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Ice Cream Kitty.Previous: >>97629907>News & RemindersTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is outArena Championship 11 won by Marcelo Cavalcante (Dimir Midrange, Brazil, he/him)https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-march-2-2026>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHobbies other than mtg?
>>97680692
i'm just not gonna play it (the turtle set)
>build a mill deck>suddenly matched up against 250 card decks running Gaea's Blessingdon't think i'm not noticing
Limited is so dogshit. I'm losing to a WUBRG deck composed of nothing but BASIC LANDS and that obviously has all five colors instantly while I had to mulligan my 1 land hand. Shit like this doesn't happen in constructed at all. This garbage is *not* normal and has never happened nor ever will in actual tabletop magic.
>>97681695Now try sending a ticket to their customer service and pay attention to your and your opponents land draws for the next few games.
The wizard’s familiar can curl itself into a pondering orb at will
It is otherwise just a ballsack
>>97681644Hairless rats feel exactly like a shaved ballsack. The real problem is that as a familiar, the hairless rattie is going to spend all it's time trying to stay warm in master's sleeve.
>>97681667>The real problem is that as a familiar, the hairless rattie is going to spend all it's time trying to stay warm in master's sleeve.How is that a problem? He will bring to me the spell reagents hidden in my pockets
Continuing from >>97588959In short this is a thread for talking about cool worldbuilding, stupid plot twists, cute planeswalker girls, and war crimes committed by Mark Rosewater.
>>97681428Sorin had three roles for the Eldrazi trap.1: Sap their energy with vampirism bullshit2: the third and final power source for the hedrons3: maintain the trap because Ugin knew he would be dead and Nahiri in gay baby jail.
>>97681404>then she earns it by being a massive retard.On the one hand, yes, she was very retarded. On the other hand, I also like to think of her big ZEN oopsie as the consequence of Sorin being incredibly bad at talking to girls.And speaking of Nissa, why did she lose her black mana and become mono green?
>>97681486People talking about White Liliana but what we really need is White Sorin
>>97681648>Sorin is a predominantly Romanian masculine name derived from the word soare, which means "sun". It is associated with meanings of warmth, brightness, and radiance, often symbolizing a "sunny" or energetic personality. The name has deep roots in Romanian culture and is sometimes used as a surname.Sorin the Mirthful.
>>97681696Yeah he can get the Crovax treatment in Reality Fracture
Ouphes Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Until just a few weeks ago there was no UB slop in standardUB has only actually hit standard this fucking weekNobody played standard in personEveryone plays standard on ArenaArena never had spooderman because it was rebranded in-universe. All the bullshit like warhammer and walking dead was outside standard. Final fantasy, dungeons & dragons and avatar were all high fantasy sets that meshed well with MTG's thematics TMNT is the very first time UB is actually slopping up standard for the vast majority of users. Even the retarded ghostbuster / space / racing sets were at least in-universe, but now we've got something both out-universe and not remotely fucking fantasy
>>97681657>whataboutismStandard is absolute dogshit and strawmanning edh doesn't make it any better. Both are shit formats.
>>97681691>no one plays standardI play standard in paper 2-3 times a week with 6-12 players. There were 20 people at the latest store championship. None of you faggots play this format so why do you comment on it.
>>97681691>there was no ub slop in standardWtf is final fantasy, spooderman and avatar?You probably forgot about spooderman because you dont actually play standard but in paper we have been playing with new york cards for almost a year
>>97680993You're supposed to hold them like suspenders, not tuck your hands under them
new sculpts ed pooryanksInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:25 years announcement keep on eye on every month's 25th>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55U https://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97678627Nice Kameel
did one of those female dwarves look like it has side burns?
>>97680382tbqh all dwarven women should have full beards.
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>>97681530dorf bros gotta fuckin dig with their cocks in the mines of stone pubes
Fancy Dressed Gretchin Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed) (embed) (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97681679I didn't have my exacto with me at the jobsite since it is technically an open blade and can cause issues if there was a snap inspection or one of my charges stumbled across it. I am slicing off the leftover bits of sprue rn at my home desk.
