>zoomerslopWhy are zoomers trying their best to destroy gaming?
>>729219130Division is the name of the game, baby.
>>729216389Made by millennial Boughted by none
>>729219475>mfw Wall Street protests was when everyone came so close to finally waking people upSadly, people are retarded.
>>729216389>A dating sim with brown/black people Thanks Anon! I'll go check it out.
>>729219340I can't even imagine how anybody would think it was a good idea to publicly say that. Even leftard Twitter faggots.
pirate bros, our responses?
I pirate cause the devs think they're entitled to my money before they finish the game.>early access title>unoptimized buggy release>unfinished product with roadmapsyeah, nah fuck you
>>729219849Corporations are inherently exploitative and have "legally" stolen money from me on multiple occasions. Why should I place value on their labor if they place no value on mine?
>>729220118Actually retarded, booze and tobacco isn't bad if you enjoy booze and tobacco, fucking retard
>>729207903sharing is caring
>>729212930>The fact that it's depriving people of incomethis "fact" is enfirely made up
>Games message is 'escapism bad'
>>729146204uh ackchyually I play video games to improve my language skills. now shit like 鎧, 敏捷, 鎖帷子, 槍, 詠唱, etc. is firmly etched in my mind
>>729173442you tell yourself this so you can indulge in whatever you want, but it's a cope
>>729144385yeah, re:zero is shit anime and waste of time
>JUST LET ME PAINT!!!!!
>games message is "it is fine living with your illusion you don't need the truth."
Why the fuck is Cyberpunk number one on the switch 2? I can't be cause of the sale.
>>729219967I got Witcher 2 vanilla and was impressed by how much actually turned up. It was just some random order but came with a book iirc
>>729219524>Mistakenly goes on sale at the wrong price >"WTF why is everyone buying it??"This board of full of mental ill children.
>>729220265People don't know because barely anyone uses the Nintendo store.
I can't even imagine buying a game available somewhere else on a Nintendo console. And Id for sure consider myself a "Nintendo fan". Just no reason to do that to yourself at all.
>>729220282>barely anyone uses the Nintendo store.Next you'll be telling us how the Switch 2 is flopping lmao
Why did it flop?
It was sort of a shitty video game and the entire 'gameplay section' part of the game (ie. from when they decide to give you a weapon til the final part) felt very phoned-in, like it was done out of obligation and the visual design of those areas was more blandI liked my lil parasite friend though and would absolutely bork his hecking snoot or whatever
>>729219883nice visuals, bad gameplay
Now the dust has decidusettled, is Fallout Season 2 better than the first ??? is it lore accurate ??
>>729216970canon is the thing of the past, these days anything can be pulled out of the ass and retconned, what's even the fucking point
>>729219773okay, so set the next installment in another part of America, or in an earlier part of the timeline. you have 200 years to choose from.making a western doesn't require that you collapse the USA in your story.
>>729195234>Synthetic manI've seen that video of him deep throating a dildo.
>>729220226NTA, but why do you take the side of literal mentally-ill humans? Leftists aren't normal. They're all otherworldly weirdos who don't function like the rest of humanity. Like what made you wake up one day, and decide that you want to go to bat for people who'll majority hang/dome themselves before age 28, do things like remove their genitals, etcetera. Did Satan visit you in your dreams and told you to do so or something?
>>729199938RE4make is better than then OG btw tranny.
whats the most bullshit game you ever played?
Skill issue
>>729219771I play on easy but I try to stick to the hard rules, it's more fun that way
>>729214705Fewer
>>729214705Retard
>>729215574>he doesn't use a random word generator to pick a different starting word every dayMaple ain't bad though. I've never used as I recall, so I'm gonna use it tomorrow. If it's all greys though I want you to think about me and how livid I am when you do tomorrow's wordle, anon.
