497hasn't dropped him yet
kirishima yusho
Nice effort but still too young and small for the joi.
Well thrown.
Who's that standing in the hallway looking at Kotozakura?
It's time
>japanese vpn off: sumo stream is geoblocked>japanese vpn on: all of abema is geoblockedsuck my dick pal
The yokozuna and ozeki are my favorite rikishi :)
>>153780578L E S B I A N
>>153780586Every now and then you just need that guy in your life, when things are going south, you aren't feeling great, maybe you're a little off your base, then you look in his general direction and everything is OK.
>>153780594Just use a different one, lol
Zak is bakk
K O T O Z A K U R A
Zak yusho is inevitable
ZAK SMACK
>>153780578
>>153780601i don't have another one
hey i'm posting this from the future. none of your streams caught up yet. aonishiki loses btw kek kwab
Time for the Dan show
I'm nervous what if he loses........
Horseryu will lose kwab
>>153780636He is going to lose, maybe not today or tomorrow, but some day at some point he will lose, count on it.
>>153780621sorry anon, you switched the timelines.
>>153780621Times change...
>>153780640no surprise there
FUCK YOUR HENKADAN THE MAN
Left hand = win
avoidingthehenka
>Henka
WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
NOT TODAY NIGGA!NOT TODAY
Wakamotoharu exuded a sense of strong fear and trepidation before fighting Dan. No surprise that he decided to henka.
henka can't stop the white man
Was that the first time someone attempted henka on Dan since WTK?
super waka bros going back 2 back is funny
if dans tachiai is so low why wont someone just push him straight down in the beginning are they stupid?
>>153780659cute! Is the ukranian too?
WTH deserved that loss and toss. Making Dan false start was completely intentional to set up the henka. Bitch move.
>>153780686they all tried that and either still got pushed out or twisted down
>>153780693>Making Dan false startRetard
Any bets on how Hosh loses to Atamifuji? I'm thinking push off after Hosh tries and fails to throw
>>153780703he was taking his sweet ass time getting his second hand down
>pull >lose
>pulls>loses
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
lmao?
ono-ACK-to
What's that honking?
>does the opposite of moving forward>does the opposite of winning
hahahahahahahah that's for the jobbed dohyouiri you fuck
Dispensed
Very sloppy pull from Onosato
I can't even cross out my bingo slot. That was just the way Sato normally loses when healthy...
KINBOSHIIIII
OMFG. TO A FUCKING HOBBLED WTK?!?
onofraudo
>Gets up under the left arm>Wins
Onosato got stonewalled...by WTK?
hoshoryus ass acne. assne if you will. is so gross to look at