Can someone post some SOVL or something, I have kino deficiency
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>>97681658Do you ever get tired of being fucking retarded?
>>97681705BruhI said SOVL not SOVLless
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97679214Sounds like a very cool investigative session, Anon. Almost reminds me of Call of Cthulhu in some way. I'm not very good at running this type of things, so I'm particularly impressed. Kudos.
>>97679077alright my b bro
>>97679611The Judge's Journal for ACKS gives great advice on creating a sandbox with a "Story Web". Generally I'll make each major NPC a member of multiple factions. Be it a religious sect, family, political body or short term faction trying to get something done over months not years or decades. You can even mix factions that would normally be at odds. A baron of the duke had her daughter married off by treaty to the son of a rival duke. Making her priorities mixed. She hates that her daughter is gone, but she can't outright rally against the rival Duke. My high concept for the campaign was 30 Years War inspired. The Duke was a "protestant" and the Bishopric is "catholic" with different fantasy names. Then for chaotic groups they tend to break apart quickly because they want some demon summoned or magic item. The Kobalds are working for the dragon because they worship him as a God. The Gnolls, not so much, but they would like some of the loot in a major dungeon. This gives you room as a judge to have those interesting interactions.
>>97679890Excellent stuff. I'll have to reread that section of the JJ, then. Sounds like it might make me suck less a bit less at this.
How feasible is it to use an LLM to paraphrase parts of an RPG rulebook like spells and monster descriptions in a way that is neither copyright-infringing nor coming across as obviously written by an LLM and hence irksome to the reader?
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>play a game with randos at LGS>play some precons and low power decks>had a fun and close game>we all agree to another game>player that got knocked out first asks if he can switch his deck>"sure, should we switch ours as well">no, you guys can keep the same decks>he pulls out kefka>"uhhh are you sure that deck isn't too strong">it's bracket 2, it doesn't even have any game changers>we had a good first game, so I give him the benefit of the doubt>>it's a grixis value pile>try to interact in any way, he flickers kefka >triggers kefka once or twice every turn
>>97681573Feather is very very strong. I don't see how you can build a feather deck below a very high bracket 3 or bracket 4 unless you are missing your brain.
>>97681668Grixis archenemy is a-ok for b2
>>97681677I know it's strong, it would be for when the lads bring out the Vivis and such nonsense, but bracket 4? Isn't that borderline cedh?
>>976816842 card combos and cEDH decks minus the game changers are not, you disingenuous retard
warrior nobility editionLove elves.Post elves.Discuss elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated. Stay wholesome, comfy, wholesale, whoresome, wherefore and most importantly appreciate elves.How do you prefer to see elf nobility fight? Do you have any fun examples of unique styles, methods or ways of organizing?
>>97671034Probably how they are affected by the sun (well, the magic emanations of the sun) in the material plane. It's why drow are anywhere from dark brown all the way to onyx skinned and white-eyed, and any elf that is under the sun for substantial amount of time ends up ivory-skinned and black eyed.An elf's complexion could change once or twice depending on what they choose to pursue through their very long life. Half-elves don't have this happen at all, though.
>>97679155Wait, these two are sisters?
Thread #011 Snow EditionWelcome to /schreck/ where you can rp your VTM character! For all questions concerning the World of Darkness, please consult the WoDg and CoDg thread>>97621936Previous Thread>>97551553Brief rules>We have no story teller, we are acephali>Threads are v20 based, although the night is long and full of whispers, lies, and half-truths. Decide your own canon but all will not believe you>all nicktuku will be diablerized on sight>all OOC discussion should be spoileredTHREAD QUESTIONComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97681465If you salt the wound you can slow healing down for a day or two, or a week if you apply when super-heated. Couple years back my gang got screwed over by a very lost Cammie enforcer and we had to keep him 'unhanded' until he fessed up the codes to a safe holding our payment.It ain't the hardest thing in the world usually. Especially since they gave him the nugget treatment it would be a basic chore.