>148MB updateIT'S HAPPENING
>>729196010This is so funny it's discouraging. How do you achieve this powerlevel?
quit tf2 but when i played i only played dustbowl and the same classes,when i defended i played engineer, and when i played offensive i played demoman
My ideal heavy update>nerf sniper damage 33%, no more one shots on overhealed heavy>buff heavy reved up movement to 50%>remove minigun damage and accuracy ramp up>add new weapon set for heavy, maybe alternate primary other than minigun>bring back og quickplaythat shouldn't be that complicated. they don't need to add a new game mode or something huge.
>>729220027But what does Pyro get?
>>729220365maybe some new voice lines or something
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
>>729216704>>PLAYANFF Tactics - Started Chp 4 and already the dread of missable items is setting in. Kinda shitty how both Tactics Ogre and FFT loves to cramp interesting late game items/recruitable characters in the closing chapter. Also, why did anyone think excluding NG+ for an almost 30+ year old port was a good idea.>>WATCHANAmagami, Josee to Tora, I want to eat your pancreas>>LISTENANWhite Album 2 Ost>>READANWork emails FML>>EATANBought me some cheese board that was on sale and crakas>>DRINKANWotar>>FAPPANPETTAN/MSGKComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729216704I need a couch co-op game to play with my bros tomorrow. Shoot me your recommendations.Genre doesn't matter. Just needs to support at least 3 player co-op. Preferably something that doesn't take 20+ hours to complete. Steam or emulation doesn't matter either.
>PLAYANchroma squad, valkyria chronicles, lost planet.>WATCHANgonna throw on some christmas movie. maybe gremlins, maybe something else.>LISTENANjordan rudess' christmas album.https://youtu.be/xwWubMLTA1c?si=mXI-GqP_A9vfgVx0>READANthis book is full of spiders.>EATANjerk chicken.>DRINKANespresso. eggnog.>FAPPANtall chicks, tattooed chicks, goth chicks.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729216704>>PLAYANmfs 2024, getting my certificates, gonna go for my turboprop cert right now, i barely understood the IFR training but lol there's no consequences in a flight sim, i'll pick it up as i play more missions>>EATANleftovers, just cheap pasta and chicken>>DRINKANbeer>>FAPPANdon't feel like it>>FEELANhorrid, cant tell if management dont like me no more or if i fucked up, but im usually put in supervisor/senior roles on shifts, and usually put on a shift early, and neither occurred for xmas/nye, i rely on work to give me self worth and also be around people, and now it looks like i'll have neitherlonely, terribly lonely, gf broke up with me month ago, dont have friendsand my car broke down ;_;Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729216704>PLAYANSkyrim.Even modded it's kind of boring and barebones compared to the previous Elder Scrolls games, but the atmosphere is so comfy I can't hate it. I installed the mod DaC0da which injects some actual interesting lore into the game with Numidium actually showing up (big Dwemer God-mech) so I'm looking forward to seeing it.>WATCHANMuppet Christmas Carol. The best version of the story, naturally.>LISTENANVarious Christmas songs while I sit here and pretend I'm working.>READAN/v/>EATANOpened one of the tins of sweets already so just eating those for now.>DRINKANDr Pepper. I'm saving the alcohol for tomorrow.>FAPPANComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What is the in-universe holiday that FE characters celebrate at the end of December (or “Ethereal Moon” I suppose)? Festivus?
>>729219845I want to see it expel urine so badly.
>>729219807>would kill you without remorse if it benefitted her kingdom
>>729220069Can we say the same of our countrymen?
Cutesythea
>>729217821Winter Solstice is right around that time (December 21st this year) and it's fairly common to see a religious holiday show up around the same time, so it's probably that. Nothing strange about seeing people celebrate a holiday around the solstice.>>729218435>segs with ivyThat's a fairly strange holiday. I'd imagine that it would start to get really weird after Ivy dies and is buried, something like 100 years from now.
Zack is right you know. Incels are ruining everything including videogames
>>729208471ask chatgpt
>>729219637Youre controlled by your impulses. What a weak man. Thats why youre still a viegin
>>729207118Being ugly should be illegal. Plastic surgery should be included in even the most basic health care package, being fat should be illegal, and a tattoo should be a shame mark that gets you treated like a 3rd class citizen. So many problems in the West have been caused by giving voice to the lazy, fat, ugly, and mentally ill dregs of society. They should either improve, or be culled.The issue of the characters being ugly in particular comes from both the disgusting worship of weakness and ugliness, and also because the people involved in the decision-making are physically repulsive, and want to insert their likeness into the game regardless, for the purposes of vanity and self-validation. They are aware of their ugliness, so they feel satisfaction from depriving you of the pleasure of looking at beautiful things, and they also feel validated, because they are setting "new standards" and feel like they are making the ugly be in vogue, ergo making themselves more attractive, which is of course delusional.
>>729207118I want to play as a man, but I want female NPCs to look like the right.
>>729220275Jerking off to this post.
What Fighting games are you guys playing? Played Melty Blood AA and Touhou Soku for the first time today, got my ass beat...
That's it i quit
>>729217383>dump 8 gorillion hours to get good enough that people start looking up to you and get excited to meet you at eventsyeah
>>729218131>implying you won't be mocked by 99% of the people there who put 888 gorillion hours in
>>729190096>This is why AI was invented and I love itTried getting back into GGStrive but I honestly lost interest after a few ranked matches. Some characters are just way too fucking guess-coded, which makes defending not rewarding at all.
>>729190096Strive and 2xko are the only ones i'm remotely interested in. Strive i am bored of it and just playing to reach vanquisher before i take a break until 2.02xko i'm not even so sure it won't flop, i just do the battlepass shit to get rewards and not become too rusty in case it survives.Tokon looks boring af and i hate capeshit. It's kind of a bleak period for the genre
is genshin impact worth for a late player
what are the chances they expand sumeru? we're getting dorman port and blackcliff somewhere next year.
When is Direidyth coming back
>>729219925Not sure what they could do for Sumeru aside from expand on the desert a bit more.
>>729220084True. But there's also underground stuff they could add a bit more.
>>729220373Yeah but I think we've pretty much seen just about everything we needed to of Deshret's stuff.
Post carts and wishlists
>>729220172no
>>729220254I have a job, just a minimum wage one and I spent a lot of money this month buying gifts for my loved ones plus some unexpected repairs for my car. I will buy it eventually, maybe around summer, but for now I'd prefer to spend a bit less.
>>729220212I said several games
>>729220259It's okay, thanks anyway...Merry Christmas
>>729220395So how does that work? You make a new Steam account for each new game you buy or what?
Games where I can use laser weapons?
>>729219339Once you see the firing arc once, your brain just figures out exactly how you gotta aim to arc it gently into the face of whatever you're trying to killit's beautifulfavorite support weapon, hands down
>>7292202942 million years of throwing rocks at literally fucking everything probably burned trajectory calculation into our DNA.
>No eyes look straight into the laser emission mouth
>>729218079I could never be trusted with this power
>>729217969now lets see it at a distance
New official art for Christmas and the game is on sale for the first time.
What was this nigga's problem?
>>729175305He got tricked into separating his good and evil sides to save humanity. He defeated the Lords of Shadow. Whipped Satan himself back to Hell. Saved Humanity and Earth as a whole. Yet, despite his efforts. His evil side stayed in the mortal realm to unleashed untold horrors upon the world, the likes of which that were unimaginable with the original 3 Lords of Shadow, for over a millennia. Cursing his descendants to ritualistically kill their ancestor over and over again to temporarily end the horror their ancestor unleashed. The Will of God is incomprehensible. We only get to see glimpses of the backside of the Grand Tapestry. Yet, for reasons beyond our comprehension, Count Dracula. The One True Lord of Shadow. Is allowed to endlessly reincarnate to test the mettle of humanity. Whether through the Will of God or the hands of zealous heretics. Count Dracula endures. And it is the responsibility of all good Christians, not just he Belmonts, to rebuke his aggression.