>>97681465>I couldn't tell you how they kept him from regenerating his limbs or jaw. Or where they sourced the blood to dripfeed him, kr even where they went after we ambushed them, I couldn't even tell you if we managed to kill them all. All I know is he spent five years as a jawless nugget, kept alive as a vitae tap for those girls.Why didn't you ask your guy?
>>97681622New Ductus killed him for flaking.
>>97681638Leadership in every sect would rip his heart out. Just different reasons.
>>97681465>>97681552Ah, so "nugget" is slang for a quadruple amputee. I heard tales of nuggets before, mostly as a form of punishment, but this the first time I hear of one that didn't have its limbs simply cut over and over as they regenerated.
Are you ready to roleplay killing some nazis, /tg/?
>>97665838Only if the setting explores the more interesting parts of a Nazi victory.>"Eh turkey. We hear you got some snowflake Jews hidin' up there, ya jive?"
>>97669299> the plight of the National-Socialists is one I deeply sympathize with, just as I have for the entirety of my youth.They are just as much victims of Zion as you and I, denegrated to the level reserved to the lowest hounds of Hell for daring to fight for their own peopleNTA damn bro thats crazy, killing your fellow white man didn't solve that
Preview of my LGS cosplay for the debut game
>>97681651been a while since I've had a reason to post this
>>97681692
Why did rules lite slop become popular and simulations approaches less popular? Was it youtubers? Was it corpos pushing for it for more money? Was the millenials replacing the gen-x?
The average IQ of the hobby dropped, most ttrpg players don't even skim the core rules anymore.
>>97680895Yes, although i'm more reserved with the "rulesystem" definition, for example, in my opinion, Knave isn't a rulesystem but a rough outline of one (it's just some mechanics, examples and "you fill the blank" using b/x kind of game), while opend6/minisix is a proper rules light rulesystem (as in a complete system of rules).
I liked developed simulation systems as a kid, but the more I played the more I appreciated simple, thought out rules, so long as they give a player enough tools to do be interestingplayers focus should be on what's happening in the game rather than fighting the rulesculmination of this was when I played 4ed warhammer fantasy, where there are 3 different skills to know about herbs, pick/grow herbs and do anything useful with them
>>97680562It used to be that tabletop games were just for nerds but now the hobby's been invaded by geeks.
>>97681507This.
D&D monsters that you killed or have killed you, any edition
>>97677899i know boars have a historic reputation as being dangerous but my mind still struggles to see it
>>97681411now that's an example of incorrect useyou can be in a board or on a board, the definition of your action doesn't changequality on context just makes you sound like an an orangutan
Do races count
>>97681434I mean, technically yes
>>97681432EGG's Gord character was killed by a demon possessed boar. It speared him with its tusks to the trunk of a tree, basically eviscerating him
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Capellan editionPrevious Thread: >>97656228================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://battletech.com/qsr/>Rookie Guideshttps://tinyurl com/ydtr589ehttps://pastebin.com/HZvGKuGxhttps://files.catbox.moe/l1gjfi.jpgComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
So...how did the clans react when they found out that Star League wasnt as perfect as they thought? Or was that kind of thing never brought up? I mean, they are in the IS now, they have to have seen records from the time and all that by now.
>>97681517Dezgra lies and slander.
>>97681517They had the records themselves, but most warriors were willfully blind to pre-clan history. And the ugliest parts of clan history. If they had wanted to, they could have learned about the star league and its questionable decisions. Very few of them wanted to.
>>97681406If bootlickers were intelligent they wouldnt be bootlickers
>>97681330Firstly, for all I care you could show up with all different units all painted as all different factions besides the one you're actually playing. But if you agreed to play a thematic game as the Draconis Combine, you should run those units as proxies for units that are on the Kurita MUL for that era, or at least as things that they could reasonably salvage from one of their enemies. And if you agree to keep playing that format with me in the future, maybe you should consider starting to assemble a force of faction-appropriate units in an appropriate color scheme for future use.Secondly>"I went to the wedding wearing a stained t-shirt and ripped jeans and people got mad at me, I can't believe they think I'm the asshole when they're the ones trying to dictate what I can wear"