>>729195848The real Vlad was just as wacky>hostage at the court of the Ottoman sultan, groomed to become puppet king of Wallachia>father was betrayed by Wallachian nobles, brother becomes Sultan's docile lapdog>swear vengeance instead>return to Wallachia>invite Wallachian traitor nobility for dinner>red wedding>impale their anuses on spikes, their wives too>enslave their children and make them build castles >when castles are built and an army assembled, stop sending tribute to sultan>by now, prince Mehmed II (with whom Vlad grew up together) rules the empire>he sends emissaries, Vlad nails their turbans to their heads>impales their anuses>declares war on sultan by raiding across his borderComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>729175305Hello, /vtmb/. Once upon a time in some supposedly demon book i had read a "footnote" story about some grandfather giving his descendants various ears, noses etc then sending them over some wall to percept some world over there and listening to their reports, eventually giving the last one eyes - only for the last one to see the grandfather and to rip himself apart in horror and insanity from the view. Could you please help me to identify which book that is?
>>729219338sounds like a tyrant
>>729204958>china town temple>sabbat hideout>sewers
Has a game ever made you feel like you were lost in an endless expanse?
>>729220374please include "Claude" in the OP of your general
>>729220374Yeah when Claude played pokemon it made me feel like that
Why does this franchise struggle to be culturally relevant?
>>729211821Killzone was more relevant, practically was one of the PS3 games on every marketing. this shit feels forced
>franchiseI love Horizon Zero Dawn. I feel like it was a great game. And part of what made it a great game, was that it had a great conclusion. It was perfectly expansive yet self-contained. The idea of this game being tortured into a franchise fills me with resentment.
>>729211821>the game is just regurgitated ubisoft formula mixed with a sony narrative Quite literally at the core designed to be as forgettable as possible.
>>729211821>culturally relevant?It's impossible to be culturally relevant with these release schedules. The music chairs have stopped, if you didn't establish your series 15 years ago it's over.
>>7292118211. Retarded settingWhat the fuck were they thinking making you fight robots with regular spears and bows? I can suspend my disbelief but this is just absurd>inb4 but you need to shoot weak points to deal damageNot an argument. If they were made of some weak ass metal, robots would self-destruct by existing.2. Wokeslop story with ludonarrative dissonance every momentThe game's intro has you, playing a little girl, save some ugly faggy guy while the better man that adopted you, who is an experienced hunter, hides from robots. When you first encounter the same robots later on, they are complete pushovers.3. The game is typical snoy turd that hardly does anything newIt's just a cinematic experience™ build upon the Ubisoft open world formula (only even more dumbed down) with crafting, stealth, meaningless puzzles explained the moment you encounter them, and light RPG elements. All games published by snoy are almost the same, with olny differences being the setting and whether they have an open world or not.4. Aloy is not a characterShe has no defining traits aside from her looking like a potato and having the most progressive opinions on everything. Sony appears to understand that, so her statue in Italy is officially called "The Placeholder".5. No memorable or relatable charactersEveryone looks like a caricature and has nothing interesting or relatable about them.
Yo, Shitler.
>>729211193There weren't 6 millions jews in 1940.Why it's always 6 millions being used when the ''official'' number is 11 millions, why are the 5 millions non jews rarely if ever mentioned?It just doesn't add up, shlomo visajeet kun.
>>729220257>>729220223Are liberals going to be suffering? Yes or no?
>>729220070/ck/ is my home board, slop kinda came from there. It was more ‘sloppa’ as in, looks like a sloppa shit. Then we started having just general sloppa threads for unaesthetic but wholesome meals. Coulda been shortened to slop but desu it might have emerged separately
>>729220292right wing becoming more powerful every day. Keep posting cope it makes me happy to see redditors flailing.
>>729220380see >>729220203
